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CV! Part 185 – Olympic Weekend #1 (Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon)

CV! Part 185 – Olympic Weekend #1 (Friday-Saturday-Sunday-Monday)
EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!

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WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING!

Friday, July 23, 2021
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USA! USA! USA! GO TEAM USA! TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS!
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“People live one generation, your life lives for generations after,
your name lives on forever.”
– Yakuza tattoo

3:05am: So, we are still awake. We have been watching YouTube vids.
Maybe watching some TV too. It’s Friday morning now.
We are tired, so might be time for bed.

8:20am: We finally went to bed around 5:00am. And we didn’t sleep well.
We just woke up and we’re going back to bed soon….
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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We watched the end of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics Opening Ceremony.
OMG IT WAS SO BORING. No audience in the stadium. SO BORING!
Jazzy piano instrumental. 50 Pictographs and an unsteady-cam….
Kabuki theatre performance….REALLY? And there were fireworks too.
GAVE US A HEADACHE IMMEDIATELY. Shaky camera and jump cut moves.
NBC just sucked this morning. And the NBC hosts suck too.

NOTE: If there is a Mike Lindell MyPillow commercial on during a show….
we will CHANGE THE CHANNEL. We are done watching your program.

10:05am: WE MUST MOTIVATE! We tried to go back to bed, but no luck.
We’ve spent the last 2 hours doing nothing. And we’re watching “Top Chef”.
And it’s making us hungry for breakfast.

11:30am: We drank another iced espresso.
We reheated and ate three slices of leftover pizza for brunch.
We drank a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice.
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12:40pm: We need to run errands. MUST GET DRESSED.

5:10pm: Back in our “lounge wear” and barefoot at home.
It was FUCKING HOT TODAY. Really HOT out.
Recapping the afternoon. We got dressed and went out at 2:00pm.
We ran errands. We went to the bank. We skipped the Post Office.
We came home. We took the dogs outside.

What’s cooking?
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We ventured into GW today and found a 50th anniversary copy
in almost new and unused condition for $2.25. Score.
(it was originally $2.99, but it was 25% off this week)
Paid cash. Left them the penny. No receipt required.

6:00pm: We almost fell asleep. FUCK.
The dogs got fed. The dogs barked. The dogs went outside.
We just ordered Thai food delivery for dinner…. estimated 45 mins.

The food was delivered on time. GOOD SHABBOS!

On The Menu: Thai food! BBQ chicken combo w/pad Thai noodles & vegetables,
BBQ rib combo w/fried rice & salad, and chicken satay w/peanut sauce
NOTE: We’re good customers, so they sent us some FREE egg rolls too.
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Recapping Friday night. We ate and fell asleep. We woke up around 10:00pm and spent the night watching TV and surfing the interweb. We also worked on Blog Posts and played with the dogs. We fell asleep sometime before dawn.


Happy Birthday Haile Selassie! Rastamon vibrations mon!
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Haile Selassie I was Emperor of Ethiopia from 1930 to 1974
Born Tafari Makonnen (July 23, 1892 – August 27, 1975)
He established the Organization of African Unity (the African Union) in 1963

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“Look to Africa where a black king shall be crowned,
he shall be the Redeemer” – Marcus Garvey

Haile Selassie I was murdered by Lieutenant Colonel Daniel Asfaw,
on command of the executive committee of the Derg (made up of 17 people).

“Glory be to the father and to the maker of creation.
As it was, in the beginning, is now and ever shall be World without end.”

– Rastafarian prayer

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BLACKLIVESMATTER! JAH RASTAFARI!


Saturday, July 24, 2021

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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8:00am: One more Saturday. We woke up before 6:00am.
We just published last week’s Blog Post (our previous Blog Post)
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We ate the leftover salad from last night with a little ranch dressing.

And then we just finished binge-watching the “Top Chef” finale
(Portland season 18) and the “Last Chance Kitchen” final episodes.
Such a great show and concept. And after 18 seasons it’s still great.
The chefs (the competitors, hosts, and the guest judges) are CHARACTERS!
The story line, editing, emotion, and the format make for exciting episodes.
SUCH AMAZING FOOD! Creative cooking ideas! Always makes us hungry.
And the winner is…. no, we won’t spoil it.

9:00am: We drank another cup of espresso.

Shit in the front hall
One more unsolved mystery
Which dog did the deed?

11:30am: FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. Just a little more drama.
With pet ownership comes great responsibility.
AND THAT’S ALL WE ARE GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT TODAY.

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Dog Days of Summer in Los Angeles

We were invited to dinner tonight. At a public restaurant in a busy part of town.
AND WE SAID “NO THANK YOU” and explained why…. CORONAVIRUS.
COVID-19 Delta Variant. “Breakthrough” virus. Public spaces. Public Restaurant.
Also said they shouldn’t be going out in public, and their kids shouldn’t too.
THERE IS ALREADY A PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY. Not going to go there.
We ran errands yesterday and encountered people not wearing masks,
even though the “mask mandate” is back in effect for Los Angeles. SCARY.
AND SO MANY UNVACCINATED PEOPLE. That anxiety about strangers is back.

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DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? WHO DO YOU TRUST?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CONFLICTING INFORMATION?
ARE YOU FULLY VACCINATED? (If not, WTF aren’t you fully vaccinated?)
After 16 months in isolation, we really want to get out!
We want to travel. We want to party. We want to hang out with out friends.
We are fully vaccinated. And we almost felt safe for a couple weeks….
AND NOW WE DON’T FEEL SAFE
and WE DON’T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT.

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We continue to advise our readers to limit their exposure.
STAY THE FUCK HOME! WEAR A FUCKING MASK!
DO NOT TRAVEL! ZERO CONTACT! SOCIAL DISTANCE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, OR SOCIALIZE WITH STRANGERS!
(you do not know who is and who isn’t vaccinated or infected)

2:45pm: We ate a slice of cold leftover pizza and reheated a leftover egg roll.
We took a nap. We woke up and made an iced espresso.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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10:0pm: Recapping Saturday afternoon, evening and night now.
We hung with the dogs all day. We watched the Olympics.
We watched YouTube vids and TV too. We wasted another Saturday.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We ate four slices of leftover pizza for dinner and drank another iced espresso.
Then we fell asleep. And we just woke up again. The dogs went outside again.

11:40pm: The neighbors are having a noisy backyard party again.
So, we went outside and yelled at them. And then we went dark.

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Watching the Las Vegas Livestreams on Saturday night.
Vloggers we follow on YouTube:
Coolist, BrorFredrik, JacobsLifeInLasVegas, NotLeavingLasVegas,
Pompsie, TurnItUpWorld, Wonderhussy, YellowProductions
(and there are more that we don’t regularly watch)

Please support the (non-profit) Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas!

Jackie Mason RIP age 93
HE WAS A TRUMP SUPPORTER, and so we say good riddance.
NOTE: We wanted to remember him fondly,
but anyone who supports Trump is an enemy of the people.


Sunday, July 25, 2021 – Sunday! Sunday!
“hidden information, perhaps even a secret might come to light.”

On this day in 306 AD, Constantine I was proclaimed Roman emperor.

On this day in 1668, the Great Tancheng Earthquake
aka the Shandong Earthquake (magnitude 8.5) occurred in China.

On this day in 1965, Bob Dylan “went electric” at the Newport Folk Festival.

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2:45am: We’ve got “Turquoise Fever” this morning!

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1:50pm: Hello. Recapping Sunday morning now. We were awake until after 7:00am.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We slept a little. We woke up.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We took an afternoon nap.
We woke up. We made another iced espresso.

3:25pm: It’s HOT. It’s Sunday afternoon. We haven’t eaten. We are hungry.
We don’t want to cook. We don’t want to go out….. Damn.
And we didn’t eat dinner last night, Haven’t eaten since yesterday’s leftover pizza.

Watching “The Movies That Made Us” (“Back to the Future” and “Jurassic Park”)
season two on Netflix today.

Recapping Sunday. Nothing happened.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We got dressed and went out to pick up sushi for dinner.

On The Menu: Sushi! Spicy tuna cut roll, California roll, and albacore sashimi
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MONSOON RAINS IN LAS VEGAS AND ACROSS THE US SOUTHWEST!
Heavy storms, winds, thunder and lightning, floods and flash floods.


Monday, July 26, 2021
Happy birthday Mick Jagger!

ATTENTION:
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Remember Brent Mydland RIP today (10/21/52 ~ 7/26/90)
Remembering J.J. Cale RIP today (12/5/38 – 7/26/13)

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Hakuna matata!

