CV! Part 144 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 2 (Wednesday-Thursday)

CV! Part 144 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 2 (Wednesday-Thursday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

Collected Haikus from our past Blog Posts: CoronaVirus! Parts 35 – 100
NOTE: Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
Check out our previous Blog Post “CV! Part 141- Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1”

Stay Home! Stay Healthy!

Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.

Have a beverage.
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Wearaf*ckingmask

Practice Social Distancing

Please staythef*ckhome
(CoronaVirus Haiku)

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32 States now have a spike in CoronaVirus cases! 

YES, PEOPLE ARE REALLY GREEDY AND STUPID.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2021
The 90th Day of the Year! The Last Day of March!
The Last Day of Periscope….. 

Today is CESAR CHAVEZ DAY!
A federal commemorative holiday, established by President Barack Obama in 2014.
Celebrate civil rights and labor movement activist César Chávez today!

4:05am: We were sleeping….. we woke up with the dogs.
There were sirens in the distance and the sounds of coyotes nearby outside.
And we almost went back to sleep, but the little boy wanted to go outside.
We took the dogs outside, we drank a cup of espresso and we ate a toasted bagel
with cream cheese and some strawberries. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Fruit.

We wrote this haiku six years ago…
Makes you want to shout
out at the top of your lungs
“King of the World Ma!”

Eat vegetables too!
It’s NATIONAL TATER DAY! Celebrate potatoes, the number one vegetable in the US!
There are over 200 different kinds of potatoes and many ways to eat them.

Roasted Garlic Red Potatoes

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Thanksgiving dinner,

Our annual food orgy,

A friendly feast!

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‘Tis the season Dude,

Eat, Drink, Be Merry and Watch

“The Big Lebowski”

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Check out our other Fun Cooking Recipes! Links in the Sidebar>>>>
or use the SEARCH BOX at the Top of the Page^^^^^ (search “recipes”) 

NATIONAL CRAYON DAY! Edwin Binney created Crayola crayons. He was part owner of Binney & Smith, and made paint, pigments, and pencils for schools. In 1903, Binney & Smith created the Crayola Division and began making colored wax crayons for children.

TELL ME THIS MORNING

WHAT I SHOULD NOT DO TODAY

THEN I’LL HAVE COFFEE
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NATIONAL BUNSEN BURNER DAY! Named after inventor Robert Bunsen, the gas burner is common piece of laboratory equipment invented around 1854 at the University of Heidelberg. It produces a single open gas flame used for heating, sterilization, and combustion. The fuel is natural gas (mainly methane) or another liquefied petroleum gas: propane, butane, or a mix. The gas to air ratio can be manually adjusted to control the intensity, temperature, and size of the flame. Based on the Venturi effect: the speed of the gas flow increases, and the pressure decreases when forced through the nozzle, causing an inward air flow through the lateral holes at the base of the vertical pipe (barrel) which allows for the flame control.

NATIONAL EQUAL PAY DAY
NATIONAL CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL DAY
NATIONAL PROM DAY (NO! No Prom for you this year!)

HaHa!

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

How many Blog hits?
One hundred fifty thousand!
Thank you for the LOVE!

And we are almost at 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits!
Eight years! 1000 Blog Posts! (or thereabouts)
A sh*tload of time and effort and imagination.
THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

NOTE: There will be a celebratory “200000 HITS” Blog Post very soon!

No time to look back!
Forward into the future.
Everything is new!

11:30am: The dogs got fed breakfast at 7:00am.They went outside on both sides.
We got the newspapers and drank an espresso. Then we fell asleep.
We woke up, took the dogs outside, drank a little orange juice and another espresso.
It’s beautiful day again! Sunny, warm, and the temp is in the 80s.

Just a pile of stones
A monument to the past
At Paramount Ranch

6:30pm: We slept all afternoon! First, we watched President Joe Biden’s “Infrastructure Plan” speech and then we fell asleep with the dogs. The gardener and pool guy came today and we just slept. We woke up around 6:00pm. We went outside with the dogs and fed the dogs and went outside again. We made a cup of espresso, which we left in the kitchen…. BRB.
Okay, we’re back with a fresh espresso. And we’re hungry now. Time for some food.

Ghosts of old friends
Remind me of the good times
We had together.

Today is the last day of the Periscope App.
Periscope is done as of March 31st, 2021. And they killed themselves. SAD.

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Too many people
Too many have passed and
Too many are sick

“Have you been jabbed yet?” – Jello Biafra 
Pic ripped from Alternative Tentacles Records

#jellobiafra#jellobiafraandtheguantanamoschoolofmedicine #punkrockbowling #covid19 #vaccine#saveourstages #pandemic #truther#jellogotthejab #alternativetentaclesrecords#alternativetentacles #punk #legend

Hey! F*ck you Monday.
Another week of weekdays.
There is no weekend.

Tomorrow is Opening Day. Baseball season begins again….
THE BOYCOTT CONTINUES. BASEBALL IS NOT VERY VERY GOOD TO ME.
Here is the first newspaper picture of baseball “America’s Pasttime”:

“I am the Walrus”
Walter means the Russian Guy
V.I. Lenin Dude!

11:54pm: Well, it’s Thursday now…. Blog Delay. 
It’s after midnight now. And we are entertained. Over-entertained.
And we’re still hungry. We haven’t eaten really. So, dinner after midnight now.
Yeah, we got ice cream too.

TAG TEAM! HOUSE PARTY! “SCOOP THERE IT IS!”

Coffee and Donuts.
Today is Flashback Friday!
Sugar time for Me

There were FIVE PURSUITS TODAY! CRAZY! 
We saw parts of three and then news clips of two more.
And there was another big pallet yard fire that spread to other buildings in Compton!

Pursuit and Standoff in DTLA: Spike strip stuck in the front wheel well.
Suspect wouldn’t come out of the car. Cut away to the next pursuit.

DUI Suspect pursuit through Van Nuys. Spike strip deployed.
Suspect surrendered and in custody.

The world did not end.
Monday again, one more time…
so, have a nice day.

We finally made some food. Breakfast for dinner again around 1:00am.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, twice cooked potato with cheese and bacon, toasted bagel with cream cheese, strawberries and an espresso to drink. 

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

The Fourth of July,
This aggression will not stand!
Time to BBQ.

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Thursday, April 1, 2021 – APRIL FOOLS!
THE FEAST OF FOOLS! HAPPY ST. STUPID’S DAY!

Got mine today!
HAPPY FEAST OF FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! FOOLS DAY!
APRIL FOOLS DAY! ST. STUPID’S DAY! etc.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

 

We once traded a Fancy Joker from a pack of card with a King of Fools
(who wasn’t a King yet and shall remain nameless)
for “comp” admission to a Halloween Party…. 
Way back in the day, going way back to Agoura, Black Point
and the Guild Hall at Fountain and Harper!
Toby Jo RIP invited me to my first party in ’83? We joined the Guild that night!
We partied with Andy, Skip, Jonnathon, Greg and Jack (Jacques) upstairs
and with a castle full of Fools for years. Until they tore it down to build condos. 
From Griffith Park Boy’s Camp to the Glendale Moose Lodge,
Across Renaissance Faires and county lines, from Ventura to San Bernadino.

Fool’s Guild Coronation of Greg the Obscene Juggler as King! Agoura 1985

Old Friends at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Irwindale (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

He wonders “what if?”
But the past is behind him.
Life plays dirty tricks.

10:15am: We didn’t sleep. We were up all night.
We watched TV and surfed the interweb. We tried to sleep. No luck.
And so we took the dogs outside at 7:00am and they got fed.
We got the newspapers and we took the dogs outside again.
Then we fell asleep. We only slept for a couple hours, but we needed it.
We just woke up, got the mail, and drank a cup of espresso.
And it’s ThrowbackThursday and April Fool’s Day! HAHAHAHAHA.

Just another day…
Oh, there is a baseball game.
Will they “choke” again?

And it’s OPENING DAY! (for Major League Baseball)
First game at 10:00am PST – Toronto Blue Jays v. New York Yankees
Every team is scheduled to play today!
And it’s going to be a regulation-length season too, that mean 162 games.
Los Angeles Dodgers at Colorado Rockies
The Dodgers won the (pandemic) World Series in 2020. –
AND THE BOYCOTT CONTINUES!
Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres – Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox v. Los Angeles Angels – Houston Astros v. Oakland Athletics
San Francisco Giants at Seattle Mariners
THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS v. NEW YORK METS WAS POSTPONED!
COVID-19 RELATED. But only one game…. Yeah, Baseball. We just don’t care.

Dodgers Stadium in Chavez Ravine, Los Angeles, a few years ago

Another new year
Three hundred sixty five days!
The future is here.

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We’re awake every morning to feed the dogs around 7:00am,
and they get supper around 6:00pm. And then, fill in the blanks….

Working from the Home Office before the pandemic,
so up all night is not new for an “insomniac”.
Don’t eat very much during the day
(a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast or a late lunch)
and then a big meal for dinner when we get really hungry, usually late.
Drink espresso (hot and iced) all day – with no sugar, which is much better than soda.
Breakfast is easy! And the ingredients are always in the fridge ready to go.

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“Cause I’m a picker. I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, and I’m a sinner.
I play my music in the sun.
I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker.
I sure don’t want to hurt no one”

I can hear the owl.
Who, who, who are you it asks.
That’s a good question.

All Hail St. Stupid! All Hail The Church of the Last Laugh!

The owl is calling,
From the dark and cold outside,
Winter is coming.

7:15pm: And our effin’ shoulder hurts.
We got our first shot of the Moderna vaccine today!
We were so anxious we didn’t sleep again last night.
And then we were really tired when we got home.
So we took a nap, of course. And we woke up and took the dogs outside.
And the dogs got fed dinner. And we went outside again.
And we made an ice-pack. AND NOW IT’S LEAKING COLD WATER ON US.
We are thankful we finally got it. We waited for our turn and now it hurts. 

8:55pm: Feeling “BLAH” – must be the vaccine. We ordered a pizza delivery.
We watched the first episode of “Ken Burn’s Baseball” on PBS while we waited.
We took the dogs outside again. And then we ate three slices of pizza.
Pizza every week is easy. And it’s really good pizza. Now there are leftovers
We still have to shop for food, but not tonight, and probably not tomorrow.
On The Menu: Extra-Large NY Style sausage and pepperoni pizza delivered.

Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone.

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In-N-Out for lunch?

A double-double with cheese

Those are good burgers

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WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

UPDATED APRIL 10, 2021:

Happy Foolish Mail!
Boobie Prize for second place?
Look what came today!

Giggle, laugh, snort, smile.
Saturday afternoon fun and
foolishness too!

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CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

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LebowskiFest Time!
At the Wiltern in L.A.
With Jeff Bridges too!

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Read our Blog Post “Lebowski Fest 2019 @ Wiltern Theatre in Hollywood”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/05/01/lebowski-fest-2019-at-the-wiltern-theatre-in-hollywood/

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LEBOWSKI FEST Blog!

Just my opinion, Man

Had a real good time!

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Read our Blog Post “Depression? Questions to Ask – Before Giving Up” > https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/12/depression-questions-to-ask-before-giving-up/
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Don’t Try Suicide!
It doesn’t solve anything.
You just make a mess

• CV! Part 142 – What Pandemic? (Thurs-Fri-Sat)
• CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
• CV! Part 140 – SPRINGTIME! (Saturday-Sunday)
• MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
• CV! Part 139 – ZERO CONTACT! (Thursday-Friday)
• CV! Part 138 – MID-MARCH Spring 2021 (Mon-Tues-Wed)
• CV! Part 137 – Hello Weekend Relief! (Fri-Sat-Sun)
• CV! Part 136 – VICTORY! (Wednesday-Thursday)
• CV! Part 135 – And ONE YEAR LATER! (Sun-Mon-Tues)
• CV! Part 134 – The Day of The Dude is March 6th! (Saturday)
• CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)
• Blog Post Links for Spring 2021:
• CV! Part 132 (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)
• CV! Part 131 (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

• FUN COCKTAIL RECIPES!
• FUN COCKTAIL RECIPES 2
• FUN COCKTAIL RECIPES 3

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He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!

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Trump will kill us all.

Doesn’t have a f*ckin’ clue!

Are we winning yet?
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It’s a mystery!
Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?
Was it Donald Trump?

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BONUS: a limerick too.

Trump with his dumb MAGA mob

And Rudy the cheap lyin’ slob

Listing each crime,

would take too much time

THEY’RE FIRED! and out of a job.

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COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
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Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd.
BLACKLIVESMATTER! Stop Police Brutality and Violence!

The First Amendment of the Constitution prohibits any law abridging freedom of speech, infringing on freedom of the press, interfering with right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting petitioning for a redress of grievances. (and there’s also something about religion too)

“Article I – Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” (The First Amendment)

“I Can’t Breathe” – George Floyd  / “I Can’t Breathe” – Eric Garner

GEORGE FLOYD AND ERIC GARNER WERE MURDERED BY POLICE OFFICERS!

 

George Floyd’s Last Words

 

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The “FIVE D’s” of Bystander Intervention

The “FIVE D’s” of Bystander Intervention
What should you do if you witness someone being targeted with harassment because of their race, sex, religion, color, gender, size, sexual orientation, disability, age, or country of origin?

NOTE: The 5D’s were ripped from ihollaback.org – Thanks!

The “FIVE D’s” of Bystander Intervention are:

Distract – ignore the harasser, engage directly with the person being targeted.
Don’t talk about or refer to the harassment. Talk about something unrelated.

Delegate – ask for assistance, for a resource, or for help from a third party
Check with the person being targeted before contacting 911!
The intervention of law enforcement may make some people uncomfortable.
Police may make the situation worse and/or make some people feel unsafe.

