CV! Part 195 – The Dog Days of August (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)
WARNING! EXPECT MORE SHORTAGES! The supply line for essentials has been disrupted. The irresponsible Media will cause more PANIC BUYING and HOARDING too. THERE IS NO REAL LEADERSHIP IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
**GIVE BLOOD!*** THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS! redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App
DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
Monday, August 22, 2021
12:35am: OH BOY! OH BOY! It’s Monday morning. (“Looks like someone has a Case of the Mondays!”)
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
10:20am: Monday! Monday! Good morning. We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We got the newspapers and drank an iced espresso. The housekeeper just arrived, so it’s time to hole up in the Home Office.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
1:25pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up. We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
We’ve been watching “Expedition Unknown” on Science Channel all day long.
5:30pm: We just made and ate an early supper. It was a really good Meaty Monday! On The Menu: Bone-in Rib-eye steak with sauteed onions, shoestring fries, and steamed carrots. And an iced espresso to drink.
10:20pm: Is it too early for TacoTuesday? We took the dog outside. We made some food for dinner.
On The Menu: Two chicken street tacos on corn tortillas with guacamole, and some strawberries
We fell asleep and woke up around 2:30am on Tuesday. We were awake for a few hours and then we went back to bed. We slept a little and woke up around 6:30am Tuesday morning.
Tuesday, August 24, 2021 – National Waffle Day! Do Not TravelTuesday! StayTheFuckHome!
“O Oysters,” said the Carpenter. “You’ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?”
But answer came there none —
And that was scarcely odd, because they’d eaten every one.”
12:20pm: So the day started out shitty. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The newspapers were retrieved. Then we went back to bed.We woke up. We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We took the dogs outside. And then we’ve just been hanging in the Home Office.
1:45pm: Woke up and got angry. Still angry. Hangin’ with the dogs in the Home Office.
2:30pm: Still chillin’. Made another iced espresso.
A SPECIAL NOTE: DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! IF YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO PUT OURSELF INTO A CONFINED SPACE WITH YOU WITH NO ESCAPE – (and thanks for giving us an option) YOU ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN US, IF WE GOT IN A CAR WITH YOU TODAY.
8:15pm: Today sucked. We didn’t get an afternoon nap. We didn’t do anything. Nothing happened. WE ARE REALLY STRESSED and our ANXIETY level is through the roof. STILL REALLY ANGRY TOO. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside. We ate a little food. More food later. SOME PEOPLE SUCK. On The Menu: Chicken Caesar salad, a piece of cornbread, and an iced espresso And then later, quesadillas with guacamole and salsa, with cherries and carrots
Sad news. Charlie Watts (Drummer for the Rolling Stones) died age 80 RIP May the Four Winds blow him safely home. And Tom T. Hall RIP and Don Everly RIP also passed this week. May the Four Winds blow them safely home.
Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? COVID-19?
TRAVEL ALERT! BREAKING NEWS! Hawaii doesn’t want you! The Governor of Hawaii asked tourists not to come until at least November. They have a COVID-19 surge in the islands. There is a labor shortage. THERE ARE TOO MANY TOURISTS! (and not enough rental cars….) SO DON’T GO TO HAWAII UNTIL 2022.
Six More Countries added to the State Department’s DO NOT TRAVEL list today! The Bahamas, Morocco, Haiti, Kosovo, Lebanon, and Sint Maarten If you must travel, make sure you are fully vaccinated before you go!
Wednesday, August 25, 2021 – Humpday!
3:15am: We fell asleep for a few hours. We woke up, it was Wednesday morning, and we made dinner at 3:00am. On The Menu: Chicken and cheese sandwich on toasted oat bread and a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink (no pic)
2:55pm: Hey, it’s Wednesday. We went back to bed and slept late. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank an iced espresso. The newspapers and the mail were retrieved. The poop was scooped. The gardener is here so the dogs are chillin’. It’s very HOT outside. Windy and warm, right? And now we are going to run errands. We got dressed and went out of the house: Bank, Post Office, Misc. Errands. Miss Donuts. And Four Thrift Stores.
WE VOTED! We mailed our Recall Ballot today. VOTE NO ON THE CALIFORNIA RECALL. We are not a fan of Governor Newsom, but we don’t want him recalled. THIS IS GOP TRAITOR POLITICS AT WORK AND MUST BE STOPPED!
Stopped at Miss Donuts in Reseda. picked up an eclair, a chocolate covered creme puff, 2 chocolate covered custard filled donuts, and a cinnamon roll. Miss Donut is where the robbery scene in “Boogie Nights” was filmed.
And we went to FOUR thrift stores today. We were around way too many people! We tried to maintain and stay calm, BUT. NO. It doesn’t feel safe to be out in public around strangers. We are not comfortable browsing/shopping because of other people. So we bought some stuff, retail therapy fail, and then we drove home. AND STILL FEELING THE STRESS AND ANXIETY FROM SHOPPING!
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We got and ate dinner. On The Menu: Double bbq bacon char-burger (WAY OVER COOKED) and fries
We took the dog outside.
11:20pm: Well, we ate a donut, the creme puff, and the eclair for dessert.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
Thursday, August 26, 2021 – National Dog Day! ThrowbackThursday again!
5:55am: We slept a little. We woke up. We drank a cup of espresso and ate the cinnamon roll.
In case you missed it, Dead & Co. played the Grateful Dead’s “Woodstock Set” 52 years after Woodstock in Bethel, NY. – St. Stephen, Mama Tried>fade out, Dark Star, High Time, and Turn On Your Lovelight
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
12:50pm: okay, it’s ThrowbackThursday. And it’s almost 1:00pm. We are chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office. So let’s recap today. We slept for a little bit. We woke up late. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The newspapers got got. We got the mail. We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso. We put on pants, to go do more errands, but then we took them off. The housekeeper is here, should we be worried about the Delta Virus? DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH? Really? After going out yesterday, we just want to ZERO CONTACT again.
“I’m here from the government and I’m here to help.” – 10 Words that should scare the sh*t out of you
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
“Wave That Flag!” The United States of America
12 United States Service Members were killed in suicide bombings in Afghanistan. 17 more wounded. So, how about a press conference with General Mackenzie? Kabul is in total chaos. 1500 US Citizens remain? Really? 3000 Troops? Really? Evacuations continue as per the Taliban…. August 31 Deadline…. TOTAL FAIL. TRUMP SOLD OUT THE UNITED STATES. AND THE GOP TRAITORS NEED TO STFU. BEFORE THEY SAY SHIT THERE MUST BE PUBLIC HEARINGS ABOUT JANUARY 6th!
1:20pm: VERY HOT outside – 100+ DEGREES today and for the next 4 days! “WE’RE HAVING A HEATWAVE” so stay inside. AND IT SMELLS LIKE FIRE AND SMOKE! Big fires burning up north, and a big fire burning to the south in San Berdoo. AIR QUALITY IS UNHEALTHFUL TO DEADLY in some places. So, we ate the last donut. No shame. We indulged ourself on pastries and sugar. Now back to our regularly scheduled diet. NO WE ARE NOT DIETING. But we have lost a bunch of weight since the “pre-pandemic” days. 15+ pounds! Almost 20, but we are fluctuating between 15 and 20 and we don’t want to brag.
2:10pm: Nothing is happening today. Almost took a nap.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ (Bark Bark Bark) FUCK.
It’s National Dog Day! We love our pack. Such good doggies.
11:00pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We drank an iced espresso with dinner. On The Menu: We ordered a pizza delivery. Extra-large with sausage and meatball.
The dogs went outside. The dogs were chillin’ while we ate. We chatted online with an old friend (something we never do) for a long time.
We miss having real live friends….. but do they miss me?
We watched “Suicide Squad” directed by James Gunn WHY? The DC Comic movies are all pretty bad. And compared to the new Marvel superhero films, they totally suck. This one was okay, ultra-violent, full of gore, and without purpose. Weird Tongue-in-cheek humor to desensitize the viewer to the carnage. EXCEPT TO SELL TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE AND PAY-PER-VIEW… (and this was the Suicide Squad REBOOT…. there’s already one with Will Smith) NOTE: As a young collector, before there were any films, we always liked the Marvel Comic much better than the DC Comics.
COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States. 635000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of Thursday. 65480+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of Thursday night. 53720+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of Thursday night. (these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)
WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!
SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
LOCK HIM UP! TRAITOR!
WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN ARRESTED? WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN EXPELLED FROM CONGRESS? WHY IS TRUMP STILL FREE AND HOLDING RALLIES? 635000 US DEAD.
UNTIL TRUMP, TRUMP’S FAMI:Y, THE GOP TRAITORS, AND TRUMP’S STOOGES ARE ARRESTED, CHARGED, PROSECUTED, AND IMPRISONED, THEY’RE IS NO END.
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU! DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES! YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED! YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!
FLASHBACKFRIDAY! TELL NBC TO DUMP TRUMP! Donald Trump, host of the television series “The Celebrity Apprentice,” mugs for photographers at the NBC 2015 Winter TCA Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel on Friday, Jan. 16, 2015, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP
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Are you FULLY VACCINATED*? GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!
CV! Part 192 – It’s Our Birthday again! (Wed-Thurs-Friday the 13th) TRAVEL ALERT! DO NOT TRAVEL! Really, please just StayTheFuckHome!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
Remembering my little girls today. May their memory be blessed!
12:20am: And so it begins, we still haven’t eaten.
We took the dog outside. We drank an iced espresso.
1:01am: We banged out breakfast for dinner and just consumed it.
And we took the dogs outside one more time.
On The Menu: Breakfast Burrito made with 3 eggs over medium, bacon,
and a quesadilla with salsa; carrot sticks, cherries, and another iced espresso.
