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CV! Part 197 – It’s September 2021 (Wed-Thurs-Fri)

CV! Part 197 – It’s September 2021 (Wed-Thurs-Fri)

Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancing in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
– “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Wednesday, September 1, 2021 – Rabbit. Rabbit.
Happy Frankenstein Day!

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

1:30am: We took the dog outside.

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We woke up. We took the dog outside. We fed the dog.
We took the dog outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank a cup of espresso. DRINK COFFEE. Drink Water.
We watched the Not Burning Man 2021 Livestream on YouTube.
Sunrise from the Black Rock Desert at Robot Heart
with Sabo & Goldcap (famous EDM DJs and Producers)

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1:45pm: Well, we are taking the day off the Blog.
Go read a past Blog Post from August or July…..
or any of our previous 1000+ Blog Posts.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ

5:01pm: Still taking the day off. We needed to sleep.
On The Menu: Peanut butter and strawberry jam on a bagel
and a couple iced espressos to drink during the day

8:00pm: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog.
We took the dog outside again. We brushed him out and he’s so pretty.
We took hime outside again, and now he’s taking a nappy.

On The Menu: 3 Hotdogs with bacon, cheese, mustard, and chopped onion;
a fried chicken wing, dill pickle, avocado, and an apple with an iced espresso to drink
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11:40pm:


Thursday, September 2, 2021 – Happy V-J Day!
Victory Over Japan Day celebrates the anniversary of
the Japanese surrender to the Allied Forces in World War II.

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12:55pm: Hey, it’s Thursday. Yes, we are here.

We woke up too early. We took the dog outside. We fed the dog.
We took the dog outside. We went back to bed.
The housekeeper came and worked a half day… kinda.
We got the newspapers and the mail. We took the dog outside again.
We’ve been chillin’ in the Home Office all day.

1:45pm: Really taking the day off today…..

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

8:30pm: We just woke up from a nap with the dog. We took the dog outside.
We went to the bank and the post office and the gas station today.
We went to the market, and parked, but there were TOO MANY PEOPLE inside.
We looked at all the cars in the parking lot, and then just drove home again.
The dog went outside earlier. And we fed the dog. And he went outside.
And then we fell asleep for an hour or so.
We haven’t eaten…. kinda. We ate two fried chicken drumsticks at 5:00pm.
VERY HUNGRY NOW.

On The Menu: Chicken quesadilla with avocado and salsa
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Friday, September 3, 2021

wrote this haiku six years ago…
Makes you want to shout
out at the top of your lungs
“King of the World Ma!”

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8:50am: We woke up. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We got the newspapers and made an iced espresso.

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And JoshWillTravel will not be traveling next week.
WE CANCELLED OUR LAS VEGAS RESERVATIONS THIS MORNING.
We had booked Three COMP nights at The Mirage Hotel & Casino (MGM MLife)
with a $50 food credit and $20 FREE play for the week after Labor Day.
We booked it once we were Fully Vaccinated, before the Delta Variant Surge,
and we were really looking forward to going…. fucking CoronaVirus.
We called and waited ON HOLD (w/really bad muzak) for an Reservation Specialist
and we tried to reschedule for October or November,
but because the “offer had expired” we just cancelled it. Just a BIG BUMMER.
We will rebook when (or if) it is safe to travel and be in public spaces again.
This was supposed to be our first vacation trip in 18 months, but there are
TOO MANY UNMASKED AND UNVACCINATED PEOPLE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
And we still thought about going, not cancelling, but it just doesn’t feel safe to go.
We are not the only one….. there were thousands of cancellations in the last week.

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The Mirage Hotel and Volcano – Las Vegas, Nevada

And it’s also why we didn’t make travel plans for “Not Burning Man 2021” this week.
But a lot of people went – there are thousands of campers in the Black Rock Desert!
We have been watching the LiveStream from The Playa and it look really wild and fun….
But there’s still a CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC and it is not socially responsible to go.
Also, there is NO INFRASTRUCTURE (port-a-potties, medical services, etc.)
and it just isn’t safe to be “socializing” with (masked or unmasked) strangers.
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WE TOOK AN AFTERNOON TRIP IN OUR AUTOMOBILE.
We got dressed and went out of the house.
We visited a friend (in-person) in his backyard.
It was HOT but beautiful and rewarding…. good deed of the day.
Always good to help a friend out.
And then we drove home, and there was a lot of traffic,
so we got back to the Home Office and took the dogs outside.
The dogs got fed. And we declined another party invitation.
NO! WE ARE NOT EATING AND DRINKING WITH STRANGERS!
WE ARE NOT EATING AND DRINKING WITH FAMILY AT THIS POINT!
SO FUCKING STUPID TO HAVE PARTIES OR ANY KIND OF GATHERING!
THE DELTA VARIANT IS REAL and it might kill you, even vaccinated people.

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Happy New Year 5782!

11:00pm: Happy Friday! Good Shabbos! Friday Night Fun?
We didn’t eat all day. And we are maybe hungry. If we eat, we will tear it up.
And we will eat eventually before dawn. Probably soon.
We are chillin’ in the Home Office with the dog and thinking about food.

Los Angeles Dodgers v. San Francisco Giants
Tied at 2-2 in the bottom of the 11th Inning at 11:10pm PST…..
and now the bases are loaded with all the pressure on the pitcher.
Ball – Foul Ball – Steee-rike – Ball (blocked by the catcher): 2 and 2.
Infield hit and fielded by the Dodgers, Force Out at Home Plate.
2 Outs, bases loaded….. will the Dodgers choke now?
AND THE DODGERS CHOKE ON THE THROW TO FIRST BASE!!!!
Infield hit and fielded by the Dodgers,
but the throw to First Base was WIDE AND HIGH…..
Did he get his toe on the bag before the runner touched? NO!!!!
GIANTS WIN 3-2 HAHAHAHAHA! (on an error on the throw)
and ~90% of the fans in the stadium weren’t wearing masks….

11:20pm GAME OVER! We made an iced espresso.
Watching the YouTube Livestream from Not Burning Man 2021 again!


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A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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FUCKIN’ TEXAS.

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ATTENTION CALIFORNIA VOTERS!
WE VOTED! YOU MUST VOTE NO! If you don’t vote, they win.
VOTE AGAINST THE RECALL! KEEP GOVERNOR NEWSOM.

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CV! Part 196 – The End of August (Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon-Tues)

CV! Part 196 – The End of August (Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon-Tues)

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PLEASE DO NOT TRAVEL! GET FULLY VACCINATED!
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Friday, August 27, 2021 – FlashbackFriday!
Do Not Travel! StayTheFuckHome!

Aloha Friday!

“Remember Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, so, you know,
if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.”
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
1:11am: Yes, it’s Friday morning. THIS WEEK JUST SUCKED.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1:11pm: THIS WEEK JUST SUCKED. Oh, did we say that twice?
Recapping Friday morning.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate a slice of cold leftover pizza.
We went back to bed and slept. We woke up. We drank an iced espresso.
DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER. It’s HOT. Stay hydrated. Piss clear.

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3:15pm: We ate the rest of the leftover pizza and drank an iced espresso.

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99 Degrees in Van Nuys! We finally turned on the AC today. VERY COOL.
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ

5:45pm: We took a nap. Then we woke up.

10:11pm: Recapping Friday night…. sort of.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We drank a big glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice.
We ate too much pizza earlier, so we didn’t get hungry until late.

11:45pm: We took the dogs outside. We made dinner.
Friday night. Good Shabbos. Dinner at Midnight.
On The Menu: Fried chicken breast w/BBQ sauce, toasted cheese sandwich
on challah bread, dill pickle, nectarine, celery with peanut butter,
and an iced espresso to drink
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Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? COVID-19?

TRAVEL ALERT! HURRICANE IDA WARNING!
CATEGORY 4 STORM APPROACHING NEW ORLEANS!
Expected to make landfall on Sunday….

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NOTE: Afghanistan crisis will evaporate, and it will be all about New Orleans next week.


Saturday, August 28, 2021 – One More Saturday Night!
Do Not Travel! StayTheFuckHome! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!

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1:20am: Binge-Watching the first season of “Jack Ryan” (the series) on Prime.

3:15am:

9:01am: We’ve been up for two hours, and we should still be asleep.
We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

1:50pm: Well, we really felt like sh*t this morning.
We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We did some morning stuff, but then went back to bed.
We woke up. We got the mail. The dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom.
The gardeners are here working on the backyard landscaping today.

NOTE: TOTALLY SUCKS waking up and your first real thought of the day is…
“FUCK, DO HAVE COVID-19?” because people aren’t being safe around you.
It can ruin your whole morning, not to mention your whole fucking day.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

2:40pm: We made an iced espresso and retreated back to the Home Office.
We are not allowed to be mad, but WE ARE ABSOLUTELY ENRAGED.

Here’s a little rant for the supposedly intelligent people:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SOCIALIZING WITH STRANGERS?
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO – AND THROWING PARTIES?
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO STRANGERS WITHOUT A MASK?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE MARKET?
WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING IN PUBLIC?
WHY ARE YOU TRAVELING? WHY ARE YOU MAKING PLANS?
THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS NOT OVER!
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK, AND YOU MIGHT DIE.
YOU CAN GET YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS SICK, AND THEY MIGHT DIE.
AFTER 18 MONTHS WHY ARE YOU BEING STUPID AND CARELESS?
THIS IS A DEADLY DISEASE. YOU MIGHT DIE.
AND THERE CAN BE LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES IF YOU DON’T DIE.
THE DELTA VARIANT IS MORE CONTAGIOUS, MORE INFECTIOUS,
AND THERE ARE MORE VARIANTS COMING…..
THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC.
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU, THEY ARE NOT BEING HONEST.
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE FEBRUARY OF 2020.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! WTF? YOU MIGHT DIE. End of rant.
Really can’t believe we have to keep saying this to “smart” people.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

5:45pm: And so it goes. Choreboy needs to show up today.
Our weekend just got better too. Anger and anxiety relocated for now.

