CV! Part 151 (Wednesday-Thursday-Friday)

CV! Part 151 (Wednesday-Thursday-Friday)

200000 HITS! – Read our previous Blog Post! 
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Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Remembering Don Ho and Burl Ives today – may their memory be a blessing!

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It’s NATIONAL GARDENING DAY!
Roses are red and white and blooming!

NATIONAL PAN AMERICAN DAY – first observed in 1930, today commemorates the First International Conference of American States (concluded on April 14, 1890) that established the International Union of American Republics, which became the Pan American Union, and led to the establishment of the Organization of American States (OAS) in 1948. They are still located in Washington DC. 
It’s also NATIONAL PAN-AMERICAN WEEK.
Read our previous Blog Post about Simon Bolivar!

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Simon Bolivar Statue in San Francisco (copyright 2014 JoshWillTravel)


NATIONAL DOLPHIN DAY!
“No aquarium, no tank in a marine land, however spacious it may be, can begin to duplicate the conditions of the sea. And no dolphin who inhabits one of those aquariums or one of those marine lands can be considered normal.” – Jacques Cousteau

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I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin’s back,
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song;
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
To hear the sea-maid’s music.
– William Shakespeare, from “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”

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“There’s no question dolphins are smarter than humans as they play more.”
– Albert Einstein


5:22am: We woke up and went back to sleep. And then we woke up around 4:00am.
We set up this Blog Post. We took the dog outside. We made a cup of espresso.
DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER. DRINK COFFEE. DRINK ESPRESSO. 
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9:36am: Good morning. We woke up again, took the dog outside again, and went back to bed again. Then we woke up, and we took the dog outside. The dog got fed breakfast. And we took the dog outside again. We got the newspapers. We drank another espresso and ate a toasted croissant (plain). And then we updated this Blog Post.

NATIONAL EX-SPOUSE DAY – Big thanks to my ex-wife! THANK YOU!
D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Thank you for not being married to us! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Time heals all wounds, and allows you to see the errors you have made in the past.
“Learn from your mistakes.” – SO TRUE! And then don’t make the same mistakes again.

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Alice in Wonderland – Central Park, New York City, NY (copyright 2010 JoshWillTravel)

11:15am: Well it was a beautiful day outside and then there were gray clouds in the sky.
We took the dog outside again. It was cold out and looking like it was going to rain….
And now it’s sunny outside again. Hate it when its like this, pick one kind of weather please.
We took the dog outside again and then we just put him down for a nap.

NATIONAL PECAN DAY – a member of the hickory family, the pecan tree is native to the central and southern US. The name Pecan is Native American (Algonquian), and means “requiring a stone to crack”

NATIONAL REACH AS HIGH AS YOU CAN DAY! (or is it get as high as you can day?)
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Convicted criminal Bernie Madoff has died in prison. BURN IN HELL BERNIE. 

LAUSD is re-opening for in-person school. Little kids returned yesterday.
Los Angeles 2nd and 3rd graders went back today.
Orange County school children began going back to school on Monday as well.
Lots of restrictions, and safety protocols that won’t prevent an outbreak…..

Las Vegas has announced they will return to 100% capacity on June 1st.
They have already removed and/or ignored most restrictions anyways…..

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Thursday, April 15, 2021 – NO TAXES TODAY!
Happy Birthday Leonardo Da Vinci!

Titanic Remembrance Day (you’ve seen the movie, right?)
On this day in 1912, the British passenger liner RMS Titanic, operated by the White Star Line, sank in the North Atlantic Ocean after striking an iceberg, and more than 1500 people died.
Rest In Peace. May their memory be a blessing.
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Jackie Robinson Day! – Since way back in 2004, Major League Baseball has celebrated the life of #42 Jackie Robinson and the anniversary of the breaking of baseball’s color line in 1947.
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BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLIE BRUTALITY AND VIOLENCE!
STOP KILLING UNARMED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

1:45am: Recapping Wednesday, on Thursday Morning:
We ate a dill pickle, a toasted bagel with cream cheese, a small microwave burrito, and some red licorice today. And we drank a lot of espresso, hot and iced. Nothing happened.
We were outside with the dog often. It decided to be a sunny day after noon.
The gardener came. It was National Gardening Day, so we did a little work outside too.
We fed the dog supper. We watched TV, surfed the interweb, and worked on this Blog Post.
We fell asleep and woke up after midnight. So now it’s Thursday AM.
And we thought about “what’s for dinner?” and what to eat all day,
So now we are really hungry for some food after 1:45am.
We just took the dog outside and made a cup of espresso. Time for dinner or breakfast!

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World Art Day! – an international celebration of the fine arts on Leonardo Da Vinci birthday.
The International Association of Art founded World Art Day on April 15, 2012,
The first official World Art Day celebration in the US was in Los Angeles in 2015

6:00am: We got woken up by a possum…. well, the possum set off the motion alarm, and we woke up sometime between 4:00 and 4:30am. And then we tried to go back to sleep. No luck.
We took the dog outside and then drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We never did eat, so we’re really really hungry, and we’re going to make some breakfast soon.

6:33am: We drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted croissant with a little butter.
Not really breakfast, but it will hold us over, until we get motivated to cook.

7:50am: Okay, we took the dog outside. We fed the dog breakfast.
We took the dog outside again. We got the newspapers. And the morning stuff is done.
And the little boy wants to play, so we are playing fetch with dog while we type this.
We actually do that a lot, or other things with the dog while we write.
And he was just in our lap and now it’s time for him to take an after-breakfast nap.

8:20am: Nope. We’re still playing….. he’s so happy. 

8:55am: We went to the kitchen and banged out breakfast. It was really good.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over easy, bacon, and twice cooked potatoes
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10:05am: So, we started binge-watching “Undercover Billionaire” on HULU this morning.
Here’s the story so far: Billionaire is undercover in Erie, PA, trying to start a Million Dollar Business. Glenn started with $100.00 and sleeping in his car. He raised money by salvaging tires, then flipping used cars, and now he’s trying to flip a house to get money to open a Beer and BBQ Restaurant. Pretty cool so far. Not sure how much is set up yet, but it’s fun to watch.
It’s also a “school of business” in real-world terms and practice. Oh yeah, Glenn is actually billionaire Glenn Stearns from Bear-Sterans. The only downside is the fucking ads.
Four episodes in and the commercials are just making the later episodes unwatchable….
so we might be done now. HULU just loads the programs up with SH*T ADS for stuff
WE WILL NEVER BUY and it just ruins the viewing experience.
So we are writing and editing this Blog Post during the ads.
And NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH ADS DURING THEIR PROGRAMS!!!! 
And we’re talking to you too YouTube. It’s a dead model. NO ADS. Figure it out.

We made a Meme: (from a fb ad today)
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1:30pm: We got the mail. We took the dog outside again. And he’s napping now.
It’s a beautiful day today. Sunny and warm in the SFV. And we’re hungry again.
We just made and drank an iced espresso and ate a tiny dill pickle. Still hungry.

7:55pm: We ate a quesadilla with salsa around 4:00pm and then fell asleep.
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We woke up and took the dog outside. We fed the dog supper and snacks.
We took the dog outside again. We played with the dog.
Now we’re back in the Home Office chillin’ on Thursday night.

9:35pm: We got dressed and ran an errand, it’s weird being out at night.
Not a lot of traffic. Not a lot of stuff still open at 9:00pm…. just weird.

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Friday, April 16, 2021
Happy Birthday Charlie Chaplin!
Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin (April 16, 1889 – December 25, 1977)

On this day in 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. wrote the “Letter from Birmingham Jail”.
BLACKLIVESMATTER! 

It’s National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day! (and that’s everyday now)

National Eggs Benedict Day! – poached eggs with Hollandaise sauce and Canadian bacon on English muffin halves created for and named after Delmonico’s restaurant regulars Mr. and Mrs. LeGrand Benedict in the 1860s.

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Eggs Benedict & Hash Browns

Eggs à la Benedick (original recipe)
Cut some muffins in halves crosswise, toast them without allowing to brown, then place a round of cooked ham an eighth of an inch thick and of the same diameter as the muffins on each half. Heat in a moderate oven and put a poached egg on each toast. Cover the whole with Hollandaise sauce (No. 501). – created by Chef Charles Ranhofer at Delmonico’s

National Orchid Day
National Bean Counter Day
National Healthcare Decisions Day
National Clean Out You Medicine Cabinet Day
World Voice Day – Sing this year’s theme! “One World Many Voices”

5:25am: We fell asleep and slept.
We took the dog out after midnight and then put him to bed.
Then we put a frozen pizza in the toaster-oven and fell asleep too.
We woke up, went into the kitchen, reheated the pizza, ate the pizza,
and then we finished and posted our previous Blog Post – 200000 HITS!

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6:35am: Breaking News! More gun violence in Indiana. 
Another Mass Shooting! Lone Gunman kills eight people
and himself at Indianapolis Fedex facility before dawn.  
And fans return to the Staples Center and Honda Center for hockey tonight!
LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks get more time than another mass shooting today.
Even “Beer Pong Ball” video got more time on KTLA than another mass shooting. 

10:50am: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog breakfast.
We got the newspapers. We took the dog outside again.
We went back to bed and fell asleep until a little before 10:00am.
We took the dog outside, drank another espresso and ate a toasted croissant.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We got the mail and made another espresso.

Our Astrological Forecast for today (ripped from the inter web and Mecca Woods):
The Sun in Aries faces off with Pluto in Capricorn, the confusion of Neptune in Pisces,
and the Gemini moon and Saturn in Aquarius,.
“The best way to handle the energy of the day is by remaining flexible and open to different options.” and “You might be feeling restless and frustrated now as you’re being asked to slow down and take things in smaller bites. Doing things in increments is beneficial for your craft and your well-being.”

9:30pm: Recapping Friday Afternoon. 

We cooked some chicken for the dogs. Then we made some lunch.
On The Menu: Two Steak Soft Tacos with grilled onions
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We played with the dog. We drank an iced espresso.
We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
Watched TV, surfed the interweb, watched YouTube vids, took a nap…
Choreboy showed up this afternoon. Watered the little backyard.
Did some household stuff. Just a little “Spring Cleaning.” 
Vacuumed and cleaned up the entire Home Office, which really needed it.

And we just ordered a pizza delivery., and it came really fast again.
We’re a good customer. And a good tipper. Thank you very much.
On The Menu: Extra-large sausage and meatball pizza. Good Shabbos!
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Sorry Vegans (and vegetarians, and veterinarians):
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What do you want for nothin’? Rubber Chicken?

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Breaking News: Lifetime Founding Member of the Oath Keepers, Jon Schaffer, 53, of Columbus, Indiana, pleads GUILTY to multiple felonies including Breaching the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, to Obstruct Congress and the Certification of the Electoral College results.
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Easter, March Madness, Spring Break. FOURTH WAVE.

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On Tuesday April 13, 2021 we passed 200000 HITS!

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Zombie?
(we ripped this 1970’s “South Seas” cocktail recipe – there were no directions,
so shake or stir, with or without ice, choose your glass, it’s up to you!)
1 oz orange juice
1 oz unsweetened pineapple juice
½ oz fresh lemon juice
½ oz red vermouth
½ oz orange curaçao
½ oz light rum
1 oz dark jamaican rum
1 oz 151-proof demerara rum (for float)


CV! Part 150! – THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 200000 HITS! And Our 8 Year Anniversary! And 1000 Blog Posts! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

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Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits! THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
And it’s Our 8 Year Anniversary! And 1000 Blog Posts!
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Thank you loyal readers! Thank you curious visitors!
Thank you to everyone who has visited us since we began this Blog in February 2013!
200000 is another number. But really we are surprised to still be here and at this place.

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200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Hits on this Blog!
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We don’t advertise. We don’t promote. We just publish our Blog Posts.
Obviously, people have found us here on the interweb over time.
200000 UNSOLICITED HITS!
And really we don’t even know how this number is actually calculated.
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We couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you! Thank you!

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FIREWORKS!

TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND HITS!
HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

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And it’s also our 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
EIGHT YEARS! EIGHT! EIGHT YEARS MAN! (that’s a long time)
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We started this Blog in February of 2013. And we are still at it in 2021.

NOTE: We started this Blog Post in February 2013, and set it up at around 190000 Hits.
It sat for a month, while we gathered the final 10000 or so views to reach 200000.
And now it’s April, and we are finally there! WOO-HOO. Leave your comments below.

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And now we are at 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits!
Eight years! 1000 Blog Posts! (or thereabouts)
A sh*tload of time and effort and imagination.
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NOTE: This is the pre-announced celebratory “200000 HITS” Blog Post!

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FIREWORKS! Hollywood Bowl 

And we also reached 1000 Blog Posts too this month!
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This is also our 150th CoronaVirus Diary Blog Post.
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
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over a year ago in February and March of 2020.
We also got very political over the last two years. And we are not sorry at all.
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BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE BRUTALITY AND VIOLENCE!
STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM! STOP KILLING BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

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“Why then the world’s mine oyster, which I with sword will open.” 
– William Shakespeare “The Merry Wives of Windsor” Act 2, scene 2

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THANK YOU LOYAL READERS! 200000 UNSOLICITED HITS!
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We think we’re finished now.
Be thankful. Be grateful. And we are very grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

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CV! Part 145 – Easter Weekend! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 145 – Easter Weekend! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

 

Friday, April 2, 2021 – Good Friday!

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8:20am: And we are awake again. Since 7:00am.
And we didn’t want to get up this morning.
We got the newspapers and made a cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
We had the dogs in the Home Office for a little bit,
and now they’re napping in the bedroom.