7:07am: We woke up early again. We took the dog outside.
We played with the dog. We published our DoNotTravelTuesday Blog Post.
It’s NATIONAL SON’S AND DAUGHTER’S DAY (“None that we know of….”)
so, we’ll just move along today.
8:00am: Dogs barking. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
10:30am: Drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
Got the newspapers and the mail.
11:15am: We ate a banana.
It’s NATIONAL PRESIDENTIAL GOP TRAITOR JOKE DAY:
(at least we can almost joke about Trump again) TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL CON MAN! AND TRUMPERS ARE LOSERS AND SUCKERS!“That’s all today.”
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2:55pm: We fell asleep and took a nice nap.
And now the gardener is here again.
Recapping Wednesday evening. We ordered a dinner delivery.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The food arrived.
We ate dinner, watched “Jeopardy”, and then fell asleep.
On The Menu: Chinese food. Kung pao chicken, chicken and stringbeans,
orange peel beef, chicken egg rolls, steamed rice, and an iced espresso to drink
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
11:30pm: We woke up. We took the dog outside.
And now we’re updating our Blog Post.
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is real and not a joke.
There were coyotes outside the house yesterday morning and tonight.
It’s been five years (2016) since the little girls
were killed by coyotes in our fenced backyard.
We also have some nasty raccoons in the neighborhood,
and we saw the really fat one out front this morning too.
(and we can hear them in the ivy and bushes outside at night)
There’s also a big hawk, a mated pair of hawks, and two owls that hunt at night.
And the hawks perch in the neighbor’s tall pine tree during the day too.
So we are chillin’ with the dog, and he’s being adorable and cute.
He was sleeping at our feet, under the desk,
and now he just moved next to us and is sleeping in his play bed.
The other dogs are sleeping in their houses the bedroom.
And it’s Thursday morning, just past midnight.
Sarah Silverman is guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” tonight.
And she’s killin’ it. And Guillermo tested positive for COVID-19! So he’s quarantined at home, and hasn’t been on the show this week,
but he made a remote appearance today during the monologue,
and Sarah sent him a get well gift: a jumbo-sized bottle
of Don Julio tequila and 6 big bags of Flaming Cheetos.
It’s NATIONAL RASPBERRY BOMBE DAY!
Thursday, August 12, 2021 EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE UNITED STATES!
Happy birthday to us! Let the celebration begin.
“Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.”
– Mark Twain
12:25am: We went to the kitchen and made an iced espresso.
We also refilled our water glass, which we always have on the desk.
DRINK COFFEE! DRINK WATER! Stay awake and stay hydrated.
Eating / Chinese food
Drinking / Iced Espresso and Water
Practicing / PATIENCE
Mastering / Little Boy, 2 Little Girls & the Big Boy
Learning / TO FLY (Pink Floyd song)
Wearing / sweat shorts (and that’s all because it’s HOT in the SFV)
Cooking / a tasty Breakfast Burrito
Trying / To stay cool… it’s HOT in the SFV!
Playing / With our puppies of course.
Working / In the Home Office & in the Backyard Traveling / NOT TRAVELING. DO NOT TRAVEL!
Finishing / Nothing.
Reading / Still More Bad News… (but Not “fake news”)
Writing / Blog Posts!
Remembering / Dad, the Babygirls, & Burning Man 2017
Wanting / So Much MORE!
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4:45am: And now we are awake again.
“You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.” – “Time” by Pink Floyd
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *We watched a bunch of YouTube vids and went back to sleep.*
7:30am: And now we are awake again. We took the dog outside.
We made an iced espresso.
8:00am: We fed the dogs. We took the all the dogs outside again.
And apparently it’s BACK TO SCHOOL DAY. WTF?!!!!!
Hello?
There’s a COVID-19 PANDEMIC! Children under 12 aren’t vaccinated.
Didn’t we have this argument last year? Before the Delta Variant?
About masks and kids and school? The CORONAVIRUS IS SURGING!
DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
11:10am: We are chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs.
The housekeeper is here cleaning. The roofers are across the street roofing.
The dogs are napping. We are doing the usual. We drank an iced espresso.
We ate some cold leftover Chinese food – the orange peel beef is sweet!
1:50pm: The housekeeper is gone. The dogs went outside.
The dogs are napping in the bedroom right now. It’s HOT out.
We ate some more food and drank another iced espresso.
On The Menu: Leftover Chinese food for lunch.
Kung pao chicken and chicken with stringbeans.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
7:15pm: We took a nap. We woke up.
We got dressed. We went to the bank.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We ordered dinner and then went to pick it up.
We ate dinner and then dessert. We feel fat and happy.
On The Menu: Sushi time! Birthday dinner.
Tuna poké, albacore sashimi, spicy tuna cut roll, Rainbow roll,
eel & avocado cut roll and an iced espresso to drink
and Ice Cream Cake (chocolate cake with mint chip ice cream)
from Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors for dessert
8:15pm: We took the dog outside.
9:35pm: We took the dog outside.
Happy Birthday! Cake!
Friday, August 13, 2021
Happy birthday to us!
Today is Friday the 13th, 2021!
1:50am: Let’s get this party started!
TODAY IS THE DAY! The actual day.
5:35am: It’s Friday morning. And did we sleep? Yes. A little bit.
7:55am: And we are awake again. We fell asleep around 6:00am.
We woke up. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
We drank a demitasse cup of espresso.
12:50pm: We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Why not?
4:00pm: We took a little nap. We woke up.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. We took the dogs outside.
7:30pm: We took the dogs outside again. We ordered a pizza delivery.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
The pizza arrived. We ate dinner. Good Shabbos everyone!
On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
9:20pm: We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We drank an iced espresso.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
11:45pm: Well, we woke up again just in time. It’s almost midnight.
The day is almost over. It’s almost Saturday morning.
Be Grateful. Be Kind.
“We’re fools whether we dance or not,
so we might as well dance.”
~Japanese Proverb
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Birthday? What birthday? You talkin’ to us? Must be talkin’ to us, ’cause there’s no one else here.
Happy Birthday to Us! Read our Blog Post “Dinner at Melisse”
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CV! Part 191 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY! (Tuesday) WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!
Americans should not travel to France, Israel, Iceland, and other destinations regardless of vaccination status! – per the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
THE UNITED STATES WILL CONTINUE CURRENT TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS. The CDC advises Americans against travel to the United Kingdom!
Direct travel of noncitizens from Ireland and Greece to the United States has been suspended since January 25, 2021, under an executive order limiting travel from multiple countries. The White House recently said those restrictions would remain in place amid surging cases from the Delta variant.
CDC moved these new destinations to its highest travel advisory on August 9: “Level 4: very high level of COVID-19”: Aruba, Eswatini, France, French Polynesia, Iceland, Israel, and Thailand
16 new travel destinations were added to the CDC’s “Level 4: Covid-19 Very High” category on August 2:
Andorra, Curaçao, Gibraltar, Greece, Guadeloupe, Iran, Ireland, Isle of Man, Kazakhstan, Lesotho, Libya, Malta, Martinique, Saint Barthelemy, Saint Martin, and the US Virgin Islands.
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Other travel destinations in the “Level 4: Covid-19 Very High” category as of August 3:
Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Maldives, The Netherlands, Panama, Portugal, Seychelles, Spain, the United Arab Emirates, and the United Kingdom.
Travelers should avoid travel to those destinations! And anyone who must travel should be fully vaccinated! CDC’s Risk Level for destinations are located on the travel recommendations page on the government website.
And yesterday, France began requiring a “Virus Pass” for cafes, restaurants and long-distance travel.
THE NEW LAMBDA VARIANT IS SPREADING IN THE UNITED STATES! “highly infectious, may also be able to evade vaccine antibodies”
It’s World Lion Day today!
TEMPUS FUGIT. TIME FLIES. Growing older means sad goodbyes. Everyone dies. Everyone dies.
HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! DON’T WORRY! BE HAPPY TODAY! The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness: an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.
Tuesday, August 10, 2021 – National Lazy Day! Take a break, Relax, Take a nap, NO WORK TODAY.
“I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man – and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.” – The Stranger’s narration from “The Big Lebowski”
4:05am: We woke up a little after 2:00am. We just drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
6:50am: And so we slept for about two hours….. And then we woke up. We just drank a cup of espresso and published our new Blog Post. “CV! Part 190 – The Days Between part two” from this weekend. We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We got the newspapers. And the roofers are still working across the street.
It’s World Lion Day! (scientific name: Panthera leo)
9:05am: We took the dogs outside again. We made an iced espresso. We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese. We’re chillin’ again.
NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO IS RESIGNING RIGHT NOW! He loves New York. And he loves the ladies too…. What a DISGRACE. (and his resignation will be effective in 14 days) Buh-Bye. And the Senate PASSED the “Bi-partisan” Infrastructure Bill today.
10:05am: Credit Cards. WTF? Foreign Call Centers. WTF? Why does it always take two calls to fix a problem? And why do they always leave you ON HOLD until you hang up? And why do you always have to threaten to cancel to get it done?
11:05am: Yeah, it’s a beautiful day outside. We drank that iced espresso. 11:35am: Tech in the house fixing stuff this morning. Gone before noon.
It’s National Spoil Your Dog Day! (but that’s everyday around our house) And we took them outside again.
1:00pm: We made another iced espresso.
3:35pm: And so nothing is happening today. And that’s appropriate for National Lazy Day, right?
“What’s the difference between praying in church and praying in a casino? ….. In a casino, they really mean it.”
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling, The lion sleeps tonight Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling, The lion sleeps tonight Wah oh oh, wah oh oh, wah oh wimoweh Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away – “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
10:25pm: So we took a nap with the dog after they got fed. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We fell asleep and now we’re awake again. And it’s time for food soon.