HEY SATURDAY NIGHT!
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6:15pm: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
We cleaned out the refrigerator. We took out the trash and did the dishes.
We scooped some poop. And then we made an iced espresso.
7:05pm: We did a load of laundry. And we did a little yard work before it got dark.
We haven’t eaten all day long…. so now it’s time for food.

10:15pm: We ordered food and got dressed and went and picked it up.
We got home and the restaurant called because we dropped our wallet!
So we drove right back to the restaurant and picked it up. VERY LUCKY.

On The Menu: Sushi.
Spicy tuna cut roll and a California roll, with a Coke to drink
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10:55pm: Let’s bake some brownies.
And we also made another iced espresso.
NOTE: We ate a brownie and it was delicious!

And this too:
The guy who was photographed as a baby wants to sue now….

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CORONAVIRUS!
The Delta Variant sucks.
Will it ever end?


Sunday, August 29, 2021 – Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Do Not Travel! StayTheFuckHome!

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

4:35am: And now we’re awake again. Good morning.

6:00am: Watching more “Jack Ryan” episodes on Prime.

7:00am: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
We got the newspapers and then made an early breakfast.

On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, peanut butter and strawberry jam
sandwich on toasted challah bread with an iced espresso to drink
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hey, it’s a**holes standing in the rain day on CNN!
HURRICANE IDA HIT LOUISIANA HARD TODAY. AND IT’S GONNA GET WORSE.
Climate change is real. New Orleans is fucked.
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2:40pm: We are restless. We went back to bed and slept a little.
We took the dog outside. We made an iced espresso.
We took the dog outside again. It’s really HOT out today.

7:30pm: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
We played with the dog. We chilled with the dog. And now he’s napping.
And we are thinking about dinner.
Nothing happened today. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
We just cleaned in here, but it looks like tornado hit last night….

On The Menu: Chicken and cheese sandwich on toasted challah bread
and a dill pickle. And another iced espresso.

Pompsie’s Downtown Las Vegas LiveStream on Sunday Night:
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10:35pm:  Still nothing. We took the dog outside. Now he’s back to napping.

Ed Asner died. RIP
May the Four Winds blow him safely home.


Monday, August 30, 2021 – Monday. Monday.
It’s the last Monday in August – Labor Day is one week away!

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1:45am: We took a shower and we shaved.
Feelin’ clean and fresh at 2:00am.
We cleaned up our desk area and did a load of laundry too.

2:30am: We made another iced espresso and ate a brownie.
Watching NFL Football preseason highlights. GO BRONCOS!

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”
– yeah, it’s Monday morning

7:15am: We are awake. We took the dog outside. We fed the dog.
We got the newspapers. We made an iced espresso.
We took the dog outside again. Such a good boy!

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“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”
– yeah, it’s Monday morning

The news this morning is not good.
Afghanistan disaster, COVID-19 Delta Variant surge, Hurricane Ida….
Now “Tropical Storm” Ida reeking havoc in Mississippi!
The Mississippi River is flowing backwards because of the storm surge.
Louisiana is a DISASTER…. New Orleans is without power again.
GAS PRICES MAY RISE AGAIN. Damage to the oil and gas industry….
CoronaVirus is out of control – hospitalizations, death rates, etc.
The European Union is going to institute TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS again.
And the Afghanistan pull-out continues. ISIS rocket attacks. Suicide bombers.
13 DEAD AMERICAN SERVICEMEN. Civilian casualties. TOTAL FAIL.
PR Nightmare for President Joe Biden. TRUMP AND POMPEO DID THIS!
And don’t forget the FIRES that are burning in California and Oregon….
Caldor Fire is in South Lake Tahoe (California side) and they have to evacuate.
El Dorado and Alpine Counties are already under evacuation orders.

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Monday. Blue Monday.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1:35pm: And we are awake again. We took a nice nap with the dog.
The housekeeper came and went. The house is clean.

2:05pm: We took the dog outside. We made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

And the Not Burning Man 2021 Live Feed
is LIVE from Black Rock Desert on YouTube:
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3:35pm: Time is flying by today now that we are awake.
We’ve been playing with the dog and watching YouTube vids.
We should run errands. And we need to eat something.

4:25pm: We unloaded the dishwasher and we planned to get dressed….
but we kind of had an anxiety attack about going out into public.
We have been wrestling with going out and just sayin’ “FUCK IT” today.
So….. nothing is urgent.
We are going to say “Fuck It” and go eat some food now.

5:15pm: We made some food. We ate. We took the dog outside.
We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.

On The Menu: 3 hotdogs with mustard, onion, and cheese; a dill pickle,
an avocado, and an apple, with an iced espresso to drink
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11:35pm: Recapping Monday night. Nothing going on.
There was a short pursuit that we just watched after it was all over.
And watching the Livestream (at night) from the “Renegade Burn 2021”
And we took the dog outside again.

There was a cricket in the house. And it was loud.
So, we had to go on the hunt, and take care of it.

Monday night Livestream:
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Tuesday, August 31, 2021 – DoNotTravelTuesday!
The 243rd day of the year and the LAST day of August!
And technically, alcohol is a solution.

12:56am: We just watched “The Doorman” which was a “Die Hard”
in a old hotel under construction homage…. RIP-OFF!
It was okay, Jean Reno as the bad guy holding hostages,
while a guy tries to open a safe, while a guest “Hero” in the wrong place,
at the wrong time, overcomes obstacles and kills all the bad guys.
Oh, damn …..SPOILER ALERT? It was okay.
Sometimes you roll the dice, and take your chances.

3:00am: We made a quick bite to eat.
On The Menu: Popcorn shrimp with Korean BBQ sauce

9:45am: Breaking News: Secret deal with the Taliban? Really?
Okay, we went to sleep after 5:00am and we woke up around 8:30am.
We woke up. We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? WILDFIRES?

MANDATORY EVACUATION OF ALL RESIDENTS IN SOUTH LAKE TAHOE!
The Caldor Fire is burning tens of thousands of acres in northern California.
ALL NATIONAL FORESTS CLOSE IN CALIFORNIA FOR 2 WEEKS AT MIDNIGHT!
CALIFORNIA NATIONAL FORESTS WILL BE CLOSED UNTIL SEPTEMBER 17!

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5:05pm: We slept the day away today…..
we woke up and went back to bed with the dog. We woke up.
We took the dog outside. We drank an iced espresso.
We ate a toasted bagel with lox and cream cheese and a dill pickle at 4:30pm.

Scenes form the Not Burning Man 2021 Livestream on YouTube:
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TutuTuesday! Get your dust storm on!

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6:15pm: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
We drank an iced espresso.

THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN IS OVER!
20 YEARS OF US BLOOD AND TREASURE!
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WASTED ON FOREIGN SOIL!
THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN LIVES SACRIFICED OR CHANGED FOREVER!
President Joe Biden got us out of the Afghanistan War, as promised.
Let the OPIUM TRADE continue without interference! Go Big Pharma!

9:55pm: We took the dog outside. We played with the dog for hours.
We got dressed and ran an errand. We were going to get gas….
and we were going to go to the market.
But there were too many people at the market.
We drove through the parking lot, and decided to go another time.
So, we’ll do all the errands tomorrow. We drove home.
We took the dog outside. We played with the dog. We took the dog outside.
Now it’s time for food.

On The Menu:  Fried chicken breast with BBQ sauce, mac’n’cheese with bacon,
dill pickle, half an avocado, and a strawberry-banana nectar to drink
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

EIGHT MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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TRUMP SOLD OUT THE UNITED STATES.
AND THE GOP TRAITORS NEED TO STFU.

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
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CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

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Saturday, July 10, 2021 – It’s 710 Happy Dab Day!
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NOTE:
We don’t dab. No we don’t. It’s bad for you.

“710, or 7/10, is widely considered to be a holiday for consuming cannabis oil products, including dabs and concentrates. If you turn 710 upside down it spells OIL, a word that’s used to describe cannabis products that are highly potent (hash oil, shatter, wax, resin, etc.) 710 day occurs annually on July 10th, or 7/10”

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1:11am: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! Morning!

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2:40pm: Good Afternoon!
We were up all night and went to bed around 6:00am.
We slept for an hour and woke up and took the dog outside.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers.
We went back to bed. We woke up and went back to bed.
Then we woke up and started our day around noon.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We took the dogs outside. It’s a beautiful day today. It’s HOT again.
And now the dogs are sleeping all over the Home Office.

On The Menu: Lunchtime! 2 Hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, cherries, and a nectarine
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7:00pm: Good Evening Everybody! “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!”
We made some food. We watched TV and surfed the internet.
We took a nap. We played with the dogs. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. “Live from the Home Office, it’s Saturday Night!”

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10:50pm: We drank a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice.
We attempted to clean the Home Office a little…. yeah, nice try.
“The journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step.”
TIME TO GET ORGANIZED! GOTTA DEAL WITH ALL THE STUFF!
(read our previous Blog Posts about Storage and Stuff for more info)

11:50pm: We ate a little ice cream and then a frozen banana with chocolate sauce.
That’s our dinner. And we took the Big Dog outside. And now he’s chillin’ here.

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Sunday, July 11, 2021 – It’s 7-11 Day!

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7-Eleven, Inc. is an American international chain of convenience stores,
headquartered in Dallas, Texas.
The chain was founded in 1927 as an ice house storefront in Dallas.
It was named Tote’m Stores between 1928 and 1946.- wikipedia
The name was changed in 1946 to “7-Eleven” because of their new
extended hours: 7:00am – 11:00pm, seven days a week.

12:35am: And now it’s after midnight. It’s Sunday morning. It’s 7-11-21.

5:36am: We watched “The Tomorrow War” on Prime this morning. Twice.
CGI and computer graphics have come a long way. It was pretty f*ckin’ cool.