4:55am: It rained a little. in the early morning. Very little.
But some drops actually reached the ground. Not enough.
And we got hungry after 3:00am….
On The Menu: Turkey and cheese on toasted brown bread, dill pickle,
carrot sticks, celery with peanut butter, cherries, and pound cake
with an iced espresso to drink
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6:15am: FUCK FUCK FUCK. We fell asleep for almost an hour.
HEY THE DOG IS BARKING AT SIX IN THE MORNING AGAIN!
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. We tried to go back to bed.

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11:00am: The housekeeper is here.
We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
AND NOW THERE’S A DOG EMERGENCY. 
(AND AFTER YOU IGNORED OUR WARNINGs MORE THAN ONCE)
HERE IS WHERE OUR MORNING WENT TO HELL.
1:15pm:  So there was anger and panic and more anger….
The dog is okay. And now we are watching for any signs of trouble.
The housekeeper finished and left.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. We took a nap with the dogs.

4:25pm: FUCK x 50. WTF? This day just keeps getting worse.

8:50pm: We have to stop. TIMEOUT.
We still haven’t eaten. And we were hungry before.
Now we are too mad to eat.
WE ARE JUST TOO ANGRY TO CONTINUE ‘writing’ TODAY TOO. 

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11:05: We had to eat, so we made some food for dinner.
On The Menu: Turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted brown bread,
dill pickle, carrots & celery sticks, potato chips, and some cherries.
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And now let’s do Tuesday in the next Blog Post.


Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

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COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
611000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of today.
64265+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
53235+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

NOTE: THERE IS ANOTHER REPORT THAT COVID-19 NUMBERS
IN THE US MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER-REPORTED BY AS MUCH AS 60%!
The University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation
reports the number of COVID-19 DEATHS in the US at more than 900000
(that’s 57% higher than the official data according to their analysis)

WARNING! The Delta Variant is spreading!
It was previously known as the “Indian variant”
First detected in India last October and now spreading in more than 40 countries!

THE UNITED STATES WILL CONTINUE THE CURRENT TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS.
The CDC now advises Americans against travel to the United Kingdom!
The Department of Veterans Affairs will require healthcare workers to get COVID-19 vaccines.

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A Message from Smuggler’s Cove in San Francisco:
Beginning Thursday, July 29th, Smuggler’s Cove will be joining the over 400 members of the San Francisco Bar Owners Alliance and temporarily requiring either proof of vaccination or a negative covid test (within 72 hours) to enter the bar. This is for the safety of our guests, our staff, and their families. In addition to your ID, please be prepared to show:
1. Your vaccination card, a photo of your card, or your digital record.
OR
2. Proof of a negative COVID test within the last 72 hours.
We thank you for your understanding and patience, and by working together we can help stop the spread and return as quickly as possible to a point where we won’t have to do this. The support of our guests means the world to us as we continue to recover from our fifteen-month closure. Thank you!!!
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Smuggler’s Cove – San Francisco

And they are not the only ones.
The COVID-19 Delta Variant is becoming a new national emergency (again).

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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NOTE: SIX MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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THE CORRUPT GOP TRAITORS MUST BE PROSECUTED FOR
TREASON, SEDITION, INSURRECTION, CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN,
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and GENOCIDE!

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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AND DO NOT TRUST THE 2020 CENSUS!
OR ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!

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**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App


HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

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Mental health problems are common.
Seek help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If distress impacts your daily life for several days or weeks, talk to someone!
Talk to a clergy member, counselor, or your healthcare provider.
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, seek professional help immediately.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

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DA End.




Professional Cooking Tips!

Professional Cooking Tips! (ripped from the Interweb)

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“To be a good cook you have to have a love of the good,
a love of hard work, and a love of creating.”
– Julia Child

And so, here are some great professional cooking tips and tricks
that we have collected from the interweb. We love to cook!
NOTE: We learned at an early age. We had a cooking class in junior high.
We chose apartment-style living at UCSC (with a kitchen so we
could cook for ourself) instead of dormitory living and “dining-hall” food.
We are not a professional chef, but some of our cooking is pro quality.

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Please check out our many recipes and other cooking related Blog Posts!
Use the links below or in the sidebar, or use the SEARCHBOX at the Top of Page.

And away we go….

ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS! (and wash them frequently while cooking)
CLEAN AND SANITIZE YOURSELF, YOUR KITCHEN, AND YOUR FOOD!
Learn about kitchen safety/sanitation and safe food storage and preparation.

Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (stay awake and alert, and always stay well hydrated)

Prevent the cutting board from slipping – place a wet paper towel underneath it.

ALWAYS USE A SHARP KNIFE!
Sharpen your knives before, clean your knives after.
Use a vegetable peeler for ultra-thin cuts and shaving.
Learn how to hold the knife properly!
Learn the proper knife technique for the type of food you are cutting!
(and there are great YouTube vids on “how to” cut up everything)

Heat your pans before cooking (so they are already HOT).
Preheat your oven for 20 minutes at temperature before cooking and baking.
Constant heat and proper temperature are necessary for professional cooking.

Baker’s Tip: Put a bowl of water inside the oven when baking.
The steam will help make a nice crispy bread crust.

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Use eggs and butter at room temperature when making dough.
Take the eggs and butter out of the fridge the night before.

Caramelized sugar for baking.
Slightly frying the sugar will add a note of caramel to baked goods.
Heat sugar for one hour for a hint of caramel flavor,
or heat for up to five hours to create a deep and unique aroma and taste.

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Try to eat healthy, well-balanced meals.
Add healthy fats, cut sodium, bump up your fiber,
and aim for a variety of colors on your plate.
(but never sacrifice good food for a bad “diet”)

Cook your aromatics first. 
Cook onions with salt. Add salt to reduce the smell. It will also cook them faster.
Add onions while the food is cooking.
Onions need time to develop their sweet flavor profile,
so they are one of the first ingredients to add to the pan.
NOTE: Garlic burns easily and the taste will turn bitter, so don’t add it early.

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Know when to add the herbs. 
Add dried herbs while cooking to enable the flavor to infuse the dish.
Fresh herbs should be added after the food is done cooking.
Fresh herbs will turn bitter if overcooked.

Use both salt and acid when seasoning.
Add the salt to your dish while you cook,
not before (and taste frequently) to avoid over-salting.
Use sugar as a seasoning.
It counteracts sour taste and will add a pleasant and rich flavor.

“The more you know, the more you can create.
There’s no end to imagination in the kitchen.” – Julia Child

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Add a dash of high-quality extra virgin olive oil to enhance your dish.
But don’t use olive oil in everything. Use pure vegetable oil for cooking.
Olive oil burns easily! It is not good for high-temp cooking and frying.

Brine your Meat! Brining makes for juicy meat.
Create a juicy texture and infuse rich flavor, and minimize
the chance of the meat drying out or being overcooked.

Marinate meat or fish in a plastic bag.
This ensures the meat or fish is coated evenly.
(also makes for an easy cleanup)



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“Life, like a cookie jar, would soon be empty
if you continued to accept the good things it offers
and put in no good things in return.”
– Sou Chan (from The House of Chan) 1952

Cook steaks that are at room temperature and they will cook more evenly.
And not all cuts of meat take the same time to cook!
For quick cooking, choose tenderloins and steaks.
For longer and slower cooking, use a roast, brisket, or shoulder cut.

Cook steak without oil by placing it on its side when cooking.
Cooking meat on the side renders the fat and will add more flavor.
It will also create a nice crust for the edges.

Make burgers juicy by placing ice cubes in the middle of the patties.
Right before grilling, press a small piece of ice into the center of patty.
This prevents it from drying out while cooking.

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Read our previous Blog Post “Where’s The Beef?”

Heat the saute pan to a high temperature before searing meat or fish.
Pre-heat your pan and Don’t crowd the food when searing.
High heat is needed for perfectly seared meat and fish.
Do not to crowd the pan because it will lose the high cooking heat.
Place fish in pan with the skin side down first.
The high temp will quickly sear the skin and prevent it from sticking.

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Use mayonnaise on fish to get a nice tasty crust.
Paint a small amount of mayo onto the fish with a pastry brush
and then season with salt before grilling. This will make a nice golden crust.

Make scrambled eggs creamy by adding mayonnaise.
Just add a teaspoon of mayo, it won’t change the flavor of the eggs.

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Use sour cream to make great pancakes.
Add 2 tablespoons of sour cream to the pancake mix.
It will make the pancakes tasty and fluffy.