Document – Document harassment as it happens. BE A WITNESS.
Expose abuse, deter violence, substantiate reports, provide evidence.
Assess the situation first! Only document the situation if it is safe!
Is anyone helping the person being harassed?
If you are safe, record the incident safely and responsibly!
Stay safe, keep your distance. Say the date and time and what you are witnessing.
Record signs or landmarks the identify the location.
ALWAYS ask the person what they want to do with the recording.
Get CONSENT first! NEVER post or use media without the subject’s permission!

NOTE: Be sure to educate yourself on the LAWS in your city, county or state regarding filming and recording in public, and recording law enforcement in the performance of their duties.

Delay – make a difference by checking on the person who was harassed after the fact.
Wait until the situation is over and then speak to the person who was targeted.

• Ask if they’re okay. Tell them you’re sorry that it happened to them.
• Ask if there’s any way you can support them.“What do you need?”
• Offer to walk with them to their destination or sit with them.
• Share resources. Offer to be a witness and make a report if they want you to.
• If you document the incident, ask what they want you to do with the recording.

Direct – directly respond by naming what is happening and/or confronting the harasser.
THERE IS RISK: Harasser may redirect abuse and it might escalate the situation.
Before responding directly, first assess the situation! Are you physically safe?
Is the person being harassed physically safe? Could the situation escalate to violence?
Does the person being harassed want someone to intervene and/or speak up?
Do not engage in dialogue, debate, or start an argument (the situation can escalate)
Keep your direct response short and on point:

• “That’s inappropriate” “That’s disrespectful” “That’s not okay” etc.
• “Leave them alone.”
• “That’s homophobic” “That’s racist” “That’s (insert type of harassment)” etc.

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WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

STOP ASIAN HATE! Trump and the GOP Traitors did this.
Don’t forget about stopping HATE against African-Americans, Jews, Latinos, and
people from the Middle East. RACIST HATE CRIMES ARE UP ACROSS THE BOARD!

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! 

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CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

Sunday, March 28, 2021 – Happy Passover!
Happy Holi! Happy Palm Sunday.
Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!
National Black Forest Cake Day!

Happy Holi! The ancient Hindu festival of Holi, is known as the “Festival of Love”, the “Festival of Colors”, and the “Festival of Spring”. The holiday celebrates the arrival of spring, the end of winter, the blossoming of love, and a good a spring harvest. Holi also celebrates the triumph of good over evil, symbolizes by the end of winter.

On this day in 1979, there was a major accident at Pennsylvania’s Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. Reactor number 2 overheated, suffered a partial meltdown, and then a radiation leak.

Today, the TMI-2 reactor is permanently shut down and 99% of its fuel has been removed. The reactor coolant system is fully drained and the radioactive water decontaminated and evaporated. The accident’s radioactive waste was shipped off site to an appropriate disposal area, and the reactor fuel and core debris was shipped to the Department of Energy’s Idaho National Laboratory. In 2001, FirstEnergy acquired TMI-2 from GPU. FirstEnergy has contracted the monitoring of TMI-2 to Exelon, the current owner and operator of TMI-1. The companies plan to keep the TMI-2 facility in long term, monitored storage until the TMI-1 plant ceases operations, at which time both plants will be decommissioned. – http://www.nrc.gov

On this day in 1986, “We Are The World” was played at the same time on radio stations everywhere. It was written/recorded in 1985 to raise money for African famine victims and was remade/rereleased in 2010 for victims of the earthquake in Haiti. The song saw a comeback in March 2020 after the COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. USA for Africa! 

We are the world, We are the children,
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making, We’re saving our own lives,
It’s true we’ll make a better day, just you and me”

4:30am: Just woke up. We took the dogs outside. We made a cup of espresso.
We also ate some strawberries and a chocolate macaroon.
There was a missed text message from earlier on our cell phone.
Terrible news. Our friend’s brother died. We don’t have any details.
But we are very sad now.

We watched two of Doug Stanhope’s comedy specials and then we
watched the Brody Stevens’ (RIP) comedy special on Amazon Prime last night.
We also went down the Youtube hole again and watched a bunch of vids.

Steven James Brody (May 22, 1970 – February 22, 2019)  known as Steven Brody Stevens, was a genius stand-up comedian, the “Prince of Periscope” and an actor who suffered from mental illness and sadly killed himself. We miss his weird and angry comedy.

8:20am: We fell asleep again. We woke up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank a cup of espresso.

“Face masks, hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes and other PPE
are now tax deductible medical expenses, the IRS announced.”

12:50pm: Well, it’s a beautiful day! Sunday! Sunday! Springtime!

And we are Choreboy again today! Doing laundry! Cleaned out the fridge.
Cleaned up the kitchen a little. Did some dishes and pots and pans.

We just heated up the last of the leftover pizza from the other night
and ate it for lunch with some fruit punch gatorade to drink.

10:00pm: Recapping Sunday!
Choreboy scooped a lot of poop, cleaned the yard, and did some more laundry.
We slept for awhile. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
And the dogs got fed supper and we took the dogs outside again.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate some leftover BBQ chicken pizza.
(we had to scrap the cilantro off, because we didn’t want it to go to waste)
We turned everything off and just enjoyed the silence for a couple hours.
We took the dogs outside again
and now we’re back chillin’ in the Home Office on Sunday night.
We also emptied the dishwasher and put away the dishes.
And we did another load of laundry.
Choreboy is not quite done, but he is done for now.

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Monday, March 29, 2021
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
National Vietnam War Veterans Day!

3:30am:
“The Wonderful World of Disney” double feature: (and childhood memories)
“The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes” with Kurt Russell and Joe Flynn
“Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier” with Fess Parker and Buddy Ebsen

8:35am: We slept a little with the dogs. We woke up and took them outside.
The dogs got fed their breakfast and went outside again.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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THE FOURTH WAVE IS HERE!
“THE SPRING BREAK SURGE” = COVID-19 Infection rates are rising again.
People are being careless. People aren’t wearing masks. People are STUPID.
We watched the Livestreams from Las Vegas this weekend,
and we’ve seen the news reports on Spring Break in Florida and Texas.
And more businesses are continuing to “RE-OPEN”: Theme parks (Disneyland and Magic Mountain will re-open next week) and sporting events, restaurants and movie theaters, schools (LAUSD announced they will re-open for in-person teaching in April) and religious institutions.

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States…..
549000+ REPORTED US CORONAVIRUS DEATHS AS OF TODAY!
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-NINE THOUSAND PLUS AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
58900+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
49500+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
Practice Social Distancing! Keep your “bubble” small! ·
Stay Home And Don’t Go To Work If You Are Sick!

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

STAY THE FUCK HOME! DO NOT SOCIALIZE! DO NOT GO TO PUBLIC PLACES!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
DO NOT PARTY WITH FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS! ZERO CONTACT!

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BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE BRUTALITY!
STOP POLICE VIOLENCE! STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM! 
STOP KILLING UNARMED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

George Perry Floyd RIP

The trial of Derek Chauvin, the ex-police officer,
charged in the murder of George Perry Floyd on May 25, 2020, began today.
Eight Minutes and Forty-Six Seconds. Nine Minutes and Twenty-Nine Seconds.
(RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!) It was Homicide.

10:20am: The housekeeper is here to clean now.
We drank another espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We ate 2 toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam.
We made an iced espresso. We have the dogs with us in the Home Office.
And it’s Monday morning again.

Do you have “A Case of the Mondays?” (read our previous Blog Post)

 11:30am: We got the mail.

4:40pm: Watching/listening to Josh Daniel and 420Live with Jeff Kravitz
at the same time. MSNBC on TV with the sound off.
There’s a YouTube vid cued up for viewing too.
Celebrating Life Everyday! 420Live with guest Andrew DeAngelo.
We drank another iced espresso. We took the dogs outside a couple times.
The housekeeper finished about 2:00pm. The house is clean.
We slept a little while she was here….. and when we woke up, she was gone.
And we might be hungry.

The container ship EverGiven that was blocking the Suez Canal was freed today.
Cargo ships are sailing through it again, there’s a massive backup that needs to clear,
and there will be toilet paper (and other imported products) for April and May.

Recapping Monday at 2:00am on Tuesday morning.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We fell asleep. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
We took the dogs outside again. We ate some food.

On The Menu: Toasted bagel with cream cheese, two kinds of salami, pepper jack cheese, dill pickle, avocado, celery & carrot sticks, sour cream & onion potato chips, and strawberries

We fell asleep for an hour, woke up, and took the dogs outside again.
Now the dogs are sleeping in the Home Office.
And now it’s Tuesday. Maybe we had a case of the Mondays yesterday.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2021
NATIONAL DOCTORS’ DAY! – has some extra-special meaning this year!
The first observance of Doctors Day was on March 30, 1933, in Winder, Georgia.
On this day in 1842, Ether was first used as an anesthetic for surgery and was administered by Crawford W. Long, M.D. A red carnation is worn as the symbol for National Doctors Day.

Some people shouldn’t be Doctors. Some people should be in prison.
The Trump stooges now admit they failed, and that they lied for Trump.
They sacrificed American Lives for politics over human life. 
They violated the Hippocratic Oath. THEY DID HARM! PEOPLE DIED! 
They should never practice medicine again. Take their licenses away!
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF US CITIZENS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF THEM!
550000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE UNITED STATES!
FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND PLUS DEAD AMERICANS AS OF TODAY!
59000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA!

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Stay Home! Stay Healthy!

Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.

Have a beverage.

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NATIONAL VIRTUAL VACATION DAY (and that’s everyday these days, right?)
STAY THE F*CK HOME! DO NOT TRAVEL! 
A virtual vacation doesn’t require money, packing, traffic, or airplane flights.
Relax, recharge, and rejuvenate no matter where you are!

National Take A Walk In The Park Day

National Pencil Day – On this day in 1858, Hymen Lipman was granted the first patent for an attached eraser on the end of a pencil, and he was also the first person to use adhesive on an envelope flap

National Turkey Neck Soup Day (no thank you)

2:45am: We’re awake. We just made an iced espresso. We are so BORED.
Last night we watched the coyotes frolic on the neighbor’s lawn across the street.
We put on “Avengers, Age of Ultron”, but we’re going to stop it and start it over.
Just not now.

On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan, James Brady, and
two other people were shot and wounded by John Hinkley Jr. in Washington D.C.

7:50am: Good morning. Tuesday. Yeah, we’re up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Tuesday.
Drink coffee. Drink water.  DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER.

11:40am: We took the dogs outside again. We got the mail.
We have to go the bank and we should go to the market too.
But we don’t want to go out unless we absolutely have to…..
And the bank can wait and we have food to eat today and tomorrow,
so, we’ll stay home and stay safe and social distance and self-isolate.
It’s a beautiful day. The temp should reach 80 degrees in the SFV today.

Universal Studios Hollywood announced that they will re-open April 16. 
Penn & Teller’s show will return to the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas on April 22. 
Many shows (stage, lounge, and comedy) have already resumed in Las Vegas
(with reduced audience capacity and/or in a larger venue/space). 

Carnival, MSC, Royal Caribbean, and Disney Cruise Line are now offering short Summer Cruises with June and July departure bookings out of Florida despite the “do not sail” order from the CDC. There will be mandatory COVID-19 “proof of vaccination” requirements.
DO NOT TRAVEL! – STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY! – ZERO CONTACT! – NO CRUISING!

5:05pm: Well, we took a nap. We needed to sleep a little.
We didn’t go to the bank or the market, or do any errands today.
We watched some of the Derek Chauvin George Floyd Murder Trial.
We woke up and took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
Almost time to feed the dogs their supper. Still a beautiful day outside.

11:20pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We cooked, we made dinner. We fell asleep for a little bit.
And we just updated this Blog Post.

On The Menu: Bone-in Ribeye steak with sautéed onions,
baked potato with melted pepper jack cheese and bacon, celery & carrot sticks.

BREAKING NEWS! GOP TRAITOR MATT GAETZ IS UNDER INVESTIGATION
BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE FOR SEX TRAFFICKING!
DID HE HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL?
DID HE PAY FOR HER TO TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES FOR SEX?
C’mon, really? Does Gaetz look like pedophile? Really?

STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

We now have an appointment date and time for our first vaccination!
We waited for our turn, and we’ve been scheduled, fingers crossed now.
Only 25% of Californians in the 50-64 age range have been vaccinated so far…. 

*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

Going to the end of the line?

“Therefore hell hath enlarged herself,
and opened her mouth without measure:
and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp,
and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.”
– Isaiah 5.14

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CV! Part 142 – What Pandemic? (Thurs-Fri-Sat)

CV! Part 142 – What Pandemic? (Thurs-Fri-Sat)
SPRING BREAK BABY! STAYTHEF*CKHOME! DO NOT TRAVEL!
DO NOT PARTY! DO NOT EAT AND DRINK WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
DO NOT SING, DANCE, TWERK, BOOGIE, ROCK OR HANG OUT!

Thursday, March 25, 2021
International Waffle Day!
National Medal of Honor Day!

2:30am: We finally made some food.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, 3 kinds of salami, pepper jack cheese,
dill pickle, avocado, baby carrots, pita chips, strawberries and an espresso to drink

Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Bacon.
Remember how lucky you are to have food to eat and a warm place to sleep.
Clean water. Air conditioning. Shoes. Refrigeration. A bed. That’s all.

1:40pm: Thursday morning recap. We were up all morning and then the dogs got fed.
We fell asleep around 9:00am and then woke up. The housekeeper came and cleaned. We were awake for a little while, watched President Joe Biden’s first Press Conference, and then we went back to bed with the dogs and slept until after 1:00pm. We drank a cup of espresso and now we are updating this Blog Post.

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Tolkien Reading Day was created by The Tolkien Society in 2003.
March 25th was chosen because it is the day of the fall of Sauron
in J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King”.

J.R.R. Tolkien aka “The Professor” (Jan. 3, 1892 – Sept. 2, 1973)
English writer, poet, philologist, World War I veteran, and university professor.
Author of “The Hobbit”, “The Lord of the Rings”, “The Silmarrillion”, and more than 30 other books (and a few posthumously).

