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CV! Part 119 – SUPER BOWL WEEKEND! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 119 – SUPER BOWL WEEKEND! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! DO NOT TRAVEL!
DON’T GAMBLE IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE!

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NOTE: This is going to be a LONG Blog Post.
Friday, Saturday and Sunday of Super Bowl Weekend!
Plus the actual Big Game, and the aftermath.
And then Sunday night if we don’t fall asleep.
There will be politics, and CoronaVirus info too.
So, Are You Ready? Are you ready for some Sunday Blog Post?

Friday, February 5, 2021
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

START THE MUSIC> “Count Your Blessing and Smile” – George Formby

4:20am: Well we’ve been up all morning. We just had another espresso.
The Big Dog threw up twice in the Home Office in the last hour….
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
So, we cleaned it up along with a lot of swearing.

8:30am: We slept for maybe an hour…..
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
We made another cup of espresso.
We ate a toasted bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam.

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3:45pm: We tried to sleep and got woken up twice.
We haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in a week. And we have a headache.
We drank a cup of espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We are all chillin’ in the Home Office now.

“Lou Dobbs Tonight” was cancelled by FoxNews!
2 Days after a billion dollar lawsuit was filed.
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Christopher Plummer RIP (Arthur Christopher Orme Plummer CC)
December 13, 1929 – February 5, 2021
He was 91 years old (and he was Canadian, born in Toronto)
We had the privilege to meet and work with him, Chris Lemmon, and Martin Landau RIP on the feature film “Firehead” back in 1990-91. He was a great actor, a total professional, and a very nice man. May the Four Winds blow him safely home.

Government Officials in Oahu, Hawaii:
COVID-19 UK Variant – one case confirmed, today (and there are more)

How’s your Friday afternoon?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Good Shabbos.

10:11pm: We picked up the grocery order at the market this evening.
Almost ready for Super Bowl Sunday now.
We got food and drink for the Big Game at home. STAY THE FUCK HOME!
And we might make an in-person market run before game time depending….
So the dogs got fed. And they were outside. And we ate dinner too.

On The Menu: Moroccan chicken, couscous, sautéed asparagus,
and peanut M&Ms for dessert. And later an espresso to drink.
Drink coffee. Drink water. Eat chocolate.

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We are hanging’ with the dogs in the Home Office and now we are going to watch
“The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot” starring Sam Elliott
if we can turn off the YouTube. So much stuff going on.

The 2021 Puppy Bowl XVII on the Animal Planet channel
hosted by Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!
Sunday at 11:00am PST – Are you Team Ruff or Team Fluff?

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FOOTBALL PICKS!
OUR SUPER BOWL PREDICTION: as of Friday 11pm
(we are not liable for any gambling losses, this is for amusement only!)
Kansas City Chiefs will win 23-17 (so take the UNDER)
Tom Brady will CHOKE. “The Fix Is In” (yes, we said it)
There will be a lot of money bet on Brady and Tampa Bay,
so an interception or fumble, can make a big difference in a 4 point game.
And The Weekend (without an “e”) will have a special guest…. Beyonce?
Coin toss: Tampa Bay
First Score: Kansas City
First Quarter: 14-3 Halftime: 17-10
Third Quarter: 20-17 Final Score: 23-17
First Turnover: Tampa Bay (interception)
And we’re taking Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl

“I’m done betting on Pete Townshend” – Cousin Sal
(2-1 odds that Pete would smash his guitar during The WHO’s Halftime show)


Friday Night (Super Bowl Weekend) watching JacobsLifeInLasVegas Livestream
from The Fremont Street Experience in Downtown Las Vegas:

So, here is Las Vegas (Glitter Gulch) – The Fremont Street Experience Downtown!
Super Bowl Weekend Friday night at 10:30-11:00pm and the COVID-19 Pandemic.
We’ve been saying for weeks that Las Vegas is a massive SUPER-SPREADER.
Frontline Casino and Hotel and Restaurant Workers haven’t gotten the vaccine yet.
Tourists from Los Angeles, and other parts of California, and Texas (where they don’t wear masks), and lots of other places where the CoronaVirus is not contained, travel to Las Vegas and THERE’S NO SOCIAL DISTANCING! MASK WEARING IS STILL HAPHAZARD, ALTHOUGH REQUIRED IN THE CASINOS NOW, so it’s better than it was before, but still SUPER-SPREADER. AND PEOPLE STAND AND SMOKE IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A MASK. There were a lot of Police, Sheriffs, Marshalls and other law enforcement out in force.
One Metro Bicycle Officer, wearing yellow, said he had been reassigned to Fremont Street and it was an “all hands on deck weekend” because of the Super Bowl, and the CoronaVirus.
There is also a heightened “terror watch” because of the Trumpers and large party crowds.
It made us very nervous to see the big crowds, and no operating metal detectors, or Security checkpoints/bag checks, which they had around the winter holidays and New Years.
And while there were lots of cops, the through streets and the streets around the bars and casinos outside of the covered pedestrian mall weren’t blocked off to vehicle traffic.
SORRY, NOT SORRY, THIS DOES NOT SEEM SAFE TO OUR WORRIED MIND!

And we also watched our interweb friend Damon “Smoke ‘N’ Scan” on YouTube:
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Saturday, February 6, 2021
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

2:30am: ———— (we worked on this Blog Post all night and into the early AM)
3;35am: ————
4:45am: Time for “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot”
Our eyes are tired from bluescreen and typing, so we need to stop now.

9:15am: We slept a little. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again. We got the newspapers.
We made a cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
OK, Saturday morning. The home heater triggered our asthma, and we woke up coughing and choking for air. We have a headache now.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

1:30pm: We tried to go back to sleep, and may have for a little bit.
Then the mobile dog groomers came. Today’s the day for the dogs to get groomed.
The big dog got a power wash, and the little dogs are getting cleaned and cut.
So there was a lot of noise and commotion when the groomers arrived, and now we are waiting for them to finish with the dogs so we can go back to bed….
Oh, we made and drank another cup of espresso too.

3:15pm: Our calm is restored. We are ready for Saturday.
And getting hyped for tomorrow…
it’s our long-standing tradition to watch “Where The Buffalo Roam” the night before.
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Recapping Saturday Night: (we didn’t write anything until after midnight)
We took the dogs outside. And they got fed their supper.
We took the dogs outside again. And we ordered a pizza delivery.
The pizza came and we ate some. It was pretty pretty pretty good.
And we have some leftover for tomorrow and the big game too.
And then we took the dogs outside again, and we had them in Home Office.
We watched some TV and then some YouTube Livestreams and then it was late.

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“Tickets? Passes? And a key?” – “Must be some sh*t going down somewhere.”

On The Menu: We ordered an extra-large sausage and meatball pizza.
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We didn’t watch much news today.
We also stayed away from Twitter, until late in the day,
and then we escaped the Twitter storm ASAP, before we got too worked up….
Today’s topic:
WHY IS LOUIS DEJOY STILL POSTMASTER GENERAL?
WHEN WILL PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FORCE THE
POST OFFICE BOARD OF (Trump Stooges) TO RESIGN?

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THE GOP TRAITORS (REPUBLICANS):
LOST THE HOUSE – NANCY PELOSI IS DONE WITH THE BULLSH*T!
LOST THE SENATE – VP KAMALA HARRIS CASTS THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE!
LOST THE WHITE HOUSE – PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020 ELECTION!
NRA FILES BANKRUPTCY“Thought and Prayers” (they can’t move to Texas)
TRUMP BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA – THIS. BEST THING IN FOUR YEARS!
PARLAR SHUT DOWN – Fuck you Nazi scum. Fuck you ROGER STONE!
BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUITS AGAINST FOXNEWS – CANCEL FOXNEWS!
And LOU DOBBS CANCELLED – Now do Hannity, Tucker, Ingraham and Pirro.
And there is more coming. (thanks to Don Winslow on Twitter)

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AND WHEN WILL THEY FIX THE FCC AND THE PARK SERVICE?
FORCE AJIT PAI AND THE TRUMP STOOGES TO RESIGN NOW!
WHERE ARE TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS? ISN’T IT TIME NOW?