Peel hard boiled eggs fast and easy!
Just add a little baking soda before you boil them.
You can also use vinegar.
Both ingredients get inside the eggshell, and will make them peel faster.

Use a large frying pan instead of a big pot when cooking pasta.
The wider area of the pan will heat the water faster.
Pick the right size pan for the amount of pasta being cooked.
Add a little olive oil and salt the pasta to taste after the water is boiling.
The salt will season the pasta.
The oil prevents the pasta from sticking and adds flavor.
Cook pasta in the sauce to finish.
The sauce will coat the noodles and they will absorb the flavor.
If the sauce is too thick, just add a little pasta water to create the thickness desired.

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“Chef” with Jon Favreau, John Leguizamo, and Bobby Carnavale

Dry boil potatoes before mashing.
After boiling, remove potatoes from water and place in a clean heated pan.
Make sure they don’t cook anymore. Once dry, mash them.

Make Roasted Garlic in the microwave.
Place a whole bulb of garlic in a small bowl with a little oil and water.
Wrap the bowl in plastic wrap before microwaving. Cook until the garlic is soft.

To cook a perfect egg, you will only need three things: 
a thick-wall frying pan, a 1/2 tablespoon of butter, and an egg.
Cook for 4-5 minutes over a low heat. Don’t forget to add a pinch of salt.
Remember, eggs will continue to cook after being removed from the pan!

TIP: Use an egg slicer to cut and slice fruits.

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Fruit! Fruit! Fruit!

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For tomorrow we diet.”
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“Fat gives things flavor.” – Julia Child

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”

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“Learn how to cook! Try new recipes!
Learn from your mistakes! Be fearless! And above all have fun.”

“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure.
In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
– Julia Child

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“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park.
Enjoy the ride.”
– Anthony Bourdain

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Anthony Bourdain RIP (June 25, 1956 – June 8, 2018)
May his memory be a blessing!

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CV! Part 183 – It’s The Weekend Again! (Fri-Sat-Sun)

CV! Part 183 – It’s The Weekend Again! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

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**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

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WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!

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Friday, July 16, 2021 – World Snake Day!

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On this day in 1969, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins
launched aboard Apollo 11 (July 16–24, 1969), the first spaceflight
with the objective of landing humans on the Moon.
On July 21, 1969, Armstrong became the first man to walk on the lunar surface,
at 02:56 UTC, and Aldrin became the second man 19 minutes later.

1:35am: We ate and watched episode 8 of “The Mandalorian”.
And now we’re watching episode 9…… it’s a “Deadwood” reunion!

2:30am: We took the dogs outside.
And now they’re back in the Home Office with us.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

7:20am: Okay, we slept, but it wasn’t good sleep. We woke up.
We made a double iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

12:05pm: And we’re awake again. We fell asleep and slept. It was good.
But now it’s noon. It’s a beautiful day outside. We got the newspapers.
We took the dogs outside. And now we’re updating this Blog Post.

NOTE: When we took the dogs outside, we noticed that the water in the swimming pool was very low. So we turned on the water from the hose and put it in the pool. And then for the next 20 minutes we kept chanting “Pool Water” so we wouldn’t let it run all day long. And we just went back outside and turned it off. Good job!

A sunny Friday Afternoon in mid-July.

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The stature of Confederate General Robert E. Lee
was finally removed from Charlotte, North Carolina, today.

BLACKLIVESMATTER!

1:20pm: We made another iced espresso. We ate some dry salami.

“How’s the weather in your neck of the woods?”
It’s Summertime in the San Fernando Valley and Southern California:
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10:30pm: Chore Boy showed up and vacuumed. He did some laundry too.
We gave the little boy a bath with baking soda, because he’s been itching.
We ordered a pizza delivery.

On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball. Good Shabbos!
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Biz Markie RIP – Marcel Theo Hall (1964-2021)
“The Clown Prince of Hip Hop”
Rapper, beatboxer, DJ, producer, actor, comedian, and writer
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Saturday, July 17, 2021 – Happy 66th Birthday Disneyland!
On this day in 1955, DISNEYLAND OPENED TO THE PUBLIC!

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“To all who come to this happy place; welcome. Disneyland is your land.
Here age relives fond memories of the past…and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams and the hard facts that have created America…with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world.”
– Walt Disney’s Disneyland Opening Day Speech

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12:15am: We fell asleep after pizza for an hour. And then we woke up.
We took the dogs outside. And now we’re all chillin’ in the Home Office

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

8:45am: We are awake. We woke up early (around 6:00am).
We prepped the dog’s food. We folded some laundry.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers. We drank an iced espresso.
Now we are chillin’ in the Home Office and the dogs are sleeping.

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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

2:35pm: We went back to bed and slept. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. They went back to sleep.
We are awake. And we are hungry now.
We took the dogs outside again. And now they’re sleeping again.
We drank another iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

4:35pm: We got the mail.
Our regular postman must be on vacation, because our mail is coming late in the day,
instead of in the morning, so the substitute must be doing the route in reverse. Kinda sucks. And it’s HOT outside, and it’s noticeable just going from the door to the mailbox at 4:30pm. We ate two pieces of cold leftover pizza. And all is quiet on the Home Front and in the neighborhood.

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5:45pm: It’s currently 83 degrees outside.
We just prepped the dogs food for supper.
We made a double iced espresso.

6:30pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside. And now we’re back in the Home Office.
Watching “The Grand Ole Opry” on the internet on Saturday evening.
Whisperin’ Bill Anderson’s 60th Anniversary as a member!
With Vince Gill, and some good country music.

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“Hey, Saturday Night!”

There was a guy dancing on top of Knott’s Berry Farm tonight!

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“At approximately 7:23pm, Knott’s Berry Farm became aware of a male who had accessed a unauthorized area and climbed the Supreme Scream tower. Park personnel alerted local law enforcement and emergency responders who are now on site. The guest descended the tower at 8:55pm and is now currently safely on the ground in police custody. No other information is available at this time. The safety of our guests is always our top priority.”

On The Menu: 2 pieces of cold leftover pizza for dinner around 10:30pm.
And we scrounged around in the fridge after midnight for some stuff to eat.
Dry salami, dill pickle, toasted croissant, and some trail mix.

11:59pm: The “NEW MASK REQUIRED INDOORS”
(regardless of vaccination status) is now in effect in Los Angeles County!
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Sunday, July 18, 2021 – SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
It’s the 199th day of the year,
and as of today, there are 166 days until 2022.

Happy Birthday Hunter Stockton Thompson! RIP
Born July 18, 1937, Louisville, Kentucky
Died (self inflicted gun shot) February 20, 2005, Woody Creek, Colorado.

2:20am: We’re still awake on Sunday Morning (Saturday night continued)
2:50am: And we’re still awake.

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Do you believe in astrological horoscopes?
Here’s ours for today:
“Your home routine will be interrupted.
A small appliance might break down or a minor breakage could occur.
Perhaps someone unexpected will knock on your door?”

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4:20am: Yep, still awake.
5:05am: We took the dogs outside. Now they’re sleeping in the bedroom.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

11:05am: We crashed hard as the sun was rising. And we slept until 10:30am.
We woke up. We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We got the newspapers. Morning stuff is done.

2:00pm: We took the dogs outside again. It’s really HOT. And really bright.
And so we are chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs on Sunday afternoon.
TV and the interweb again. Staying entertained.
3:00pm: We made an iced espresso. We ate a piece of poundcake.
4:50pm: We took a little nap. We woke up.
We ate two pieces of cold leftover pizza.

7:30pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We took a little nap. We woke up, and the dogs are sleeping.

11:11pm: We took the dogs outside again. We made one more iced espresso.

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Read our previous Blog Posts about Coffee!

And now let’s talk about that horoscope…. nothing broke, thank you. BUT:
Our step-sister and her family stopped by on the way back from San Francisco.
They had taken our SUV on the weekend road trip, and left their car at the house.
We also received a special package for them yesterday that they picked up tonight.
LA to SF – there and back. That’s a lot of driving for a weekend in San Francisco.
So, it wasn’t unexpected, but we didn’t know when they would be coming back.
So they showed up at 10:00pm, we took care of the business, they switched cars,
got the package, we chatted for a while and then they drove away.
And so my “Home Routine” of doing nothing on Sunday night was interrupted.
Take it for what it’s worth.

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  • And now it’s Monday morning….. Have a nice day.