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We woke up around 3:00am with a headache,
and we made it go away and then went back to bed a couple hours later.

Fun stuff we did this week: (hanging with our dogs is the best thing)
We watched “The Last Cruise” documentary about the Diamond Princess
(Princess Cruise Lines = total failure to protect the passengers and crew)
and the COVID-19 outbreak onboard in February 2020 and onboard quarantine
and passenger evacuation and air transport to the United States, and the CREW.
And it uses footage shot by the passengers and crew during the cruise and crisis.

We walked to the bank and went inside yesterday,
while we were in the post-vaccine waiting period, and we talked to a bank teller.
(WE GOT OUR FIRST DOSE OF THE MODERNA VACCINE FINALLY!)

We started watching “Red Oaks” – very fun TV series to binge-watch.
We watched Doug Stanhope standup comedy specials – angry and weird comedy!
We were entertained by TV and the interweb as usual…..

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11:01am: We still have a little headache and our shoulder still hurts.
We’ve just been taking it easy this morning, but we didn’t go back to bed.
Thinking it’s nap time now…. but we just made a cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside and it’s a beautiful day! Again!
BUT… the gardeners are working the neighborhood, next door,
and on the backside, so there’s intermitten mower/blower noise all day Friday.

12:40pm: We took the dogs outside again, and now they’re napping.
We got the mail. We ate a toasted bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam.
Might be nap time now….

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3:50pm: We slept with the dogs. Short nap.
We took the dogs outside. We slept without the dogs.
Now we’re tired, and we’re awake again.


Breaking News! ATTACK AT THE US CAPITOL! Crazy guy crashed his car into the barricades. He killed one Capitol Police Officer and injured another, and then tried to attack officers with a knife. They shot and killed him.

Whistler Blackcomb Resort in Canada will close for 30 DAYS due to COVID-19.
Canada’s variant-fueled COVID-19 surge prompts new restrictions.
Travelers should avoid all travel to Canada. 
If you must travel to Canada, get fully vaccinated before travel.
All travelers should wear a mask, stay 6 feet from others, avoid crowds, and wash their hands.
Even fully vaccinated travelers may be at risk for getting
and spreading COVID-19 variants and should avoid all travel!

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STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! WEAR A MASK!

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New York Now Has Recreational Cannabis! 

Major League Baseball will move the 2021 All-Star game from Georgia
over opposition to the state’s new racist voter suppression law.
Boycott threats for Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines and other businesses who won’t challenge the law.

Trump stooge and GOP Traitor Matt Gaetz is under investigation for SEX TRAFFICKING!
Money and drugs for sex with a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD? Really? This Guy? Really?
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“Luke Ball, a longtime aide to Mr. Gaetz who was serving as his communications director,
did not publicly give a reason for his departure and could not immediately be reached for comment.” – The New York Times HAHAHAHAHA!

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8:00pm: We slept a lot on this beautiful Friday afternoon.
We slept with the dogs and then without the dogs.
We woke up later just before 7:00pm.
We drank a cup of espresso and a glass of water. Drink coffee. Drink Water.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We played and loved the dogs and now we’re all chilling’ in the Home Office.
And now it’s time for our dinner.

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10:15pm: We ate leftover pizza for dinner and it was great.
GOOD SHABBOS! We drank an iced espresso.
And we are surfing the interweb and watching the news on TV again.

Las Vegas Friday Night LiveStreams on YouTube.
SPRING BREAK! MARCH MADNESS! EASTER WEEKEND!
People traveled from all over the country to visit Las Vegas this weekend.
(Tennessee, Virginia, Texas, Oregon, California, and every other state)
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Fremont Street in Downtown Las Vegas:
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REAL “Reality Television” EVERY NIGHT! Las Vegas Metro Police are not playing.
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Saturday, April 3, 2021  (4-3-21)

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

4:05am: We fell asleep and woke up at 3:00am.
We just drank a cup of espresso and took the dogs outside.
Early AM and we are wide awake again.
Our shoulder is still sore to the touch,
and that seems to be the only lasting side-effect now that we slept.
We drank a lot of water to stay hydrated, and we did a lot of peeing yesterday.
There is a real sense of relief and we are less anxious today.
And we are not going to stop ZERO CONTACT. We need to do another month.
Get the second dose, and then wait two weeks, and then decide….
We are still trying to stay home and stay safe. Wear a mask of course.
Wash your filthy hands. Use rubbing alcohol to sanitize at home and in the car.
SOCIAL DISTANCE SIX FEET OR MORE! Do not socialize, party or hang out.
Don’t go to restaurants.
Do not go to movie theaters, musical performances, shopping malls,
dance parties, sporting events, Las Vegas, or any kind of public gathering!

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US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from
COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.

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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

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DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

5:55am: Okay, so watching the Las Vegas LiveStreams
just made us want to remind our Loyal Readers to STAY HOME! STAY SAFE!
Don’t get careless. Don’t let down your guard. Don’t be stupid.
PLEASE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY GUIDELINES!
Okay. We needed to give the puppy some attention, and the dogs want to eat now.
But it’s too early, so they just went into the bedroom, and we will feed them soon.
We’re hungry too. We ate pizza, but we need to eat a good breakfast/brunch today.

HAPPY EASTER WEEKEND!
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7:40am: We made a cup of espresso and we got the newspapers.
(we didn’t drink the espresso, and it got cold)
And it’s already a beautiful day outside! We hate daylight savings remember?
So, now it’s time to take the dogs out and feed them breakfast.

11:20am: The dogs went outside. the dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We drank a cup of espresso. We got the mail. We took the dogs outside again.
Another beautiful day! The forecast for the week’s weather is good.
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6:20pm: Saturday Brunch! We cooked and ate. Then we slept for awhile.
We woke up and took the dogs outside. Now it’s time for their supper.

On The Menu: Steak and Eggs with sautéed onions, shoestring fries w/BBQ sauce,
dill pickle, avocado, celery & carrot sticks, and an iced espresso to drink.

Recapping Saturday Night: The dogs got fed. We went outside with them on both sides.
We watched TV and surfed the inter web. Las Vegas LiveStreams on Saturday night.
We ate two slices of cold leftover pizza for dinner. We fell asleep with the dogs.

Saturday night in Las Vegas baby on YouTube! 82 degrees on the Strip tonight.
Spring Break! March Madness! Spend your stimulus check on Easter weekend!
Large crowds, no Social Distancing, mask wearing is intermittent – so NO MASKS really.

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Sunday, April 4, 2021 – Easter Sunday! 

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

4:40am: We woke up early…. and we are wide awake.
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Happy Easter Sunday! Hey look, itsadaPope!
Every network is broadcasting religious crap for Easter.
We were just reading about how the priests rape the nuns,
and force them to have abortions (a mortal sin) when they get them pregnant,
and the Catholic Church covers it up, and the priest keep on raping,
just like they covered up SICK CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN FOR DECADES!
BUDDY MARDI GRAS
Want some candy? How about an Easter egg hunt now?
Get a 420 Bunny. Celebrate this weird ass sacred secular holiday today.
Eat some ham. Go to church. Wear a pretty hat. Not necessarily in that order.
“Always look on the bright side life.” – Watch Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” again!

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7:40am: We fell asleep, and the dogs woke us up, and wouldn’t let us go back to sleep.
So we got up, we took them outside, the dogs got fed, the dogs went outside again.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. We are awake now.
DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER. We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese too.

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Flores por Los Muertos! (copyright 2014 JoshWillTravel)

554000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of today.
AND THERE IS A FOURTH SURGE COMING AFTER SPRING BREAK…..
“Flores para los muertos” – May the Four Winds blow them safely home.

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8:10pm: Recapping another sh*tty Easter Sunday. We took the dogs outside again.
We took a nice hot shower. We made an iced espresso. We made breakfast/Sunday Brunch.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, toasted bagel with cream cheese, dill pickle,
carrot sticks, celery with peanut butter, strawberries, and an iced espresso to drink.
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We ate. And then around 1:00pm, our beautiful day was over.
SOME PEOPLE SUCK. We tried to sleep.
Woke up and got some news that really made us angry again, but we didn’t react.
We went back to bed and tried to sleep a little. And we woke up again.
SOME PEOPLE TOTALLY SUCK. We are on repeat again. So tired of this.

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His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama is the spiritual leader of the Tibetan people
and the Gelug (“Yellow Hat”) school of Tibetan Buddhism.
Tenzin Gyatso, born on July 6, 1935, describes himself as a simple Buddhist monk.

“The ultimate source of happiness is not money and power,
but warmheartedness.” – 
The Dalai Lama

His Holiness is on Twitter:
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“For our life to be of value,
I think we must develop basic good human qualities – warmth, kindness, compassion.

Then our life becomes meaningful and more peaceful – happier.” – The Dalai Lama

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“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.” – The Dalai Lama

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HELP! I am a prisoner in the Home Office.
Completely out of coffee and running low on cookies! Happy Easter Sunday.

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RABBIT! RABBIT! RABBIT!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

“Always look on the bright side of life….”

 



CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

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Sunday, March 28, 2021 – Happy Passover!
Happy Holi! Happy Palm Sunday.
Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!
National Black Forest Cake Day!

Happy Holi! The ancient Hindu festival of Holi, is known as the “Festival of Love”, the “Festival of Colors”, and the “Festival of Spring”. The holiday celebrates the arrival of spring, the end of winter, the blossoming of love, and a good a spring harvest. Holi also celebrates the triumph of good over evil, symbolizes by the end of winter.

On this day in 1979, there was a major accident at Pennsylvania’s Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. Reactor number 2 overheated, suffered a partial meltdown, and then a radiation leak.

Today, the TMI-2 reactor is permanently shut down and 99% of its fuel has been removed. The reactor coolant system is fully drained and the radioactive water decontaminated and evaporated. The accident’s radioactive waste was shipped off site to an appropriate disposal area, and the reactor fuel and core debris was shipped to the Department of Energy’s Idaho National Laboratory. In 2001, FirstEnergy acquired TMI-2 from GPU. FirstEnergy has contracted the monitoring of TMI-2 to Exelon, the current owner and operator of TMI-1. The companies plan to keep the TMI-2 facility in long term, monitored storage until the TMI-1 plant ceases operations, at which time both plants will be decommissioned. – http://www.nrc.gov

On this day in 1986, “We Are The World” was played at the same time on radio stations everywhere. It was written/recorded in 1985 to raise money for African famine victims and was remade/rereleased in 2010 for victims of the earthquake in Haiti. The song saw a comeback in March 2020 after the COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. USA for Africa! 

We are the world, We are the children,
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making, We’re saving our own lives,
It’s true we’ll make a better day, just you and me”

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4:30am: Just woke up. We took the dogs outside. We made a cup of espresso.
We also ate some strawberries and a chocolate macaroon.
There was a missed text message from earlier on our cell phone.
Terrible news. Our friend’s brother died. We don’t have any details.
But we are very sad now.

We watched two of Doug Stanhope’s comedy specials and then we
watched the Brody Stevens’ (RIP) comedy special on Amazon Prime last night.
We also went down the Youtube hole again and watched a bunch of vids.
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Steven James Brody (May 22, 1970 – February 22, 2019)  known as Steven Brody Stevens, was a genius stand-up comedian, the “Prince of Periscope” and an actor who suffered from mental illness and sadly killed himself. We miss his weird and angry comedy.

8:20am: We fell asleep again. We woke up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank a cup of espresso.

“Face masks, hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes and other PPE
are now tax deductible medical expenses, the IRS announced.”

12:50pm: Well, it’s a beautiful day! Sunday! Sunday! Springtime!

And we are Choreboy again today! Doing laundry! Cleaned out the fridge.
Cleaned up the kitchen a little. Did some dishes and pots and pans.

We just heated up the last of the leftover pizza from the other night
and ate it for lunch with some fruit punch gatorade to drink.

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10:00pm: Recapping Sunday!
Choreboy scooped a lot of poop, cleaned the yard, and did some more laundry.
We slept for awhile. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
And the dogs got fed supper and we took the dogs outside again.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate some leftover BBQ chicken pizza.
(we had to scrap the cilantro off, because we didn’t want it to go to waste)
We turned everything off and just enjoyed the silence for a couple hours.
We took the dogs outside again
and now we’re back chillin’ in the Home Office on Sunday night.
We also emptied the dishwasher and put away the dishes.
And we did another load of laundry.
Choreboy is not quite done, but he is done for now.

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Monday, March 29, 2021
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
National Vietnam War Veterans Day!

3:30am:
“The Wonderful World of Disney” double feature: (and childhood memories)
“The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes” with Kurt Russell and Joe Flynn
“Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier” with Fess Parker and Buddy Ebsen

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8:35am: We slept a little with the dogs. We woke up and took them outside.
The dogs got fed their breakfast and went outside again.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.


THE FOURTH WAVE IS HERE!
“THE SPRING BREAK SURGE” = COVID-19 Infection rates are rising again.
People are being careless. People aren’t wearing masks. People are STUPID.
We watched the Livestreams from Las Vegas this weekend,
and we’ve seen the news reports on Spring Break in Florida and Texas.
And more businesses are continuing to “RE-OPEN”: Theme parks (Disneyland and Magic Mountain will re-open next week) and sporting events, restaurants and movie theaters, schools (LAUSD announced they will re-open for in-person teaching in April) and religious institutions.

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States…..
549000+ REPORTED US CORONAVIRUS DEATHS AS OF TODAY!

FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-NINE THOUSAND PLUS AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
58900+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
49500+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
Practice Social Distancing! Keep your “bubble” small! ·
Stay Home And Don’t Go To Work If You Are Sick!