PANDEMIC READING:
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“Are you ready for some football?” 

Sunday, February 7, 2021 – SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
Do not party with friends or family outside your bubble!

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NOTE: This is a screenshot from Pompsie’s YouTube Livestream tonight.
SUCH A TEASE! STAY THE FUCK HOME! WE WISH WE WERE RIGHT THERE!
This is the Main Casino (table games) Salon for “High Rollers” and VIPs.
It was once upon a time one of our favorite places to play….
Caesars Palace used to be a world class joint
and the best Hotel and Casino in town.
But WHO LET ALL THE RIFF-RAFF IN? What happened to the class and style?
Okay, first they tried to turn it into Disneyland,
then they turned it into Disneyland for Adults,
then they forgot the first rule of running a casino in Las Vegas
(and this was told to me by a veteran pit boss way back when):
“IT’S ALL ABOUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!”
The money is made in the casino. The HOUSE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END.
They monetized food & entertainment, and they cater to the “Burger King” crowd,
They nickel and dime the players. They even changed the rules to fix the odds.
The big corporate resorts forgot the Player’s Names and gave them plastic cards.
They took away the silver coins and gave them slips of paper with barcodes.
They added BULLSH*T RESORT FEES! They make people PAY-TO-PARK!
Clubs, and Ultra-Lounges, and Pool Parties became revenue streams.
Outside Attractions Opened…. drawing the tourists away from the casinos.
The “Law and Order” provided by the old Las Vegas Police and The Mob is gone.
CRIME, AND DRUGS, AND THE HOMELESS, AND GANG-BANGERS,
AND WORST OF ALL THE LOW-ROLLERS TOOK OVER.
Fast food joints and cheap souvenir (for big dollars) stores are inside the casinos.
They farmed out the retail space to any vendor who could pay the price.
They built huge shopping malls to maximize the square footage
and sell their “Made in China” crap to the unwashed masses.
JUST TRY TO GET A COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAIL!
OR A COMP ROOM OR COMP MEAL. “GOOD LUCK”

12:05am: Hey! We made it to Sunday.
We are chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office just after midnight.
And it’s Super Bowl Sunday…. before it’s morning.
LOT’S OF HYPE. We made our picks. Not going to change them now.
We ate pizza, and we’ve been watching YouTube videos again.
Livestreams from Las Vegas…. SUPER-SPREADER EVENT EVERY NIGHT!

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Saturday night LiveStream from The Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas:
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12:50am: We took the dogs outside. And then we put the dogs to bed.
And we made an iced espresso. And we just ate a piece of cold pizza.
We did a lot of work recapping Saturday night and building this Blog Post.
These Blogs don’t write themselves and they don’t appear by magic….
It takes a long time to write, edit, add pics and other stuff, and then finish.
And we’ve really made it a habit to write everyday during the pandemic.
SEE OUR PREVIOUS CV! BLOG POSTS! THIS IS “PART 119”.
(it’s also our Blog’s 8th anniversary and soon we’ll reach 200000 HITS!) 

4:05am: We motivated and became CHORE BOY for just a little bit.
We did a load of laundry and then we cleaned and sanitized the kitchen.
We also CERTIFIED our EDD Claim online for our first two weeks tonight.
We haven’t mailed the check request form yet, and we don’t have a Debit Card, so we are not sure what to do, because if they send a Card and we send the check request form, you just know there will be some kind of problem or delay.

5:50am: We just got busy in the kitchen: we cut some vegetables (celery and carrot sticks), decanted a big can of pineapple juice into a plastic bottle, and made a pot of mac’n’cheese with bacon for later today. And we made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

6:20am: We woke the dogs up and took them outside.
Then we fed them their breakfast and took them outside again.
We got the newspapers. And now the sun is coming up.

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10:15am: We tried to run two errands this morning, but only completed one.
We tried to pickup our mail at our PO Box, but the Post Office lobby was locked, and there was a posted notice about changes…. don’t know if it’s COVID or if it’s still the USPS fuckery.
So we didn’t pick up our mail….
And we made a supermarket run before the game today,
to get some things they didn’t include that we wanted and to stock up on some other things.
NOW WE ARE READY WITH FOOD AND BEVERAGE.
We heated up 3 slices of leftover pizza and ate them for breakfast with an iced espresso.
And we took the dogs outside again, and now we’re all here in the Home Office at 11:00am.

2:05pm: And we are awake again. We just took a nap. We drank a cup of espresso.
Time for the pre-Game festivities. But first, we took the dogs outside for some business.
It’s a beautiful day outside! Blue skies, totally clear, 72 degrees and sunny!
And now it’s 2:30pm! Let’s go inside and watch FOOTBALL!

Are you ready Freddy?
Are you ready for some NFL Super Bowl Football?
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NO. NO PARTYING WITH ANYONE NOT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE BUBBLE!
PLEASE STAY HOME! PLEASE DON’T EXPOSE YOURSELF OR OTHERS!
ZERO CONTACT! JUST STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FAMILY YOU ARE NOT ISOLATED WITH!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FRIENDS!
ZERO CONTACT WITH STRANGERS!
DON’T GO TO CHURCH or TEMPLE or MOSQUE!
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
DON’T GATHER IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE!

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C’MON, YOU REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT EITHER TEAM!
The Chiefs? Really? Tampa Bay? Really? The Buccaneers?
Tom Brady? Mahomes? Really? This entire NFL Football Season?
We get it, you got nothing else. “America’s past time.”
NFL Football and the Super Bowl is the only thing. National Holiday.
You’ll probably go apesh*t for The Weekend (without an “e”) on Monday….
AND THEY’RE HAVING IT IN FLORIDA INSTEAD OF CALIFORNIA.
And they’re going to have fans in the stands. No worries about COVID-19.
The $uper Bowl (NFL Football) is all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Sports wagering is legal now, so there’s that too. Public Health be damned.
THE TEAM OWNERS, THE CORPORATIONS, SPONSORS, NETWORKS,
AND ADVERTISERS MADE BILLIONS DURING THE PANDEMIC.
(Some teams 
even got Government Pandemic Grants and Loans)


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Peyton Manning was the first finalist named by the Pro Football Hall of Fame for 2021, and there is no doubt he’ll be a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer in August. They’ll make the official announcement on Saturday at the NFL Honors, before the Super Bowl on Sunday. And he’ll enter the Hall of Fame as both a Colt and Bronco. Manning is the only starting QB in NFL history to win the Super Bowl with two different teams. Manning led Denver to the playoffs in all four seasons as the Broncos’ QB during his 18 year career. When Manning retired in 2016, he held NFL records with 71940 career passing yards, 539 career passing TDs, and 13 consecutive seasons with at least 25 passing TDs. During Manning’s 2013 MVP season, he threw 55 touchdown passes for 5477 yards, breaking both NFL records!

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“the Broncos have fallen off the map ever since winning Super Bowl 50”

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SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUPER BOWL 55!
Kickoff at 3:30pm PST
Live from Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida
(How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers get Home Field advantage?)
First time the Super Bowl is being played in one of the team’s hometown.
And because of COVID-19, the Chiefs couldn’t travel until Friday?
It seems like an unfair advantage for Tom Brady to have…. oh well.
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Watch the game: CBS, NFL Network, ESPN Deportes,
NFL Channel, CBSSports.com and the CBSSports App

Kansas City Chiefs (14-2) AFC (Patrick Mahomes QB)
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers (11-5) NFC (F*CK TOM BRADY!)
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The Chief are the better team, Tom Brady is old.
But Tom Brady and Gronkowski have experience playing in the big game.
And the Super Bowl is a different kind of rookie “pressure” situation,
so it will all hinge on Mahomes adjusting and playing his best game.
AND if “THE FIX IS IN” as we discussed in our FOOTBALL PICKS.

