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CV! Part 195 – The Dog Days of August (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)

CV! Part 195 – The Dog Days of August (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)

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WARNING! EXPECT MORE SHORTAGES!
The supply line for essentials has been disrupted.
The irresponsible Media will cause more PANIC BUYING and HOARDING too.
THERE IS NO REAL LEADERSHIP IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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Monday, August 22, 2021

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12:35am: OH BOY! OH BOY! It’s Monday morning.
(“Looks like someone has a Case of the Mondays!”)

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ

10:20am: Monday! Monday! Good morning.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers and drank an iced espresso.
The housekeeper just arrived, so it’s time to hole up in the Home Office.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ

1:25pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.

We’ve been watching “Expedition Unknown” on Science Channel all day long.

5:30pm: We just made and ate an early supper. It was a really good Meaty Monday!
On The Menu: Bone-in Rib-eye steak with sauteed onions, shoestring fries,
and steamed carrots. And an iced espresso to drink.
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5:50pm: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

8:50pm: YADA YADA YADA

10:20pm: Is it too early for TacoTuesday? We took the dog outside.
We made some food for dinner.

On The Menu: Two chicken street tacos on corn tortillas with guacamole,
and some strawberries
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We fell asleep and woke up around 2:30am on Tuesday.
We were awake for a few hours and then we went back to bed.
We slept a little and woke up around 6:30am Tuesday morning.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2021 – National Waffle Day!
Do Not TravelTuesday! StayTheFuckHome!

“O Oysters,” said the Carpenter. “You’ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?”
But answer came there none —
And that was scarcely odd, because they’d eaten every one.”

7:00am: FUCK.

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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ

12:20pm: So the day started out shitty.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The newspapers were retrieved.
Then we went back to bed.We woke up. We made an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We took the dogs outside.
And then we’ve just been hanging in the Home Office.

1:45pm: Woke up and got angry. Still angry.
Hangin’ with the dogs in the Home Office.

2:30pm: Still chillin’. Made another iced espresso.

A SPECIAL NOTE: DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING!
IF YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO PUT OURSELF INTO A CONFINED SPACE

WITH YOU WITH NO ESCAPE – (and thanks for giving us an option)
YOU ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN US, IF WE GOT IN A CAR WITH YOU TODAY.

8:15pm: Today sucked. We didn’t get an afternoon nap.
We didn’t do anything. Nothing happened. 
WE ARE REALLY STRESSED and our ANXIETY level is through the roof.
STILL REALLY ANGRY TOO. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.
We ate a little food. More food later. SOME PEOPLE SUCK.
On The Menu: Chicken Caesar salad, a piece of cornbread, and an iced espresso
And then later, quesadillas with guacamole and salsa, with cherries and carrots
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8:55pm: YADA YADA YADA

11:30pm: Tuesday is almost over.

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Sad news.
Charlie Watts (Drummer for the Rolling Stones) died age 80 RIP
May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
And Tom T. Hall RIP and Don Everly RIP also passed this week.
May the Four Winds blow them safely home.

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Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? COVID-19?

TRAVEL ALERT! BREAKING NEWS! Hawaii doesn’t want  you!
The Governor of Hawaii asked tourists not to come until at least November.
They have a COVID-19 surge in the islands. There is a labor shortage.
THERE ARE TOO MANY TOURISTS! (and not enough rental cars….)
SO DON’T GO TO HAWAII UNTIL 2022.

Six More Countries added to the State Department’s DO NOT TRAVEL list today!
The Bahamas, Morocco, Haiti, Kosovo, Lebanon, and Sint Maarten
If you must travel, make sure you are fully vaccinated before you go!

 


Wednesday, August 25, 2021 – Humpday!

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3:15am: We fell asleep for a few hours.
We woke up, it was Wednesday morning, and we made dinner at 3:00am.
On The Menu: Chicken and cheese sandwich on toasted oat bread
and a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink (no pic)

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ (Bark Bark Bark) ZZZZZZZZ

2:55pm: Hey, it’s Wednesday. We went back to bed and slept late.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank an iced espresso.
The newspapers and the mail were retrieved. The poop was scooped.
The gardener is here so the dogs are chillin’. It’s very HOT outside.
Windy and warm, right? And now we are going to run errands.
We got dressed and went out of the house:
Bank, Post Office, Misc. Errands. Miss Donuts. And Four Thrift Stores.

WE VOTED!
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We mailed our Recall Ballot today. VOTE NO ON THE CALIFORNIA RECALL.
We are not a fan of Governor Newsom, but we don’t want him recalled.
THIS IS GOP TRAITOR POLITICS AT WORK AND MUST BE STOPPED!

Stopped at Miss Donuts in Reseda. picked up an eclair, a chocolate covered creme puff,
2 chocolate covered custard filled donuts, and a cinnamon roll.
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Miss Donut is where the robbery scene in “Boogie Nights” was filmed.

And we went to FOUR thrift stores today.
We were around way too many people!
We tried to maintain and stay calm, BUT. NO.
It doesn’t feel safe to be out in public around strangers.
We are not comfortable browsing/shopping because of other people.
So we bought some stuff, retail therapy fail, and then we drove home. 
AND STILL FEELING THE STRESS AND ANXIETY FROM SHOPPING!

The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We got and ate dinner.
On The Menu: Double bbq bacon char-burger (WAY OVER COOKED) and fries
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We took the dog outside.

11:20pm: Well, we ate a donut, the creme puff, and the eclair for dessert. 

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ


Thursday, August 26, 2021 – National Dog Day!
ThrowbackThursday again!

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5:55am: We slept a little. We woke up.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate the cinnamon roll.

In case you missed it, Dead & Co. played the Grateful Dead’s “Woodstock Set” 52 years after Woodstock in Bethel, NY. – St. Stephen, Mama Tried>fade out, Dark Star, High Time, and Turn On Your Lovelight

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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ

12:50pm: okay, it’s ThrowbackThursday. And it’s almost 1:00pm.
We are chillin’ with the dogs in the Home Office. So let’s recap today.
We slept for a little bit. We woke up late. The dogs went outside. 
The dogs got fed. The newspapers got got. We got the mail.
We took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
We put on pants, to go do more errands, but then we took them off.
The housekeeper is here, should we be worried about the Delta Virus?
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH?
Really? After going out yesterday, we just want to ZERO CONTACT again.

“I’m here from the government and I’m here to help.”
– 10 Words that should scare the sh*t out of you

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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“Wave That Flag!” The United States of America

12 United States Service Members were killed in suicide bombings in Afghanistan.
17 more wounded. So, how about a press conference with General Mackenzie?
Kabul is in total chaos. 1500 US Citizens remain? Really? 3000 Troops? Really?
Evacuations continue as per the Taliban…. August 31 Deadline…. TOTAL FAIL.
TRUMP SOLD OUT THE UNITED STATES. AND THE GOP TRAITORS NEED TO STFU.
BEFORE THEY SAY SHIT THERE MUST BE PUBLIC HEARINGS ABOUT JANUARY 6th!

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1:20pm: VERY HOT outside – 100+ DEGREES today and for the next 4 days!
“WE’RE HAVING A HEATWAVE” so stay inside. AND IT SMELLS LIKE FIRE AND SMOKE!
Big fires burning up north, and a big fire burning to the south in San Berdoo.
AIR QUALITY IS UNHEALTHFUL TO DEADLY in some places.
So, we ate the last donut. No shame. We indulged ourself on pastries and sugar.
Now back to our regularly scheduled diet. NO WE ARE NOT DIETING.
But we have lost a bunch of weight since the “pre-pandemic” days. 15+ pounds!
Almost 20, but we are fluctuating between 15 and 20 and we don’t want to brag.

2:10pm: Nothing is happening today. Almost took a nap.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZ (Bark Bark Bark) FUCK.

It’s National Dog Day! We love our pack. Such good doggies.
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11:00pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We drank an iced espresso with dinner.
On The Menu: We ordered a pizza delivery. Extra-large with sausage and meatball.

The dogs went outside. The dogs were chillin’ while we ate.
We chatted online with an old friend (something we never do) for a long time.

We miss having real live friends….. but do they miss me?
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We watched “Suicide Squad” directed by James Gunn 
WHY? The DC Comic movies are all pretty bad.
And compared to the new Marvel superhero films, they totally suck.
This one was okay, ultra-violent, full of gore, and without purpose.
Weird Tongue-in-cheek humor to desensitize the viewer to the carnage.
EXCEPT TO SELL TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE AND PAY-PER-VIEW…
(and this was the Suicide Squad REBOOT…. there’s already one with Will Smith)
NOTE: As a young collector, before there were any films, 
we always liked the Marvel Comic much better than the DC Comics.


COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
635000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of Thursday.
65480+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of Thursday night.
53720+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of Thursday night.
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

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WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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LOCK HIM UP! TRAITOR!

WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN ARRESTED? 
WHY HAVEN’T THE GOP TRAITORS BEEN EXPELLED FROM CONGRESS?
WHY IS TRUMP STILL FREE AND HOLDING RALLIES? 635000 US DEAD.

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UNTIL TRUMP, TRUMP’S FAMI:Y, THE GOP TRAITORS, AND TRUMP’S STOOGES
ARE ARRESTED, CHARGED, PROSECUTED, AND IMPRISONED, THEY’RE IS NO END.

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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FLASHBACKFRIDAY! TELL NBC TO DUMP TRUMP! Donald Trump, host of the television series “The Celebrity Apprentice,” mugs for photographers at the NBC 2015 Winter TCA Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel on Friday, Jan. 16, 2015, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!

For the End is Near….




CV! Part 193 – August Week (Sat-Sun-Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)

CV! Part 193 – August Week  (Sat-Sun-Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)
Masks are required indoors again in the County of Los Angeles!
DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! 
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE UNITED STATES!
Still President Joe Biden. Say it LOUD.

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

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TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR ABUSE OF POWER!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS!

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

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FUCK RUSSIA! Fuck Vladimir Putin! FUCK MOSCOWMITCH!
FUCK TUCKER CARLSON! FUCK FOXNEWS! 

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WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT ARRESTS! WE WANT EXPULSIONS!
TRUMP, Trump’s Family, Trump’s Stooges, AND THE GOP TRAITORS
ARE ALL GUILTY OF SEDITION AND TREASON! ARREST THEM NOW!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY OF GENOCIDE AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

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TRAVEL ALERT! DO NOT TRAVEL!
WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading 
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.
THE NEW LAMBDA VARIANT IS SPREADING IN THE UNITED STATES!
“highly infectious, may also be able to evade vaccine antibodies”

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DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? WHO DO YOU TRUST?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CONFLICTING INFORMATION?

Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!

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Saturday, August 14, 2021
Happy International Tiki Day!
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12:15am: We took the dogs outside again.
And then we put them to bed.
We ate a slice of ice cream cake.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5:45am: We woke up early. Still dark out. We drank an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

6:30am: We prepped the dog’s breakfast. We got the newspapers.
We put in a load of laundry. And now it’s time to feed the dogs.