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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STAY THE FUCK HOME! DO NOT SOCIALIZE! DO NOT GO TO PUBLIC PLACES!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
DO NOT PARTY WITH FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS! ZERO CONTACT!


BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE BRUTALITY!
STOP POLICE VIOLENCE! STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM! 
STOP KILLING UNARMED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

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The trial of Derek Chauvin, the ex-police officer,
charged in the murder of George Perry Floyd on May 25, 2020, began today.
Eight Minutes and Forty-Six Seconds. Nine Minutes and Twenty-Nine Seconds.
(RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!) It was Homicide.

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10:20am: The housekeeper is here to clean now.
We drank another espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We ate 2 toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam.
We made an iced espresso. We have the dogs with us in the Home Office.
And it’s Monday morning again.

Do you have “A Case of the Mondays?” (read our previous Blog Post)
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 11:30am: We got the mail.

4:40pm: Watching/listening to Josh Daniel and 420Live with Jeff Kravitz
at the same time. MSNBC on TV with the sound off.
There’s a YouTube vid cued up for viewing too.
Celebrating Life Everyday! 420Live with guest Andrew DeAngelo.
We drank another iced espresso. We took the dogs outside a couple times.
The housekeeper finished about 2:00pm. The house is clean.
We slept a little while she was here….. and when we woke up, she was gone.
And we might be hungry.

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The container ship EverGiven that was blocking the Suez Canal was freed today.
Cargo ships are sailing through it again, there’s a massive backup that needs to clear,
and there will be toilet paper (and other imported products) for April and May.

Recapping Monday at 2:00am on Tuesday morning.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We fell asleep. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
We took the dogs outside again. We ate some food.

On The Menu: Toasted bagel with cream cheese, two kinds of salami, pepper jack cheese, dill pickle, avocado, celery & carrot sticks, sour cream & onion potato chips, and strawberries
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We fell asleep for an hour, woke up, and took the dogs outside again.
Now the dogs are sleeping in the Home Office.
And now it’s Tuesday. Maybe we had a case of the Mondays yesterday.


Tuesday, March 30, 2021
NATIONAL DOCTORS’ DAY! – has some extra-special meaning this year!
The first observance of Doctors Day was on March 30, 1933, in Winder, Georgia.
On this day in 1842, Ether was first used as an anesthetic for surgery and was administered by Crawford W. Long, M.D. A red carnation is worn as the symbol for National Doctors Day.

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Some people shouldn’t be Doctors. Some people should be in prison.
The Trump stooges now admit they failed, and that they lied for Trump.
They sacrificed American Lives for politics over human life. 
They violated the Hippocratic Oath. THEY DID HARM! PEOPLE DIED! 
They should never practice medicine again. Take their licenses away!
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF US CITIZENS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF THEM!
550000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE 
UNITED STATES!
FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND PLUS DEAD AMERICANS AS OF TODAY!
59000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA!

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Stay Home! Stay Healthy!
Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.
Have a beverage.
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NATIONAL VIRTUAL VACATION DAY (and that’s everyday these days, right?)
STAY THE F*CK HOME! DO NOT TRAVEL! 
A virtual vacation doesn’t require money, packing, traffic, or airplane flights.
Relax, recharge, and rejuvenate no matter where you are!

National Take A Walk In The Park Day

National Pencil Day – On this day in 1858, Hymen Lipman was granted the first patent for an attached eraser on the end of a pencil, and he was also the first person to use adhesive on an envelope flap

National Turkey Neck Soup Day (no thank you)

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2:45am: We’re awake. We just made an iced espresso. We are so BORED.
Last night we watched the coyotes frolic on the neighbor’s lawn across the street.
We put on “Avengers, Age of Ultron”, but we’re going to stop it and start it over.
Just not now.

On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan, James Brady, and
two other people were shot and wounded by John Hinkley Jr. in Washington D.C.

7:50am: Good morning. Tuesday. Yeah, we’re up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Tuesday.
Drink coffee. Drink water.  DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER.

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11:40am: We took the dogs outside again. We got the mail.
We have to go the bank and we should go to the market too.
But we don’t want to go out unless we absolutely have to…..
And the bank can wait and we have food to eat today and tomorrow,
so, we’ll stay home and stay safe and social distance and self-isolate.
It’s a beautiful day. The temp should reach 80 degrees in the SFV today.

Universal Studios Hollywood announced that they will re-open April 16. 
Penn & Teller’s show will return to the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas on April 22. 
Many shows (stage, lounge, and comedy) have already resumed in Las Vegas
(with reduced audience capacity and/or in a larger venue/space). 

Carnival, MSC, Royal Caribbean, and Disney Cruise Line are now offering short Summer Cruises with June and July departure bookings out of Florida despite the “do not sail” order from the CDC. There will be mandatory COVID-19 “proof of vaccination” requirements.
DO NOT TRAVEL! – STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY! – ZERO CONTACT! – NO CRUISING!

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5:05pm: Well, we took a nap. We needed to sleep a little.
We didn’t go to the bank or the market, or do any errands today.
We watched some of the Derek Chauvin George Floyd Murder Trial.
We woke up and took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
Almost time to feed the dogs their supper. Still a beautiful day outside.

11:20pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We cooked, we made dinner. We fell asleep for a little bit.
And we just updated this Blog Post.

On The Menu: Bone-in Ribeye steak with sautéed onions,
baked potato with melted pepper jack cheese and bacon, celery & carrot sticks.
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BREAKING NEWS! GOP TRAITOR MATT GAETZ IS UNDER INVESTIGATION
BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE FOR SEX TRAFFICKING!
DID HE HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL?
DID HE PAY FOR HER TO TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES FOR SEX?
C’mon, really? Does Gaetz look like pedophile? Really?

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STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

We now have an appointment date and time for our first vaccination!
We waited for our turn, and we’ve been scheduled, fingers crossed now.
Only 25% of Californians in the 50-64 age range have been vaccinated so far…. 

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*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 

You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

Going to the end of the line?
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“Therefore hell hath enlarged herself,
and opened her mouth without measure:
and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp,
and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.”

– Isaiah 5.14




CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

Third Monday in March
And it’s a beautiful day
to Celebrate Life!

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Collected Haikus from our first 35 CoronaVirus Blog Posts
NOTE:
Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
March 11 – May 21, 2020 (71 Days): the first two and a half months of isolation
We went back today and read through the first two months of Quarantine.
You can too. It’s very scary to see how right we were about the lies and deaths.
We won’t say “we told you so”, because we don’t have to…..
WE TOLD YOU SO. (yeah, we said it)

Coronavirus:
Mother Nature is pissed
Wants to kill us all

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

“Safer at Home” Dude.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
This will not stand, man.

Monday, March 22, 2021 – the 81st day of the year
WORLD WATER DAY! Drink Water!
(the first World Water Day was in 1993)
Happy birthday William Shatner!
Remembering Kenny Roger, who died one year ago today.

Social Distancing
Trapped in my peoplebox
I am so alone

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Quarantine for days
Working that drug regimen
How long will this last?

It’s National and International Goof Off Day today!
Relax, enjoy and goof off. Do something fun and leave work for tomorrow.
Take a nap, read a book, smoke a doobie, watch a movie, play a game.
Why not spend the day in your pajamas and do nothing?
Goofing off = avoidance of work (so try not to look like you are working today)
F*CK RESPONSIBILITY!

A gold Ralphs Club card
My identification
And it’s all I got

5:20am: Monday again. We are not going to the market today.
7:55am: The dogs got fed and went outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank two cups of espresso and two glasses of water so far.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (World Water Day celebrates fresh water)

When the doctor asks
“Would you slide your shorts down please?”
And cut to this song!

John Fogerty performs “Looking Out My Backdoor” from home in March of 2020.

(from March 22, 2020)
Quarantine Day Eight

A Solitary Sunday
Woke up too early

9:10am: The tree contractor for the City of Los Angeles and Department of Water and Power is in our neighborhood to trim the trees around the power lines near the house this morning.
So the dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom until the work is finished so they don’t bark.
9:45am: The housekeeper is here today too. And the house is clean. So, why is she here?
We are just going to goof off in the Home Office until she’s finished with her work.

(from April 20, 2020)
Happy Four Twenty!

Jeff Bridges sings for Willie
On the interweb!

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11:45am: They are finally cutting the trees.
We watched “John Wick” earlier this morning.
So, we put on “John Wick 2” for our (before) noon matinee.
NOTE: We didn’t actually finish watching “John Wick 2” until late in the evening.
Then we almost watched “Johnny Mnemonic” again.
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(from May 5, 2020)
Good (Tuesday) morning!

Two years now. Miss my father.
Rough weekend for me.

3:15pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
The housekeeper was long gone. The house was clean, real clean.
We made an espresso and a toasted cheese sandwich.
We did the Humpty Dance. We took the dogs outside.
And it’s still a beautiful Monday.
The tree guys have to come back another day with a longer ladder.
3:45pm: We just burned a half hour without blinking, WTF?

The beach is closed!
Stay outta Malibu Dude,
Waldo got busted.

One year ago: “nothing for humanity to worry about.” (NO JOKING NOW right?)
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543000+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in the United States as of Monday (March 22).
There were 3350 new recorded confirmed cases in California on Sunday (March 21).
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Life is like bowling:
Strikes and Gutters all the time.
Let the good times roll!

6:55pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We ordered Chinese food delivery for dinner. And it came really fast. So DINNERTIME!
On The Menu: Chinese food! Kung pao chicken, sweet&pungent chicken, broccoli beef, steamed rice, chicken egg rolls and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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There was another Mass Shooting – Another LONE GUNMAN.
At King Sooper’s market in Boulder, Colorado, today (aka “the Colorado Massacre”)
TEN INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD, including a police officer,
AND ANOTHER CRAZY KILLER WITH A GUN IS IN CUSTODY.
And how about last week’s CRAZY WHITE KILLER who killed EIGHT PEOPLE in Atlanta, and claimed “sex addiction” as the reason? Is there a pattern here?
There was also a mall shooter who killed three people in May of 2020.
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RACISM! “Fake News” LIES!
“Lot of people are saying”
EVEN MORE BULLSH*T!

No confidence vote.
They still do not have a plan!
We are so fucked.

I must turn off Trump!
“Creature From The Black Lagoon”
is not as scary!

He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in March of 2021!

From January 2020:
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WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.


Tuesday, March 23, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!
Happy birthday David Grisman!
It’s NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!

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We had to post pictures of our pack. We LOVE our puppies! And they LOVE us.

6:45am: Good morning! We don’t sleep much. We might have slept a couple of hours, but it wasn’t good sleep. And we are really tired again this morning. We had a cup of espresso around 5:30am.
8:30am: we just made another cup of espresso. Time for puppy therapy!

Trip to the kitchen
The dogs and I are hungry
Time for a snackie

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Tuesday afternoon
Never alone with your dogs
It must be PLAYTIME!

6:20pm: Recapping Tuesday. We went back to bed and slept all morning.
We were really tired. We slept. We woke up. We went back to bed twice.
Woke up around 3:00pm and we felt better. We drank a cup of espresso.
And we took a nice hot shower and washed our hair which is very long now.

Okay, file this under weird and scary….
we haven’t mentioned anywhere that we have a ponytail now (Quarantine haircut?)
So this ad just popped up in our feed…. Big Brother is really watching.
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We played with the dogs. We worked on our Blog Post(s). We surfed the interweb.
We watched a little TV. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
NO NEWS REALLY IS GOOD NEWS.
Day after the Boulder, Colorado “Supermarket Shooting” news.
Eric Talley, the Police Officer who was killed had seven children.
The nine other people who just went to the store and were killed had families.
The eight people killed last week in Atlanta had families. Six were asian women.
More “Thoughts and Prayers” right? More outrage. Flags at half-mast. NOTHING.
Make your speeches, hold your press conferences, and nothing will change.
Even gun owners want sensible gun laws and background checks. That is all.
DON’T FORGET TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS ARE CRIMINALS!
They tried to overthrown the US Government and the 2020 Presidential election!
END PAID NEWS MEDIA FOR PROFIT NOW! IT IS NOT NEWS!
END THE ENDLESS NEWS PROPAGANDA! STOP NEWS ADVERTISING!
STOP THE ENDLESS PRODUCT AND CONTEST PROMOTIONS!
A viral video clip is NOT NEWS! So much is just filler and distraction.
End the chatter. Stop the casual conversation. JUST REPORT THE NEWS.

The Ventura County Fair is cancelled for 2020.

7:05pm: Big Dog got in the trash, ate a lot of old bread, got sick and threw up outside.
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WTF? WHAT THE FUCK? WTF? Big Dog appears to be fine now.
NOTE: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BIG DOG GETTING INTO THE TRASH!
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN TODAY WHO WERE NOT CAREFUL AGAIN.
It would be funny, because we were just saying earlier today how the dogs need to be kept out of the kitchen area (and need to be trained not to be underfoot and in the trashcans), but it’s not. It’s just fucking ridiculous that we have to say it repeatedly, and no one listens to us.
Just like when we fought with them to train the dogs not to bark. YEAH THAT WENT WELL.
We are so tired of the “know-it-all” attitude and resistance to everything we advise.
GUESS WHAT? TIME PROVED US RIGHT! GO BACK AND READ THE BLOG POSTS!
Our back hurts. We’re hungry. We’re pissed about other people being irresponsible.
And we are so bored, angry, upset, and anxious. MUST BE TUESDAY NIGHT AGAIN.

Friday comes again!
Is this a…what day is this?
No week, no weekend

10:20pm: We heated up leftover Chinese food in the microwave for dinner.
On The Menu: Kung pao chicken and steamed rice, with juice to drink.