7:00am: The dogs started barking before 6:00am. So we didn’t sleep.

11:55am: We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We went back to bed.
We woke up and went back to bed. We slept. We woke up and made BRUNCH.

On The Menu: 2 Hotdogs with mustard, cheese and chopped onion, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, and an iced espresso to drink
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12:45pm: After brunch and noon now.

3:35pm: We took a short nap. We took the dogs outside. It’s HOT.
We’re chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office.

On The Menu: BBQ Chicken and bacon chopped salad
with avocado and ranch dressing for dinner.
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Sunday night recap. Nothing happened.
We surfed the interweb and watched TV. Listened to podcasts.
And then we fell asleep early.


Monday, July 12, 2021

Twenty, Twenty-One
Another day in the life
The twelfth of July

12:10am: We fell asleep and just woke up a little before midnight.
Happy Monday.

3:45am: We just drank an iced espresso.

10:55am: We went to bed around 6:00am. And we slept a little.

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
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4:40pm: We made an iced espresso at noon. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And then we took a nap with the dogs.
We woke up and now we are SO FUCKING MAD. WTF?
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And we got some food to eat finally. We feel better now.

On The Menu: chicken breast, toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese,
dill pickle, strawberries, and poundcake with an iced espresso to drink

6:25pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dog outside.

11:00pm: We fell asleep. We woke up. We made and ate some food.
On The Menu: Chicken taco with salsa verde and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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Tuesday, July 13, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!

Happy birthday Woody Guthrie!
Happy birthday Cheech Marin!

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On this day in 1985, the LIVE AID concerts were held in Philadelphia and London
to raise money to “Feed The World” and provide starvation relief in Ethiopia.
We were on the beach at the Grateful Dead concert in Ventura.

3:05am: We ate some Grater’s Ice Cream at 3AM!
(Chocolate Chip and Double Chocolate Chip)

8:40am: And we’re awake again. We slept a little. There were dogs barking.
We woke up and didn’t really get back to sleep. And now we’re awake.

9:25am: We made a double iced espresso.
And it’s raining outside! Well, drizzling or sprinkling.
WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! And some of it is reaching the ground.

10:50am: Well, it stopped “raining” but it’s still gray out.
Reminds us of a Marin County Summer morning, the color, the temp, the humidity.
We took the dog outside. We played with the dog. We’re chillin’ on Tuesday.

12:30pm: We took a short unplanned nap with the dog…. and now we’re up again.
We took the dog outside. And we took the dog outside again.

The Emmy Nominations were announced today in Hollywood.
We know someone nominated. He was on KTLA with Sam Rubin this morning.

Disneyland’s “Jungle Cruise” got a remodel during the pandemic closure.
All the controversial scenes (with the African natives) have been changed.
The classic Adventureland theme park ride re-opens this week.

2:15pm: We made an iced espresso
and we ate a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese

3:05pm: Published a new Blog Post! “Vintage Disney Storage Finds #10 – Mugs!”peewee promo
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4:30pm: We took a shower.

6:00pm: We have company! Real live people in the house today.
Family visiting from a FOREIGN COUNTRY! Unmasked and personal!
Hugs, handshakes, hor d’oeuvres…. and we’re going to have dinner.
A LITTLE TOO WEIRD. They are tested and vaccinated, but it’s weird.
Our step-sister and her husband and children are here.
They are from the Czech Republic.
And they’re driving to San Francisco tomorrow. Not what we would do….
We advised them to take the 101 north, and not Interstate 5, or Highway 1,
because of the Central Valley heat, the scenery and nice places to stop on US 101,
and the truck traffic on the 5 freeway and tourist traffic on Highway 1.

US 101 will take you through the city of San Francisco and across
the Golden Gate Bridge, through Marin County, and all the way to Oregon.
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California Interstate 5 to 580 and across the Bay Bridge into San Francisco.
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NOTE: The tolls are on the 580 going west into the city at the Bay Bridge.
There is NO TOLL on the Golden Gate Bridge going north, leaving the city.

7:50pm: First Family Dinner in 16 months.
On The Menu: Cornish game hen, stuffing, corn on the cob, salad,
and watermelon, with cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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8:20pm: Well my step-sister’s son is 12 and he can shred on the guitar.
Kid is jammin’ tunes on an acoustic Gibson, but he says he plays electric.
We bought him a new Ibanez electric guitar with all the bells and whistles.
He says he plays by ear when we recommend a YouTube site: JDarks
with guitar tabs and instruction.
Would love to have him do “reaction vids” as he discovers new music!

9:25pm: We sat him down and showed him a couple “old school” YouTube vids.
Then they served the ice cream and we were done with the music lesson.
And so we enjoyed some ice cream for dessert too.
We gave them some travel tips for their trip to San Francisco.
And they just left the house. It was fun to see them and sort of play uncle….
(we like kids when we can give them back) and it’s been three years.

“San Francisco’s Cable Cars Will Be Free to Ride When They Come Back in August”
So they won’t be riding the cable cars this week. They were closed for the pandemic.
But they announced the return of the Cable Cars today, and they’ll be FREE for a month.

California’s Governor Gavin Newsom, who is now being recalled,
announced all kinds of good stuff today: Rent subsidies. Grants for small business.
All kinds of other money for people. Hallelujah!

10:29pm: And all is quiet now. Everyone is gone and the dogs are napping.

BREAKING NEWS: 17 MILLION GALLONS OF UNTREATED SEWAGE
WAS RELEASED INTO THE OCEAN ONE MILE OFF OF EL SEGUNDO
ON SUNDAY NIGHT! THE LOS ANGELES BEACHES ARE TOTALLY POLLUTED!
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Well, at least they’re cleaning up the Homeless Encampments on Venice Beach.
Could take a couple months, and the Homeless problem isn’t going away.
They’re going to make Mayor Garcetti the new Ambassador to India….
(Okay, we just can’t do Garcetti this morning – HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!)

WARNING! COVID-19 (Delta Variant) CASES ARE INCREASING AGAIN!
IT’S THE 4th CONSECUTIVE DAY OF MORE THAN 1000 NEW COVID-19 CASES
IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING!


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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WON! And TRUMP LOST! 

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NOTE: SIX MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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LET THE FIRINGS BEGIN!
“President Biden asked Andrew Saul, a Trump appointee, to resign as Social Security Commissioner, a White House official said. Saul refused and was subsequently notified his employment as commissioner was terminated immediately.” – MSNBC

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CV! Part 178 – 4th of JULY WEEKEND 2021! (Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun)

CV! Part 178 – 4th of JULY Weekend 2021! (Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun)
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF 
LOS ANGELES!

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USA! USA! USA!

Thursday, July 1, 2021 – Rabbit. Rabbit.
Today is the 182nd Day of the year and 183 Days remain until 2022.
The year is half over or half past, and six months remain in 2021.

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O Canada!

It’s CANADA DAY!
On the 154th anniversary of Canadian Confederation on July 1, 1867
NOTE: Many cities cancelled Canada Day celebrations after the bodies of hundreds of native american children were uncovered in unmarked graves on or near former Indian Residential Schools. The border remains closed and tourists won’t be able to cross until at least July 21. And at least 230 people died from the heat in British Columbia since last Friday.

It’s National US Postage Stamp Day!
The United States issued the first postage stamp on July 1, 1847.
Philately is the study of postage stamps and postal history.
And it’s also National Postal Worker Day!

FIRE AND ARREST TRUMP STOOGE
AND GOP TRAITOR LOUIS DEJOY NOW!

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1:55am: Good morning! Happy (month of) July!
We took the dog outside. We made an iced mocha.

8:08am: We slept a little. We got woken up. We are very awake.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We made and drank an iced espresso.
We ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese.

Breaking News about the Surfside Collapse in Miami, Florida:
the rescue effort was halted early this morning due to structural concerns.
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A partial collapse occurred at ~1:23am EST on June 24 at the Champlain Towers South condos.
The death toll is currently 18 and 145 people are missing.
And President Joe Biden  is in town to be President at the scene. He is just doing his job.

Oregon health officials blame 63 deaths on last week’s heat wave.
20 deaths in Washington state are linked to the heat, with more expected to come.
More than 230 deaths have been reported in British Columbia, Canada, since last Friday.

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Rapist Bill Cosby was released from prison yesterday. MORE THAN 60 WOMEN!
FUCK THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT! Bought and paid for.
AND DON’T THINK THE TIMING IS A COINCIDENCE!
There will be a week of Cosby coverage. Unimportant News that just distracts.
Our Justice System is a total disaster. TRUMP IS A RAPIST TOO!

There is NO JUSTICE in this country. BLACKLIVESMATTER!
Rich celebrities can get away with anything. NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
Why are the GOP Traitors still in office and not under arrest?
January 6, 2021 is only seven months ago…. when will they be arrested?
Now Waiting for TRUMP ORGANIZATION INDICTMENTS to be announced.
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. Trump lied to you. 600000+ US DEAD!

NOTE: The Manhattan district attorney, Cyrus Vance,
charged the Trump Organization and Weisselberg
with 15 felony counts including grand larceny and tax fraud

DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in the Summer of 2021!


NATIONAL GINGERSNAP DAY
NATIONAL CREATIVE ICE CREAM FLAVORS DAY

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6:15pm: Today sucks. We ordered a pizza.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
The pizza came. We ate. We’re not hungry now.

On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball

11:25pm: We took a little nap. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We’re chillin’, and that’s our Thursday.

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FIREWORKS!

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Mark Teich (aka “Teichy”) RIP. Another Good One Gone WAY TOO SOON.
Our good friend and “partner in comedy” died yesterday. Cancer got him. Just terrible news. Our thoughts are for his mom and girlfriend and his many friends.
May his memory be a blessing. This one really hurts. FUCK CANCER!
May the Four Winds blow him safely home. 111
The pic is us together is from his birthday party in 2010
with Vaud and the Villains in the VIP Room at Fais Do-Do:


TRAVEL ALERT! TRAVEL ALERT! TRAVEL ALERT!