12:40pm: Recapping Saturday morning. We took the dogs outside.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We drank a double espresso.
We got the mail. We took the dogs outside again.
We ate three slices of cold leftover pizza for breakfast.
We took the dog outside. We drank an iced espresso.
And we just published our weekend Blog Post.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5:40pm: We are awake again. Recapping Saturday afternoon.
We prepped the dogs’ supper. We drank an iced espresso.

AND WE FAILED TO BLOG ON SATURDAY NIGHT, Sorry.

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Sunday, August 15, 2021 –
Happy birthday Julia Child!
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It’s National Relaxation Day!
“Whatever you do today will expand your world.”

Indian Independence Day!
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On this day in 1947, India became a free and independent nation.

12:15am: Recapping Saturday night. One more Saturday night.
Hey Saturday night! And we didn’t do sh*t. We stayed home.
We didn’t go to the beach. We didn’t go out to dinner.
We didn’t go anywhere. BORING. We may have taken a nap too.
We watched TV, we surfed the interweb, we worked on Blog Posts.
We played with the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
They were very good dogs and we chilled all night.

My Sunday feeling is coming on over me,
Now that the night is over.
Got to clear my head so I can see.
– “My Sunday Feeling”
by Jethro Tull

2:20am: We fell asleep for two hours,
we woke up, we took the dogs outside.
We ate two slices of cold leftover pizza.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

5:00am: Oh, we’re awake again. Good morning. Whatever.
We ate a piece of ice cream cake for breakfast.

7:25am: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside again. We got the newspapers.
And now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office on Sunday.

It’s World Honey Bee Day!
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The Honey Bee (Apis Mellifera
European Honey Bee/Western Honey Bee
and there are as many as 29 known subspecies

9:01am: And the dogs are sleeping. 
We are watching: “Chasing Mavericks” on HBO. 
(a film that we have not seen before, which is rare)
We have seen the “Mavericks” documentary surf film before.
Some great ocean photography and cinematography!
Spoiler Alert! EPIC WIPE OUT! Great cameos by famous surfers too.
And it’s corny and clichéd, but the waves are monstrous.

It’s V-J Day! Victory over Japan Day!
On this day in 1945, Imperial Japan surrendered ending World War II.
On September 2, a formal ceremony and signing of the surrender
was held aboard the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, Japan.

On this day in 1969, WOODSTOCK! in Bethel, New York
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National Leathercraft Day

National Lemon Meringue Pie Day

Recapping Sunday afternoon, evening, and night.

We had some weird sciatic nerve pain from sleeping in a weird position….
and we had major pain in our leg. And it required some special attention.
So we weren’t in the mood to sit and write much. And nothing happened.

Another BIG EARTHQUAKE in HAITI…. 7.2 total disaster
And Tropical Storm Grace is coming! HURRICANE time.

On The Menu: Frozen banana with chocolate syrup.
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Monday, August 16, 2021
Remembering Elvis Presley today.
Elvis died at the age of 42, on this day in 1977.

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING TODAY IN LOS ANGELES!
Extreme Drought Warning in the Western United States!

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On this day in 1896, GOLD was discovered in the Klondike 
by George Carmack, at Bonanza Creek in the Yukon Territory of Canada. 

It’s ROLLER COASTER DAY!
On this day in 1898, Edwin Prescott patented the first “roller coaster”

5:50am: The morning after.
Monday, Monday…. Read our previous Blog Post “A Case of the Mondays?”

Oh, we didn’t sleep well last night. And yesterday kind of sucked too.
We had some weird sciatic nerve pain from sleeping in a weird position….
and we had major pain in our leg. And it required some special attention.
So we weren’t in the mood to sit and write last night.
And we did not want to cook. So we were going to have dinner delivered again,
but that didn’t happen, so we just made a quesadilla with salsa for dinner.

And we were awake and not able to sleep this morning. Until we crashed hard.
But we woke really early and we’re wide awake on Monday now.

On this day in 1962 Ringo Starr joined The Beatles.
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PEACE AND LOVE!

“Everything’s gonna be alright”
“It’s going to be a good day”
“BE AN ADULT. GROW THE FUCK UP!”
“It’s a beautiful day!” “Be a WINNER!”

7:30am: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers. We did a load of laundry. We drank an iced espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
Our leg is better and the pain is almost gone this morning. 

11:45am: Monday. We made breakfast.
The housekeeper is here. We took the dogs outside.
Now were all chillin’ in the Home Office. And we got the mail.

On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, toasted bagel with cream cheese,
cherries and an iced espresso to drink 
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

2:00pm: We fell asleep. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.

Recapping Tuesday afternoon, evening and night.
SUPRISE! Your day is f*cked. Okay whatever. 
The housekeeper cleaned and left. The roofers are still working across the street.
The “blinds guy” came and picked up the window covering that needs repair.

We ordered an early pizza delivery. We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed.
We finished watching “The Mandalorian” season 2 on Disney+ and
we watched a good show, “Fake Famous” on Showtime, about Interweb celebrity.

On The Menu: Extra-large pizza w/sausage & meatball and an antipasto salad
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We ate dinner and fell asleep. We woke up and watched TV,
surfed the interweb, and eventually fell asleep again.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!


Tuesday, August 17, 2021 – TikiTuesday!
DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! DO NOT TRAVEL!

7:11am: Do Not TravelTuesday! StayTheFuckHome!
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7:45am: We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

9:15am: We took the dogs outside. We drank an iced espresso.
The newspapers were gotten, the dogs were fed. 
Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office again.

1:35pm: We haven’t done anything. We just made another iced espresso.
We reheated and ate two slices of leftover pizza for lunch. We got the mail.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

5:20pm: Impossible. That’s how our day was going.
And now everything is fine again. FUCK. The dogs got fed early.
We ate a slice of cold leftover pizza. 

10:00pm: Just more nothing. We took the dogs outside.
We watched a short “slow speed” pursuit for about 10 minutes.
The suspect hit a spike strip, tires went flat, he finally pulled over,
and surrendered. Suspect in custody. Not even a little exciting.
We took the dogs outside again. We made some quick food.
We were hungry all night long, and we ate something at Midnight.

On The Menu: Popcorn shrimp with Korean BBQ sauce
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Wednesday, August 18, 2021 – National Fajita Day!
It’s the 230th day of the year. 135 days until 2022.

It’s Wednesday! Have a nice day.
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“You are not open to hearing input from others
because your mind is made up.
In fact, you want others to listen to what you have to say
and to your way of doing things.” 
– today’s horoscope

5:55am: We were up past midnight. We fell asleep. We woke up before 5:00am.
We’ve prepped the dog’s breakfast. We got the newspapers.
We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. 
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.

NOTE: This Blog Post was originally only going to be for the weekend….
but not much is happening, except the Delta Virus Surge.
So, we decided to make this a “week long” Blog Post.

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6:30am: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside. And the Little Babygirl didn’t want to eat…..

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZ

11:40am: We went back to bed for an hour. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We scooped the poop. We got the mail.
We took the dogs outside again. It’s gray and drizzly out. Not hot today.
We haven’t done anything…. how is it almost noon? WTF?

NOTE: THERE IS ANOTHER WORDPRESS BUG IN THE EDITOR NOW.
THE MARGINS ARE OFF. SOMETHING NEW AND FUCKED UP HERE.
NEVER GOING TO PAY THEM FOR THIS.

3:35pm: We took the dogs outside again. And we made some lunch.
The gardener is here, so the dogs are in the bedroom napping now.

On The Menu: Steak Fajitas (for National Fajitas Day) for lunch.
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5:25pm: Okay, the pool guy came and went.
We took the dogs outside before he arrived.
And we just prepped the dogs’ supper.
And we drank an iced espresso and made another…..
we almost took a nap today, but too much stuff interrupting it.
Amazing, that there’s nothing happening,…. right?

AND THE FUCKING MOSQUITOES ARE KILLIN’ US!!!!
We keep getting new bites, and we’re using repellent with DEET at home now.
And the dogs are getting bit and they keep scratching at their bites.

6:50pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside again. It’s been that kind of a day.

7:35pm: We got dressed and went out to pick up dinner.
On The Menu: Sushi. Spicy tuna cut roll and a California roll. 
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8:20pm: And we did our “good deed for the day” just now.
The neighbor’s dog got out and was in our front yard.
So we went out front and the dog ran back into the garage.
And then we called the neighbors and told them. Dog is okay.
And our evening of nothing continues….

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So there was police action last night,
someone got shot in the leg but got away.
They thought he was hiding in an auto repair lot,
so the LAFD was called to saw open the gates.
The police dog was released
and they found a guy sleeping in a Rolls Royce,
but no criminal…….
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Thursday, August 19, 2021

7:45am: And it’s Thursday morning again.
We slept a little and now we’ve been up for a couple hours.
We took the dog outside. We prepped the dogs’ breakfast.
We got the newspapers. We took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again.
We drank a cup of espresso. We made an iced espresso.
We ate a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese.
And the morning routine is done…. 

12:20pm: We took the dogs outside again.
The housekeeper is here again. We had the dogs in the Home Office.
And we took the dogs outside again. Now they’re napping in the bedroom. 

1:35pm: The housekeeper finished and left. We took the dogs outside.
We took a shower and got dressed. And now we have to go do stuff….

5:50pm: And we’re back. We went to the dentist for a cleaning.
And then we drove around and made a quick stop at Goodwill.
We bought five PYREX cups because we wanted to buy them.
And they were on sale for 25% OFF too. 5 for $10.50 – DEAL! 
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And we came home and took the dogs outside.
Now it’s time for the dogs to eat supper.

10:00pm: The dogs are making me crazy tonight.
So we went to the dentist and had a deep cleaning today.
And they told us not to eat anything hard or crunchy.
So we scrounged up, cooked, and ate an easy (and soft) dinner.

On The Menu: Spaghetti with a garlic vodka sauce
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“Maybe you had too much too fast.”


Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!

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Unvaccinated Tourists were not allowed to board a Royal Caribbean cruise yesterday.
And there was a COVID-19 Outbreak on a Carnival Cruise Ship that departed from Texas.
According to reports, the Carnival Vista didn’t report the 27 NEW CASES (26 Crew, 1 Passenger – ALL VACCINATED!), but the Government of Belize did. The other passengers were not notified! The ship has since returned to Galveston, Texas, and the passengers returned to the general public of the United States. 
The crew members were cleared to return to work. No problem. 

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Bad weather? Missed Flight? Travel Emergency? COVID-19?

The TSA just extended the Mandatory Mask Mandate until January 18, 2022.
Airline passengers and travelers on public transportation are required to Wear A Mask.
And Texas Governor Greg Abbott has tested positive for COVID-19. HAHAHA.