“The Lord of the Rings” trilogy has sold more than 150 million copies so far
and has been adapted for multiple award-winning motion pictures.

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4:05pm: We went to the dentist. It was not fun. It freaked us out.
HERE’S OUR STORY IF YOU’RE INTERESTED:
It was only an “exam” and it almost wasn’t even that. We went to a new dentist.
Our dentist of almost 40 years retired and sold his business to a good dentist.
We had a filling replaced in December by our doctor, and then he checked out in January.
So, we got dressed, we drove over (to the same office), we parked, we walked up the stairs to the second floor (no elevator rides with strangers, thank you) and down the hall to the office. There is a small waiting area and there was a woman seated inside, and she wasn’t wearing her mask, but it on when we came in. We  stood and waited in the waiting room at the window for the receptionist for awhile. The woman in the waiting area told us we should call out because they were not there. So we called out, and two of the hygienists were eating in a side room, without masks of course, and there was only a half drawn curtain between that room and the reception area.  We called out and one of the hyenists stuck her head out from behind the curtain and told us someone was coming. Another woman opened the office door to come inside, then backed up when she saw us in the waiting room, and closed the door. The receptionist came to the window, we watched her put her mask on as she finished some food, and when she got to the window her mask wasn’t covering her nose, and she handed us the clipboard and paperwork without sanitizing her hands. We took the clipboard and went out into the hall, as the woman waiting outside opened the door and entered. NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AT ALL. NOT SAFE. WE DID NOT FEEL SAFE. We should have just left then.
We filled out the paperwork in the hall, but didn’t sign the form because we hadn’t spoke with the dentist. We needed to talk about the conditions before agreeing to the COVID-19 “liability waiver”. So then we went back into the office and turned in the clipboard and went back into the hall. There was another woman at the desk, so four other people, plus the 2 or 3 hygienists in the office and the dentist makes eight (but he wasn’t back from lunch yet). While we were out in the hall, the first woman who was waiting decided not to stay. She came out of the office and said “I have to find a new dentist”. And the nurse/hygenist came and got us from the hall, and then we waited in the open exam space inside the office with all those people for about fifteen minutes, and we were really sweating and nervous. And we should have just left then.
WE WOULD HAVE WAITED LONGER IF THE FIRST WOMAN HADN’T LEFT.
We saw the dentist come back from lunch and he went into his office and put on a white coat, and then he came out and greeted another patient in another exam space. Meanwhile, we spoke with the nurse/hygenist who asked why we were nervous. We told her, and then we met the new dentist. And then we told him why we were nervous.

We were going to go to our bank on the way home, but there were too many cars in the parking lot out front and then we watched an old man walk in the doors as we pulled in. After our experience at the dentist, we just decided “not today, maybe tomorrow”, and then we pulled out and drove home.

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6:20pm: We fell asleep with the dogs. And then we woke up.
The dogs went outside. And the dogs got fed. And the dogs went outside.
We drank a cup of espresso. We ordered a pizza delivery.
So food will soon be here, which is good, because we haven’t eaten all day.
Dinner was delivered. We ate. We took the dogs outside again.
On The Menu: Extra-large sausage and meatball pizza and a small Caesar salad.

Well, we watched some TV, and surfed some interweb. Then we fell asleep.
When we woke up it was 12:34am on Friday. A brand new day! It’s the weekend!

 

STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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Friday, March 26, 2021
National Spinach Day!

Epilepsy Awareness Day!

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National Nougat Day!
Celebrate the soft and chewy or hard and crunchy candy! 
Nougat is made by whipping egg whites with honey or sugar, roasted nuts, and sometimes candied fruit. Traditional nougat is made with almonds and honey and has been a around since ancient Rome. Enjoy it on its own as candy, combine it with chocolate and/or other flavorings.

There are three basic kinds of nougats:
White nougat is made with beaten egg whites and honey
Brown nougat is made without egg whites, has a firmer and often crunchy texture
Viennese or German nougat is made with chocolate and nut praline

In Italy, they call it torrone.
In Spain, nougat is called turrón.
The United States version is made with corn syrup and called divinity.
In the United States, modern candy makers use a different recipe.
They use a mixture of sucrose and corn syrup mixed with egg whites, gelatin, or hydrolyzed soy protein. It is a common and widely used ingredient because it is inexpensive and used as a filler instead of more expensive ingredients.

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12:50am: We just woke up and took the Big Dog outside.
We drank a small glass of juice. Now we’re chillin’ in the home office.

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Random Thoughts on Friday Morning:
We are all going to die. That’s right. 100% of us will experience DEATH.
When will it be your turn? What’s going to happen to you? How will you die?
What will you do with the time you have left? It could all end tomorrow.
What will you do tomorrow? What did you do today?
We went to the dentist today. We might go to the bank tomorrow.

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The Virgin Hotel and Mohegan Sun Casino opened today in Las Vegas, Nevada, 
where the old Hard Rock Hotel (1995-2020) was at 4455 Paradise Road.
(and all the Vegas Vloggers were there, so there’s a lot of new vids online tonight)

5:15am: So we’re still awake. 
We just drank our first cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Pizza.
We ate a cold slice of pizza for breakfast.

2:55pm: We fed the dogs. The dogs went outside. And then we went to bed.
We woke up and went back to bed. We drank a cold cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside. Now we are awake and back in the Home Office.
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE! We drank a warm cup of espresso.
Maybe we’ll go back to bed again…….

LAPD arrested 182 protesters last night outside Echo Park.
The City of Los Angeles is cleaning out the homeless encampment. HAHAHA.
We are laughing at the City of LA, not the homeless. Garcetti is worthless.
NOTE: We wrote about the homeless in Echo Park in 2015!
Read our previous Blog Post! “Saturday in Echo Park”
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THE HOMELESS PROBLEM.
THEY ARE THROWING MONEY AT DEVELOPERS BUT NOT THE HOMELESS.
The conditions for the homeless in LA during the pandemic haven’t improved.
The City of LA removed all the homeless and put them in apartment/motel spaces for who knows how long, except for two people who were arrested and forcibly removed by LAPD. Echo Park will now be cleaned and sanitized. And the homeless will be back next week.

STOP ASIAN HATE! Trump and the GOP Traitors did this.
Don’t forget about stopping HATE against African-Americans, Jews, Latinos, and
people from the Middle East. RACIST HATE CRIMES ARE UP ACROSS THE BOARD!
More protests around town today and tomorrow. Media eats it up. More DISTRACTION!

And now THIS! The Suez Canal is blocked by a very large container ship that got stuck sideways. They are working to get it unstuck…. and traffic is backing up. 
TO THE TUNE OF NINE BILLION DOLLARS A DAY. You know someone’s getting fired.

The Suez Canal is a main shipping route for global trade.
So Evergreen Shipping and its insurance companies are going to have to pay, right?
And the news says to expect shortages of things like toilet paper (really?) and OIL.
Prices are already rising for gasoline, but they could go higher if oil shipments are delayed because of this stupidity. 

7:30pm: Recapping Friday afternoon.
We watched YouTube vids – Virgin Hotel opening, Pompsie at Circa, etc.
We drank an iced espresso. We drank a warm espresso. Drank water too.
We slept for awhile. We woke up. We ordered sushi for dinner.
The dogs got fed and went outside. 
We got dressed and went out and picked up the sushi.
We brought it home and ate it. It was good. Good Shabbos!
We are very freaked out about COVID-19 right now.
Watching Josh Daniel LIVE and Billy Strings promo LIVE now.
“Celebrate Life Everyday!” – just tearing it up tonight!

On The Menu: SUSHI. Spicy tuna cut roll, California roll, rainbow roll,
eel & avocado cut roll, and albacore sashimi. Shabbat Shalom.

10:15pm: We fell asleep for a little bit after we ate.
We woke up and took the dogs outside.

And Las Vegas is busy tonight again…. what there’s a CoronaVirus Pandemic?
(screenshot from the Not Leaving Las Vegas Friday night Livestream)

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Saturday, March 27, 2021 – HAPPY PASSOVER!
Happy Birthday Quentin Tarentino!
It’s World Theatre Day!

2:35am: We watched “Saturday Night Fever” again.
But we stopped the film and got a couple of slices of leftover pizza to eat.
And an iced espresso to drink.
We watched the movie, and then fell down the Youtube rabbit hole again.
Now “RED” is on, with Bruce Willis, and we can watch it over and over,
and we have.

3;45pm: Recapping Saturday Morning: Nothing. We were still up at dawn.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We went back to bed. We slept for awhile.
We woke up and went outside with the dogs and then went back to bed. 
It’s a beautiful day outside. We drank an espresso earlier.
We haven’t eaten yet today, not since the pizza after midnight, so we’re hungry now.

Jewish holiday time again! The first night of Passover is tonight. 
Passover Seder 2014, in the past “social time” – 20+ guests for dinner every year….

HAPPY PASSOVER! “Chag Sameach!” “Good Yom Tov!”
GOOD DAY! Happy and Kosher Festival! Happy and Kosher Holidays!
The Hebrew term Yom Tov (יום טוב), means festival day, one of the six biblical festivals when activities prohibited on Shabbat are also prohibited. (except some food prep stuff).
On Yom Tov, as on Shabbat, it’s a mitzvah to refrain from work!
That means by not doing working, you’re doing a mitzvah and keeping the day holy.
The first day and last day of Passover are full “Yom Tov”,
and the rest of Passover has the status of intermediate days “Chol Hamoed” 

Passover (aka Pesach aka “Ḥag haMatzot”, the Festival of Unleavened Bread) 
Passover celebrates the Exodus from Egypt, the liberation of Israel from slavery.
The Passover holiday observance lasts seven days in Israel and eight outside Israel.

4:45pm: We were invited to a Seder, STAYTHEF*CKHOME!
but we are not going to a dinner party, sorry. WTF? NO PARTIES!
The dogs got fed and went outside. ZERO CONTACT!
We drank a cup of espresso and ate a cold piece of pizza.
We didn’t go to the market. We’ll just wait until Monday or Tuesday.
THERE IS A CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC! YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE!
There will be another spike because of Spring Break, stupidity, and carelessness.

7:55pm: We took another nap. We woke up and drank another espresso.
We took the dogs outside. We played with the dogs. 
We checked in with the Vegas Livestreams. WORSE THAN LAST NIGHT!

BA DUM TCCH.

STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

Third Monday in March
And it’s a beautiful day
to Celebrate Life!

Collected Haikus from our first 35 CoronaVirus Blog Posts
NOTE: Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
March 11 – May 21, 2020 (71 Days): the first two and a half months of isolation
We went back today and read through the first two months of Quarantine.
You can too. It’s very scary to see how right we were about the lies and deaths.
We won’t say “we told you so”, because we don’t have to…..
WE TOLD YOU SO. (yeah, we said it)

Coronavirus:
Mother Nature is pissed
Wants to kill us all

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

“Safer at Home” Dude.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
This will not stand, man.

Monday, March 22, 2021 – the 81st day of the year
WORLD WATER DAY! Drink Water! (the first World Water Day was in 1993)
Happy birthday William Shatner!
Remembering Kenny Roger, who died one year ago today.

Social Distancing
Trapped in my peoplebox

I am so alone

Quarantine for days
Working that drug regimen
How long will this last?

It’s National and International Goof Off Day today!
Relax, enjoy and goof off. Do something fun and leave work for tomorrow.
Take a nap, read a book, smoke a doobie, watch a movie, play a game.
Why not spend the day in your pajamas and do nothing?
Goofing off = avoidance of work (so try not to look like you are working today)
F*CK RESPONSIBILITY!

A gold Ralphs Club card
My identification
And it’s all I got

5:20am: Monday again. We are not going to the market today.
7:55am: The dogs got fed and went outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank two cups of espresso and two glasses of water so far.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (World Water Day celebrates fresh water)

When the doctor asks
“Would you slide your shorts down please?”
And cut to this song!

John Fogerty performs “Looking Out My Backdoor” from home in March of 2020.

(from March 22, 2020)
Quarantine Day Eight
A Solitary Sunday
Woke up too early

9:10am: The tree contractor for the City of Los Angeles and Department of Water and Power is in our neighborhood to trim the trees around the power lines near the house this morning.
So the dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom until the work is finished so they don’t bark.
9:45am: The housekeeper is here today too. And the house is clean. So, why is she here?
We are just going to goof off in the Home Office until she’s finished with her work.

(from April 20, 2020)
Happy Four Twenty!
Jeff Bridges sings for Willie
On the interweb!

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11:45am: They are finally cutting the trees.
We watched “John Wick” earlier this morning.
So, we put on “John Wick 2” for our (before) noon matinee.
NOTE: We didn’t actually finish watching “John Wick 2” until late in the evening.
Then we almost watched “Johnny Mnemonic” again.

(from May 5, 2020)
Good (Tuesday) morning!
Two years now. Miss my father.
Rough weekend for me.

3:15pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
The housekeeper was long gone. The house was clean, real clean.
We made an espresso and a toasted cheese sandwich.
We did the Humpty Dance. We took the dogs outside.
And it’s still a beautiful Monday.
The tree guys have to come back another day with a longer ladder.
3:45pm: We just burned a half hour without blinking, WTF?

The beach is closed!
Stay outta Malibu Dude,
Waldo got busted.

One year ago: “nothing for humanity to worry about.” (NO JOKING NOW right?)

543000+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in the United States as of Monday (March 22).
There were 3350 new recorded confirmed cases in California on Sunday (March 21).
57700+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in California as of Monday (March 22).

Life is like bowling:
Strikes and Gutters all the time.
Let the good times roll!

6:55pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We ordered Chinese food delivery for dinner. And it came really fast. So DINNERTIME!
On The Menu: Chinese food! Kung pao chicken, sweet&pungent chicken, broccoli beef, steamed rice, chicken egg rolls and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink

There was another Mass Shooting – Another LONE GUNMAN.
At King Sooper’s market in Boulder, Colorado, today (aka “the Colorado Massacre”)
TEN INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD, including a police officer,
AND ANOTHER CRAZY KILLER WITH A GUN IS IN CUSTODY.
And how about last week’s CRAZY WHITE KILLER who killed EIGHT PEOPLE in Atlanta, and claimed “sex addiction” as the reason? Is there a pattern here?
There was also a mall shooter who killed three people in May of 2020.