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It’s the FIRST POST-PANDEMIC HOLIDAY TRAVEL WEEKEND!
It will be the busiest weekend of travel since Christmas of 2019.
47million+ Americans are expected to travel this weekend according to AAA.
132million+ Americans (51% of the population) will go somewhere this weekend.

If you are traveling this weekend, expect crowds, traffic, and delays.
Everyone is understaffed. Flights and other reservations may be cancelled.
Gas prices are spiking this weekend, the highest since 2014.
Los Angeles gas is going for “arvage” $4.30 per gallon!

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Friday, July 2, 2021 – It’s the first day of the second half of the year.

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Fourth of July Friday! Have a SAFE and INSANE weekend everyone!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

It’s WORLD UFO DAY! (aka International UFO Day)
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On this day in 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act.
BLACKLIVESMATTER!

5:45am: Friday morning. We’ve been awake for a little bit.
We took the dog outside. We made an iced espresso.
We are watching the stupid local news on KTLA. AND IT’S REALLY STUPID!

8:30am: We went back to bed and got woken up. The dogs got fed.
We made another iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers are at The White House this morning meeting with President Joe Biden. And LA Mayor Garcetti is there (of course he is, because NO PHOTO OP IS TOO BIG OR SMALL). Garcetti is lobbying for a Washington gig while the City of Los Angeles remains a total mess. What about the BUSISNESS OF LOS ANGELES?

President Joe Biden and Vice-President Kamala Harris met with the Los Angeles Dodgers. They gave the President and Vice-President personalized jerseys. Pitcher Clayton Kershaw made a short thank you speech. Joe told a Satchel Page story and made a joke about age, and then rambled on for too long again. And then they took pictures.

5:20pm: We got the newspapers and the mail. We took the dogs outside. We took a nap with the dogs. We made another iced espresso. It was HOT outside. We stayed inside. Nothing happened. We ate the leftover pizza for lunch. And it’s time to feed the dogs again. We’ve already set up their supper. Just going to wait a little bit. We didn’t do anything today again. Friday. Friday.
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4th of July Friday Traffic in Los Angeles at 5:00pm Rush Hour!

11:25pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We made some food for dinner. Good Shabbos everyone!

On The Menu: Bacon cheeseburger on a toasted onion bagel
with dill pickle and potato chips. And a Dr. Pepper to drink
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Saturday 12:15am: We took the dog outside. We took a nice hot shower.
We are watching TV and surfing the interweb. We just drank an iced espresso.

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Saturday, July 3, 2021

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Five to one, baby. One in five
No one here gets out alive

Jim Morrison RIP
December 8, 1943 – July 3, 1971

On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence
was adopted by the Second Continental Congress.

On this day in 1863, the Battle of Gettysburg ended.
The three days of fighting in Pennsylvania finished with a victory for the Union.

ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

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EXTREME FIRE DANGER! Just say NO to fireworks this year. 

8:40am: We didn’t sleep well. We slept a little. We woke up.
The dogs went outside and got fed. We made an iced espresso.

11:00am: We drank the iced espresso. We got the newspapers and the mail.
We ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese.

3:36pm: We took a nap. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We made another iced espresso. We had the dog in the Home Office.
Now they’re in the bedroom. We need to eat. We are listening to music.
Its HOT out. And really bright out. .And we just wasted another hour….

4:20pm.

8:45pm: We made some food. Call it early dinner or late lunch.
We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
Then we took a nap with the dogs.

On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with bacon, cheese, onion and mustard;
dill pickle, carrot & celery sticks, fresh guacamole and salsa verde
with tortilla chips, and a Dr Pepper
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10:55pm: Called the police on the neighbors shooting off fireworks in their backyard again.
Scares the dogs. Annoys the shit out of us. Scares the birds and wild animals.
We are calling everytime from now on. LAPD is overburdened and it’s not an emergency.
And we just spent 22 minutes on HOLD waiting for LAPD Non-Emergency Operator.
CALL 877-LAPD247 to report ILLEGAL FIREWORKS!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

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Sunday, July 4, 2021 –
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

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12:08am: It’s Independence Day! Happy Fourth!
The alarm next door was going off for about 15 minutes,
There was another loud explosion just before midnight.
Now all is quiet. But random fireworks can still be heard farther away.
LAPD is busy working street racers taking over intersections,
a kidnapping, persons with guns, persons with green lasers,
and the usual robberies, assaults, and other crimes.
AND THEY ARE GOING TO ARREST THE GUY WITH THE GREEN LASER!

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When Independence Day falls on a Sunday,
the following Monday is a Federal Holiday
and a State Holiday in all US states except Texas.

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Putting out Old Glory in the morning:
(and check out our pandemic ponytail)

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Celebrate Liberty and Freedom Today and Tomorrow!

10:05am: WE went to bed before dawn…. we woke up too early.
We didn’t sleep because of the Fireworks….. the dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. The newspapers were retrieved. We put the flag out.
We drank an iced espresso. We took the dogs outside.

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3:55pm: We took the dogs outside again. We made some food. We ate the food.
We drank a double iced espresso. We took a nap. We just woke up again.
It’s HOT and Bright outside. We turned on the air-conditioner.

On The Menu: Mac’n’Cheese with bacon (and cheese)
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11:30pm: POLICE SCANNERS ARE GOING OFF TONIGHT!
GUNS! FIREWORKS! ASSAULTS! ARSON! Happy Holiday!
Just another 4th of July in Los Angeles.

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We’ve been taking cover with he dogs in the Home Office all night.
The neighbors started with fireworks at 5:45pm. We called the police again.
The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
The fireworks show at El Caballero Country Club has got to be stopped!
TOO FUCKING LOUD! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
And so many illegal fireworks going off all over the city. Sounds like a war zone.
We took the dogs outside. We made and ate dinner.

On The Menu: Thin cut top sirloin steak and onions
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And we watched the fireworks from New York City, Walt Disney World,
the Hollywood Bowl (with Kool and the Gang), the Rose Bowl,
and Las Vegas, on the TV and on the interweb.

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Walt Disney World Fireworks from 2019:
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New York City Fireworks (Earthcam)
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Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2021:
Joey Chestnut! Weiner! Winner 🌭🌭  🌭🌭  🌭🌭
He ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes!

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CV! Part 119 – SUPER BOWL WEEKEND! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 119 – SUPER BOWL WEEKEND! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! DO NOT TRAVEL!
DON’T GAMBLE IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE!

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NOTE: This is going to be a LONG Blog Post.
Friday, Saturday and Sunday of Super Bowl Weekend!
Plus the actual Big Game, and the aftermath.
And then Sunday night if we don’t fall asleep.
There will be politics, and CoronaVirus info too.
So, Are You Ready? Are you ready for some Sunday Blog Post?

Friday, February 5, 2021
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

START THE MUSIC> “Count Your Blessing and Smile” – George Formby

4:20am: Well we’ve been up all morning. We just had another espresso.
The Big Dog threw up twice in the Home Office in the last hour….
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
So, we cleaned it up along with a lot of swearing.

8:30am: We slept for maybe an hour…..
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
We made another cup of espresso.
We ate a toasted bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam.

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3:45pm: We tried to sleep and got woken up twice.
We haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in a week. And we have a headache.
We drank a cup of espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We are all chillin’ in the Home Office now.

“Lou Dobbs Tonight” was cancelled by FoxNews!
2 Days after a billion dollar lawsuit was filed.
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Christopher Plummer RIP (Arthur Christopher Orme Plummer CC)
December 13, 1929 – February 5, 2021
He was 91 years old (and he was Canadian, born in Toronto)
We had the privilege to meet and work with him, Chris Lemmon, and Martin Landau RIP on the feature film “Firehead” back in 1990-91. He was a great actor, a total professional, and a very nice man. May the Four Winds blow him safely home.

Government Officials in Oahu, Hawaii:
COVID-19 UK Variant – one case confirmed, today (and there are more)

How’s your Friday afternoon?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Good Shabbos.

10:11pm: We picked up the grocery order at the market this evening.
Almost ready for Super Bowl Sunday now.
We got food and drink for the Big Game at home. STAY THE FUCK HOME!
And we might make an in-person market run before game time depending….
So the dogs got fed. And they were outside. And we ate dinner too.

On The Menu: Moroccan chicken, couscous, sautéed asparagus,
and peanut M&Ms for dessert. And later an espresso to drink.
Drink coffee. Drink water. Eat chocolate.

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We are hanging’ with the dogs in the Home Office and now we are going to watch
“The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot” starring Sam Elliott
if we can turn off the YouTube. So much stuff going on.

The 2021 Puppy Bowl XVII on the Animal Planet channel
hosted by Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!
Sunday at 11:00am PST – Are you Team Ruff or Team Fluff?