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Trump should have been removed immediately!
Pence should have used the 25th Amendment.
Trump tried to kill him and his family.
Trump tried to kill Members of Congress!
(and he didn’t care about the GOPTraitors at all)

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TRUMP NEVER HAD A PLAN FOR VACCINE DISTRIBUTION!
“OPERATION WARP SPEED” was TOTAL BULLSHIT!
400000 – 500000 600000+ Dead Americans!
CAN WE CHARGE THEM WITH CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
GENOCIDE! AND MURDER! WITH SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES!

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THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR ABUSE OF POWER!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS!
NOW EVERY AMERICAN MUST CHOOSE! AMERICA OR TRUMP?

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Robert Redfield
appears to have violated more Federal Laws and Regulations
He is responsible for the deaths of THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS CITIZENS!

THE END.
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On this day in 1945, the United States tested
the first atomic bomb near Alamogordo, New Mexico.




CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

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Saturday, July 10, 2021 – It’s 710 Happy Dab Day!
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NOTE:
We don’t dab. No we don’t. It’s bad for you.

“710, or 7/10, is widely considered to be a holiday for consuming cannabis oil products, including dabs and concentrates. If you turn 710 upside down it spells OIL, a word that’s used to describe cannabis products that are highly potent (hash oil, shatter, wax, resin, etc.) 710 day occurs annually on July 10th, or 7/10”

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1:11am: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! Morning!

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2:40pm: Good Afternoon!
We were up all night and went to bed around 6:00am.
We slept for an hour and woke up and took the dog outside.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers.
We went back to bed. We woke up and went back to bed.
Then we woke up and started our day around noon.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We took the dogs outside. It’s a beautiful day today. It’s HOT again.
And now the dogs are sleeping all over the Home Office.

On The Menu: Lunchtime! 2 Hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, cherries, and a nectarine
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7:00pm: Good Evening Everybody! “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!”
We made some food. We watched TV and surfed the internet.
We took a nap. We played with the dogs. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. “Live from the Home Office, it’s Saturday Night!”

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10:50pm: We drank a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice.
We attempted to clean the Home Office a little…. yeah, nice try.
“The journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step.”
TIME TO GET ORGANIZED! GOTTA DEAL WITH ALL THE STUFF!
(read our previous Blog Posts about Storage and Stuff for more info)

11:50pm: We ate a little ice cream and then a frozen banana with chocolate sauce.
That’s our dinner. And we took the Big Dog outside. And now he’s chillin’ here.

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Sunday, July 11, 2021 – It’s 7-11 Day!

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7-Eleven, Inc. is an American international chain of convenience stores,
headquartered in Dallas, Texas.
The chain was founded in 1927 as an ice house storefront in Dallas.
It was named Tote’m Stores between 1928 and 1946.- wikipedia
The name was changed in 1946 to “7-Eleven” because of their new
extended hours: 7:00am – 11:00pm, seven days a week.

12:35am: And now it’s after midnight. It’s Sunday morning. It’s 7-11-21.

5:36am: We watched “The Tomorrow War” on Prime this morning. Twice.
CGI and computer graphics have come a long way. It was pretty f*ckin’ cool.

7:00am: The dogs started barking before 6:00am. So we didn’t sleep.

11:55am: We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We went back to bed.
We woke up and went back to bed. We slept. We woke up and made BRUNCH.

On The Menu: 2 Hotdogs with mustard, cheese and chopped onion, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, and an iced espresso to drink
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12:45pm: After brunch and noon now.

3:35pm: We took a short nap. We took the dogs outside. It’s HOT.
We’re chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office.

On The Menu: BBQ Chicken and bacon chopped salad
with avocado and ranch dressing for dinner.
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Sunday night recap. Nothing happened.
We surfed the interweb and watched TV. Listened to podcasts.
And then we fell asleep early.


Monday, July 12, 2021

Twenty, Twenty-One
Another day in the life
The twelfth of July

12:10am: We fell asleep and just woke up a little before midnight.
Happy Monday.

3:45am: We just drank an iced espresso.

10:55am: We went to bed around 6:00am. And we slept a little.

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
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4:40pm: We made an iced espresso at noon. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And then we took a nap with the dogs.
We woke up and now we are SO FUCKING MAD. WTF?
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And we got some food to eat finally. We feel better now.

On The Menu: chicken breast, toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese,
dill pickle, strawberries, and poundcake with an iced espresso to drink

6:25pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dog outside.

11:00pm: We fell asleep. We woke up. We made and ate some food.
On The Menu: Chicken taco with salsa verde and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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Tuesday, July 13, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!

Happy birthday Woody Guthrie!
Happy birthday Cheech Marin!

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On this day in 1985, the LIVE AID concerts were held in Philadelphia and London
to raise money to “Feed The World” and provide starvation relief in Ethiopia.
We were on the beach at the Grateful Dead concert in Ventura.

3:05am: We ate some Grater’s Ice Cream at 3AM!
(Chocolate Chip and Double Chocolate Chip)

8:40am: And we’re awake again. We slept a little. There were dogs barking.
We woke up and didn’t really get back to sleep. And now we’re awake.

9:25am: We made a double iced espresso.
And it’s raining outside! Well, drizzling or sprinkling.
WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! And some of it is reaching the ground.

10:50am: Well, it stopped “raining” but it’s still gray out.
Reminds us of a Marin County Summer morning, the color, the temp, the humidity.
We took the dog outside. We played with the dog. We’re chillin’ on Tuesday.

12:30pm: We took a short unplanned nap with the dog…. and now we’re up again.
We took the dog outside. And we took the dog outside again.

The Emmy Nominations were announced today in Hollywood.
We know someone nominated. He was on KTLA with Sam Rubin this morning.

Disneyland’s “Jungle Cruise” got a remodel during the pandemic closure.
All the controversial scenes (with the African natives) have been changed.
The classic Adventureland theme park ride re-opens this week.

2:15pm: We made an iced espresso
and we ate a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese

3:05pm: Published a new Blog Post! “Vintage Disney Storage Finds #10 – Mugs!”peewee promo
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4:30pm: We took a shower.

6:00pm: We have company! Real live people in the house today.
Family visiting from a FOREIGN COUNTRY! Unmasked and personal!
Hugs, handshakes, hor d’oeuvres…. and we’re going to have dinner.
A LITTLE TOO WEIRD. They are tested and vaccinated, but it’s weird.
Our step-sister and her husband and children are here.
They are from the Czech Republic.
And they’re driving to San Francisco tomorrow. Not what we would do….
We advised them to take the 101 north, and not Interstate 5, or Highway 1,
because of the Central Valley heat, the scenery and nice places to stop on US 101,
and the truck traffic on the 5 freeway and tourist traffic on Highway 1.

US 101 will take you through the city of San Francisco and across
the Golden Gate Bridge, through Marin County, and all the way to Oregon.
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California Interstate 5 to 580 and across the Bay Bridge into San Francisco.
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NOTE: The tolls are on the 580 going west into the city at the Bay Bridge.
There is NO TOLL on the Golden Gate Bridge going north, leaving the city.

7:50pm: First Family Dinner in 16 months.
On The Menu: Cornish game hen, stuffing, corn on the cob, salad,
and watermelon, with cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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8:20pm: Well my step-sister’s son is 12 and he can shred on the guitar.
Kid is jammin’ tunes on an acoustic Gibson, but he says he plays electric.
We bought him a new Ibanez electric guitar with all the bells and whistles.
He says he plays by ear when we recommend a YouTube site: JDarks
with guitar tabs and instruction.
Would love to have him do “reaction vids” as he discovers new music!

9:25pm: We sat him down and showed him a couple “old school” YouTube vids.
Then they served the ice cream and we were done with the music lesson.
And so we enjoyed some ice cream for dessert too.
We gave them some travel tips for their trip to San Francisco.
And they just left the house. It was fun to see them and sort of play uncle….
(we like kids when we can give them back) and it’s been three years.

“San Francisco’s Cable Cars Will Be Free to Ride When They Come Back in August”
So they won’t be riding the cable cars this week. They were closed for the pandemic.
But they announced the return of the Cable Cars today, and they’ll be FREE for a month.

California’s Governor Gavin Newsom, who is now being recalled,
announced all kinds of good stuff today: Rent subsidies. Grants for small business.
All kinds of other money for people. Hallelujah!

10:29pm: And all is quiet now. Everyone is gone and the dogs are napping.