RACISM! “Fake News” LIES!
“Lot of people are saying”
EVEN MORE BULLSH*T!

No confidence vote.
They still do not have a plan!
We are so fucked.

I must turn off Trump!
“Creature From The Black Lagoon”
is not as scary!

He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in March of 2021!

From January 2020:

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Tuesday, March 23, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!
Happy birthday David Grisman!
It’s NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!

We had to post pictures of our pack. We LOVE our puppies! And they LOVE us.

6:45am: Good morning! We don’t sleep much. We might have slept a couple of hours, but it wasn’t good sleep. And we are really tired again this morning. We had a cup of espresso around 5:30am.
8:30am: we just made another cup of espresso. Time for puppy therapy!

Trip to the kitchen
The dogs and I are hungry
Time for a snackie

Tuesday afternoon
Never alone with your dogs
It must be PLAYTIME!

6:20pm: Recapping Tuesday. We went back to bed and slept all morning.
We were really tired. We slept. We woke up. We went back to bed twice.
Woke up around 3:00pm and we felt better. We drank a cup of espresso.
And we took a nice hot shower and washed our hair which is very long now.

Okay, file this under weird and scary….
we haven’t mentioned anywhere that we have a ponytail now (Quarantine haircut?)
So this ad just popped up in our feed…. Big Brother is really watching.

We played with the dogs. We worked on our Blog Post(s). We surfed the interweb.
We watched a little TV. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
NO NEWS REALLY IS GOOD NEWS.
Day after the Boulder, Colorado “Supermarket Shooting” news.
Eric Talley, the Police Officer who was killed had seven children.
The nine other people who just went to the store and were killed had families.
The eight people killed last week in Atlanta had families. Six were asian women.
More “Thoughts and Prayers” right? More outrage. Flags at half-mast. NOTHING.
Make your speeches, hold your press conferences, and nothing will change.
Even gun owners want sensible gun laws and background checks. That is all.
DON’T FORGET TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS ARE CRIMINALS!
They tried to overthrown the US Government and the 2020 Presidential election!
END PAID NEWS MEDIA FOR PROFIT NOW! IT IS NOT NEWS!
END THE ENDLESS NEWS PROPAGANDA! STOP NEWS ADVERTISING!
STOP THE ENDLESS PRODUCT AND CONTEST PROMOTIONS!
A viral video clip is NOT NEWS! So much is just filler and distraction.
End the chatter. Stop the casual conversation. JUST REPORT THE NEWS.

The Ventura County Fair is cancelled for 2020.

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WTF? WHAT THE FUCK? WTF? Big Dog appears to be fine now.
NOTE: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BIG DOG GETTING INTO THE TRASH!
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN TODAY WHO WERE NOT CAREFUL AGAIN.
It would be funny, because we were just saying earlier today how the dogs need to be kept out of the kitchen area (and need to be trained not to be underfoot and in the trashcans), but it’s not. It’s just fucking ridiculous that we have to say it repeatedly, and no one listens to us.
Just like when we fought with them to train the dogs not to bark. YEAH THAT WENT WELL.
We are so tired of the “know-it-all” attitude and resistance to everything we advise.
GUESS WHAT? TIME PROVED US RIGHT! GO BACK AND READ THE BLOG POSTS!
Our back hurts. We’re hungry. We’re pissed about other people being irresponsible.
And we are so bored, angry, upset, and anxious. MUST BE TUESDAY NIGHT AGAIN.

Friday comes again!
Is this a…what day is this?
No week, no weekend

10:20pm: We heated up leftover Chinese food in the microwave for dinner.
On The Menu: Kung pao chicken and steamed rice, with juice to drink.

Friday night dinner
Stay Home! Stay Healthy! Be well!
Good Shabbos Y’all!

We fell asleep with the dogs a little after 11:00pm
and woke up on Wednesday at 12:45am.

George Segal RIP – May the Four Winds blow him safely home.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Happy Birthday Harry Houdini!

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NATIONAL COCKTAIL DAY! – March 24, 2021

“Careful Man! There’s a BEVERAGE here!” – The Dude

It’s National Cocktail Day! CHEERS! (“Drink, mother*cker, Drink!”)
Celebrate all types of cocktails! Encourage people to create their own cocktails.
Have a cocktail! Have a few cocktails.
Drink them shaken, stirred, on the rocks, cold, warm, hot or frozen.

NOTE: Please check out our “Fun Cocktail Recipes” Blog Pages in the sidebar!
Also links at the bottom of this page or use the SEARCH box on the top of the page.

National Cocktail Day was invented in 2013 by Jace Shoemaker-Galloway.
Enjoy a cocktail today and/or tonight! Have a cocktail before dinner or a show.
Play BARTENDER! Create your own cocktails! Better living through chemistry!

Frankie’s Tiki Room in Las Vegas, Nevada

A COCKTAIL is a drink made with wine or other distilled alcohol (vodka, rum, gin, whiskey, brandy, and/or tequila, etc.): a single spirit or several combined, and mixed with other ingredients called “mixers” (soda, soft drinks, fruit juices, liqueurs, cream, spices, and/or fruit) and/or garnished with fruit/vegetables/chocolate/candy. Some cocktails focus on the alcohol content. Other cocktails feature the mixers.

The first mention of the word “cocktail” was in a British newspaper in 1778, hyphenated “cock-tail” and it referred to a ginger drink. The word appeared in a Hudson, New York newspaper “The Balance” in 1806. The word cocktail is most likely derived from the French word “coquetier,” which means “egg cup.” An Egg Cup was a drink mixture of bitters and brandy, served in New Orleans by Antoine Peychaud as early as 1795.

Cocktails are an American invention from the 1800s, inspired by British punch bowls (vats of spirits mixed with fruit juice, spices and other flavors served large bowls in 18th century English pubs and punch houses). By about 1800, a mix of different whiskeys was called a cocktail. New Orleans is considered the birthplace of the first cocktail: the Sazerac.

The Cocktail Shaker was invented in the 1860s.
The Cocktail Umbrella was introduced in 1932.
Did you know that each umbrella contains a tiny scroll with a fortune under the collar?

Happy Hour is usually scheduled between 4 and 6 pm, but times may vary.
Many social and business events are preceded by a cocktail hour.
Cocktail Hour usually happens in the late afternoon or early evening,
The tradition originated in New York City during Prohibition (Jan 17, 1920 – Dec 5, 1933)

A very important message for all our Friends:
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”

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It’s World Tuberculosis Day – On this day in 1882, Dr. Robert Koch detected the TB bacillus, the cause of tuberculosis. The named day raises public awareness about tuberculosis and the efforts made to prevent and treat this disease.

International Day for the Right to the Truth concerning Gross Human Rights Violations
and for the Dignity of Victims. (World Day for Truth concerning Human Rights Violations)

Today is International Acheivers Day! – “And proud we are, of all of them.”

International Day for Achievers is a day
that honors those who have achieved something,
and honors those who have enhanced the lives of other humans.
Choose someone to honor for their achievements
that have really made the world a better place today!

National Equal Pay Day
National Cheesesteak Day
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

3:30am: We just drank a cup of espresso, because we are already wide awake.
We watched the Soleil Moon Frye documentary and now the pilot episode of “Top Chef” (Season 1, Episode 1). Thank my foodie friend Diane who had a Chef’s Special Tasting at The French Laundry! OMG. She is so fantastic at photographing the experience and describing the dishes! And everyone love Diane! And what’s not to love? She loves the food and the experience. WE CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO GET BACK TO FEASTING AGAIN!
And THE FRENCH LAUNDRY is a great place to start. What a meal. What a dinner!
With a personal tour of the kitchen too! EXCELLENT!

Blintzes for brunch
Cheezy comfort food to eat
With raspberry jam
frozen from Costco
just fry them in cooking oil
and then add the jam

Humpday Wednesday?

3:13pm: Recapping Wednesday morning. We fell asleep for a little bit around 6:00am.
We woke up a little before 7:30am. The dogs got fed breakfast and went outside.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso. We went back to bed with the dogs.
We woke up. We went back to bed. We woke up. We drank another half cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Have a COCKTAIL!
We went back to bed with the dogs. We woke up and we took the dogs outside.
The gardener is here today, which is good because the wind is blowing again, and the tree guys were here on Monday and Tuesday cutting in the backyard, so there’s a lot of tree debris.
The dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom while he’s working so there’s no barking.
Billy Strings’ Soundcheck from Tipitina’s in New Orleans was just LIVE.
And his first songs from both sets is on Nugs now (streamed later tonight)
Watching/Listening to a Josh Daniel performance replay of “Grateful Brunch” 4-11-20.
And now working on this Blog Post, listening to music and waiting for the gardener to finish.

“420Live with Jeff Kravitz” and guest Angus Thomas today at 4:20pm:

He knows a wise man
And he thinks himself a fool
So he is happy

5:45pm: We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We put away the groceries that were delivered from the market.
We drank an iced espresso. We made and ate two chicken soft tacos.
(not necessarily in that order)
On The Menu: Suppertime! Two chicken soft tacos with pepper jack and cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce and salsa, with an iced espresso to drink.

7:00pm: CHEERS! Humpday again.
NO END TO THIS BULLSH*T. NO END IN SIGHT.
WE WON’T BE AT YOUR PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
ZERO CONTACT IS STILL THE RULE!
DO YOU THINK THAT I’M A FOOL?
DO NOT PARTY! AND HERE’S WHY:
IF YOU PARTY, YOU MIGHT DIE!
(See our previous Blog Post, we are ON REPEAT AGAIN….)

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The Ramones shouted
“I want to be sedated!”
Listen to them sing

11:35pm: We fell asleep a little before 9:30pm and just woke up.
And we’re hungry. We need to eat now.
We went into the kitchen and went back to the Home Office without eating.
So, now we have to decide WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
Looks like dinner after midnight, tonight, so we’ll see you in the next Blog Post.

Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone

545000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States as of today.
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND DEAD HUMAN BEINGS IN THE USA!
58100+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
49200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York
NOTE: BRAZIL IS NOW THE NIGHTMARE WHERE 3000+ PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY!
Their country is completely overwhelmed with new COVID-19 cases, and bodies…..

Sunday Solitude
Do you talk to yourself much?
Jack is a dull boy

Burning Man 2021 Theme: “The Great Unknown”
Will there be a Burning Man 2021?
We went in 2017. We didn’t want to go in 2018. We tried to go in 2019, but didn’t get a ticket.
Burning Man was cancelled in 2020, but there was a “bandit burn” that wasn’t sanctioned.
And there were virtual Burning Man experiences available too, but it’s not the same as TTITD.
So, we don’t know what they are going to do this year…. and we don’t think they’ll know.
CAN IT HAPPEN IN 4 MONTHS? WOULD IT BE SAFE? Too much liability even with a waiver.
Yes, it could happen. No, it would not be safe…. but there’s a lot of money involved too.
WOULD IT BE PRUDENT TO HAVE AN EVENT WITH 70000+ PEOPLE AT THIS TIME?

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• CV! Part 139 – ZERO CONTACT! (Thursday-Friday)
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Seek immediate help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, get professional help immediately!
If your distress impacts your daily life for any length of time (a couple days or many weeks),
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Basketball season?

Stupid leader will kill us
Humans are doomed

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Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! 

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GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
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CV! Part 140 – SPRINGTIME! (Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 140 – SPRINGTIME! (Saturday-Sunday)
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Rogue Valley Spring – Ashland, Oregon (copyright 2011 JoshWillTravel)

Saturday, March 20, 2021 – First Day of Spring! The Vernal Equinox!
Today is the United Nations International Day of Happiness!
“Happiness For All, Forever” – “the great global endeavor to Build Back Happier”
HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!

“Ten Steps to Global Happiness was declared as the global campaign theme (in 2013) and it has since become an annual tradition. These ten steps to global happiness are ten easy steps any individual, organization, or country, can take on the international day of happiness, and throughout happiness week, to celebrate the international day of happiness, while also advancing the happiness, wellbeing, and freedom of all life on earth.”

In 2015, the UN announced their “17 Sustainable Development Goals” 
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

Take Time to Smell The Roses! (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

It’s also French Language Day, National Corn Dog Day, National Ravioli Day,
National Proposal Day, National Single Parent Day, and National Kick Butts Day.

Spring! Vernal Equinox at 2:37am PST: And SPRING IS HERE!
“Everything is new again. The long winter has passed, and life goes on.”
Sat, Mar 20, 2021 – Sun, Jun 20, 2021 (one of the four temperate seasons)
“Spring is nature’s way of saying Let’s Party!” 

7:40am: The dogs are fed. We got the newspapers.
We took the dogs outside on both sides of breakfast. We drank an espresso.
We didn’t fall asleep until after 5:00am, in fact we laid awake, and at 5:30am,
we thought about going to the market again…. and we decided NO.
And then we fell asleep for about an hour and then we woke up for Saturday..

11:15am: We drank another cup of espresso and did a little housekeeping.
We took the dogs outside again. We got the mail.
We watched TV and surfed the interweb. We worked on our Blog Post(s).

2:20pm: We made lunch a little after noon. And it was good.
On The Menu: Thai seasoned chicken breast, stir-fried broccoli, brown&wild rice,
with an iced espresso to drink.

We took the dogs out again. And then it was 2:00pm. F*&%.

5:00pm: We tried to take a nap, and we slept a little, but the dogs were barking, so we got woken up twice, or three time in a couple hours. So we got up and made a cup of espresso and a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. And we’ll feed the dogs now.
5:50pm: The dogs got fed and they went outside.

