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CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)

CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

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“Continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when around others, stay at least 6 feet away from others, avoid crowds, avoid poorly ventilated spaces, and wash your hands often.​​” – CDC.gov

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520000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE UNITED STATES
53400+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA
as of March 4, 2021 at 12:27pm EST

Q: Do I need to wear a mask and avoid close contact with others
if I have gotten two doses of the vaccine?

THE ANSWER IS: YES!
Protect yourself and others,
follow these CDC recommendations:

  • Wear a mask over your nose and mouth
  • Stay at least 6 feet away from others
  • Avoid crowds
  • Avoid poorly ventilated spaces
  • Wash your hands often

It’s important for everyone to continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Experts are also looking at how many people get vaccinated and how the virus is spreading in communities. We also don’t yet know whether getting a COVID-19 vaccine will prevent you from spreading the virus that causes COVID-19 to other people, even if you don’t get sick yourself. CDC will continue to update….as we learn more.

Together, COVID-19 vaccination and following CDC’s recommendations for how to protect yourself and others will offer the best protection from getting and spreading COVID-19. Additional information can be found at key things to know about the COVID-19 vaccine. (SEE THE LINK BELOW)

“If you are vaccinated against COVID-19, you may still be exposed to the virus.
After exposure, you can be infected with or ‘carry’ the virus that causes COVID-19
but not feel sick or have any symptoms. Experts call this ‘asymptomatic infection.'”
– CDC.gov

The Los Angeles Mask Mandate remains in force:
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THE FOUR Ts: “Truth, Trust, Technology, and Transportation” – Mayor Eric Garcetti
THE FIFTH “T” IS TOTAL FAILURE. No plan for the homeless. Endless corruption.
The City of Los Angeles isn’t safe. Not from disease. Not from crime. Not from poverty.
People living on the streets, under overpasses, in doorways…. with NO SERVICES.
The City (and County) of Los Angeles
FAILS TO PROVIDE CLEAN AND SAFE LIVING CONDITIONS for the poor!
~66000 People are homeless in Los Angeles and there’s a deadly pandemic.
THEY STILL WANT TO RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND HAVE SPORTING EVENTS!
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We sent out our first warning in early February 2020.
And then another at the end of the month….
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We had a doctor’s appointment and saw really sick people on March 4th.
And that was it, we’ve been writing about it everyday, and self-isolating.
It doesn’t feel like yesterday to us….
We are still fighting about ZERO CONTACT and Social Distancing with some people.
Nothing has changed since DAY ONE, one year later.
The CoronaVirus will still kill you and your family!

PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from
COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

Friday, March 5, 2021
“National Day of Unplugging” promotes a 24-hour respite from technology!
(“Shomer Shabbos!” Just like Shabbat, from sundown-to-sundown
on Friday March 5th to Saturday March 6th)

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1:11am: We just woke up.

9:15am: We made and ate a turkey and pepper jack cheese sandwich on a toasted bagel around 5:00am. And then we slept for a little bit. We woke up around 8:00am.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Don’t watch the news….

“The Shot Heard ‘Round The World”
On this day in 1770, the Boston Massacre (aka the “Incident on King Street”)
British soldiers from the Grenadier company of the 29th (Worcestershire) Regiment of Foote under the command of Captain Thomas Preston, killed five men and wounded six others in front of the Boston Customs House, who were throwing snowballs, sticks and stones at them. African American Crispus Attucks was the first man killed in the American Revolution.
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BLACKLIVESMATTER! 

10:15am: Well, what now? It’s Friday morning.
The “tree guys” are here today. Pruning all the trees. And they started early.

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12:25pm: Okay, we are fucking angry again.
Even if you are vaccinated YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE CORONAVIRUS!
People who think they’re immune are going to get people sick and they will die.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to SOCIAL DISTANCE.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WEAR A DOUBLE MASK.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WASH YOUR HANDS.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to ZERO CONTACT!

WTF? DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH?
THE GENIE IS OUT OF THE BOTTLE! THIS IS AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!
INFECTIONS ARE RISING IN EUROPE AGAIN!
THE NEW VARIANTS ARE MORE RESISTANT TO VACCINES AND ARE MORE DEADLY!
And there are new variants that have not been identified yet. THEY WILL KILL YOU TOO.
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!