The Chiefs are still favored to win, and the point spread is now -3.0
The Over/Under is now 56

Science! This kid is smart!
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Eric Church & Jazmine Sullivan will sing the National Anthem and H.E.R. is scheduled to sing “America the Beautiful.” during the Super Bowl pregame,
It costs ~$5.5million for a 30-second commercial spot during Super Bowl 2021
The Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show
The Weeknd
performs at halftime (will there be a special guest, he says no)
TOM BRADY IS AN (alleged) CHEATER!
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS!
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GAME TIME! – THE BIG GAME!
AT LAST IT’S TIME FOR SUPER BOWL 55!
(Are you ready for some commercials?)

“The Super Bowl Today”
Phil Simms picks KC 30-24 (4 out of 5 CBS commentators like the Chiefs)
Alicia Keyes is singing about racism on an NFL broadcast. BLACKLIVESMATTER!
These A**holes are patting themselves and the NFL on the back now….STFU now.
Maybe Colin Kaepernick will be the special guest in the Halftime show.
FIRE PHIL SIMMS. We thought we were way past this stupidity.
3:00pm and we’re moving on. YouTube KICKOFF SHOW!
SoCal Toyota, Spectrum mobile, “Hold the Line” #FinishStrong is a FORD ad, George the groundskeeper YouTube Originals “Life In A Day” now streaming, CBS Sports promo.
And HYPE the Super Bowl.
CBS Sports “Stand By Me” with Jennifer Hudson and we’re already crying…
FIRST RESPONDERS ARE HEROES! F*CK TOM BRADY! 
Jim Nantz and Tony Romo
Commercials and a promo for Queen Latifah in “The Equalizer”
“Shadowy Lombardi with voiceover quotes” hyping something in 20 minutes…. 2.7.21
MORE HYPE. Introducing the Kansas City Chiefs to their “racist Indian chant’
Introducing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers-oh we mean Tom Brady….. F*CK TOM BRADY!

3:15pm Team updates from sideline correspondents
More commercials! Pizza Hut w/Craig Robinson, The Weeknd (without an “e”) promo for the Pepsi Halftime Show, cel phone mounts weather tech.com, Nintendo Switch with Serena Williams, PGA Tour,

President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (a message to America)
and a moment of silence…. for all who have lost their lives.

Lombardi again. Montage of PANDEMIC and football. LOMBARDI SPEECH.
H.E.R. performs “America the Beautiful” with an electric guitar
ASL performance by Warren “Wawa” Snipes.
MILITARY COLOR GUARD and Field Band from Washington D.C.
National Anthem with FIREWORKS.
Eric with an electric guitar and Jazmine Sullivan (country artists)
cut to military troops in Kuwait and cut to Ebony and Ivory happening
and a military flyover. B-52, (another plane) and a Stealth Bomber
Commercials: Disney+, ROCKSTAR, TurboTax, McDonalds,
Return to Glory CBS Sports promo

COIN TOSS time!
Amanda Gorman poem (Wounded Warrior Project promo) – WTF is this?
Honorary Captains – Frist Responders James Martin Tremaine Davis Suzie Dorner
7500 vaccinated health care workers were given tickets and they are HEROES.
KC calls Heads, KC wins the toss and defers to Tampa Bay.
KICKOFF is next. We put the dogs in the bedroom and went into the kitchen.
KCIKOFF – Tampa Bay has the ball, 3 plays and will punt. We got snacks.
Mahomes and KC have ball. Blitzing Linebacker!
Then Mahomes runs for a 11 yard First Down on 3rd&7
Commercials. M. Night Shamalan made another film “Old” we won’t see.
M&Ms, logitech, Paramount+ CBS promo

Tom Brady…blah blah blah. Tampa Bay runs the ball for 13 yards on First Down.
“The Romo Report”….HAHAHAHA.
Loss of 3. Complete pass. Tom Brady SACKED on 3rd&8 – TB Punts.
KC starts on the 42 yard line. Moved back to the 38 yard line.
Commercials. Marvel’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, all civilian mission to space Inspiration, Sesame Street “In Your Neighborhood” WTF? DoorDash,
After the Game promos,
BudweiserZero/Verizon/DoorDash tags onscreen.

KC with the ball, end around run, run up the middle, 1st and 10.
Mahomes runs 10 yards for another First Down. Another run.
2nd&4. Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete. Penalty against Tampa Bay.
1st&10 incomplete pass, WTF was that? Receiver didn’t turn around.
2nd&10 QB toss, and tackled for a loss
3rd&11 Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete.
49 yard Field Goal and Kansas City scores first!  3-0
Commercials. 2D Matthew McConaghey Doritos 3D, Will Ferrell Norway? GM EV with Keenan, Akwafina,  WTF Paramount+ promo, Pepesi Halftime show promo and back to the game
BudLIght Legends.

KC kickoff goes into the End Zone. Tampa Bay will start on the 25 yard line.
Run for 3. Run for 6. 3rd&1. We need more Doritos. Run for . 1st&10. Incomplete pass. FLAG.
Holding penalty on KC’s defense. 1st&10. Brady throws for a 16 yard completion.
1st&10 Play action screen pass. Run. Pass completed. Screen pass. Tampa Bay
2nd&5. Gronk runs for a Touchdown and the commentators go wild. A**holes.
Point after kick is GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 7-3
The commentators are FAILING! Too busy talking, not calling the game.
Commercials. Pringles, BudLight (my old friend Jonathan Floyd!) with a bunch of celebs “BudLIght Legends” get rid of the BudLight Knight, Chipotle, CBS promo “Clarice”,
T-Mobile, GM tags

Kickoff and KC returns the ball to the 37 yard line.
1st&10 Incomplete pass – knocked down. 2nd&10 KC pass over the middle 6 yard gain.
3rd&4 end of First Quarter 7-3
Commercials. Mountain Dew with John Cena, Nick Jonas Dexcom G6 (diabetes?),
We help get jobs…indeed WTF? , Cheesehead w/Aaron Rodgers, Mahomes, Paul Rudd & Drake – State Farm (Drake from State Farm dressed in khakis),

3rd&4  incomplete pass on bad screen pass play call…Fourth Down Punt.
PEYTON MANNING HALL OF FAME! And some other great players.
Tampa Bay 1st&10 incomplete pass. Cardboard cutouts.
2nd&10 complete pass
Unnecessary Roughness penalty after the play.
1st&10 Run for 7 yard gain. 2nd&3 run for First Down gain of ?
These commentators SUCK.
1st&10 Brady completes a long pass 31 yard gain. TimeOut called.
No recap…just more Tom Brady stats and bullshit. Tom Brady , blah blah, blah.
1st&Goal. 2nd& Goal incomplete pass in the End Zone.
3rd&Goal Run, stopped on the 1 yard line
4th&Goal. Tampa Bay runs. Did he break the plane…. NO!
The Chiefs stopped the run on the 1 yard line!  NO SCORE!
Commercials. BudLIght seltzer, Scotts with MATT BRAUGNER! And Martha Stewart and Carl Weathers. John Travolta. Sketchers, WeatherTech, CBS Promo for The Equalizer!