BREAKING NEWS: 17 MILLION GALLONS OF UNTREATED SEWAGE
WAS RELEASED INTO THE OCEAN ONE MILE OFF OF EL SEGUNDO
ON SUNDAY NIGHT! THE LOS ANGELES BEACHES ARE TOTALLY POLLUTED!
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Well, at least they’re cleaning up the Homeless Encampments on Venice Beach.
Could take a couple months, and the Homeless problem isn’t going away.
They’re going to make Mayor Garcetti the new Ambassador to India….
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JoshWillTravel’s Collected Recipes for Summer 2021

JoshWillTravel’s Collected Recipes for Summer 2021
Eatin‘ good in the neighborhood!”

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Mullah’s Chai Recipe!
yes this is it, and you make it to taste
(from the “Buck & Mug” with Don Brown’s blessings)
from the Teahouse of Mullah Nezzuradin’s Donkey

Ingredients:
Black Tea
Fresh Cardamom
Fresh Ginger (grated or sliced)
Fresh Mint
Honey (optional)
Milk/Cream (optional)
Lemon (optional)
Sugar (optional)

Directions:
In first pot, boil fresh cardamom and sliced fresh ginger for a few minutes.
Drain the seasoned hot water into large teapot.
In a second pot, boil water, remove from flame,
Steep black tea and mint for 3 minutes.
Combine in teapot, serve, and finish off with honey and milk or cream.
Lemon and sugar are optional. Enjoy it!

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Teahouse of the Mullah Nezzuradin’s Donkey, Agoura 1984


Carnation Cafe and Ice Cream Parlor’s Fiesta Salad

Ingredients:
Lettuce, Diced Roast Beef, Fritos Corn Chips, Kidney Beans, Grated Cheese,
Diced Tomatoes, Sliced Avocado, and Choice Of Dressing.


Chinese Chicken Salad (just add chicken)
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Old Fashioned Beef Stew

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Spaghetti Pie

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How to Butcher a Kangaroo:

NOTE: Kangaroo meat is very lean and high in protein, essential B vitamins,
iron, zinc, omega-3 (an essential nutrient associated with fish),
and omega-6 fatty acids, and is very low in fat (only about 2%)
But the meat also has a high concentration of conjugated linoleic acid (CLA)
which has been associated with the build-up of arterial plaque,
and can lead to cardiovascular disease, heart attacks and strokes.
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Kangaroo was always eaten by the aboriginal Australians, and the
meaty tail, roasted in a pit of hot embers, is considered a delicacy down under.

Kangaroo Meat is illegal in the state of California!

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Stuffed Camel (Don’t try this at home!)

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(seriously, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)


Don’t Eat Horse Meat! 
Horse meat is illegal in the states of California and Illinois.

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Fried Rice with Minced Beef

Ingredients:
1/2 pound minced beef
iceberg lettuce, shredded
2 eggs, lightly beaten
2 spring onions, finely chopped
2 bowls white rice, preferably leftover and reheated
2 tsp light soy sauce
salt, to taste
sugar, to taste

Marinade:
1 Tbsp light soy sauce
1 tsp cornflour
1/4 tsp chicken powder
2/3 tsp sugar
1 tsp water
1/2 tsp vegetable oil
1/2 tsp shaoxing wine
a pinch of pepper

Method:
Marinate minced beef with marinade for 15 minutes.
Heat oil over medium. Cook beef until 80% done. Set aside.
Add some oil again. Stir in beaten egg. Stir constantly until 60% done. Add rice, preferably reheated beforehand as it’d shorter the cooking time. Quickly stir fry evenly. Sprinkle salt and sugar to taste. When the rice is really hot thoroughly, add light soy sauce.
Toss in beef. Continue to cook and combine well. Add shredded lettuce and spring onion until softens. If you’d like to taste the crunchy veggie, then don’t fry too long. Serve hot.

Combination Fried Rice:
First, when it comes to fry rice, we have to use leftover rice because you don’t want any soggy rice. Mixing with all the other vegetables and meat, the rice would be just right, not so dry or soggy.
Second, use as many favorite ingredients as you like. There’s no only one rule to combine ingredients for fried rice. So, be creative and enjoy whatever you like.
Third, the right order is to pan fry eggs, then followed by rice. Many people make the mistake to put in rice first, then pour in whisked eggs. This would make the rice soggy and mushy by absorbing the egg mixture.
Last but not least, don’t stir fry all ingredients with rice in the first place.You have to sauté the meat and vegetables separately. Then combine with the fried rice when it’s nearly done. Simple and easy

Ingredients :
3 bowls leftover rice
1 onion
1 sausage (I used Continental Frankfurt this time)
1 slice ham
6 mushrooms
1/2 cup green peas
3 eggs, whisked

Seasoning:
1 tablespoon light soy sauce
A pinch of black pepper, to your taste
salt, to your taste
sugar, to your taste

Method:
Blanch green peas in boiling water for 2 to 3 minutes. Drain and set aside.
Cut onion, sausage and ham into small cubes. Slice mushrooms.
Heat 2 tablespoons of cooking oil and sauté onion on medium-heat pan, add in mushrooms until tender. Put in green peas and sauté for 2 minutes. Set aside.
Heat pan on medium heat, sauté sausage and ham until light brown. Dish up.
Clean the pan with a piece of kitchen towel. Add 2 tablespoons of oil, pour in whisked eggs. When the egg mixture is half-way cooked through, add in leftover rice. Stir well for about 10 minutes on high heat. When all rice is evenly heated up and mixed well with the eggs, add in onion, green peas and mix well. At last, add the sausage and ham. While stirring all ingredients together, generously sprinkle salt, sugar and black pepper. Drizzle the soy sauce all around the rice and toss. Taste it by yourself. When you’re satisfied, it’s done.

Tips:
You can use whatever greens you like, for example capsicum, celery. Other meat, like chicken, shrimp, beef or BBQ pork can be good choice too.
If you preheat the chilled leftover rice in a microwave beforehand, it would shorten the cooking time. Save your energy~
Enjoy your fried rice!


Old Fashioned Chicken Pie

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Edible Flowers
Chrysanthemum, Dahlia, Dandelion, Elderflower, Hibiscus, Lavender,
Lilac, Marigold, Pansy, Peony, Snapdragon, and Sunflower
(and read our previous Blog Post “Dandelion”)

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Coffee Break!
(read our previous Blog Posts about “Coffee”)


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Thanksgiving 2015 – Baking (the night before)


Soft Oatmeal Cookies – Makes 2 dozen

Prep Time:15 minutes (then chill dough for at least one hour)
Bake Time 10 minutes
Total Time: ~2 hours
Ingredients:
1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour 
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon
3 cups quick cooking oats
Option: add a cup of raisins or nuts

Directions:
In a medium bowl, cream together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar.
Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla.
Combine flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon; stir into the creamed mixture.
Mix in oats. Cover, and chill dough for at least one hour.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F
Grease the cookie sheets with vegetable oil or shortening
Roll the dough into 1″ balls, and place 2 inches apart on cookie sheets.
Flatten each cookie with a fork dipped in sugar.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes.
Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes
before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.


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Sugar Cookies!

Ingredients:
2 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon baking powder
1 cup butter, softened
1 ½ cups white sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
In a small bowl, mix flour, baking soda, and baking powder. Set aside.
In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in the egg and vanilla.
Add the dry ingredients (flour, baking soda, and baking powder) and mix well.
Roll dough into teaspoon sized balls, and place them on ungreased cookie sheets.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes (or until golden).
Let stand two minutes before moving the cookies to a wire rack to cool.
Decorate with candies or icing or crystalline sugar if desired.


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Candied Orange Peel
Strips of orange peel cooked in sugar syrup until they are soft and chewy.
They can be sugar coated or dipped in chocolate for extra fun.

Ingredients:
3 Oranges – navel or Valencia
2-1/4 Cups Sugar (granulated)
1-1/8 Water
Sugar for coating and/or Chocolate for dipping (optional)

Directions:
Prep and Blanche the Peel:
Rinse  and clean three navel or Valencia oranges.
Cut the top and bottom off each orange. Score the skin into quarters.
Remove the skin (both peel and pith). Cut into strips about ¼” wide.
(eat or save the peeled oranges for other use)
In a medium saucepan, place the strips of peel and cover with cold water.
Blanch the peels: Bring the water to a boil. When the water boils, drain the water from the orange peel strips. Rinse in fresh cold water. Repeat at least two more times.
Blanching removes any bitter flavor in the orange peel. (TIP: Blanch the peels 4-5 times).
Drain the water and place the peels in a bowl.