Los Angeles County Public Health:
Masks are already required indoors, and now at large outdoor “mega events”
Some venues are already requiring proof of vaccination or a negative rapid test.
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WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
624000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of Wednesday.
64770+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of Wednesday.
53520+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of Wednesday.
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

THE NEW LAMBDA VARIANT IS SPREADING IN THE UNITED STATES!
“highly infectious, may also be able to evade vaccine antibodies”

And the United States abandoned Afghanistan this week, TOTAL FAIL!
and the Taliban seized controlled of the country this weekend. 
US Troops withdrew and the Afghan puppet state collapsed immediately.
The Afghan army, the US paid $87 Billion Dollars for, said “No thanks.” 
The Afghan President fled the country. Reports of Abductions, Rape, Executions!
And we left all our military equipment behind, so now the Taliban has that too.
So now the US is sending troops in to cover their own evacuation. TOTAL FAIL!
The US Military Command is to blame. After 20 years, the pullout was a disaster.
President Joe Biden was set up. Trump and the GOP Traitors caused this. TOTAL FAIL!
And it’s all about the OPIUM, baby….

MORE GOOD MEDIA DISTRACTION
FROM TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITOR’S TREASON!
And suddenly Afghanistan is a major media story again…..
after 20 years of BULLSH*T! War for the military-industrial complex.
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WASTED.
THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN LIVES LOST, AND THOUSANDS WOUNDED.
TRUMP SOLD OUT THE UNITED STATES MILITARY (and the Corporations too).
President Joe Biden FAILED. The US Military FAILED. 
COMING SOON: CIVIL WAR. Civilian Atrocities. And more US “LIP SERVICE”.

The Japanese Formula One Grand Prix cancelled for the second year in a row today.

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HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL!
DON’T WORRY! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

Mental health problems are common.
Seek help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If distress impacts your daily life for several days or weeks, talk to someone!
Talk to a clergy member, counselor, or your healthcare provider.
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, seek professional help immediately.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

How many of these WARNING SIGNS are you experiencing?
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There is still no end in sight today.




CV! Part 191 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY! (Tuesday)

CV! Part 191 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY! (Tuesday)
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! 

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Americans should not travel to France, Israel, Iceland, 
and other destinations regardless of vaccination status! 
– per the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

THE UNITED STATES WILL CONTINUE CURRENT TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS.
The CDC advises Americans against travel to the United Kingdom!

Direct travel of noncitizens from Ireland and Greece to the United States has been suspended since January 25, 2021, under an executive order limiting travel from multiple countries. The White House recently said those restrictions would remain in place amid surging cases from the Delta variant.

CDC moved these new destinations
to its highest travel advisory on August 9: 

“Level 4: very high level of COVID-19”:
Aruba, Eswatini, France, French Polynesia, Iceland, Israel, and Thailand

16 new travel destinations were added to the
CDC’s “Level 4: Covid-19 Very High” category on August 2:
Andorra, Curaçao, Gibraltar, Greece, Guadeloupe, Iran, Ireland, 
Isle of Man, Kazakhstan, Lesotho, Libya, Malta, Martinique, 
Saint Barthelemy, Saint Martin, and the US Virgin Islands.
Other travel destinations in the
“Level 4: Covid-19 Very High” category as of August 3:
Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Maldives, The Netherlands, Panama, Portugal, 
Seychelles, Spain, the United Arab Emirates, and the United Kingdom.

Travelers should avoid travel to those destinations!
And anyone who must travel should be fully vaccinated!
CDC’s Risk Level for destinations are located
on the travel recommendations page on the government website.

And yesterday, France began requiring a “Virus Pass”
for cafes, restaurants and long-distance travel.

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THE NEW LAMBDA VARIANT IS SPREADING IN THE UNITED STATES!
“highly infectious, may also be able to evade vaccine antibodies”


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It’s World Lion Day today!

TEMPUS FUGIT. TIME FLIES.
Growing older means sad goodbyes.
Everyone dies. Everyone dies.

HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL!
DON’T WORRY! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

Tuesday, August 10, 2021 – National Lazy Day!
Take a break, Relax, Take a nap, NO WORK TODAY.

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“I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man – and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.”
– The Stranger’s narration from “The Big Lebowski”

4:05am: We woke up a little after 2:00am. 
We just drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

6:50am: And so we slept for about two hours….. And then we woke up.
We just drank a cup of espresso and published our new Blog Post.
“CV! Part 190 – The Days Between part two” from this weekend.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers. And the roofers are still working across the street.

It’s World Lion Day! (scientific name: Panthera leo)
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9:05am: We took the dogs outside again. We made an iced espresso.
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese. We’re chillin’ again.

NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO IS RESIGNING RIGHT NOW!
He loves New York. And he loves the ladies too…. What a DISGRACE.
(and his resignation will be effective in 14 days) Buh-Bye.
And the Senate PASSED the “Bi-partisan” Infrastructure Bill today.

10:05am: Credit Cards. WTF? Foreign Call Centers. WTF?
Why does it always take two calls to fix a problem?
And why do they always leave you ON HOLD until you hang up?
And why do you always have to threaten to cancel to get it done?

11:05am: Yeah, it’s a beautiful day outside. We drank that iced espresso.
11:35am: Tech in the house fixing stuff this morning. Gone before noon.

It’s National Spoil Your Dog Day! 
(but that’s everyday around our house) And we took them outside again.
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1:00pm: We made another iced espresso.

3:35pm: And so nothing is happening today.
And that’s appropriate for National Lazy Day, right?

“What’s the difference between
praying in church and praying in a casino?

….. In a casino, they really mean it.”

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
The lion sleeps tonight
Wah oh oh, wah oh oh, wah oh wimoweh
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
“The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

10:25pm: So we took a nap with the dog after they got fed.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We fell asleep and now we’re awake again. And it’s time for food soon.

It’s also National S’mores Day!
Graham Crackers + Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bar + Marshmallow

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DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? WHO DO YOU TRUST?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CONFLICTING INFORMATION?

WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
618000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of today.
64830+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
53560+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

NOTE: THERE IS ANOTHER REPORT THAT COVID-19 NUMBERS
IN THE US MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER-REPORTED BY AS MUCH AS 60%!
The University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation
reports the number of COVID-19 DEATHS in the US at more than 900000
(that’s 57% higher than the official data according to their analysis)

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Are you FULLY VACCINATED*?
GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!

Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

We continue to advise our readers to limit their exposure.
STAY THE FUCK HOME! WEAR A FUCKING MASK!
DO NOT TRAVEL! ZERO CONTACT! SOCIAL DISTANCE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, OR SOCIALIZE WITH STRANGERS!
(you do not know who is and who isn’t vaccinated or infected)

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR ABUSE OF POWER!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS!

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SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS TRIED
TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT ARRESTS! WE WANT EXPULSIONS!
TRUMP, Trump’s Family, Trump’s Stooges, AND THE GOP TRAITORS
ARE ALL GUILTY OF SEDITION AND TREASON! ARREST THEM NOW!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY OF GENOCIDE AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

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AND DO NOT TRUST THE 2020 CENSUS!
OR ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!

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Seek help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If distress impacts your daily life for several days or weeks, talk to someone!
Talk to a clergy member, counselor, or your healthcare provider.
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, seek professional help immediately.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

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End the Madness.




CV! Part 190 – “The Days Between” part two (Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon)

CV! Part 190 – “The Days Between” part two (Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon)
EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
DO NOT TRAVEL! DON’T STOP SOCIAL DISTANCING! 

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August 1st is Jerry Garcia’s birthday.
August 9th is the anniversary of his death in 1995.
The nine days from August 1st to 9th, are known as “The Days Between”
named for the Grateful Dead’s song on “So Many Roads” released in 1999.
CELEBRATE THE LIFE AND MUSIC OF JERRY GARCIA!

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First LIVE performance of “So Many Roads”:
February 22, 1992, at the Oakland Coliseum Arena.

Thought I heard a blackbird singing
Up on Bluebird Hill
Call me a whinin’ boy if you will
Born where the sun don’t shine
And I don’t deny my name
Got no place to go, ain’t that a shame?
“So Many Roads” by the Grateful Dead
written by Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter

Grateful Dead – “So Many Roads”
From the last Grateful Dead concert: – July 9, 1995, at Soldier Field in Chicago, Illinois

 

Friday, August 6, 2021 – “Puff puff, give.”
“’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”
Happy birthday Lucille Ball!
(“I Love Lucy”)
Happy birthday Andy Warhol!
– “Art is what you can get away with.”

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Andy Warhol’s Campbell’s 32 Soup Cans at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City (copyright 2010 JoshWillTravel)

Read our previous Blog Post “Warhol Wednesday”

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The Grateful Dead at Watkins Glen Raceway, New York July 28, 1973

8:30am: And TGIFriday! It’s Friday!
We were up all morning long, and we laid down after sunrise.
And then the dogs were awake and barking.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. 
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We just published Part One of “The Days Between” Blog Posts.
We worked on future Blog Posts this morning too.
But TRAVEL MUST WAIT AGAIN, so we are in LIMBO right now.
There are ROOFERS on our street, and they start too early.
They are replacing the wood shake roof across the street this week.
(Can’t even imagine how HOT it must be up there in August!)

Today’s SECRET WORD is HELP:
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-make it easier by offering one’s services/resources
-serve someone with (food or drink)
-improve (a situation or problem); be of benefit to
-aid, assist, improve, remedy, support
-the act of helping someone to do something; assistance
-a person or thing that helps, a domestic employee
-giving assistance to
-an appeal for urgent assistance
– a song title and the fifth studio album by the Beatles

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The Beatles’ “HELP!” was released on August 6th, 1965.
(WOW! We did not know that, and that’s a really weird coincidence!)

10:55am: We made another iced espresso.
Watching TV: “Flight of the Conchords” in concert on HBO.
+Surfing the interweb, and working on this Blog Post for a couple hours.
12:00Noon: We did a little dog grooming, and brushed out all the dogs.
We do a little bit everyday of course, but they all got brushed this morning.
We took them outside and now they are happy in the kitchen.
And we might be hungry.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


It’s HIROSHIMA DAY! (aka “A-BOMB DAY”)
The anniversary of the first World War II Atomic Bomb attack on Japan.
Hiroshima Heiwa Kinen Kōen is a public park in the center of Hiroshima, Japan. It is a memorial dedicated to the first city to suffer a nuclear attack, the memory of the victims (as many as 140000), and to WORLD PEACE. Hiroshima Peace Memorial Park is visited by more than one million people every year. The annual August 6th Peace Memorial Ceremony is sponsored by the city of Hiroshima.

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The A-Bomb Dome is the former Hiroshima Prefectural Industrial Promotion Hall.
The building is the nearest building to the bombing that remained partially standing.
It’s now another memorial to the August 6th, 1945, 8:15am nuclear explosion.

“the Peace Memorial Ceremony has never once been cancelled since the Cenotaph for the A-Bomb Victims was built in Peace Memorial Park in 1952, the Peace Memorial Ceremony will be held this year in a similar manner as last year with strict COVID-19 infection prevention measures.”


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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

10:22pm: Recapping Friday afternoon. We made some lunch.
TV, interweb, YouTube, podcasts. We were mildly entertained.
We fell asleep with the dog and slept.
We woke up and then we went back to bed and slept some more.