Friday night dinner
Stay Home! Stay Healthy! Be well!
Good Shabbos Y’all!

We fell asleep with the dogs a little after 11:00pm
and woke up on Wednesday at 12:45am.

George Segal RIP – May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
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WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.


Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Happy Birthday Harry Houdini!


NATIONAL COCKTAIL DAY! – March 24, 2021
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“Careful Man! There’s a BEVERAGE here!” – The Dude

It’s National Cocktail Day! CHEERS! (“Drink, mother*cker, Drink!”)
Celebrate all types of cocktails! Encourage people to create their own cocktails.
Have a cocktail! Have a few cocktails.
Drink them shaken, stirred, on the rocks, cold, warm, hot or frozen.
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NOTE: Please check out our “Fun Cocktail Recipes” Blog Pages in the sidebar!
Also links at the bottom of this page or use the SEARCH box on the top of the page.

National Cocktail Day was invented in 2013 by Jace Shoemaker-Galloway.
Enjoy a cocktail today and/or tonight! Have a cocktail before dinner or a show.
Play BARTENDER! Create your own cocktails! Better living through chemistry!

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Frankie’s Tiki Room in Las Vegas, Nevada

A COCKTAIL is a drink made with wine or other distilled alcohol (vodka, rum, gin, whiskey, brandy, and/or tequila, etc.): a single spirit or several combined, and mixed with other ingredients called “mixers” (soda, soft drinks, fruit juices, liqueurs, cream, spices, and/or fruit) and/or garnished with fruit/vegetables/chocolate/candy. Some cocktails focus on the alcohol content. Other cocktails feature the mixers.

The first mention of the word “cocktail” was in a British newspaper in 1778, hyphenated “cock-tail” and it referred to a ginger drink. The word appeared in a Hudson, New York newspaper “The Balance” in 1806. The word cocktail is most likely derived from the French word “coquetier,” which means “egg cup.” An Egg Cup was a drink mixture of bitters and brandy, served in New Orleans by Antoine Peychaud as early as 1795.

Cocktails are an American invention from the 1800s, inspired by British punch bowls (vats of spirits mixed with fruit juice, spices and other flavors served large bowls in 18th century English pubs and punch houses). By about 1800, a mix of different whiskeys was called a cocktail. New Orleans is considered the birthplace of the first cocktail: the Sazerac.

The Cocktail Shaker was invented in the 1860s.
The Cocktail Umbrella was introduced in 1932.
Did you know that each umbrella contains a tiny scroll with a fortune under the collar?

Happy Hour is usually scheduled between 4 and 6 pm, but times may vary.
Many social and business events are preceded by a cocktail hour.
Cocktail Hour usually happens in the late afternoon or early evening,
The tradition originated in New York City during Prohibition (Jan 17, 1920 – Dec 5, 1933)

A very important message for all our Friends:
PLEASE 
DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”


It’s World Tuberculosis Day – On this day in 1882, Dr. Robert Koch detected the TB bacillus, the cause of tuberculosis. The named day raises public awareness about tuberculosis and the efforts made to prevent and treat this disease.

International Day for the Right to the Truth concerning Gross Human Rights Violations
and for the Dignity of Victims. (World Day for Truth concerning Human Rights Violations)

Today is International Acheivers Day! – “And proud we are, of all of them.”
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International Day for Achievers is a day
that honors those who have achieved something,
and honors those who have enhanced the lives of other humans.
Choose someone to honor for their achievements
that have really made the world a better place today!

National Equal Pay Day
National Cheesesteak Day
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

3:30am: We just drank a cup of espresso, because we are already wide awake.
We watched the Soleil Moon Frye documentary and now the pilot episode of “Top Chef” (Season 1, Episode 1). Thank my foodie friend Diane who had a Chef’s Special Tasting at The French Laundry! OMG. She is so fantastic at photographing the experience and describing the dishes! And everyone love Diane! And what’s not to love? She loves the food and the experience. WE CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO GET BACK TO FEASTING AGAIN!
And THE FRENCH LAUNDRY is a great place to start. What a meal. What a dinner!
With a personal tour of the kitchen too! EXCELLENT!

Blintzes for brunch
Cheezy comfort food to eat
With raspberry jam
frozen from Costco
just fry them in cooking oil
and then add the jam

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Humpday Wednesday?

3:13pm: Recapping Wednesday morning. We fell asleep for a little bit around 6:00am.
We woke up a little before 7:30am. The dogs got fed breakfast and went outside.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso. We went back to bed with the dogs.
We woke up. We went back to bed. We woke up. We drank another half cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Have a COCKTAIL!
We went back to bed with the dogs. We woke up and we took the dogs outside.
The gardener is here today, which is good because the wind is blowing again, and the tree guys were here on Monday and Tuesday cutting in the backyard, so there’s a lot of tree debris.
The dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom while he’s working so there’s no barking.
Billy Strings’ Soundcheck from Tipitina’s in New Orleans was just LIVE.
And his first songs from both sets is on Nugs now (streamed later tonight)
Watching/Listening to a Josh Daniel performance replay of “Grateful Brunch” 4-11-20.
And now working on this Blog Post, listening to music and waiting for the gardener to finish.

“420Live with Jeff Kravitz” and guest Angus Thomas today at 4:20pm:
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He knows a wise man
And he thinks himself a fool
So he is happy

5:45pm: We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We put away the groceries that were delivered from the market.
We drank an iced espresso. We made and ate two chicken soft tacos.
(not necessarily in that order)
On The Menu: Suppertime! Two chicken soft tacos with pepper jack and cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce and salsa, with an iced espresso to drink.
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7:00pm: CHEERS! Humpday again.
NO END TO THIS BULLSH*T. NO END IN SIGHT.
WE WON’T BE AT YOUR PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
ZERO CONTACT IS STILL THE RULE!
DO YOU THINK THAT I’M A FOOL?
DO NOT PARTY! AND HERE’S WHY:
IF YOU PARTY, YOU MIGHT DIE!
(See our previous Blog Post, we are ON REPEAT AGAIN….)

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The Ramones shouted
“I want to be sedated!”
Listen to them sing

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11:35pm: We fell asleep a little before 9:30pm and just woke up.
And we’re hungry. We need to eat now.
We went into the kitchen and went back to the Home Office without eating.
So, now we have to decide WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
Looks like dinner after midnight, tonight, so we’ll see you in the next Blog Post.

Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone

545000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States as of today.
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND DEAD HUMAN BEINGS IN THE USA!
58100+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
49200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York
NOTE: BRAZIL IS NOW THE NIGHTMARE WHERE 3000+ PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY!
Their country is completely overwhelmed with new COVID-19 cases, and bodies…..

Sunday Solitude
Do you talk to yourself much?
Jack is a dull boy

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Burning Man 2021 Theme: “The Great Unknown”
Will there be a Burning Man 2021?
We went in 2017. We didn’t want to go in 2018. We tried to go in 2019, but didn’t get a ticket.
Burning Man was cancelled in 2020, but there was a “bandit burn” that wasn’t sanctioned.
And there were virtual Burning Man experiences available too, but it’s not the same as TTITD.
So, we don’t know what they are going to do this year…. and we don’t think they’ll know.
CAN IT HAPPEN IN 4 MONTHS? WOULD IT BE SAFE? Too much liability even with a waiver.
Yes, it could happen. No, it would not be safe…. but there’s a lot of money involved too.
WOULD IT BE PRUDENT TO HAVE AN EVENT WITH 70000+ PEOPLE AT THIS TIME?

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/03/11/coronavirus/

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

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Seek immediate help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, get professional help immediately!
If your distress impacts your daily life for any length of time (a couple days or many weeks),
talk to a clergy member, counselor, or healthcare provider.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org

California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

Basketball season?
Stupid leader will kill us
Humans are doomed
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

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PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”



CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)

CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

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“Continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when around others, stay at least 6 feet away from others, avoid crowds, avoid poorly ventilated spaces, and wash your hands often.​​” – CDC.gov

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520000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE UNITED STATES
53400+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA
as of March 4, 2021 at 12:27pm EST

Q: Do I need to wear a mask and avoid close contact with others
if I have gotten two doses of the vaccine?

THE ANSWER IS: YES!
Protect yourself and others,
follow these CDC recommendations:

  • Wear a mask over your nose and mouth
  • Stay at least 6 feet away from others
  • Avoid crowds
  • Avoid poorly ventilated spaces
  • Wash your hands often

It’s important for everyone to continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Experts are also looking at how many people get vaccinated and how the virus is spreading in communities. We also don’t yet know whether getting a COVID-19 vaccine will prevent you from spreading the virus that causes COVID-19 to other people, even if you don’t get sick yourself. CDC will continue to update….as we learn more.

Together, COVID-19 vaccination and following CDC’s recommendations for how to protect yourself and others will offer the best protection from getting and spreading COVID-19. Additional information can be found at key things to know about the COVID-19 vaccine. (SEE THE LINK BELOW)

“If you are vaccinated against COVID-19, you may still be exposed to the virus.
After exposure, you can be infected with or ‘carry’ the virus that causes COVID-19
but not feel sick or have any symptoms. Experts call this ‘asymptomatic infection.'”
– CDC.gov

The Los Angeles Mask Mandate remains in force:
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THE FOUR Ts: “Truth, Trust, Technology, and Transportation” – Mayor Eric Garcetti
THE FIFTH “T” IS TOTAL FAILURE. No plan for the homeless. Endless corruption.
The City of Los Angeles isn’t safe. Not from disease. Not from crime. Not from poverty.
People living on the streets, under overpasses, in doorways…. with NO SERVICES.
The City (and County) of Los Angeles
FAILS TO PROVIDE CLEAN AND SAFE LIVING CONDITIONS for the poor!
~66000 People are homeless in Los Angeles and there’s a deadly pandemic.
THEY STILL WANT TO RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND HAVE SPORTING EVENTS!
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We sent out our first warning in early February 2020.
And then another at the end of the month….
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We had a doctor’s appointment and saw really sick people on March 4th.
And that was it, we’ve been writing about it everyday, and self-isolating.
It doesn’t feel like yesterday to us….
We are still fighting about ZERO CONTACT and Social Distancing with some people.
Nothing has changed since DAY ONE, one year later.
The CoronaVirus will still kill you and your family!

PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from
COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

Friday, March 5, 2021
“National Day of Unplugging” promotes a 24-hour respite from technology!
(“Shomer Shabbos!” Just like Shabbat, from sundown-to-sundown
on Friday March 5th to Saturday March 6th)

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1:11am: We just woke up.

9:15am: We made and ate a turkey and pepper jack cheese sandwich on a toasted bagel around 5:00am. And then we slept for a little bit. We woke up around 8:00am.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Don’t watch the news….

“The Shot Heard ‘Round The World”
On this day in 1770, the Boston Massacre (aka the “Incident on King Street”)
British soldiers from the Grenadier company of the 29th (Worcestershire) Regiment of Foote under the command of Captain Thomas Preston, killed five men and wounded six others in front of the Boston Customs House, who were throwing snowballs, sticks and stones at them. African American Crispus Attucks was the first man killed in the American Revolution.
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BLACKLIVESMATTER! 

10:15am: Well, what now? It’s Friday morning.
The “tree guys” are here today. Pruning all the trees. And they started early.

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12:25pm: Okay, we are fucking angry again.
Even if you are vaccinated YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE CORONAVIRUS!
People who think they’re immune are going to get people sick and they will die.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to SOCIAL DISTANCE.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WEAR A DOUBLE MASK.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WASH YOUR HANDS.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to ZERO CONTACT!

WTF? DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH?
THE GENIE IS OUT OF THE BOTTLE! THIS IS AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!
INFECTIONS ARE RISING IN EUROPE AGAIN!
THE NEW VARIANTS ARE MORE RESISTANT TO VACCINES AND ARE MORE DEADLY!
And there are new variants that have not been identified yet. THEY WILL KILL YOU TOO.
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!


So, now let’s talk about CA EDD and BofA:
California Unemployment TOTAL FAIL and Bank of America’s CRIMINAL FRAUD!
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The story so far: We finally filed for unemployment. We verified with ID.me again.
Our claim was approved and our account was funded with our first two weeks, and then our second two weeks of payments. And we received our EDD Debit Card.
WE COULD NOT ACTIVATE THE EDD DEBIT CARD on the BofA website.
We spent hours on the phone and on hold going around and around with EDD and BofA.
We were told by EDD that the hold on the account was released and BofA was notified.
We were told because of backlog, it could take 10-14 days for BofA to be notified.
WE MAILED A REQUEST FOR CHECKS TO BE MAILED BY EDD – Must Remove BofA!
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We sent many messages and emails to EDD and BofA.
We filed online complaints with the FTC and FBI.
We called our Congressman, State Senator, and State Assemblyman too.
We contacted someone in the Assemblyman’s office who said they would help us!
We received a misspelled and confusing message from EDD that changed our check request back to EDD DEBIT CARD….
An EDD DEBIT CARD THAT WE CANNOT ACTIVATE!
and we cannot contact anyone at EDD or BofA to help us…..
Tony for BofA Regulatory Complaints called from an unidentified 877 toll number…
and left a message. We have called back twice and left messages on his voicemail.
We are still waiting for him to call again.
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So, today we called the Assemblyman’s office again
(after messaging EDD again and leaving another message for Tony at BofA),
They are working remotely in the Assemblyman’s office, so we left a message with the office staffer, and then our contact called us back pretty quick, and told us she didn’t previously have our phone number or email….????) We told her our story of EDD FAILURE, sent her an email with a screenshot of the EDD message, and our wonderful contact said she would get back to us by the end of the day today! She has contacts at EDD and someone at BofA who can maybe do something.