Sugar Syrup:
Use the same saucepan, and whisk together 2-¼ cups sugar and 1-⅛ cups water.
Bring the mixture to a simmer over a low heat.
Cook 8-9 minutes at a constant simmer, adjust the heat, and make sure it doesn’t boil.
Add the orange peel. Cook about 45 minutes to 1 hour on medium-low heat, until the white pith is translucent (not white), adjust heat as needed – maintain the simmer, keep from boiling.
Swirl the pan occasionally to make sure that all of the peels get covered with syrup.
DO NOT STIR, this will cause crystallation.
Drain the cooked syrup from the orange peels – (set aside and save for another recipe).
Toss the peels in a bowl of sugar to coat, or dip in melted chocolate and let set. (optional),
Transfer to a drying rack. When they are dry, store them in an airtight container.


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White Chocolate Lemon Truffles

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Easy Chocolate Truffles

Ingredients:
1 can of Sweetened Condensed Milk (8 oz)
1/2 cup Cocoa Powder
Cocoa Powder for dusting
(optional: add powdered sugar to cocoa powder for dusting)

Directions:
Warm the condensed milk in saucepan over low heat
(WARNING: it will burn if the heat is too high)
Remove from heat and add cocoa powder (sift to remove clumps)
Mix well until firm (like frosting)
Place in a plastic wrap lined pan, cover, and form into desired thickness
Refrigerate for 2-3 hours (wrapped in plastic wrap)
Spread cocoa powder on cutting board
Place unwrapped chocolate on cocoa powder
Dust the top with cocoa powder
Cut into squares, and round the edges (or form them into shapes)
Finish with cocoa powder and serve
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Easy Chocolate Fudge

Ingredients:
1 can of Sweetened Condensed Milk (8 oz)
1 bag of Chocolate Chips
(substitute semi-sweet, milk chocolate, or white chocolate chips as desired)
(optional: add chips, nuts, caramel, peanut butter, marshmallows, other flavors
and spices – mint, cayenne, etc., or candy – M&Ms or cut up candy bars as desired)

Directions:
Melt the Chocolate Chips in a double boiler over low heat
Add the Sweetened Condensed Milk and mix well
(WARNING: it will burn if the heat is too high)
Remove from heat
(add additional ingredients as desired and mix well)
Pour into a tin-foil pan or plastic wrap lined dish and refrigerate until solid
Cut into squares and serve


“Jailhouse Pie”
(from Lifetime’s “Cellmate Secrets”)

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Ingredients:
Non-dairy powdered creamer
Packet of Kool-Aid (choose your flavor)
Oreo Cookies or other filled sandwich cookie
(use the center filling in the pie mix, save the cookie pieces for the crust)
Sprite or 7-Up (or any other liquid beverage that pairs with the Kool-Aid)

Directions:
Combine creamer, Kool-Aid, and cookie filling in a large bowl
Add liquid in small amounts and mix well until viscous
Pour into small bowls, lined with the sides with the cookie pieces
Refrigerate until firm and serve
(Optional: Top with whipped cream or Cool Whip)


Frozen Banana with Chocolate Sauce
(so simple, and so good)

Ingredients:
Banana (frozen)
Chocolate Sauce

Directions:
Remove frozen banana from the freezer, let thaw 15 mins
Peel the banana (you may have to use a knife to remove it all)
Slice frozen banana into 1″ thick pieces and place in small bowl
Top with chocolate sauce and serve immediately

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NOTE: Bananas should be put in the freezer just as they ripen,
for best dessert results. Even a banana that is a little green is okay.
(freeze a number 5-9 banana on the picture chart)

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Tip: To prevent bananas from turning brown too fast,
wrap a piece of tinfoil around the top of the bunch.


S’mores, S’Mores in a Cone, and “The Cookie Monster”
(you don’t have to just use graham crackers for a great dessert!)

Ingredients:
Chocolate (Hershey milk chocolate bars)
Graham Crackers – two pieces, top and bottom
Marshmallows (large puffed)

Directions:
Place chocolate on bottom piece of graham cracker (open face)
Roast marshmallow over open flame until warm/hot
Place marshmallow on top of chocolate
Sandwich with the top piece of graham cracker and serve

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S’Mores in a Cone:
substitute a waffle or sugar cone for graham crackers
“The Cookie Monster”:
substitute chocolate chip cookies for graham crackers
(or try other flavor cookies, like peanut butter, oatmeal, or sugar)


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“My Oh My, I Like Pie!”

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HOLISTIC AND HERBAL HEALTH STUFF:

Drink One Cup and it will clear up mucus and phlegm
in the sinuses, chest and lungs:
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Drink One Cup and it will clear the lungs and respiratory tract:

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We will continue to add new recipes here until the end of August 2021


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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/30/even-more-fun-cooking-recipes/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/04/06/even-more-fun-cooking-recipes-2/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/11/21/and-more-and-more-recipes/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/cooking-with-kenny-rogers/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/03/09/new-recipes-for-2020/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/12/17/new-recipes-for-2020-2/

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https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/feel-awful-have-a-falafel-heres-a-falafel-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/08/08/konstantins-piroshki-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/08/26/kentucky-fried-chickens-secret-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/31/chocolate-almond-eclairs-cream-puffs-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/09/17/no-bake-chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-balls/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/12/23/festivus-chocolate-chocolate-chip-cookies-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/10/01/candybar-partypups-ripped-this-recipe/

https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2021/06/11/june-11th-is-national-german-chocolate-cake-day/

Bon Appetit!

It’s an exclamation!

A salutation for someone about to eat!

It means GOOD APPETITE in French.

ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

Listen and learn how to say Bon Appétit correctly:

NOTE: you shouldn’t be wishing guests “Bon Appétit”…..
the French phrase is actually highly impolite.

Merci! (Thank you in French) Bon Appetit!

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Dandelions!

Dandelions!
(Genus: Taraxacum, family: Asteraceae)

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🌼💛 Hello, I’m a dandelion.
A lot of people call me a weed but I’m a friend and come to help you!
When you see me, remember that I’m the ONLY one who wants and can grow in that particular spot. Because:
Either the soil is too compact / hard / stomped and I want to loosen it for you with my roots.
Or there is too little calcium in the soil – don’t worry, I will replenish that for you with the dying of my leaves.
Or the soil is too acidic. But I will also improve that for you if you give me the chance.
Or a mixture of the above reasons, of course. 😊
I’m here because your soil needs my help so best you let me grow without disturbing me! When everything is fixed, I will disappear again, I promise!
Are you trying to remove me prematurely with my root? However meticulous you are, I will return 2x as strong! Just until your soil is improved.
You can even tell by my growth at which stage my help is at. If my leaves are flat on the ground then I’m far from ready but if they all reach up then I’m already a long way on my way.
Something completely different is that I am 1 of the first bloomers in spring so I will announce spring / summer for you.
During the day when it’s hot, I open my flowers but in the evening when it cools off I close them again quickly. In fact, if it’s not hot enough during the day I won’t open them at all!
My flowers are the first food for insects after hibernation and unlike most other plants, I have pollen AND nectar, not merely one OR the other! And I am generous with them! 🤪😉
My flowers are even delicious for you people by the way, did you know? I used to be called ′′honey (or gold) of the poor′′ because my flowers are so sweet in e.g. jam, sauce or salad! The internet is full of recipes – check them out.
But wait until the end of May or later before you start picking and even then, don’t pick everything yet! The biodiversity and bees will be very grateful!
🌼🌼🌼
Paula Kok – De Boer

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Dandelions are an herb that is native to Europe.
Dandelions can be found in mild climates
in temperate regions across the Northern Hemisphere.

Taraxacum officinale is the most common species.
The common dandelion is a flowering herbaceous perennial plant.
The scientific study of the genus is known as taraxacology.

The English name comes from the French dent de lion  (lion’s tooth) 
referring to the shape the leaves.

Dandelions have medicinal properties used in traditional herbal medicine 

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Nicholas Vachel Lindsay (November 10, 1879 – December 5, 1931)
was an American Poet known as “The Prarie Troubadour”

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“There’s starting to be a lot more argument that they should be kept because of what they can do for pollinators. Ecologically they are becoming very important as a food source for domestic and wild species of bees, particularly in early spring because they grow so soon. Butterflies and moths also feed on them as a source of sugar, and some species of birds feed on dandelion seeds”
– Ken Willis, University of Alberta Botanic Garden Head of Horticulture

Dandelions are edible and high in nutritional value (vitamins, minerals and fiber).
All parts of the plant (flower, leaf, stem, and roots) can be eaten cooked or raw.
The roots can be dried, ground, and used to make tea.
Dandelions are available as packaged herbal supplements
(capsules, extracts, oils, and tinctures).
Dandelions contain high levels of the antioxidant beta-carotene and polyphenols.