On The Menu: Fried chicken breast, quesadilla with salsa verde,
and a dill pickle. With an iced espresso to drink.
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We woke up again. The dogs got fed and went outside.
We made and ate some dinner at 10:00pm. GOOD SHABBOS!

On The Menu: Double helping of Mama’s homemade lasagna. And a coke.
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NOTE: We were invited to Friday night dinner again.
We don’t feel it is safe to eat and party
with people not inside your bubble again….
WE DON’T KNOW: WHO IS FULLY VACCINATED?
WE DON’T KNOW: WHO IS INFECTED AND CONTAGIOUS?
Is it really safe to party indoors with people who are vaccinated? 
Do you know where they’ve been and who’ve they’ve contacted?
Are they being honest about their status and contacts?
So, we didn’t go the party and we ate our dinner alone.
And then we had a little dessert.

On The Menu: Chocolate Cake from Benes Bakery with Haagen-Daas
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Thought I heard that KC whistle
Moaning sweet and low
Thought I heard that KC when she blow
Down where the sun don’t shine
Underneath the Kokomo
Whinin’ boy got no place to go

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Jerry Garcia and John Kahn – Old & In The Way 1975

TRAVEL ALERT! DO NOT TRAVEL!
Spirit Airlines cancelled over 2000 flights this week!!!!! 
with more cancellations coming this weekend.
Passengers have been left stranded at airports across the country for days.
TOTAL FAIL. And there won’t be any penalties of course. 
Can you even imagine being stuck in line with hundreds of strangers
for hours with the Delta Variant spreading?


Las Vegas Livestream on Friday night!
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Saturday, August 7, 2021
Happy B
irthday Ralph Bunche! Born in 1904 in Detroit, Michigan.
He was the first African-American to receive the Nobel Prize in 1950.
BLACKLIVESMATTER!

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3:50am: Still awake. Working on Blog Posts, watching TV, surfing the interweb,
and watching YouTube vids and Livestreams. Sleepy time soon.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ

7:15am: We are awake again. The dogs got fed and went outside.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

8:00am: We took the dog outside again. Now it’s nappy time for the dogs.

Today is the midpoint of Summer in the Northern Hemisphere
and Winter in the Southern Hemisphere.

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9:10am: The gardeners are here.
They’re going to work in the backyard today.
We did a little dog grooming. And we thought about some food.
But we don’t know what we want to eat right now.
And we’ve had our coffee already, and we don’t want to drink more right now.

10:00am: Okay, we made an iced espresso. Still no food.
We’re chilling’ in the Home Office with the dog again.

Thought I heard that KC whistle
Moaning sweet and low
Thought I heard that KC when she blow
Down where the sun don’t shine
Underneath the Kokomo
Whinin’ boy got no place to go

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ

12:25pm: We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We ate some food. Then we fell asleep again.
On The Menu: Leftover lasagna for lunch
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ

7:30pm: We woke up again. Crashed hard. 
And the gardeners were just finishing up in the backyard for the day.
It’s Saturday night. We got the dogs. The dogs got fed.
The dogs went outside. Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office again.
BORING. So BORING.
We put on some music and the dogs are napping now.

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8:40pm: ONE MORE SATURDAY NIGHT.

So many roads, I tell you
So many roads I know
So many roads, so many roads
Mountain high, river wide
So many roads to ride
So many roads, so many roads

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Recapping Saturday night. We worked on our future Blog Posts.
We watched TV, surfed the interweb, watched YouTube vids and livestreams, 
and we were entertained, occupied, and distracted into the early AM hours.

Criminal Complaint filed against New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Sexual harassment and retaliation? The Democrats are giving him up.
Albany, NY Police press conference today. Not good for him.
The NY Attorney General’s press conference was also not good for him.
THIS IS JUST MORE GOOD MEDIA DISTRACTION
FROM TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITOR’S TREASON!

The Senate is meeting today to vote on the “Bi-Partisan” Infrastructure Bill.
And 700000 Bikers are still gathering in Sturgis, South Dakota, this week!
They didn’t learn their lesson from last year, of course.
YES, PEOPLE ARE REALLY GREEDY AND STUPID.
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United Airlines will require ALL EMPLOYEES get vaccinated.

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THE NEW LAMBDA VARIANT IS SPREADING IN THE UNITED STATES!
“highly infectious, may also be able to evade vaccine antibodies”

The SARS-CoV-2 Lambda variant, also known as lineage C.37, is a variant of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. It was first detected in Peru in December 2020. On 14 June 2021, the World Health Organization named it Lambda variant and designated it as a variant of interest – wikipedia

Investigators in Chile conclude that the lambda COVID-19 variant is not only more infectious than standard SARS-CoV-2, but could also possibly shrug off vaccines. The first case in the United States has been spotted at Houston Methodist Hospital. – July 30, 2021

120000 New COVID-19 Cases in the United States yesterday.
The highest daily number in six months! Delta Variant is spreading fast.
619900+ Reported US DEATHS from COVID-19 as of this morning!
Hospitalizations are rising. Children are being infected.
And so, LET’S SEND THE KIDS BACK-To-SCHOOL. WTF?
Deaths are increasing again. The unvaccinated are dying.
And so, LET’S REMOVE MASK MANDATES and RESTRICTIONS. WTF?
And only 50% of the US population is Fully Vaccinated.
And so, WTF? Are they just waiting for the vaccine-resistant variant?
WE WANT TO GO OUT! WE WANT TO TRAVEL! WE DON’T WANT TO WORRY!
WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE PANDEMIC RESPONSE?
WHY ISN’T THERE A NATIONAL EMERGENCY MANDATE?
WHY AREN’T THERE DOMESTIC TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS?
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THERE NEEDS TO BE A 40 DAY TOTAL SHUTDOWN.
QUARANTINE EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, except for actual essential workers.
NATIONAL GUARD/LAW ENFORCEMENT if necessary to enforce the shutdown.
REQUIRE EVERYONE GET VACCINATED IF THEY WANT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC.
EVERYONE. And Rapid Testing for EVERYONE EVERY WEEK until it is eradicated.
ARREST AND PROSECUTE ANYONE SPREADING MISINFORMATION AND LIES!

The Delta Variant is VERY CONTAGIOUS and it might kill you.
4,304,980 Reported Deaths from COVID-19 Worldwide!
(the actual number is much higher)
COVID-19 is currently affecting 220 countries and territories.

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If it was just the “vaccine-deniers” that were dying, that would be okay.
THEY ARE THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE AND THE STATE NOW!
Hospitals should refuse to accept patients who have not been fully vaccinated.
The unvaccinated should be restricted from ALL PUBLIC SPACES.
Masks that cover the nose and mouth should be required EVERYWHERE.

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One More Saturday Night!
JER
 

Sunday, August 8, 2021 – the 220th day of the year!

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“Dear Jerry” Envelope Art (copyright 2015 JoshWillTravel)

2:30am: We finally made some dinner at 1:00am.

On The Menu: 2 beef soft tacos with avocado and salsa verde
And an iced espresso to drink.
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Thought I heard a jug band playin’
If you don’t who else will?
From over on the far side of the hill
All I know the sun don’t shine
And the rain refused to fall
And you don’t seem to hear me when I call

7:15am: SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Sunday morning. And we’re awake early.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

8:05am: We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.

9:10am: We made an iced espresso and played with the dog.
Now he’s napping under the desk.
The other dogs are sleeping in the bedroom.

11:45am: We just made and ate Sunday Brunch.
On The Menu: Toasted bagel with lox and cream cheese; dill pickle,
pita chips, and cherries
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

9:10pm: We fell asleep and really slept.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We woke up and thought it was morning, but it was actually sunset.
Wait, it’s Sunday night. We took a shower. We made an iced coffee.

10:15pm: We drank our iced coffee. We played with and groomed the dog.
We haven’t eaten since Brunch, so we’re thinking about food again now.

BOB and JER

Wind inside and the wind outside
Tangled in the window blind
Tell me why you treat me so unkind
Down where the sun don’t shine
Lonely and I call your name
No place left to go, ain’t that a shame?

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We miss Jerry! We think about the music he could have made. RIP

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Monday, August 9, 2021
Remembering Jerry Garcia today (and everyday).
May his memory be blessed!

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Jerry Garcia

So many roads, I tell you
New York to San Francisco
So many roads I know
All I want is one to take me home
From the high road to the low
So many roads I know
So many roads, so many roads

1:20am: And we still haven’t eaten yet. 
Time to watch “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” on HBO.
FUCK TUCKER CARLSON! FUCK FOXNEWS! 
The Olympics are over? Yeah, we gave up on NBC last week.
FUCK RUSSIA! Fuck Vladimir Putin! FUCK MOSCOWMITCH!
FUCK THE RUSSIAN OLYMPIC COMMITTEE!
AND FUCK THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE TOO!
LOVE John Oliver! Brilliant! Mindblowing! The Voice of TRUTH!

3:00am: The dogs went outside.
Still no food. But we made and drank a mocha milkshake.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Chocolate. Eat Ice Cream.

POP Funko Jerry Garcia:
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“Don’t cry now, don’t you cry, don’t you cry anymore.
Sleep in the stars, don’t you cry, dry your eyes on the wind.”

9:15am: We woke up very early, but didn’t really sleep at all.
We took the dog outside. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. We made and drank an iced espresso.
We ate a piece of leftover lasagna for breakfast.
We watched “Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse” on Amazon Prime.

And it’s Monday morning. 
The roofers are working across the street again today.
They arrived at 6:45am and started at 7:00am….

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Mondays only happen once a week!

10:45am: We made another iced espresso.
The housekeeper is here today to clean.
We took the dogs outside. It’s a beautiful day in the SFV.
Now we are all chillin’ in the Home Office. It’s going to be HOT.
Watching “VAL”, the Val Kilmer documentary on Amazon Prime.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

We took a nap.

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The Grateful Dead Movie 1977 directed by Jerry Garcia

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

9:21pm: Recapping Monday.
The gardener came and worked in the backyard all afternoon.
Making a change to the landscaping and the “rock garden”.
So we had the dogs in the Home Office all afternoon too.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
And we fell asleep again. 

Recapping Monday night on Tuesday morning again.
We woke up and made dinner. NO SALAD TONIGHT.
On The Menu: Toasted bagel with lox and cream cheese, dill pickle,
potato chips and cherries with an iced espresso to drink.
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John Belushi and Jerry Garcia
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From the land of the midnight sun
Where the ice blue roses grow
Along those roads of gold and silver snow
Howlin’ wide or moaning low
So many roads I know
So many roads to [unverified] my soul

Get your Jerry Merch!
Get your Garcia Hand Picked Brand Cannabis!
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Aloha Jerry!
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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SEVEN MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

Breaking News from the State Department: (Why isn’t Mike Pompeo in prison?)
A $5,800 bottle of Japanese whiskey gifted to former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo by the government of Japan in 2019 is missing. Pompeo said he never received the bottle of whiskey and had no idea it was missing, or what happened to the gift. Pompeo’s lawyer, William Burck, told the Wall Street Journal that the former secretary of state had “no recollection of receiving the bottle of whiskey and does not have any knowledge of what happened to it.”
Earlier this year, the State Department’s independent watchdog group, Project on Government Oversight, found that GOP Traitor and Trump stooge Pompeo and his wife Susan “violated federal ethics rules by making over 100 personal, non-work related requests to department employees” (including ordering gifts, booking salon appointments, and taking care of their family dog).

