CV! Part 151 (Wednesday-Thursday-Friday)

Posted on Monday 19 April 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 151 (Wednesday-Thursday-Friday)

200000 HITS! – Read our previous Blog Post!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Remembering Don Ho and Burl Ives today – may their memory be a blessing!

It’s NATIONAL GARDENING DAY!
Roses are red and white and blooming!

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NATIONAL PAN AMERICAN DAY – first observed in 1930, today commemorates the First International Conference of American States (concluded on April 14, 1890) that established the International Union of American Republics, which became the Pan American Union, and led to the establishment of the Organization of American States (OAS) in 1948. They are still located in Washington DC.
It’s also NATIONAL PAN-AMERICAN WEEK.
Read our previous Blog Post about Simon Bolivar!

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NATIONAL DOLPHIN DAY!
“No aquarium, no tank in a marine land, however spacious it may be, can begin to duplicate the conditions of the sea. And no dolphin who inhabits one of those aquariums or one of those marine lands can be considered normal.” – Jacques Cousteau

I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin’s back,
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song;
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
To hear the sea-maid’s music.
– William Shakespeare, from “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”

“There’s no question dolphins are smarter than humans as they play more.”
– Albert Einstein

5:22am: We woke up and went back to sleep. And then we woke up around 4:00am.
We set up this Blog Post. We took the dog outside. We made a cup of espresso.
DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER. DRINK COFFEE. DRINK ESPRESSO.

9:36am: Good morning. We woke up again, took the dog outside again, and went back to bed again. Then we woke up, and we took the dog outside. The dog got fed breakfast. And we took the dog outside again. We got the newspapers. We drank another espresso and ate a toasted croissant (plain). And then we updated this Blog Post.

NATIONAL EX-SPOUSE DAY – Big thanks to my ex-wife! THANK YOU!
D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Thank you for not being married to us! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Time heals all wounds, and allows you to see the errors you have made in the past.
“Learn from your mistakes.” – SO TRUE! And then don’t make the same mistakes again.

11:15am: Well it was a beautiful day outside and then there were gray clouds in the sky.
We took the dog outside again. It was cold out and looking like it was going to rain….
And now it’s sunny outside again. Hate it when its like this, pick one kind of weather please.
We took the dog outside again and then we just put him down for a nap.

NATIONAL PECAN DAY – a member of the hickory family, the pecan tree is native to the central and southern US. The name Pecan is Native American (Algonquian), and means “requiring a stone to crack”

NATIONAL REACH AS HIGH AS YOU CAN DAY! (or is it get as high as you can day?)
Big Steve Parish joined the Grateful Dead as a roadie in 1969:

Convicted criminal Bernie Madoff has died in prison. BURN IN HELL BERNIE.

LAUSD is re-opening for in-person school. Little kids returned yesterday.
Los Angeles 2nd and 3rd graders went back today.
Orange County school children began going back to school on Monday as well.
Lots of restrictions, and safety protocols that won’t prevent an outbreak…..

Las Vegas has announced they will return to 100% capacity on June 1st.
They have already removed and/or ignored most restrictions anyways…..

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Thursday, April 15, 2021 – NO TAXES TODAY!
Happy Birthday Leonardo Da Vinci!

Titanic Remembrance Day (you’ve seen the movie, right?)
On this day in 1912, the British passenger liner RMS Titanic, operated by the White Star Line, sank in the North Atlantic Ocean after striking an iceberg, and more than 1500 people died.
Rest In Peace. May their memory be a blessing.

Jackie Robinson Day! – Since way back in 2004, Major League Baseball has celebrated the life of #42 Jackie Robinson and the anniversary of the breaking of baseball’s color line in 1947.

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1:45am: Recapping Wednesday, on Thursday Morning:
We ate a dill pickle, a toasted bagel with cream cheese, a small microwave burrito, and some red licorice today. And we drank a lot of espresso, hot and iced. Nothing happened.
We were outside with the dog often. It decided to be a sunny day after noon.
The gardener came. It was National Gardening Day, so we did a little work outside too.
We fed the dog supper. We watched TV, surfed the interweb, and worked on this Blog Post.
We fell asleep and woke up after midnight. So now it’s Thursday AM.
And we thought about “what’s for dinner?” and what to eat all day,
So now we are really hungry for some food after 1:45am.
We just took the dog outside and made a cup of espresso. Time for dinner or breakfast!

World Art Day! – an international celebration of the fine arts on Leonardo Da Vinci birthday.
The International Association of Art founded World Art Day on April 15, 2012,
The first official World Art Day celebration in the US was in Los Angeles in 2015

6:00am: We got woken up by a possum…. well, the possum set off the motion alarm, and we woke up sometime between 4:00 and 4:30am. And then we tried to go back to sleep. No luck.
We took the dog outside and then drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We never did eat, so we’re really really hungry, and we’re going to make some breakfast soon.

6:33am: We drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted croissant with a little butter.
Not really breakfast, but it will hold us over, until we get motivated to cook.

7:50am: Okay, we took the dog outside. We fed the dog breakfast.
We took the dog outside again. We got the newspapers. And the morning stuff is done.
And the little boy wants to play, so we are playing fetch with dog while we type this.
We actually do that a lot, or other things with the dog while we write.
And he was just in our lap and now it’s time for him to take an after-breakfast nap.

8:20am: Nope. We’re still playing….. he’s so happy.

8:55am: We went to the kitchen and banged out breakfast. It was really good.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over easy, bacon, and twice cooked potatoes

10:05am: So, we started binge-watching “Undercover Billionaire” on HULU this morning.
Here’s the story so far: Billionaire is undercover in Erie, PA, trying to start a Million Dollar Business. Glenn started with $100.00 and sleeping in his car. He raised money by salvaging tires, then flipping used cars, and now he’s trying to flip a house to get money to open a Beer and BBQ Restaurant. Pretty cool so far. Not sure how much is set up yet, but it’s fun to watch.
It’s also a “school of business” in real-world terms and practice. Oh yeah, Glenn is actually billionaire Glenn Stearns from Bear-Sterans. The only downside is the fucking ads.
Four episodes in and the commercials are just making the later episodes unwatchable….
so we might be done now. HULU just loads the programs up with SH*T ADS for stuff
WE WILL NEVER BUY and it just ruins the viewing experience.
So we are writing and editing this Blog Post during the ads.
And NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH ADS DURING THEIR PROGRAMS!!!!
And we’re talking to you too YouTube. It’s a dead model. NO ADS. Figure it out.

We made a Meme: (from a fb ad today)

1:30pm: We got the mail. We took the dog outside again. And he’s napping now.
It’s a beautiful day today. Sunny and warm in the SFV. And we’re hungry again.
We just made and drank an iced espresso and ate a tiny dill pickle. Still hungry.

7:55pm: We ate a quesadilla with salsa around 4:00pm and then fell asleep.

We woke up and took the dog outside. We fed the dog supper and snacks.
We took the dog outside again. We played with the dog.
Now we’re back in the Home Office chillin’ on Thursday night.

9:35pm: We got dressed and ran an errand, it’s weird being out at night.
Not a lot of traffic. Not a lot of stuff still open at 9:00pm…. just weird.

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Friday, April 16, 2021
Happy Birthday Charlie Chaplin!
Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin (April 16, 1889 – December 25, 1977)

On this day in 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. wrote the “Letter from Birmingham Jail”.
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It’s National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day! (and that’s everyday now)

National Eggs Benedict Day! – poached eggs with Hollandaise sauce and Canadian bacon on English muffin halves created for and named after Delmonico’s restaurant regulars Mr. and Mrs. LeGrand Benedict in the 1860s.

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Eggs Benedict & Hash Browns

Eggs à la Benedick (original recipe)
Cut some muffins in halves crosswise, toast them without allowing to brown, then place a round of cooked ham an eighth of an inch thick and of the same diameter as the muffins on each half. Heat in a moderate oven and put a poached egg on each toast. Cover the whole with Hollandaise sauce (No. 501). – created by Chef Charles Ranhofer at Delmonico’s

National Orchid Day
National Bean Counter Day
National Healthcare Decisions Day
National Clean Out You Medicine Cabinet Day
World Voice Day – Sing this year’s theme! “One World Many Voices”

5:25am: We fell asleep and slept.
We took the dog out after midnight and then put him to bed.
Then we put a frozen pizza in the toaster-oven and fell asleep too.
We woke up, went into the kitchen, reheated the pizza, ate the pizza,
and then we finished and posted our previous Blog Post – 200000 HITS!

6:35am: Breaking News! More gun violence in Indiana.
Another Mass Shooting! Lone Gunman kills eight people
and himself at Indianapolis Fedex facility before dawn.
And fans return to the Staples Center and Honda Center for hockey tonight!
LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks get more time than another mass shooting today.
Even “Beer Pong Ball” video got more time on KTLA than another mass shooting.

10:50am: We took the dog outside. We fed the dog breakfast.
We got the newspapers. We took the dog outside again.
We went back to bed and fell asleep until a little before 10:00am.
We took the dog outside, drank another espresso and ate a toasted croissant.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We got the mail and made another espresso.

Our Astrological Forecast for today (ripped from the inter web and Mecca Woods):
The Sun in Aries faces off with Pluto in Capricorn, the confusion of Neptune in Pisces,
and the Gemini moon and Saturn in Aquarius,.
“The best way to handle the energy of the day is by remaining flexible and open to different options.” and “You might be feeling restless and frustrated now as you’re being asked to slow down and take things in smaller bites. Doing things in increments is beneficial for your craft and your well-being.”

9:30pm: Recapping Friday Afternoon.

We cooked some chicken for the dogs. Then we made some lunch.
On The Menu: Two Steak Soft Tacos with grilled onions

We played with the dog. We drank an iced espresso.
We took the dog outside. We fed the dog. We took the dog outside.
Watched TV, surfed the interweb, watched YouTube vids, took a nap…
Choreboy showed up this afternoon. Watered the little backyard.
Did some household stuff. Just a little “Spring Cleaning.”
Vacuumed and cleaned up the entire Home Office, which really needed it.

And we just ordered a pizza delivery., and it came really fast again.
We’re a good customer. And a good tipper. Thank you very much.
On The Menu: Extra-large sausage and meatball pizza. Good Shabbos!

Sorry Vegans (and vegetarians, and veterinarians):

What do you want for nothin’? Rubber Chicken?

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Breaking News: Lifetime Founding Member of the Oath Keepers, Jon Schaffer, 53, of Columbus, Indiana, pleads GUILTY to multiple felonies including Breaching the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, to Obstruct Congress and the Certification of the Electoral College results.

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Easter, March Madness, Spring Break. FOURTH WAVE.

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On Tuesday April 13, 2021 we passed 200000 HITS!

Zombie?
(we ripped this 1970’s “South Seas” cocktail recipe – there were no directions,
so shake or stir, with or without ice, choose your glass, it’s up to you!)

1 oz orange juice

1 oz unsweetened pineapple juice

½ oz fresh lemon juice

½ oz red vermouth

½ oz orange curaçao

½ oz light rum

1 oz dark jamaican rum

1 oz 151-proof demerara rum (for float)

CV! Part 150! – THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 200000 HITS! And Our 8 Year Anniversary! And 1000 Blog Posts! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Posted on Friday 16 April 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 150! – THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits! THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
And it’s Our 8 Year Anniversary! And 1000 Blog Posts!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Thank you loyal readers! Thank you curious visitors!
Thank you to everyone who has visited us since we began this Blog in February 2013!
200000 is another number. But really we are surprised to still be here and at this place.

200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Hits on this Blog!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
We don’t advertise. We don’t promote. We just publish our Blog Posts.
Obviously, people have found us here on the interweb over time.
200000 UNSOLICITED HITS!
And really we don’t even know how this number is actually calculated.