We received an email from our contact in reply to the email and screenshot we sent her.


On The Menu: Shabbat Shalom everyone! We had quite a week….
and so we had quite a pizza (extra large sausage and meatball) delivered again.
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We ate some pizza and took a shower. And then we fell asleep.
We woke up again after midnight and it was very early on Saturday morning!
And do you know what day it is on Saturday?

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Not the Spring Lantern Festival (aka the Yuan Xiao Festival)
“Let there be light!” The lantern provides light.
And light leads the way forward, into the future, and pushes aside the darkness.
The Lantern Festival honors deceased ancestors and promotes reconciliation, peace and forgiveness. It was actually celebrated LAST FRIDAY on February 26 (on the 15th day of the first month of the Lunar calendar, the month of Yuan) in China and many other countries this year. The Lantern Festival is the final day of the traditional Chinese Lunar New Year celebration.
A traditional food for the Lantern Festival is a round rice ball filled with sweet red bean paste, sesame paste, or peanut butter called “Yuanxiao” and/or “Tangyuan”.
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Saturday, March 6th, is The Day of The Dude.
CHECK OUT OUR NEXT BLOG POST!

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In Dude We Trust!

Holiday today:
Celebrate Jeff Lebowski!
The Day of The Dude

BREAKING NEWS – SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 2021: 
The Senate has just passed the $1.9Trillion Coronavirus Relief Bill!
It includes $1400 stimulus checks, $300/week unemployment benefits through the summer, a child allowance of up to $3600 for one year (for those of you with kids), $350Billion for State Aid, $34Billion to expand ACA insurance subsidies, and $14Billion for vaccine distribution.
It passed 50-49 and NOT ONE GOP TRAITOR (Senator) VOTED FOR THE RELIEF BILL!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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Additional info: “Key Things To Know About The COVID-19 Vaccine”> https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/keythingstoknow.html.

Read our previous Blog Post “Depression? Questions to Ask – Before Giving Up” > https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/12/depression-questions-to-ask-before-giving-up/

Read our previous Blog Post “More Fun Recipes (and Food Infographics)!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/12/17/new-recipes-for-2020-2/

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

People walk under a Chinese Lantern display during a Chinese New Year eve celebration at Chinatown in Manila

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE! 

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WE HAVEN’T HAD THE VACCINE YET.
AND EVEN IF WE HAD TWO DOSES OF THE VACCINE
WE WOULD STILL STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGDOUBLEMASK! AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!

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Blog Post Links for Spring 2021:

Our Blog Post Links for Spring 2021:

THE CORONAVIRUS DIARY!
One Year in Quarantine beginning March 11, 2020
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Read our previous Blog Post “CORONAVIRUS! Part 1”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/03/11/coronavirus/

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Read our previous Blog Post “A Case of the Mondays”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/02/14/a-case-of-the-mondays/

Read our previous Blog Post “More Good Advice (for Work)!”>
http://wp.me/p3dhVM-7rY

Read our previous Blog Post “December 7, 1941 – Remember Pearl Harbor”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/12/07/december-7th-1941-remember-pearl-harbor/

Read our previous Blog Post “December 2019 – Happy Holidays! ‘Tis The Season! Ho-Ho-Holidays!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/12/20/december-2019-happy-holidays/

Read our previous Blog Post “HO HO HO! Here is our December Holiday Music Playlist for 2018!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/12/07/ho-ho-ho-our-december-holiday-music-playlist-2018/

Read our previous Blog Post “Happy Winter Solstice 2017! Happy Festivus!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/12/22/happy-winter-solstice-happy-festivus/

Read our previous Blog Post “Disney’s Secret Recipes”>
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Read our previous Blog Post “More Fun Recipes”>
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Read our Blog Post “Cooking With Kenny Rogers – DOLE Cookbook Recipes”>
http://wp.me/p3dhVM-6Yk

Read our previous Blog Post “MORE TIKI COCKTAIL RECIPES!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/04/19/more-tiki-cocktail-recipes/

Read our previous Blog Post “Depression? Questions to Ask – Before Giving Up” > https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/12/depression-questions-to-ask-before-giving-up/

Please check out our past “Happy Chinese New Year!” Blog Posts:
2021 – Year of the Yin Silver Metal Ox
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2021/02/12/happy-chinese-new-year-2021/
2020 – Year of the Yang Male White Metal Rat (and f*ck that guy)
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/happy-chinese-new-year-2020/
2019 – Year of the Yin Brown Female Earth Pig
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/01/29/happy-chinese-new-year-95000-hits/
2018 – Year of the Yang Brown Earth Dog
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year-2018/
2017 – Year of the Red Fire Rooster
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/happy-chinese-new-year-2017/
2016 – Year of the Yang Red Fire Monkey
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/02/06/happy-chinese-new-year-2016/
2015 – Year of the Green Wood Goat/Ram/Sheep
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year/
2014 – Year of the Green Wood Horse 
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2014/01/30/gung-hay-fat-choy-happy-chinese-new-year/

Read our previous Blog Post “It’s Rex Manning Day 2017!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/04/08/its-rex-manning-day/

Read our previous Blog Post “Pizza Time! Mulberry Street Pizza!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/25/pizza-time-mulberry-street-pizza/

Return to Paramount Ranch Park in Agoura, California: Part 2 Hiking the Site>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/23/paramount-ranch-park-agoura-california-part-1/

Return to Paramount Ranch – Agoura, California: Part 1 Western Town>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2013/04/14/return-to-paramount-ranch-01-apr-13-part-1-western-town/

Read our previous Blog Post “The Wabash Cannonball!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/18/the-wabash-cannonball/

Read our previous Blog Post “HAAPPY SAAINT PAATRICK’S DAAY!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/17/haappy-saaint-paatricks-daay/

Read our previous Blog Post “SPRING FORWARD! HAPPY PURIM! FULL MOON!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/spring-forward-full-moon/

Read our previous Blog Post “Let’s Go To Malibu Beach!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/03/06/lets-go-to-malibu-beach/

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Master Blog! Spring Roadtrip 2016 to Ashland Oregon! http://wp.me/p3dhVM-35M
Seagulls! Moonstone Beach in Cambria http://wp.me/s3dhVM-seagulls
The Bluebird Inn Motel in Cambria 
http://wp.me/p3dhVM-3gi
Historic Downtown Cambria, California http://wp.me/p3dhVM-3yI
The Vault Gallery in Cambria, California http://wp.me/p3dhVM-4lQ
Sweet Offerings Confectionary in Cambria, California! http://wp.me/p3dhVM-3ik

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If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org

California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.

Are you shopping online? Please shop small businesses!
Please make a contribution to a worthwhile cause!

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

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CV! Part 132 (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)

CV! Part 132 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday)
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
Nothing has changed since DAY ONE, one year later.
The CoronaVirus will still kill you and your family!

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Monday, March 1, 2021 – Rabbit, Rabbit.
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
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3:20pm: Okay, recapping the morning.
Dogs got fed. We woke up and took one dog to the vet. We waited for an hour.
She’s fine, one hundred and ten dollars later. She’s such a sweet baby and she’s a little “scaredy-cat”, so it’s very stressful for her, and therefore for us, when she goes to the vet.
And so it’s drive-in and they come to your car and take the pet inside, wait, talk to the vet on the cell phone during/after the exam, they bring the pet back to you in the car, and take payment via credit card. SO THAT WAS OUR MORNING.
And the housekeeper came today, so we spent the day isolated in the home office.
WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CUP OF ESPRESSO UNTIL AFTER SHE LEFT AT 2:30pm.
So we went back to bed and slept with the dogs for a little bit.
We finished and published our previous Blog Post (the weekend Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
and now we’re starting on this one. But, we are taking the day off…. right?
Well, almost, so we are writing a little.
AND WE ARE STILL MAD ABOUT YESTERDAY!!!!

TRIGGER-WARNING

So, another old friend from long ago died last week. She had demons. She beat them.
We haven’t had any contact with her in decades, but it was sad to hear about her passing.
It reminded me of my good friend Ann’s passing under similar circumstances.
A lot of old friends have passed. Most were older than me, some lived hard lives, and some just died tragically. FUCK CANCER. Too many friends and family members lost to cancer.
Tree fell on his trailer, severe head and brain trauma. How terrible.
3 friends “hit and run” victims, two on bikes, one walking his dog. Just horrible each one.
Car accidents, drowning while scuba diving, murdered by their “caretaker”, suicides,
and of course the normal body giving out on the user (heart attacks, organ failures, etc.)
WE MISS OUR FRIENDS. We mourn the dead today. Rest in Peace.
May their memory be a blessing! May the Four Winds blow them safely home. Feeling SAD.
5:10pm: STILL FURIOUS. STILL SO ANGRY.
5:40pm: Puppy therapy again.
Then we crawled back into bed and slept a little….

WARNING! WE WERE TRIGGERED!
8:30pm: No, we don’t want to eat with you. We don’t want to socialize with you.
We don’t want to socialize with anyone who is not in our “bubble”.
We have done this for a year…. A FUCKING YEAR! We don’t want to get sick.
We don’t want to die. WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE VACCINE YET!
We still have to wait for people 65 and older.

Maybe someday, but not yet. And even when we get it, we will still ZERO CONTACT!
AND EVEN IF WE HAD TWO DOSES OF THE VACCINE
WE WOULD STILL STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGDOUBLEMASK! AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!

Just because the President changed, doesn’t mean the Government isn’t still lying to you.
GUESS WHAT? THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL LYING TO YOU!!!!!
WE SAID AT THE OUTSET (A FUCKING YEAR AGO)
THAT THIS WAS AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! 
AND THAT WAS BEFORE TRUMP LET THE VIRUS RUN WILD FOR ELEVEN MONTHS!
GO AHEAD AND READ THROUGH THE LAST YEAR OF BLOG POSTS!
WE HAVEN’T BEEN WRONG ABOUT MUCH. AND WE ARE STILL IN QUARANTINE!

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WARNING!
THE NYC VARIANT and CALIFORNIA-WEST COAST VARIANT of COVID-19
are more resistant to the vaccine and are more infectious and deadly!
PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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They don’t have this contained. They are not “30 Days to Stop The Spread” anymore.
We got three vaccines and multiple variants…. some are more resistant already….
They won’t know about any long-term effects of the vaccines for a long time.
But it’s better than dying alone on a ventilator….. right?
Let’s go to a indoor restaurant! Let’s go to Las Vegas! Let’s party for the Lakers!
Let’s party for Dodgers! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Look, it’s the Super Bowl!
“Real Sports” on HBO had a report on youth team sports tournaments and COVID-19.
Let’s take the kids to a sporting event with kids and parents and coaches from all over….
and then let’s send them all home with COVID-19 to infect their schools and communities.
We can go down to the cigar bar on Ventura Boulevard right now and there will be 6-10 guys sitting unmasked and smoking in a small room together. We watch the livestreams from Las Vegas and except for the masks and signs, you probably wouldn’t even know there was a global pandemic that has killed over a half million people in the United States!
Americans are just GREEDY and STUPID. (we are the rat that will eat itself to death)
WE ARE A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. Homelessness, poverty, lack of healthcare, disease…
And now we have a white supremacist insurgency led by the GOP Traitors and Trump.
WHEN WILL THERE BE ARRESTS? THE FBI HAS THE CELL PHONE RECORDS!
WE ALL WITNESSED THEM INCITE THE MOB TO ATTACK THE US CAPITOL!
FELONY MURDER! ASSAULT ON FEDERAL OFFICERS! CONSPIRACY!
TREASON! SEDITION! CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY! CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN!
ALL GOP TRAITORS AND TRUMP STOOGES NEED TO BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED! THEY INTERFERED WITH THE 2020 ELECTION, ATTEMPTED TO DESTROY THE US POST OFFICE, USED VOTER SUPPRESSION AS A TOOL, AND TRIED TO OVERTHROW OUR DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT! 

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TRUMP KNEW ABOUT THE RUSSIAN BOUNTY ON US TROOPS
AND THEN DID AND SAID NOTHING! HE IS PUTIN’S BITCH!
Every Republican is GUILTY of TREASON for aiding and abetting Trump.
EVERY REPUBLICAN IN OFFICE IS AN ACCESSORY
TO CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AT THIS POINT!

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And now on a lighter note…. THERE IS A NEW KING OF THE FOOLS!
NOTE:
THIS PIC IS VERY FOOLISH! In more ways than one. Don’t try this at home.
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There was a peaceful coup at The Fool’s Guild on Feb 27, 2021!
His Excellency, King Huggable x2, gracefully stepped aside and handed the CROWN of foolish power to (King) Cock Doodle the Null, officially coronating him the new King of the Fools! They will jointly oversee the Fool’s Guild and the transition to the After-Times! We are looking forward to safe and fun social events and parties once the pandemic is over, culminating in the Celebration of 40 Years of Foolishness at the 2022 Spring Renaissance Pleasure Faire. Long Live the Kings!

9:55pm: STILL REALLY MAD. Can’t focus. Nothing is funny.
We ate the last three slices of leftover pizza for dinner and drank an iced espresso.
We watched some TV, surfed the interweb, crawled back into bed and slept until 1:30am.

FUCK GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM!
FUCK MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI!
BOTH OF THESE ASSHOLES HAVE CAUSED THIS CRISIS!
THEY OPENED, CLOSED, AND RE-OPENED BUSINESSES REPEATEDLY!
Now they are trying to re-open the schools during an on-going global pandemic.
THERE NEVER WAS A PLAN TO PROTECT THE L.A. HOMELESS!
(estimated that 66000+ people are “residentially challenged” in Los Angeles)

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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Tuesday, March 2, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from
COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.