After review, the call stands and Tampa Bay is charged with a TimeOut.
KC has the ball on the 1 yard line. 1st&10. Mahomes in the End Zone completes a short pass and the Chiefs gain 14 yards on a weaving run. 1st&10 incomplete pass.
2nd&10 handoff and gain of 2 on the run. 3rd&8 incomplete pass – dropped?
4th&8 56 yard Punt and nice tackle at the 30. FLAG on the kick and Holding on KC.
10 yard penalty and replay the Fourth Down Punt.
KC SHANKS THE 2nd (replay) PUNT BIG TIME 29 yards.
Commercials. Tracy Morgan Dave Bautista “I’m Pretty Sure…” Rocket Mortgage,
Oatly dude siinging in a field, Babies born today Huggies, CBS PGA Golf Masters promo,
Tags State Farm, Budweiser Zero, Rocket Mortgage

Romo Report. Screen pass.
Tampa Bay 2nd&13 pass to Gronk, the commentators won’t stop talking….. no info.
Ball deflected, interception! FLAG! Holding on KC defense so the play comes back
5 yard penalty and automatic First Down
1st&10. 2nd&9. Complete short pass. 3rd&6 incomplete pass.
4th&6 Tampa Bay Field Goal attempt. It’s good, but there’s a FLAG.
Offside penalty against the Chiefs…. automatic First Down for Tampa Bay.
TOUCHDOWN pass to Gronk. Another penalty on KC declined.
Point After is Good. Tampa Bay leads 14-3.
Commercials, and we took a break too…. E-Trade, Best Foods Mayo with Amy Schumer, Paramount+ with Beavis&Butthead, something

Nantz and Romo won’t shut up. THEY SUCK.
Nantz Verizon 5G promo during broadcast.
KC Mahomes completes a pass.
KC 1st&10 on the 39 yard line. 4 yard gain on a short pass.
2nd&6 Completed pass for 12 yard gain. 1st&10 Mahomes runs for another First Down!
1st&10 Run for 7 yards. 2nd&3 Completed short pass and run.
1st&10 TWO MINUTE WARNING!
Commercials. TurboTax, DraftKings, Mercari, Tide (loser spot), and we need more tortilla chips too, CBS “Clarice” promo
Tags Toyota, Tide

Two Minutes. (TICK TOCK) Mahomes throws to the side for a loss. Out of bounds.
2nd&11 Completed pass 5 yard gain 3rd&6 HARD RUSH…throws out of bounds.
4th&6 KC Field Goal attempt – 34 yards and its GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 14-6.
Commercials. DrSquatch, Vroom (loser commercial), Brad Garrett for Jimmy John’s.
Gwen Stefani and Adam, Blake Shelton for T-Mobile 5G
Tag Rocket Mortgage Halftime Report promo

Kickoff to Tampa Bay, runback 29 yards to
Montage of personal fouls and pushing.
Run. No gain. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Nantz-Romo jerkoff session.
2nd&10. We have no idea because the commentators aren’t giving any info.
3rd&2 Completed pass to Gronk. 1st&10 long pass attempt, incomplete, late FLAG.
Pass Interference.wasnotcatchable.barely a foul. 1st&10 completed pass.
1st&Goal. and the COMMENTATORS SUCK. Tampa Bay calls TimeOut.
9 yard line. Tom Brady. 13 seconds and incomplete pass. FLAG.
Pass Interference. Ball at the 1 yard line. 10 seconds. Completed pass for a Touchdown.
FLAG. Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty after the play on KC for wiggling a finger.
Point After kick is Good. 21-6 Tampa Bay lead with 6 seconds left in the First Half.
Kickoff out of the End Zone. KC ball on the 25. Clock is done. HALFTIME> 5:16pm PST.

RocketMortgage Halftime Report and Pepsi Halftime Show.
We actually did the entire First Half….
Commercials. Paramount+ story continues with Patrick Stewart. DJ Khaled, James Corden,
CBS Queen Latifah “The Equalizer” promo, a special Late Show promo, Cutwater Spirits canned cocktails, FindAMortgaeBroker.com, Tecate Beer “Mexico” DTLA, CBS local promo.
RocktMortgage Halftime Report  Tom Brady, blah, blah, blah, with Gronk.
“Slimelights” from Nickelodeon – SpongeBob Movie! WTF?
What is this…. we’re going into the kitchen…
First Half highlights?

HALFTIME SHOW (extended Halftime)
We’ll follow up with our review of The Weeknd (without and “e”)’s performance.

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SECOND HALF:
Kansas City will receive. They deferred after winning the coin toss.
KC 52 yard Field Goal attempt is good 21-9
Commercials. Samuel L.Jackson digital Verizon 5G.
Uber Eats “Wayne’s World!” Eat Local with Cards B.YES!!!! EXCELLENT!
CBS programs promos,
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“Champa Bay” HAHAHA. not funny.
Kickoff to Tampa Bay 1st&10 Run for 3 yards. 2nd&7 Complete screen pass for 3 yards.
3rd&4 Completed pass over the middle First Down.
1st&10
Pepsi promo in game. Instead of info.
2nd&5 completed pass to Gronk… big gain.
1st&10 Tampa Bay – Fournette runs for a TOUCHDOWN.
Nantz and Romo don’t even know who scored. TOTAL FAIL
Point After is good 28-9 Tampa Bay blowout.
Commercials. T-Mobile Blackish Anthony Anderson, Michelob Ultra with sports champions,
“The Equalizer” promo, Paramount+ SpongeBob promo,

And we’re back 19 points behind KC has the ball.
2nd&7 Mahomes is sacked.
Pass deflected, Tampa Bay intercepts. Holding penalty declined. Play stands.
Commercials. RocketMortgage Tracy Morgan “I’m pretty sure…”, DraftKings promo,
Microban sanitizing, fiverrr making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Colbert Late show promo!
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Tampa Bay 28-9  6:30 minutes left in the 3rd Quarter.
Tom Brady blah blah blah… Okay we’re done. And so is Kansas City.
Please stop showing Mahomes chewing on his mouthpiece….

Weird snap. Brady recovers. 4th Down.
52 yard Field Goal Tampa Bay 31-9.
Commercials. We went into the kitchen.
Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me” with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cheetos Pop Mix
WeatherTech, SquareSpace with Dolly Parton “9 to 5”

We made some food at Halftime. And we ate it during the Third Quarter.

End of Third Quarter 31-9
Commercials. Lombardi quote replay NFL, Modelo Beer, “Burgers” Postmates (not a car commercial), scientology, SoCal Toyota Dealers local promo,

Fourth Quarter. Can KC comeback? Nope. Ratings are plummeting….
Mahomes is limping. Free-for-All time….
4th&9 incomplete pass. KC is really done now. Tampa Bay takes over on downs.
Commercials. Jeep – chapel in the middle with Bruce Springsteen WTF? (a cross and a flagNONONO) what is this shit? – Reunited States of America Red Star?, Paramount+
Tags Budweiser Zero, WeatherTech, Klarna (smooth shopping)

Nantz Michelob Ultra voice promo
Back to the game. Mahomes is sacked again.
31-9 with 7 minutes left in the Fourth Quarter
Personal Foul penalty on Tampa Bay. Roughing the QB.
On screen promo for “powered by aws”
More penalties against KC… THE FIX WAS IN. It was the refs. 

A “fan ran onto the field” (Is this streaking?) You didn’t see this on your TV.
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cut to commercials.
Michelob Ultra – Christopher Walken Serena, Usher, Sylvester Stallone, Don Cheadle lookalikes
Hulu Disney+ ESPN+, Klara – Maya Rudolf “These Boots Are Made For Walking”, CBS “The Equalizer” promo, CBS promo

Nantz Verizon Postgame Show promo
And we are back…31-9 4 minutes left
Commercials. missed a few, Robinhood, CBS Promos, CBS Tough As Nails promo,

“The Game did not live up to the hype” Tom Brady blah blah blah
Shut up Romo. IS this OVER yet? NOW it is just Painful to watch.
NANTZ JUST BROUGHT UP A CAR ACCIDENT Thoughts and Prayers
FUCK NANTZ AND ROMO, they should just be fired.

We had to break, time to feed the dogs supper.
They went outside. They got fed. They went outside.
We watched the end of the game on TV in the kitchen.
Now we are back in the Home Office and the dogs are chillin’ after dinner.
Tampa Bay won. FINAL SCORE 31-9. Tom Brady. Blah blah blah.
WELL THAT SUCKED.
Hope you took the UNDER.
Just like the rest of the 2020 NFL season, the big game was a total letdown.

POST GAME.
Trophy ceremony with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. MUTE.
Tom Brady… Blah blah blah blah blah blah…
Too many commercials. We have to turn it off now. at 7:22pm PST.
Buy your NFL merch. NFL SHOP — because that’s what it’s really all about.
Where’s Colin Kaepernick today?
BLACKLIVESMATTER only matters at the bottom line in professional sports.
We’re tired. We have a headache. Is “The Equalizer” on yet?