The CDC changed the guidelines for schools to THREE FEET. WTF?
They can put more kids in the same space now, no problem there right?
HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING?
This pandemic will never end, they want to open too soon again….
Having the vaccines makes people careless, and the variants will still kill you,
Your children will get infected, and they will infect you and everyone you know.
THERE NEEDS TO BE ANOTHER  FULL NATIONWIDE SHUTDOWN!
STOP ALL TRAVEL FOR TWO WEEKS OR LONGER. FULL QUARANTINE!

Flowers (copyright 2014 JoshWillTravel)

Happy Nowruz! Happy Persian New Year!
DO NOT VISIT OR GATHER FOR THE HOLIDAY! AND NO PARTIES!
It’s also Nowruz, the Persian New Year on the first day of Spring! (Spring Equinox),
Today is the first day of Farvardin, first month of the Iranian calendar.
The holiday is celebrated across the world: from Iran and Afghanistan, Kurdish Iraq,
India, Pakistan, Turkey, Syria, Russia, across the Middle East, the Caucases, the Balkans,
and Western/Central/South Asia.

8:50pm: We went to the kitchen to make dinner, but we are not hungry enough yet.
And we don’t want to cook. And there’s food here, but it requires some preparation.
So, we just drank a cup of espresso and we’ll cook dinner later. F*CK F*CK F*CK.

We watched TV and surfed the internet. Our Vlogger friend Pompsie was doing a 24-Hour Livestream from Las Vegas, with his girlfriend Greta, at the Mirage, and around town, all day today, so we checked in on YouTube, and watched some parts of the livestream. Las Vegas is really busy and there are still a lot of unvaccinated people. We learned that he doesn’t know how to play Blackjack. But since people keep bombing him with money, it doesn’t really matter if he loses a hundred dollars gambling recklessly. RIGHT?

And there was good music online too. Josh Daniel took two days off after performing everyday for a year straight, but he returned on Saturday for DAY 366! “Celebrating Life Everyday”
Keep on Rockin’ in the FREE WORLD!
Also Billy Strings won a Grammy and performed live in St. Augustine, Florida, this weekend – such a genius musician! We’ve been checking out lots of his past performances and new vids.
And Grahame Lesh and some “Friends of Phil’s” in the Terrapin Family Band put together a Quarantine Video performance and jam of “Unbroken Chain” for Phil Lesh’s 81st Birthday:

So, the sun is setting on our Sunday, and as it grows darker in the Home Office, we are growing hungry for food. We are listening to the new “Unbroken Chain” again, it’s thirteen and a half minutes long, and it is just beautiful. 

WE DON’T CARE ABOUT “MARCH MADNESS” OR COLLEGE BASKETBALL!
We don’t care about Baseball Spring Training. We don’t care about NBA Basketball.
We don’t care about Harry and Meghan and/or the English Monarchy.
We don’t care about cancelling Dr. Seuss, or Piers Morgan, or other distractions.
RON JOHNSON IS A RACIST AND A GOP TRAITOR. NOT ONE ARRESTED YET.

STOP ASIAN HATE! (but please don’t forget African-Americans, Latinos, and Jews)
THE MEDIA WON’T STOP WITH THE STOP ASIAN HATE STORIES!
They must have a great publicist…. MORE DISTRACTION.
TRUMP and the GOP TRAITORS DID THIS. “China Virus” “Kung Flu” RACIST!

THE CRISIS AT THE BORDER HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MORE THAN FOUR YEARS!
We will never know the true abuse and crimes of the Trump Administration
and ICE, the Border Patrol, DHS and Trump’s stooges. THEY ARE ALL CRIMINALS!
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY! CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN! GENOCIDE!
THE ABUSE CONTINUES. THERE IS NO END. 
AND NOW “THE BORDER IS CLOSED” IS THE OFFICIAL US POLICY AS OF TODAY.

Okay, that’s enough of a RANT for Sunday…
we are filling in the blank space and editing this Blog Post and it’s Sunday at 7:00pm.

Lithia Park – Ashland, Oregon

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We didn’t want to cook, so we just grabbed stuff from the fridge for dinner. It was fine.
On The Menu: Salami (three kinds), pepper jack cheese, dill pickle, baby carrots, avocado, apple, dried apricots, and sour cream and onion potato chips.

And we were up all night again. ANXIETY LEVEL IS REALLY HIGH.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VACCINES! WE DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT VACCINES!
ALL WE HEAR ABOUT IS VACCINES! WE HAVEN’T GOT A VACCINE YET!
OUR “CATEGORY” IS STILL NOT ELIGIBLE. WE ARE STILL WAITING.
AND YOU ARE HAVING FUCKING DINNER PARTIES! JUST SHUTTHEFUCKUP!
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So much for a “Day of Happiness” – are we being selfish? WTF? JUST SHUTTHEFUCKUP!

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Sunday, March 21, 2021
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Sunday! Sunday!
American Chocolate Week begins today! March 21-27 (third week of March)

International Day of Forests! (previously World Forestry Day)
National French Bread Day! National Crunchy Taco Day!
National Fragrance Day! National Common Courtesy Day!
World Poetry Day! World Down Syndrome Day! Harmony Day!

Flores por Los Muertos! (copyright 2014 JoshWillTravel)

3:10pm: Recapping Sunday morning.  
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The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We went back to bed. TWICE. So tired of this.
NOW ALL WE WANT IS A CUP OF ESPRESSO. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING DINNER PARTY! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States:
542000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States (as of 3-21-2021)
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-TWO THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
57500+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
48900+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

3:40pm: We drank a cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese. 
Now we are awake again and we are REALLY MAD TODAY. 
If this was normal time, we wouldn’t want to see or talk to anyone today.
IT IS NOT A GOOD MORNING. IT IS NOT A GOOD AFTERNOON. IT IS NOT A GOOD DAY.
And it’s beautiful outside, sunny and not hot, blue skies – and we are in black mood.
After one year of all this bulls*t, being careful and social isolating, staying home,
FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO HAVE DINNER PARTIES!
They can’t wait for the fourth wave, they want to spread the virus around some more.
They don’t care that you haven’t been vaccinated. They don’t care if you get sick now.
They want to socialize, and gather, and eat together, even though it may kill them.
EVEN IF YOU ARE FULLY VACCINATED YOU MUST CONTINUE TO STAY SAFE!

Americans are just GREEDY AND STUPID. Believe the SCIENCE.
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW MORE THAN THE DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS?
Fucking selfish idiots with “it’s all about me” attitudes.
Have you seen the COVID-19 reports from Florida and Texas?
Have you watched the livestreams from Las Vegas? HOLY SH*T!
Expect another spike in two weeks
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! SOCIAL DISTANCE!
Americans are traveling again. AND IT’S TOO SOON. Just STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
Spring Break in Miami Beach turned into a police action against unmasked people of color.
1000 ARRESTS! Now there’s a curfew at 8pm and oh yeah, that’ll work out fine.  
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HAVING SPRING BREAK? AND NO MASKS?
The UK Variant is now in every state. AND THOUSANDS MORE WILL DIE.

“The New York variant contains a mutation similar to the South African variant B.1.351,
which has shown ‘in certain cases’ to re-infect people who have already had the bug,”
THE UK, SOUTH AFRICAN, BRAZILIAN, WEST COAST AND NEW YORK VARIANTS
are more contagious and deadly COVID-19 strains and they will kill you and your family!

4:45pm: We drank another cup of espresso and ate a piece of sweet roll.

My head might explode
It is that kind of Sunday
How was your weekend?

6:15pm: The dogs got fed. They were outside.
We are just done today. And now we’re hungry.
Sunday Night. WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”

9:00pm: Still hungry. Time to eat.
We needed some “Puppy Therapy” tonight. And it helped.
We are still really angry, but it is not manifesting right now.
We almost fell asleep again, but it’s too early tonight.

10:45pm: Sunday brunch for dinner at 10pm. We went and cooked some food.
On The Menu: Bacon, 2 eggs over medium, quesadilla, baby carrots, dill pickle,
avocado, apple and an iced espresso to drink.

We watched TV and surfed the internet until dawn.
Maybe we slept a little…. maybe not. And then it was Monday morning.

And we came across this over the weekend, which really upset us.
Since we were really angry already, it didn’t really change much. 
Hey Now! Get your Jerry Garcia Golfballs!
Only $28 dollars for a sleeve of 3. – “anything for a buck”

(The Golden Road to Unlimited Discounts, coming soon….)
Jerry Garcia’s estate is SELLING OUT for cash. Put his name on stuff.
Fucking hippie freeloaders just want to license products and collect royalties.
Jerry didn’t even want to do ties, but it was a way to share his art.
The Cherry Garcia royalty money was supposed to go to charity stuff.
Now they’ll slap a stealie, marching bear, or Garcia hand on almost anything
and call it a licensed Grateful Dead/Garcia product. Just a CASH GRAB!
NIKE shoes and Walmart clothes made in China, just crappy sh*t.
And there have been all kinds of problems with the mail order from Dead.net!
But keep the money machine running! Grateful Dead and Dead&Co. merch!
Dick’s Picks, Dave’s Picks, Jerry recordings, etc. 
Doug Irwin is selling pins based on the headstock design on Jerry’s guitars.
Everyone wants a piece if they can make money from it. WhatWouldJerryDo?

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“On our pathway to fundamental peace:
Freedom, consciousness, and happiness
become the key pillars of our evolution.”

The 2021 Ten Steps to Global Happiness:

• Tell Everyone About The International Day Of Happiness.
• Do What Makes You Happy! (Don’t Worry!)
• Virtually Attend A World Happiness Week Event (March 18-23)
• Give And Spread Happiness To Others!
• Celebrate Your Own Event and Let The World Know!
• Share What Makes You Happy On Social Media!
• Promote the United Nations “Happiness Resolutions”
• Advance the United Nations “Global Goals for Sustainable Development”
• Enjoy Nature and the Environment! Celebrate Life Everyday!
• Spread and Adopt “Happytalism” as a New Human Development System

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US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

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DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
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MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
“Money, so they say, Is the root of all evil today”

Money is an economic unit that functions as a generally recognized
medium of exchange for transactional purposes in an economy.

“WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ MONEY LEBOWSKI?” – “We want ze money!” 

“Money puts your home on the range
Money puts the brother in the stock exchange
You make money on your 9 to 5
To earn your livings so you survive
It takes money to pay your rent and to eat
Without money, you’re hungry on the street
It takes money-money
Cash money-money, to the bill
So you steal some money, you go to jail
And then you turn around, need some for bail
Then you need a dime to call your lawyer
To plead and to say, say they never saw ya
But before ya, a lawyer will get you free
He asks how will ya pay his fee
But you have no money, you’re in a jam
Your lawyer has to throw the man in the slam…

It takes money to buy that TV set,
It takes money to place a casino bet.
It takes money to buy that radio,
And money for gas so your car will go.
It takes money for you to buy a house,
It takes money for a trap to catch a mouse.
It takes money to take a vacation trip,
And cruise the ocean on a luxury ship.
It takes money, money, money
It takes money to get interest from the bank.
It takes money for an army to buy a tank.
It takes money to pay your doctor bill,
And your psychiatrist if you’re acting ill.
It takes money, money, money………”

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“Dolla, dolla bill, y’all” by Jimmy Spicer

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Read our previous Blog Post “Filing for California Unemployment”.

California EDD Debit Card Sample:
BANK OF AMERICA IS COMMITTING CRIMINAL FRAUD!

“Float is money in the banking system that is counted twice,
for a brief time, because of delays in processing checks.”

the amount of time it takes for money to move from one account to another
duplicate money in banking – a deposit that has not yet cleared
the time between a deposit and the day the funds become available for use
the time between the writing of a check and the time the check clears
Money that has been credited to the bank, but not the customer!

“Funds tied up in checks or other non-cash transfers
that have been issued, but not processed or collected,”

And of course there is a class-action lawsuit filed against Bank of America.
FAILURE TO RESPOND IN A TIMELY WAY TO THOUSANDS OF CUSTOMERS!

“NOT ANSWERING THE CUSTOMER SERVICE PHONE LINES
IT ADVISES EDD DEBIT CARDHOLDERS TO CALL”

“THE WORST BEING FREEZING EDD CARDHOLDER ACCOUNTS
WITHOUT WARNING OR EXPLANATION”

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Money is used and accepted in transactions involving
the transfer of goods and services from one person to another.

CASH! Cash is ready money. “Gotta Get Paid!”
Wealth, riches, fortune, assets, property, resources, affluence,
Deep pockets, prosperity, financial gain, make money,
Wages, pay, salary, fee, stipend, renumeration, emolument….

“I’m having a very good day!”

That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’ get your chicks for free

DOLLARS. DINERO.
MOOLAH. BENJAMINS. DUCATS.
DOLLARES AND CASH. 

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IT’S PAYDAY TODAY.
SO WHERE’S MY FUCKIN’ MONEY?
GIVE IT AWAY NOW!

“Relying on luck, magic, and greed can be a recipe for disaster”

There’s a pot of gold hidden where the end of a rainbow touches the earth!

the realization of all one’s hopes and dreams;
ultimate success, fulfillment, or happiness:
to find the pot o’gold at the end of the rainbow.

REAL STACKS OF CHEDDAR!

Money, It’s a gas! Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash!
New car, caviar, four star daydream…..Think I’ll buy me a football team.

GENE, GENE! THE DANCING MACHINE!

GOLD!

SILVER!

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UNEMPLOYMENT! – Remember our CA EDD Unemployment Claim?
We wrote about a lot over the last month and a half….. trying to get paid.
Actually, trying to get BofA to fork over the money they were holding!
We wrote the Blog Post “CV! Part 136 – VICTORY!” last week. 

WE FINALLY GOT BANK OF AMERICA TO RELEASE THE HOLD
ON OUR CA EDD DEBIT CARD! WE GOT OUR FUCKIN’ MONEY!