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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
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1:30am: We woke up. It’s 1:30am in the morning. Tuesday is another day.
We realized we were too mad to eat yesterday…. all we ate was the leftover pizza.
We didn’t eat all day. We didn’t have our first cup of espresso until after 2:00pm.
NOT NORMAL. Not even close. We were totally triggered on Sunday afternoon.

4:10am: Watching “Burn, Motherfucker, Burn” about the overt and systemic racism in Los Angeles and the LAPD that lead up to the Rodney King beating on video and the LA Uprising in 1992. Released in 2017, not much has changed as evidenced by last summers protests.
IT’S BEEN THIRTY YEARS SINCE THE RODNEY KING BEATING WAS VIDEOTAPED!
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POLICE BRUTALITY AND POLICE VIOLENCE IS AN EVERYDAY REALITY!
STOP KILLING UNARMED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!
STOP POLICE BRUTALITY! STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM!
We need PEACE OFFICERS not police. BLACKLIVESMATTER!


Yo Homies! Much Respect. Our Wu Tang Clan name is the Leader Satiric!
(we shared this before but it’s happening tonight)
Wu Tang Clan Documentary premiering tonight on ShoBet (aka Showtime Black)!

Satiric: (adjective)
a way of criticizing people or ideas in a humorous way,
containing or using satire: holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
(of a person or their behavior) sarcastic, critical, and mocking another’s weaknesses.
Contemptuous or ironic in manner or wit:
satirical, sarcastic, ironic, sardonic, mean, derisive, jeering, mocking, scoffing, sneering
marked by bitterness and/or a power or will to cut or sting
intentionally inflicting “pain” by deriding, taunting, or ridiculing
a CRITIC known for his sarcastic remarks
the intent of the ridicule is censure and reprobation.

“Satire is a genre of literature and performing arts, usually fiction and less frequently in non-fiction, in which vices, follies, abuses and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.” – from Wikipedia

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NOTE: One of our clients was featured as the ODB
in Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s music video “Baby, I Got Your Money”
because ODB was in prison when the video was shot.
Russell Tyrone Jones aka Ol’ Dirty Bastard aka ODB – RIP
(November 15, 1968 – November 13, 2004) He was only 35.
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Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don’t your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money

Got Your Money” is a single by American rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard, from his second studio album, Nigga Please. The song’s chorus is sung by American R&B singer Kelis, who makes her first appearance on record. Both the single and the album were released on Elektra Records in 1999. The song was produced by The Neptunes. – wikipedia


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2:55pm: Recapping the morning. We slept in. The dogs got fed.
We drank espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese. (x2)
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Bagels.
We got the newspapers and the mail. We took the dogs outside.
We had them chill in the Home Office. We took them outside again.
We made a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted sourdough for lunch and ate it.
We drank an iced espresso.
We are now watching YouTube vids and surfing the interweb.

5:15pm: We took a nap. We slept for a little bit. We woke up. We drank a mini-coke.

6:35pm: WE HAVE ZERO PATIENCE RIGHT NOW TOO.
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We’ll detail our continuing experience with the EDD when we can deal with it.
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More unrelated futility too. SO FRUSTRATED! WE ARE STILL SO ANGRY!
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7:20pm: Puppy therapy helped. Too angry to eat right now….
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10:30pm: We just made some food. Breakfast for dinner.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, quesadilla with salsa verde, carrot & celery sticks, strawberries, and an iced espresso to drink
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We fell asleep and woke up on Wednesday.
(and we don’t want to set up a new Blog Post right now)


Wednesday, March 3, 2021 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy Anniversary!
“Oh, say can you see?” it’s National Anthem Day!
THIRTY YEARS SINCE THE RODNEY KING BEATING! BLACKLIVESMATTER!

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(and don’t go to RENO, they don’t want you there)

Today is World Hearing Day 
“to raise awareness on how to prevent deafness and hearing loss
and promote ear and hearing care across the world.”

On this day in 1845, Florida is added to the USA as the 27th state. F*CK FLORIDA!
On this day in 1931, the USA names “The Star-Spangled Banner” the national anthem.

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The Flag of the United States of America

4:00am: We’re wide awake. And completely exhausted. 
We just tried to fall asleep and we got as far as the bed.
Now we’re back in the Home Office and writing about nothing.
Shall we watch the news? 

6:40am: And we are awake. Woken up by dog barking. FUCK.
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The dogs got fed and went outside. We made a cup of espresso.
The dogs went outside again. And we the we drank the cup of espresso.

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8:05am: Major General William Walker of the DC National Guard is testifying about the attack on the US Capitol this morning.
The GOP Traitors at the Pentagon waited THREE HOURS AND NINETEEN MINUTES after the US Capitol was breeched and they were called for help before the National Guard was allowed to deploy. THERE WAS A COUP ATTEMPT AND A CONSPIRACY!
Robert Salesses, the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Homeland Defense, who wasn’t even involved in the incident, cites the “chain-of-command”, which is TOTAL B*LLSHIT!
CHARLES FLYNN WAS IN ON IT! THE SECRETARY OF THE ARMY RYAN MCCARTHY AND THE ACTING SECRETARY OF DEFENSE CHRISTOPHER MILLER WERE IN ON IT!
“Walker stated that prior to the January 6 attack on Congress, the Pentagon had stripped him of his normal authority to dispatch troops to the Capitol. Walker told the Washington Post that he had to wait for approval from McCarthy and Miller, delaying the arrival of the soldiers for roughly four hours.” TRUMP’S STOOGES WERE INVOLVED IN THE COUP ATTEMPT!
The Acting Defense Secretary didn’t decide to deploy the National Guard until 4:30pm, and then Walker wasn’t notified for another 36 minutes! WHY? WHO DIDN’T TELL HIM? WHY?
Jill Sanborn, Assistant Director of the FBI’s Counterterrorism Division, just said they didn’t have any intelligence that they were going to attack the US Capitol! WTF? SHE’S A TOTAL FAILURE.
TOTAL INCOMPETENCE! THE INTERWEB HAD THE INTELLIGENCE AND THE FBI DIDN’T?and Melissa Smislova, Acting Under Secretary, Office of Intelligence and Analysis at the Department of Homeland Security, had the info and passed it on. MAGA Politics and Trump Stooges Chad Wolf and others at DHS got in the way.

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And on another note, Mississippi Governor and Texas Governor Abbot removed the mask mandates and COVID-19 restrictions in their states, despite CDC WARNINGS!
Trump Stooges will do anything and everything to change the media narrative about the Trump Insurrection, even kill their own people.

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10:20am: Well they said it was going to rain today…. and it HAILED here!
Cold enough today and the first squall line hit really hard, with a lot of wind.
But only for a couple minutes and then it passed and now it just raining.
We are warm and “safer-at-home” in the Home Office with the dogs.
The water guy came, we brought in the water. The mail came, we got the mail.
We made and drank another cup of espresso. And we watched a little news.
They are “Al Frankening” Governor Cuomo and the media is helping again.
ANYTHING TO DISTRACT FROM THE GOP CONSPIRACY!
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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE VOTING TO OVERTURN YOUR VOTING RIGHTS
AND THERE IS NO REPORTING ON THIS!
THEY ARE GUILTY OF SEDITION! THEY ARE GUILTY OF TREASON!
THEY ARE GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
THEY ARE GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN!
THEY INCITED AN INSURRECTION AGAINST THE US GOVERNMENT!
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THE GOP TRAITORS MUST BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED IMMEDIATELY!

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12:34pm: FUCK. BofA. FUCK. CA EDD. FUCK. 
We hung out with the dogs. And we took the dogs outside.
And then we took a nap. And we took the dogs outside. And then we lost it again.
5:30pm: FUCK. Not getting any fuckin’ better today. SO TIRED OF BEING MAD. Really. 
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On The Menu: BBQ Chicken pizza from CPK
(Why do the put a handful of cilantro on everything?)
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Thursday, March 4, 2021

8:55am: The dogs are fed. They were outside. The newspapers were retrieved.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink coffee. Drink water. Wake up.

10:05am: We made and drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese before the housekeeper came. We are chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office now.
The dogs are napping….. and we binge-watched episodes of “From The Earth To The Moon” on HBO this morning. BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 

11:00am: Time for some news. 69 degrees and sunny in the 818 today.
CBS, NBC, ABC and KTLA local news: CoronaVirus Impact – vaccines  and distribution
CNN: Covid Relief Bill 
MSNBC: QAnon’s “true inaguration day” – Capitol Hill on High Alert after threats!
“DHS: Extremist discussed plans to ‘remove Democratic Lawmakers'”
The GOP Traitors are still selling “The Big Lie”.
FoxNews Banner: Progressives push for big spending under Biden

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DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

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Today the FBI arrested Federico Klein, a former State Department aide appointed by Trump, on charges related to the attack on the US Capitol. Klein also worked for Trump’s 2016 campaign.
Federal investigators are examining records of communications (cell phone calls, texts, messages and emails) between members of Congress and the pro-Trump mob

4:30pm: We took a nap. Now we’re awake again. We got woken up at least once by dogs barking…. we thought it was an alarm….. so we jumped out of bed…. nope, nothing.
All we wanted was a nap. And when we woke up again, the housekeeper was gone, so all we wanted was a cup of espresso.    FUCK.   We said hello and good morning to the housekeeper this morning when she arrived, then we didn’t see her the rest of the time she was here.
Why should she have to worry about being exposed when she is working? Why should we have to worry about being infected in our own kitchen after one year of quarantine?  SO ANGRY ABOUT THE “FORCED LABOR” IMPLICATIONS.
Now, we have to wait a little longer for the vaccine, while people from low-income zip codes are given priority because of the total failure of the Public Health Department. We didn’t protest. We didn’t go to Laker and Dodger game parties or celebrations in the street. We didn’t go to restaurants or bars or holiday events. We didn’t go to Thanksgiving dinner. We haven’t traveled or spent time with friends or family in a year.
AND WE HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE VACCINE YET.
We made an iced espresso and we feel a little better now that we are writing about it.

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6:15pm: The dogs got fed. We took them outside. 

On The Menu: BBQ Bacon CharBuger and onion rings

We fell asleep and woke up on Friday a little before 1:00am.

THROWBACK THURSDAY:
10 rules of showbiz

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LET IT GO!
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
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CV! Part 126 – President’s Day and Mardi Gras – Fat Tuesday! (Monday-Tuesday)

CV! Part 126 – President’s Day and Mardi Gras – Fat Tuesday! (Monday-Tuesday)

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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Monday, February 15, 2021 – HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY!
Happy Birthday George Washington and Abraham Lincoln!
Remember President Joe Biden WON.
BLACKLIVESMATTER! February is BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

12:20am: And it’s Monday again.
Very stressful weekend after a very stressful week. America is just totally screwed.
So start the news cycle again…. President Joe Biden v. GOP Traitors.
THE NEWS STOPPED REPORTING THE NUMBER OF DEAD AMERICANS!
485000+ REPORTED US DEAD
47000+ REPORED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
45800+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

9:00am: We didn’t really sleep again… and the housekeeper is supposed to come today.
The dogs went outside and they had breakfast. We drank two cups of espresso and ate two toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam for our breakfast.

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We are going back to a “no politics” (if we can help it) plan for our Blog
on President’s Day after last week’s Democratic disaster. And we’re turning off our Twitter.

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1:30pm: FUCK.

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We tried to sleep, and got woken up by the housekeeper outside the door, the dogs alerted too. Or maybe they alerted and woke me up…. whatever. We didn’t get to take a nap yet.
AND WE HAVEN’T HAD THE VACCINE YET.
AND EVEN IF WE HAD TWO DOSES OF THE VACCINE
WE WOULD STILL WEARAFUCKINGMASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
YES YOU! WE ARE TALKING TO YOU!
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FINALLY HAS A PLAN TO SAVE US!
PEOPLE ARE GETTING VACCINATED, BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH!
DOES THE VACCINE WORK AGAINST THE NEW VARIANTS?
THEY DON’T KNOW YET!
WILL YOU RISK YOUR LIFE TO FIND OUT?
STAY HOME! – DON”T GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
WHY WOULD YOU ENDANGER YOUR FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS?
WHY WOULD YOU RISK IT NOW AFTER ONE FUCKING YEAR?
We are so done. So tired of fighting about ZERO CONTACT.

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We are so done.
And so is the housekeeper. She is gone for the day. The house was still clean from Thursday.
We are very clean. We don’t make a mess. We clean up after ourselves.
The housekeeper comes and does a good job doing the things we don’t want to do.
We love our housekeeper, she’s “family.”
AND SO,
WE DON’T WANT HER TO GET SICK AND DIE!
SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE EXPOSED AND INFECTED TOO!
She also lives in the Hispanic “hotspot” in the northeast SFV, so she is even more at risk.
She doesn’t get to isolate and stay “safer-at-home” and we feel guilty having her come here.
So, if you’ve paying attention, we give her one day off each week with pay, so she only comes once a week during the pandemic and we clean our stuff as necessary. When she does come, we hide in the Home Office in an attempt to ZERO CONTACT, but she has to be in the house, and she has to breathe. She also has to touch things while doing her job.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ZERO CONTACT AND STAY SAFE WHEN SHE IS HERE.
IT IS THE SAME AS INVITING A PERSON NOT IN YOUR BUBBLE INTO YOUR HOME!
There is no way to know if a person is infected, asymptomatic and/or contagious without an accurate medical test! Even then, you won’t know if they have one of the variants, without another test! And even if you get vaccinated you can still spread the disease to other people, you can still get sick, and you can still FUCKING DIE! 