WOW! THANK YOU LOYAL READERS! And thank you FAMILY!
We couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you! Thank you!

FIREWORKS!

TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND HITS!
HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND HITS!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

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And it’s also our 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
EIGHT YEARS! EIGHT! EIGHT YEARS MAN! (that’s a long time)

We started this Blog in February of 2013. And we are still at it in 2021.

NOTE: We started this Blog Post in February 2013, and set it up at around 190000 Hits.
It sat for a month, while we gathered the final 10000 or so views to reach 200000.
And now it’s April, and we are finally there! WOO-HOO. Leave your comments below.

And now we are at 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits!
Eight years! 1000 Blog Posts! (or thereabouts)
A sh*tload of time and effort and imagination.
THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
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NOTE: This is the pre-announced celebratory “200000 HITS” Blog Post!

FIREWORKS! Hollywood Bowl

And we also reached 1000 Blog Posts too this month!

This is also our 150th CoronaVirus Diary Blog Post.
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
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We started chronicling our self-isolation and quarantine during the pandemic,
over a year ago in February and March of 2020.
We also got very political over the last two years. And we are not sorry at all.
DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in April of 2021!

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We think we’re finished now.
Be thankful. Be grateful. And we are very grateful.
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CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

Posted on Wednesday 31 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 143 – PASSOVER 2021! (Sunday-Mon-Tues)

Sunday, March 28, 2021 – Happy Passover!
Happy Holi! Happy Palm Sunday.
Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!
National Black Forest Cake Day!

Happy Holi! The ancient Hindu festival of Holi, is known as the “Festival of Love”, the “Festival of Colors”, and the “Festival of Spring”. The holiday celebrates the arrival of spring, the end of winter, the blossoming of love, and a good a spring harvest. Holi also celebrates the triumph of good over evil, symbolizes by the end of winter.

On this day in 1979, there was a major accident at Pennsylvania’s Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. Reactor number 2 overheated, suffered a partial meltdown, and then a radiation leak.

Today, the TMI-2 reactor is permanently shut down and 99% of its fuel has been removed. The reactor coolant system is fully drained and the radioactive water decontaminated and evaporated. The accident’s radioactive waste was shipped off site to an appropriate disposal area, and the reactor fuel and core debris was shipped to the Department of Energy’s Idaho National Laboratory. In 2001, FirstEnergy acquired TMI-2 from GPU. FirstEnergy has contracted the monitoring of TMI-2 to Exelon, the current owner and operator of TMI-1. The companies plan to keep the TMI-2 facility in long term, monitored storage until the TMI-1 plant ceases operations, at which time both plants will be decommissioned. – http://www.nrc.gov

On this day in 1986, “We Are The World” was played at the same time on radio stations everywhere. It was written/recorded in 1985 to raise money for African famine victims and was remade/rereleased in 2010 for victims of the earthquake in Haiti. The song saw a comeback in March 2020 after the COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. USA for Africa!

We are the world, We are the children,
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making, We’re saving our own lives,
It’s true we’ll make a better day, just you and me”

4:30am: Just woke up. We took the dogs outside. We made a cup of espresso.
We also ate some strawberries and a chocolate macaroon.
There was a missed text message from earlier on our cell phone.
Terrible news. Our friend’s brother died. We don’t have any details.
But we are very sad now.

We watched two of Doug Stanhope’s comedy specials and then we
watched the Brody Stevens’ (RIP) comedy special on Amazon Prime last night.
We also went down the Youtube hole again and watched a bunch of vids.

Steven James Brody (May 22, 1970 – February 22, 2019) known as Steven Brody Stevens, was a genius stand-up comedian, the “Prince of Periscope” and an actor who suffered from mental illness and sadly killed himself. We miss his weird and angry comedy.

8:20am: We fell asleep again. We woke up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. We drank a cup of espresso.

“Face masks, hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes and other PPE
are now tax deductible medical expenses, the IRS announced.”

12:50pm: Well, it’s a beautiful day! Sunday! Sunday! Springtime!

And we are Choreboy again today! Doing laundry! Cleaned out the fridge.
Cleaned up the kitchen a little. Did some dishes and pots and pans.

We just heated up the last of the leftover pizza from the other night
and ate it for lunch with some fruit punch gatorade to drink.

10:00pm: Recapping Sunday!
Choreboy scooped a lot of poop, cleaned the yard, and did some more laundry.
We slept for awhile. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
And the dogs got fed supper and we took the dogs outside again.
We drank a cup of espresso and ate some leftover BBQ chicken pizza.
(we had to scrap the cilantro off, because we didn’t want it to go to waste)
We turned everything off and just enjoyed the silence for a couple hours.
We took the dogs outside again
and now we’re back chillin’ in the Home Office on Sunday night.
We also emptied the dishwasher and put away the dishes.
And we did another load of laundry.
Choreboy is not quite done, but he is done for now.

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Monday, March 29, 2021
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
National Vietnam War Veterans Day!

3:30am:
“The Wonderful World of Disney” double feature: (and childhood memories)
“The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes” with Kurt Russell and Joe Flynn
“Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier” with Fess Parker and Buddy Ebsen

8:35am: We slept a little with the dogs. We woke up and took them outside.
The dogs got fed their breakfast and went outside again.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

THE FOURTH WAVE IS HERE!
“THE SPRING BREAK SURGE” = COVID-19 Infection rates are rising again.
People are being careless. People aren’t wearing masks. People are STUPID.
We watched the Livestreams from Las Vegas this weekend,
and we’ve seen the news reports on Spring Break in Florida and Texas.
And more businesses are continuing to “RE-OPEN”: Theme parks (Disneyland and Magic Mountain will re-open next week) and sporting events, restaurants and movie theaters, schools (LAUSD announced they will re-open for in-person teaching in April) and religious institutions.

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States…..
549000+ REPORTED US CORONAVIRUS DEATHS AS OF TODAY!
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-NINE THOUSAND PLUS AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
58900+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
49500+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
Practice Social Distancing! Keep your “bubble” small! ·
Stay Home And Don’t Go To Work If You Are Sick!

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

STAY THE FUCK HOME! DO NOT SOCIALIZE! DO NOT GO TO PUBLIC PLACES!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
DO NOT PARTY WITH FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS! ZERO CONTACT!

BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE BRUTALITY!
STOP POLICE VIOLENCE! STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM!
STOP KILLING UNARMED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

George Perry Floyd RIP

The trial of Derek Chauvin, the ex-police officer,
charged in the murder of George Perry Floyd on May 25, 2020, began today.
Eight Minutes and Forty-Six Seconds. Nine Minutes and Twenty-Nine Seconds.
(RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!) It was Homicide.

10:20am: The housekeeper is here to clean now.
We drank another espresso. We took the dogs outside.
We ate 2 toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam.
We made an iced espresso. We have the dogs with us in the Home Office.
And it’s Monday morning again.

Do you have “A Case of the Mondays?” (read our previous Blog Post)

11:30am: We got the mail.

4:40pm: Watching/listening to Josh Daniel and 420Live with Jeff Kravitz
at the same time. MSNBC on TV with the sound off.
There’s a YouTube vid cued up for viewing too.
Celebrating Life Everyday! 420Live with guest Andrew DeAngelo.
We drank another iced espresso. We took the dogs outside a couple times.
The housekeeper finished about 2:00pm. The house is clean.
We slept a little while she was here….. and when we woke up, she was gone.
And we might be hungry.

The container ship EverGiven that was blocking the Suez Canal was freed today.
Cargo ships are sailing through it again, there’s a massive backup that needs to clear,
and there will be toilet paper (and other imported products) for April and May.

Recapping Monday at 2:00am on Tuesday morning.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We fell asleep. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
We took the dogs outside again. We ate some food.

On The Menu: Toasted bagel with cream cheese, two kinds of salami, pepper jack cheese, dill pickle, avocado, celery & carrot sticks, sour cream & onion potato chips, and strawberries

We fell asleep for an hour, woke up, and took the dogs outside again.
Now the dogs are sleeping in the Home Office.
And now it’s Tuesday. Maybe we had a case of the Mondays yesterday.

Tuesday, March 30, 2021
NATIONAL DOCTORS’ DAY! – has some extra-special meaning this year!
The first observance of Doctors Day was on March 30, 1933, in Winder, Georgia.
On this day in 1842, Ether was first used as an anesthetic for surgery and was administered by Crawford W. Long, M.D. A red carnation is worn as the symbol for National Doctors Day.

Some people shouldn’t be Doctors. Some people should be in prison.
The Trump stooges now admit they failed, and that they lied for Trump.
They sacrificed American Lives for politics over human life.
They violated the Hippocratic Oath. THEY DID HARM! PEOPLE DIED!
They should never practice medicine again. Take their licenses away!
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF US CITIZENS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF THEM!
550000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE UNITED STATES!
FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND PLUS DEAD AMERICANS AS OF TODAY!
59000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA!

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Stay Home! Stay Healthy!

Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.

Have a beverage.

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NATIONAL VIRTUAL VACATION DAY (and that’s everyday these days, right?)
STAY THE F*CK HOME! DO NOT TRAVEL!
A virtual vacation doesn’t require money, packing, traffic, or airplane flights.
Relax, recharge, and rejuvenate no matter where you are!

National Take A Walk In The Park Day

National Pencil Day – On this day in 1858, Hymen Lipman was granted the first patent for an attached eraser on the end of a pencil, and he was also the first person to use adhesive on an envelope flap

National Turkey Neck Soup Day (no thank you)

2:45am: We’re awake. We just made an iced espresso. We are so BORED.
Last night we watched the coyotes frolic on the neighbor’s lawn across the street.
We put on “Avengers, Age of Ultron”, but we’re going to stop it and start it over.
Just not now.

On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan, James Brady, and
two other people were shot and wounded by John Hinkley Jr. in Washington D.C.

7:50am: Good morning. Tuesday. Yeah, we’re up.
The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso. Tuesday.
Drink coffee. Drink water. DRINK COFFEE. DRINK WATER.

11:40am: We took the dogs outside again. We got the mail.
We have to go the bank and we should go to the market too.
But we don’t want to go out unless we absolutely have to…..
And the bank can wait and we have food to eat today and tomorrow,
so, we’ll stay home and stay safe and social distance and self-isolate.
It’s a beautiful day. The temp should reach 80 degrees in the SFV today.

Universal Studios Hollywood announced that they will re-open April 16.
Penn & Teller’s show will return to the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas on April 22.
Many shows (stage, lounge, and comedy) have already resumed in Las Vegas
(with reduced audience capacity and/or in a larger venue/space).

Carnival, MSC, Royal Caribbean, and Disney Cruise Line are now offering short Summer Cruises with June and July departure bookings out of Florida despite the “do not sail” order from the CDC. There will be mandatory COVID-19 “proof of vaccination” requirements.
DO NOT TRAVEL! – STAY HOME! STAY HEALTHY! – ZERO CONTACT! – NO CRUISING!

5:05pm: Well, we took a nap. We needed to sleep a little.
We didn’t go to the bank or the market, or do any errands today.
We watched some of the Derek Chauvin George Floyd Murder Trial.
We woke up and took the dogs outside. We made an iced espresso.
Almost time to feed the dogs their supper. Still a beautiful day outside.

11:20pm: The dogs went outside. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We cooked, we made dinner. We fell asleep for a little bit.
And we just updated this Blog Post.

On The Menu: Bone-in Ribeye steak with sautéed onions,
baked potato with melted pepper jack cheese and bacon, celery & carrot sticks.

BREAKING NEWS! GOP TRAITOR MATT GAETZ IS UNDER INVESTIGATION
BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE FOR SEX TRAFFICKING!
DID HE HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL?
DID HE PAY FOR HER TO TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES FOR SEX?
C’mon, really? Does Gaetz look like pedophile? Really?

STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

We now have an appointment date and time for our first vaccination!
We waited for our turn, and we’ve been scheduled, fingers crossed now.
Only 25% of Californians in the 50-64 age range have been vaccinated so far….

*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose!
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

Going to the end of the line?

“Therefore hell hath enlarged herself,
and opened her mouth without measure:
and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp,
and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.”
– Isaiah 5.14

CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

Posted on Thursday 25 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

Third Monday in March
And it’s a beautiful day
to Celebrate Life!

Collected Haikus from our first 35 CoronaVirus Blog Posts
NOTE: Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
March 11 – May 21, 2020 (71 Days): the first two and a half months of isolation
We went back today and read through the first two months of Quarantine.
You can too. It’s very scary to see how right we were about the lies and deaths.
We won’t say “we told you so”, because we don’t have to…..
WE TOLD YOU SO. (yeah, we said it)

Coronavirus:
Mother Nature is pissed
Wants to kill us all

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

“Safer at Home” Dude.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
This will not stand, man.

Monday, March 22, 2021 – the 81st day of the year
WORLD WATER DAY! Drink Water! (the first World Water Day was in 1993)
Happy birthday William Shatner!
Remembering Kenny Roger, who died one year ago today.

Social Distancing
Trapped in my peoplebox

I am so alone

Quarantine for days
Working that drug regimen
How long will this last?

It’s National and International Goof Off Day today!
Relax, enjoy and goof off. Do something fun and leave work for tomorrow.
Take a nap, read a book, smoke a doobie, watch a movie, play a game.
Why not spend the day in your pajamas and do nothing?
Goofing off = avoidance of work (so try not to look like you are working today)
F*CK RESPONSIBILITY!

A gold Ralphs Club card
My identification
And it’s all I got

5:20am: Monday again. We are not going to the market today.
7:55am: The dogs got fed and went outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank two cups of espresso and two glasses of water so far.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (World Water Day celebrates fresh water)

When the doctor asks
“Would you slide your shorts down please?”
And cut to this song!

John Fogerty performs “Looking Out My Backdoor” from home in March of 2020.

(from March 22, 2020)
Quarantine Day Eight
A Solitary Sunday
Woke up too early

9:10am: The tree contractor for the City of Los Angeles and Department of Water and Power is in our neighborhood to trim the trees around the power lines near the house this morning.
So the dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom until the work is finished so they don’t bark.
9:45am: The housekeeper is here today too. And the house is clean. So, why is she here?
We are just going to goof off in the Home Office until she’s finished with her work.

(from April 20, 2020)
Happy Four Twenty!
Jeff Bridges sings for Willie
On the interweb!

11:45am: They are finally cutting the trees.
We watched “John Wick” earlier this morning.
So, we put on “John Wick 2” for our (before) noon matinee.
NOTE: We didn’t actually finish watching “John Wick 2” until late in the evening.
Then we almost watched “Johnny Mnemonic” again.

(from May 5, 2020)
Good (Tuesday) morning!
Two years now. Miss my father.
Rough weekend for me.

3:15pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
The housekeeper was long gone. The house was clean, real clean.
We made an espresso and a toasted cheese sandwich.
We did the Humpty Dance. We took the dogs outside.
And it’s still a beautiful Monday.
The tree guys have to come back another day with a longer ladder.
3:45pm: We just burned a half hour without blinking, WTF?

The beach is closed!
Stay outta Malibu Dude,
Waldo got busted.

One year ago: “nothing for humanity to worry about.” (NO JOKING NOW right?)

543000+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in the United States as of Monday (March 22).
There were 3350 new recorded confirmed cases in California on Sunday (March 21).
57700+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in California as of Monday (March 22).

Life is like bowling:
Strikes and Gutters all the time.
Let the good times roll!

6:55pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We ordered Chinese food delivery for dinner. And it came really fast. So DINNERTIME!
On The Menu: Chinese food! Kung pao chicken, sweet&pungent chicken, broccoli beef, steamed rice, chicken egg rolls and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink

There was another Mass Shooting – Another LONE GUNMAN.
At King Sooper’s market in Boulder, Colorado, today (aka “the Colorado Massacre”)
TEN INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD, including a police officer,
AND ANOTHER CRAZY KILLER WITH A GUN IS IN CUSTODY.
And how about last week’s CRAZY WHITE KILLER who killed EIGHT PEOPLE in Atlanta, and claimed “sex addiction” as the reason? Is there a pattern here?
There was also a mall shooter who killed three people in May of 2020.

RACISM! “Fake News” LIES!
“Lot of people are saying”
EVEN MORE BULLSH*T!

No confidence vote.
They still do not have a plan!
We are so fucked.

I must turn off Trump!
“Creature From The Black Lagoon”
is not as scary!

He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in March of 2021!

From January 2020:

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

Tuesday, March 23, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!
Happy birthday David Grisman!
It’s NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!

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We had to post pictures of our pack. We LOVE our puppies! And they LOVE us.

6:45am: Good morning! We don’t sleep much. We might have slept a couple of hours, but it wasn’t good sleep. And we are really tired again this morning. We had a cup of espresso around 5:30am.
8:30am: we just made another cup of espresso. Time for puppy therapy!

Trip to the kitchen
The dogs and I are hungry
Time for a snackie

Tuesday afternoon
Never alone with your dogs
It must be PLAYTIME!

6:20pm: Recapping Tuesday. We went back to bed and slept all morning.
We were really tired. We slept. We woke up. We went back to bed twice.
Woke up around 3:00pm and we felt better. We drank a cup of espresso.
And we took a nice hot shower and washed our hair which is very long now.

Okay, file this under weird and scary….
we haven’t mentioned anywhere that we have a ponytail now (Quarantine haircut?)
So this ad just popped up in our feed…. Big Brother is really watching.

We played with the dogs. We worked on our Blog Post(s). We surfed the interweb.
We watched a little TV. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
NO NEWS REALLY IS GOOD NEWS.
Day after the Boulder, Colorado “Supermarket Shooting” news.
Eric Talley, the Police Officer who was killed had seven children.
The nine other people who just went to the store and were killed had families.
The eight people killed last week in Atlanta had families. Six were asian women.
More “Thoughts and Prayers” right? More outrage. Flags at half-mast. NOTHING.
Make your speeches, hold your press conferences, and nothing will change.
Even gun owners want sensible gun laws and background checks. That is all.
DON’T FORGET TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS ARE CRIMINALS!
They tried to overthrown the US Government and the 2020 Presidential election!
END PAID NEWS MEDIA FOR PROFIT NOW! IT IS NOT NEWS!
END THE ENDLESS NEWS PROPAGANDA! STOP NEWS ADVERTISING!
STOP THE ENDLESS PRODUCT AND CONTEST PROMOTIONS!
A viral video clip is NOT NEWS! So much is just filler and distraction.
End the chatter. Stop the casual conversation. JUST REPORT THE NEWS.

The Ventura County Fair is cancelled for 2020.

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WTF? WHAT THE FUCK? WTF? Big Dog appears to be fine now.
NOTE: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BIG DOG GETTING INTO THE TRASH!
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN TODAY WHO WERE NOT CAREFUL AGAIN.
It would be funny, because we were just saying earlier today how the dogs need to be kept out of the kitchen area (and need to be trained not to be underfoot and in the trashcans), but it’s not. It’s just fucking ridiculous that we have to say it repeatedly, and no one listens to us.
Just like when we fought with them to train the dogs not to bark. YEAH THAT WENT WELL.
We are so tired of the “know-it-all” attitude and resistance to everything we advise.
GUESS WHAT? TIME PROVED US RIGHT! GO BACK AND READ THE BLOG POSTS!
Our back hurts. We’re hungry. We’re pissed about other people being irresponsible.
And we are so bored, angry, upset, and anxious. MUST BE TUESDAY NIGHT AGAIN.

Friday comes again!
Is this a…what day is this?
No week, no weekend

10:20pm: We heated up leftover Chinese food in the microwave for dinner.
On The Menu: Kung pao chicken and steamed rice, with juice to drink.

Friday night dinner
Stay Home! Stay Healthy! Be well!
Good Shabbos Y’all!

We fell asleep with the dogs a little after 11:00pm
and woke up on Wednesday at 12:45am.

George Segal RIP – May the Four Winds blow him safely home.

WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Happy Birthday Harry Houdini!

NATIONAL COCKTAIL DAY! – March 24, 2021

“Careful Man! There’s a BEVERAGE here!” – The Dude

It’s National Cocktail Day! CHEERS! (“Drink, mother*cker, Drink!”)
Celebrate all types of cocktails! Encourage people to create their own cocktails.
Have a cocktail! Have a few cocktails.
Drink them shaken, stirred, on the rocks, cold, warm, hot or frozen.

NOTE: Please check out our “Fun Cocktail Recipes” Blog Pages in the sidebar!
Also links at the bottom of this page or use the SEARCH box on the top of the page.

National Cocktail Day was invented in 2013 by Jace Shoemaker-Galloway.
Enjoy a cocktail today and/or tonight! Have a cocktail before dinner or a show.
Play BARTENDER! Create your own cocktails! Better living through chemistry!

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Frankie’s Tiki Room in Las Vegas, Nevada

A COCKTAIL is a drink made with wine or other distilled alcohol (vodka, rum, gin, whiskey, brandy, and/or tequila, etc.): a single spirit or several combined, and mixed with other ingredients called “mixers” (soda, soft drinks, fruit juices, liqueurs, cream, spices, and/or fruit) and/or garnished with fruit/vegetables/chocolate/candy. Some cocktails focus on the alcohol content. Other cocktails feature the mixers.

The first mention of the word “cocktail” was in a British newspaper in 1778, hyphenated “cock-tail” and it referred to a ginger drink. The word appeared in a Hudson, New York newspaper “The Balance” in 1806. The word cocktail is most likely derived from the French word “coquetier,” which means “egg cup.” An Egg Cup was a drink mixture of bitters and brandy, served in New Orleans by Antoine Peychaud as early as 1795.

Cocktails are an American invention from the 1800s, inspired by British punch bowls (vats of spirits mixed with fruit juice, spices and other flavors served large bowls in 18th century English pubs and punch houses). By about 1800, a mix of different whiskeys was called a cocktail. New Orleans is considered the birthplace of the first cocktail: the Sazerac.

The Cocktail Shaker was invented in the 1860s.
The Cocktail Umbrella was introduced in 1932.
Did you know that each umbrella contains a tiny scroll with a fortune under the collar?

Happy Hour is usually scheduled between 4 and 6 pm, but times may vary.
Many social and business events are preceded by a cocktail hour.
Cocktail Hour usually happens in the late afternoon or early evening,
The tradition originated in New York City during Prohibition (Jan 17, 1920 – Dec 5, 1933)

A very important message for all our Friends:
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”

It’s World Tuberculosis Day – On this day in 1882, Dr. Robert Koch detected the TB bacillus, the cause of tuberculosis. The named day raises public awareness about tuberculosis and the efforts made to prevent and treat this disease.

International Day for the Right to the Truth concerning Gross Human Rights Violations
and for the Dignity of Victims. (World Day for Truth concerning Human Rights Violations)

Today is International Acheivers Day! – “And proud we are, of all of them.”

International Day for Achievers is a day
that honors those who have achieved something,
and honors those who have enhanced the lives of other humans.
Choose someone to honor for their achievements
that have really made the world a better place today!

