CV! Part 192 – It’s Our Birthday again! (Wed-Thurs-Friday the 13th)
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Wednesday, August 11, 2021
Remembering my little girls today.
May their memory be blessed!
12:20am: And so it begins, we still haven’t eaten.
We took the dog outside. We drank an iced espresso.
1:01am: We banged out breakfast for dinner and just consumed it.
And we took the dogs outside one more time.
On The Menu: Breakfast Burrito made with 3 eggs over medium, bacon,
and a quesadilla with salsa; carrot sticks, cherries, and another iced espresso.
7:07am: We woke up early again. We took the dog outside.
We played with the dog. We published our DoNotTravelTuesday Blog Post.
It’s NATIONAL SON’S AND DAUGHTER’S DAY (“None that we know of….”)
so, we’ll just move along today.
8:00am: Dogs barking. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
10:30am: Drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
Got the newspapers and the mail.
11:15am: We ate a banana.
It’s NATIONAL PRESIDENTIAL GOP TRAITOR JOKE DAY:
(at least we can almost joke about Trump again)
TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL CON MAN!
AND TRUMPERS ARE LOSERS AND SUCKERS! “That’s all today.”
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2:55pm: We fell asleep and took a nice nap.
And now the gardener is here again.
Recapping Wednesday evening. We ordered a dinner delivery.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The food arrived.
We ate dinner, watched “Jeopardy”, and then fell asleep.
On The Menu: Chinese food. Kung pao chicken, chicken and stringbeans,
orange peel beef, chicken egg rolls, steamed rice, and an iced espresso to drink
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
11:30pm: We woke up. We took the dog outside.
And now we’re updating our Blog Post.
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is real and not a joke.
There were coyotes outside the house yesterday morning and tonight.
It’s been five years (2016) since the little girls
were killed by coyotes in our fenced backyard.
We also have some nasty raccoons in the neighborhood,
and we saw the really fat one out front this morning too.
(and we can hear them in the ivy and bushes outside at night)
There’s also a big hawk, a mated pair of hawks, and two owls that hunt at night.
And the hawks perch in the neighbor’s tall pine tree during the day too.
So we are chillin’ with the dog, and he’s being adorable and cute.
He was sleeping at our feet, under the desk,
and now he just moved next to us and is sleeping in his play bed.
The other dogs are sleeping in their houses the bedroom.
And it’s Thursday morning, just past midnight.
Sarah Silverman is guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” tonight.
And she’s killin’ it. And Guillermo tested positive for COVID-19!
So he’s quarantined at home, and hasn’t been on the show this week,
but he made a remote appearance today during the monologue,
and Sarah sent him a get well gift: a jumbo-sized bottle
of Don Julio tequila and 6 big bags of Flaming Cheetos.
It’s NATIONAL RASPBERRY BOMBE DAY!
Thursday, August 12, 2021
EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE UNITED STATES!
Happy birthday to us! Let the celebration begin.
12:25am: We went to the kitchen and made an iced espresso.
We also refilled our water glass, which we always have on the desk.
DRINK COFFEE! DRINK WATER! Stay awake and stay hydrated.
Eating / Chinese food
Drinking / Iced Espresso and Water
Practicing / PATIENCE
Mastering / Little Boy, 2 Little Girls & the Big Boy
Learning / TO FLY (Pink Floyd song)
Wearing / sweat shorts (and that’s all because it’s HOT in the SFV)
Cooking / a tasty Breakfast Burrito
Trying / To stay cool… it’s HOT in the SFV!
Playing / With our puppies of course.
Working / In the Home Office & in the Backyard
Traveling / NOT TRAVELING. DO NOT TRAVEL!
Finishing / Nothing.
Reading / Still More Bad News… (but Not “fake news”)
Writing / Blog Posts!
Remembering / Dad, the Babygirls, & Burning Man 2017
Wanting / So Much MORE!
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4:45am: And now we are awake again.
“You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.”
– “Time” by Pink Floyd
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*We watched a bunch of YouTube vids and went back to sleep.*
7:30am: And now we are awake again. We took the dog outside.
We made an iced espresso.
8:00am: We fed the dogs. We took the all the dogs outside again.
And apparently it’s BACK TO SCHOOL DAY. WTF?!!!!!
Hello?
There’s a COVID-19 PANDEMIC! Children under 12 aren’t vaccinated.
Didn’t we have this argument last year? Before the Delta Variant?
About masks and kids and school? The CORONAVIRUS IS SURGING!
DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! DO NOT TRAVEL!
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11:10am: We are chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs.
The housekeeper is here cleaning. The roofers are across the street roofing.
The dogs are napping. We are doing the usual. We drank an iced espresso.
We ate some cold leftover Chinese food – the orange peel beef is sweet!
1:50pm: The housekeeper is gone. The dogs went outside.
The dogs are napping in the bedroom right now. It’s HOT out.
We ate some more food and drank another iced espresso.
On The Menu: Leftover Chinese food for lunch.
Kung pao chicken and chicken with stringbeans.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
7:15pm: We took a nap. We woke up.
We got dressed. We went to the bank.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We ordered dinner and then went to pick it up.
We ate dinner and then dessert. We feel fat and happy.
On The Menu: Sushi time! Birthday dinner.
Tuna poké, albacore sashimi, spicy tuna cut roll, Rainbow roll,
eel & avocado cut roll and an iced espresso to drink
and Ice Cream Cake (chocolate cake with mint chip ice cream)
from Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors for dessert
8:15pm: We took the dog outside.
9:35pm: We took the dog outside.
Friday, August 13, 2021
Happy birthday to us!
Today is Friday the 13th, 2021!
1:50am: Let’s get this party started!
TODAY IS THE DAY! The actual day.
5:35am: It’s Friday morning. And did we sleep? Yes. A little bit.
7:55am: And we are awake again. We fell asleep around 6:00am.
We woke up. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
We drank a demitasse cup of espresso.
12:50pm: We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Why not?
4:00pm: We took a little nap. We woke up.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. We took the dogs outside.
7:30pm: We took the dogs outside again. We ordered a pizza delivery.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
The pizza arrived. We ate dinner. Good Shabbos everyone!
On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
9:20pm: We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We drank an iced espresso.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
11:45pm: Well, we woke up again just in time. It’s almost midnight.
The day is almost over. It’s almost Saturday morning.
so we might as well dance.”
~Japanese Proverb
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