FIRE AND ARREST TRUMP STOOGE
AND GOP TRAITOR LOUIS DEJOY NOW!

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and she’ll xxxx xxxx xxxx for a thousand dollars.

Masks are required indoors again in the County of Los Angeles!
WARNING! COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading 
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

MONDAY’S NUMBERS:
COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
617000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of today.
64780+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
53350+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

NOTE: THERE IS ANOTHER REPORT THAT COVID-19 NUMBERS
IN THE US MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER-REPORTED BY AS MUCH AS 60%!
The University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation
reports the number of COVID-19 DEATHS in the US at more than 900000
(that’s 57% higher than the official data according to their analysis)

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“This is The End , my only friend The End”
And so we now end “The Days Between” 2021

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Be Grateful. Be Kind.
“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.”
~Japanese Proverb



More Recipes for Summer 2021

More Recipes for Summer 2021

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NOTE: We may be repeating some of these recipes,
we know most are new, and we aren’t too sorry about duplicates,
because we know they are good ones to use.
Please check out our previous recipe Blog Posts, there are a few.
Use the pages in the sidebar, or search “recipes” in the SEARCH BOX.


SALAD?
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1/2 head of Romaine lettuce (trimmed)
slice of tomato
slice of onion (sweet, white, or red)
garbanzo bean
salad dressing of choice


Vegetable Creation:
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Rainbow Fruit Plate
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Raspberries,
Strawberries (or watermelon),
Mango (or orange),
Pineapple (or banana),
Kiwi or (honeydew melon
or green grapes),
Blueberries,
Red Grapes,
Blackberries

 



Gazpacho (cold soup)
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Falafel
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Toad-In-A-Hole (Stuffed Puffed Pastry)
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Q.G. CHoNG’S MONGOLIAN BEEF
Copycat recipe for P.F. Chang’s Mongolian Beef

Sliced flank steak and green onions in a sweet and savory sauce 
served with steamed rice and steamed broccoli. 

Prep Time: 15 minutes – Cook Time: 15 minutes
Makes 3 – 4 servings

Ingredients:
1 pound of flank steak
1/4 cup cornstarch
vegetable oil, for serving and sauteeing
1/2 teaspoon minced ginger
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup dark brown sugar, not packed
vegetable oil, for frying

2 large green onions, sliced on the diagonal into one-inch lengths
cooked rice, for serving
steamed broccoli, for serving

Instructions:

  1. Slice the flank steak against the grain into 1/4″ thick 1-inch long slices. Add the cornstarch to a wide, shallow bowl and coat the steak with the cornstarch. Set aside and allow the cornstarch to soak into them meat while you make the sauce.

  2. Heat 2 teaspoons oil over medium-low heat in a wok or large cast-iron or stainless steel frying pan. Add the ginger and garlic, saute until fragrant about 2 minute, stirring often.

  3. Add the soy sauce and water then whisk in the brown sugar. Turn heat up to medium-high, bring to a boil and cook 2-3 minutes (not longer – the mixture will thicken up when you add it to the steak) whisking often. Remove to a bowl and set aside.

  4. Add 1/2 to 3/4-inch oil to the same pan and heat over medium heat until the oil shimmers. You can test it by adding a piece of steak – it should sizzle and start cooking immediately.

  5. Add the beef to the oil and cook for about two minutes turning the pieces over so they brown on both sides. Remove with a slotted spoon or spider to a paper towel lined plate.

  6. Let oil cool down – then drain off.

  7. Heat the same pan over medium heat and add the meat back in along with the sauce and green onions. Cook for 2 – 3 minutes, stirring to coat the meat all over with the sauce.

  8. Remove the meat and leave the excess sauce behind. Serve over rice with broccoli, if desired.

cut the sugar to 1/3 c. and increase the ginger to a tsp. I also don’t fry the meat in that much oil. I just use a couple TBSP, like a stir fry. Instead of adding the scallions with it, I cut a medium onion into eight wedges and fry that after the beef, then toss it all together in the sauce. The scallions go on top raw, as garnish.


Cheewits (from the original Renaissance Faire)
cheezewits recipe


Hotel Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Ingredients:
2 Slices of Bread (butter optional)
2 Slices of Cheese
Optional: add other ingredients like sandwich meat, onions, etc.
Directions:
Tinfoil – make a cheese sandwich, wrap it in tinfoil
Heat the Hotel iron provided in your room to high heat.
Use the hot hotel iron to “grill” the sandwich.
Do not use uncooked meats! If using butter, use it lightly.
Do not use the ironing board or any flammable surface for “grilling”
CAUTION: Make sure you have ventilation, or are using the bathroom fan,
and avoid burning the sandwich. Do not trigger the SMOKE/FIRE ALARM! 
Be sure to unplug and let the iron cool completely before storing it away.
NOTE: The hot iron will toast the bread and melt the cheese,
but will not be hot enough to cook uncooked meats.
Use extreme caution when using an iron in a Hotel/Motel room!


Tomato Sauce
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Stacie’s Tart Rhubarb Apple Sauce  

Ingredients:
2-4 apples (depending on the size of the apples)
Use your favorite type of apple (with sweeter apples, don’t add sugar)  
2-4 ripe pears
4 cups rhubarb
3-4 bananas
Container of strawberries (cleaned, cored, and sliced)
Tablespoon of vanilla extract
Teaspoon of cinnamon (powder)
1/4-1/2 teaspoon of nutmeg and cloves
3-4 cups of water

Directions:
Peel and cut apples and pears. 
Want a smooth sauce? Peel the apples and pears.
Cook about 20 minutes with spices
before adding in the rest of ingredients
Simmer until ready to blend
Blend (or mash by hand for a chunkier texture)
Serve warm, or chilled.


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Beef Pies
Beef Pyesbeef pye pastry


Chicken Pyes with Mushroom Gravy
chicken pyesChicken pye pastry mushroom gravy


Hot Potato Pyes
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EggNests!
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Homemade Pita Bread

Ingredients:
4 Tbsp active dry yeast
4 cups (1liter) warm water
2 Tbsp sugar
5 pounds (2.25 kg) flour
2 Tbsp sea salt
2/3 cup (150 ml) neutral tasting oil, such as safflower oil 

Directions:
In a large bowl, combine the yeast with the 2 tablespoons of sugar and the warm water. Cover the bowl and allow the mixture to start activating. Yeast activation should take about 10 minutes; it will be bubbling and foamy.

Set 1 cup (125 g) of flour aside. Sift the remaining flour, and salt into the bowl. With a spatula, combine the ingredients. Once the ingredients come together as dough, it is time to knead. At this point, you can remove the dough from the bowl and knead on the kitchen counter if it’s easier for you, or directly in the bowl.

To knead the dough: Grab the side of the dough furthest away from you and fold it toward yourself. Fold the dough in half and use your body weight to push the dough into itself. If you find that the dough is sticking too much to the surface and preventing you from kneading properly, dust some flour on the dough. Give the dough a quarter turn (90 degrees). Grab the other side and fold it in half. Again, with a lot of weight behind it, push the newly folded half into itself. Repeat this process for 10-15 minutes or until the dough is smooth, silky, elastic, and does not stick to the surface.

After the dough is thoroughly prepared, grease the large bowl with a fine layer of oil, turning the dough in the oil several times so that the dough is greased lightly on all sides. 

Cover the bowl with a large plastic garbage bag or kitchen towel and allow it to rise for 40 minutes. 

Knead the dough again for a few more minutes and then divide the dough into 30 balls. Use the remaining flour, for the surface area and hands to prevent sticking. Roll each piece into a 6-inch (15 centimeters) pancake. Cover with kitchen towel and let them rise again in a warm place for 20 minutes.

Preheat the oven to 500°F with a cookie sheet on the oven’s bottom rack.
The hot cookie sheet will facilitate the pita baking process. 

Place approximately six pitas on the hot cookie sheet, separating each pita by 2 inches (5 centimeters). Bake on the bottom rack for 3-4 minutes, flip over and then bake for another 2 minutes. You want the pitas puffed and lightly colored, not browned. Continue this process in batches until all pitas are baked.

If the pita puffs up once out of the oven, gently pierce it with a fork. Wrap the pitas in a towel till they are cool, then store in plastic bags until ready for use. You can store in the freezer for up to 2 months to retain freshness.


Carrot Poppy Seed Bread
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Cinnamon Buns! (aka Cinnamon Smyles)
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PIE? – My, oh my, how ’bout these pies?
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Libby’s Famous Pumpkin Pie
(with Crunchy Pecan Topping)
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Fudge and Panocha
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Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies

Prep Time: 10 minutes – Cook Time: 15 minutes
Makes ~24 cookies

Ingredients:

1-1/2 cups (6.6 ounces) all-purpose flour
1-1/4 cups (5.6 ounces) bread flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon fine sea salt
2 sticks (8 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1-1/4 cups packed brown sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
2 large eggs plus 1 egg yolk, at room temperature
2 cups semi sweet chocolate chips

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350ºF.
Line baking sheets with nonstick baking mats or parchment paper.

In a medium bowl combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.

Use an electric mixer.
Beat the butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until creamy, about 2 minutes.
Add eggs (one at a time) beating well after each addition.
Add the vanilla
Gradually beat in the flour mixture.
Stir in the chocolate chips.
Wrap dough in plastic wrap, refrigerate for at least 24 hours but no more than 72 hours.

Let dough sit at room temperature just until it is soft enough to scoop.
Divide the dough into 3-tablespoon sized balls and drop onto prepared baking sheets.

Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until golden brown.
Cool for 2 minutes before removing to wire racks to cool completely.


Coconut Almond Spice Cake
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Cocoa Brownies 

Ingredients:

4 large eggs
7 ounces granulated sugar
6 ounces light brown sugar
5 3/4 ounces natural cocoa powder (not Dutch process)
2 1/2 ounces all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
8 ounces unsalted butter, melted
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F.
Grease an 8-inch square baking pan with non-stick spray.
Trim a piece of parchment paper so that it fits just inside the baking dish
with overhang on two sides and place it inside the pan.
Beat eggs with stand mixer fitted w/paddle attachment at medium speed until fluffy and light yellow, 2 to 3 minutes.
In a separate bowl, combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, cocoa powder, flour and salt.
Drop the mixer speed to low and slowly introduce the sugar mixture.
Follow with the butter and vanilla. Continue mixing until you’ve got a nice, smooth goo.
Pour the batter into the prepared pan.
Bake the brownies for 15 minutes, then remove them from the oven for 15 minutes.
Put them back in the oven until an instant-read thermometer inserted into the middle of the brownie, reads 195 degrees F (about 30 minutes).
Cool in the pan for 3 minutes, then lift the brownie out using the parchment paper as a sling.
Cut the brownies into 9 pieces using a pizza wheel and move to a rack to cool completely.