We followed up with the Assemblyman’s office.
They contacted the EDD and removed any holds or flags on account.
The EDD was supposed to have contacted BofA to let them know.
BofA still hadn’t activated the account.
A service rep for BofA called and left a message with a number a week before.
WE LEFT FOUR MESSAGES ON HIS VOICEMAIL WITHOUT A RESPONSE.

We finally emailed a BofA Corporate Executive.
And we went on Twitter and tweeted to another Corporate Executive.
We got a call from the BofA service rep after his normal “working” hours that day!
WE TOLD HIM OUR TALE OF TRYING TO GET THE EDD DEBIT CARD ACTIVATED.
Calling EDD and BofA, hours on hold, transferred to someone else, on hold for hours, disconnected, and sent to a dead end line that never answers more than once, and referred back and forth without anyone at BofA able to contact anyone at EDD, and then back to hours on hold with EDD. No one at EDD is able to contact BofA….WTF?
The BofA service rep confirmed the account was cleared and the card would be activated!
And IT WAS FINALLY ABLE TO BE ACTIVATED.
SO WE ACTIVATED OUR EDD DEBIT CARD. FUCK YOU BANK OF AMERICA!
AND THE NEXT MORNING WE DID A MANUAL CASH WITHDRAWAL AT OUR BANK
FROM OUR MONEY ON OUR EDD DEBIT CARD AND DEPOSITED IN OUR ACCOUNT.
NOTE: We left a small nominal amount on the card in case we need to put more money on it.
We have requested checks directly and we received our first check from the EDD.
We removed BofA from our business.
THEY ARE COMMITTING CRIMINAL FRAUD.

“Baby, I got my money!”

And we filed our next claim today, so the next payment is pending.

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STIM-U-LUS! – The Federal Government has issued the new 3rd payment!
$1400 for individuals. Direct Deposited. KA-CHING! Money in the bank.
Thank you President Joe Biden and the DEMOCRATS who passed the bill.
NOT A SINGLE GOP TRAITOR VOTED FOR THE ECONOMIC STIMULUS!
(and the GOP Triaitors are trying to take credit for the Democrats passing the bill)

Money! Well, get back. I’m all right Jack. Keep your hands off of my stack!
Money, It’s a hit! Don’t give me that do goody good bullsh*t.
I’m in the high-fidelity first class travelling set…. I think I need a Lear jet.

Buy low, Sell high
For Sale or Lease

CASH: currency, notes, coins, credit and debit cards, bank checks
and don’t forget crypto-currency (Bitcoin,etc.)

Dinner at Melisse (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

Free Parking!

The best things in life are free.
But you can give them to the birds and bees.
I want money. That’s what I want.

REAL STACKS OF CHEDDAR!

Money, money, money – Must be funny
In the rich man’s world
Money, money, money – Always sunny
In the rich man’s world
Aha aha – All the things I could do – If I had a little money
It’s a rich man’s world

If you want it, here it is, come and get it
Mm mm mm mm, make your mind up fast
If you want it, any time, I can give it

But you’d better hurry ’cause it may not last
Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?

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REMEMBER WHEN? Flashback to May, 1995. GIVE IT AWAY NOW!

(You should have been there, it was a real “once-in-a-lifetime” party)
And then THE WEDDING! The most expensive party we’ve ever thrown.

“Fool and his money…..”

Millenium Biltmore 90th Anniversary Party

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“STUFF”: assets, property, and resources owned.

“Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That’s all, a little place for my stuff. That’s all I want, that’s all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody’s got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that’s your stuff, that’ll be his stuff over there. That’s all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That’s all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn’t have so much stuff, you wouldn’t need a house. You could just walk around all the time.” – George Carlin RIP

Money is a medium of exchange in the form of coins and banknotes (currency).
It is a measure of value, a means of payment, a unit of account, an economic unit.

CHEDDAR!  riches, dollars, wealth, ballin’ (as used in rap songs), BLING!
“Dolla, dolla bill, y’all” – refers to the act of making money

Money is accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts.

The six characteristics of money are: (this is some deep economic stuff)
durability, portability, acceptability, limited supply, divisibility and uniformity.

Say No More Mon Amour!

“Winner, winner, chicken dinner.”
Our last trip to Las Vegas was in early December of 2019 before the pandemic.
That was the last time we traveled for fun and pleasure. And it was fun!
So, except for the California Lottery, we haven’t gambled in over a year.
And we only gambled a little on the Lottery (seriously way less than $100).

Las Vegas is at a limited 50% capacity, after reducing the restrictions last week.
And the crowds are back! Well, they’ve been back, (all the low-rollers are in town)
and they have been solid on the weekends for a couple months now.

We really want to travel. SIGH. We want to go to Las Vegas. We want to go to Hawaii.
We want to go to Europe. We want to go to Asia. We want to go to New York.
We want to go to Oregon. We want to go to Alaska. We even want to go to Disneyland.

Your Long Black Limosine is waiting!

Money! It’s a crime. Share it fairly, but don’t take a slice of my pie.

 

Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise…..
It’s no surprise that they’re giving none away.

Love my uncle, G-d rest his soul,
Taught me good Lord, Taught me all I know,
Taught me so well, that I grabbed that gold, and
I left his dead ass there by the side of the road.

BLING! (Bling-Bling): HipHop slang for jeweled valuables
***light glinting off gold or diamonds would make that sound***
expensive, ostentatious clothing, jewelry, homes, cars, accessories
(ex: dental grills, custom guns, designer bags) and other stuff
an indication of wealth or status
the flaunting of such possessions or the flashy lifestyle associated with it
the style or materialistic attitudes associated with them
The word was officially added to the Oxford Dictionary in 2002,
and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary in 2006

Currency, can be defined as anything that people use to buy goods and services.
Money is what many people receive for selling their own things or services

Rock and Roll!

Cash is “Legal Tender. For all debts public and private.”

“A penny saved, is a penny earned.” – Benjamin Franklin aka Poor Richard

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CV! Part 139 – ZERO CONTACT! (Thursday-Friday)

CV! Part 139 – ZERO CONTACT! (Thursday-Friday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

Thursday, March 18, 2021
Happy Birthday Annie! Wish you were here. 

Ann in Santa Cruz 2015

It’s National BioDiesel Day!- Happy birthday Rudolf Diesels!
(inventor/mechanical engineer, created the Diesel engine in 1890,
disappeared in 1913, found dead under mysterious circumstances) 

6:45pm: Hey, it’s Thursday evening! We’re recapping the day right now.
We woke up. The dogs got fed twice (breakfast and supper).
We gave the housekeeper the day off.
It was a beautiful day! We were outside with the dogs a lot today.
We drank espresso. Drink coffee. Drink water. 
We got the newspapers and the mail. We took a nap.
We ate breakfast for lunch: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, 2 toasted English muffins
with peanut butter and raspberry jam, baby carrots, and dill pickle.
We watched TV and surfed the interweb. And now it’s almost 7:00pm.
Daylight Savings is still messing us up, and our sleep schedule was already fucked.
So, now we’re chilling’ in the Home Office with the dogs again and thinking about dinner.
We took the dogs outside again and now it’s 8:15pm and we’re getting hungry.

NOTE: Some of our old friends had a zoom call for Annie’s birthday, and we were invited this time, but didn’t want to zoom with anyone…. nothing personal. And we thought Ann would want us to participate, and then we thought, yeah, but we’re not going to do it tonight.
We really miss our dead friends. Too many people left this party too soon. Now we’re SAD.

Ann, Tracy, Diane & Ber in Hollywood 2016

10:45pm: We fell asleep and woke up a couple hours later. Still hungry.
We made an iced espresso and ate a handful of BBQ potato chips and a dill pickle.
Now we’re really hungry….. we stood in the kitchen and thought “what should we eat?”
We have some choices, but we don’t want to cook. And it’s a little late for food delivery.
Looks like we’re cooking something in a little bit.

“Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”

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Coachella will postpone again this year.
Six Flags Magic Mountain announced they will re-open to passholders on April 1st
and the general public on April 3rd (reservations required).
AMC Theatres will re-open their movie theaters with limited capacity.
SOME ASSHOLE SAID THAT SCHOOLS ONLY NEED TO SOCIAL DISTANCE
THREE FEET INSTEAD OF SIX, SO MORE CHILDREN CAN GET SICK
WHEN IN-PERSON LEARNING BEGINS AGAIN.
The IRS delayed the 2020 tax deadline one month until May 17th.

Xavier Beccera confirmed as Secretary of Health and Human Services today 50-49.
FUCK THE GOP TRAITORS!
And WE STILL STAND WITH DR. FAUCI AND SCIENCE! 

AND FUCK POS GOP TRAITOR RAND PAUL.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

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Friday, March 19, 2021

“Let’s Laugh Day is celebrated every year on March 19.
It is an unofficial holiday that encourages people to laugh
and enjoy the benefits of laughter.”

12:05am: We took the dogs outside again. It’s a nice night out there.
We still haven’t eaten. Yeah, we’re hungry. It’s Friday now.
Watching “Desus & Mero” with Eddie Murphy. Mero got COVID-19!
So the show was taped last week and Mero is “restin’ up”….
We’re just going with the Blog Post for Friday here,
because no way are we setting up a new Blog Post right now.
GOOD MORNING! Good Friday! WTF? Okay, seriously time to eat now. 
12:45am: Seriously time to eat now.

On The Menu: WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
We heated up a can of (spiced up) Chef Boy-ar-dee beef ravioli on the stove.

And we ate it. Canned pasta. Memories of survival food and really being hungry.
It will suffice for now. We should have made tacos, maybe we will for breakfast…
Friday 1:30am now.

5:05am: We drank a cup of espresso. And then we fell asleep.
We just woke up again. Too early. We checked on the sleeping dogs, and let them lie.
Friday morning, still dark out. And it’s cold outside too.
6:50am: We took the dogs out. And they got fed early today. And we took the dogs out.
We got the newspapers and we made a cup of espresso, which we left in the kitchen….
BE RIGHT BACK. And we drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We still have to go to the market, but we have food for today, so maybe tomorrow.
7:30am: “AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!” Let’s have a Marvel-ous weekend.
We are going to rewatch some superhero films today.
We’ll start with the first film “The Avengers” (released May 4, 2012) this morning.

9:45am: We stopped the movie and turned on the news at 9:00am.
We took the dogs outside again. We drank another cup of espresso.
We ate a toasted cheese sandwich. And we just got the mail.

NOTE: Yes, we finished watching the first “Avengers” film again. On Saturday night.
And then we watched “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” again too.

7:10pm: Recapping Friday day. GOOD SHABBOS! It’s Friday night.
It was a nice quiet week, and tomorrow it will all go to H*LL again.
The dogs got fed and we went outside on both side of their supper.
And we had them out in the big yard a couple times earlier in the day.
It was beautiful weather and we didn’t go anywhere or do anything of note.
Just chillin’ with the dogs and enjoying a peaceful afternoon at home. 

Really?
ZERO CONTACT. SO TIRED OF SAYING IT. ZERO CONTACT.
EVEN IF YOU ARE DOUBLE VACCINATED YOU STUPID ………..
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE A DINNER PARTY
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN YOUR BUBBLE?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?  
ZERO CONTACT. SO TIRED OF SAYING IT. ZERO CONTACT.
NOTE: We can just copy, paste and edit now….because it’s on REPEAT.

8:40pm: “Eating well is the best revenge.” – George Herbert
We were going to make Thai chicken skewers with peanut sauce because it’s
National Poultry Day! But then we decided to order sushi for pickup instead.
On The Menu: Sushi. Spicy tuna cut roll, Rainbow roll and albacore sashimi.
And a coke with ice and another espresso to drink. AND IT WAS GREAT!

And we might even order a pizza too. Good Shabbos everyone.

We took the dogs outside and then fell asleep with them. 
We woke up after midnight, so it’s Saturday morning now.
We didn’t order a pizza. See you in the next Blog Post.

Mentally, emotionally, and physically abused again.
THAT IS HOW WE FEEL TODAY. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
WHAT WE SAY MATTERS! WE ARE TALKING TO YOU!
WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN TO US? WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?
Even if you have 10 doses of the vaccine. STAY THE FUCK HOME!
DO NOT SOCIALIZE! DO NOT GO TO PUBLIC PLACES! ZERO CONTACT!
DO NOT PARTY WITH FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS!
DO YOU WANT TO KILL THEM? DO YOU WANT TO DIE? WTF? WTF? WTF?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FURIOUS! SO MAD.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

“You do not want to catch COVID-19.
When infected, patients see a wide variety of symptoms (none pleasant, some fatal), and in some cases, there are multiple reports that they can linger for months, possibly a lifetime – this is called Post-COVID Syndrome.”
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“COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2.
Older adults and people who have severe underlying medical conditions like heart or lung disease or diabetes seem to be at higher risk for developing more serious complications from COVID-19 illness.” – CDC.gov
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FUCK MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A FUCKING PARTY?
OR MAYBE INVITE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN YOUR BUBBLE INTO YOUR HOME…..
WHERE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE FOR CORONAVIRUS RIGHT NOW?

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ONE YEAR! FUCKING ONE YEAR WE HAVE BEEN SAYING ZERO CONTACT!
YOU REFUSE TO DO WHAT IS REQUIRED! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
It takes a few weeks after vaccination to build immunity against COVID-19.
It is possible for a person to still get COVID-19 after vaccination.
PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

“The best revenge is to be unlike him (or her) who performed the injury.” – Marcus Aurelius

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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This is The End.