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2:45pm: We just finished our rant. After the housekeeper left for the day, we waited and then went into the kitchen and made a cup of espresso, which we just drank.

6:45pm: We tried to take a nap again. We got woken up again by the dogs barking.
We tried to sleep. More barking. We slept a little but we woke up tired again….

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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A school book from 1906: “Leading Facts in American History”


It’s a Federal Holiday. The EDD is closed…. so, we will wait until tomorrow to try to
ACTIVATE THE BANK OF AMERICA DEBIT CARD THAT CAME ON SATURDAY!

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Here’s the story about Saturday:
The Bank of America Debit Card came on Saturday afternoon.
We went online to activate the card (because the claim was certified last week and the account was funded with our first two week payment) on Saturday afternoon and…. TOTAL FAIL!
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We tried three times and NO DICE. We called the BofA phone number….
voicemail, talk to a service rep, transfer to Fraud Dept. There’s a fraud hold.
Talk to Fraud Dept. – on hold – “cannot tell you why”
THEY HAVE TO TRANSFER ME TO THE EDD. Okay.
EDD Voicemail message. Options. EDD Voicemail message. Options.
Problem with your payment option… Call volume is high, “try again later”
Disconnected.
Try again. Disconnected.
Call BofA again: voicemail, talk to a service rep, transfer to Fraud Dept.
We know there’s a fraud hold. Talk to Fraud Dept. – on hold – NO HELP!
THEY HAVE TO TRANSFER ME TO THE EDD. We know what’s going to happen.
EDD Voicemail message. Options. EDD Voicemail message. Options.
Problem with your payment option…
“The EDD is open 8am to 8pm, this office is CLOSED.”
President’s Day right. State offices are closed on Monday,
so the phones are closed on the Saturday before because why?
STATE OF CALIFORNIA TOTAL FAIL.
So, we’ll try tomorrow to get the money we were suppose to get last week.
YOU CANNOT REQUEST DIRECT DEPOSIT UNTIL THE BofA CARD IS ACTIVATED!
This is obviously so BofA can run the money through their bank, take their cut, and then take their cut again (it’s called “the float” and the interest on “the float” goes in their pockets)….
SO TAXPAYERS IN NEED HAVE TO WAIT
FOR BANK OF AMERICA TO MAKE MONEY
SO THEY CAN GET THEIR MONEY!
WE WERE FURIOUS! LIVID! ANGRY! MAD!
SPITTING PROFANITIES! YELLING AT THE PHONE!
And we called BofA again. Then we were done ’til Tuesday. (tomorrow)
Sometime during the exchange we went online and messaged them too:
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We got a phone call from our friend in Odessa, Texas tonight. It was ONE degree there today.
And at least he still has power and heat. Another friend of ours is trapped in a motel in Corpus Christi without heat, power, water and gasoline! It’s 27 degrees inside and outside,
and they don’t have really warm clothes…. people are FREEZING in the United States.




HAPPY FAT TUESDAY! Bon Temp Roller!
Purple for justice, Green for faith and Gold for power.
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Tuesday, February 16, 2021 – DoNotTravelTuesday!
We’re not going to the MARDI GRAS!

“Shrove Tuesday”
– the last day of Carnival!
In England, the day is known as Pancake Tuesday!

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“I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States
until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.” – Mark Twain

New Orleans, Louisiana: PARADES ARE BANNED! BARS ARE CLOSED!

Carnival is the period of feasting that begins on Twelfth Night, January 6
(the night of the Feast of the Epiphany) and it ends on Fat Tuesday
(Mardi Gras actually means Fat Tuesday in French)

FAT TUESDAY! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! (StayTheF*ckHome!)
BUDDY MARDI GRAS

“shriving” on Shrove Tuesday – Christians purifying themselves through confession,
and a time to receive penance and absolution, HAHAHAHAHA.

The origins of Mardi Gras:
Spring pagan fertility festival were adopted into Roman Christianity.
The masked balls of the Medieval and Renaissance periods in Italy celebrating the holiday spread to France and England. The traditions of Mardi Gras include parades, floats, masked balls and parties sponsored by Krewes, organizations focused on making the party happen.

French-Canadian explorer Jean Baptiste Le Moyne Sieur de Bienville landed in the New World In 1699. He named his landing place “Pointe du Mardi Gras” about 60 miles south of New Orleans, on the eve of the holiday. He also built “Fort Louis de la Louisiane” in 1702 (now Mobile, Alabama). The tiny settlement of Fort Louis de la Mobile celebrated America’s very first Mardi Gras in 1703. Mardi Gras was first celebrated in New Orleans after it was founded in 1718, and the first recorded Mardi Gras street parade occurred in 1837.

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6:35am: Tuesday morning is still Monday night…. no sleep til Wednesday….
So, we’ve been up all night. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
And we just turned on the news. We are really worried about our friends in Texas.

Ten Degrees and snowing in Indianapolis, Indiana, this morning (feels like -2 degrees).
A deadly tornado hit Brunswick County, North Carolina last night.

The Los Angeles Zoo is re-opening today… WTF?
Some LA County schools could re-open this week… WTF?
TEACHERS HAVE NOT BEEN VACCINATED YET!

“Bon Temp Rouler!” by David Lindley (Let the good times roll!)

NOTE: Here is our Tuesday morning frustration. We wrote it as it was happening, and re-edited and added more details, improving the story and documenting the California EDD bureaucracy.
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(LIVE)BLOGGING THE TUESDAY MORNING EDD (UNEMPLOYMENT) CALL
FOUR HOURS ON THE CELL PHONE with California EDD and BofA today.
FOUR HOURS! Yeah, we’re a little pissed off.

If you haven’t been following the story, we finally filed an Unemployment Claim.
We had to verify our identification through ID.me (an EDD contractor)
Our ID was verified. We were appoved for Unemployment.
Our claim was submitted and certified.
And then we were notified the account was funded.
We waited for the EDD Debit Card and it came on Saturday.
We tried to activate it on Saturday afternoon: 
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“YOUR SECURITY INFORMATION IS INCORRECT” – can’t activate our Card
We called BofA, and the transferred us around, and then back to EDD….
And EDD was closed on Saturday, Sunday, and also Monday (President’s Day).
SO WE WERE CALLING EDD AT TWO MINUTES TO 8:00am on Tuesday!

EDD Customer Service Representative: 800-300-5616
8:01am Called – message “the office is currently closed”…hung up on me.
8:02am Listen to the entire voice message.
Wait Time 1minute. Romi. Transfer me – ON HOLD.
WAIT TIME 1minute. …… ON HOLD…….
(WE KNEW RIGHT AWAY WE WERE SENT TO A DEAD END NUMBER)
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
MUSAC – interrupted by EDD voice messages
advising you to use their automated lines and online site. (repeated voice messages)
8:20am: We hung up and called the start number again.
Start Over. Listen to the entire voice message again.
We are currently receiving more calls than we can handle please try again later.
Disconnected. They just hang up you. And then you have to call back and…..
8:26am Callback again
Start Over. Listen to the entire voice message again.
Wait 2minutes. Natalie.  “showing a 20 minute wait”
Transferred me to somewhere ON HOLD.
WAIT TIME 15minutes. STILL ON HOLD…..
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
MUSAC – interrupted by EDD voice messages
advising you to use their automated lines and online site, if you are filing a claim – have your identification handy, and it’s really fucking annoying because
YOU WOULDN’T BE STUCK ON HOLD if their automated lines and online site worked.
8:29am: STILL ON HOLD….

WHAT’S ON THE TELE AT 8:30AM (while we are On Hold):
CBS This Morning – Russia protest
NBC Today – “special guest” Keith Morrison new podcast “Mommy Doomsday”
ABC GMA – Dooky Chase’s Restaurant – cooking segment “King Cake Bread Pudding”
Black Owned business supporting the New Orleans Community – Mardi Gras theme
KCET Amanpour & Co. – Sen Bill Cassidy
(the Republican Senator from Louisiana who voted to convict Trump)
KTLA local news – Weather and then Racial Disparities in Healthcare,
and the racial disparity of people getting the COVID-19 vaccine now.
Good Day LA – TSA Holiday Travel Numbers 1.2 million people flew on Friday!
CNN Banner: “First 100 Days” Biden Travels to WI to make case for 1.9 Trillion Relief Plan
and a commercial for nutrisystem
MSNBC – Dr Fauci reacts to “FAUCI’D” and hilarity ensues.
(it’s supposedly a new slang term for breaking up with someone because they aren’t serious about the pandemic, social distancing or wearing masks)
And a commercial for legalzoom
8:42am: STILL ON HOLD….
FoxNews: Impact of Green Energy – Tease the Lincoln Project scandal (of course)
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Internet problems at home – we walked across the house and reset the router.
Then we got pissed and unplugged the AppleTV and switched to Spectrum Direct.
8:49am: STILL ON HOLD….
9:00am: STILL ON HOLD….
We put on an episode of “Two and a Half Men – Is There a Mrs. Waffles?”
that we love and know all the lines to from the DVR. And then we didn’t watch it.
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THE MUSAC IS GETTING REPETITIVE! STILL ON HOLD….
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
Someone finally answered at 9:08
and we explained the problem and then they put me back ON HOLD
Transfer to Supervisor….ring ring ring…..
“Your call is important to us and the estimated wait time will be greater than 30 minutes”
ON HOLD voice message
9:12am: “Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
9:23am Connected to “supervisor” Bethany,
gave her my social and then (really this happened)
THE FUCKING PHONE DISCONNECTED
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT! LOSING OUR MIND AGAIN!
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NOTE: we plugged the cell phone in. The battery wasn’t dead.
The phone never just shut down like it just did today.
JUST FUCKING WITH US!

Shut down right when we got her on the phone after an hour and a half wait!
9:27am: Start Over. Listen to the entire voice message again.
9:30am: Please Try again later message. Disconnected. They hung up on us again.
9:31am Called again. Listened to the entire voice message again.
“Your call cannot be completed at this time. Please try your call again later.”
Disconnected They hung up on us again.
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9:35am: Trying BofA customer service now. 866-692-9374
“The card number you entered is closed.” Transferred to Carol.
Explained it, Carol transferred me to Brandi, Explained it.
Brandi logs the info and transfers me to her supervisor ON HOLD
“All associates are currently assisting other customers,
please continue to hold for the next available associate.”
9:47am: “Thank you for your patience, we are currently experiencing high call volumes,
please continue to hold and you call will be answered in the order it was received.”
9:50am: JAY “Risk Manager” at BofA – THIS GUY SHOULD BE FIRED.
And the person that hired Jay for  customer service should be fired too.
He read me a statement – BofA can’t do anything, you have to talk to EDD. 
Needs EDD to release the Hold. We explained that we had talked to EDD.
He can’t help us. Can’t contact EDD. Can’t make outbound calls.
Won’t transfer us to a supervisor when we asked. Verified that “He’s the guy”
We lost it on him. FUCK YOU BofA! FUCK YOU Risk Manager!
9:58am: AND THEN WE HUNG UP ON HIM.
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EDD Customer Service Representative: 800-300-5616 AGAIN.
10:04am: Start Over at EDD. Listen to the entire voice message again.
WAIT TIME 1 minute – talked to someone and he transferred me,
Estimated WAIT TIME Greater than 30 minutes
10:08am: ON HOLD – MUSAC
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
MUSAC – interrupted by EDD voice messages
advising you to use their automated lines and online site. (repeated voice messages)
10:20am: STILL ON HOLD….
10:30am: STILL ON HOLD….
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
THE MUSAC IS JUST HORRIBLE AND REPETITIVE NOW.
IT WAS TERRIBLE TO BEGIN WITH BUT THIS IS TORTURE AND MUSIC HELL
10:40am: STILL ON HOLD….
“Please continue to hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received”
MUSAC endless…. STILL ON HOLD….
10:49am: Connect to Jeannie – told her we were here before and got disconnected.
She said “it says you got disconnected” SHE CAN HELP US!
She will send BofA a notice to release the funds!
(apparently this happens to everyone using ID.me – see our notes on “The Float”)
WE ARE CRYING. Tears are rolling down our cheeks.
(no really we are so relieve that we don’t have to listen to that MUSAC anymore)….
so she sent the message and said to Wait 30 minutes and then call BofA.
We asked “Do you promise?” and she said yes and made a note on the account!
It’s so easy when you find a person that knows what they’re doing and wants to help while doing their job. You don’t find that too often at any California State agency.
10:54am.  TWO HOURS AND FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER! And we still not done.
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11:07am: Okay, we took a short break and a few deep breaths.
We went into the kitchen and made a cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside and played with them a little.
We’re going to go back over this Blog Post and clean it up, and add some more details,
and we’ll call BofA again if we can’t activate the card online.

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11:47am: BofA customer service again now. 866-692-9374
LaShondra – explained we need to activate the card
transferred me to Hilary in the Fraud Dept.
Still have a hold “3-7 days to process”, from EDD to BofA.
“how do I know when the card is activated?” “people got to eat!”
11:58am: “one moment” ON HOLD
“actually it can take 7-14 days to process because the EDD is so backed up….”
“Is there someone above you I can talk to?”
“yes, but they’ll just tell you the same thing”
“Well, let them tell me the same thing.’
12:05pm: ON HOLD
12:13pm We HUNG UP.

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Posted another HELP message to the EDD online website contact. (x2)
Called our Congressman Brad Sherman in Washington DC and talked to a staffer.
Filed an online FRAUD COMPLAINT against BofA with the Federal Trade Commission

12:36pm: and we are so done now.

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1:45pm: Okay, we need a nap.