It’s also National S’mores Day! Graham Crackers + Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bar + Marshmallow
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DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? WHO DO YOU TRUST? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CONFLICTING INFORMATION?
WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.
COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States. 618000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of today. 64830+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today 53560+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today (these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)
NOTE: THERE IS ANOTHER REPORT THAT COVID-19 NUMBERS IN THE US MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER-REPORTED BY AS MUCH AS 60%! The University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation reports the number of COVID-19 DEATHS in the US at more than 900000 (that’s 57% higher than the official data according to their analysis)
Are you FULLY VACCINATED*? GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus! Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick, and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19. YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE. YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS. YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.
We continue to advise our readers to limit their exposure. STAY THE FUCK HOME! WEAR A FUCKING MASK! DO NOT TRAVEL! ZERO CONTACT! SOCIAL DISTANCE! DO NOT EAT, DRINK, OR SOCIALIZE WITH STRANGERS! (you do not know who is and who isn’t vaccinated or infected)
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SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
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CV! Part 188 – HAPPY JERRY DAY 2021! (Sunday) Happy birthday Jerry Garcia! He would have turned 79 today. May his memory be a blessing!
MAH “Dear Jerry” Postcard – front
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“Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune Something to make us all happy Do anything take us out of this gloom Sing a song, play guitar Make it snappy
You are the one who can make us all laugh But doing that you break out in tears Please don’t be sad if it was a straight mind you had We wouldn’t have known you all these years”
– “Dear Mr Fantasy” by Steve Winwood, Chris Wood, and Jim Capaldi
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Jerome John “Jerry” Garcia
August 1, 1942 – August 9, 1995
Jerry Garcia
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Sunday, August 1, 2021 – “Rabbit! Rabbit!”
12:55am: We took the dogs outside. And now they’re sleeping.
5:20am: And we are still awake five hours later.
We ate a slice of banana bread with a little melted butter.
We took the dogs outside and now they are in the bedroom sleeping.
Happy Jerry Day 2021!
8:30am: We drank an iced espresso. We prepped the dogs’ breakfast.
We did a load of laundry. Wash, dry, and fold.
We got the newspapers (the delivery was late this morning).
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
Now they’re back in the bedroom while we become Chore Boy.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ.
11:55am: Chore boy didn’t do sh*t. He took a short nap.
And then we woke up and took the dogs outside at 11:20am.
We played with the dogs and now they’re back in the bedroom again.
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WTF? There was a strange woman walking on the street out front of the house behaving strange, She walked through the bushes on the side of the house, so we investigated, but we didn’t see anything out of place.
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12:15pm: It’s HOT today, and it’s only Noon.
And it’s going to be HOT all week in the SFV:
And where are our reader coming from today?
The JoshWillTravel Blog is read WORLDWIDE!
(stats according to WordPress)
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We drank an iced espresso and now we’re thinking about “Brunch”.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZ. Nappy time again.
3:10pm: We took a short nap. We woke up.
We ate the four leftover slices of pizza (two cold, and two warm).
We took the dogs outside. It’s really HOT out now. Currently 96 degrees F.
The “F” is for FUCKING HOT as well as for Fahrenheit.
Now we’re chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office again with the AC on
and watching the Olympics on TV.
Jerry Garcia in concert – 1985
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Nappy time again.
6:30pm: We took another nap with the dogs. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside and the dogs got fed.
We took the dogs outside again.
The Jerry Garcia Band at The Stone
in San Francisco, California on August 1, 1984 – Complete Show!
Set 1) Cats Under The Stars, Mission In The Rain, Love In The Afternoon,
Run For The Roses, Tangled Up In Blue
Set 2) How Sweet It Is, When I Paint My Masterpiece, Dear Prudence,
E: Midnight Moonlight
Jerry Garcia – guitar, vocals
John Kahn – bass
Melvin Seals – keyboards
David Kemper – drums
Jacklyn LaBranch and Gloria Jones – backing vocals
9:40pm: Sunday night. Watching the Olympics on TV.
We drank another iced espresso.
And we’re almost ready to make some dinner.
1:55am on Monday morning. We still haven’t eaten dinner.
Just a “Simple Twist of Fate” we guess.
Must be the “Moonlight Madness” tonight.
Or we might be “Tangled Up In Blue” too.
We took the dogs outside and then we played with the dogs.
They were with us in the Home Office as we worked on a new Blog Post.
We just took them outside again and put them in the bedroom.
And so, we are recapping this Blog Post “After Midnight” now.
Hope you have a Happy Jerry Day today and everyday!
“Once in awhile, you get shown the light, in the strangest of places, if you look at it right.”
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“Cats on the blacktop, birdies in the treetop Someone plays guitar that sounds like a clarinet I ain’t ready yet, to go to bed Think I’ll take a walk downtown instead”
– “Cats Down Under The Stars” by Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter
CV! Part 187 – The End of July! (Wed-Thurs-Fri-Sat)
Wednesday, July 28, 2021 -Taking the day off.
National Milk Chocolate Day!
7:10pm: Nothing happened today. On The Menu:
Turkey and cheese sandwich for lunch. Sushi for dinner.
Spicy tuna cut roll, California roll, and a rainbow roll
8:35pm: We took a short nap after dinner with the dog.
We woke up and made an iced espresso. And we drank it.
Drink coffee. Drink Water.
Now we are watching the Tokyo 2020 Olympics on TV.
More athletes and staff tested positive for COVID-19 today.
9:55pm: We cut up a sweet and juicy watermelon and ate some too.
Watching the Olympics and surfing the interweb tonight.
USA! USA! USA! GO TEAM USA! TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS!
11:00pm: Wednesday night recap of Wednesday. It was HOT.
The dogs got fed, and they went outside, and they had a great day.
We got dressed and drove the car to the Sushi restaurant and picked up dinner.
And that’s about the most exciting thing that happened here today.
The gardener came. The pool guy came. We slept most of the day away.
There was a pursuit in Fontana this afternoon,
but it was pretty much slow speed and stupid.
In the end the police pulled her out of the car. Suspect in custody.
And there was another pursuit late last night!
Guy on a moped/mini-bike went for a long ride with the police behind him,
even went the wrong way on the freeway,
until he ended up in Whittier Narrows park where he WIPED OUT
and ended up in the dirt. Suspect in custody.
Dusty Hill RIP (May 19, 1949 – July 27, 2021) May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
Remembering the “Neenster” on the sixth anniversary of her final day on this world
which was actually the 25th-26th, so we are a couple days late….
She just sent us a message as a reminder, and she will never be forgotten.
Janeen Bevan (nee Blythe) – ‘wish you were here’ And may her memory be a blessing!
Janeen Bevan RIP
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Thursday, July 29, 2021 – the 210th day of the year International Tiger Day!
12:20am: We took the dog outside.
We made and ate a “banana split” for a satisfying midnight dessert.
On The Menu: 2 scoops of Haagen-Daaz vanilla ice cream,
a small frozen banana (sliced), chocolate syrup, and whipped cream
4:02am: We are still awake. The dog is sleeping on the bed.
The other dogs are in the bedroom sleeping. It’s really quiet.
We slept all day and took a nap in the evening.
Our sleep cycle and sleep patterns are truly messed up.
Today is Thursday. “IS THIS A WEEKDAY?”
8:30am: We fell asleep with the dog after 5:00am.
We turned on a podcast, crawled into bed, and fell asleep.
We woke up around 7:15am.
Well, it seems someone was breaking into cars and prowling homes and yards down the street this morning around 4:00am while we were still awake in the Home Office. They never made it down to our end of the block, maybe because they were spooked by the newspaper delivery guy or maybe because the neighbors alerted. So we talked with a detective from the LAPD out in the street this morning. There was a Home Invasion the other night less than a mile away that made the TV news and the Citizen App, and there have been a few others in the mid-valley recently. A lot of local property crime, armed robberies, and violent crimes connected to the “unhoused” that live along Ventura Blvd and in the Sepulveda Reservoir. And organized gangs are back in the valley looking for targets and victims. Crime has been getting a lot worse in the San Fernando Valley recently. We chased a guy out of the driveway when he was trying to steal the Mercedes (that we were about to return the dealer) in November 2020 (read the previous Blog Post). And those guys were pros and probably connected to the construction crew working across the street, because we haven’t had any problems with sketchy characters since they finished, until last night.
There’s been an underground poker game running out of the house on the corner for a couple months, and there was a game the other night. Usually 20-30 nice cars parked on the cross street, and a “doorman” in the driveway, when they are playing at house. And that’s also the corner where the guys were prowling around last night. We live in a very “crime-free” neighborhood for the most part, so we take notice of strangers and any criminal activity is cause for concern. The violent Home Invasions have a West LA LAPD TASK FORCE working on the investigation, so they were canvasing our street along with the regular West Valley Division detectives. FUCK. One more thing.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers and made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Be Vigilant.
9:35am: We just made another iced espresso and then
we left a message for the detective who left his card on our front door.
A Tsunami warning was issued for parts of Alaska this morning
after an earthquake with a magnitude of ~8.2 occurred off the coast.
11:15am: We took the dogs outside. We got the mail. The housekeeper is here.
And we are chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office until she is finished.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
3:15pm: Well, we took a nap with the dogs. The housekeeper left.
We took the dogs outside. We made another iced espresso. It’s HOT out.
And it’s Thursday afternoon. We have to keep reminding ourself.
5:40pm: FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. (at 5:00pm again)
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
Recapping Thursday night.
Chopped chicken salad delivered. Ate half, saved half.
Fell asleep. Woke up. Took the dog outside.
Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas
Thursday, July 29, 2021 at 9pm
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Friday, July 30, 2021
BOMBSHELL NEWS!
Simone Biles, the US Gymnastic Champion, pulled out of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics event for mental health reasons (and physical health reasons because a mistake on the uneven bars, vault, or balance beam can be very bad). Most people applauded her decision and it’s now really big media news. Some people didn’t support her decision, and some even made jokes (like Michael Ché) and now they’re the target of American “cancel culture”.
And then US Gymnast Suni Lee won the Gold Medal and became our newest “American Hero”.
12:30am: Time for dinner.
We had leftover salad, so we used it for tacos. On The Menu: 2 chicken chopped salad tacos
9:05am: We were up all morning and fell asleep around dawn.
And then we woke up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We took a shower. We got dressed.
10:30am: We ran a couple errands. We went to our PO Box.
We went to the bank, and we went inside.
We contacted one masked person behind thick acrylic, the teller.
It’s a beautiful day in the SFV and it’s going to be HOT again.
We drove home. We got undressed.
And now we’re wearing our sweat shorts again.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
7:40pm: Recapping Friday. Good Shabbos! It was HOT today.
We ate a little green jello with whipped cream. Then we took a nap.
We slept all afternoon. The dogs got fed and went outside.
We made an iced espresso.
It’s Friday night again. Another weekend for a week without end.
Seriously, what the F*CK? And how is it the END OF JULY already? Tempus fugit. Time flies.
8:25pm: And we just played “fetch” with the little boy for a half hour.
On The Menu: Cubano sandwich with garlic chicken, dill pickle, avocado,
carrot and celery sticks, watermelon, and cherries for dinner,
with cran-raspberry-orange juice and an iced espresso to drink.
Dogs, TV, Tokyo Olympics, the interweb, YouTube vids, and writing Blog Posts
on Friday night to stay busy and entertained in the Home Office.
Saturday, July 31, 2021 – the last day of July!
Where were you on this day in 1983?
Grateful Dead at the Ventura County Fairgrounds
10:11am: One more Saturday morning.
We were awake until after 6:00am this morning.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We ate a quesadilla with avocado and salsa verde.
We woke up at 9:30am. And we need a nap already.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
10:40am: The newspapers and the mail made it inside.
We made an iced espresso and took the dogs outside again.
Now we’re chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office
and we managed to fall down a Blues Brothers rabbit hole this morning.
“Briefcase Full of Blues” is the debut album by The Blues Brothers.
It was released on November 28, 1978, by Atlantic Records.
It was recorded live on September 9, 1978, at the Universal Amphitheatre
in Los Angeles, when the band opened for comedian Steve Martin.
THE “Good Ole” BLUES BROTHERS BAND!
Steve “The Colonel” Cropper, Matt “Guitar” Murphy (RIP), Donald “Duck” Dunn (RIP), Willie “Too Big” Hall, Elwood, “Joliet” Jake (RIP), Murphy Dunne, Tom “Bones” Malone, Alan “Mister Fabulous” Rubin (RIP), and “Blue” Lou Marini. With a special shoutout to Paul “the Shiv” Schaffer!
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
3:30pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside and got a glass of juice.
And we just took the dogs outside again. And it is HOT.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
5:35pm: We took another nap with the dog. And we just woke up.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We ordered a pizza delivery. On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball delivered!
9:00pm: And suddenly, we are not stressed anymore.
We drank an iced espresso. We entertained ourself with YouTube vids.
Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office.
Watching the Bertcast with Bert Kreischer on Youtube:
And we watched the film “Outlaws” on a Showtime network,
about a violent Australian motorcycle gang named The Copperheads.
AND WHY DID WE WATCH IT? WHY?
We wanted to see how bad it was going to be. And it was bad.
It was gritty and raw, (and really bad and boring too) with some good acting.
It was a lot more real than “Sons of Anarchy” which we enjoyed.
And it was almost “Cinema Verité”, shot like real life,
but really it was just amateur (headache-inducing) camera work.
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
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Breaking News: The Department of Justice told the IRS
to turn over six years of Trump’s tax returns to Congress!
CV! Part 150! – THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits! THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
And it’s Our 8 Year Anniversary! And 1000 Blog Posts! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Thank you loyal readers! Thank you curious visitors!
Thank you to everyone who has visited us since we began this Blog in February 2013! 200000 is another number. But really we are surprised to still be here and at this place.
200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Hits on this Blog!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! We don’t advertise. We don’t promote. We just publish our Blog Posts.
Obviously, people have found us here on the interweb over time. 200000 UNSOLICITED HITS!
And really we don’t even know how this number is actually calculated. WOW! THANK YOU LOYAL READERS! And thank you FAMILY!
We couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you! Thank you!
FIREWORKS!
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND HITS!
HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet. TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND HITS!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
And it’s also our 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! EIGHT YEARS! EIGHT! EIGHT YEARS MAN! (that’s a long time)
We started this Blog in February of 2013. And we are still at it in 2021.
NOTE: We started this Blog Post in February 2013, and set it up at around 190000 Hits.
It sat for a month, while we gathered the final 10000 or so views to reach 200000.
And now it’s April, and we are finally there! WOO-HOO. Leave your comments below.
And now we are at 200000 HITS! Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits! Eight years! 1000 Blog Posts! (or thereabouts)
A sh*tload of time and effort and imagination. THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
NOTE: This is the pre-announced celebratory “200000 HITS” Blog Post!
And we also reached 1000 Blog Posts too this month!
This is also our 150th CoronaVirus Diary Blog Post.
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
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over a year ago in February and March of 2020.
We also got very political over the last two years. And we are not sorry at all. DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
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CV! Part 119 – SUPER BOWL WEEKEND! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! DO NOT TRAVEL!
DON’T GAMBLE IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE!
NOTE: This is going to be a LONG Blog Post.
Friday, Saturday and Sunday of Super Bowl Weekend!
Plus the actual Big Game, and the aftermath.
And then Sunday night if we don’t fall asleep.
There will be politics, and CoronaVirus info too.
So, Are You Ready? Are you ready for some Sunday Blog Post?
Friday, February 5, 2021 WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL!
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START THE MUSIC> “Count Your Blessing and Smile” – George Formby
4:20am: Well we’ve been up all morning. We just had another espresso.
The Big Dog threw up twice in the Home Office in the last hour…. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. So, we cleaned it up along with a lot of swearing.
8:30am: We slept for maybe an hour….. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
We made another cup of espresso.
We ate a toasted bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam.
3:45pm: We tried to sleep and got woken up twice.
We haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in a week. And we have a headache.
We drank a cup of espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We are all chillin’ in the Home Office now.
“Lou Dobbs Tonight” was cancelled by FoxNews! 2 Days after a billion dollar lawsuit was filed.
Christopher Plummer RIP (Arthur Christopher Orme Plummer CC)
December 13, 1929 – February 5, 2021
He was 91 years old (and he was Canadian, born in Toronto)
We had the privilege to meet and work with him, Chris Lemmon, and Martin Landau RIP on the feature film “Firehead” back in 1990-91. He was a great actor, a total professional, and a very nice man. May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
Government Officials in Oahu, Hawaii:
COVID-19 UK Variant – one case confirmed, today (and there are more)
How’s your Friday afternoon?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Good Shabbos.
10:11pm: We picked up the grocery order at the market this evening.
Almost ready for Super Bowl Sunday now.
We got food and drink for the Big Game at home. STAY THE FUCK HOME!
And we might make an in-person market run before game time depending….
So the dogs got fed. And they were outside. And we ate dinner too.
On The Menu: Moroccan chicken, couscous, sautéed asparagus,
and peanut M&Ms for dessert. And later an espresso to drink.
Drink coffee. Drink water. Eat chocolate.
We are hanging’ with the dogs in the Home Office and now we are going to watch “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot” starring Sam Elliott
if we can turn off the YouTube. So much stuff going on.
The 2021 Puppy Bowl XVII on the Animal Planet channel
hosted by Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!
Sunday at 11:00am PST – Are you Team Ruff or Team Fluff?
FOOTBALL PICKS!
OUR SUPER BOWL PREDICTION: as of Friday 11pm (we are not liable for any gambling losses, this is for amusement only!) Kansas City Chiefs will win 23-17 (so take the UNDER)
Tom Brady will CHOKE. “The Fix Is In” (yes, we said it) There will be a lot of money bet on Brady and Tampa Bay,
so an interception or fumble, can make a big difference in a 4 point game.
And The Weekend (without an “e”) will have a special guest…. Beyonce?
Coin toss: Tampa Bay
First Score: Kansas City
First Quarter: 14-3 Halftime: 17-10
Third Quarter: 20-17 Final Score: 23-17
First Turnover: Tampa Bay (interception)
And we’re taking Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl
“I’m done betting on Pete Townshend” – Cousin Sal
(2-1 odds that Pete would smash his guitar during The WHO’s Halftime show)
The Who! Then
The Who! Then
Friday Night (Super Bowl Weekend) watching JacobsLifeInLasVegas Livestream
from The Fremont Street Experience in Downtown Las Vegas:
So, here is Las Vegas (Glitter Gulch) – The Fremont Street Experience Downtown!
Super Bowl Weekend Friday night at 10:30-11:00pm and the COVID-19 Pandemic.
We’ve been saying for weeks that Las Vegas is a massive SUPER-SPREADER.
Frontline Casino and Hotel and Restaurant Workers haven’t gotten the vaccine yet.