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CV! Part 138 – MID-MARCH Spring 2021 (Mon-Tues-Wed)

CV! Part 138 – MID-MARCH Spring 2021 (Mon-Tues-Wed)
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH and HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY! 
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

“March comes in like a lion
and goes out like a lamb.”
– Thomas Fuller, 1732

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States…..
534000+ REPORTED US CORONAVIRUS DEATHS AS OF TODAY!
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND PLUS AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
56400+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
48400+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

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Monday, March 15, 2021 – The Ides of March! BEWARE!
(Read our previous Blog Post “The Ides of March”)

Thanks to William Shakespeare and the play “Julius Caesar” we’ve all heard of The Ides of March. The story goes, in 44 BC a seer told Julius Caesar that his downfall would come no later than the Ides of March (March 15th). Caesar ignored him and later joked with the seer “The Ides of March have come.” The seer replied, “aye, Caesar; but not gone.” Caesar then attended the meeting of the Senate at the Theatre of Pompey, and was murdered by as many as 60 conspirators.
Gaius Julius Caeser (July 13, 100 BC – March 15, 44 BC)

Caesar:
Who is it in the press that calls on me? 
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music, Cry ‘Caesar!’ 
Speak; Caesar is turn’d to hear.

Soothsayer:
Beware the Ides of March.

And then the Senators got stabby and it didn’t end well for Caeser.
“Et tu Brute?” 

And it’s also MarketplaceMonday!

4:15am: Why are we wide awake now?

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

9:05am: Good morning Monday! They said it was gonna rain. And it’s raining.
It’s been raining for a few hours, not too hard, but constant, and there’s a lot of water.
“We need the rain” yep, We need the rain. And it’s snowing higher up too because it’s cold.
Do you have “A Case of the Mondays?” (read our previous Blog Post)

The Grammys were last night. Big whoop.
Congratulations to Billy Strings! Bluegrass Artist.
Oscar! Oscar! Nominations were announced this morning…. and the winner is……
A bunch of films we didn’t see, BECAUSE what a joke.
DOES ANY OF THIS MATTER? WHY IS THIS NEWS? WHAT IS IT COSTING?
Award shows? This year? Really? Why not just cancel and give the money to relief.
You don’t need a three and half hour commercial for your entertainment products….
people are trapped at home with no alternatives, just market directly to them.
Send the awards to the winners by Amazon delivery. GAME OVER.
NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO WATCH A SELF-INDULGENT AWARD SHOW THIS YEAR.
Okay, rant over. Enjoy your celebrity news, gossip and award shows. None of it matters.

The dogs got fed and they went outside before and after. We got the newspapers.
We made some breakfast. We didn’t really have dinner last night: we ate one cold slice of pizza and that was it, so we were hungry this morning and so we had dinner for breakfast.
On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with mustard, cheese and chopped onions with a dill pickle for breakfast. And an espresso to drink.

2:15pm: And then the housekeeper came. We got the mail.
We isolated with the dogs in the Home Office while she was here.
When she finished, and after she left, we took the dogs outside again.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Josh Daniel EVERYDAY! Celebrating ONE YEAR tomorrow! 365 Days in a row!
HEY NOW! KEEP ON ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD! THANK YOU JAMILY! 

And there were TWO late night pursuits last night!
The first was a nut job street racing through traffic on the freeway at really high speed.
The driver blew the engine, thankfully, and the car slowly came to a stop on the highway.
And the driver and his passengers surrendered.
The second pursuit happened at midnight, but there was still a helicopter to cover it!
Dude stole a stakebed truck and spike strips were deployed, the front tires went flat, but the driver kept pushing the truck until he was grinding the front end on the road at 30mph.
He drove on for a long time trailing sparks until the truck caught on fire. He pulled to the center median, with the flames under the cab, and foot bailed across the freeway, ran up the side of a hill and just gave up on the hillside when he ran out of motivation. Ended in Upland.
Suspect in custody, Truck on fire. IT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE FOR US!

5:10pm: We ate the last four slices of leftover pizza. We took the dogs outside.
We made another espresso.
Now we’re back chilling’ in the Home Office until it’s the dog’s suppertime.
We have to adjust their feeding schedule because of Daylight Savings,
another problem from this bulls*t time change.

Deb Haaland was confirmed as the next Secretary of the Interior 
and the first Native American cabinet-member in U.S. history today!
WE MUST RESTORE OUR NATIONAL PARKS AND NATIONAL MONUMENTS!
REMOVE THE TRUMP STOOGES FROM THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE!
REGULATIONS AND PROTECTIONS FOR LAND, AIR, AND WILDLIFE AGAIN!
Oil, gas, mining and tinder companies must pay for the damage they do!
Cancel all contracts and lease deals done during the Trump administration!

11:25pm: Monday Night Live! Recapping the evening. 
We waited to feed the dogs and we said, “oh we’ll just lie down for a minute”….
And two hour later we woke up and fed the dogs at 8:00pm.
(which is actually only 7:00pm because of Daylight Savings)
So we took the dogs out, and they got supper, and we took the dogs out,
AND IT IS COLD OUT TONIGHT. And this is Los Angeles winter in Spring. WTF?
We talked to our friend in Texas earlier, and it’s colder here than it is there today.
The dogs are happy, and we are back to our normal state of anxiety and stress almost.
Still recovering from last week and the weekend…. feeling better now.
We just took the dogs out and drank an iced espresso,
and we are thinking about food and it’s 11:40pm.

It’s Mr. Video! This dude cracks me up with his reaction videos on YouTube.

“The incense is to cover up the weed smell
and the peppermints are for the cotton mouth.”

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2021 – Do Not TravelTuesday! 
It’s the 75th day of the year. WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”

On The Menu: Corn chowder with bacon and crushed Ritz crackers

4:45am: We made some corn chowder and ate it. And then we had some ice cream.
We took the dogs out again. They slept, we didn’t. We watched youtube. 
We woke them up, took them outside again, and now we’re back in the Home Office.
 (and we think we fell asleep around 6:00am)

It’s National Panda Day!

Giant Pandas are native to mainland China,
Pandas are members of the Bear family (Ursidae).
Pandas are an endangered species: There are only ~1864 in the wild and 100 in zoos.
Pandas eat mostly plants (bamboo) and they do not hibernate in the winter.

It’s National Artichoke Day!
The artichoke was named the state vegetable of California in 2013!
Castroville, California is the “Artichoke Capital of the World”
***99% of North American artichokes are grown in California!***
Artichokes are from the Mediterranean.
Artichokes are one of the oldest foods in the world.
The Greeks and Romans ate artichokes in the 8th century! 

It’s National Freedom of Information Day!
Congress passed the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) in 1966.
Happy birthday James Madison! (the 4th President of the United States)

Known as the “Father of the Constitution” and the Architect of the Bill of Rights
Madison was born on this day in 1751 in Port Conway, Virginia.
Married to Dolley Payne Todd, the first First Lady, on September 15, 1794.
James Madison died on June 28, 1836, at his Montpelier Estate in Vermont.

 8:30am: F*ck you Daylight Savings time.
We are all messed up because of the time change. Spring forward my a**. 
We woke up. We took the dogs outside. It’s cold out there. The dogs got fed. 
We took the dogs outside. We got the newspapers. Chilly willy Billy.
We made and drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And so good morning Tuesday.

9:30am: Well, we wasted an hour watching the “news” and working on this Blog Post.
BIRDS AND SQUIRRELS! (and rats, possums, raccoons, skunks, cats, and coyotes)
Just more distraction. But what else do we have to do today? 

HAPPY SPRING BREAK!
Have you seen the COVID-19 reports from Florida and Texas?
Have you watched the lifestreams from Las Vegas? HOLY SH*T!
Expect another spike in two weeks….. GREEDY AND STUPID AMERICANS that’s all.
This pandemic will never end. Thousands more will die. And hey, BASEBALL SEASON!
Sporting events, Live Music events, movie theaters, indoor restaurants are open again….
CA Theme Parks (Disneyland) to enforce out-of-state visitor ban. Will open on April 1st.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States:
535000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States (as of 3-16-2021)
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
56600+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
48500+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York

*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

10:25am: Another hour wasted. We made and drank another cup of espresso.
We decided to fast this morning and not eat until we get really hungry later.
11:45am: We took the dogs out to run around again. It’s a beautiful day after the rain. 
Very bright out. Sunny and cold. Almost noon now. 

DAY 365! ONE YEAR! CELEBRATING 365 DAYS IN A ROW! 

Celebrating Life 365 Days! Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World!
4:35pm: Josh Daniel ROCKS! Encore! Encore! Wrapping up the first show.
TWO SHOWS TODAY! Next show at 6:00pm PST. Having fun on the interweb!
These daily musical livestreams have really helped us get through the isolation.

NOTE: We started the pandemic watching Melissa Etheridge’s wonderful livestreams everyday, but then her son overdosed, and they switched to a “pay for the performance monthly” model, so we left her behind. Too many other FREE options for entertainment. We all know artists have to make money, but the audience ultimately gets to decide what they want to pay money for.

And hats off to “420Live with Jeff Kravitz” (the photographer)!  He has great guests on his podcast and he doesn’t usually wear a jacket, white shirt, and tie:

We took a nap and when we woke up we took the dogs outside again.
They were chillin’ in the office while we enjoyed the first show.
Now they’re taking a nap and we are thinking about food.
We did eat a few crackers. And we just drank another espresso. 
And it’s TACO TUESDAY! And we have taco makings. SO TACOS TONIGHT!

6:15pm: CHILL AFTERNOON. We didn’t do sh*t.
We thought about going to the market this morning.
And we thought about running errands this afternoon.
We realized there was no reason to leave the house today.
We have food and the errands can wait until tomorrow.
We thought about going out, but the party was on the interweb today!
We scooped some poop. And prepped the dog’s supper.
Time for Josh Daniel Day 365 Celebration Show #2! ROCK ON JOSH!

11:00pm: How did it get to be ELEVEN O’CLOCK?
We just prepped our dinner and it’s ready for cooking. Tacos in just a bit!
We watched the news, we watched the inter web, we worked on our Blog Post(s).
The dogs got fed and went outside on both sides.
And they were chilllin’ and then they were napping.
We have no idea how it got to be late…. so time for dinner.
We haven’t eaten all day, except for a stack of Ritz crackers along the way.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2021 – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
STAY HOME! DON’T GO ANYWHERE! DON’T GO OUT!
JUST STAYTHEFUCKHOME! Pretend you went out and got shitfaced.
Drink your beer, Irish whiskey, and Jager at home, get sick at home,
no one will know you got sick, pass out at home, 
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE! (and Don’t Drink and eBay too)

Just StayTheFuckHome!

6:15am: We made tacos and ate them.
Then we took the dogs outside again.

On The Menu: 3 Beef Soft Tacos with fresh made guacamole at 1:00am.

We fell asleep for a couple hours and woke up too early.
And we’ve been awake and now it’s time to take care of the dogs again.
Daylight Savings time sucks.

6:55am: The dogs are fed. And we went outside on both sides of their breakfast.
We got the newspapers. We thought about going to the market.
And we are trying to decide whether to drink espresso today.
Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs.

10:25am: And we are awake again. We fell asleep for a couple hours.
We got the water bottles and the mail. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

2:45pm: And we are awake again. We fell asleep for a few hours.
We took the dogs outside and just said hello to the gardener. 

3:55pm: And the gardener is finished with his work and he’s gone. 

Saint Patrick’s Day! “I’m lookin’ over a field of Clover”

4:50pm: We took the dogs outside. We drank another cup of espresso.
And we’re going to make breakfast for supper before we feed the dogs again.

5:15pm PST: LIVE earthcam from Key West, Florida, at Irish Kevin’s Bar!
HOLY SH*T! They’re having a CoronaVirus Party for St. Patrick’s Day.

Party in Key West at Irish Kevin’s Bar! Hardly a mask in sight…. so unbelievably dumb.
Does this make you angry? F*ckin’ Florida. WTF? And these are only two screenshots take at 8:15pm EST…. this COVID-19 party continues all night long, And then they all go home.

8:05pm: The egg came first. Breakfast for supper.
We took the dogs outside again and then put them in the bedroom while we cooked and ate.
Then we took them outside again, fed them dinner and took them outside again.
And then we had them in the Home Office and we took them outside again.
Then we put them into the bedroom and that’s where they are right now for a little while.
We are updating our Blog Post. We have another Blog Post that we need to post now.
But we have to finish it tonight. And it’s St. Patrick’s Day, so we aren’t going anywhere. 
On The Menu: Two eggs over medium, bacon, grilled chicken breast,
two toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam,
with another espresso to drink

12:05am Thursday: Recapping Wednesday night.
We ate and then fell asleep for a couple hours again. We woke up at 11:00pm.
We took the dogs outside. And now we’re awake again. Thursday morning is here.

The “Irish Tricolor” Flag: The National Flag of the Republic of Ireland
Green represents Irish Nationalism. 
Orange represents Northern Ireland’s Protestant minority and the Orange Order.
White represents a lasting peace between the two.

The color orange is associated with the Northern Irish Protestants.
William of Orange (William III) defeated deposed English King James II,
a Roman Catholic, in the fateful Battle of the Boyne near Dublin in 1690.
Most of Ireland’s Protestants have Scottish ancestry.

Ireland, green fields, a rainbow and sheep!

“Low lie, The Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing,”
– “The Fields of Athenry” written in 1979 by Pete St. John

Ireland is the second-largest island in the British Isles,
and the third-largest island in Europe.

Green Beer? “Mark it zero!”

“Green beer” is a  brewers’ term still used today. It is beer that’s too young or “green” and contains acetaldehyde, which is bad because it’s not fully fermented and not good for drinking.

In 1910, the Spokane Press headline: “Green Beer Be Jabbers!”
Tthe First Avenue Bar in Spokane, Washington, served it to patriotic Irishmen (and to anyone else) who wanted to drink some ‘green beer’. It was later credited to Professor Thomas H. Curtin, a physician, he made it for his clubhouse in New York as early as 1914, but other green beers appeared around the same time and earlier.

To make “GREEN BEER” just add blue food coloring to a yellow beer. SCIENCE (not magic).

“When Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, ’tis like the morn in Spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.”

Lyrics by Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr.; Music by Ernest R. Ball
Copyright: 1912 by M. Witmark & Sons, N.Y.
“When Irish eyes are smiling” was written for Olcott’s production of “The Isle O’ Dreams”, and Olcott sang the song in the show. It has since been covered by many famous singers and recorded over 200 times (and the copyright of this song is now in the public domain).