So, now let’s talk about CA EDD and BofA:
California Unemployment TOTAL FAIL and Bank of America’s CRIMINAL FRAUD!
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The story so far: We finally filed for unemployment. We verified with ID.me again.
Our claim was approved and our account was funded with our first two weeks, and then our second two weeks of payments. And we received our EDD Debit Card.
WE COULD NOT ACTIVATE THE EDD DEBIT CARD on the BofA website.
We spent hours on the phone and on hold going around and around with EDD and BofA.
We were told by EDD that the hold on the account was released and BofA was notified.
We were told because of backlog, it could take 10-14 days for BofA to be notified.
WE MAILED A REQUEST FOR CHECKS TO BE MAILED BY EDD – Must Remove BofA!
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We sent many messages and emails to EDD and BofA.
We filed online complaints with the FTC and FBI.
We called our Congressman, State Senator, and State Assemblyman too.
We contacted someone in the Assemblyman’s office who said they would help us!
We received a misspelled and confusing message from EDD that changed our check request back to EDD DEBIT CARD….
An EDD DEBIT CARD THAT WE CANNOT ACTIVATE!
and we cannot contact anyone at EDD or BofA to help us…..
Tony for BofA Regulatory Complaints called from an unidentified 877 toll number…
and left a message. We have called back twice and left messages on his voicemail.
We are still waiting for him to call again.
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So, today we called the Assemblyman’s office again
(after messaging EDD again and leaving another message for Tony at BofA),
They are working remotely in the Assemblyman’s office, so we left a message with the office staffer, and then our contact called us back pretty quick, and told us she didn’t previously have our phone number or email….????) We told her our story of EDD FAILURE, sent her an email with a screenshot of the EDD message, and our wonderful contact said she would get back to us by the end of the day today! She has contacts at EDD and someone at BofA who can maybe do something.

We received an email from our contact in reply to the email and screenshot we sent her.


On The Menu: Shabbat Shalom everyone! We had quite a week….
and so we had quite a pizza (extra large sausage and meatball) delivered again.
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We ate some pizza and took a shower. And then we fell asleep.
We woke up again after midnight and it was very early on Saturday morning!
And do you know what day it is on Saturday?

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Not the Spring Lantern Festival (aka the Yuan Xiao Festival)
“Let there be light!” The lantern provides light.
And light leads the way forward, into the future, and pushes aside the darkness.
The Lantern Festival honors deceased ancestors and promotes reconciliation, peace and forgiveness. It was actually celebrated LAST FRIDAY on February 26 (on the 15th day of the first month of the Lunar calendar, the month of Yuan) in China and many other countries this year. The Lantern Festival is the final day of the traditional Chinese Lunar New Year celebration.
A traditional food for the Lantern Festival is a round rice ball filled with sweet red bean paste, sesame paste, or peanut butter called “Yuanxiao” and/or “Tangyuan”.
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Saturday, March 6th, is The Day of The Dude.
CHECK OUT OUR NEXT BLOG POST!

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In Dude We Trust!

Holiday today:
Celebrate Jeff Lebowski!
The Day of The Dude

BREAKING NEWS – SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 2021: 
The Senate has just passed the $1.9Trillion Coronavirus Relief Bill!
It includes $1400 stimulus checks, $300/week unemployment benefits through the summer, a child allowance of up to $3600 for one year (for those of you with kids), $350Billion for State Aid, $34Billion to expand ACA insurance subsidies, and $14Billion for vaccine distribution.
It passed 50-49 and NOT ONE GOP TRAITOR (Senator) VOTED FOR THE RELIEF BILL!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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People walk under a Chinese Lantern display during a Chinese New Year eve celebration at Chinatown in Manila

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE! 

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WE HAVEN’T HAD THE VACCINE YET.
AND EVEN IF WE HAD TWO DOSES OF THE VACCINE
WE WOULD STILL STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGDOUBLEMASK! AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!

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Happy Day of the Dude 2020!

Happy Day of the Dude!
March 6, 2020

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The Big Lebowski is a 1998 crime comedy film
(with slackers, bowling, nihilists, and a case of mistaken identity)
written, produced, and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen.

The National Film Registry of the United States
The Library of Congress preserves these films because of their cultural, historical, or aesthetic significance to the United States and its people.

“I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that.
It’s good knowin’ he’s out there.

The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.”

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Today is the day!
White Russians for everyone!
Let’s all do a “J”
Happy Day of the Dude!

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“Vagina.”

“My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.” – Maude Lebowski

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“The Dude Abides.”

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“Takin’ it easy for all us sinners.”

p.s. SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!


 

The Day of the Dude Again! Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 ~ Takin’ it Easy

The Day of the Dude Again!
Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 ~ Takin’ it Easy

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“Yeah man, well you know, the Dude Abides.” – The Dude

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HAPPY DAY OF THE DUDE!
CELEBRATE and ENJOY IT!