9:25pm: We just woke up again. We fell asleep with the dogs a couple hours ago.
Stephen Colbert’s Super Bowl Special is on TV.
Famous Directors do Player Introductions was hilarious!
Commercial for Foggy Pine Books in Bingham North Carolina – Sam Elliott and Tom Hanks
Robert Downey Jr., Tiffany Haddish and then Metallica


On The Menu: Leftover Pizza, Peanut M&Ms, tortilla chips, nacho cheese Doritos, carrot and celery sticks, dill pickle, iced espresso to drink, teriyaki beef jerky, 2 hotdogs with mustard and onions, mac”n”cheese with bacon, avocado, and one chocolate covered cake donut
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NOTE: We had to publish at 11:00pm because WordPress was being weird.
So this Blog Post is still under construction…..as of Monday morning a 1:45am.

From last year.
The Kansas City Chiefs won 31 – 20,
and destroyed the San Francisco 49ers in the Fourth Quarterhgapolpv4lo1one8nqy7


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“Mask Up America” is President Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!
WARNING! The COVID-19 South African variant strain detected in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 UK variant strain is here in the USA!

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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
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WASH YOUR HANDS! with Anti-Bacterial Soap!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
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Peyton Manning celebrates after Super Bowl 50 at Levi’s Stadium on February 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, California.



CORONAVIRUS! Part 7 (Monday)

CORONAVIRUS! Part 7 (Monday)

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BE KIND.

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My identification
And it’s all I got

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Have you been to the Supermarket recently?

Monday, March 23, 2020 – Happy National Puppy Day! Woof! Woof!

Just after midnight on Monday, and so let’s start this new Blog Post:
This is Part 07 of our continuing “CORONAVIRUS!” Blog Posts.

WARNING! Things are VERY BAD! And Things are going to GET A LOT WORSE!
This is because of the Federal Government failing to protect the Public Health!
WE ARE NOT GOING TO PULL ANY PUNCHES! A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!
If you can’t handle the truth, then you should just leave this Blog Post right now.
Ok, you were warned.

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We are sitting in our Home Office (Doomsday Bunker) in our forced “social distancing” and self-isolating QUARANTINE, safe from infected sick people (because this virus might kill us). And this virus might kill our family and friends.
This virus will kill thousands of people.
CURRENT SCORE:
Reported CoronaVirus Deaths = 14717 humans and increasing!

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STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY!

IF YOU HAVE SYMPTOMS STAY HOME! CALL YOUR DOCTOR!

5:25am – We maybe slept a little last night/tonight/this morning.
We weren’t sleeping well before this crisis, and now we are barely sleeping at all….
We are not going to talk about Trump today. We just can’t….. WTF?

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THE STOCK MARKET TANKED AT THE OPENING BELL (OF COURSE)

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DJI -514 As of March 23, 2020, at 8:00am PST (and falling fast)

8:00am – Los Angeles is waking up to a new day of disaster.
Just announced: LAUSD Schools closed – extended until May 1st
“Safer-at-Home” LOCKDOWN regulations in Los Angeles strengthened
because of too many people gathering at parks and beaches.
STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY! (YOU F*CKING MORONS!)
Too Many People Don’t Know How To “SOCIAL DISTANCE”
or are the “Rules don’t apply to me” selfish and self-centered people
or just don’t know how infectious and deadly this virus really is.
THIS IS NOT A HOAX! “DON’T BE AN A**HOLE!”
THIS VIRUS MAY KILL YOU OR SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!

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NOTE: WE ARE REALLY SICK OF THE “NEWS MEDIA” TRYING TO PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THIS PANDEMIC AND FORCED QUARANTINE! THERE IS NOTHING FUN OR ENTERTAINING ABOUT THE LOSS OF PERSONAL FREEDOM AND THE THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH – PEOPLE ARE DYING! THE CONSERVATIVE NEWS IS STILL DOWNPLAYING THE THREAT AND SPOUTING RIGHT-WING PROPAGANDA AFTER CALLING IT A HOAX, A DEMOCRATIC TRICK, AND DOWNPLAYING THE EMERGENCY!
THERE IS NO POSITIVE SPIN FOR A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND THE TOTAL FAILURE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC HEALTH!

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And Kaiser Nurses and Healthcare Workers are protesting this morning about the lack of preparedness and the lack of emergency medical protective equipment at our hospitals! AND THIS IS A NATIONWIDE PROBLEM! AND THIS IS A WORLDWIDE PROBLEM!
Healthcare workers (Doctors and Nurses and Technicians) must be protected and paid!

The Government is STRAIGHT UP LYING to the Public!
The HEALTH SYSTEM IS FAILING ALREADY and the pandemic hasn’t even peaked.
TRUMP IS LYING MORE EVERYDAY OF COURSE!
NOTE: EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

United States Navy Medical Hospital Ship “Mercy” is sailing to Los Angeles.
The National Guard was activated and a Federal State of Emergency declared.

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“SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!”

Kelly and Ryan are on Skype from home this morning on “Live with Kelly and Ryan”
and “The Today Show” hosts (w/Al Roker) are sitting shoulder-to-shoulder in the studio.
Whoopi, Joy and now Meghan are all self-broadcasting from home on “The View”

RAND PAUL HAS CORONAVIRUS! ULTIMATE KHARMA!
He continued to work at the US Capitol for six days after taking the test.

He didn’t self quarantine while he was waiting for the results of the test!
And he used the Congressional Gym, Swimming Pool, and other Government Facilities.
NOTE: Senators can get a test. They have FREE healthcare that is paid for by the Public!
And Congress gets PAID SICK LEAVE that the Public also pays for! This is just STUPID!

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NOTE: EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

These states have “stay-at-home” PUBLIC LOCKDOWN orders:
California, Connecticut, Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Louisiana,
Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, and West Virginia
And Washington (state) was just added to this list today!

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If all else fails, BLAME CHI-NA!

WHO IS ESSENTIAL NOW RICH FOLKS?
Nurses, Janitors, Truck Drivers, Store Clerks, Delivery People, etc.
These are the people holding it together for everyone.
They are all “At Risk” and most live paycheck to paycheck.

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There are many other “low pay” workers not on this list that are also essential!

And what about TEACHERS? Right now millions of parents are discovering what it is like to have to take care of kids all day long, and teach them social skills, and educate them on “reading, writing and rithmetic” (good luck with that), and make sure they eat too.
Teachers have had to adapt to new teaching techniques without any preparation! Some families don’t have internet access or computers, and most are not prepared to “Home School” their children, because they weren’t educated properly. And most schools won’t reopen this year, so the educational gap between rich and poor just widened some more.

And don’t forget the “unskilled workers”.
Someone still has to dispose of the garbage and all the bodies.

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“Sitting here in Limbo, like a bird without a song,
Sitting here in Limbo, but I know it won’t be long…..”

4:00pm Woke up from an afternoon nap (i.e. passing out from exhaustion)
and today’s evening Jerk-Off Press Conference was on the TV.
Everyday they tell NEW LIES! MORE LIES! BIGGER LIES! BIGLY LIES!
“15 Days to Slow The Spread” is BULLSH*T! BULLSH*T! TOTAL BULLSH*T!

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REMAIN CALM!

NOTE: EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

Doctors, Nurses, and Hospitals are already becoming overwhelmed and medical supplies are low or running out everywhere. Healthcare workers are getting sick!
Some retired Doctors and Nurses are being called back and returning to work.

The 2020 White House Correspondents’ Dinner postponed.
“The White House Correspondents’ Association regrets to announce that it is unable to go ahead with its 2020 dinner on April 25. We will get back to you soon with our alternative date. Thanks for your support,” 

The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed today DOWN ANOTHER 582 POINTS!