Haschich Fudge
from The Alice B. Toklas Cook Book published in 1954

Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverised in a mortar. About a handful each of stoned dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of cannabis sativa can be pulverised. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into pieces or made into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient.

Obtaining the cannabis may present certain difficulties, but the variety known as cannabis sativa grows as a common weed, often unrecognized, everywhere in Europe, Asia and parts of Africa; besides being cultivated as a crop for the manufacture of rope. In the Americas, while often discouraged, its cousin, called cannabis indica, has been observed even in city window boxes. It should be picked and dried as soon as it has gone to seed and while the plant is still green.


Chocolate Cake with vanilla ice cream,
chocolate syrup, and whipped cream:
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A slice of chocolate cake
A scoop of vanilla ice cream
Drizzle the chocolate syrup on the ice cream
Top with whipped cream (to taste)
Optional: (get creative!)
add sliced banana, chopped nuts, and a cherry 
or top with sliced strawberries, raspberries. or other fruit  
and/or substitute another flavor drizzle of your choice


John Pemberton’s 1886 Coca-Cola Recipe 

Recipe from a diary owned by Coca-Cola inventor, John Pemberton. 
Revealed just before his death in 1888. – Don’t try this at home.

Ingredients: (US measures)

  • 1 oz (28 g) caffeine citrate
  • 3 oz (85 g) citric acid
  • 1 US fl oz (30 ml) vanilla extract
  • 1 US qt (946 ml) lime juice
  • 2.5 oz (71 g) “flavoring,” i.e., “Merchandise 7X”
  • 30 lb (14 kg) sugar
  • 4 US fl oz (118.3 ml) fluid extract of coca leaves (decocainized flavor essence of the coca leaf).
  • 2.5 US gal (9.5 l; 2.1 imp gal) water
  • Caramel sufficient to give color
  • “Mix caffeine acid and lime juice in 1 quart boiling water add vanilla and flavoring when cool.”
  • Flavoring (Merchandise 7X):
  • 1 qrt alcohol
  • 80 oil orange
  • 40 oil cinnamon
  • 120 oil lemon
  • 20 oil coriander
  • 40 oil nutmeg
  • 40 oil neroli
  • “Let stand 24 hours.”

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Thanksgiving Desserts 2017

 


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The 86 Rules of the Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 86 Rules of the Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Bar at the Roof on Wilshire in West Los Angeles, California

First, a very important message for all my Friends:
PLEASE 
DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”

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The Bar at El Torito Mexican Restaurant in Sherman Oaks, California

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE read these rules!!!

NOTE: We ripped these rules from the interweb.
“Learn it. Know it. Live it.”

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar.
Preferably during Happy Hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shots gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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The Casino Bar at The Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is really dumb.

7. Never bum more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
NOTE: DON’T SMOKE CIGARETTES!

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the urge to order a slightly-dirty,
very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.
Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. DO NOT make eye contact with the bartender if you don’t want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot:
“Great, now I’m going to get drunk.”
“I hate shots.”
“It’s coming back up.”

12. NEVER, ever tell your bartender they made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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The Bar at the Lakeside Cafe in Encino, California

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public….
and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you’re doing the same thing:
urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom.
Men do not.

24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror.
It will shake your confidence.

25. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’
if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

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26. If there is a DJ, you can request a song only once per night.
If he doesn’t play it within half an hour, don’t approach him again.
If he does play it, don’t approach him again.

27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin.
You’ll be surprised how well it works.

28. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to drink in a bar.
Go to the liquor store.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

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Drink this.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months,
you may drink all their beer, even if it’s hidden, as long as you leave them one.

32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor
only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least 2 cans
before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers.
If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

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Altitude Lounge in San Diego, California – Night

36. If you ever feel depressed, get a bartender’s guide
and then browse thru all the drinks you’ve never tried.

37. Try one new drink each week.

38. If you’re the bar’s only customer,
you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender.
Until he stops acknowledging you. Then you’re off the hook.
The same goes for him.

39. Never tip with coins that have touched you.
If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change,
but, once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back.
To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.

40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same”
– You are a cheap ass.

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The Bar at Kaleidoscope Pizzeria in Medford, Oregon

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is
by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up.
If you break a glass, wait for the staff to clean it up, then blame someone else.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It’s okay to drink alone.

George Thorogood LIVE – “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”
with Elvin Bishop at the Capitol Theatre on 7/5/1984

46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman’s name right after she tells you.
The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.

47. Nothing screams ‘Gay’ louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.

48. Men don’t drink from straws. Unless you’re doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don’t plan to finish it, don’t accept it.

50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

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The Bar at The Brickroom in Ashland, Oregon

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.

52. Your songs will come on as you’re leaving the bar. (EVERYTIME!)

53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don’t know.

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot.
If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

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56. Screaming, “SOMEONE BUY ME A DRINK!” has never worked.

57. For every drink, there is a 5% better chance you will get in a fight.
There is also a 3% better chance you will lose that fight.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is HILARIOUS!

59. If you’re broke and a friend is “sporting you”,
you must laugh at all his jokes
and play wingman when he makes his move.

60. If you’re broke and a friend is “ragging on you”,
you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

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The Bar in Hollywood (that is no longer there)

61. Never rest your head on a table or the bar top.
It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.

62. If you are trading rounds with a friend
and he asks if you want another, always say “YES”.
Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.

63. If you’re going to hit on a member of the bar staff,
make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.

64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.


Classic Vodka Martini

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Ingredients:
2-1/2 oz Vodka (a premium brand)
1/2 oz dry vermouth
Ice
Green olives or lemon peel for garnish

Directions:
Chill a martini glass in advance.
For a stirred martini: 
Pour vodka and vermouth into a mixing glass or shaker filled with ice.
Stir vigorously until chilled (about 20 seconds).
Strain into a martini glass, garnish with olives or lemon peel
For a shaken martini:
Fill a shaker with ice. Add vodka and vermouth. Shake until chilled.
Strain into a martini glass, garnish with olives or lemon peel

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66. Asking a bartender “what beers are on tap?”
when the tap handles are right in front of you, is just like saying “I’m an idiot.”

67. Never ask a bartender “What’s good tonight?”
They do not fly Scotch in “fresh from the coast” every morning.

68. If there is a line for drinks at the bar,
get your damn drink and step the hell away.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family,
your father, your mother, your brothers and sisters.
Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you’re really drunk…. mother.

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Poolside Tiki Bar in Las Vegas!

71. It’s acceptable, traditional, in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking.
You will mysteriously reappear, and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night.
Remember, you’re hammered, and they’re sober.
It’s like a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist.
99.9% of the time you’re wrong and, either way, you’re going to come off as a jackass.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you…..
you do not deserve a drink.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly,
wine makes you dramatic, and tequila makes you felonious.

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“Jose Cuervo, you are no friend of mine.”

76. The greatest thing a drunk can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.

77. NEVER preface a conversation with your bartender
with “I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . .”

78. When you’re in a bar and drunk,
your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying.

79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months.
To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.

80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his/her hands has the right of way.

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Smuggler’s Cove Tiki Bar in San Francisco, California

81. If you’re going to drink on the job, DRINK VODKA.
It’s the no-tell liquor.

82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon.
Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.

83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.

84. An engraved flask is one of the best gifts you can ever give.
And make sure there’s something in it.

85. On the intimacy scale,
sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.

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The Bar at Osteria Mozza in Hollywood, California

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Please enjoy a tasty beverage.

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Last Call! Closing Time!
Bonus! #87 – “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.” 

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PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
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The Chimneysweep in Sherman Oaks, California




CV! Part 184 – Hot Days in the Valley! (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)

CV! Part 184 – Hot Days in the Valley! (Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs)
EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
“Wait until that deal come ’round
Don’t you let that deal go down, no, no”

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Have a nice day.
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

Monday, July 19, 2021 – It’s the 200th day of the year!

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On this day in AD 64, The Great Fire of Rome begins
and it rages on for six days, and destroys half of the city.

On this day in 1943, during World War II,
Rome was bombed by 500 Allied Aircraft.

Today is the 87th Anniversary of The Original Farmer’s Market in Los Angeles.
Located at Fairfax and 3rd in Hollywood/West Hollywood.

1:20am: We finally got hungry enough to make some food at 1:00am.
On The Menu: BBQ steak (rib-eye) & jack cheese w/sautéed onions
on a toasted sesame bagel with a dill pickle
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2:15am: So, we’ve been bouncing back and forth between TV and the interweb.
Podcasts, YouTube, “Dune”, documentaries, news, “Two and a Half Men”, etc.
And we binge-watched the first season of “The Mandalorian” on Thursday.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

8:15am: We woke up around 6:30am. We took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And now we’re awake and in the Home Office. Fuckin’ Monday morning.
Read our previous Blog Post “A Case of the Mondays?”

9:10am: We took the dogs outside again.
We drank another iced espresso.
We ate a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese.

12:20pm: We took the dogs outside. We scooped the poop. We got the mail.
We put more water in the swimming pool…. but there might be a leak.
That’s a big problem if the pool is leaking! And it’s also really HOT outside.
!HACE MUCHO CALOR!
The housekeeper is here cleaning. The dogs are in the bedroom.
And we have local errands to run that we should have finished an hour ago.
Fuckin’ Monday.

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3:40pm: Well, after spending a HOT time outside, we got a case of the “fuckits”.
And we said “FUCK IT” and then we got undressed and took a nap.
No errands today. The housekeeper finished and left. We slept for a little bit.
We woke up and took the dogs outside. Now chillin’ again in the Home Office.
And we’ll do those errands tomorrow. Maybe.

There’s a brush fire burning in Flores Canyon in Topanga near Malibu….
(and at 6:30pm it’s pretty much contained)

There was a pursuit! First he’s going to rob someone with a machete,
then he’s going run from the police, hit a couple spike strips, still try to get away,
and then smoke a cigarette while the LAPD waits to arrest him.
Surrender when you feel like it. Suspect in custody.
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6:30pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up. We prepped their supper.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
It’s still really HOT out. We drank another iced espresso.

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We thought it was chicken, but it was beef? and mushrooms. BLEH.
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10:30pm: Fleas! And now we have fleas. The little girl just got a flea bath.
She went on vacation and came back with fleas….  we don’t have words.
Can’t deal with biting insects. And can’t deal with the other dogs right now.

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Today is National Daiquiri Day! 


NUCLEAR DAIQUIRI (recipe by Gregor de Gruyther)
1 oz Light overproof rum, Jamaican [Rum-Bar White Overproof]
3/4 oz Green Chartreuse
1/4 oz Falernum [Maggie’s Farm]
1 oz Lime juice

Shake with ice.
Strain into a chilled glass.
Garnish with lime wedge.