9:50pm: And we slept.
Recapping Tuesday Afternoon and Evening.
We took a nap, and woke up, and then took another nap.
The dogs went outside and got fed supper. And went outside.
We made and drank an iced espresso. DRINK COFFEE. Drink Water.

And THERE WERE THREE HIGH SPEED PURSUITS ON TV TODAY!
Seriously, WTF?
THIRD PURSUIT OF THE NIGHT!
Dude hit a telephone pole head-on and then foot bailed (probably into the backyard).
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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!
We watched an episode of “Finding Your Roots” with Pharrell Williams on PBS.
WE HAVEN’T EATEN YET TODAY. And now we are going to make breakfast.

12:30am Wednesday: We just had breakfast for dinner at midnight.

HAPPY MARTY GRAS!
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Call MAR-A-LAGO: 561-832-2600
(ask for Trump, tell them you’re friends with Jeffrey Epstein and Alan Dershowitz)
Traitor Trump is living at Mar-A-Lago after fleeing from Washington DC on January 20th. This is a clear violation of the 1993 agreement with the Town of Palm Beach that limits guest stays to a maximum of seven consecutive days.

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

Did you get your vaccine yet? Are you eligible to get your vaccine now?
ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR YOUR CHANCE TO GET THE VACCINE?

DON’T GO TO CHURCH or TEMPLE or MOSQUE!
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
DON’T GATHER IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE!

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On January 30, 2020, the World Health Organization (WHO) declared
the COVID-19 outbreak a public health emergency.

March 4, 2020 – Los Angeles County declares a local and public emergency!
and California Governor Gavin Newsom declares a state of emergency too!

“I take no responsibility.” ~ Donald Trump on March 13, 2020 

GENOCIDE IS A CRIME! 400000 – 500000 Dead Americans!
NOW CAN WE DO CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY?
GENOCIDE! AND MURDER! WITH SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES!
FEDERAL OFFICIALS AND VICE-PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE
MUST BE INVESTIGATED, ARRESTED, AND PROSECUTED!
The GOP Traitors NEVER HAD A PLAN!
They sold stock and did shady deals for PPE, respirators, and THE VACCINE!

LAST WEEK:
“We are now getting reports of people getting reinfected with a new South African variant from 
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) suggesting people who’ve had prior infection could get infected again.”
– World Health Organization Chief Scientist Dr. Soumya Swaminathan

488000+ REPORTED AMERICAN CORONAVIRUS DEATHS!
FOUR HUNDRED EIGHTY-EIGHT THOUSAND (PLUS) DEAD AMERICANS!
(and that number remains under-reported, the actual number is higher)
THOUSANDS MORE ARE GOING DIE!
(Will anyone be held accountable?)
FoxNews is GUILTY of Murder. They helped kill 488000+ US CITIZENS!
ALEX AZAR, DEBORAH BIRX, JEROME ADAMS AND ROBERT REDFIELD FAILED!
They allowed the Trump Hydroxycloroquine “Pump and Dump” Con to continue.
They allowed the “Anti-Mask” politics to continue.
They supported and lied for Trump.

From NOVEMBER 2020:
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WARNING! The COVID-19 South African variant strain is here in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 UK variant strain is here in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 West Coast variant strain is spiking in California!
THEY ARE NOW REPORTING AT LEAST SEVEN NEW VARIANTS IN THE USA!
CDC: DO NOT TRAVEL – The safest thing to do is to stay home!

ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
 

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
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US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from
COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.

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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

There is NO IMMUNITY! There is NO CURE!
THERE NEVER WAS A TRUMP FEDERAL PLAN!
TOTAL FAILURE COSTS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF US CITIZENS THEIR LIVES!
No Tracking, No Testing, No Plan,
No PPE, No Ventilators, No Vaccines, No response
TRUMP NEVER HAD A PLAN FOR VACCINE DISTRIBUTION!
“OPERATION WARP SPEED” was TOTAL BULLSHIT!

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YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO HAS THE CORONAVIRUS!
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH STRANGERS!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FRIENDS!

ZERO CONTACT WITH FAMILY YOU ARE NOT ISOLATED WITH!
AND TELL THEM TO STAY THE FUCK HOME TOO!
YOU COULD DIE. YOU COULD FUCKING DIE.
YOU COULD INFECT SOMEONE ELSE AND THEY COULD DIE.
HOW UNBELIEVABLY SELFISH TO EXPOSE SOMEONE ELSE!
THIS IS NOT A HOAX! “DON’T BE AN A**HOLE!”
THIS VIRUS MAY KILL YOU OR SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!
THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH EMERGENCY!
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR!

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WASH YOUR HANDS! with Anti-Bacterial Soap!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.

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WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL! 

“If you don’t know the answer, don’t guess. Just say you don’t know the answer.”
— Dr. Anthony Fauci

Not just “refreshing” to hear the TRUTH, it’s such a relief.
NOW THERE IS A PLAN!
NOW THERE IS AN EMERGENCY RESPONSE!
NOW THERE IS SCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE!
THERE ARE HEALTH EXPERTS IN CHARGE! (NOT POLITICIANS)
STOPPING THE SPREAD AND CONTAINMENT ARE NOW REAL OBJECTIVES!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

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Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New Year!




CV! Part 125 – Valentine’s Day in the Time of COVID-19 (Sunday)

CV! Part 125 – Valentine’s Day in the Time of COVID-19 (Sunday)

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

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4:00am: Okay, been working on our previous Blog Post “CV! Part 124”
and this year’s Valentine Blog Post. So, we just set up the images and layout.
And we had two small pieces of pizza leftover in the fridge, so those got eaten.

What day is it today? SUNDAY! SUNDAY! VALENTINE’S DAY! SUNDAY!
Sunday, February 14, 2021 – St. Valentine’s Day
Happy Chinese New Year 2021! And it’s National Organ Donor Day!

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Happy Valentines Day!

Red Roses – and all Roses matter!

10:30am: We went to bed around 6:00am and we woke up early.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We made and drank a cup of espresso.
DRINK COFFEE. drink water.
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese and drank another cup of espresso.

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

And it’s a beautiful windy day in the 818.
And it’s going to be a really great week in Southern California.
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11:50am: We are surfin’ the interweb and Jay Blakesberg Photography has photographer Michael Grecco as his guest on his Facebook LIVE sharing his pics and talking about his new book “Punk, Post Punk, New Wave: Onstage, Backstage, In Your Face, 1978 to 1991″
….so of course we stopped to watch. NOTE: THAT WAS TOTALLY FANTASTIC!

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“I would rather share one lifetime with you
than face all the ages of this world alone.”

– Arwen in The Lord of the Rings

1:15pm: We stopped and got some of the leftover Thai food from last night.
We reheated one chicken satay skewer with peanut sauce and a cut up Thai BBQ chicken breast and ate that for lunch with an iced espresso to drink.
And then we took the dogs outside and now we’re back chillin’ in the Home Office.

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“Love comforts like the sun after the rain.” – William Shakespeare

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“Where there is love, there is life.” – Mahatma Gandhi

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“Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.” – Robert Palmer

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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough” – Mae West

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A Dozen Roses just for you!

THINGS TO DO ON VALENTINE’S DAY:
Write a personal love letter.
Send a “I Love You” Text Message.
Read a romantic poem about love out loud.
Leave a love note or notes.
Choose a thoughtful gift. (FLOWERS, CANDY, JEWELRY)
Serve him or her Breakfast in Bed.
Spend some quality time together. (or maybe apart this year)
Cook a special dinner together.
Have a “Spa Day” together at home.
Go for a long walk or hike together. (on the beach or out in nature)
Take an Art or Music or Cooking Class ONLINE together.
Order a special dinner for delivery or pickup.

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CHOCOLATE!

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“Lips are for kissing, so say no more…”

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“Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Everything is, everything exists, only because I love.” – Leo Tolstoy

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“Much love much trial, but what an utter desert is life without love.”
– Charles Darwin

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“So come on baby, baby please,
And I’m beggin’ you baby cause I’m on my knees,
Turn on your lights let it shine on me
Turn on your lovelight let it shine on me
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.”

Here is some Virtual Chocolate Candy & Mad Love
for you (and all my friends) on this Valentine’s Sunday!

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“If music be the food of love, play on” – William Shakespeare

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Grateful Dead – “American Beauty” November 1970
(aka “American Reality”)

“When Push Comes to Shove”
by the Grateful Dead’s Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter

Shaking in the forest, what have you to fear?
Here there may be tigers, to punch you in the ear.
With gloves of stainless steel, bats carved out of bricks
Knock you down and beat you up and give your ass a kick.
When push comes to shove, you’re afraid of love.
Shaking in the desert, wherefore do you cry?
Here there may be rattlesnakes, to punch you in the eye.
With shotgun’s full of silver and bullet’s made of glass
String barbed wire at your feet, that do not let you pass.
When push comes to shove, you’re afraid of love.
When push comes to shove, when push comes to shove,
You’re afraid of love, when push comes to shove.

Jerry’s Guitar Solo and Groovy Band Jam!
Shaking in the bedroom, covers on your head,
Are you still in fear of the hand beneath the bed?
Scratching at the window, rapping at the door,
Maybe it’s mystery killer that you saw on channel four.
When push comes to shove, you’re afraid of love.

When push comes to shove, when push comes to shove,
You’re afraid of love, when push comes to shove.

Shakin’ in the garden the fear within you grows,
Still there may be roses to punch you in the nose, 
Twist their arms around you, slap you ’til you cry,
Wrap you in their sweet perfume and love you ’til I die.
When push comes to shove, you’re afraid of love.

When push comes to shove, when push comes to shove,
You’re afraid of love, when push comes to shove.

When push comes to shove, when push comes to shove,
You’re afraid of love, when push comes to shove.
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Grateful Dead – “Skull and Roses” October 1971
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“I don’t know, it must have been the roses,
The roses or the ribbons in her long brown hair.
I don’t know, maybe it was the roses,
All I know I could not leave her there”.
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“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
– “The Princes Bride”

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“Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
I’ll never ever let you go”
– a song written by the songwriting team of Doc Pomus and Mort Shuman,
and originally recorded by The Drifters

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“Standing on the moon with nothing left to do
A lovely view of heaven but I’d rather be with you” 

9:15pm: Recapping the day now. We took a nap and slept for a little bit.
We played with and were outside with the dogs and the dogs got their supper.
They are our Valentine every year now.
And we ordered Indian food for dinner delivery tonight.

Watching Pompsie’s Sunday night “Super-Spreader” Livestream from the Las Vegas Strip….
TOO MANY PEOPLE! NO SOCIAL DISTANCING! Mask wearing is “optional” outside….
There are a ton of people in Las Vegas during the pandemic!
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They must be spending their Government money (taking a pandemic payment vacation)
THERE ARE SOME SERIOUS “LOW-ROLLERS” who aren’t there to spend any money.
We are “safer-at-home” of course and it  is making us really angry, for so many reasons.
ALL THESE PEOPLE IN LAS VEGAS and a semi-celebrity Vegas Vlogger (one of many).

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We are single today on Valentine’s Day again.
We usually are. And we are very okay with it.
My ex-wife’s birthday was yesterday. Today was Valentine’s Day.
She got a Facebook birthday post again this year. That’s all.

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The Mirage Hotel and Volcano – Las Vegas, Nevada

We go together like wine and any day of the week.

The 7 Stages of How Men Fall in Love:
  • Stage 1: Appreciation
    This is when men focus on physical appearance and attraction
  • Stage 2: Infatuation
  • Stage 3: Attraction
  • Stage 4: Impression
  • Stage 5: Conviction
  • Stage 6: Reaffirmation
  • Stage 7: Commitment

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Skyline – Century City and Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)


“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.”
-William Shakespeare (Sonnet 18)

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Take Time to Smell The Roses! (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

LOVE
– an intense feeling of deep affection
– a feeling of deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone
– an affectionate greeting conveyed to someone on one’s behalf
– a great interest and pleasure in something
– used to express affectionate approval for someone
– to feel deep affection for (someone)
– a bond that two people share, to feel more than liking towards someone
– deeper than affection, attraction, lust, or friendship
– a deep mutual expression of respect,
trust, honesty,
 integrity, intimacy, chemistry, and partnership
– to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to (someone)
– to like or enjoy very much
– the ending of an affectionate letter
– a person or thing that one loves
– to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something
– a friendly form of address. “it’s all right, love” (British)
a score of zero; nil (in tennis, squash, and some other sports)

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Berry Panna Cotta & Berry Sorbet

“Sweets to the sweet, farewell!” – William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act V, scene i)
The Queen placing funeral flowers on the grave of Hamlet’s deceased lover, Ophelia

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“Sleeping Beauty” 1970 Rerelease Movie Poster

Good times. Bad Times. Fun Times. Tough times.
No matter what, you’re always by my side. (or in the back of my mind)

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Forever and Ever, Amen (only one verse, it’s a great song)
“Oh, baby, I’m gonna love you forever
Forever and ever amen
As long as old men sit and talk about the weather

As long as old women sit and talk about old men
If you wonder how long I’ll be faithful
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I’m gonna love you forever and ever
Forever and ever, amen”
– written for Randy Travis by Don Schlitz,
who also wrote “The Gambler” for Kenny Rogers

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On The Menu: Indian food delivery! Chicken coconut curry and basmati rice,
samosas (potato and vegetable), and an onion kulcha (bread)
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THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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WARNING! The COVID-19 South African variant strain detected in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 UK variant strain is here in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 West Coast variant strain is spiking in California!
CDC: DO NOT TRAVEL – The safest thing to do is to stay home!

ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
 

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The MOON FESTIVAL is Tuesday night, September 21, 2021!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

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