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The Senate could not reach an agreement on the emergency “Bailout Bill” again today. Republicans want to give billions to corporations without any conditions and Democrats want to give money to the people…. so a $500billion GOP slush fund is not going to work.
NOTE: EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

 

RANT: DO NOT BAIL OUT THE CRUISE INDUSTRY!
The cruise industry is a huge polluter! There is so much waste in the travel industry! Yes all the cruise ships are flagged in 3rd world countries to avoid US regulations, taxes and labor laws. Most of the crews are from 3rd world countries and sign draconian contracts because they need to feed their families. Cruise ships are natural incubators for disease, so the idea that they would put sick people on cruise ships is insane! The cruise ships are one of the reason the virus spread around the world so fast! The cruise industry does not deserve a bailout, they have assets that will allow them to get no interest loans.

Q: How much money does it take to turn a Trumper into a Socialist?
A: $1000

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On The Menu: (What’s for Dinner on Monday?)
Big beef brisket soft taco and an iced espresso
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No confidence vote.
They still do not have a plan!
We are so fucked.

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Kobe Bryant RIP

Kobe Bryant RIP
August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020

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Los Angeles International Airport (not my pic)

Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gigi, and seven other people, including the pilot, were killed in a helicopter crash on Sunday, January 26, 2020 in Calabasas, California. The cause of the accident is most likely pilot error due to the foggy weather. Reports say they were traveling to a girl’s basketball game in Thousand Oaks when the helicopter crashed.

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Kobe Bryant (age 41) aka “Black Mamba”
(Los Angeles Lakers Retired Numbers 8 and 24)
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Kobe Bryant joined the National Basketball Association (NBA) after high school, and was a Los Angeles Lakers his entire 20 season professional basketball career.
He will be inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame posthumously this year.

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Gianna Maria Onore “Gigi” Bryant, Kobe’s 13 year old daughter

Sarah and Payton Chester (mother and daughter)

John, Keri and Alyssa Altobelli (father, mother, and daughter)

Christina Mauser (the assistant coach)

Ara Zobayan, the instrument certified helicopter pilot earned his commercial pilot’s license in 2007. He was also a certified flight instructor for instrument instruction.

“May the Four Winds blow them safely home.”
Our deepest condolences to Kobe’s wife, family, friends and fans.
Our deepest condolences to all the victims family and friends.

NOTE: The chance of dying in a helicopter crash
is greatly reduced if you don’t fly in a helicopter.

The helicopter crash site in Calabasas, California:

The Los Angeles Sheriffs Department has been using ATVs and horse mounted officers to protect the site from trophy seekers. The bodies were collected and delivered to the families. The wreckage was mapped by NTSB drones and investigators on the ground, then collected and transported to a yard in Arizona for forensic examination.

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The Kobe Bryant Memorial at LA LIVE and Staples Center (not my pic)

There have been non-stop tributes, vigils, and memorials,
as well as wall-to-wall worldwide media coverage.
The Grammy Awards at Staples Center on Sunday was basically a memorial service.
The entire City of Los Angeles and every Lakers fan have been in mourning all week.
The Los Angeles Kings hockey team and Los Angeles Clippers basketball team have honored him. And there will be another huge tribute at Super Bowl 54 on Sunday too.

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From Kobe’s granitystudios.com webpage

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Super Bowl 53 in Atlanta, Georgia

February 3, 2019 at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia

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Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia

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CURRENT ODDS: The Patriots are favored by 2-1/2 points, with an Over-Under of 56.5

The Patriots have not scored a touchdown in the first quarter in 8 previous Super Bowl appearances! New England has only scored 3 first-quarter points in the 8 previous Super Bowl games! They have been shut out in the first-quarter every Super Bowl except for last year against the Philadelphia Eagles, when they kicked a field goal.

C.J. Anderson, the Rams star Runningback, has an old tendency to fumble under pressure. Jared Goff is the youngest Quarterback to play in the big game. Will “Super Bowl Nerves” be a major factor in the Rams’ game play?

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NOTE: This game is billed as a rematch of Super Bowl XXXVI, played in 2002.
First-year quarterback Tom Brady and the New England Patriots upset the St. Louis Rams quarterbacked by Kurt Warner 20-17 at the Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Colin Kaepernick Takes A Knee!

1) Take A Knee protest = Cops please stop killing unarmed African Americans,
2) Racist NFL owners won’t hire Colin Kaepernick as QB for starting the protest,
3) Racist propaganda targeting Colin Kaepernick hits the internet,
4) Nike hires Colin Kaepernick and angry racists burn Nike merchandise
Trump condemned Colin Kaepernick and other players joining the protest, incorrectly claiming they are protesting the national anthem and the American flag…
the discussion is over. The persecution is RACIST. The belittling of an African-American sports figure for political gain based in hatred is what this is about. Dividing the country is what this is about. Hate for a person of color is what this is about. That’s all.
FU LYIN’ DONNY!

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“THE FIX IS IN!” Rams-Saints Pass Interference “No-Call”
“whenever officiating is part of any kind of discussion post-game, it’s never a good outcome for us.” ~ NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (10 days after the game)

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Rams – Saints Pass Interference “No-Call” on January 20, 2019

The NFL’s Senior VP of Officiating Al Riveron spoke to New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton after the game and said that pass interference should have been called against Rams’ defenseman Nickell Robey-Coleman for the early hit on Saints’ receiver Tommylee Lewis. Robey-Coleman was fined for an illegal hit, but Commissioner Roger Goodell did not overturn the result of the game or order all or part of the game to be replayed.

“Listen, we understand the frustration of the fans. I’ve talked to coach Payton. The team, the players, we understand the frustration they feel right now, and we certainly want to address that” ~ NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (10 days after the game)

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Tom Brady is 41 years old. Jared Goff is 24 years old. If the Patriots win, Brady will become the oldest quarterback to win a Super Bowl, a record currently held by Peyton Manning (he was 39 in 2016 when the Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers).

 

“He became a man the day of the greatest game he ever played. Everything he ever knew about common decency and morality he learned that day in December from Alan “The Horse” Ameche; and today in the Superbowl he would earn his wings. The crowd had assembled; a crowd of America’s elite. Toyata salesmen from all around the country—orientals and even those suspected of being orientals—stacked on the thirty yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face. The Gallow brothers—Ernest and Julio—party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America—Coke adds life; It’s the real thing—bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherf*ckers were at the game.”

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Gladys Knight performed the national anthem beautifully at Super Bowl 53. The seven-time Grammy Award winner and Atlanta native is best known for her hits “Midnight Train to Georgia” and “That’s What Friends are For”. There were rumors that she might be joined by The Pips, but that didn’t happen.

2019 Halftime Show: Maroon 5 w/guests Travis Scott and Big Boi (TOTALLY SUCKED!) MORE CONTROVERSY! The Colin Kaepernick Scandal causes big name artists to say NO. Maroon 5 is targeted for saying yes. Just remember, it’s all about the MONEY.

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GO RAMS!

COIN TOSS: Heads or Tails?
The Patriots call “Heads”, the Rev. King flips the coin, and it lands “TAILS”.
The Rams win the coin toss. They choose to defer and kick off to the Patriots.

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The Super Bowl PARTY is the real thing!
The game may suck, and it did this year, but the party can still be reallyfun!

ON THE MENU: Chili w/cheese and chopped onions, Crudité: celery, carrots, and cucumber w/ranch dressing; Fruit: watermelon, strawberries, and raspberries w/whipped cream; Tortilla chips and fresh made guacamole, BBQ potato chips, lightly salted peanuts, M&Ms (peanut and pretzel), Cream Soda, and Iced Espresso.

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We made a pot of chili in the morning and had some for breakfast. Then we went to the market and bought our party supplies. We came home and prepped the food and then enjoyed the pre-game telecast and Super Bowl Sunday pre-party food and fun.

 

The game was really boring. The Patriots led 3-0 at halftime. The halftime show was terrible. The commercials were pretty bad, with only a couple of exceptions.
Not much to say about the commentary or pre-show. (F*ck Trump and his soft interview)
CBS’s visual coverage of the game was good. They had lots of cameras, effects, and no technical difficulties to speak of, but again the game was really boring.