The real Duke’s Mai Tai recipe: (added here for Mai Tai Monday)
1/2 ounce orgeat syrup
1/2 ounce orange curacao
1/2 ounce gold rum
3 ounces fresh PPOG (pineapple, passion orange, guava) juice
1 1/4 ounce dark rum
Garnish with a pineapple, lime and parasol


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More daiquiri recipes available. And more cocktail recipes available. 


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The TOKYO 2020 2021 OLYMPICS begin this week.
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More athletes have tested positive for COVID-19 in Japan.
(71 cases among athletes, staff, and support personnel)
The Olympics will go forward despite the CoronaVirus Delta Variant
and rising case numbers in Japan and worldwide.
(1071 New Cases in Tokyo yesterday = case numbers are rising!)

NOTE: The TSA screened 2.2Million passengers yesterday (Sunday).


Tuesday, July 20, 2021 – Happy Birthday Bob!
Happy birthday Carlos Santana! Oye Como Va!”

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On this day in 1969, Humans walked on The Moon. (maybe)
Neil Armstrong: “That’s one step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” 

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We ate that crappy meat pie for dinner.
And then we got hungry after midnight for some good food.
So, we banged out some real dinner at 1:00am.

On the Menu: Steak soft taco with salsa verde
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We woke up early. The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
And the dogs have fleas. We watched the launch on TV this morning.

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6:35am: Blue Origin “First Human Flight” (civilian space flight)
Amazon Billionaire Jeff Bezos and 3 other humans went for a ride.
A REALLY EXPENSIVE RIDE. 66 miles high, under 11 minutes.
What was the purpose? Why? And seriously, they didn’t go to space.
They went to an imagined distance that we call “space”. And they didn’t die.
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And Sir Richard Branson with “Virgin Galactic” shot his wad last week.

NOTE: When Bezos did land, the crowd around the ‘capsule’ was incredibly white.
White guys wearing cowboy hats and popping bottles of champagne in the dirt,
the only people of color we saw were the media people covering the event.

“Jeff Bezos’ recreational space trip cost $2,540,000 per minute,
and we’re still arguing about whether the billionaires need to be taxed.”
– Robert Reich

WEARAFUCKINGMASK! And wear it all the time.
The “rules” for mask wearing are ridiculous! On here, off there….
Indoors. Outdoors? WHO IS SAFE? Where are you safe?
99.5% of current COVID-19 DEATHS are unvaccinated people.
Too many people are still not fully vaccinated.
The Delta Variant is spreading rapidly. Now over 80% of cases.

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7:30am: We are in a weird space this morning.
8:00am: We just washed the other little girl. She got a nice flea bath.
And we are also doing a load of laundry with all the cage bedding.

8:40am: Watched the Jeff and Mark Bezos interview with Anderson Cooper earlier.
Now watching the exact same interview with Michael Strahan EXACTLY THE SAME!
SAME QUESTIONS. SAME ANSWERS. 
Total Circle Jerk.

9:30am: We took the dogs outside. And now they’re all in the Home Office.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

4:15pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We played with them and had them in the Home Office. They’re all good today.
It’s HOT. We wasted another day. How is it after 4:00pm already?
We made/ate some lunch.

On The Menu: Chicken and cheese street tacos on corn tortillas
with salsa verde and guacamole and an iced espresso to drink.
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7:50pm: Okay, here’s the Tuesday update.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We surfed the interweb and fell asleep for a little bit.
JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ. We woke up around 11:00pm.
We made and ate dinner after midnight….sometime around 1:00am.
On The Menu: Bone-in rib-eye steak with sauteed onions, steamed broccoli,
and shoestring potatoes, with cran-raspberry-orange juice
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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ.


Wednesday, July 21, 2021

5:30am: We fell asleep for a little bit and woke up around 4:30am.
We started binge-watching “The Mandalorian” season 2.
6:45am: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.

7:35am: We made an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

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JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

10:20am: We went back to bed. We woke up.
And there’s a pursuit on right now!
Burglary suspect driving a BMW around Upland, California.
He parked and bailed into a backyard under some trees.
Now he’s surrounded and hiding…. We made an iced espresso.
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11:20am: Well, everyone cut away from the yard to yard search.
So, we may or may not hear what happened. And that sucks.
When the media cuts away and then it’s over before it’s over.
The helicopters run out of gas, and there’s no backup to cover.
We are left wondering and fully unsatisfied without a conclusion.
So, now, on with our day. UPDATE: Suspect in custody.

Harvey Weinstein is back in Los Angeles to face more charges here.
RAPE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT. Harvey raped and got away with it for years.
He was already convicted in New York and will die in prison,
and his lawyers just pleaded “Not guilty” in Downtown LA…. SCUMBAG.

There’s MASSIVE FLOODING in Germany and in China! Climate change is real.
Wildfires are burning throughout the western United States.
Northern California and Oregon are ON FIRE again.
DROUGHT and BURN CONDITIONS are the worst they’ve ever been.

JoshWillTravel: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

3:15pm: We took a nap. We woke up and took a nap. We ate half a dill pickle.
And the gardener came. (leaf blower) We woke up. We made an iced espresso.

ANOTHER PURSUIT!
Chattering like hens, speculating, talking shit about stuff they don’t know about,
totally irresponsible journalism! JUST REPORT THE FACTS AND DON’T GUESS!

Got off the 110 in Pasadena, the Pasadena PD tried a PIT Maneuver and popped the rear tire.
The guy tried to get away, got back on the freeway, tire gave out, slow speed pursuit, and then the gut hit two freeway signs and then a highway divider. Stopped. Trapped. And he quickly surrendered. Suspect in custody.
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4:30pm: “You are the father.” Maury never gets old…. really?
Switch to the local news. It’s HOT. And it might rain on Monday.

5:20pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed.
We took a nice hot shower. We had a pizza delivered.
We did a load of laundry. We did a little organizing.

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On The Menu: BBQ chicken pizza from CPK
and some frozen chocolate custard for dessert later.
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Thursday, July 22, 2021
Remembering Alex Trebek RIP on his birthday!
May his memory be a blessing!

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On this day in 1934,
the FBI killed bank robber John Dillinger (June 22, 1903 – July 22, 1934)
outside the Biograph Theater in Chicago, Illinois.

NATIONAL MANGO DAY!

NATIONAL REFRESHMENT DAY

NATIONAL PENUCHE FUDGE DAY (maple flavor nut-filled fudge)
Brown sugar fudge candy.
The Italian word is panucci, pronounced pe-new-chee
Made with brown sugar, butter, vanilla, and milk (and pecans or other nuts)

NATIONAL HAMMOCK DAY

NATIONAL RAT CATCHER’S DAY – “Don’t forget to pay the piper!”
National Rat Catcher’s Day commemorates the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
It’s also an opportunity to thank your pest control professionals (exterminators).

8:25am: We are awake. Hello Thursday morning. How is it Thursday?
We got woken up by the trash truck out front and the little dog in the bed.
We took the dog outside. We went into the kitchen. We took the dog outside.
We made and drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

11:30am: We drank an iced espresso. The housekeeper is here.
The dogs are in the Home Office with us and they are napping now.
It looks like a dog bomb went off up in here. “The Dog Days of Summer”

7:40pm: Recapping Thursday afternoon and evening now.
We meant to do the errands we didn’t do on Monday, then Tuesday….
but we got a case of the “fuckits” and didn’t do anything again today.
We joined the club for a late lunch. Then we fell asleep around 5:30pm.
We just woke up and made an iced espresso.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs are chillin’.
On The Menu: Club sandwich with sweet potato fries and frilly toothpicks:
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Thursday’s sunset.
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10:30pm: Recapping Thursday night, so far….
We waited and then tried to order Thai food…. closed.
Tried to order Chinese food…. closed. So, we ordered a pizza and a salad.

On The Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball and an antipasto salad
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in Summer of 2021!

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NOTE: SIX MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 

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THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

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THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN PRISON ALREADY!
WHEN WILL THERE BE ONE ARREST?

“That’s all.”




CV! Part 182 – “The Mandalorian” (Wednesday-Thursday)

CV! Part 182 – “The Mandalorian”  (Wednesday-Thursday)

“If you never do, you’ll never know.”
– wisdom from a Taco Bell hot sauce packet

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Wednesday, July 14, 2021 – It’s Bastille Day!

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Vive La France! – French Flag

1:10pm: We fell asleep and woke up at Midnight. We took the dog outside.
And now we’re awake again.

NOTE: If there is a Mike Lindell MyPillow commercial on during a show….
we will CHANGE THE CHANNEL. We are done watching your program.

One thousand dollars?
And one hundred for Brandt too?
Savin’ my money
(Lebowski haiku)
HAPPY HUMPDAY! (What hump?)
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8:50am:
We woke up and took the dog outside.
We went into the kitchen to feed the dog.
And now we are SO FUCKING MAD AGAIN. WTF?
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We’re up for 10 MINUTES! We told you we didn’t sleep.
That’s your cue. Distract the dog. Pick a fight. Bang the dishes.
TIME OUT. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

We made and drank a double espresso and ate a piece of poundcake.
And now we are fuckin’ done with Wednesday before 9:00am.

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9:40am: We aren’t going back to bed right now….but we should.

Was amused this morning and played a little game.
The multi numeric-alphabetical title is a Disney Recipe.
Which Country Was Reading Which Blog Post?
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2:55pm: We did go back to bed and we took a nap with the dog.
We needed to sleep. And then we woke up. Still Wednesday.
We took the dogs outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside again. The gardener is here. It’s HOT.
We drank another cup of espresso and made/ate some lunch.

The Hawk (there’s a pair) in the tree has been screeching and squawking a lot.
So, today we got lucky and got a pic of it “diving for lunch”
Perched in the tree, and then in flight with our cheapo cell phone.

Lunchtime!
On The Menu:
a chicken and cheese sandwich on toasted French bread,
dill pickle, celery, cherries, and watermelon
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6:45pm: There was a very short pursuit in Commerce earlier,
it was over before we tuned in, and now there’s a suspect in custody.
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8:25pm: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside. We drank an iced espresso.

It’s 7-14-21 today. And that is very cool numerically.
It’s a ONCE IN A LIFETIME kinda day. Celebrate it.

On The Menu: Chicken flautas with guacamole-sour cream-salsa verde dip
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And some fudge (chocolate with San Juan sea salt caramel)
***Here comes the fudge. Here comes the fudge.***
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We took the dogs outside. And now they’re sleeping in the Home Office.


Thursday, July 15, 2021

“You will be happy to find some quiet moments
to enjoy some peace and quiet to relax”

2:30am: We decided it was time to finally watch “The Mandolorian” on Disney+.
NOTE: We watched episode 1 twice and then fell asleep with the dogs.

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The Mandalorian and The Child

7:20am: We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We set up their breakfast. We got the newspapers.
And The Hawk was screeching from the top of a telephone pole out front.
We made an iced espresso and ate a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. – “This is the way.”
We watched episode 2 and 3 of “The Mandalorian” and drank the iced espresso.