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Other Potential Health Benefits from Dandelions:
Reduce cholesterol
Regulate blood sugar
Reduce inflammation
Lower blood pressure
Aid weight loss
Reduce cancer risk
Boost the immune system
Helps relieve mild constipation

Five ways to consume Dandelions:
  1. Dandelion green salad
  2. Sauteed Dandelion greens (cooking eliminates some of the bitter taste) 
  3. Dandelion fritters
  4. Baking with Dandelion petals
  5. Dandelion root tea (and coffee substitute)

Dandelion tea acts as a diuretic and increases urine output.
It has also been used to improve appetite and soothe minor digestive ailments.

Dandelions have low toxicity and are safe for most people.

WARNING! Dandelion can cause an allergic reaction!
People with allergies to other plants like ragweed may also be allergic to Dandelions.
And people with sensitive skin may experience contact dermatitis (a rash or hives).
Other side effects include stomach discomfort, diarrhea, and/or heartburn

WARNING! Dandelions may interact badly with some medications (especially diuretics and antibiotics)! If using prescription medications, consult a healthcare provider before using Dandelions.


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“Let it grow”




CV! Part 178 – 4th of JULY WEEKEND 2021! (Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun)

CV! Part 178 – 4th of JULY Weekend 2021! (Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun)
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF 
LOS ANGELES!

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USA! USA! USA!

Thursday, July 1, 2021 – Rabbit. Rabbit.
Today is the 182nd Day of the year and 183 Days remain until 2022.
The year is half over or half past, and six months remain in 2021.

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O Canada!

It’s CANADA DAY!
On the 154th anniversary of Canadian Confederation on July 1, 1867
NOTE: Many cities cancelled Canada Day celebrations after the bodies of hundreds of native american children were uncovered in unmarked graves on or near former Indian Residential Schools. The border remains closed and tourists won’t be able to cross until at least July 21. And at least 230 people died from the heat in British Columbia since last Friday.

It’s National US Postage Stamp Day!
The United States issued the first postage stamp on July 1, 1847.
Philately is the study of postage stamps and postal history.
And it’s also National Postal Worker Day!

FIRE AND ARREST TRUMP STOOGE
AND GOP TRAITOR LOUIS DEJOY NOW!

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1:55am: Good morning! Happy (month of) July!
We took the dog outside. We made an iced mocha.

8:08am: We slept a little. We got woken up. We are very awake.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We made and drank an iced espresso.
We ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese.

Breaking News about the Surfside Collapse in Miami, Florida:
the rescue effort was halted early this morning due to structural concerns.
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A partial collapse occurred at ~1:23am EST on June 24 at the Champlain Towers South condos.
The death toll is currently 18 and 145 people are missing.
And President Joe Biden  is in town to be President at the scene. He is just doing his job.

Oregon health officials blame 63 deaths on last week’s heat wave.
20 deaths in Washington state are linked to the heat, with more expected to come.
More than 230 deaths have been reported in British Columbia, Canada, since last Friday.

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Rapist Bill Cosby was released from prison yesterday. MORE THAN 60 WOMEN!
FUCK THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT! Bought and paid for.
AND DON’T THINK THE TIMING IS A COINCIDENCE!
There will be a week of Cosby coverage. Unimportant News that just distracts.
Our Justice System is a total disaster. TRUMP IS A RAPIST TOO!

There is NO JUSTICE in this country. BLACKLIVESMATTER!
Rich celebrities can get away with anything. NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
Why are the GOP Traitors still in office and not under arrest?
January 6, 2021 is only seven months ago…. when will they be arrested?
Now Waiting for TRUMP ORGANIZATION INDICTMENTS to be announced.
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. Trump lied to you. 600000+ US DEAD!

NOTE: The Manhattan district attorney, Cyrus Vance,
charged the Trump Organization and Weisselberg
with 15 felony counts including grand larceny and tax fraud

DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in the Summer of 2021!


NATIONAL GINGERSNAP DAY
NATIONAL CREATIVE ICE CREAM FLAVORS DAY

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6:15pm: Today sucks. We ordered a pizza.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
The pizza came. We ate. We’re not hungry now.

On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball

11:25pm: We took a little nap. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We’re chillin’, and that’s our Thursday.

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FIREWORKS!

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Mark Teich (aka “Teichy”) RIP. Another Good One Gone WAY TOO SOON.
Our good friend and “partner in comedy” died yesterday. Cancer got him. Just terrible news. Our thoughts are for his mom and girlfriend and his many friends.
May his memory be a blessing. This one really hurts. FUCK CANCER!
May the Four Winds blow him safely home. 111
The pic is us together is from his birthday party in 2010
with Vaud and the Villains in the VIP Room at Fais Do-Do:


TRAVEL ALERT! TRAVEL ALERT! TRAVEL ALERT!

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It’s the FIRST POST-PANDEMIC HOLIDAY TRAVEL WEEKEND!
It will be the busiest weekend of travel since Christmas of 2019.
47million+ Americans are expected to travel this weekend according to AAA.
132million+ Americans (51% of the population) will go somewhere this weekend.

If you are traveling this weekend, expect crowds, traffic, and delays.
Everyone is understaffed. Flights and other reservations may be cancelled.
Gas prices are spiking this weekend, the highest since 2014.
Los Angeles gas is going for “arvage” $4.30 per gallon!

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The Flag of the United States of America


Friday, July 2, 2021 – It’s the first day of the second half of the year.

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Fourth of July Friday! Have a SAFE and INSANE weekend everyone!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

It’s WORLD UFO DAY! (aka International UFO Day)
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On this day in 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act.
BLACKLIVESMATTER!

5:45am: Friday morning. We’ve been awake for a little bit.
We took the dog outside. We made an iced espresso.
We are watching the stupid local news on KTLA. AND IT’S REALLY STUPID!

8:30am: We went back to bed and got woken up. The dogs got fed.
We made another iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers are at The White House this morning meeting with President Joe Biden. And LA Mayor Garcetti is there (of course he is, because NO PHOTO OP IS TOO BIG OR SMALL). Garcetti is lobbying for a Washington gig while the City of Los Angeles remains a total mess. What about the BUSISNESS OF LOS ANGELES?

President Joe Biden and Vice-President Kamala Harris met with the Los Angeles Dodgers. They gave the President and Vice-President personalized jerseys. Pitcher Clayton Kershaw made a short thank you speech. Joe told a Satchel Page story and made a joke about age, and then rambled on for too long again. And then they took pictures.

5:20pm: We got the newspapers and the mail. We took the dogs outside. We took a nap with the dogs. We made another iced espresso. It was HOT outside. We stayed inside. Nothing happened. We ate the leftover pizza for lunch. And it’s time to feed the dogs again. We’ve already set up their supper. Just going to wait a little bit. We didn’t do anything today again. Friday. Friday.
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4th of July Friday Traffic in Los Angeles at 5:00pm Rush Hour!

11:25pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We made some food for dinner. Good Shabbos everyone!

On The Menu: Bacon cheeseburger on a toasted onion bagel
with dill pickle and potato chips. And a Dr. Pepper to drink
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Saturday 12:15am: We took the dog outside. We took a nice hot shower.
We are watching TV and surfing the interweb. We just drank an iced espresso.

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Saturday, July 3, 2021

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Five to one, baby. One in five
No one here gets out alive

Jim Morrison RIP
December 8, 1943 – July 3, 1971

On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence
was adopted by the Second Continental Congress.

On this day in 1863, the Battle of Gettysburg ended.
The three days of fighting in Pennsylvania finished with a victory for the Union.

ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

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EXTREME FIRE DANGER! Just say NO to fireworks this year. 

8:40am: We didn’t sleep well. We slept a little. We woke up.
The dogs went outside and got fed. We made an iced espresso.

11:00am: We drank the iced espresso. We got the newspapers and the mail.
We ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese.

3:36pm: We took a nap. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We made another iced espresso. We had the dog in the Home Office.
Now they’re in the bedroom. We need to eat. We are listening to music.
Its HOT out. And really bright out. .And we just wasted another hour….

4:20pm.

8:45pm: We made some food. Call it early dinner or late lunch.
We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
Then we took a nap with the dogs.

