CV! Part 195 – The Dog Days of August (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)
WARNING! EXPECT MORE SHORTAGES!
The supply line for essentials has been disrupted.
The irresponsible Media will cause more PANIC BUYING and HOARDING too.
THERE IS NO REAL LEADERSHIP IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!
redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App
DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
Monday, August 22, 2021
12:35am: OH BOY! OH BOY! It’s Monday morning.
(“Looks like someone has a Case of the Mondays!”)
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
10:20am: Monday! Monday! Good morning.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers and drank an iced espresso.
The housekeeper just arrived, so it’s time to hole up in the Home Office.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
1:25pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
We’ve been watching “Expedition Unknown” on Science Channel all day long.
5:30pm: We just made and ate an early supper. It was a really good Meaty Monday!
On The Menu: Bone-in Rib-eye steak with sauteed onions, shoestring fries,
and steamed carrots. And an iced espresso to drink.
5:50pm: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
8:50pm: YADA YADA YADA
10:20pm: Is it too early for TacoTuesday? We took the dog outside.
We made some food for dinner.
On The Menu: Two chicken street tacos on corn tortillas with guacamole,
and some strawberries
We fell asleep and woke up around 2:30am on Tuesday.
We were awake for a few hours and then we went back to bed.
We slept a little and woke up around 6:30am Tuesday morning.
Tuesday, August 24, 2021 – National Waffle Day!
Do Not TravelTuesday! StayTheFuckHome!
7:00am: FUCK.
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
12:20pm: So the day started out shitty.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The newspapers were retrieved.
Then we went back to bed.We woke up. We made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We took the dogs outside.
And then we’ve just been hanging in the Home Office.
1:45pm: Woke up and got angry. Still angry.
Hangin’ with the dogs in the Home Office.
2:30pm: Still chillin’. Made another iced espresso.
A SPECIAL NOTE: DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!
IF YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO PUT OURSELF INTO A CONFINED SPACE
WITH YOU WITH NO ESCAPE – (and thanks for giving us an option)
YOU ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN US, IF WE GOT IN A CAR WITH YOU TODAY.
8:15pm: Today sucked. We didn’t get an afternoon nap.
We didn’t do anything. Nothing happened.
WE ARE REALLY STRESSED and our ANXIETY level is through the roof.
STILL REALLY ANGRY TOO. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
We ate a little food. More food later. SOME PEOPLE SUCK.
On The Menu: Chicken Caesar salad, a piece of cornbread, and an iced espresso
And then later, quesadillas with guacamole and salsa, with cherries and carrots
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8:55pm: YADA YADA YADA
11:30pm: Tuesday is almost over.
Sad news.
Charlie Watts (Drummer for the Rolling Stones) died age 80 RIP
May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
And Tom T. Hall RIP and Don Everly RIP also passed this week.
May the Four Winds blow them safely home.
Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? COVID-19?
TRAVEL ALERT! BREAKING NEWS! Hawaii doesn’t want you!
The Governor of Hawaii asked tourists not to come until at least November.
They have a COVID-19 surge in the islands. There is a labor shortage.
THERE ARE TOO MANY TOURISTS! (and not enough rental cars….)
SO DON’T GO TO HAWAII UNTIL 2022.
Six More Countries added to the State Department’s DO NOT TRAVEL list today!
The Bahamas, Morocco, Haiti, Kosovo, Lebanon, and Sint Maarten
If you must travel, make sure you are fully vaccinated before you go!
Wednesday, August 25, 2021 – Humpday!
3:15am: We fell asleep for a few hours.
We woke up, it was Wednesday morning, and we made dinner at 3:00am.
On The Menu: Chicken and cheese sandwich on toasted oat bread
and a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink (no pic)
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ (Bark Bark Bark) ZZZZZZZZ
2:55pm: Hey, it’s Wednesday. We went back to bed and slept late.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank an iced espresso.
The newspapers and the mail were retrieved. The poop was scooped.
The gardener is here so the dogs are chillin’. It’s very HOT outside.
Windy and warm, right? And now we are going to run errands.
We got dressed and went out of the house:
Bank, Post Office, Misc. Errands. Miss Donuts. And Four Thrift Stores.
WE VOTED!
We mailed our Recall Ballot today. VOTE NO ON THE CALIFORNIA RECALL.
We are not a fan of Governor Newsom, but we don’t want him recalled.
THIS IS GOP TRAITOR POLITICS AT WORK AND MUST BE STOPPED!
Stopped at Miss Donuts in Reseda. picked up an eclair, a chocolate covered creme puff,
2 chocolate covered custard filled donuts, and a cinnamon roll. 
Miss Donut is where the robbery scene in “Boogie Nights” was filmed.