National Equal Pay Day
National Cheesesteak Day
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

3:30am: We just drank a cup of espresso, because we are already wide awake.
We watched the Soleil Moon Frye documentary and now the pilot episode of “Top Chef” (Season 1, Episode 1). Thank my foodie friend Diane who had a Chef’s Special Tasting at The French Laundry! OMG. She is so fantastic at photographing the experience and describing the dishes! And everyone love Diane! And what’s not to love? She loves the food and the experience. WE CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO GET BACK TO FEASTING AGAIN!
And THE FRENCH LAUNDRY is a great place to start. What a meal. What a dinner!
With a personal tour of the kitchen too! EXCELLENT!

Blintzes for brunch
Cheezy comfort food to eat
With raspberry jam
frozen from Costco
just fry them in cooking oil
and then add the jam

Humpday Wednesday?

3:13pm: Recapping Wednesday morning. We fell asleep for a little bit around 6:00am.
We woke up a little before 7:30am. The dogs got fed breakfast and went outside.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso. We went back to bed with the dogs.
We woke up. We went back to bed. We woke up. We drank another half cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Have a COCKTAIL!
We went back to bed with the dogs. We woke up and we took the dogs outside.
The gardener is here today, which is good because the wind is blowing again, and the tree guys were here on Monday and Tuesday cutting in the backyard, so there’s a lot of tree debris.
The dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom while he’s working so there’s no barking.
Billy Strings’ Soundcheck from Tipitina’s in New Orleans was just LIVE.
And his first songs from both sets is on Nugs now (streamed later tonight)
Watching/Listening to a Josh Daniel performance replay of “Grateful Brunch” 4-11-20.
And now working on this Blog Post, listening to music and waiting for the gardener to finish.

“420Live with Jeff Kravitz” and guest Angus Thomas today at 4:20pm:

He knows a wise man
And he thinks himself a fool
So he is happy

5:45pm: We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We put away the groceries that were delivered from the market.
We drank an iced espresso. We made and ate two chicken soft tacos.
(not necessarily in that order)
On The Menu: Suppertime! Two chicken soft tacos with pepper jack and cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce and salsa, with an iced espresso to drink.

7:00pm: CHEERS! Humpday again.
NO END TO THIS BULLSH*T. NO END IN SIGHT.
WE WON’T BE AT YOUR PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
ZERO CONTACT IS STILL THE RULE!
DO YOU THINK THAT I’M A FOOL?
DO NOT PARTY! AND HERE’S WHY:
IF YOU PARTY, YOU MIGHT DIE!
(See our previous Blog Post, we are ON REPEAT AGAIN….)

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The Ramones shouted
“I want to be sedated!”
Listen to them sing

11:35pm: We fell asleep a little before 9:30pm and just woke up.
And we’re hungry. We need to eat now.
We went into the kitchen and went back to the Home Office without eating.
So, now we have to decide WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
Looks like dinner after midnight, tonight, so we’ll see you in the next Blog Post.

Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone

545000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States as of today.
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND DEAD HUMAN BEINGS IN THE USA!
58100+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
49200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York
NOTE: BRAZIL IS NOW THE NIGHTMARE WHERE 3000+ PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY!
Their country is completely overwhelmed with new COVID-19 cases, and bodies…..

Sunday Solitude
Do you talk to yourself much?
Jack is a dull boy

Burning Man 2021 Theme: “The Great Unknown”
Will there be a Burning Man 2021?
We went in 2017. We didn’t want to go in 2018. We tried to go in 2019, but didn’t get a ticket.
Burning Man was cancelled in 2020, but there was a “bandit burn” that wasn’t sanctioned.
And there were virtual Burning Man experiences available too, but it’s not the same as TTITD.
So, we don’t know what they are going to do this year…. and we don’t think they’ll know.
CAN IT HAPPEN IN 4 MONTHS? WOULD IT BE SAFE? Too much liability even with a waiver.
Yes, it could happen. No, it would not be safe…. but there’s a lot of money involved too.
WOULD IT BE PRUDENT TO HAVE AN EVENT WITH 70000+ PEOPLE AT THIS TIME?

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If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, get professional help immediately!
If your distress impacts your daily life for any length of time (a couple days or many weeks),
talk to a clergy member, counselor, or healthcare provider.

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Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”

CV! Part 138 – MID-MARCH Spring 2021 (Mon-Tues-Wed)

Posted on Thursday 18 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 138 – MID-MARCH Spring 2021 (Mon-Tues-Wed)
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH and HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

“March comes in like a lion
and goes out like a lamb.”
– Thomas Fuller, 1732

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States…..
534000+ REPORTED US CORONAVIRUS DEATHS AS OF TODAY!
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND PLUS AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
56400+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
48400+ REPORTED DEATHS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK
(and these numbers are under reported, actual number are higher)

Monday, March 15, 2021 – The Ides of March! BEWARE!
(Read our previous Blog Post “The Ides of March”)

Thanks to William Shakespeare and the play “Julius Caesar” we’ve all heard of The Ides of March. The story goes, in 44 BC a seer told Julius Caesar that his downfall would come no later than the Ides of March (March 15th). Caesar ignored him and later joked with the seer “The Ides of March have come.” The seer replied, “aye, Caesar; but not gone.” Caesar then attended the meeting of the Senate at the Theatre of Pompey, and was murdered by as many as 60 conspirators.
Gaius Julius Caeser (July 13, 100 BC – March 15, 44 BC)

Caesar:
Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music, Cry ‘Caesar!’
Speak; Caesar is turn’d to hear.

Soothsayer:
Beware the Ides of March.

And then the Senators got stabby and it didn’t end well for Caeser.
“Et tu Brute?”

And it’s also MarketplaceMonday!

4:15am: Why are we wide awake now?

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9:05am: Good morning Monday! They said it was gonna rain. And it’s raining.
It’s been raining for a few hours, not too hard, but constant, and there’s a lot of water.
“We need the rain” yep, We need the rain. And it’s snowing higher up too because it’s cold.
Do you have “A Case of the Mondays?” (read our previous Blog Post)

The Grammys were last night. Big whoop.
Congratulations to Billy Strings! Bluegrass Artist.
Oscar! Oscar! Nominations were announced this morning…. and the winner is……
A bunch of films we didn’t see, BECAUSE what a joke.
DOES ANY OF THIS MATTER? WHY IS THIS NEWS? WHAT IS IT COSTING?
Award shows? This year? Really? Why not just cancel and give the money to relief.
You don’t need a three and half hour commercial for your entertainment products….
people are trapped at home with no alternatives, just market directly to them.
Send the awards to the winners by Amazon delivery. GAME OVER.
NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO WATCH A SELF-INDULGENT AWARD SHOW THIS YEAR.
Okay, rant over. Enjoy your celebrity news, gossip and award shows. None of it matters.

The dogs got fed and they went outside before and after. We got the newspapers.
We made some breakfast. We didn’t really have dinner last night: we ate one cold slice of pizza and that was it, so we were hungry this morning and so we had dinner for breakfast.
On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with mustard, cheese and chopped onions with a dill pickle for breakfast. And an espresso to drink.

2:15pm: And then the housekeeper came. We got the mail.
We isolated with the dogs in the Home Office while she was here.
When she finished, and after she left, we took the dogs outside again.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Josh Daniel EVERYDAY! Celebrating ONE YEAR tomorrow! 365 Days in a row!
HEY NOW! KEEP ON ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD! THANK YOU JAMILY!

And there were TWO late night pursuits last night!
The first was a nut job street racing through traffic on the freeway at really high speed.
The driver blew the engine, thankfully, and the car slowly came to a stop on the highway.
And the driver and his passengers surrendered.
The second pursuit happened at midnight, but there was still a helicopter to cover it!
Dude stole a stakebed truck and spike strips were deployed, the front tires went flat, but the driver kept pushing the truck until he was grinding the front end on the road at 30mph.
He drove on for a long time trailing sparks until the truck caught on fire. He pulled to the center median, with the flames under the cab, and foot bailed across the freeway, ran up the side of a hill and just gave up on the hillside when he ran out of motivation. Ended in Upland.
Suspect in custody, Truck on fire. IT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE FOR US!

5:10pm: We ate the last four slices of leftover pizza. We took the dogs outside.
We made another espresso.
Now we’re back chilling’ in the Home Office until it’s the dog’s suppertime.
We have to adjust their feeding schedule because of Daylight Savings,
another problem from this bulls*t time change.

Deb Haaland was confirmed as the next Secretary of the Interior
and the first Native American cabinet-member in U.S. history today!
WE MUST RESTORE OUR NATIONAL PARKS AND NATIONAL MONUMENTS!
REMOVE THE TRUMP STOOGES FROM THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE!
REGULATIONS AND PROTECTIONS FOR LAND, AIR, AND WILDLIFE AGAIN!
Oil, gas, mining and tinder companies must pay for the damage they do!
Cancel all contracts and lease deals done during the Trump administration!

11:25pm: Monday Night Live! Recapping the evening.
We waited to feed the dogs and we said, “oh we’ll just lie down for a minute”….
And two hour later we woke up and fed the dogs at 8:00pm.
(which is actually only 7:00pm because of Daylight Savings)
So we took the dogs out, and they got supper, and we took the dogs out,
AND IT IS COLD OUT TONIGHT. And this is Los Angeles winter in Spring. WTF?
We talked to our friend in Texas earlier, and it’s colder here than it is there today.
The dogs are happy, and we are back to our normal state of anxiety and stress almost.
Still recovering from last week and the weekend…. feeling better now.
We just took the dogs out and drank an iced espresso,
and we are thinking about food and it’s 11:40pm.

It’s Mr. Video! This dude cracks me up with his reaction videos on YouTube.

“The incense is to cover up the weed smell
and the peppermints are for the cotton mouth.”

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Tuesday, March 16, 2021 – Do Not TravelTuesday!
It’s the 75th day of the year. WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”

On The Menu: Corn chowder with bacon and crushed Ritz crackers

4:45am: We made some corn chowder and ate it. And then we had some ice cream.
We took the dogs out again. They slept, we didn’t. We watched youtube.
We woke them up, took them outside again, and now we’re back in the Home Office.
(and we think we fell asleep around 6:00am)

It’s National Panda Day!

Giant Pandas are native to mainland China,
Pandas are members of the Bear family (Ursidae).
Pandas are an endangered species: There are only ~1864 in the wild and 100 in zoos.
Pandas eat mostly plants (bamboo) and they do not hibernate in the winter.

It’s National Artichoke Day!
The artichoke was named the state vegetable of California in 2013!
Castroville, California is the “Artichoke Capital of the World”
***99% of North American artichokes are grown in California!***
Artichokes are from the Mediterranean.
Artichokes are one of the oldest foods in the world.
The Greeks and Romans ate artichokes in the 8th century!

It’s National Freedom of Information Day!
Congress passed the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) in 1966.
Happy birthday James Madison! (the 4th President of the United States)

Known as the “Father of the Constitution” and the Architect of the Bill of Rights
Madison was born on this day in 1751 in Port Conway, Virginia.
Married to Dolley Payne Todd, the first First Lady, on September 15, 1794.
James Madison died on June 28, 1836, at his Montpelier Estate in Vermont.

8:30am: F*ck you Daylight Savings time.
We are all messed up because of the time change. Spring forward my a**.
We woke up. We took the dogs outside. It’s cold out there. The dogs got fed.
We took the dogs outside. We got the newspapers. Chilly willy Billy.
We made and drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
And so good morning Tuesday.

9:30am: Well, we wasted an hour watching the “news” and working on this Blog Post.
BIRDS AND SQUIRRELS! (and rats, possums, raccoons, skunks, cats, and coyotes)
Just more distraction. But what else do we have to do today?