Fighting Irish! Put Up!

“The Wild Rover” is an Irish drinking song on the topic of temperance:
“I’ve been a wild rover for many’s the year
And I’ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I’m returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it’s no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more”

7pm St. Patrick’s Day

Sláinte means “health” and sláinte mhaith means “good health”
in Irish and Scottish Gaelic. It is a common drinking toast in Ireland,
The proper response is sláinte agatsa, which means “to your health as well”

Shamrocks are associated with St. Patrick. 
Did he really use the shamrock to explain the Christian Trinity?

Fighting Irish! Shut Up!

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Yaphet Kotto RIP. – May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
(November 15, 1939 – March 15, 2021)

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Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! 

“Red solo cup, I fill you up, Let’s have a party” – Toby Keith

 

“I’m a Leprecaun!”

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CV! Part 137 – Hello Weekend Relief! (Fri-Sat-Sun)

CV! Part 137- Hello Weekend Relief!  (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

“Sunday, Monday, happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days
Thursday, Friday, happy days
Saturday, what a day, rockin’ all week for you”

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ONE YEAR AGO:

Friday, March 12, 2021 – National Alfred Hitchcock Day!
The Aztec New Year begins at sunrise.

Today is National Alfred Hitchcock Day!
And it’s not his birth or death day…. why today?
Sir Alfred Hitchcock aka “Hitch”
(August 13, 1899, London, England – April 29, 1980, Bel Air, California)
The “Master of Suspense” directed over 50 feature films in his six decade career. He was also the Host and producer of the television series “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” (1955–65).

12:11am: It’s Friday! Are you ready for the weekend?
We were up all night again. The dogs slept and then they woke up early. No barking today.

1:30pm: Good morning! We mean good afternoon!
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We got the newspapers.
We made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We watched/listened to a Zoom webinar this morning.

President Joe Biden’s first 50 Days.
The campaign promises: CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC and the economy
Democratic control of Congress and the GOP Traitors
Major challenges: economy, public health, national security
The Impeachment Trial of Trump (the GOP Traitors did not vote to convict a criminal)
Executive Powers – 34 Executive Orders signed (more than any other President)
Biden reversed numerous (illegal) Trump actions and fired some Trump Stooges
Rejoined The WHO (World Health Org) and Paris Climate Agreement
Repealed the ban on transgender people serving in the military
Congressional Action: The American Rescue Act $1.9Trillion signed yesterday
Stimulus, Extend Unemployment, Vaccine distribution, Rental Assistance, and more good stuff.
72% of Americans support the economic aid bill.

We went back to bed and slept in. We woke up after 1:00pm.
We made a cup of espresso. We got the mail. We took the dogs outside.

“Ocean’s Eleven” documentary on The Rat Pack in Las Vegas
Jackie Venson LIVE!

“New York World’s Fair 1964” documentary
Tiki Dave LIVE – “Tiki Dave’s Ukuleleville Play-Along Party 47”

We watched a documentary “Who Are You People?” about the residents of Mobile, Alabama, who were extras on “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”, the first big film to shoot there.
And a Burning Man documentary called “Whale in the Desert” about the Space Whale.

3:35pm: It’s raining outside again.
We drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
And then we fell asleep and had a nap. Just woken up once and we slept a little more.
WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY FOR THINGS TO GET BETTER. FUCK.

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7:10pm: We ordered, we drove, we paid, we drove home. We ate.
Good Shabbos! Friday night dinner. And now Friday night.
Of course, the dogs got fed, and they went outside when it wasn’t raining.
And they hung out all evening. And they are happy dogs.

On The Menu: Sushi. Shabbat Shalom! (got dressed and picked up dinner)
Spicy tuna cut roll, California roll, Rainbow roll, eel & avocado cut roll,
tuna poké, edamame, and a coke. Yum. Yum.
We were hungry. It was good. Very happy now.

10:40pm: We fell asleep after dinner and woke up after 10:00pm.
We made a cup of espresso.

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

Trump tried to take credit for the vaccines yesterday. Really.
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States:
532000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States (as of 3-12-2021)
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
55300+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
48200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York

CORONAVIRUS VARIANTS: the South African, Brazilian, U.K., and West Coast,
and the New York City strains are (maybe) more infectious and more deadly.
They may cause severe illness and/or reduces the effectiveness of the vaccines.

COVID-19 affects different people in different ways.
Infected people have had a wide range of symptoms reported
– from mild symptoms to severe illness.

We know Trump was briefed about the Coronavirus Threat in January!
He called it a hoax, a conspiracy theory, and then ignored and lied about it!
TOTAL FAILURE! And remember Trump fired the NSC Pandemic Team in 2018!

“The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days
is going to be down to close to zero….
We’re going very substantially down, not up.”
~ Trump on February 26, 2020

“I don’t take responsibility at all”
– Trump on March 13, 2020

Why did the United States refuse the World Heath Organization test kits?
Why did the Trump Administration wait to act?
Why did the Trump Administration tell the Washington state doctors not to test?
Why did the GOP Republicans call it a “Democratic Hoax?”
Why didn’t the CDC test kits work?
Why did they wait to get new test kits from Roche? (~400000 available soon)
Why did he put Mike Pence in charge?

Symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure to the virus.
People with these symptoms may have COVID-19:
Fever or chills
Cough
Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
Fatigue
Muscle or body aches
Headache
New loss of taste or smell
Sore throat
Congestion or runny nose
Nausea or vomiting
Diarrhea

Look for emergency warning signs for COVID-19.
If someone is showing any of these signs,
seek emergency medical care immediately:
Trouble breathing
Persistent pain or pressure in the chest
New confusion
Inability to wake or stay awake
Pale, gray, or blue-colored skin, lips, or nail beds, depending on skin tone

The best way to prevent illness is to avoid being exposed to this virus.
Practice these actions to help prevent the spread of COVID-19:
Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when around people who don’t live with you.
Masks work best when everyone wears one.
Stay at least 6 feet (about 2 arm lengths) from others.
Avoid crowds.
The more people you are in contact with,
the more likely you are to be exposed to COVID-19.
Avoid unventilated indoor spaces.
If indoors, bring in fresh air by opening windows and doors.
Clean your hands often, either with soap and water for 20 seconds
or a hand sanitizer that contains at least 60% alcohol.
Get vaccinated against COVID-19 when it’s your turn.
Avoid close contact with people who are sick.
Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash.
Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces daily.
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If you have possible or confirmed COVID-19:
QUARANTINE! Stay home except to get medical care.
Monitor your symptoms carefully.
If your symptoms get worse, call your healthcare provider immediately.
Get rest and stay hydrated.
Take over-the-counter medicines, such as acetaminophen, to help you feel better.
If you have a medical appointment,
notify your healthcare provider ahead of time that you have or may have COVID-19.
Stay in a specific room and away from other people in your home.
If possible, use a separate bathroom.
If you must be around others, wear a mask.

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”
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DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

Saturday, March 13, 2021 – World Sleep Day!

12:30am: Saturday morning.
Stephen Colbert just had Dr Fauci as his guest tonight. SCIENCE!

3:15am: “Nomadland” (it was kinda boring, or is was just us?).
12:15pm: FUCK. WHAT A RELIEF! We can forget about this week now.
Try to STOP BEING MAD. SO ANGRY. SO TIRED OF BEING ANGRY.
Woken up by dogs barking again after having just fallen asleep….
To angry to go back to sleep. Waiting for the day to get better at 8:00am.
The dogs got fed, they went outside, newspapers and mail inside, okay.
We drank a cup of espresso. We drank a glass of water.
We ate a toasted bagel w/cream cheese and two leftover pieces of spicy tuna,
Drink coffee. Drink water. We drank another cup of espresso.

12:50pm: So, now we took care of the a few things. It has been a terrible week.
One year of this BULLSH*T. Never ending battles about ZERO CONTACT.
Some people still won’t listen. THEY THINK IT IS OKAY TO SOCIALIZE NOW.
Please don’t do it. Please, Please don’t do it! PLEASE DON’T DO IT! Really.
Please keep wearing your (double)mask! And just StayTheF*ckHome!
Please keep doing ZERO CONTACT until enough people are vaccinated.

Saturday afternoon. It’s a beautiful day now. Chore Boy is here.
Cleaned out the fridge. Did a load of laundry. A little tree trimming.
Jets flying over low and loud again at 12:55pm.
We complained again recently. Complaints and grievances.
THERE WILL HAVE TO BE A MAJOR TRAGEDY FOR ANYTHING TO CHANGE.

3:25pm: We took the dogs outside.
Chore Boy scooped the poop. And there sure was a lot of poop.
The joy of dog ownership right? And we cleaned up the backyard a little too.

5:15pm: We ordered a pizza and the pizza arrived really fast again.
We had to run to the office and grab our mask when the driver arrived.
So, we are three pieces in already. It’s SO GOOD!!!!!
And we drank an iced espresso with our first round of food too.
On The Menu: Extra large sausage and meatball NY style pizza delivered!
(this pic is from a previous delivery, but it looks just like this…) mmmm……Pizza.

And now it’s time to feed the dogs again. But first another piece of pizza.
6:40pm: The dogs got fed. We took them outside before and after.
They got snacks and a little pizza crust. Happy dogs. Quiet dogs. No barking now.
So easy. They are such good dogs! We just love them.
And we are doing another load of laundry.

Words or Foolishness:

“When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle!”

7:25pm: We took a little time and did a few little things around the house.
Another exciting Saturday night in isolation…. Quarantine…. Safer-at-Home.
And watching a livestream from Las Vegas. They have a room at the Venetian,
had dinner downtown at Hash House A-GoGo at The Plaza Hotel and Casino,
and now they’re playing slots and electronic roulette.
MAN WE MISS LAS VEGAS! AND WE MISS TRAVELING! 

There are a lot of Las Vegas livestreams and Vloggers now.
The CoronaVirus Pandemic has fueled the interest in their channels.
We watch a few of them, and enjoy the connection their vids provide.
It’s almost the next best thing to being there…. and the people gambling with their lives.
The LOW-ROLLERS have returned to Las Vegas like a plague of locusts.
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THERE WAS A DEADLY PANDEMIC except for the masks.

8:30pm: We just took the dogs outside again. And they got more treats.
We watched a little “Undercover Boss” and now “To Catch A Smuggler”,
and we also have the Las Vegas livestream running. It’s SO QUIET.
There’s also a bunch of other things to watch and/or do if we so choose,
and it’s a little BORING tonight to be honest! ONE MORE SATURDAY NIGHT! 

10:15pm: We took a nice hot shower.

11:35pm: We made our (late-night) dinner.

On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle, carrot sticks, BBQ potato chips
and an espresso to drink around midnight.

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BLACKLIVESMATTER!
There was a BLM protest march in Hollywood on the anniversary of Breonna Taylor’s murder by police, and then there was violence and arrests were made by LAPD. And it barely got any coverage. SAY HER NAME!

 

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Sunday, March 14, 2021 PI DAY! 3.14…..
Pi (the Greek letter “π”): the mathematic symbol represent a constant,
the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the diameter = ~3.14159…..
and it’s also “Steak and a Blowjob Day” a satirical unofficial holiday created
as a response to Valentine’s Day and celebrated a month later on March 14.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Daylight Savings Time… Spring Forward an hour.
12:30am: After we ate, we took the dogs outside again.
3:00am: We fell asleep with the dogs. And just woke up again. WTF?
Oh. Daylight saving time 2021 began at 2:00 AM so now it’s 4:00am. Huh?
4:00am: We fell asleep with the dogs. And just woke up again.
4:20am: you know what time it is right?

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Peach Pie

Apple Pie

Dutch Apple Pie

Apple Pie

Apple Pie

Pumpkin & Pecan Pie

7:05am: We drank a cup of espresso. We drank a glass of water.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Good morning. Daylight Savings Time WTF?
Time to feed the dogs and do the morning stuff.

10:50am: We fell asleep and woke up a couple hours later…..
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again.
And then we took them outside again. And now they’re napping.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso and now it’s Sunday.

“Feel the flow, Happy.” – Kevin Nealon as Potter in “Happy Gilmore”

“Golf is not a sport.
Take away the ball, and it would be walking.” – Honest John

White Day is a relatively new holiday! We hadn’t heard of it before.
Celebrated on March 14th, a month after Valentine’s Day,
people give gifts to the people who gave them gifts on Valentine’s Day.
It began in Japan in 1978 and has spread to several other Asian countries.
(not quite the same as “Steak and a Blowjob Day”, but hey, okay)

1:00pm: Good morning. We went back to bed and just woke up again.
We made another cup of espresso.

11:59pm: So, it’s actually just a few minutes after midnight. And it’s Monday again.
Recapping the Sunday: nothing happened… not.a.thing. And it was nice.
We talked to a few people on the telephone toady, and that was enough.
We hung out with the dogs and did nothing. We were outside with them a lot.
We ate three slices of leftover pizza for lunch. Drank an iced espresso.
Watched TV, surfed the interweb, worked on our Blog Post(s). And nothing.
And we just ate a slice of cold pizza and made another espresso.
Okay, on with the show……

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(How many have you seen?)
The Marvel Universe films in chronological order:

• 1. Captain America: The First Avenger (1942-1943)
• 2. Captain Marvel (1995)
• 3. Iron Man (2010)
• 4. Iron Man 2 (2011)
• 5. The Incredible Hulk (2011)
• 6. Thor (2011)
• 7. The Avengers (2012)
• 8. Iron Man 3 (2012)
• 9. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
• 10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
• 11. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
• 12. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2014)
• 13. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
• 14. Ant-Man (2015)
• 15. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
• 16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2016)
• 17. Doctor Strange (2016-2017)
• 18. Black Widow (2017)
• 19. Black Panther (2017)
• 20. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
• 21. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2017)
• 22. Avengers: Infinity War (2017)
• 23. Avengers: Endgame (2018-2023)
• 24. WandaVision (2023)
• 25. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2023)

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