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FOOTBALL PICKS!
OUR SUPER BOWL PREDICTION: as of Friday 11pm
(we are not liable for any gambling losses, this is for amusement only!)
Kansas City Chiefs will win 23-17 (so take the UNDER)
Tom Brady will CHOKE. “The Fix Is In” (yes, we said it)
There will be a lot of money bet on Brady and Tampa Bay,
so an interception or fumble, can make a big difference in a 4 point game.
And The Weekend (without an “e”) will have a special guest…. Beyonce?
Coin toss: Tampa Bay
First Score: Kansas City
First Quarter: 14-3 Halftime: 17-10
Third Quarter: 20-17 Final Score: 23-17
First Turnover: Tampa Bay (interception)
And we’re taking Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl

“I’m done betting on Pete Townshend” – Cousin Sal
(2-1 odds that Pete would smash his guitar during The WHO’s Halftime show)


Friday Night (Super Bowl Weekend) watching JacobsLifeInLasVegas Livestream
from The Fremont Street Experience in Downtown Las Vegas:

So, here is Las Vegas (Glitter Gulch) – The Fremont Street Experience Downtown!
Super Bowl Weekend Friday night at 10:30-11:00pm and the COVID-19 Pandemic.
We’ve been saying for weeks that Las Vegas is a massive SUPER-SPREADER.
Frontline Casino and Hotel and Restaurant Workers haven’t gotten the vaccine yet.
Tourists from Los Angeles, and other parts of California, and Texas (where they don’t wear masks), and lots of other places where the CoronaVirus is not contained, travel to Las Vegas and THERE’S NO SOCIAL DISTANCING! MASK WEARING IS STILL HAPHAZARD, ALTHOUGH REQUIRED IN THE CASINOS NOW, so it’s better than it was before, but still SUPER-SPREADER. AND PEOPLE STAND AND SMOKE IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A MASK. There were a lot of Police, Sheriffs, Marshalls and other law enforcement out in force.
One Metro Bicycle Officer, wearing yellow, said he had been reassigned to Fremont Street and it was an “all hands on deck weekend” because of the Super Bowl, and the CoronaVirus.
There is also a heightened “terror watch” because of the Trumpers and large party crowds.
It made us very nervous to see the big crowds, and no operating metal detectors, or Security checkpoints/bag checks, which they had around the winter holidays and New Years.
And while there were lots of cops, the through streets and the streets around the bars and casinos outside of the covered pedestrian mall weren’t blocked off to vehicle traffic.
SORRY, NOT SORRY, THIS DOES NOT SEEM SAFE TO OUR WORRIED MIND!

And we also watched our interweb friend Damon “Smoke ‘N’ Scan” on YouTube:
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Saturday, February 6, 2021
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

2:30am: ———— (we worked on this Blog Post all night and into the early AM)
3;35am: ————
4:45am: Time for “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot”
Our eyes are tired from bluescreen and typing, so we need to stop now.

9:15am: We slept a little. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again. We got the newspapers.
We made a cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
OK, Saturday morning. The home heater triggered our asthma, and we woke up coughing and choking for air. We have a headache now.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

1:30pm: We tried to go back to sleep, and may have for a little bit.
Then the mobile dog groomers came. Today’s the day for the dogs to get groomed.
The big dog got a power wash, and the little dogs are getting cleaned and cut.
So there was a lot of noise and commotion when the groomers arrived, and now we are waiting for them to finish with the dogs so we can go back to bed….
Oh, we made and drank another cup of espresso too.

3:15pm: Our calm is restored. We are ready for Saturday.
And getting hyped for tomorrow…
it’s our long-standing tradition to watch “Where The Buffalo Roam” the night before.
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Recapping Saturday Night: (we didn’t write anything until after midnight)
We took the dogs outside. And they got fed their supper.
We took the dogs outside again. And we ordered a pizza delivery.
The pizza came and we ate some. It was pretty pretty pretty good.
And we have some leftover for tomorrow and the big game too.
And then we took the dogs outside again, and we had them in Home Office.
We watched some TV and then some YouTube Livestreams and then it was late.

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“Tickets? Passes? And a key?” – “Must be some sh*t going down somewhere.”

On The Menu: We ordered an extra-large sausage and meatball pizza.
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We didn’t watch much news today.
We also stayed away from Twitter, until late in the day,
and then we escaped the Twitter storm ASAP, before we got too worked up….
Today’s topic:
WHY IS LOUIS DEJOY STILL POSTMASTER GENERAL?
WHEN WILL PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FORCE THE
POST OFFICE BOARD OF (Trump Stooges) TO RESIGN?

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THE GOP TRAITORS (REPUBLICANS):
LOST THE HOUSE – NANCY PELOSI IS DONE WITH THE BULLSH*T!
LOST THE SENATE – VP KAMALA HARRIS CASTS THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE!
LOST THE WHITE HOUSE – PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020 ELECTION!
NRA FILES BANKRUPTCY“Thought and Prayers” (they can’t move to Texas)
TRUMP BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA – THIS. BEST THING IN FOUR YEARS!
PARLAR SHUT DOWN – Fuck you Nazi scum. Fuck you ROGER STONE!
BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUITS AGAINST FOXNEWS – CANCEL FOXNEWS!
And LOU DOBBS CANCELLED – Now do Hannity, Tucker, Ingraham and Pirro.
And there is more coming. (thanks to Don Winslow on Twitter)

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AND WHEN WILL THEY FIX THE FCC AND THE PARK SERVICE?
FORCE AJIT PAI AND THE TRUMP STOOGES TO RESIGN NOW!
WHERE ARE TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS? ISN’T IT TIME NOW?

PANDEMIC READING:
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“Are you ready for some football?” 

Sunday, February 7, 2021 – SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
Do not party with friends or family outside your bubble!

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NOTE: This is a screenshot from Pompsie’s YouTube Livestream tonight.
SUCH A TEASE! STAY THE FUCK HOME! WE WISH WE WERE RIGHT THERE!
This is the Main Casino (table games) Salon for “High Rollers” and VIPs.
It was once upon a time one of our favorite places to play….
Caesars Palace used to be a world class joint
and the best Hotel and Casino in town.
But WHO LET ALL THE RIFF-RAFF IN? What happened to the class and style?
Okay, first they tried to turn it into Disneyland,
then they turned it into Disneyland for Adults,
then they forgot the first rule of running a casino in Las Vegas
(and this was told to me by a veteran pit boss way back when):
“IT’S ALL ABOUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!”
The money is made in the casino. The HOUSE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END.
They monetized food & entertainment, and they cater to the “Burger King” crowd,
They nickel and dime the players. They even changed the rules to fix the odds.
The big corporate resorts forgot the Player’s Names and gave them plastic cards.
They took away the silver coins and gave them slips of paper with barcodes.
They added BULLSH*T RESORT FEES! They make people PAY-TO-PARK!
Clubs, and Ultra-Lounges, and Pool Parties became revenue streams.
Outside Attractions Opened…. drawing the tourists away from the casinos.
The “Law and Order” provided by the old Las Vegas Police and The Mob is gone.
CRIME, AND DRUGS, AND THE HOMELESS, AND GANG-BANGERS,
AND WORST OF ALL THE LOW-ROLLERS TOOK OVER.
Fast food joints and cheap souvenir (for big dollars) stores are inside the casinos.
They farmed out the retail space to any vendor who could pay the price.
They built huge shopping malls to maximize the square footage
and sell their “Made in China” crap to the unwashed masses.
JUST TRY TO GET A COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAIL!
OR A COMP ROOM OR COMP MEAL. “GOOD LUCK”

12:05am: Hey! We made it to Sunday.
We are chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office just after midnight.
And it’s Super Bowl Sunday…. before it’s morning.
LOT’S OF HYPE. We made our picks. Not going to change them now.
We ate pizza, and we’ve been watching YouTube videos again.
Livestreams from Las Vegas…. SUPER-SPREADER EVENT EVERY NIGHT!

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Saturday night LiveStream from The Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas:
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12:50am: We took the dogs outside. And then we put the dogs to bed.
And we made an iced espresso. And we just ate a piece of cold pizza.
We did a lot of work recapping Saturday night and building this Blog Post.
These Blogs don’t write themselves and they don’t appear by magic….
It takes a long time to write, edit, add pics and other stuff, and then finish.
And we’ve really made it a habit to write everyday during the pandemic.
SEE OUR PREVIOUS CV! BLOG POSTS! THIS IS “PART 119”.
(it’s also our Blog’s 8th anniversary and soon we’ll reach 200000 HITS!) 

4:05am: We motivated and became CHORE BOY for just a little bit.
We did a load of laundry and then we cleaned and sanitized the kitchen.
We also CERTIFIED our EDD Claim online for our first two weeks tonight.
We haven’t mailed the check request form yet, and we don’t have a Debit Card, so we are not sure what to do, because if they send a Card and we send the check request form, you just know there will be some kind of problem or delay.

5:50am: We just got busy in the kitchen: we cut some vegetables (celery and carrot sticks), decanted a big can of pineapple juice into a plastic bottle, and made a pot of mac’n’cheese with bacon for later today. And we made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

6:20am: We woke the dogs up and took them outside.
Then we fed them their breakfast and took them outside again.
We got the newspapers. And now the sun is coming up.

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10:15am: We tried to run two errands this morning, but only completed one.
We tried to pickup our mail at our PO Box, but the Post Office lobby was locked, and there was a posted notice about changes…. don’t know if it’s COVID or if it’s still the USPS fuckery.
So we didn’t pick up our mail….
And we made a supermarket run before the game today,
to get some things they didn’t include that we wanted and to stock up on some other things.
NOW WE ARE READY WITH FOOD AND BEVERAGE.
We heated up 3 slices of leftover pizza and ate them for breakfast with an iced espresso.
And we took the dogs outside again, and now we’re all here in the Home Office at 11:00am.

2:05pm: And we are awake again. We just took a nap. We drank a cup of espresso.
Time for the pre-Game festivities. But first, we took the dogs outside for some business.
It’s a beautiful day outside! Blue skies, totally clear, 72 degrees and sunny!
And now it’s 2:30pm! Let’s go inside and watch FOOTBALL!

Are you ready Freddy?
Are you ready for some NFL Super Bowl Football?
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NO. NO PARTYING WITH ANYONE NOT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE BUBBLE!
PLEASE STAY HOME! PLEASE DON’T EXPOSE YOURSELF OR OTHERS!
ZERO CONTACT! JUST STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FAMILY YOU ARE NOT ISOLATED WITH!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FRIENDS!
ZERO CONTACT WITH STRANGERS!
DON’T GO TO CHURCH or TEMPLE or MOSQUE!
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
DON’T GATHER IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE!