HAPPY SPRING BREAK!
Have you seen the COVID-19 reports from Florida and Texas?
Have you watched the lifestreams from Las Vegas? HOLY SH*T!
Expect another spike in two weeks….. GREEDY AND STUPID AMERICANS that’s all.
This pandemic will never end. Thousands more will die. And hey, BASEBALL SEASON!
Sporting events, Live Music events, movie theaters, indoor restaurants are open again….
CA Theme Parks (Disneyland) to enforce out-of-state visitor ban. Will open on April 1st.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States:
535000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States (as of 3-16-2021)
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
56600+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
48500+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

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10:25am: Another hour wasted. We made and drank another cup of espresso.
We decided to fast this morning and not eat until we get really hungry later.
11:45am: We took the dogs out to run around again. It’s a beautiful day after the rain.
Very bright out. Sunny and cold. Almost noon now.

DAY 365! ONE YEAR! CELEBRATING 365 DAYS IN A ROW!

Celebrating Life 365 Days! Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World!
4:35pm: Josh Daniel ROCKS! Encore! Encore! Wrapping up the first show.
TWO SHOWS TODAY! Next show at 6:00pm PST. Having fun on the interweb!
These daily musical livestreams have really helped us get through the isolation.

NOTE: We started the pandemic watching Melissa Etheridge’s wonderful livestreams everyday, but then her son overdosed, and they switched to a “pay for the performance monthly” model, so we left her behind. Too many other FREE options for entertainment. We all know artists have to make money, but the audience ultimately gets to decide what they want to pay money for.

And hats off to “420Live with Jeff Kravitz” (the photographer)! He has great guests on his podcast and he doesn’t usually wear a jacket, white shirt, and tie:

We took a nap and when we woke up we took the dogs outside again.
They were chillin’ in the office while we enjoyed the first show.
Now they’re taking a nap and we are thinking about food.
We did eat a few crackers. And we just drank another espresso.
And it’s TACO TUESDAY! And we have taco makings. SO TACOS TONIGHT!

6:15pm: CHILL AFTERNOON. We didn’t do sh*t.
We thought about going to the market this morning.
And we thought about running errands this afternoon.
We realized there was no reason to leave the house today.
We have food and the errands can wait until tomorrow.
We thought about going out, but the party was on the interweb today!
We scooped some poop. And prepped the dog’s supper.
Time for Josh Daniel Day 365 Celebration Show #2! ROCK ON JOSH!

11:00pm: How did it get to be ELEVEN O’CLOCK?
We just prepped our dinner and it’s ready for cooking. Tacos in just a bit!
We watched the news, we watched the inter web, we worked on our Blog Post(s).
The dogs got fed and went outside on both sides.
And they were chilllin’ and then they were napping.
We have no idea how it got to be late…. so time for dinner.
We haven’t eaten all day, except for a stack of Ritz crackers along the way.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021 – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
STAY HOME! DON’T GO ANYWHERE! DON’T GO OUT!
JUST STAYTHEFUCKHOME! Pretend you went out and got shitfaced.
Drink your beer, Irish whiskey, and Jager at home, get sick at home,
no one will know you got sick, pass out at home,
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE! (and Don’t Drink and eBay too)

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Just StayTheFuckHome!

6:15am: We made tacos and ate them.
Then we took the dogs outside again.

On The Menu: 3 Beef Soft Tacos with fresh made guacamole at 1:00am.

We fell asleep for a couple hours and woke up too early.
And we’ve been awake and now it’s time to take care of the dogs again.
Daylight Savings time sucks.

6:55am: The dogs are fed. And we went outside on both sides of their breakfast.
We got the newspapers. We thought about going to the market.
And we are trying to decide whether to drink espresso today.
Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs.

10:25am: And we are awake again. We fell asleep for a couple hours.
We got the water bottles and the mail. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

2:45pm: And we are awake again. We fell asleep for a few hours.
We took the dogs outside and just said hello to the gardener.

3:55pm: And the gardener is finished with his work and he’s gone.

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Saint Patrick’s Day! “I’m lookin’ over a field of Clover”

4:50pm: We took the dogs outside. We drank another cup of espresso.
And we’re going to make breakfast for supper before we feed the dogs again.

5:15pm PST: LIVE earthcam from Key West, Florida, at Irish Kevin’s Bar!
HOLY SH*T! They’re having a CoronaVirus Party for St. Patrick’s Day.

Party in Key West at Irish Kevin’s Bar! Hardly a mask in sight…. so unbelievably dumb.
Does this make you angry? F*ckin’ Florida. WTF? And these are only two screenshots take at 8:15pm EST…. this COVID-19 party continues all night long, And then they all go home.

8:05pm: The egg came first. Breakfast for supper.
We took the dogs outside again and then put them in the bedroom while we cooked and ate.
Then we took them outside again, fed them dinner and took them outside again.
And then we had them in the Home Office and we took them outside again.
Then we put them into the bedroom and that’s where they are right now for a little while.
We are updating our Blog Post. We have another Blog Post that we need to post now.
But we have to finish it tonight. And it’s St. Patrick’s Day, so we aren’t going anywhere.
On The Menu: Two eggs over medium, bacon, grilled chicken breast,
two toasted English muffins with peanut butter and raspberry jam,
with another espresso to drink

12:05am Thursday: Recapping Wednesday night.
We ate and then fell asleep for a couple hours again. We woke up at 11:00pm.
We took the dogs outside. And now we’re awake again. Thursday morning is here.

The “Irish Tricolor” Flag: The National Flag of the Republic of Ireland
Green represents Irish Nationalism.
Orange represents Northern Ireland’s Protestant minority and the Orange Order.
White represents a lasting peace between the two.

The color orange is associated with the Northern Irish Protestants.
William of Orange (William III) defeated deposed English King James II,
a Roman Catholic, in the fateful Battle of the Boyne near Dublin in 1690.
Most of Ireland’s Protestants have Scottish ancestry.

Ireland, green fields, a rainbow and sheep!

“Low lie, The Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing,”
– “The Fields of Athenry” written in 1979 by Pete St. John

Ireland is the second-largest island in the British Isles,
and the third-largest island in Europe.

Green Beer? “Mark it zero!”

“Green beer” is a brewers’ term still used today. It is beer that’s too young or “green” and contains acetaldehyde, which is bad because it’s not fully fermented and not good for drinking.

In 1910, the Spokane Press headline: “Green Beer Be Jabbers!”
Tthe First Avenue Bar in Spokane, Washington, served it to patriotic Irishmen (and to anyone else) who wanted to drink some ‘green beer’. It was later credited to Professor Thomas H. Curtin, a physician, he made it for his clubhouse in New York as early as 1914, but other green beers appeared around the same time and earlier.

To make “GREEN BEER” just add blue food coloring to a yellow beer. SCIENCE (not magic).

“When Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, ’tis like the morn in Spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.”

Lyrics by Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr.; Music by Ernest R. Ball
Copyright: 1912 by M. Witmark & Sons, N.Y.
“When Irish eyes are smiling” was written for Olcott’s production of “The Isle O’ Dreams”, and Olcott sang the song in the show. It has since been covered by many famous singers and recorded over 200 times (and the copyright of this song is now in the public domain).

Fighting Irish! Put Up!

“The Wild Rover” is an Irish drinking song on the topic of temperance:
“I’ve been a wild rover for many’s the year
And I’ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I’m returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it’s no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more”

7pm St. Patrick’s Day

Sláinte means “health” and sláinte mhaith means “good health”
in Irish and Scottish Gaelic. It is a common drinking toast in Ireland,
The proper response is sláinte agatsa, which means “to your health as well”

Shamrocks are associated with St. Patrick.
Did he really use the shamrock to explain the Christian Trinity?

Fighting Irish! Shut Up!

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(November 15, 1939 – March 15, 2021)

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Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
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“Red solo cup, I fill you up, Let’s have a party” – Toby Keith

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CV! Part 137 – Hello Weekend Relief! (Fri-Sat-Sun)

Posted on Monday 15 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 137- Hello Weekend Relief! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

“Sunday, Monday, happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days
Thursday, Friday, happy days
Saturday, what a day, rockin’ all week for you”

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ONE YEAR AGO:

Friday, March 12, 2021 – National Alfred Hitchcock Day!
The Aztec New Year begins at sunrise.

Today is National Alfred Hitchcock Day!
And it’s not his birth or death day…. why today?
Sir Alfred Hitchcock aka “Hitch”
(August 13, 1899, London, England – April 29, 1980, Bel Air, California)
The “Master of Suspense” directed over 50 feature films in his six decade career. He was also the Host and producer of the television series “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” (1955–65).

12:11am: It’s Friday! Are you ready for the weekend?
We were up all night again. The dogs slept and then they woke up early. No barking today.

1:30pm: Good morning! We mean good afternoon!
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. We got the newspapers.
We made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We watched/listened to a Zoom webinar this morning.

President Joe Biden’s first 50 Days.
The campaign promises: CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC and the economy
Democratic control of Congress and the GOP Traitors
Major challenges: economy, public health, national security
The Impeachment Trial of Trump (the GOP Traitors did not vote to convict a criminal)
Executive Powers – 34 Executive Orders signed (more than any other President)
Biden reversed numerous (illegal) Trump actions and fired some Trump Stooges
Rejoined The WHO (World Health Org) and Paris Climate Agreement
Repealed the ban on transgender people serving in the military
Congressional Action: The American Rescue Act $1.9Trillion signed yesterday
Stimulus, Extend Unemployment, Vaccine distribution, Rental Assistance, and more good stuff.
72% of Americans support the economic aid bill.

We went back to bed and slept in. We woke up after 1:00pm.
We made a cup of espresso. We got the mail. We took the dogs outside.

“Ocean’s Eleven” documentary on The Rat Pack in Las Vegas
Jackie Venson LIVE!

“New York World’s Fair 1964” documentary
Tiki Dave LIVE – “Tiki Dave’s Ukuleleville Play-Along Party 47”

We watched a documentary “Who Are You People?” about the residents of Mobile, Alabama, who were extras on “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”, the first big film to shoot there.
And a Burning Man documentary called “Whale in the Desert” about the Space Whale.

3:35pm: It’s raining outside again.
We drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
And then we fell asleep and had a nap. Just woken up once and we slept a little more.
WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY FOR THINGS TO GET BETTER. FUCK.

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7:10pm: We ordered, we drove, we paid, we drove home. We ate.
Good Shabbos! Friday night dinner. And now Friday night.
Of course, the dogs got fed, and they went outside when it wasn’t raining.
And they hung out all evening. And they are happy dogs.

On The Menu: Sushi. Shabbat Shalom! (got dressed and picked up dinner)
Spicy tuna cut roll, California roll, Rainbow roll, eel & avocado cut roll,
tuna poké, edamame, and a coke. Yum. Yum.
We were hungry. It was good. Very happy now.

10:40pm: We fell asleep after dinner and woke up after 10:00pm.
We made a cup of espresso.

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

Trump tried to take credit for the vaccines yesterday. Really.
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States:
532000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States (as of 3-12-2021)
FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DEAD.
55300+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
48200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York

CORONAVIRUS VARIANTS: the South African, Brazilian, U.K., and West Coast,
and the New York City strains are (maybe) more infectious and more deadly.
They may cause severe illness and/or reduces the effectiveness of the vaccines.

COVID-19 affects different people in different ways.
Infected people have had a wide range of symptoms reported
– from mild symptoms to severe illness.

We know Trump was briefed about the Coronavirus Threat in January!
He called it a hoax, a conspiracy theory, and then ignored and lied about it!
TOTAL FAILURE! And remember Trump fired the NSC Pandemic Team in 2018!

“The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days
is going to be down to close to zero….
We’re going very substantially down, not up.”
~ Trump on February 26, 2020

“I don’t take responsibility at all”
– Trump on March 13, 2020

Why did the United States refuse the World Heath Organization test kits?
Why did the Trump Administration wait to act?
Why did the Trump Administration tell the Washington state doctors not to test?
Why did the GOP Republicans call it a “Democratic Hoax?”
Why didn’t the CDC test kits work?
Why did they wait to get new test kits from Roche? (~400000 available soon)
Why did he put Mike Pence in charge?

Symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure to the virus.
People with these symptoms may have COVID-19:
Fever or chills
Cough
Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
Fatigue
Muscle or body aches
Headache
New loss of taste or smell
Sore throat
Congestion or runny nose
Nausea or vomiting
Diarrhea

Look for emergency warning signs for COVID-19.
If someone is showing any of these signs,
seek emergency medical care immediately:
Trouble breathing
Persistent pain or pressure in the chest
New confusion
Inability to wake or stay awake
Pale, gray, or blue-colored skin, lips, or nail beds, depending on skin tone

The best way to prevent illness is to avoid being exposed to this virus.
Practice these actions to help prevent the spread of COVID-19:
Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when around people who don’t live with you.
Masks work best when everyone wears one.
Stay at least 6 feet (about 2 arm lengths) from others.
Avoid crowds.
The more people you are in contact with,
the more likely you are to be exposed to COVID-19.
Avoid unventilated indoor spaces.
If indoors, bring in fresh air by opening windows and doors.
Clean your hands often, either with soap and water for 20 seconds
or a hand sanitizer that contains at least 60% alcohol.
Get vaccinated against COVID-19 when it’s your turn.
Avoid close contact with people who are sick.
Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash.
Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces daily.
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If you have possible or confirmed COVID-19:
QUARANTINE! Stay home except to get medical care.
Monitor your symptoms carefully.
If your symptoms get worse, call your healthcare provider immediately.
Get rest and stay hydrated.
Take over-the-counter medicines, such as acetaminophen, to help you feel better.
If you have a medical appointment,
notify your healthcare provider ahead of time that you have or may have COVID-19.
Stay in a specific room and away from other people in your home.
If possible, use a separate bathroom.
If you must be around others, wear a mask.

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

Saturday, March 13, 2021 – World Sleep Day!

12:30am: Saturday morning.
Stephen Colbert just had Dr Fauci as his guest tonight. SCIENCE!

3:15am: “Nomadland” (it was kinda boring, or is was just us?).
12:15pm: FUCK. WHAT A RELIEF! We can forget about this week now.
Try to STOP BEING MAD. SO ANGRY. SO TIRED OF BEING ANGRY.
Woken up by dogs barking again after having just fallen asleep….
To angry to go back to sleep. Waiting for the day to get better at 8:00am.
The dogs got fed, they went outside, newspapers and mail inside, okay.
We drank a cup of espresso. We drank a glass of water.
We ate a toasted bagel w/cream cheese and two leftover pieces of spicy tuna,
Drink coffee. Drink water. We drank another cup of espresso.

12:50pm: So, now we took care of the a few things. It has been a terrible week.
One year of this BULLSH*T. Never ending battles about ZERO CONTACT.
Some people still won’t listen. THEY THINK IT IS OKAY TO SOCIALIZE NOW.
Please don’t do it. Please, Please don’t do it! PLEASE DON’T DO IT! Really.
Please keep wearing your (double)mask! And just StayTheF*ckHome!
Please keep doing ZERO CONTACT until enough people are vaccinated.

Saturday afternoon. It’s a beautiful day now. Chore Boy is here.
Cleaned out the fridge. Did a load of laundry. A little tree trimming.
Jets flying over low and loud again at 12:55pm.
We complained again recently. Complaints and grievances.
THERE WILL HAVE TO BE A MAJOR TRAGEDY FOR ANYTHING TO CHANGE.

3:25pm: We took the dogs outside.
Chore Boy scooped the poop. And there sure was a lot of poop.
The joy of dog ownership right? And we cleaned up the backyard a little too.

5:15pm: We ordered a pizza and the pizza arrived really fast again.
We had to run to the office and grab our mask when the driver arrived.
So, we are three pieces in already. It’s SO GOOD!!!!!
And we drank an iced espresso with our first round of food too.
On The Menu: Extra large sausage and meatball NY style pizza delivered!
(this pic is from a previous delivery, but it looks just like this…) mmmm……Pizza.

And now it’s time to feed the dogs again. But first another piece of pizza.
6:40pm: The dogs got fed. We took them outside before and after.
They got snacks and a little pizza crust. Happy dogs. Quiet dogs. No barking now.
So easy. They are such good dogs! We just love them.
And we are doing another load of laundry.

Words or Foolishness:

“When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle!”

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7:25pm: We took a little time and did a few little things around the house.
Another exciting Saturday night in isolation…. Quarantine…. Safer-at-Home.
And watching a livestream from Las Vegas. They have a room at the Venetian,
had dinner downtown at Hash House A-GoGo at The Plaza Hotel and Casino,
and now they’re playing slots and electronic roulette.
MAN WE MISS LAS VEGAS! AND WE MISS TRAVELING!

There are a lot of Las Vegas livestreams and Vloggers now.
The CoronaVirus Pandemic has fueled the interest in their channels.
We watch a few of them, and enjoy the connection their vids provide.
It’s almost the next best thing to being there…. and the people gambling with their lives.
The LOW-ROLLERS have returned to Las Vegas like a plague of locusts.
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THERE WAS A DEADLY PANDEMIC except for the masks.

8:30pm: We just took the dogs outside again. And they got more treats.
We watched a little “Undercover Boss” and now “To Catch A Smuggler”,
and we also have the Las Vegas livestream running. It’s SO QUIET.
There’s also a bunch of other things to watch and/or do if we so choose,
and it’s a little BORING tonight to be honest! ONE MORE SATURDAY NIGHT!

10:15pm: We took a nice hot shower.

11:35pm: We made our (late-night) dinner.

On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle, carrot sticks, BBQ potato chips
and an espresso to drink around midnight.

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

BLACKLIVESMATTER!
There was a BLM protest march in Hollywood on the anniversary of Breonna Taylor’s murder by police, and then there was violence and arrests were made by LAPD. And it barely got any coverage. SAY HER NAME!

Sunday, March 14, 2021 PI DAY! 3.14…..
Pi (the Greek letter “π”): the mathematic symbol represent a constant,
the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the diameter = ~3.14159…..
and it’s also “Steak and a Blowjob Day” a satirical unofficial holiday created
as a response to Valentine’s Day and celebrated a month later on March 14.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Daylight Savings Time… Spring Forward an hour.
12:30am: After we ate, we took the dogs outside again.
3:00am: We fell asleep with the dogs. And just woke up again. WTF?
Oh. Daylight saving time 2021 began at 2:00 AM so now it’s 4:00am. Huh?
4:00am: We fell asleep with the dogs. And just woke up again.
4:20am: you know what time it is right?

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AND THEN CLICK AGAIN TO VIEW THE PIC AT FULL SIZE!

Peach Pie

Apple Pie

Dutch Apple Pie

Apple Pie

Pumpkin & Pecan Pie

7:05am: We drank a cup of espresso. We drank a glass of water.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Good morning. Daylight Savings Time WTF?
Time to feed the dogs and do the morning stuff.

10:50am: We fell asleep and woke up a couple hours later…..
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside again.
And then we took them outside again. And now they’re napping.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso and now it’s Sunday.

“Feel the flow, Happy.” – Kevin Nealon as Potter in “Happy Gilmore”

“Golf is not a sport.
Take away the ball, and it would be walking.” – Honest John

White Day is a relatively new holiday! We hadn’t heard of it before.
Celebrated on March 14th, a month after Valentine’s Day,
people give gifts to the people who gave them gifts on Valentine’s Day.
It began in Japan in 1978 and has spread to several other Asian countries.
(not quite the same as “Steak and a Blowjob Day”, but hey, okay)

1:00pm: Good morning. We went back to bed and just woke up again.
We made another cup of espresso.

11:59pm: So, it’s actually just a few minutes after midnight. And it’s Monday again.
Recapping the Sunday: nothing happened… not.a.thing. And it was nice.
We talked to a few people on the telephone toady, and that was enough.
We hung out with the dogs and did nothing. We were outside with them a lot.
We ate three slices of leftover pizza for lunch. Drank an iced espresso.
Watched TV, surfed the interweb, worked on our Blog Post(s). And nothing.
And we just ate a slice of cold pizza and made another espresso.
Okay, on with the show……

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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(How many have you seen?)
The Marvel Universe films in chronological order:

1. Captain America: The First Avenger (1942-1943)
2. Captain Marvel (1995)
3. Iron Man (2010)
4. Iron Man 2 (2011)
5. The Incredible Hulk (2011)
6. Thor (2011)
7. The Avengers (2012)
8. Iron Man 3 (2012)
9. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
12. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2014)
13. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2016)
17. Doctor Strange (2016-2017)
18. Black Widow (2017)
19. Black Panther (2017)
20. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
21. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2017)
22. Avengers: Infinity War (2017)
23. Avengers: Endgame (2018-2023)
24. WandaVision (2023)
25. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2023)

CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)

Posted on Saturday 6 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 133 – ONE YEAR! (Friday)
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME”
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

“Continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when around others, stay at least 6 feet away from others, avoid crowds, avoid poorly ventilated spaces, and wash your hands often.” – CDC.gov

520000+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN THE UNITED STATES
53400+ REPORTED COVID-19 DEATHS IN CALIFORNIA
as of March 4, 2021 at 12:27pm EST

Q: Do I need to wear a mask and avoid close contact with others
if I have gotten two doses of the vaccine?
THE ANSWER IS: YES!
Protect yourself and others,
follow these CDC recommendations:

Wear a mask over your nose and mouth

Stay at least 6 feet away from others

Avoid crowds

Avoid poorly ventilated spaces

Wash your hands often

It’s important for everyone to continue using all the tools available to help stop this pandemic as we learn more about how COVID-19 vaccines work in real-world conditions. Experts are also looking at how many people get vaccinated and how the virus is spreading in communities. We also don’t yet know whether getting a COVID-19 vaccine will prevent you from spreading the virus that causes COVID-19 to other people, even if you don’t get sick yourself. CDC will continue to update….as we learn more.

Together, COVID-19 vaccination and following CDC’s recommendations for how to protect yourself and others will offer the best protection from getting and spreading COVID-19. Additional information can be found at key things to know about the COVID-19 vaccine. (SEE THE LINK BELOW)

“If you are vaccinated against COVID-19, you may still be exposed to the virus.
After exposure, you can be infected with or ‘carry’ the virus that causes COVID-19
but not feel sick or have any symptoms. Experts call this ‘asymptomatic infection.'”
– CDC.gov

The Los Angeles Mask Mandate remains in force:

THE FOUR Ts: “Truth, Trust, Technology, and Transportation” – Mayor Eric Garcetti
THE FIFTH “T” IS TOTAL FAILURE. No plan for the homeless. Endless corruption.
The City of Los Angeles isn’t safe. Not from disease. Not from crime. Not from poverty.
People living on the streets, under overpasses, in doorways…. with NO SERVICES.
The City (and County) of Los Angeles
FAILS TO PROVIDE CLEAN AND SAFE LIVING CONDITIONS for the poor!
~66000 People are homeless in Los Angeles and there’s a deadly pandemic.
THEY STILL WANT TO RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND HAVE SPORTING EVENTS!
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We sent out our first warning in early February 2020.
And then another at the end of the month….

We had a doctor’s appointment and saw really sick people on March 4th.
And that was it, we’ve been writing about it everyday, and self-isolating.
It doesn’t feel like yesterday to us….
We are still fighting about ZERO CONTACT and Social Distancing with some people.
Nothing has changed since DAY ONE, one year later.
The CoronaVirus will still kill you and your family!
PEOPLE WHO THINK THE VACCINE
MAKES THEM IMMUNE WILL STILL DIE!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

FUCK.