Tourists from Los Angeles, and other parts of California, and Texas (where they don’t wear masks), and lots of other places where the CoronaVirus is not contained, travel to Las Vegas and THERE’S NO SOCIAL DISTANCING! MASK WEARING IS STILL HAPHAZARD, ALTHOUGH REQUIRED IN THE CASINOS NOW, so it’s better than it was before, but still SUPER-SPREADER. AND PEOPLE STAND AND SMOKE IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A MASK. There were a lot of Police, Sheriffs, Marshalls and other law enforcement out in force.
One Metro Bicycle Officer, wearing yellow, said he had been reassigned to Fremont Street and it was an “all hands on deck weekend” because of the Super Bowl, and the CoronaVirus.
There is also a heightened “terror watch” because of the Trumpers and large party crowds.
It made us very nervous to see the big crowds, and no operating metal detectors, or Security checkpoints/bag checks, which they had around the winter holidays and New Years.
And while there were lots of cops, the through streets and the streets around the bars and casinos outside of the covered pedestrian mall weren’t blocked off to vehicle traffic. SORRY, NOT SORRY, THIS DOES NOT SEEM SAFE TO OUR WORRIED MIND!
And we also watched our interweb friend Damon “Smoke ‘N’ Scan” on YouTube:
Saturday, February 6, 2021
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2:30am: ———— (we worked on this Blog Post all night and into the early AM)
3;35am: ————
4:45am: Time for “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot” Our eyes are tired from bluescreen and typing, so we need to stop now.
9:15am: We slept a little. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again. We got the newspapers.
We made a cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
OK, Saturday morning. The home heater triggered our asthma, and we woke up coughing and choking for air. We have a headache now. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
1:30pm: We tried to go back to sleep, and may have for a little bit.
Then the mobile dog groomers came. Today’s the day for the dogs to get groomed.
The big dog got a power wash, and the little dogs are getting cleaned and cut.
So there was a lot of noise and commotion when the groomers arrived, and now we are waiting for them to finish with the dogs so we can go back to bed….
Oh, we made and drank another cup of espresso too.
3:15pm: Our calm is restored. We are ready for Saturday.
And getting hyped for tomorrow…
it’s our long-standing tradition to watch “Where The Buffalo Roam” the night before.
Recapping Saturday Night: (we didn’t write anything until after midnight)
We took the dogs outside. And they got fed their supper.
We took the dogs outside again. And we ordered a pizza delivery.
The pizza came and we ate some. It was pretty pretty pretty good.
And we have some leftover for tomorrow and the big game too.
And then we took the dogs outside again, and we had them in Home Office.
We watched some TV and then some YouTube Livestreams and then it was late.
“Tickets? Passes? And a key?” – “Must be some sh*t going down somewhere.”
On The Menu: We ordered an extra-large sausage and meatball pizza.
We didn’t watch much news today.
We also stayed away from Twitter, until late in the day,
and then we escaped the Twitter storm ASAP, before we got too worked up….
Today’s topic: WHY IS LOUIS DEJOY STILL POSTMASTER GENERAL? WHEN WILL PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FORCE THE POST OFFICE BOARD OF (Trump Stooges) TO RESIGN?
THE GOP TRAITORS (REPUBLICANS): LOST THE HOUSE – NANCY PELOSI IS DONE WITH THE BULLSH*T! LOST THE SENATE – VP KAMALA HARRIS CASTS THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE! LOST THE WHITE HOUSE – PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020 ELECTION! NRA FILES BANKRUPTCY – “Thought and Prayers” (they can’t move to Texas) TRUMP BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA – THIS. BEST THING IN FOUR YEARS! PARLAR SHUT DOWN – Fuck you Nazi scum. Fuck you ROGER STONE! BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUITS AGAINST FOXNEWS – CANCEL FOXNEWS! And LOU DOBBS CANCELLED – Now do Hannity, Tucker, Ingraham and Pirro.
And there is more coming. (thanks to Don Winslow on Twitter)
AND WHEN WILL THEY FIX THE FCC AND THE PARK SERVICE?
FORCE AJIT PAI AND THE TRUMP STOOGES TO RESIGN NOW!
WHERE ARE TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS? ISN’T IT TIME NOW?
PANDEMIC READING:
“Are you ready for some football?”
Sunday, February 7, 2021 – SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
Do not party with friends or family outside your bubble!
NOTE: This is a screenshot from Pompsie’s YouTube Livestream tonight.
SUCH A TEASE! STAY THE FUCK HOME! WE WISH WE WERE RIGHT THERE!
This is the Main Casino (table games) Salon for “High Rollers” and VIPs.
It was once upon a time one of our favorite places to play…. Caesars Palace used to be a world class joint and the best Hotel and Casino in town.
But WHO LET ALL THE RIFF-RAFF IN? What happened to the class and style?
Okay, first they tried to turn it into Disneyland,
then they turned it into Disneyland for Adults,
then they forgot the first rule of running a casino in Las Vegas
(and this was told to me by a veteran pit boss way back when): “IT’S ALL ABOUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!” The money is made in the casino. The HOUSE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END.
They monetized food & entertainment, and they cater to the “Burger King” crowd, They nickel and dime the players. They even changed the rules to fix the odds.
The big corporate resorts forgot the Player’s Names and gave them plastic cards.
They took away the silver coins and gave them slips of paper with barcodes.
They added BULLSH*T RESORT FEES! They make people PAY-TO-PARK!
Clubs, and Ultra-Lounges, and Pool Parties became revenue streams.
Outside Attractions Opened…. drawing the tourists away from the casinos.
The “Law and Order” provided by the old Las Vegas Police and The Mob is gone. CRIME, AND DRUGS, AND THE HOMELESS, AND GANG-BANGERS, AND WORST OF ALL THE LOW-ROLLERS TOOK OVER.
Fast food joints and cheap souvenir (for big dollars) stores are inside the casinos.
They farmed out the retail space to any vendor who could pay the price.
They built huge shopping malls to maximize the square footage
and sell their “Made in China” crap to the unwashed masses.
JUST TRY TO GET A COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAIL!
OR A COMP ROOM OR COMP MEAL. “GOOD LUCK”
12:05am: Hey! We made it to Sunday.
We are chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office just after midnight.
And it’s Super Bowl Sunday…. before it’s morning.
LOT’S OF HYPE. We made our picks. Not going to change them now.
We ate pizza, and we’ve been watching YouTube videos again. Livestreams from Las Vegas…. SUPER-SPREADER EVENT EVERY NIGHT!
Saturday night LiveStream from The Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas:
12:50am: We took the dogs outside. And then we put the dogs to bed.
And we made an iced espresso. And we just ate a piece of cold pizza.
We did a lot of work recapping Saturday night and building this Blog Post.
These Blogs don’t write themselves and they don’t appear by magic….
It takes a long time to write, edit, add pics and other stuff, and then finish.
And we’ve really made it a habit to write everyday during the pandemic. SEE OUR PREVIOUS CV! BLOG POSTS! THIS IS “PART 119”. (it’s also our Blog’s 8th anniversary and soon we’ll reach 200000 HITS!)
4:05am: We motivated and became CHORE BOY for just a little bit.
We did a load of laundry and then we cleaned and sanitized the kitchen.
We also CERTIFIED our EDD Claim online for our first two weeks tonight.
We haven’t mailed the check request form yet, and we don’t have a Debit Card, so we are not sure what to do, because if they send a Card and we send the check request form, you just know there will be some kind of problem or delay.
5:50am: We just got busy in the kitchen: we cut some vegetables (celery and carrot sticks), decanted a big can of pineapple juice into a plastic bottle, and made a pot of mac’n’cheese with bacon for later today. And we made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
6:20am: We woke the dogs up and took them outside.
Then we fed them their breakfast and took them outside again.
We got the newspapers. And now the sun is coming up.
10:15am: We tried to run two errands this morning, but only completed one.
We tried to pickup our mail at our PO Box, but the Post Office lobby was locked, and there was a posted notice about changes…. don’t know if it’s COVID or if it’s still the USPS fuckery.
So we didn’t pick up our mail….
And we made a supermarket run before the game today,
to get some things they didn’t include that we wanted and to stock up on some other things.
NOW WE ARE READY WITH FOOD AND BEVERAGE.
We heated up 3 slices of leftover pizza and ate them for breakfast with an iced espresso.
And we took the dogs outside again, and now we’re all here in the Home Office at 11:00am.
2:05pm: And we are awake again. We just took a nap. We drank a cup of espresso.
Time for the pre-Game festivities. But first, we took the dogs outside for some business.
It’s a beautiful day outside! Blue skies, totally clear, 72 degrees and sunny!
And now it’s 2:30pm! Let’s go inside and watch FOOTBALL!
Are you ready Freddy? Are you ready for some NFL Super Bowl Football?
NO. NO PARTYING WITH ANYONE NOT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE BUBBLE!
PLEASE STAY HOME! PLEASE DON’T EXPOSE YOURSELF OR OTHERS!
ZERO CONTACT! JUST STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FAMILY YOU ARE NOT ISOLATED WITH!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FRIENDS!
ZERO CONTACT WITH STRANGERS!
DON’T GO TO CHURCH or TEMPLE or MOSQUE!
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
DON’T GATHER IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE!
C’MON, YOU REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT EITHER TEAM!
The Chiefs? Really? Tampa Bay? Really? The Buccaneers?
Tom Brady? Mahomes? Really? This entire NFL Football Season?
We get it, you got nothing else. “America’s past time.”
NFL Football and the Super Bowl is the only thing. National Holiday.
You’ll probably go apesh*t for The Weekend (without an “e”) on Monday…. AND THEY’RE HAVING IT IN FLORIDA INSTEAD OF CALIFORNIA. And they’re going to have fans in the stands. No worries about COVID-19.