The Rams were out-coached and out-played, but managed to stay in the game until the 4th quarter, when the Patriots finally scored a touchdown and then sealed the win with a an interception and field goal. FINAL SCORE: Patriots 13, Rams 3 (B-O-R-I-N-G)

Sad ending for a sad football season, marred by racial and political issues, and too many BAD F*CKING CALLS AND “NO CALLS” by the officials. The recent rule changes have hurt the game and the judgement calls by the referees have raised a lot of questions…..

Would it have been a better game if the Patriots beat the New Orleans Saints?

“Super Sunday. Dawn. My recollections of the last twelve hours are very dim. All that I know for certain is that shortly after I checked in, two third-world drug abusers disguised as hotel employees forced their way into my room; ransacked it, drank all my liquor, did all my drugs, stole my dinner. If the security precautions aren’t beefed up at this hotel; I’m looking for safer accommodations. It’s a sad state of affairs when this reporter has to go heavily armed to breakfast.”

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“We also know our officials are human, we also know that they’re officiating a game that moves very quickly and have to make snap decisions under difficult circumstances,” he said. “And they’re not going to get it every time. As I say, they’re human.”
~ NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (10 days after the game)

THE FIX IS IN! (again)
Penalties called against the Rams: 12
Penalties called against the Patriots: 3
TOO MANY “NO CALLS!” Holding much? The Patriots 4th quarter Touchdown drive:

 

 

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FLASHBACK! The Denver Broncos Win Super Bowl 50! GO BRONCOS!

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Los Angeles Rams players Aqib Talib, C.J. Anderson, and Coach Wade Phillips are ex-Denver Broncos.

THIS JUST IN: In his first year of eligibility, cornerback Champ Bailey became the first Denver Broncos defensive player in history to be elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. He played the final 10 seasons of his 15-year career with the Broncos and was a four-time first-team All-Pro and 12-time Pro Bowl selection. Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen was also elected to the Hall’s Class of 2019. He is the majority owner of the Denver Broncos . The Bowlen Family, including his two brothers John Bowlen and Bill Bowlen, and sister Marybeth Bowlen, purchased the team from Edgar Kaiser in 1984.
CONGRATULATIONS CHAMP, PAT AND THE BOWLEN FAMILY!

 

Time to watch “Where The Buffalo Roam” again.

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Happy Year of the Pig!
Happy Lunar New Year!

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Happy Year of the Pig 2019!

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GO RAMS!

 

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JANUARY 2019!

JANUARY 2019!
Three weeks into 2019 already!
Tempus fugit! Time flies!
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It rained in Los Angeles for almost a week!

The rain has passed
So goes winter in L.A.
And here comes the Sun!

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The Seven Day Forecast (only six days left)

How’s the weather in your neck of the woods? FREEZING MUCH?
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Really enjoyed watching the documentary film “The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned From a Mythical Man” on Netflix – HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Sushi dinner on Thursday night! On The Menu: albacore sashimi, spicy tuna cut roll, Rainbow roll, shrimp & vegetable tempura, and a coke.

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Sunday! Sunday! The NFL Football Championships! Two Winners go to the Super Bowl.

Kansas City Chiefs v. New England Patriots – Los Angeles Rams v. New Orleans Saints

As a kid, I watched Pat Haden, Roman Gabriel & Joe Namath quarterback for the Rams at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. And after 22 years without a local football team, three years ago, the Rams came back! And then two years ago the San Diego Chargers announced they would be relocating to Los Angeles. NOW THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE SUPER BOWL ARE ONLY ONE GAME AWAY! GO RAMS!
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The Rams Win in Overtime is SWEET!
Pulling victory from the jaws of defeat, a lucky interception and a long field goal,
the Los Angeles Rams are going to the Super Bowl! GO RAMS!
Los Angeles Rams 26
– New Orleans Saints 23 (Final – Overtime)
NOTE: YES, the refs blew the pass interference call that would have changed the game.

And the New England Patriots also win in overtime, with a little help from the refs….
New England Patriots 37 – Kansas City Chiefs 31 (Final- Overtime)
NOTE: WE HATE CHEATIN’ TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS.

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Super Bowl LIII in Atlanta, Georgia
Los Angeles Rams (NFC) v. New England Patriots (AFC)
Sunday, February 3rd, 2019 (Security concerns and Government Shutdown permitting)
Who you gonna root for?

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Golden Globe in hand
El Duderino on stage
HIGHlight of the night

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Jeff Bridges at the 2019 Golden Globes

“Dinner and a Roger Corman Cult Classic” on Saturday night
On The Menu: Pizza with pepperoni, sausage and pineapple
“Rock ‘n’ Roll High School” on remastered special edition DVD

SUPER BLOOD WOLF FULL MOON LUNAR ECLIPSE!
Total
Lunar Eclipse – Sunday, January 20
The shadow starts to transit at 6:36pm PST
Full eclipse starts 8:41pm Max 9:12pm Full eclipse ends 9:43pm
Sunset 5:09pm PST – Moonrise 5:21pm (approximate times and may vary)
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“Enjoyin’ My Coffee”

Chinese New Year 2019 is February 3rd-4th in the USA!
Happy Year of the Yin Brown Female Earth Pig!
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The Pig is the twelfth of the Chinese zodiac animals. According to myth, the Jade Emperor decided the zodiac by the order in which each animal arrived to a party. The Pig was late because he overslept, arrived last and ended up number twelve.

The Pig is yin. The Pig is associated with the Earth element and the hours 9–11 at night.
Pigs are a symbol of wealth. Fat faces and big ears are also signs of good fortune.

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Happy Chinese New Year 2019! Happy Year of the Yin Brown Female Earth Pig!

Recent past years of the Pig: 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, and 2007



 

 

 

 

The MARCH of Time!

“March comes in like a lion
and goes out like a lamb.”
– Thomas Fuller, 1732

The MARCH of Time!

“Rabbit, Rabbit”

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It’s not Easter yet!

Yesterday was the last day of February,
and the end of the second month of the year!
Today is the first day of MARCH 2018.
There is a Full Moon on March 1st and March 31st!

NOTE: We wrote another “March” Blog Post last year in 2017 that is a lot like this one. Compare and contrast if you like. This Blog Post stands alone.

HAPPY HANGOVER! – February 27th to March 6th
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March is the third month of the year. March has 31 days.
March is celebrated as a time of rebirth.

The meteorological spring begins on the first day of March and the Vernal Equinox on the 20th or 21st marks the astronomical beginning of spring in the Northern Hemisphere and the Autumnal Equinox in the Southern Hemisphere.

March is named for Mars, the Roman G-d of War. It was the first month of the year on the Roman Calendar and named Martius.

March 1st – Full Moon
The last full moon of Winter, known as the Worm Moon (also called Lenten Moon, Crow Moon, Crust Moon, Chaste Moon, Sugar Moon, and Sap Moon)

March 1st, 2018 is
NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER LOVER’S DAY
NATIONAL MINNESOTA DAY
NATIONAL PIG DAY
NATIONAL DADGUM THAT’S GOOD DAY
NATIONAL FRUIT COMPOTE DAY
NATIONAL HORSE PROTECTION DAY

The Day of the Dude! – March 6th
see the previous Blog Post and CELEBRATE by takin’ it easy!
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March (the official definition):

  1. verb: walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread
  2. noun: an act or instance of marching.
  3. synonyms: walk, stride, hike, troop, trek, step, slog, pace, tread

Pi Day – March 14th (“π” = 3.14159265359 or 3.14 is Pi)

The number π is a mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, commonly approximated as 3.14159. It has been represented by the Greek letter “π” since the mid-18th century, though it is also sometimes spelled out as “pi”.
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The Ides of March – March 15th
see the previous Blog Post

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“Et tu Brute?”

Thanks to William Shakespeare and the play “Julius Caesar” we’ve all heard of The Ides of March. The story goes, in 44 BC a seer told Julius Caesar that his downfall would come no later than the Ides of March (March 15th). Caesar ignored him and later joked with the seer “The Ides of March have come.” The seer replied, “aye, Caesar; but not gone.” Caesar then attended the meeting of the Senate at the Theatre of Pompey, and was murdered by as many as 60 conspirators.