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C’MON, YOU REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT EITHER TEAM!
The Chiefs? Really? Tampa Bay? Really? The Buccaneers?
Tom Brady? Mahomes? Really? This entire NFL Football Season?
We get it, you got nothing else. “America’s past time.”
NFL Football and the Super Bowl is the only thing. National Holiday.
You’ll probably go apesh*t for The Weekend (without an “e”) on Monday….
AND THEY’RE HAVING IT IN FLORIDA INSTEAD OF CALIFORNIA.
And they’re going to have fans in the stands. No worries about COVID-19.
The $uper Bowl (NFL Football) is all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Sports wagering is legal now, so there’s that too. Public Health be damned.
THE TEAM OWNERS, THE CORPORATIONS, SPONSORS, NETWORKS,
AND ADVERTISERS MADE BILLIONS DURING THE PANDEMIC.
(Some teams 
even got Government Pandemic Grants and Loans)


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Peyton Manning was the first finalist named by the Pro Football Hall of Fame for 2021, and there is no doubt he’ll be a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer in August. They’ll make the official announcement on Saturday at the NFL Honors, before the Super Bowl on Sunday. And he’ll enter the Hall of Fame as both a Colt and Bronco. Manning is the only starting QB in NFL history to win the Super Bowl with two different teams. Manning led Denver to the playoffs in all four seasons as the Broncos’ QB during his 18 year career. When Manning retired in 2016, he held NFL records with 71940 career passing yards, 539 career passing TDs, and 13 consecutive seasons with at least 25 passing TDs. During Manning’s 2013 MVP season, he threw 55 touchdown passes for 5477 yards, breaking both NFL records!

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“the Broncos have fallen off the map ever since winning Super Bowl 50”

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SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUPER BOWL 55!
Kickoff at 3:30pm PST
Live from Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida
(How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers get Home Field advantage?)
First time the Super Bowl is being played in one of the team’s hometown.
And because of COVID-19, the Chiefs couldn’t travel until Friday?
It seems like an unfair advantage for Tom Brady to have…. oh well.
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Watch the game: CBS, NFL Network, ESPN Deportes,
NFL Channel, CBSSports.com and the CBSSports App

Kansas City Chiefs (14-2) AFC (Patrick Mahomes QB)
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The Chief are the better team, Tom Brady is old.
But Tom Brady and Gronkowski have experience playing in the big game.
And the Super Bowl is a different kind of rookie “pressure” situation,
so it will all hinge on Mahomes adjusting and playing his best game.
AND if “THE FIX IS IN” as we discussed in our FOOTBALL PICKS.

The Chiefs are still favored to win, and the point spread is now -3.0
The Over/Under is now 56

Science! This kid is smart!
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Eric Church & Jazmine Sullivan will sing the National Anthem and H.E.R. is scheduled to sing “America the Beautiful.” during the Super Bowl pregame,
It costs ~$5.5million for a 30-second commercial spot during Super Bowl 2021
The Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show
The Weeknd
performs at halftime (will there be a special guest, he says no)
TOM BRADY IS AN (alleged) CHEATER!
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS!
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GAME TIME! – THE BIG GAME!
AT LAST IT’S TIME FOR SUPER BOWL 55!
(Are you ready for some commercials?)

“The Super Bowl Today”
Phil Simms picks KC 30-24 (4 out of 5 CBS commentators like the Chiefs)
Alicia Keyes is singing about racism on an NFL broadcast. BLACKLIVESMATTER!
These A**holes are patting themselves and the NFL on the back now….STFU now.
Maybe Colin Kaepernick will be the special guest in the Halftime show.
FIRE PHIL SIMMS. We thought we were way past this stupidity.
3:00pm and we’re moving on. YouTube KICKOFF SHOW!
SoCal Toyota, Spectrum mobile, “Hold the Line” #FinishStrong is a FORD ad, George the groundskeeper YouTube Originals “Life In A Day” now streaming, CBS Sports promo.
And HYPE the Super Bowl.
CBS Sports “Stand By Me” with Jennifer Hudson and we’re already crying…
FIRST RESPONDERS ARE HEROES! F*CK TOM BRADY! 
Jim Nantz and Tony Romo
Commercials and a promo for Queen Latifah in “The Equalizer”
“Shadowy Lombardi with voiceover quotes” hyping something in 20 minutes…. 2.7.21
MORE HYPE. Introducing the Kansas City Chiefs to their “racist Indian chant’
Introducing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers-oh we mean Tom Brady….. F*CK TOM BRADY!

3:15pm Team updates from sideline correspondents
More commercials! Pizza Hut w/Craig Robinson, The Weeknd (without an “e”) promo for the Pepsi Halftime Show, cel phone mounts weather tech.com, Nintendo Switch with Serena Williams, PGA Tour,

President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (a message to America)
and a moment of silence…. for all who have lost their lives.

Lombardi again. Montage of PANDEMIC and football. LOMBARDI SPEECH.
H.E.R. performs “America the Beautiful” with an electric guitar
ASL performance by Warren “Wawa” Snipes.
MILITARY COLOR GUARD and Field Band from Washington D.C.
National Anthem with FIREWORKS.
Eric with an electric guitar and Jazmine Sullivan (country artists)
cut to military troops in Kuwait and cut to Ebony and Ivory happening
and a military flyover. B-52, (another plane) and a Stealth Bomber
Commercials: Disney+, ROCKSTAR, TurboTax, McDonalds,
Return to Glory CBS Sports promo

COIN TOSS time!
Amanda Gorman poem (Wounded Warrior Project promo) – WTF is this?
Honorary Captains – Frist Responders James Martin Tremaine Davis Suzie Dorner
7500 vaccinated health care workers were given tickets and they are HEROES.
KC calls Heads, KC wins the toss and defers to Tampa Bay.
KICKOFF is next. We put the dogs in the bedroom and went into the kitchen.
KCIKOFF – Tampa Bay has the ball, 3 plays and will punt. We got snacks.
Mahomes and KC have ball. Blitzing Linebacker!
Then Mahomes runs for a 11 yard First Down on 3rd&7
Commercials. M. Night Shamalan made another film “Old” we won’t see.
M&Ms, logitech, Paramount+ CBS promo

Tom Brady…blah blah blah. Tampa Bay runs the ball for 13 yards on First Down.
“The Romo Report”….HAHAHAHA.
Loss of 3. Complete pass. Tom Brady SACKED on 3rd&8 – TB Punts.
KC starts on the 42 yard line. Moved back to the 38 yard line.
Commercials. Marvel’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, all civilian mission to space Inspiration, Sesame Street “In Your Neighborhood” WTF? DoorDash,
After the Game promos,
BudweiserZero/Verizon/DoorDash tags onscreen.

KC with the ball, end around run, run up the middle, 1st and 10.
Mahomes runs 10 yards for another First Down. Another run.
2nd&4. Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete. Penalty against Tampa Bay.
1st&10 incomplete pass, WTF was that? Receiver didn’t turn around.
2nd&10 QB toss, and tackled for a loss
3rd&11 Mahomes throws for the End Zone. Incomplete.
49 yard Field Goal and Kansas City scores first!  3-0
Commercials. 2D Matthew McConaghey Doritos 3D, Will Ferrell Norway? GM EV with Keenan, Akwafina,  WTF Paramount+ promo, Pepesi Halftime show promo and back to the game
BudLIght Legends.

KC kickoff goes into the End Zone. Tampa Bay will start on the 25 yard line.
Run for 3. Run for 6. 3rd&1. We need more Doritos. Run for . 1st&10. Incomplete pass. FLAG.
Holding penalty on KC’s defense. 1st&10. Brady throws for a 16 yard completion.
1st&10 Play action screen pass. Run. Pass completed. Screen pass. Tampa Bay
2nd&5. Gronk runs for a Touchdown and the commentators go wild. A**holes.
Point after kick is GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 7-3
The commentators are FAILING! Too busy talking, not calling the game.
Commercials. Pringles, BudLight (my old friend Jonathan Floyd!) with a bunch of celebs “BudLIght Legends” get rid of the BudLight Knight, Chipotle, CBS promo “Clarice”,
T-Mobile, GM tags

Kickoff and KC returns the ball to the 37 yard line.
1st&10 Incomplete pass – knocked down. 2nd&10 KC pass over the middle 6 yard gain.
3rd&4 end of First Quarter 7-3
Commercials. Mountain Dew with John Cena, Nick Jonas Dexcom G6 (diabetes?),
We help get jobs…indeed WTF? , Cheesehead w/Aaron Rodgers, Mahomes, Paul Rudd & Drake – State Farm (Drake from State Farm dressed in khakis),

3rd&4  incomplete pass on bad screen pass play call…Fourth Down Punt.
PEYTON MANNING HALL OF FAME! And some other great players.
Tampa Bay 1st&10 incomplete pass. Cardboard cutouts.
2nd&10 complete pass
Unnecessary Roughness penalty after the play.
1st&10 Run for 7 yard gain. 2nd&3 run for First Down gain of ?
These commentators SUCK.
1st&10 Brady completes a long pass 31 yard gain. TimeOut called.
No recap…just more Tom Brady stats and bullshit. Tom Brady , blah blah, blah.
1st&Goal. 2nd& Goal incomplete pass in the End Zone.
3rd&Goal Run, stopped on the 1 yard line
4th&Goal. Tampa Bay runs. Did he break the plane…. NO!
The Chiefs stopped the run on the 1 yard line!  NO SCORE!
Commercials. BudLIght seltzer, Scotts with MATT BRAUGNER! And Martha Stewart and Carl Weathers. John Travolta. Sketchers, WeatherTech, CBS Promo for The Equalizer!