The $uper Bowl (NFL Football) is all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Sports wagering is legal now, so there’s that too. Public Health be damned. THE TEAM OWNERS, THE CORPORATIONS, SPONSORS, NETWORKS,
AND ADVERTISERS MADE BILLIONS DURING THE PANDEMIC.
(Some teams even got Government Pandemic Grants and Loans)
Peyton Manning was the first finalist named by the Pro Football Hall of Fame for 2021, and there is no doubt he’ll be a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer in August. They’ll make the official announcement on Saturday at the NFL Honors, before the Super Bowl on Sunday. And he’ll enter the Hall of Fame as both a Colt and Bronco. Manning is the only starting QB in NFL history to win the Super Bowl with two different teams. Manning led Denver to the playoffs in all four seasons as the Broncos’ QB during his 18 year career. When Manning retired in 2016, he held NFL records with 71940 career passing yards, 539 career passing TDs, and 13 consecutive seasons with at least 25 passing TDs. During Manning’s 2013 MVP season, he threw 55 touchdown passes for 5477 yards, breaking both NFL records!
“the Broncos have fallen off the map ever since winning Super Bowl 50”
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUPER BOWL 55!
Kickoff at 3:30pm PST Live from Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida
(How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers get Home Field advantage?)
First time the Super Bowl is being played in one of the team’s hometown.
And because of COVID-19, the Chiefs couldn’t travel until Friday?
It seems like an unfair advantage for Tom Brady to have…. oh well.
Watch the game: CBS, NFL Network, ESPN Deportes,
NFL Channel, CBSSports.com and the CBSSports App
Kansas City Chiefs (14-2) AFC (Patrick Mahomes QB) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5) NFC (F*CK TOM BRADY!)
The Chief are the better team, Tom Brady is old.
But Tom Brady and Gronkowski have experience playing in the big game.
And the Super Bowl is a different kind of rookie “pressure” situation,
so it will all hinge on Mahomes adjusting and playing his best game.
AND if “THE FIX IS IN” as we discussed in our FOOTBALL PICKS.
The Chiefs are still favored to win, and the point spread is now -3.0 The Over/Under is now 56
Science! This kid is smart!
Eric Church & Jazmine Sullivan will sing the National Anthem and H.E.R. is scheduled to sing “America the Beautiful.” during the Super Bowl pregame,
It costs ~$5.5million for a 30-second commercial spot during Super Bowl 2021 The Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show
The Weeknd performs at halftime (will there be a special guest, he says no)
TOM BRADY IS AN (alleged) CHEATER!
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS!
GAME TIME! – THE BIG GAME!
AT LAST IT’S TIME FOR SUPER BOWL 55! (Are you ready for some commercials?)
“The Super Bowl Today”
Phil Simms picks KC 30-24 (4 out of 5 CBS commentators like the Chiefs)
Alicia Keyes is singing about racism on an NFL broadcast. BLACKLIVESMATTER! These A**holes are patting themselves and the NFL on the back now….STFU now. Maybe Colin Kaepernick will be the special guest in the Halftime show. FIRE PHIL SIMMS. We thought we were way past this stupidity.
3:00pm and we’re moving on. YouTube KICKOFF SHOW!
SoCal Toyota, Spectrum mobile, “Hold the Line” #FinishStrong is a FORD ad, George the groundskeeper YouTube Originals “Life In A Day” now streaming, CBS Sports promo.
And HYPE the Super Bowl.
CBS Sports “Stand By Me” with Jennifer Hudson and we’re already crying…
FIRST RESPONDERS ARE HEROES! F*CK TOM BRADY!
Jim Nantz and Tony Romo
Commercials and a promo for Queen Latifah in “The Equalizer”
“Shadowy Lombardi with voiceover quotes” hyping something in 20 minutes…. 2.7.21
MORE HYPE. Introducing the Kansas City Chiefs to their “racist Indian chant’
Introducing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers-oh we mean Tom Brady….. F*CK TOM BRADY!
3:15pm Team updates from sideline correspondents
More commercials! Pizza Hut w/Craig Robinson, The Weeknd (without an “e”) promo for the Pepsi Halftime Show, cel phone mounts weather tech.com, Nintendo Switch with Serena Williams, PGA Tour,
– President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (a message to America) and a moment of silence…. for all who have lost their lives. –
Lombardi again. Montage of PANDEMIC and football. LOMBARDI SPEECH. H.E.R. performs “America the Beautiful” with an electric guitar
ASL performance by Warren “Wawa” Snipes. MILITARY COLOR GUARD and Field Band from Washington D.C. National Anthem with FIREWORKS.
Eric with an electric guitar and Jazmine Sullivan (country artists)
cut to military troops in Kuwait and cut to Ebony and Ivory happening
and a military flyover. B-52, (another plane) and a Stealth Bomber
Commercials: Disney+, ROCKSTAR, TurboTax, McDonalds,
Return to Glory CBS Sports promo
COIN TOSS time! Amanda Gorman poem (Wounded Warrior Project promo) – WTF is this?
Honorary Captains – Frist Responders James Martin Tremaine Davis Suzie Dorner
7500 vaccinated health care workers were given tickets and they are HEROES.
KC calls Heads, KC wins the toss and defers to Tampa Bay.
KICKOFF is next. We put the dogs in the bedroom and went into the kitchen.
KCIKOFF – Tampa Bay has the ball, 3 plays and will punt. We got snacks.
Mahomes and KC have ball. Blitzing Linebacker!
Then Mahomes runs for a 11 yard First Down on 3rd&7
Commercials. M. Night Shamalan made another film “Old” we won’t see.
M&Ms, logitech, Paramount+ CBS promo
Tom Brady…blah blah blah. Tampa Bay runs the ball for 13 yards on First Down.
“The Romo Report”….HAHAHAHA.
Loss of 3. Complete pass. Tom Brady SACKED on 3rd&8 – TB Punts.
KC starts on the 42 yard line. Moved back to the 38 yard line.
Commercials. Marvel’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, all civilian mission to space Inspiration, Sesame Street “In Your Neighborhood” WTF? DoorDash,
After the Game promos,
BudweiserZero/Verizon/DoorDash tags onscreen.
KC with the ball, end around run, run up the middle, 1st and 10.
Mahomes runs 10 yards for another First Down. Another run.
2nd&4. Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete. Penalty against Tampa Bay.
1st&10 incomplete pass, WTF was that? Receiver didn’t turn around.
2nd&10 QB toss, and tackled for a loss
3rd&11 Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete. 49 yard Field Goal and Kansas City scores first! 3-0
Commercials. 2D Matthew McConaghey Doritos 3D, Will Ferrell Norway? GM EV with Keenan, Akwafina, WTF Paramount+ promo, Pepesi Halftime show promo and back to the game
BudLIght Legends.
KC kickoff goes into the End Zone. Tampa Bay will start on the 25 yard line.
Run for 3. Run for 6. 3rd&1. We need more Doritos. Run for . 1st&10. Incomplete pass. FLAG.
Holding penalty on KC’s defense. 1st&10. Brady throws for a 16 yard completion.
1st&10 Play action screen pass. Run. Pass completed. Screen pass. Tampa Bay
2nd&5. Gronk runs for a Touchdown and the commentators go wild. A**holes. Point after kick is GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 7-3
The commentators are FAILING! Too busy talking, not calling the game.
Commercials. Pringles, BudLight (my old friend Jonathan Floyd!) with a bunch of celebs “BudLIght Legends” get rid of the BudLight Knight, Chipotle, CBS promo “Clarice”,
T-Mobile, GM tags
Kickoff and KC returns the ball to the 37 yard line.
1st&10 Incomplete pass – knocked down. 2nd&10 KC pass over the middle 6 yard gain.
3rd&4 end of First Quarter 7-3
Commercials. Mountain Dew with John Cena, Nick Jonas Dexcom G6 (diabetes?),
We help get jobs…indeed WTF? , Cheesehead w/Aaron Rodgers, Mahomes, Paul Rudd & Drake – State Farm (Drake from State Farm dressed in khakis),
3rd&4 incomplete pass on bad screen pass play call…Fourth Down Punt. PEYTON MANNING HALL OF FAME! And some other great players.
Tampa Bay 1st&10 incomplete pass. Cardboard cutouts.
2nd&10 complete pass
Unnecessary Roughness penalty after the play.
1st&10 Run for 7 yard gain. 2nd&3 run for First Down gain of ? These commentators SUCK.
1st&10 Brady completes a long pass 31 yard gain. TimeOut called.
No recap…just more Tom Brady stats and bullshit. Tom Brady , blah blah, blah.
1st&Goal. 2nd& Goal incomplete pass in the End Zone.
3rd&Goal Run, stopped on the 1 yard line
4th&Goal. Tampa Bay runs. Did he break the plane…. NO! The Chiefs stopped the run on the 1 yard line! NO SCORE!
Commercials. BudLIght seltzer, Scotts with MATT BRAUGNER! And Martha Stewart and Carl Weathers. John Travolta. Sketchers, WeatherTech, CBS Promo for The Equalizer!
After review, the call stands and Tampa Bay is charged with a TimeOut.
KC has the ball on the 1 yard line. 1st&10. Mahomes in the End Zone completes a short pass and the Chiefs gain 14 yards on a weaving run. 1st&10 incomplete pass.
2nd&10 handoff and gain of 2 on the run. 3rd&8 incomplete pass – dropped?
4th&8 56 yard Punt and nice tackle at the 30. FLAG on the kick and Holding on KC.
10 yard penalty and replay the Fourth Down Punt. KC SHANKS THE 2nd (replay) PUNT BIG TIME 29 yards.
Commercials. Tracy Morgan Dave Bautista “I’m Pretty Sure…” Rocket Mortgage,
Oatly dude siinging in a field, Babies born today Huggies, CBS PGA Golf Masters promo,
Tags State Farm, Budweiser Zero, Rocket Mortgage
Romo Report. Screen pass.