On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with bacon, cheese, onion and mustard;
dill pickle, carrot & celery sticks, fresh guacamole and salsa verde
with tortilla chips, and a Dr Pepper
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10:55pm: Called the police on the neighbors shooting off fireworks in their backyard again.
Scares the dogs. Annoys the shit out of us. Scares the birds and wild animals.
We are calling everytime from now on. LAPD is overburdened and it’s not an emergency.
And we just spent 22 minutes on HOLD waiting for LAPD Non-Emergency Operator.
CALL 877-LAPD247 to report ILLEGAL FIREWORKS!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

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Sunday, July 4, 2021 –
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

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12:08am: It’s Independence Day! Happy Fourth!
The alarm next door was going off for about 15 minutes,
There was another loud explosion just before midnight.
Now all is quiet. But random fireworks can still be heard farther away.
LAPD is busy working street racers taking over intersections,
a kidnapping, persons with guns, persons with green lasers,
and the usual robberies, assaults, and other crimes.
AND THEY ARE GOING TO ARREST THE GUY WITH THE GREEN LASER!

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When Independence Day falls on a Sunday,
the following Monday is a Federal Holiday
and a State Holiday in all US states except Texas.

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Putting out Old Glory in the morning:
(and check out our pandemic ponytail)

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Celebrate Liberty and Freedom Today and Tomorrow!

10:05am: WE went to bed before dawn…. we woke up too early.
We didn’t sleep because of the Fireworks….. the dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. The newspapers were retrieved. We put the flag out.
We drank an iced espresso. We took the dogs outside.

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3:55pm: We took the dogs outside again. We made some food. We ate the food.
We drank a double iced espresso. We took a nap. We just woke up again.
It’s HOT and Bright outside. We turned on the air-conditioner.

On The Menu: Mac’n’Cheese with bacon (and cheese)
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11:30pm: POLICE SCANNERS ARE GOING OFF TONIGHT!
GUNS! FIREWORKS! ASSAULTS! ARSON! Happy Holiday!
Just another 4th of July in Los Angeles.

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We’ve been taking cover with he dogs in the Home Office all night.
The neighbors started with fireworks at 5:45pm. We called the police again.
The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
The fireworks show at El Caballero Country Club has got to be stopped!
TOO FUCKING LOUD! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
And so many illegal fireworks going off all over the city. Sounds like a war zone.
We took the dogs outside. We made and ate dinner.

On The Menu: Thin cut top sirloin steak and onions
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And we watched the fireworks from New York City, Walt Disney World,
the Hollywood Bowl (with Kool and the Gang), the Rose Bowl,
and Las Vegas, on the TV and on the interweb.

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Walt Disney World Fireworks from 2019:
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New York City Fireworks (Earthcam)
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Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2021:
Joey Chestnut! Weiner! Winner 🌭🌭  🌭🌭  🌭🌭
He ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes!

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Have a Celebration! Wave that Flag! Have a SAFE Holiday!


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if we are making errors and it limits our creativity a little…. still very frustrating.

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Last year’s 4th of July Party:
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CV! Part 177 – The End of June! (Mon-Tues-Wed)

CV! Part 177 – The End of June (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

Monday, June 28, 2021 – It’s NATIONAL ALASKA DAY!
On January 3, 1959, Alaska became the 49th state.

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Map of Alaska!

Happy birthday Kathy Bates!
Happy birthday John Elway!
Happy birthday John Cusack!

NATIONAL PAUL BUNYAN DAY

7:11am: Monday morning. We were up way before 6:00am today.
We took the dog outside. We ate a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
We tried to go back to bed. We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed.

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8:15am: We got the newspapers and made an iced espresso.
We’ve watched the pilot and two episodes of “Deadwood” on HBO already this morning. Such a great show! And the first few episodes!!!!
You just have to watch it, and watch it more than once!
Trying to figure out what to do today…. we don’t know.
Well, we have to eat something now. So we’ll do that.

10:45am: We made another iced espresso, but no food.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
The housekeeper is here now. The dogs are chillin’ in the other room.
The postman came and we just got the mail.

NATIONAL LOGISTICS DAY!
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Logistics (noun):
– the detailed coordination and implementation of complex operations involving many people, facilities, or supplies
– the organization of moving, housing, and supplying troops and equipment.
– the commercial activity of transporting goods to customers.
– the management of the flow of things between the point of origin
and the point of consumption to meet the requirements of customers or corporations

3:50pm: It’s Monday afternoon. It’s elfin’ HOT! We took a nice nap.
We woke up and took the dog outside. That’s how we know it’s HOT.
We made an iced espresso. We’re back in the Home Office with the dog.
The housekeeper finished and is long gone. Time for a little “Tenacious D”.
And we still haven’t eaten anything today. How are we not hungry as usual?
We ate some nuts and drank the iced espresso.

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Excessive Heat Warning!

134°F in Death Valley, CA
123°F in Palm Springs, CA
117°F in Salem, OR
115°F in Portland, OR
108°F in Las Vegas, NV
103°F in Reno, NV

And here’s what’s HOT on our Blog today: (as of 5:25pm PST)

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6:30pm: We took the dogs outside, We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.

NATIONAL INSURANCE AWARENESS DAY

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Stephen Tobolowsky as Ned “Needlenose” Ryerson (He did the whistling bellybutton trick…)

The cow is in a 30 day quarantine at Farm Sanctuary -“Animals are Friends”
And it’s a fucking news story on ABC7 at 6:45pm. JUST EAT THAT COW.

9:50pm:  We did a load of laundry this morning.
We did some stuff around the house and yard.
We waited for our dinner to arrive.
Watched a couple episodes of “Antiques Roadshow”.

On The Menu: Southwestern BBQ chopped chicken salad from CPK.
We added avocado and swapped out their ranch dressing for Hidden Valley.
Some bread included too.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2021 – International Day of the Tropics!
ALL FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES!

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A beautiful Waikoloa sunset on the Big Island of Hawaii (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

June 29th is also National Statistics Day, but who’s counting?

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8:15am: We’re up. Awake before our time….
we tried to sleep. BUT NOOOOOOO!
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We made a double espresso with whipped cream.

11:30am: We went back to bed for a little bit. We woke up.
The mobile dog groomer is here now and three little dogs are getting washed and cut. We made an iced espresso.

8:45pm: Recapping Tuesday. We got the water bottles. We got the mail.
The groomers finished and left. And  the dogs are clean and pretty.
The Awning Guys came and replaced an awning in the backyard.
We took a short nap with the dogs.
We ate a toasted cheese sandwich with a dill pickle and a carrot.
We took another nap with the dogs. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
The dogs got fed. We got some groceries. We ate some dinner.

On The Menu: Fried chicken with BBQ sauce, celery & carrot sticks, cherries,
and an iced espresso to drink
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11:25pm: And so goes Tuesday. It was kind of a long day…..
and place your bets now: will we sleep at all tonight?


Wednesday, June 30, 2021 – National Social Media Day!

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NOTE: Today is NOT National Mai Tai Day. August 30 is National Mai Tai Day.
August 30 is the anniversary of the day in 1944 when Victor J. “Trader Vic” Bergeron
created the classic cocktail in Oakland, California. (but you can still have a one today)

WORLD ASTEROID DAY!
It’s on the anniversary of the 1908 Tunguska impact in Siberia.

Don’t you know that you are a shooting star?
And all the world will love you just as long, long as you are!

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Shadow of a Man Total Eclipse in Madras, Oregon

1:35pm: Wide awake after midnight.

6:10am: We slept. We woke up. It’s Wednesday morning.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese and made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

12:15pm: We got the newspapers. We got the mail.
We went back to bed with the dog for a little bit. We woke up.
We made some food for lunch.

1:05pm: It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. And it’s HOT.
And it’s sunny. Really bright outside. Nice and cool inside. 208805362_1576678796010034_8356502406251992041_n
We are inside with the lights off and the ceiling fan and air conditioning on.

On The Menu: Lunch! Fried chicken breast, dill pickle, celery & carrot sticks,
and an iced espresso to drink

6:15pm: We spent the day with the dogs. The gardener came and went.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.

This just in: Indictments of the Trump Organization have been filed
by the Grand Jury and will be unsealed tomorrow!
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10:00pm: We took a nap. We woke up. We just ate some dinner.
On The Menu: 2 hot dogs with mustard, chopped onions, and cheese;
and potato chips, and a Dr Pepper to drink
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Remembering “Mister Guitar” Chet Atkins today.


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We started this Blog in 2013 as a Travel Blog. It naturally evolved into a Lifestyle Blog (with a lot of recipes and other useful information), and then more recently a  Political Platform (Anti-Trump and Anti-GOP Traitor) and  CoronaVirus Journal.

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