And we went to FOUR thrift stores today.
We were around way too many people!
We tried to maintain and stay calm, BUT. NO.
It doesn’t feel safe to be out in public around strangers.
We are not comfortable browsing/shopping because of other people.
So we bought some stuff, retail therapy fail, and then we drove home.
AND STILL FEELING THE STRESS AND ANXIETY FROM SHOPPING!
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We got and ate dinner.
On The Menu: Double bbq bacon char-burger (WAY OVER COOKED) and fries
We took the dog outside.
11:20pm: Well, we ate a donut, the creme puff, and the eclair for dessert.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
Thursday, August 26, 2021 – National Dog Day!
ThrowbackThursday again!
5:55am: We slept a little. We woke up.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate the cinnamon roll.
In case you missed it, Dead & Co. played the Grateful Dead’s “Woodstock Set” 52 years after Woodstock in Bethel, NY. – St. Stephen, Mama Tried>fade out, Dark Star, High Time, and Turn On Your Lovelight
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ
12:50pm: okay, it’s ThrowbackThursday. And it’s almost 1:00pm.
We are chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office. So let’s recap today.
We slept for a little bit. We woke up late. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. The newspapers got got. We got the mail.
We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
We put on pants, to go do more errands, but then we took them off.
The housekeeper is here, should we be worried about the Delta Virus?
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH?
Really? After going out yesterday, we just want to ZERO CONTACT again.
“I’m here from the government and I’m here to help.”
– 10 Words that should scare the sh*t out of you
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
“Wave That Flag!” The United States of America
12 United States Service Members were killed in suicide bombings in Afghanistan.
17 more wounded. So, how about a press conference with General Mackenzie?
Kabul is in total chaos. 1500 US Citizens remain? Really? 3000 Troops? Really?
Evacuations continue as per the Taliban…. August 31 Deadline…. TOTAL FAIL.
TRUMP SOLD OUT THE UNITED STATES. AND THE GOP TRAITORS NEED TO STFU.
BEFORE THEY SAY SHIT THERE MUST BE PUBLIC HEARINGS ABOUT JANUARY 6th!
1:20pm: VERY HOT outside – 100+ DEGREES today and for the next 4 days!
“WE’RE HAVING A HEATWAVE” so stay inside. AND IT SMELLS LIKE FIRE AND SMOKE!
Big fires burning up north, and a big fire burning to the south in San Berdoo.
AIR QUALITY IS UNHEALTHFUL TO DEADLY in some places.
So, we ate the last donut. No shame. We indulged ourself on pastries and sugar.
Now back to our regularly scheduled diet. NO WE ARE NOT DIETING.
But we have lost a bunch of weight since the “pre-pandemic” days. 15+ pounds!
Almost 20, but we are fluctuating between 15 and 20 and we don’t want to brag.
2:10pm: Nothing is happening today. Almost took a nap.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ (Bark Bark Bark) FUCK.
It’s National Dog Day! We love our pack. Such good doggies.
11:00pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We drank an iced espresso with dinner.
On The Menu: We ordered a pizza delivery. Extra-large with sausage and meatball.
The dogs went outside. The dogs were chillin’ while we ate.
We chatted online with an old friend (something we never do) for a long time.
We miss having real live friends….. but do they miss me?
We watched “Suicide Squad” directed by James Gunn
WHY? The DC Comic movies are all pretty bad.
And compared to the new Marvel superhero films, they totally suck.
This one was okay, ultra-violent, full of gore, and without purpose.
Weird Tongue-in-cheek humor to desensitize the viewer to the carnage.
EXCEPT TO SELL TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE AND PAY-PER-VIEW…
(and this was the Suicide Squad REBOOT…. there’s already one with Will Smith)
NOTE: As a young collector, before there were any films,
we always liked the Marvel Comic much better than the DC Comics.
COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
635000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of Thursday.
65480+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of Thursday night.
53720+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of Thursday night.
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)
WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!
SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
LOCK HIM UP! TRAITOR!
WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN ARRESTED?
WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN EXPELLED FROM CONGRESS?
WHY IS TRUMP STILL FREE AND HOLDING RALLIES? 635000 US DEAD.
UNTIL TRUMP, TRUMP’S FAMI:Y, THE GOP TRAITORS, AND TRUMP’S STOOGES
ARE ARRESTED, CHARGED, PROSECUTED, AND IMPRISONED, THEY’RE IS NO END.
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!
FLASHBACKFRIDAY! TELL NBC TO DUMP TRUMP! Donald Trump, host of the television series “The Celebrity Apprentice,” mugs for photographers at the NBC 2015 Winter TCA Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel on Friday, Jan. 16, 2015, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
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