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March 6th is the anniversary of “The Big Lebowski” 1998 release.
We celebrate the annual sacred High Holiday of Dudeism as “The Day of the Dude”

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“For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone.” – Psalms 103:16

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“Uh, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski.
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me.
You know uh that or uh his Dudeness or uh Duder or uh El Duderino…
if you know you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
– The Dude

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We are an Ordained Dudeist Priest of The Church of The Latter-Day Dude.
(And we are available for weddings, parties and other occasions)

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DUDEISM: Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world, Dudeism.
An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there.
Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started.
Right after a little nap.

NOTE: There are some states and counties that are very undude. First check with the County Clerk where the ceremony is to be performed to confirm or disconfirm whether Dudeist ceremonies are cool and legal.

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“The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.” – Norwegian Proverb

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“To a lazy man every day is a holiday.” – Turkish Proverb

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“Far from idleness being the root of all evil,
it is rather the only true good.”
– Kierkegaard

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“We revel in the laxness of the path we take.” ― Charles Baudelaire



 

Even More Lebowski Haikus!

Even More Lebowski Haikus!

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Nothing is f*cked,
We need more Lebowski poems!
This is our concern…

Rolling with Jesus?
Watch your ass on Wednesday!
And clean off your ball…

It’s not a weekday,
Mind if I do a “J” man?
Enjoy your Sunday!

Are you nihilists?
Do you care about nothing?
Where are your haikus?

Look around the room….
Nihilists everywhere!
Believe in nussing.
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Hey Dudes and Ladies
It’s Lebowski Fest weekend!
Anyone going?

One more for you all:
The Dude abides in your mind
Lost my train of thought….

Dude’s in Malibu
Lovely beach community
Too many fascists

The word “Vagina”
Are you uncomfortable?
Try a pink taco.

Dude is an angel
He was sent from the Heavens
For all us sinners
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Need a Dude haiku?
Enjoy a White Russian!
Well, the Dude abides.

Super Bowl Sunday
The Dude is not a golfer
Got any nachos?

Dude, it’s Saturday.
Just another day of rest…
Good Shabbos you all!

Today is the ninth.
And tomorrow is the tenth.
Marty wants the rent.

Does the Dude like pie?
The pie is not the issue!
Let them eat cake Dude.
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You want a toe cake?
I can get you a toe cake.
Cake by three o’clock.

Vagina, Johnson
And a pair of testicles.
Genitalia!

No shots fired Dude,
He’s having a heart attack
Call an ambulance!

Bulk of the series
And a good day to you Sir
He has health problems

St. Patrick’s Day sh*t?
Brother Shamus, Irish Monk…
Two oat sodas please.
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The Dude loves Friday
Takin’ it easy today
Is this a weekday?

Disturbing my calm.
In the bath, doing a “J”
Bad dudes in my house!

Is this a weekday?
Mind if I do a “J” man?
Daily regimen!

Time for some Creedence.
Much better than the Eagles.
Why not do a “J”?

He is The Stranger
Likes good sarsaparilla
Tells us the story
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The Lifeguard parties
You insult Sam and he will
Roadhouse on your *ss

Lots of Ins and Outs:
Adhere to drug regimen.
Have a beverage!

Listen to the whale
Adhere to your regimen
Find your inner peace

April Twentieth!
I enjoy recreation.
Weed taster/tester

April Twentieth:
The Dude abides in your mind
Lost my train of thought….
Happy 420!

In-n-Out Burger
On Ventura Boulevard…
Those are good burgers.

He surfed beaches
Donny who loved bowling
Rest in Peace sweet prince

The funeral home
Dude enjoys the candy dish
And Walter watches

A tragic end for
Donny who loved bowling
Get a coffee can

Like dust in the wind
Blow away over the Dude
Donny in the can
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I am a Dudeist
In case of emergency:
Call Walter Sobchak

The Fourth of July,
This aggression will not stand!
Time to BBQ.

Dude loves Saturday
No work and doin’ a “J”
Takin’ it easy

Franz, Uli, Kieffer
Three guys with nussing to lose
Do you need a toe?

Ve vant the money
Or we cut off your Johnson
Step on it, smush it

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Ders nussing to it
Nihilism is easy
But it’s exhausting

Sunday night TV?
Watching “The Big Lebowski”
and doing a “J”

Have a beverage!
As seen on television:
A White Russian Dude!

Jeffrey Lebowski
One is Human Peraquat
One rolls bowling balls

Only one am I
Cares about the rules I do
Yoda was a Dude
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Sunday, Sunday, Dude.
Enjoy your recreation!
Don’t be a golfer.