“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

Friday, March 5, 2021
“National Day of Unplugging” promotes a 24-hour respite from technology!
(“Shomer Shabbos!” Just like Shabbat, from sundown-to-sundown
on Friday March 5th to Saturday March 6th)

1:11am: We just woke up.

9:15am: We made and ate a turkey and pepper jack cheese sandwich on a toasted bagel around 5:00am. And then we slept for a little bit. We woke up around 8:00am.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Don’t watch the news….

“The Shot Heard ‘Round The World”
On this day in 1770, the Boston Massacre (aka the “Incident on King Street”)
British soldiers from the Grenadier company of the 29th (Worcestershire) Regiment of Foote under the command of Captain Thomas Preston, killed five men and wounded six others in front of the Boston Customs House, who were throwing snowballs, sticks and stones at them. African American Crispus Attucks was the first man killed in the American Revolution.

BLACKLIVESMATTER!

10:15am: Well, what now? It’s Friday morning.
The “tree guys” are here today. Pruning all the trees. And they started early.

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12:25pm: Okay, we are fucking angry again.
Even if you are vaccinated YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE CORONAVIRUS!
People who think they’re immune are going to get people sick and they will die.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to SOCIAL DISTANCE.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WEAR A DOUBLE MASK.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to WASH YOUR HANDS.
Even if you are vaccinated you must continue to ZERO CONTACT!
WTF? DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH?
THE GENIE IS OUT OF THE BOTTLE! THIS IS AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!
INFECTIONS ARE RISING IN EUROPE AGAIN!
THE NEW VARIANTS ARE MORE RESISTANT TO VACCINES AND ARE MORE DEADLY!
And there are new variants that have not been identified yet. THEY WILL KILL YOU TOO.
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

So, now let’s talk about CA EDD and BofA:
California Unemployment TOTAL FAIL and Bank of America’s CRIMINAL FRAUD!

The story so far: We finally filed for unemployment. We verified with ID.me again.
Our claim was approved and our account was funded with our first two weeks, and then our second two weeks of payments. And we received our EDD Debit Card.
WE COULD NOT ACTIVATE THE EDD DEBIT CARD on the BofA website.
We spent hours on the phone and on hold going around and around with EDD and BofA.
We were told by EDD that the hold on the account was released and BofA was notified.
We were told because of backlog, it could take 10-14 days for BofA to be notified.
WE MAILED A REQUEST FOR CHECKS TO BE MAILED BY EDD – Must Remove BofA!

We sent many messages and emails to EDD and BofA.
We filed online complaints with the FTC and FBI.
We called our Congressman, State Senator, and State Assemblyman too.
We contacted someone in the Assemblyman’s office who said they would help us!
We received a misspelled and confusing message from EDD that changed our check request back to EDD DEBIT CARD….
An EDD DEBIT CARD THAT WE CANNOT ACTIVATE!
and we cannot contact anyone at EDD or BofA to help us…..
Tony for BofA Regulatory Complaints called from an unidentified 877 toll number…
and left a message. We have called back twice and left messages on his voicemail.
We are still waiting for him to call again.
AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE EDD DEBIT CARD TO BE ACTIVATED!
So, today we called the Assemblyman’s office again
(after messaging EDD again and leaving another message for Tony at BofA),
They are working remotely in the Assemblyman’s office, so we left a message with the office staffer, and then our contact called us back pretty quick, and told us she didn’t previously have our phone number or email….????) We told her our story of EDD FAILURE, sent her an email with a screenshot of the EDD message, and our wonderful contact said she would get back to us by the end of the day today! She has contacts at EDD and someone at BofA who can maybe do something.

We received an email from our contact in reply to the email and screenshot we sent her.

On The Menu: Shabbat Shalom everyone! We had quite a week….
and so we had quite a pizza (extra large sausage and meatball) delivered again.

We ate some pizza and took a shower. And then we fell asleep.
We woke up again after midnight and it was very early on Saturday morning!
And do you know what day it is on Saturday?

Not the Spring Lantern Festival (aka the Yuan Xiao Festival)
“Let there be light!” The lantern provides light.
And light leads the way forward, into the future, and pushes aside the darkness.
The Lantern Festival honors deceased ancestors and promotes reconciliation, peace and forgiveness. It was actually celebrated LAST FRIDAY on February 26 (on the 15th day of the first month of the Lunar calendar, the month of Yuan) in China and many other countries this year. The Lantern Festival is the final day of the traditional Chinese Lunar New Year celebration.
A traditional food for the Lantern Festival is a round rice ball filled with sweet red bean paste, sesame paste, or peanut butter called “Yuanxiao” and/or “Tangyuan”.

Saturday, March 6th, is The Day of The Dude.
CHECK OUT OUR NEXT BLOG POST!

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In Dude We Trust!

Holiday today:
Celebrate Jeff Lebowski!
The Day of The Dude

BREAKING NEWS – SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 2021:
The Senate has just passed the $1.9Trillion Coronavirus Relief Bill!
It includes $1400 stimulus checks, $300/week unemployment benefits through the summer, a child allowance of up to $3600 for one year (for those of you with kids), $350Billion for State Aid, $34Billion to expand ACA insurance subsidies, and $14Billion for vaccine distribution.
It passed 50-49 and NOT ONE GOP TRAITOR (Senator) VOTED FOR THE RELIEF BILL!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

WE HAVEN’T HAD THE VACCINE YET.
AND EVEN IF WE HAD TWO DOSES OF THE VACCINE
WE WOULD STILL STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGDOUBLEMASK! AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!

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Posted on Friday 5 March 2021 by joshwilltravel

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Please check out our past “Happy Chinese New Year!” Blog Posts:
2021 – Year of the Yin Silver Metal Ox
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2021/02/12/happy-chinese-new-year-2021/
2020 – Year of the Yang Male White Metal Rat (and f*ck that guy)
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/happy-chinese-new-year-2020/
2019 – Year of the Yin Brown Female Earth Pig
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/01/29/happy-chinese-new-year-95000-hits/
2018 – Year of the Yang Brown Earth Dog
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year-2018/
2017 – Year of the Red Fire Rooster
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/happy-chinese-new-year-2017/
2016 – Year of the Yang Red Fire Monkey
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/02/06/happy-chinese-new-year-2016/
2015 – Year of the Green Wood Goat/Ram/Sheep
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year/
2014 – Year of the Green Wood Horse
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2014/01/30/gung-hay-fat-choy-happy-chinese-new-year/

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Happy Chinese New Year 2021!

Posted on Friday 12 February 2021 by joshwilltravel

Happy Chinese New Year 2021!

Happy Lunar New Year and Spring Festival!

NOTE: We post a “Happy Chinese New Year!” Blog Post every year!
Every year our Blog Post gets better…. this one is the best.
Check out the links to our previous Blog Posts at the bottom of the page.

February 12, 2021 – Happy Chinese New Year 2021!
HAPPY YEAR OF THE YIN SILVER METAL OX!

The first day is for welcoming the deities of the heavens and earth.
It is tradition to light fireworks and firecrackers, burn bamboo sticks
and make as much noise as possible to chase off evil spirits.

The first day is also a time to honor family elders and visit the oldest and most senior members of the extended families (parents, grandparents and great-grandparents).

The Chinese (LUNAR) New Year Festival runs for 15 days,
The New Year Lantern Festival on February 26th is the final day of the festival.

The 12 Animals of the Chinese Lunar Calendar (repeats every 12 years):

And the Yin/Yang Five Elements:
Metal, Water, Wood, Fire, and Earth
The five elements are connected to five colors:
White, Black, Green, Red, and Brown.

The Ox is the second sign in the 12-year cycle of animals in the Chinese zodiac.
The recent zodiac Years of the Ox sign: 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009

The Year of the Metal Ox hasn’t happened for 60 years! (not since 1961)
aka The Year of the Silver Buffalo, it is associated with hard work and serenity.

The Lunar New Year falls on the day of the second New Moon after Winter Solstice.

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Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New Year!

“Worldwide peace” (天下太平—tiān xià tài píng)
“Longevity and fortune” (千秋万岁—qiān qiū wàn suì)

祝贺大家新年好! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL! 恭喜發財!

For Buddhists the first day is also the birthday of Maitreya Bodhisattva, the Buddha-to-be.
They also abstain from killing animals and meat consumption on the first day.

People born in the Year of the Ox are faithful and trustworthy.
They have leadership qualities and a tendency to be stubborn and judgmental.
They also stick to their routines and they are good workers.
They are cautious, and that helps them to avoid misfortune.

“May you realize all your ambitions”

Please check out our Asian recipes and our previous Blog Post about The House of Chan Cookbook and Chinese Restaurant in New York City! (use the search box at top of page)

Asian American Art Museum in San Francisco

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The San Francisco Chinese New Year Festival and Parade is the oldest and largest celebration outside of Asia, and the largest Asian cultural event in North America. Over 100 groups participate in the annual Chinese New Year Parade held since 1958. It is attended by ~500,000 people and watched by another 3 million television viewers.

“For over 5,000 years the Chinese have celebrated the awakening of spring with Lunar New Year festivities. In the 1860’s the Chinese in San Francisco started the Chinese New Year Parade as a way to educate their community about Chinese cultural customs. Today, San Francisco’s Southwest Airlines Chinese New Year Festival and Parade – a two week celebration including a Flower Fair, Community Fair, Jamboree, Run, and the Miss Chinatown USA Pageant and Ball – is the largest Lunar New Year celebration outside of Asia.

A San Francisco tradition since just after the Gold Rush, the Parade continues to delight and entertain the over one million people that come to watch it on the street and hundreds of thousands more who watch the live broadcast…

Nowhere in the world will you see a lunar new year parade with more gorgeous floats, elaborate costumes, ferocious lions, exploding firecrackers , and of course, the newly crowned Miss Chinatown U.S.A. and her court. A crowd favorite is the spectacular 268′ Golden Dragon (“Gum Lung”). It takes a team of over 100 men and women from the martial arts group, White Crane to carry this dragon throughout the streets of San Francisco.”

UPDATE: The San Francisco 2021 Chinese New Year Parade has been CANCELLED due to COVID-19 and concerns over large public gatherings. Instead a Parade Broadcast Special will air on Saturday, February 20, 2021, at 6 pm PST on KTVU. and a there will only be a few small live public events. Info: @ChineseParade

Prepping, inspecting, and wiring the lights in the new Golden Dragon for 2018

“The Dragon can ride mist and float on clouds in the sky, chase the storm and churn the waves in the sea, and summon wind and call for rain on the earth. More importantly, the Dragon symbolized the imperial power in the slave and feudal societies of China, and its image was exclusively used by the emperor.”

Over 2000 years old, the Lantern Festival is a time for Moon watching, Lion dances,
lantern lighting, social interaction and a celebration of freedom.

“May your happiness be without limit”

The Year of the Metal Ox is going to be lucky!
Focus on your relationships (friendship or love) this year!

Scare the Demons away! Are you wearing your red underwear today?
The best way to avoid bad luck is to wear red.
Lucky Colors for 2021:
white/silver/gray and aqua blue attract luck, prosperity, and health

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Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New Year!

“Fai chun are traditional decorations that are frequently used during Lunar New Year.
People hang fai chun (red and gold paper signs with significant Chinese characters) on their doors to create a festive atmosphere. The phrases generally signify good luck and prosperity. Customarily, fai chun are written by hand, but for convenience, printed versions are mass-produced nowadays. The decorations are either square or rectangular in shape and can be displayed vertically or horizontally.”