Tampa Bay 2nd&13 pass to Gronk, the commentators won’t stop talking….. no info.
Ball deflected, interception! FLAG! Holding on KC defense so the play comes back
5 yard penalty and automatic First Down
1st&10. 2nd&9. Complete short pass. 3rd&6 incomplete pass.
4th&6 Tampa Bay Field Goal attempt. It’s good, but there’s a FLAG. Offside penalty against the Chiefs…. automatic First Down for Tampa Bay. TOUCHDOWN pass to Gronk.Another penalty on KC declined. Point After is Good. Tampa Bay leads 14-3.
Commercials, and we took a break too…. E-Trade, Best Foods Mayo with Amy Schumer, Paramount+ with Beavis&Butthead, something
Nantz and Romo won’t shut up. THEY SUCK.
Nantz Verizon 5G promo during broadcast.
KC Mahomes completes a pass.
KC 1st&10 on the 39 yard line. 4 yard gain on a short pass.
2nd&6 Completed pass for 12 yard gain. 1st&10 Mahomes runs for another First Down!
1st&10 Run for 7 yards. 2nd&3 Completed short pass and run.
1st&10 TWO MINUTE WARNING!
Commercials. TurboTax, DraftKings, Mercari, Tide (loser spot), and we need more tortilla chips too, CBS “Clarice” promo
Tags Toyota, Tide
Two Minutes. (TICK TOCK) Mahomes throws to the side for a loss. Out of bounds.
2nd&11 Completed pass 5 yard gain 3rd&6 HARD RUSH…throws out of bounds.
4th&6 KC Field Goal attempt – 34 yards and its GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 14-6.
Commercials. DrSquatch, Vroom (loser commercial), Brad Garrett for Jimmy John’s.
Gwen Stefani and Adam, Blake Shelton for T-Mobile 5G
Tag Rocket Mortgage Halftime Report promo
Kickoff to Tampa Bay, runback 29 yards to
Montage of personal fouls and pushing.
Run. No gain. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Nantz-Romo jerkoff session.
2nd&10. We have no idea because the commentators aren’t giving any info.
3rd&2 Completed pass to Gronk. 1st&10 long pass attempt, incomplete, late FLAG. Pass Interference.wasnotcatchable.barely a foul. 1st&10 completed pass. 1st&Goal. and the COMMENTATORS SUCK. Tampa Bay calls TimeOut.
9 yard line. Tom Brady. 13 seconds and incomplete pass. FLAG. Pass Interference. Ball at the 1 yard line. 10 seconds. Completed pass for a Touchdown. FLAG. Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty after the play on KC for wiggling a finger.
Point After kick is Good. 21-6 Tampa Bay lead with 6 seconds left in the First Half.
Kickoff out of the End Zone. KC ball on the 25. Clock is done. HALFTIME> 5:16pm PST.
RocketMortgage Halftime Report and Pepsi Halftime Show. We actually did the entire First Half….
Commercials. Paramount+ story continues with Patrick Stewart. DJ Khaled, James Corden,
CBS Queen Latifah “The Equalizer” promo, a special Late Show promo, Cutwater Spirits canned cocktails, FindAMortgaeBroker.com, Tecate Beer “Mexico” DTLA, CBS local promo. RocktMortgage Halftime Report Tom Brady, blah, blah, blah, with Gronk.
“Slimelights” from Nickelodeon – SpongeBob Movie! WTF?
What is this…. we’re going into the kitchen…
First Half highlights?
HALFTIME SHOW (extended Halftime)
We’ll follow up with our review of The Weeknd (without and “e”)’s performance.
SECOND HALF:
Kansas City will receive. They deferred after winning the coin toss. KC 52 yard Field Goal attempt is good 21-9
Commercials. Samuel L.Jackson digital Verizon 5G. Uber Eats “Wayne’s World!” Eat Local with Cards B.YES!!!! EXCELLENT!
CBS programs promos,
Tags Uber Eats, Jeep, Budweiser Zero
“Champa Bay” HAHAHA. not funny.
Kickoff to Tampa Bay 1st&10 Run for 3 yards. 2nd&7 Complete screen pass for 3 yards.
3rd&4 Completed pass over the middle First Down.
1st&10
Pepsi promo in game. Instead of info.
2nd&5 completed pass to Gronk… big gain.
1st&10 Tampa Bay – Fournette runs for a TOUCHDOWN.
Nantz and Romo don’t even know who scored. TOTAL FAIL
Point After is good 28-9 Tampa Bay blowout.
Commercials. T-Mobile Blackish Anthony Anderson, Michelob Ultra with sports champions, “The Equalizer” promo, Paramount+ SpongeBob promo,
And we’re back 19 points behind KC has the ball.
2nd&7 Mahomes is sacked.
Pass deflected, Tampa Bay intercepts. Holding penalty declined. Play stands.
Commercials. RocketMortgage Tracy Morgan “I’m pretty sure…”, DraftKings promo,
Microban sanitizing, fiverrr making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Colbert Late show promo!
Tags T-Mobile, Doritos 3D
Tampa Bay 28-9 6:30 minutes left in the 3rd Quarter.
Tom Brady blah blah blah… Okay we’re done. And so is Kansas City.
Please stop showing Mahomes chewing on his mouthpiece….
Weird snap. Brady recovers. 4th Down. 52 yard Field Goal Tampa Bay 31-9.
Commercials. We went into the kitchen.
Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me” with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cheetos Pop Mix
WeatherTech, SquareSpace with Dolly Parton “9 to 5”
We made some food at Halftime. And we ate it during the Third Quarter.
End of Third Quarter 31-9
Commercials. Lombardi quote replay NFL, Modelo Beer, “Burgers” Postmates (not a car commercial), scientology, SoCal Toyota Dealers local promo,
Fourth Quarter. Can KC comeback? Nope. Ratings are plummeting….
Mahomes is limping. Free-for-All time…. 4th&9 incomplete pass. KC is really done now. Tampa Bay takes over on downs.
Commercials. Jeep – chapel in the middle with Bruce Springsteen WTF? (a cross and a flagNONONO) what is this shit? – Reunited States of America Red Star?, Paramount+
Tags Budweiser Zero, WeatherTech, Klarna (smooth shopping)
Nantz Michelob Ultra voice promo
Back to the game. Mahomes is sacked again. 31-9 with 7 minutes left in the Fourth Quarter
Personal Foul penalty on Tampa Bay. Roughing the QB.
On screen promo for “powered by aws”
More penalties against KC… THE FIX WAS IN. It was the refs.
A “fan ran onto the field” (Is this streaking?) You didn’t see this on your TV.
cut to commercials.
Michelob Ultra – Christopher Walken Serena, Usher, Sylvester Stallone, Don Cheadle lookalikes
Hulu Disney+ ESPN+, Klara – Maya Rudolf “These Boots Are Made For Walking”, CBS “The Equalizer” promo, CBS promo
Nantz Verizon Postgame Show promo
And we are back…31-9 4 minutes left
Commercials. missed a few, Robinhood, CBS Promos, CBS Tough As Nails promo,
“The Game did not live up to the hype” Tom Brady blah blah blah
Shut up Romo. IS this OVER yet? NOW it is just Painful to watch.
NANTZ JUST BROUGHT UP A CAR ACCIDENT Thoughts and Prayers FUCK NANTZ AND ROMO, they should just be fired.
We had to break, time to feed the dogs supper.
They went outside. They got fed. They went outside.
We watched the end of the game on TV in the kitchen.
Now we are back in the Home Office and the dogs are chillin’ after dinner. Tampa Bay won. FINAL SCORE 31-9. Tom Brady. Blah blah blah. WELL THAT SUCKED. Hope you took the UNDER.
Just like the rest of the 2020 NFL season, the big game was a total letdown.
POST GAME.
Trophy ceremony with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. MUTE.
Tom Brady… Blah blah blah blah blah blah…
Too many commercials. We have to turn it off now. at 7:22pm PST.
Buy your NFL merch. NFL SHOP — because that’s what it’s really all about.
Where’s Colin Kaepernick today? BLACKLIVESMATTER only matters at the bottom line in professional sports.
We’re tired. We have a headache. Is “The Equalizer” on yet?
9:25pm: We just woke up again. We fell asleep with the dogs a couple hours ago.
Stephen Colbert’s Super Bowl Special is on TV.
Famous Directors do Player Introductions was hilarious!
Commercial for Foggy Pine Books in Bingham North Carolina – Sam Elliott and Tom Hanks
Robert Downey Jr., Tiffany Haddish and then Metallica
On The Menu: Leftover Pizza, Peanut M&Ms, tortilla chips, nacho cheese Doritos, carrot and celery sticks, dill pickle, iced espresso to drink, teriyaki beef jerky, 2 hotdogs with mustard and onions, mac”n”cheese with bacon, avocado, and one chocolate covered cake donut
NOTE: We had to publish at 11:00pm because WordPress was being weird.
So this Blog Post is still under construction…..as of Monday morning a 1:45am.
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From last year.
The Kansas City Chiefs won 31 – 20,
and destroyed the San Francisco 49ers in the Fourth Quarter
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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
“Face masks help prevent people who have COVID-19, including those who are pre-symptomatic or asymptomatic, from spreading the virus to others. Masks are most likely to reduce the spread of COVID-19 when they are widely used by people in public settings. Wide use of masks especially helps protect those at higher risk of severe illness from COVID-19 as well as workers who frequently come into close contact with other people (e.g., in airports, seaports or other docks, bus terminals, and train stations). Using masks along with other preventive measures, including social distancing, frequent hand hygiene, and cleaning and disinfecting frequently touched surfaces, is one of the most effective strategies available for reducing COVID-19 transmission.” – CDC
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!