Dressed in purple
Jesus is a pedorast
Lives in Hollywood

He’s a pervert Dude
Showing it to eight year olds
But that creep can roll

A double-double
and a chocolate milkshake
is on the menu

Little Lebowski?
Proud we are of all of them.
Dude was adopted.
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Halloween costumes!
Let your husbands dress up as
The Dude and Walter

Another costume
This one for the Lady Dudes
Maude as a Viking

Fascists everywhere!
Another “Lebowski” group
Censorship is BAD

Dude loves Thanksgiving!
Turkey with all the fixin’s
But first do a “J”

It’s Veteran’s Day.
Dude was not in Vietnam.
Men Who Stare At Goats:

“Neither was Walter”
That was my last haiku line,
Originally.

In time of trouble
Turn on the Big Lebowski
And fire up a “J”

When Dude drinks the cream
It’s Alice in Wonderland
Is it all a dream?

Dude is high on life
And high on cannabis too
You should smoke a “J”

Don’t drop that doobie
Pay attention when you drive
And don’t crash the car

Takin’ it easy
Loved the “Sound of the Whales”
Jerry was a Dude.
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Just my opinion:
Alter your drug regimen!
Write a damn haiku!

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Brandt has to pay you.
He wants to watch you suck c*ck.
Have a nice day Dude.

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On ThrowbackThursday?
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UPDATED Monday January 7, 2019

Golden Globe in hand
El Duderino on stage
HIGHlight of the night
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Recent April 2017 Blog Posts> 

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Tasting Flight at Dancin Vineyards – Jacksonville, Oregon

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GBTA 2013! Read the Blog Post!

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Blog Posts from January 2017!>

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Happy Puppies!

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POP!

It’s our Blog’s 4th Anniversary! READ THE BLOG!>
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恭喜發財! Happy Chinese New Year 2017! 新年好呀!新年好呀!
THE YEAR OF THE RED FIRE ROOSTER! 祝贺大家新年好!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/happy-chinese-new-year-2017/

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Blog Posts from Our Spring Roadtrip 2016 to Ashland Oregon>

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Ashland Creek in Lithia Park in Ashland Oregon (copyright 2015 JoshWillTravel)

Master Blog! Spring Roadtrip 2016 to Ashland Oregon!> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-35M
Seagulls! Moonstone Beach in Cambria> http://wp.me/s3dhVM-seagulls
The Bluebird Inn Motel in Cambria> 
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Historic Downtown Cambria, California> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-3yI
The Vault Gallery in Cambria, California> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-4lQ
Sweet Offerings Confectionary in Cambria, California!> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-3ik

Moonstone Beach – Cambria, California>
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More of Our Previous Blogs:

It’s Rex Manning Day 2017!>
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Return to Paramount Ranch Park in Agoura, California: Part 2 Hiking the Site>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/23/paramount-ranch-park-agoura-california-part-1/

Return to Paramount Ranch – Agoura, California: Part 1 Western Town>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2013/04/14/return-to-paramount-ranch-01-apr-13-part-1-western-town/

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Friends of Paramount Ranch 2017 – Agoura, California

The Wabash Cannonball!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/18/the-wabash-cannonball/

HAAPPY SAAINT PAATRICK’S DAAY!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/17/haappy-saaint-paatricks-daay/

SPRING FORWARD! HAPPY PURIM! FULL MOON!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/spring-forward-full-moon/

Let’s Go To Malibu Beach!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/03/06/lets-go-to-malibu-beach/

“This is what happens Larry!”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/12/04/this-is-what-happens-larry/

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“This is What Happens Larry!”

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Janis Joplin’s Psychedelic 1964 Porsche 356c Cabriolet

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Saturday Morning…>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/02/04/saturday-morning/

Procrastination (noun)
-the action of delaying or postponing something
-the avoidance of doing a task that needs to be accomplished
-the practice of doing more pleasurable things in place of less pleasurable ones
-carrying out less urgent tasks instead of more urgent ones
-putting off impending tasks to a later time

“PROCRASTINATION”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/09/procrastination/

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REAL GOOD EATING in the San Fernando Valley!>

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Sushi Time at Okumura> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-1Xm

Dinner at the Valley Inn in Sherman Oaks> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-1Pp

Dinner at the NoHo Diner in North Hollywood> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-20z

Dinner at Uncle Bernie’s Delicatessen in Encino> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-31l

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Dinner at Taj Mahal Cuisine of India in Encino>  http://wp.me/p3dhVM-13W

Dinner at Mucho Mas Mexican Restaurant in NoHo> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-2Vc 

Dinner at Uncle Bernie’s Delicatessen in Encino> http://wp.me/p3dhVM-31l

Pizza Time! Mulberry Street Pizza!>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/03/25/pizza-time-mulberry-street-pizza/

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Happiness is a warm shotgun!

Happiness is a warm shotgun!
A Blast From The Past!
Skeet shooting at the Greenhorn Ranch:

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Skeet shooting at the Greenhorn Ranch – Quincy, CA circa 1977

 

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