After review, the call stands and Tampa Bay is charged with a TimeOut.
KC has the ball on the 1 yard line. 1st&10. Mahomes in the End Zone completes a short pass and the Chiefs gain 14 yards on a weaving run. 1st&10 incomplete pass.
2nd&10 handoff and gain of 2 on the run. 3rd&8 incomplete pass – dropped?
4th&8 56 yard Punt and nice tackle at the 30. FLAG on the kick and Holding on KC.
10 yard penalty and replay the Fourth Down Punt.
KC SHANKS THE 2nd (replay) PUNT BIG TIME 29 yards.
Commercials. Tracy Morgan Dave Bautista “I’m Pretty Sure…” Rocket Mortgage,
Oatly dude siinging in a field, Babies born today Huggies, CBS PGA Golf Masters promo,
Tags State Farm, Budweiser Zero, Rocket Mortgage

Romo Report. Screen pass.
Tampa Bay 2nd&13 pass to Gronk, the commentators won’t stop talking….. no info.
Ball deflected, interception! FLAG! Holding on KC defense so the play comes back
5 yard penalty and automatic First Down
1st&10. 2nd&9. Complete short pass. 3rd&6 incomplete pass.
4th&6 Tampa Bay Field Goal attempt. It’s good, but there’s a FLAG.
Offside penalty against the Chiefs…. automatic First Down for Tampa Bay.
TOUCHDOWN pass to Gronk. Another penalty on KC declined.
Point After is Good. Tampa Bay leads 14-3.
Commercials, and we took a break too…. E-Trade, Best Foods Mayo with Amy Schumer, Paramount+ with Beavis&Butthead, something

Nantz and Romo won’t shut up. THEY SUCK.
Nantz Verizon 5G promo during broadcast.
KC Mahomes completes a pass.
KC 1st&10 on the 39 yard line. 4 yard gain on a short pass.
2nd&6 Completed pass for 12 yard gain. 1st&10 Mahomes runs for another First Down!
1st&10 Run for 7 yards. 2nd&3 Completed short pass and run.
1st&10 TWO MINUTE WARNING!
Commercials. TurboTax, DraftKings, Mercari, Tide (loser spot), and we need more tortilla chips too, CBS “Clarice” promo
Tags Toyota, Tide

Two Minutes. (TICK TOCK) Mahomes throws to the side for a loss. Out of bounds.
2nd&11 Completed pass 5 yard gain 3rd&6 HARD RUSH…throws out of bounds.
4th&6 KC Field Goal attempt – 34 yards and its GOOD. Tampa Bay leads 14-6.
Commercials. DrSquatch, Vroom (loser commercial), Brad Garrett for Jimmy John’s.
Gwen Stefani and Adam, Blake Shelton for T-Mobile 5G
Tag Rocket Mortgage Halftime Report promo

Kickoff to Tampa Bay, runback 29 yards to
Montage of personal fouls and pushing.
Run. No gain. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Nantz-Romo jerkoff session.
2nd&10. We have no idea because the commentators aren’t giving any info.
3rd&2 Completed pass to Gronk. 1st&10 long pass attempt, incomplete, late FLAG.
Pass Interference.wasnotcatchable.barely a foul. 1st&10 completed pass.
1st&Goal. and the COMMENTATORS SUCK. Tampa Bay calls TimeOut.
9 yard line. Tom Brady. 13 seconds and incomplete pass. FLAG.
Pass Interference. Ball at the 1 yard line. 10 seconds. Completed pass for a Touchdown.
FLAG. Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty after the play on KC for wiggling a finger.
Point After kick is Good. 21-6 Tampa Bay lead with 6 seconds left in the First Half.
Kickoff out of the End Zone. KC ball on the 25. Clock is done. HALFTIME> 5:16pm PST.

RocketMortgage Halftime Report and Pepsi Halftime Show.
We actually did the entire First Half….
Commercials. Paramount+ story continues with Patrick Stewart. DJ Khaled, James Corden,
CBS Queen Latifah “The Equalizer” promo, a special Late Show promo, Cutwater Spirits canned cocktails, FindAMortgaeBroker.com, Tecate Beer “Mexico” DTLA, CBS local promo.
RocktMortgage Halftime Report  Tom Brady, blah, blah, blah, with Gronk.
“Slimelights” from Nickelodeon – SpongeBob Movie! WTF?
What is this…. we’re going into the kitchen…
First Half highlights?

HALFTIME SHOW (extended Halftime)
We’ll follow up with our review of The Weeknd (without and “e”)’s performance.

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SECOND HALF:
Kansas City will receive. They deferred after winning the coin toss.
KC 52 yard Field Goal attempt is good 21-9
Commercials. Samuel L.Jackson digital Verizon 5G.
Uber Eats “Wayne’s World!” Eat Local with Cards B.YES!!!! EXCELLENT!
CBS programs promos,
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“Champa Bay” HAHAHA. not funny.
Kickoff to Tampa Bay 1st&10 Run for 3 yards. 2nd&7 Complete screen pass for 3 yards.
3rd&4 Completed pass over the middle First Down.
1st&10
Pepsi promo in game. Instead of info.
2nd&5 completed pass to Gronk… big gain.
1st&10 Tampa Bay – Fournette runs for a TOUCHDOWN.
Nantz and Romo don’t even know who scored. TOTAL FAIL
Point After is good 28-9 Tampa Bay blowout.
Commercials. T-Mobile Blackish Anthony Anderson, Michelob Ultra with sports champions,
“The Equalizer” promo, Paramount+ SpongeBob promo,

And we’re back 19 points behind KC has the ball.
2nd&7 Mahomes is sacked.
Pass deflected, Tampa Bay intercepts. Holding penalty declined. Play stands.
Commercials. RocketMortgage Tracy Morgan “I’m pretty sure…”, DraftKings promo,
Microban sanitizing, fiverrr making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Colbert Late show promo!
Tags T-Mobile, Doritos 3D

Tampa Bay 28-9  6:30 minutes left in the 3rd Quarter.
Tom Brady blah blah blah… Okay we’re done. And so is Kansas City.
Please stop showing Mahomes chewing on his mouthpiece….

Weird snap. Brady recovers. 4th Down.
52 yard Field Goal Tampa Bay 31-9.
Commercials. We went into the kitchen.
Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me” with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cheetos Pop Mix
WeatherTech, SquareSpace with Dolly Parton “9 to 5”

We made some food at Halftime. And we ate it during the Third Quarter.

End of Third Quarter 31-9
Commercials. Lombardi quote replay NFL, Modelo Beer, “Burgers” Postmates (not a car commercial), scientology, SoCal Toyota Dealers local promo,

Fourth Quarter. Can KC comeback? Nope. Ratings are plummeting….
Mahomes is limping. Free-for-All time….
4th&9 incomplete pass. KC is really done now. Tampa Bay takes over on downs.
Commercials. Jeep – chapel in the middle with Bruce Springsteen WTF? (a cross and a flagNONONO) what is this shit? – Reunited States of America Red Star?, Paramount+
Tags Budweiser Zero, WeatherTech, Klarna (smooth shopping)

Nantz Michelob Ultra voice promo
Back to the game. Mahomes is sacked again.
31-9 with 7 minutes left in the Fourth Quarter
Personal Foul penalty on Tampa Bay. Roughing the QB.
On screen promo for “powered by aws”
More penalties against KC… THE FIX WAS IN. It was the refs. 

A “fan ran onto the field” (Is this streaking?) You didn’t see this on your TV.
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cut to commercials.
Michelob Ultra – Christopher Walken Serena, Usher, Sylvester Stallone, Don Cheadle lookalikes
Hulu Disney+ ESPN+, Klara – Maya Rudolf “These Boots Are Made For Walking”, CBS “The Equalizer” promo, CBS promo

Nantz Verizon Postgame Show promo
And we are back…31-9 4 minutes left
Commercials. missed a few, Robinhood, CBS Promos, CBS Tough As Nails promo,

“The Game did not live up to the hype” Tom Brady blah blah blah
Shut up Romo. IS this OVER yet? NOW it is just Painful to watch.
NANTZ JUST BROUGHT UP A CAR ACCIDENT Thoughts and Prayers
FUCK NANTZ AND ROMO, they should just be fired.

We had to break, time to feed the dogs supper.
They went outside. They got fed. They went outside.
We watched the end of the game on TV in the kitchen.
Now we are back in the Home Office and the dogs are chillin’ after dinner.
Tampa Bay won. FINAL SCORE 31-9. Tom Brady. Blah blah blah.
WELL THAT SUCKED.
Hope you took the UNDER.
Just like the rest of the 2020 NFL season, the big game was a total letdown.

POST GAME.
Trophy ceremony with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. MUTE.
Tom Brady… Blah blah blah blah blah blah…
Too many commercials. We have to turn it off now. at 7:22pm PST.
Buy your NFL merch. NFL SHOP — because that’s what it’s really all about.
Where’s Colin Kaepernick today?
BLACKLIVESMATTER only matters at the bottom line in professional sports.
We’re tired. We have a headache. Is “The Equalizer” on yet?


9:25pm: We just woke up again. We fell asleep with the dogs a couple hours ago.
Stephen Colbert’s Super Bowl Special is on TV.
Famous Directors do Player Introductions was hilarious!
Commercial for Foggy Pine Books in Bingham North Carolina – Sam Elliott and Tom Hanks
Robert Downey Jr., Tiffany Haddish and then Metallica


On The Menu: Leftover Pizza, Peanut M&Ms, tortilla chips, nacho cheese Doritos, carrot and celery sticks, dill pickle, iced espresso to drink, teriyaki beef jerky, 2 hotdogs with mustard and onions, mac”n”cheese with bacon, avocado, and one chocolate covered cake donut
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NOTE: We had to publish at 11:00pm because WordPress was being weird.
So this Blog Post is still under construction…..as of Monday morning a 1:45am.

From last year.
The Kansas City Chiefs won 31 – 20,
and destroyed the San Francisco 49ers in the Fourth Quarterhgapolpv4lo1one8nqy7


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Peyton Manning celebrates after Super Bowl 50 at Levi’s Stadium on February 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, California.



Food, Glorious Food!

Food, Glorious Food!

“Food, glorious food! We’re anxious to try it
Three banquets a day — Our favorite diet!
Just picture a great big steak — Fried, roasted or stewed!
Oh, food! Wonderful food! Marvelous food! Glorious food!”