Gaius Julius Caeser (July 13, 100 BC – March 15, 44 BC)

Caesar:
Who is it in the press that calls on me? 
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music, Cry ‘Caesar!’ 
Speak; Caesar is turn’d to hear.

Soothsayer:
Beware the Ides of March.
– Shakespeare

St. Patrick’s Day – March 17th
see the previous Blog Post

“Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.”

March Equinox (Vernal Equinox) – March 20th on the west coast

The birth flower for March is the daffodil.
Birthstones for March are aquamarine and bloodstone which symbolize courage.

March Madness!
see the previous Blog Post
NOTE: We don’t like college basketball. We don’t like college sports.
Student athletes are taken advantage of by the university system.
College sports are a distraction and school rivalries cause division.
Corruption, payoffs and bribery are just 3 of the problems.
(see “pointshaving”, “Cheating” and “academic fraud” for more)
REMEMBER “THE FIX IS IN!”

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And if you think it’s just 4 coaches and 3 agents, YOU ARE MISTAKEN!

And if you think it’s just basketball, YOU ARE MISTAKEN!

SPRINGTIME!
see the previous Blog Post

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Springtime at the Paramount Ranch Park in Agoura, California

Passover (Jewish Holiday) – March 30th to April 7th
Good Friday – March 30th
Easter Sunday – April 1st

March 31st – Full Moon known as the Pink Moon (also called Sprouting Grass Moon, Fish Moon, Hare Moon, Egg Moon, and Paschal Moon)

APRIL FOOLS DAY! – April 1st
see the previous Blog Post

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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/06/the-day-of-the-dude-monday-march-6th-2017-takin-it-easy/

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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/15/beware-the-ides-of-march/

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/17/haappy-saaint-paatricks-daay/

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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/04/02/april-fools-st-stupids-day/

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Friends of Paramount Ranch 2017 – Agoura, California

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“This is What Happens Larry!”

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Saturday Morning…>
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Procrastination (noun)
-the action of delaying or postponing something
-the avoidance of doing a task that needs to be accomplished
-the practice of doing more pleasurable things in place of less pleasurable ones
-carrying out less urgent tasks instead of more urgent ones
-putting off impending tasks to a later time

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HAAPPY SAAINT PAATRICK’S DAAY!

HAAPPY SAAINT PAATRICK’S DAAY!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! MARCH 17th is always St. Patrick’s Day!

“Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.”

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“Here’s to being single… Drinking doubles… And seeing triple!”

First, a very important message for all my Friends:
PLEASE 
DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”

“May the rocks in your field turn to gold.”

Saint Patrick’s Day is a cultural and religious holiday celebration held on March 17, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick (385–461), the patron saint of Ireland.

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“May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rains fall soft upon your fields.”

Saint Patrick’s Day was made an official Christian feast holy day in the early 17th century and is celebrated in more countries than any other national festival!

“May the leprechauns be near you, 
To spread luck along your way. 
And may all the Irish angels, 
Smile upon your St. Patrick’s Day.”

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“Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. 
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.”

“To all the days here and after 
May they be filled with fond memories, happiness, love and laughter.”

Historically, religious restrictions (due to Lent) on eating and drinking alcohol were lifted for Saint Patrick’s Day, which led the holiday’s tradition of alcohol consumption.

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Holiday celebrations involve going to church, public parades & festivals, parties known as cèilidhs, consumption of alcohol, drinking green beer and/or Irish whiskey with friends, prominent displays and “the wearing of the green” and/or shamrocks (three and four leaf clovers).

“May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, 
and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed.”

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“May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.”

“Four blessings upon you… 
Older whiskey, Younger women, Faster horses, More money”

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“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”

Saint Patrick’s Day has become an International Holiday with parades and celebrations around the world. They get drunk in Tokyo, Japan too!

“May your mornings bring joy
and your evenings bring peace…
May your troubles grow less
as your blessings increase!”

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We like Single Malt Scotch Whisky.

“I have known many and liked not a few,
I’ve loved only one and this toast’s to you.”

“Best while you have use of your breath 
There is no drinking after death!”

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“May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea. 
May it always be the other guy who says ‘this drink’s on me’.”

“A bird with one wing can’t fly.” (So have another drink!)

The Notre Dame Leprechaun is the official mascot of the Fighting Irish sports club at the University of Notre Dame since 1965. It was designed by artist Theodore W. Drake for $50 in 1964.

The Fighting Irish logo is a side view of The Leprechaun with his fists up, ready to fight. The live version is a student dressed in a cutaway green suit and Irish country hat. He carries a shillelagh (a wooden club), leads cheers, interacts with the crowd and supposedly brings magical powers and good luck to the team. (“RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!”)

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“Who’s the WILDMAN now?”

“May the luck of the Irish 
Lead to the happiest heights 
And the highway you travel 
Be lined with green lights.”

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“May the Four Winds Blow Them Safely Home”

“Merry met, and merry part, 
I drink to thee with all my heart.”



 

Super Bowl LI in Houston, Texas 2017

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! 

The NFL FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP!
“football! football! football! football! football!”

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Super Bowl LI – Sunday, February 5th, 2017 in Houston, Texas

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It’s that time of year again:
“I didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble,
I’m just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!”

“He became a man… the day of the greatest game ever played. Everything he knew about decency and morality, he learned that day in December from Alan “the horse” Ameche. Today in the Super Bowl he would earn his wings. A crowd had assembled, a crowd of America’s elite. Toyota salesmen from around the country, orientals and those suspected of being orientals, stacked on the 30 yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face. The Gallo brothers, Ernest and Julio, party guys who’d skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders to the pregame tailgate parties. The Pepsi and Coca-Cola bottlers of America. Coke adds life, it’s the real thing. Bombarded by missiles, flying, flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors in the top seats, getting the worst pollution. All sorts of twisted motherfuckers were there.
…And who could this be?”

NFL Football Playoff Sunday! “football! football! football! football! football!”
The Atlanta Falcons beat the Green Bay Packers 44-21 in the NFC Championship game and are going to the Superbowl! The New England Patriots beat the Pittsburgh Steelers to determine which AFC team will play against the Falcons.
FINAL SCORE: New England 36-Pittsburgh 17

WATCH “WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM” starring Bill Murray!

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“Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death…”

“Super Sunday. Dawn. My recollections of the last 12 hours are very dim. All that I know for certain is that, shortly after I checked in, two Third World drug abusers dressed as hotel employees forced their way into my room, ransacked it, drank all my liquor, did all my drugs, stole my dinner. If security isn’t beefed up at this hotel, I’m looking for safer accommodations. It’s a sad state of affairs when this reporter has to go heavily armed to breakfast. And what a breakfast it is. Still alive, still kicking. Could I have another round?” (“Of cocktails?”) “Everything. Cocktails, food. Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death….”

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“The Dallas Cowboys will win the 2017 Super Bowl”

Super Bowl 51 Kickoff is at 3:30pm PST “football! football! football! football! football!”
with Joe Buck and Troy Aikman in the booth.

Country music singer/songwriter Luke Bryan will sing the National Anthem.

Lady Gaga will be “performing” at the Halftime Show. She performed the National Anthem at last year’s Super Bowl 50 (at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California) before
The “World Champion” Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24-10!

Let’s pause and take a moment to remember last year’s Super Bowl.

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GO BRONCOS! denGO BRONCOS!
Super Bowl 50 Champions: The Denver Broncos!
“football! football! football! football! football!”

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Super Bowl 50 – February 7, 2016 – Santa Clara, California

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“football! football! football! football! football!”

 

 

And at the Superbowl Party, Don’t Be This Guy:

Or This Guy:

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Cam Newton’s Superbowl 50 Fourth Quarter Dab!

“football! football! football! football! football,
football! football! football! football! football!”

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!
KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!
HAVE A SAFE AND SANE SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!


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Super Bowl 50 Champions! The Denver Broncos!

 

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