WASH YOUR HANDS! with Anti-Bacterial Soap!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!
DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS! 1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)
REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like: cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.
If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away! Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line. You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.
NOTE: if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE – teens, adults, etc. – who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.
Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771
City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org
California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.
**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!
redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App
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MIKE LINDELL IS A GOP TRAITOR!
DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!
MAR-A-LAGO: 561-832-2600
(ask for Trump, tell them you’re a friend of Tom Brady, Jeffrey Epstein and Alan Dershowitz)
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Peyton Manning celebrates after Super Bowl 50 at Levi’s Stadium on February 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, California.
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Taking the day off from Blogging the TRUMP CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC crisis.
and It’s National Pet Day!
National Pet Day! My Quarantine Buddies!
STAY HOME! – STAY HEALTHY!
DON’T PANIC! – REMAIN CALM! AND GO WASH YOUR HANDS!
3:00pm – After we woke up last night, we were up most of the early AM. We finally fell asleep, but had to wake up for the dog’s morning feeding. Took care of that and went back to bed…. slept until about 11am. We are still very much on edge emotionally.
It’s a beautiful day here in the San Fernando Valley and we’re not going to worry about sh*t right now…. NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS FOR REAL! There was a little something in the NY Times about Trump today……
Spent time in the backyard with the dogs and then totally cleaned and sterilized the kitchen. We ate leftover pizza around 5pm (call it lunch).
Fed and played with the dogs of course.
7:30pm One More Saturday Night! (started at 5:30pm, replay available on youtube) Tonights concert: Dead&Co. 11-14-17 Madison Square Garden in NYC Nugs is replaying Dead&Co concerts from the past every Saturday night as a Fundraiser for MusiCares COVID-19 Relief to aid musicians affected by the CoronaVirus Pandemic.
AND ANOTHER DAY IS DONE…. Hey Saturday Night!
8-9:00pm And then we joined a “ZOOM around the burn barrel”
with Professor Pickle (and a real burn barrel with real fire)
and two other peeps for an hour of Burner socializing online!
That is us on ZOOM on Saturday night from the Home Office in Los Angeles.
And it was LIVE with human beings, and also fun and entertaining!
Our third ZOOM experience, so amazingly weird… wearing our burner hat.
NOTE: This is a whole new world of internet participation.
And so we are considering clearing our back desk and creating a scenic background.
Or just go with the virtual background (if we can figure out how to do that)?
FACIAL COVERING IN PUBLIC IS MANDATORY NOW!
And we ate some of the leftover Chinese food for dinner around 11pm.
“Leftover pizza for lunch. Leftover Chinese food for dinner. Leftover is the Jewish holiday that comes after Passover.”
DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS! 1 – HANDS – Wash them often
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it
4 – SPACE – Keep safe distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – Stay home if you can (or if it’s mandatory)
Sunday, April 12, 2020 – HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY!
Woke up at 3:30am, so we slept maybe an hour and a half, and now it’s 5:40am.
I HAVE RISEN! Did a little youtube viewing in the past 2 hours.
We were considering going to the Supermarket…
There is a list of stuff to get, but we have everything we need to go another day,
and the Supermarket will still be there tomorrow (most likely, but no longer 100%).
So, now the decision must be made…. and NO. We are not going today.
We will face the paranoia tomorrow or Tuesday morning and venture out later.
Today we will chill with the dogs again.
“Conan the Barbarian” with Arnold was just starting this morning!
A film about killing false prophets…how appropriate.
And Conan gets crucified and resurrected too!
Arnold as Conan the Barbarian
We also watched and HIGHLY RECOMMEND
the “Saturday Night Passover Seder” THIS WAS INCREDIBLE!
You don’t have to be Jewish to love this. Happy Passover everyone!
5:00pm – Recap the afternoon, shall we?
So, we played with dogs inside and outside.
We did a little “Spring cleaning” at the Home Office.
We did a little “gardening” outside too.
Yesterday was beautiful with blue skies.
Today was just overcast and “gray all day” in L.A.
We had a toasted bagel with cream cheese, orange juice and an espresso for breakfast this morning, and we had a bite of leftover orange beef and a bite of brownie around 4pm.
And we are drinking another espresso while writing this with one dog at our feet and two asleep on the bed. Our big dog is hanging out somewhere else today.
7:00pm We fell asleep with the dogs for an hour and a half.
Woke up and fed the dogs and took them outside.
Easter Dinner for one. On The Menu: Leftover Chinese food (day 2) – Orange beef and fried rice with an iced espresso. And then we baked banana bread. Mmmmmm….Banana Bread!
Leftover Chinese food (day 2) – Orange beef and fried rice
Baking and cooking is good for relaxation. It can be meditative too.
The Zen of Making! And the end result is the instant reward.
Baking and Making Banana Bread!
Read the previous Blog Post “Baking Banana Bread” for the recipe and video!
Mmmmm…. Warm Banana Bread!
The Easter Weekend Trifecta (a classic triple feature):
And the BEST EASTER FILM EVER:
And….. “Always Look On The Bright Side of Life!”
Just a quick reminder:
DONALD TRUMP on
February 26, 2020: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days
is going to be down to close to zero.” and “We’re going very substantially down, not up.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”
March 13: “I take no responsibility.” (YES HE REALLY SAID IT!)
115000+ Reported Deaths as of Monday, April 13, 2020 at 6:20am PST
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
Trump was briefed about Coronavirus almost 3 months ago! He called it a hoax, a conspiracy theory, and then chose to ignore and lie about it! TOTAL FAILURE! Trump fired the NSC Pandemic Team in 2018!
Why did the United States refuse the World Heath Organization test kits?
Why did the Trump Administration wait to act? Why did the Trump Administration tell the Washington state doctors not to test?
Why did the GOP Republicans call it a “Democratic Hoax?”
Why didn’t the CDC test kits work?
Why did they wait to get new test kits from Roche? (~400000 available soon)
Why did he put Mike Pence in charge?
THERE IS NO POSITIVE SPIN FOR A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND THE TOTAL FAILURE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC HEALTH! THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS FAILED TO PROTECT THE UNITED STATES!
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT FOLLOW MEDICAL ADVICE FROM TRUMP! HE IS NOT A DOCTOR!
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If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away! Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line. You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.
If you text 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.
HAPPY EASTER FROM OUR GANG!
Easter Egg Hunt Anyone?
And it’s 4-20 all month long! Happy Easter!
“Nobody F*cks With The Jesus!”
City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org
California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.
Carry A Spear in Public! – “Social Distancing” from the past
REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like: cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHO IS INFECTED!
YOU REALLY DO NOT KNOW! HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED? ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
THERE WON’T BE MEDICAL CARE AVAILABLE! STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY! DON’T PANIC! REMAIN CALM!
IF YOU HAVE SYMPTOMS STAY HOME! CALL YOUR DOCTOR.
THIS IS NOT A HOAX! “DON’T BE AN A**HOLE!”
THIS VIRUS MAY KILL YOU OR SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!
Headspace 2: The Search for Something Just a Blog Post, nothing to see here.
JoshWillTravel
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
When you are asked “How are you?” DO YOU REALLY ANSWER TRUTHFULLY?
DON’T WORRY. BE HAPPY.
Good (Monday) morning! One year. Missing my father. Rough weekend for me.
Lee Weisel RIP
May 1st is May Day! Laugh, Dance and Sing, it’s May Day! Celebrate Springtime!🌷🌷🌷🌷
REAL QUOTES FROM CONFUCIUS:
“It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.”
“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.”
“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”
Happy Birthday to the Little Boy!
Such a Good Dog, Big Boy!
The Little Boy had his first birthday last week.
He is so full of energy and a fireball of Love.
The Big Boy is getting older and is such a good dog.
And The Little Girls are just the sweetest creatures.
And the two Little Girls make four!
MAKE SOME ART! CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL!
WOOF! A Dog Doodle (ink on paper)
ART: (noun) the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power
ART: something that is created with imagination and skill and that is beautiful or that expresses important ideas or feelings
Happy Cinco de Mayo! (Fifth of Tequila May)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!
The Battle of Puebla during the Second French intervention in Mexico (the French-Mexican War 1861-1867), took place on May 5th, 1862, near Puebla City, Mexico. The outnumbered Mexican Army of Benito Juárez defeated the invading French forces of Napoleon III. France controlled Mexico until 1867, until Mexican troops overthrew the government. The Mexican victory at Puebla is celebrated every year on the fifth of May.
Sushi cut rolls yum! Pick it up, eat it at home. Thursday night dinner
California and Spicy Tuna cut rolls “To Go” for dinner
Ahi Tuna Poké (hybrid Hawaiian style) Recipe: Ahi tuna (cut into cubes), chopped onion, chopped celery, avocado, soy sauce, sesame oil, rice vinegar, garlic powder, red pepper, and red pepper flakes
Mix ingredients together in a bowl, adding avocado last. Enjoy!
And Tuna Sashimi too
Tuna Sashimi, rice, avocado, carrots and celery for dinner
And Look, Funny Cutting Boards:
A Kitchen Tribute to Lionel Ritchie, Jessie from “Breaking Bad”, “The Guardians of the Galaxy”, and “The Walking Dead”
DO YOU NEED HELP?
I’ll just leave these numbers here just in case.
And in the very near future…
HBO’s “Deadwood” The Movie premieres on May 31st!
From W Earl Brown: “You might own playing cards, but I know damned well you don’t own a set of Deadwood cards signed by the cast because there is only one of those in existence. And it could be YOURS if you bid enough.”
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