NOTE: This is a Blog Post about food. It contains pictures of food. Meat included.
If you are offended by meat, pictures of meat, or pictures of food,
please just scroll on down past this post to the next post. Thank you.

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Toasted Bagel with Lox, Cream Cheese & Persian Cucumber

Time for some HOMECOOKING! Or at least pictures of food cooked at our home.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert! We are grateful to be able to dine out and bring food in when we want. We are even more thankful that we have access to and can afford such wonderful food, when so many people in the world are hungry.

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“Please Sir, I want some more.”

“Food, Glorious Food” is a song from the musical “Oliver!” The musical adaption of the Charles Dickens novel “The Adventures of Oliver Twist” the story of a young orphan who runs away to London in search of a better life.

Take just a moment to appreciate the food you eat. Be thankful you aren’t starving.

Enjoy these pictures of some of the good food we have prepared and eaten this summer:

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Surf and Turf! Steaks, spicy garlic and popcorn shrimp, chili with cheese, burritos, hotdogs, sandwiches, quesadillas, ramen, eggs & bacon, fruit and veggies! And of course dessert. More beef! More steak! More meat! “It’s what’s for dinner.” 

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T-Bone Steaks, roasted red potatoes, and steamed broccoli & carrots

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NY Steaks, cheese ravioli & sauce, and steamed broccoli & carrots

And some tasty cheese blintzes with raspberry jam!

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Cheese Blintzes with Raspberry Jam

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There is no joy in Mudville, the Dodgers have struck out. (again)

DODGERS LOSE! 

There is no joy in Mudville… the Dodgers have struck out. (again)

MLB NL Playoff Game 5: NY METS 3 – LA DODGERS 2

Farmer John hotdogs (Dodger Dogs) are gross. And we’re still boycotting the Los Angeles Dodgers, Time-Warner and any of their sponsors:

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Dodgers Stadium in Chavez Ravine, Los Angeles, CA

Dodgers Stadium in Chavez Ravine, Los Angeles, CA

They suckered you in and took your money. You bought your hat, jersey, bobbleheads and other merch. You don’t get to watch the game on TV (FU TWC), and how much did you spend on tickets, parking and overpriced concessions to see them play at Chavez Ravine? And now when it counts, they fold like a bad poker hand and let you down again.

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One minute after my post, “Get ready Dodgers fans, it’s choke time….”
the NY Mets hit a home run and went ahead 3-2 and ultimately won the game.

Here’s the “Live Facebooking” with my friend Keith until the end of the game:

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I’ve been a fan since the original Dodgers Pepsi Fan Club in the 70s. I haven’t been able to watch games on TV for TWO YEARS!

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Sorry Keith. Dodgers lose again.

Better order that LAPD “Tactical Alert” right now…

FIRE MATTINGLY! END THE BLACKOUT! GO CUBS!

Maybe the games will be televised in Los Angeles next season. I saw the massive Police presence at Dodgers Stadium for Game 5 and had to wonder who pays the tab for the Police and other Los Angeles City Services during a baseball game?

The Brickroom in Ashland Oregon

Dodgers Game on FREE TV at The Brickroom in Ashland Oregon – June 2015

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UPDATE: October 28, 2015 – The Dodgers and Don Mattingly have gone their separate ways! The Cubs did not win the playoffs and the first game of the World Series went extra innings with the Kansas City Royals defeating the Toronto Blue Jays. The Blackout and BOYCOTT continues! FU TWC! Who will be the next Dodgers General Manager?

Tuesday Night at the Hollywood Expo in Hollywood!

Special Blog!

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce “Hollywood Expo” at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Boulevard in Hollywood on April 2nd, 2013.

Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel - Hollywood, California (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel – Hollywood, California (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Willett Travel is a proud Member of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce and we were invited to the event at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.  I drove into Hollywood from the valley at 5pm, there was some rush hour “stop and go” traffic on the 101 Freeway before the 134 Freeway but once I got past the split it was smooth sailing into town.  It’s always tough to work your way through traffic down Highland but it really gets bad at this time of day.  Hollywood (at the intersections of Highland/Franklin, Hollywood/Highland-Cahuenga-Vine, Sunset/Highland-Cahuenga-Vine) needs pedestrian walkway/overpasses like they have in Las Vegas! 

Highland Ave approaching Hollywood

Highland Ave approaching Hollywood (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

I could have valet parked, but instead self parked in the concrete dungeon at Hollywood & Highland across the street.  First two hours are only $2 with validation vs. discounted $6 for valet parking at the hotel.  Validations can be obtained from most of the merchants with a purchase or you can get one for FREE at the Visitor’s Information Desk.

Travel Tip: REMEMBER WHERE YOU PARKED!  The levels are color coded but once you’re on the escalators, it’s easy to forget or get confused because the doors and floors are not clearly labeled and the parking levels are as large as a football field.  Also, be sure to AutoPay before returning to your car.

Self Park at Hollywood and Highland

Parking Dungeon at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

I walked past the street performers and crowds on The Walk of Fame in front of the Dolby, El Capitan, and Chinese Theaters at Hollywood and Highland.

Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Street Performers and a Crowd on Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Dolby Theater at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Dolby Theater at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

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Street Performers at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Chinese Theater on Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Chinese Theater on Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Crowd at the Chinese Theater Courtyard (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Crowd at the Chinese Theater Courtyard (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

I took a few pictures on the Hollywood Walk of Fame:

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And then I crossed Hollywood Boulevard to the historic Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

On Hollywood Boulevard (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Boulevard (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Chaplin in bronze on at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Chaplin Bronze – the Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Blvd (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Because I entered from Hollywood Boulevard instead of from the valet parking portico, I had to go down one flight of stairs, through the basement hallway, and up the stairs on the other side of the hotel to check-in.

Hollywood Roosevelt Basement Hallway

Hollywood Roosevelt Basement Hallway (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

The Hollywood Expo was held in the Lobby and Roosevelt Room (where the first Academy Awards were held).  The hotel was completely renovated and is beautifully restored.  It has retained it’s historic decor and atmosphere while providing all the amenities of a first class property.

Hollywood Expo - Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel Lobby (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Expo in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel Lobby (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Expo in the Roosevelt Room (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Expo in the Roosevelt Room (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Expo in the Roosevelt Room (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Expo in the Roosevelt Room (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

There was food and drink provided by some of the vendors (and two drink tickets for the full bar).  I had a hotdog from Pink’s, steak slices from BLT Steak, a mini thai shrimp salad, a cream puff from Panos Pastries, a little piece of red velvet cheesecake, a slice of pizza from Village Pizzeria, ice cream from Baskin Robbins, and a hamburger slider from the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.  There were other food vendors including Togo’s sandwiches, Fabiolus Cafe, event caterers and even a “shot from a block of ice” with ultra premium liquors that I did not sample.

I met Johnny Depp! (but he looked a little stiff and waxy and didn’t even say hello)

Johnny Depp from Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum in Hollywood

Johnny Depp from Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

The costumed women from the Hollywood Carnavale were definitely the “Best Dressed”!

The Women from the Hollywood Carnavale at the Hollywood Expo

Women of the Hollywood Carnavale – Hollywood Expo (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

And Hollywood Politicians had vendor tables and were in attendance too.

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Mike Feuer presses the flesh at the Hollywood Expo (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

The event ended about 8pm and I walked back to the parking garage.  Of course I took a few pictures on my way back.  Hollywood Blvd at Night is always very interesting!

Hollywood Blvd at Night

Traffic on Hollywood Blvd at Night (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Blvd Darth Vader, an Imperial Stormtrooper and Bumblebee the Transformer on The Walk of Fame in front of the Chinese Theater and the Disney El Capitan Marquee (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Blvd at Night – Darth Vader, Stormtrooper & Transformer on the Walk of Fame in front of the Chinese Theater & the El Capitan  (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood Blvd and the courtyard in front of the Chinese Theater wasn’t very crowded for whatever reason, so I had to take a few more pictures:

Chinese Theater Hollywwood at Night (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Chinese Theater Hollywood at Night (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

The Doors Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

The Doors Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Jack Nicholson's hand and footprints at the Chinese Theater

Jack Nicholson’s hand/footprints at the Chinese Theater (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Dean Martin's hand and footprints at the Chinese Theater

Dean Martin’s hand/footprints at the Chinese Theater (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

And even though it wasn’t Oscar night, it’s always fun to walk the Academy Awards path.

Dolby Theater entranceway

Dolby Theater entranceway (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Staircase at the Dolby Theater

Staircase at the Dolby Theater (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Dolby Theater at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Dolby Theater at Hollywood and Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Down the escalator, paid the AUTOPARK, back to the car, out of the garage and onto Highland.

Loews Hotel on Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Loews Hotel on Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Traffic on Highland heading for the 101 Freeway (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Traffic on Highland heading for the 101 Freeway (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Hollywood knows how to throw a trade show!  There was lots of SWAG, food, drink, candy, and stuff but it wasn’t overwhelming.  I was there for about two and a half hours, met a lot of people who want to do business and collected their business cards, product information, and lots of fun stuff!

Best swag: there wasn’t really anything great.  I asked for a bottle of the Hula Girl mixer, which was great blended with ice and rum, but they were being super tight even at the close of the show and wouldn’t give it up (and I still gave them a mention here).

Best food: the Pink’s hotdog without having to wait in line, the steak from BLT Steak and the delicious cream puff from Panos Pastries!

SWAG from the Hollywood Expo

SWAG from the Hollywood Expo (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

I had a good time while I ate, drank and met some good people at the event.  It was definitely worth the price of parking.  NOTE: the first two hours at Hollywood&Highland are only $2 with validation, but if you go over two hours they stick you with an additional $4 charge.  It cost $6 and I didn’t have to tip the valet, so it’s still the least expensive parking in Hollywood!

$6 Parking at Hollywood&Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

$6 Parking at Hollywood&Highland (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

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