9:00am: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We took the dogs outside again.
9:40am: Okay, we wasted enough of the morning…..
10:10am: We took the dogs outside. We made another iced espresso.
The housekeeper is here to clean up after the family party and long week.
So, we are back to chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs again.

11:20: tick tock, tick tock

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3:05pm: We took a nap with the dogs and missed a pursuit!
There was a pursuit that ended on the side of the 138 out in the boonies.
Suspect in custody after trailing that bumper for miles.
We waited for the housekeeper to go.
And we watched episode 4 of “The Mandolorian”.
We took one dog outside and then we gave him lots of love.
Big Dog is still sleeping and we are chillin’ once again in the Home Office.
But we are hungry now, and it’s time to eat some food,
and also maybe run an errand or two.

3:35pm: We just made an iced espresso to drink,
and we put some chicken flautas in the oven to cook for lunch.

On The Menu: Chicken flautas with salsa verde
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9:00pm: Recapping Thursday.
And we took a nap with the dogs.
And we woke up and went back to bed.
And we took another nap…. and woke up after 8:30pm!
We took the dogs outside and fed the dogs. Late supper.
And we took the dog outside again.
Now we’re back in the Home Office. The dogs are sleeping again.

11:45pm: We watched more episodes (5,6, and 7) of “The Mandalorian”. 
And we made some dinner. We don’t want to waste food.
And there was a lot of food leftover from the dinner party.
Besides the Cornish game hens, there was chicken taco meat,
and there’s still a whole Costco rotisserie chicken in the fridge.

On The Menu: Chicken taco with salsa verde
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And this happened today:

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The return of the MASK. – WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK again!
Masks will be required indoors again in the County of Los Angeles
beginning. Saturday night at midnight (and why not immediately?)
Los Angeles County cannot protect the public.
They have fucked it up repeatedly.

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COVID-19 (the Delta Variant) is spreading
and case numbers are rising in all 50 states.

Olympic athletes arriving in Tokyo may have issues.
Another one tested positive.

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GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!
*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 

You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

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COVID-19 is still the leading cause of death in the United States.
607000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of today.
63970+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
(why did the number of deaths go down? was there a correction or WTF?)
53150+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)

WARNING! The Delta Variant is spreading!
It was previously known as the “Indian variant”
First detected in India last October and now spreading in more than 40 countries!


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The day is January 6, 2021 …
Cheerful Trump Tourists visit the US Capitol.

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CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

CV! Part 181 – It’s 7-11 Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday)

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Saturday, July 10, 2021 – It’s 710 Happy Dab Day!
PUFFPUFFPUFFPUFFCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!
NOTE:
We don’t dab. No we don’t. It’s bad for you.

“710, or 7/10, is widely considered to be a holiday for consuming cannabis oil products, including dabs and concentrates. If you turn 710 upside down it spells OIL, a word that’s used to describe cannabis products that are highly potent (hash oil, shatter, wax, resin, etc.) 710 day occurs annually on July 10th, or 7/10”

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1:11am: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! Morning!

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2:40pm: Good Afternoon!
We were up all night and went to bed around 6:00am.
We slept for an hour and woke up and took the dog outside.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers.
We went back to bed. We woke up and went back to bed.
Then we woke up and started our day around noon.
We drank an iced espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We took the dogs outside. It’s a beautiful day today. It’s HOT again.
And now the dogs are sleeping all over the Home Office.

On The Menu: Lunchtime! 2 Hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, cherries, and a nectarine
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7:00pm: Good Evening Everybody! “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!”
We made some food. We watched TV and surfed the internet.
We took a nap. We played with the dogs. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. “Live from the Home Office, it’s Saturday Night!”

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10:50pm: We drank a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice.
We attempted to clean the Home Office a little…. yeah, nice try.
“The journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step.”
TIME TO GET ORGANIZED! GOTTA DEAL WITH ALL THE STUFF!
(read our previous Blog Posts about Storage and Stuff for more info)

11:50pm: We ate a little ice cream and then a frozen banana with chocolate sauce.
That’s our dinner. And we took the Big Dog outside. And now he’s chillin’ here.

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Sunday, July 11, 2021 – It’s 7-11 Day!

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The chain was founded in 1927 as an ice house storefront in Dallas.
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The name was changed in 1946 to “7-Eleven” because of their new
extended hours: 7:00am – 11:00pm, seven days a week.

12:35am: And now it’s after midnight. It’s Sunday morning. It’s 7-11-21.

5:36am: We watched “The Tomorrow War” on Prime this morning. Twice.
CGI and computer graphics have come a long way. It was pretty f*ckin’ cool.

7:00am: The dogs started barking before 6:00am. So we didn’t sleep.

11:55am: We took the dogs outside. The dogs got fed. We went back to bed.
We woke up and went back to bed. We slept. We woke up and made BRUNCH.

On The Menu: 2 Hotdogs with mustard, cheese and chopped onion, dill pickle,
1/2 an avocado, potato chips, and an iced espresso to drink
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12:45pm: After brunch and noon now.

3:35pm: We took a short nap. We took the dogs outside. It’s HOT.
We’re chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office.

On The Menu: BBQ Chicken and bacon chopped salad
with avocado and ranch dressing for dinner.
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Sunday night recap. Nothing happened.
We surfed the interweb and watched TV. Listened to podcasts.
And then we fell asleep early.


Monday, July 12, 2021

Twenty, Twenty-One
Another day in the life
The twelfth of July

12:10am: We fell asleep and just woke up a little before midnight.
Happy Monday.

3:45am: We just drank an iced espresso.

10:55am: We went to bed around 6:00am. And we slept a little.

EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING ACROSS THE WESTERN UNITED STATES!
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4:40pm: We made an iced espresso at noon. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And then we took a nap with the dogs.
We woke up and now we are SO FUCKING MAD. WTF?
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And we got some food to eat finally. We feel better now.

On The Menu: chicken breast, toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese,
dill pickle, strawberries, and poundcake with an iced espresso to drink

6:25pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We took the dog outside.

11:00pm: We fell asleep. We woke up. We made and ate some food.
On The Menu: Chicken taco with salsa verde and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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Tuesday, July 13, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!

Happy birthday Woody Guthrie!
Happy birthday Cheech Marin!

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On this day in 1985, the LIVE AID concerts were held in Philadelphia and London
to raise money to “Feed The World” and provide starvation relief in Ethiopia.
We were on the beach at the Grateful Dead concert in Ventura.

3:05am: We ate some Grater’s Ice Cream at 3AM!
(Chocolate Chip and Double Chocolate Chip)

8:40am: And we’re awake again. We slept a little. There were dogs barking.
We woke up and didn’t really get back to sleep. And now we’re awake.

9:25am: We made a double iced espresso.
And it’s raining outside! Well, drizzling or sprinkling.
WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! And some of it is reaching the ground.

10:50am: Well, it stopped “raining” but it’s still gray out.
Reminds us of a Marin County Summer morning, the color, the temp, the humidity.
We took the dog outside. We played with the dog. We’re chillin’ on Tuesday.

12:30pm: We took a short unplanned nap with the dog…. and now we’re up again.
We took the dog outside. And we took the dog outside again.

The Emmy Nominations were announced today in Hollywood.
We know someone nominated. He was on KTLA with Sam Rubin this morning.

Disneyland’s “Jungle Cruise” got a remodel during the pandemic closure.
All the controversial scenes (with the African natives) have been changed.
The classic Adventureland theme park ride re-opens this week.

2:15pm: We made an iced espresso
and we ate a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese

3:05pm: Published a new Blog Post! “Vintage Disney Storage Finds #10 – Mugs!”peewee promo
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4:30pm: We took a shower.

6:00pm: We have company! Real live people in the house today.
Family visiting from a FOREIGN COUNTRY! Unmasked and personal!
Hugs, handshakes, hor d’oeuvres…. and we’re going to have dinner.
A LITTLE TOO WEIRD. They are tested and vaccinated, but it’s weird.
Our step-sister and her husband and children are here.
They are from the Czech Republic.
And they’re driving to San Francisco tomorrow. Not what we would do….
We advised them to take the 101 north, and not Interstate 5, or Highway 1,
because of the Central Valley heat, the scenery and nice places to stop on US 101,
and the truck traffic on the 5 freeway and tourist traffic on Highway 1.

US 101 will take you through the city of San Francisco and across
the Golden Gate Bridge, through Marin County, and all the way to Oregon.
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California Interstate 5 to 580 and across the Bay Bridge into San Francisco.
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NOTE: The tolls are on the 580 going west into the city at the Bay Bridge.
There is NO TOLL on the Golden Gate Bridge going north, leaving the city.

7:50pm: First Family Dinner in 16 months.
On The Menu: Cornish game hen, stuffing, corn on the cob, salad,
and watermelon, with cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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8:20pm: Well my step-sister’s son is 12 and he can shred on the guitar.
Kid is jammin’ tunes on an acoustic Gibson, but he says he plays electric.
We bought him a new Ibanez electric guitar with all the bells and whistles.
He says he plays by ear when we recommend a YouTube site: JDarks
with guitar tabs and instruction.
Would love to have him do “reaction vids” as he discovers new music!

9:25pm: We sat him down and showed him a couple “old school” YouTube vids.
Then they served the ice cream and we were done with the music lesson.
And so we enjoyed some ice cream for dessert too.
We gave them some travel tips for their trip to San Francisco.
And they just left the house. It was fun to see them and sort of play uncle….
(we like kids when we can give them back) and it’s been three years.

“San Francisco’s Cable Cars Will Be Free to Ride When They Come Back in August”
So they won’t be riding the cable cars this week. They were closed for the pandemic.
But they announced the return of the Cable Cars today, and they’ll be FREE for a month.

California’s Governor Gavin Newsom, who is now being recalled,
announced all kinds of good stuff today: Rent subsidies. Grants for small business.
All kinds of other money for people. Hallelujah!

10:29pm: And all is quiet now. Everyone is gone and the dogs are napping.

BREAKING NEWS: 17 MILLION GALLONS OF UNTREATED SEWAGE
WAS RELEASED INTO THE OCEAN ONE MILE OFF OF EL SEGUNDO
ON SUNDAY NIGHT! THE LOS ANGELES BEACHES ARE TOTALLY POLLUTED!
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Well, at least they’re cleaning up the Homeless Encampments on Venice Beach.
Could take a couple months, and the Homeless problem isn’t going away.
They’re going to make Mayor Garcetti the new Ambassador to India….
(Okay, we just can’t do Garcetti this morning – HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!)

WARNING! COVID-19 (Delta Variant) CASES ARE INCREASING AGAIN!
IT’S THE 4th CONSECUTIVE DAY OF MORE THAN 1000 NEW COVID-19 CASES
IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY!
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PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WON! And TRUMP LOST! 

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NOTE: SIX MONTHS AGO, TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS
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