The Chinese character for Fu (for luck, happiness and prosperity)
features prominently in fai chun and are usually displayed upside down.
The inverted character fu is a sign of coming blessings

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Every year we build a “Happy Chinese New Year!” Blog Post.
Please check out our past Blog Posts:

2020 – Year of the Yang Male White Metal Rat (and f*ck that guy)
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/happy-chinese-new-year-2020/
2019 – Year of the Yin Brown Female Earth Pig
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/01/29/happy-chinese-new-year-95000-hits/
2018 – Year of the Yang Brown Earth Dog
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year-2018/
2017 – Year of the Red Fire Rooster
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/happy-chinese-new-year-2017/
2016 – Year of the Yang Red Fire Monkey
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2016/02/06/happy-chinese-new-year-2016/
2015 – Year of the Green Wood Goat/Ram/Sheep
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/02/19/happy-chinese-new-year/
2014 – Year of the Green Wood Horse
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2014/01/30/gung-hay-fat-choy-happy-chinese-new-year/

Tiananmen Square

According to ancient Chinese superstition, lighting fires and using knives is considered bad luck on New Year’s Day, so all food is usually cooked beforehand. It is also considered bad luck to use a broom during the New Year’s celebration.

Life is just a bowl of kumquats… Kumquats for GOOD LUCK!
The name of the kumquat fruit comes from its Cantonese pronunciation gam kwat,
which translates literally to “golden tangerine.”
The sweet fruit represents wealth and good fortune.

Red pockets, hóng bāo, are red envelopes filled with LUCKY MONEY!

People walk under a Chinese Lantern display during a Chinese New Year eve celebration at Chinatown in Manila February 18, 2015. REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco

“May all your wishes be fulfilled”

CV! Part 116 (Saturday-Sunday-Monday)

Posted on Tuesday 2 February 2021 by joshwilltravel

CV! Part 116 (Saturday-Sunday-Monday)
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
“Mask Up America” is President Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD!

“Have a good life. We’ll see you soon.” – Trump’s last words on January 20, 2021
Trump and Melania board the plane (as The Village People’s song “YMCA” plays him off)
The grifter criminal Liar & Thief, who tried to overthrow the US Government and kill his political enemies: the Vice-Presiedent and Members of Congress, escapes to Mar-A-Lago in Florida.

“Donald John Trump engaged in High Crimes and Misdemeanors”
TRUMP IS A LOSER! TRUMP FAILED. EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
TRUMP MUST BE PUNISHED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!
Arrest Trump. Investigate Trump. Prosecute Trump.
CARRY OUT THE SENTENCE WITHOUT MERCY! NO PARDON!
Seize All of Trump’s Assets. Freeze All of Trump’s Bank Accounts Worldwide!
Arrest and Prosecute Trump’s Family! Arrest and Prosecute Trump’s Stooges!
LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

Trump with his dumb MAGA mob

And Rudy the cheap lyin’ slob

Listing each crime, would take too much time

THEY’RE FIRED! and out of a job.

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Saturday, January 30, 2021 – The rain has passed.
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL!

2:30am: We’ve been up and working on our Blog Posts….
We just added new stuff to our previous Blog Post “More Tiki Cocktail Recipes”
and we set up this Blog Post and got it started.
We are almost ready to publish “CV! Part 115” Thursday and Friday’s Blog Post.
And we just made a cup of espresso and refilled our glass with water.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (we just drank our espresso and half of the water)

“Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

9:30am: We went to bed about 6:00am. We woke up after 8:00am.
We fed the dogs and they went outside. We drank a cup of espresso.

4:45pm: We took a nap. We drank an iced espresso.
We haven’t done sh*t today. And that’s okay. Nothing to do anyways.

6:00pm: We ate some dinner. The dogs got fed. We took the dogs outside.

On The Menu: Spaghetti and toasted garlic bread (sourdough English muffin)

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND VICE-PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS WON!
THE 2020 ELECTION WAS NOT STOLEN!
SOMEONE TELL THE GOP TRAITORS TO STFU!
(Oh wait, they know, but they’re lying racist scumbags)
Russia Hacked the US Government and US Industry.
There was NO RESPONSE from Trump and the GOP Traitors!
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE GUILTY OF TREASON, SEDITION,
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN, AND GENOCIDE!
High Treason is a capital crime.
14th AMENDMENT NOW! EXPEL THEM ALL FROM CONGRESS!
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE RUSSIAN ASSETS!
Arrest all of the GOP Traitors and conspirators!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! THE ONES WHO WERE SILENT ARE GUILTY TOO.
They betrayed their oath of office.
They aided and abetted Trump’s criminal family!
THEY HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!
THEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE AND INVESTIGATED!
EVERY GOP TRAITOR IN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SHOULD RESIGN OR BE EXPELLED! THEY SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY OF VIOLATING THEIR OATH OF OFFICE!
Article VI of the Constitution states that other officials, including members of Congress, “shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation to support this constitution

TRUMP IS A TRAITOR! – TED CRUZ IS A TRAITOR!
JOSH HAWLEY IS A TRAITOR! – MATT GAETZ IS A TRAITOR!
JIM JORDAN IS A TRAITOR! – LAUREN BOEBERT IS A TRAITOR!
LOUIE GOHMERT IS A TRAITOR! – DEVIN NUNES IS A TRAITOR!
STEVE SCALISE IS A RACIST WHITE SUPREMACIST TRAITOR!
PAUL GOSAR IS A TRAITOR! – MO BROOKS IS A TRAITOR!
ANDY BIGGS IS A TRAITOR! – TOMMY TUBERVILLE IS A TRAITOR!
MARJORIE TAYLOR-GREENE IS A TRAITOR! (Censor her!)
MADISON CAWTHORN IS A TRAITOR!
Bad decision to try to overthrow the United States Government!

THERE ARE ONLY THREE QUESTIONS TO ASK THE GOP TRAITORS!
ASK THESE QUESTIONS UNTIL THERE IS A DEFINITE YES OR NO ANSWER!
Q1: DID JOE BIDEN WIN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?
(A: YES) The election was not stolen – five simple words
Q2: DO YOU THINK THERE WAS TAMPERING OR FRAUD IN 2020 ELECTION?
(A: NO) The election was not stolen – five simple words
Q3: DID TRUMP COMMIT TREASON/SEDITION ON OR BEFORE JANUARY 6th?
(A: YES) IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION!

WHY ARE THEY RELEASING THE WHITE TRUMP TRAITORS?
THIS WAS INSURRECTION! THIS WAS A PLANNED ATTACK!
THIS WAS AN ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!
WHY HAVEN’T THOUSANDS WHO ATTACKED THE CAPITOL BEEN ARRESTED?
Arrest anyone who attacked the US Capitol on January 6, 2021!

THEY ARE NOT ARRESTING THE DANGEROUS WHITE SUPREMACISTS WHO ORGANIZED AND LED THE MOB. THEY ARE ARRESTING THE HIGH-PROFILE AND EASY TO IDENTIFY INSURRECTIONISTS BUT THE PROUD BOYS, Q-ANON RECRUITERS, AND OTHER MAGA TERRORISTS ARE STILL OUT THERE ONLINE
NO BAIL! NO LENIENCY! NO MERCY! MAXIMUM CHARGES AND SENTENCES!
SEIZE THEIR ASSETS! TAKE AWAY THEIR PASSPORTS AND VOTING RIGHTS!
TAKE THE GUNS AND BOMBS AND KNIVES UNDER THEIR BEDS AWAY!

Sunday, January 31, 2021 – it’s the last day of January 2021!

12:20am: SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
We made it through January! We made it through Trump!
(Well not all of us made it through Trump, remember the fallen and NEVER FORGET)

5:30pm: Recapping Sunday. We slept in until almost noon.
We were up early of course, and the dogs got fed and went outside.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. We’ve had a couple cups of espresso today.
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese for breakfast and then another for lunch.

SHOUT OUT to It’s Mr Video on YouTube!
He is a total CLOWN! And his reaction videos are a weird and fun distraction.

We needed another diversion, so we worked on a new Blog Post about “Concerts We Have Seen” today. We used a template that was circulating on Facebook and expanded it. And we added pics and shared some fun anecdotes. It will be published soon.
Here’s the template:

First concert –

Last concert –

Best concert –

Worst concert –

Loudest concert –

Seen the most –

Most surprising –

Next concert –

Wish I could have seen –

Copy & edit on your wall
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Read our previous Blog Post
“100 BANDS YOU DONE SAW N’ SH*T… (from fb, thanks Skippy!)”
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10:30pm: The dogs got fed supper. And they went outside. We picked up dinner from Hamburger Habit and groceries from the market. Then we ate our food and fell asleep for a couple hours. We just woke up again and the dogs went outside again.

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On The Menu: Double BBQ Bacon CharBurger with cheese, onion rings and fries
with a Dr Pepper to drink

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FEBRUARY

441000+ REPORTED US COVID-19 DEATHS AS OF THIS MORNING
(and that number remains under-reported, the actual number is higher)
MORE THAN
FOUR HUNDRED FORTY-ONE THOUSAND
AMERICAN CITIZENS HAVE ALREADY DIED!
THOUSANDS MORE ARE GOING DIE!
(Will anyone be held accountable?)
“I take no responsibility.” ~ Donald Trump on March 13, 2020

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LOCK THEM UP! TREASON! SEDITION! CONSPIRACY!

TOTAL FAILURE COSTS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF US CITIZENS THEIR LIVES!
No Tracking, No Testing, No Plan,
No PPE, No Ventilators, No Vaccines, No response
TRUMP NEVER HAD A PLAN FOR VACCINE DISTRIBUTION!
“OPERATION WARP SPEED” was TOTAL BULLSHIT!
GENOCIDE IS A CRIME! 400000 – 500000 Dead Americans!
NOW CAN WE DO CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY?
GENOCIDE! AND MURDER! WITH SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES!
FEDERAL OFFICIALS AND VICE-PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE
MUST BE INVESTIGATED, ARRESTED, AND PROSECUTED!

WHY ARE THE GOP TRAITORS STILL IN CONGRESS?
WHY AREN’T THEY IN PRISON?
EVERY REPUBLICAN IN OFFICE IS AN ACCESSORY
TO CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND GENOCIDE AT THIS POINT!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! THE ONES WHO WERE SILENT ARE GUILTY TOO.
They betrayed their oath of office.
They aided and abetted Trump’s criminal family!
NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR 441000+ DEAD AMERICANS
AND THE ATTEMPTED INTENTIONAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR DEMOCRACY.
The GOP Traitors NEVER HAD A PLAN!
They sold stock and did shady deals for PPE, respirators, and THE VACCINE!

ALEX AZAR, DEBORAH BIRX, JEROME ADAMS AND ROBERT REDFIELD FAILED!
They allowed the Trump Hydroxycloroquine “Pump and Dump” Con to continue.
They allowed the “Anti-Mask” politics to continue.
They supported and lied for Trump.

LOCK HIM UP! TRAITOR!

TRUMP IS A LOSER! TRUMP FAILED. EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
TRUMP MUST BE PUNISHED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!
Arrest Trump. Investigate Trump. Prosecute Trump.
CARRY OUT THE SENTENCE WITHOUT MERCY! NO PARDON!
Seize All of Trump’s Assets. Freeze All of Trump’s Bank Accounts Worldwide!
Arrest and Prosecute Trump’s Family! Arrest and Prosecute Trump’s Stooges!
LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

“THE TRUMP INSURRECTION” – it was never a peaceful protest!
A terror attack on the United States Capitol in Washington D.C.
aka Domestic Terrorism directed by Donald Trump
THIS WAS INSURRECTION! THIS WAS A PLANNED ATTACK!
THIS WAS AN ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!
An attempted coup. A GOP TRAITORS’ CONSPIRACY!
TREASON AND SEDITION! FELONY MURDER! INCITING A RIOT!

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR ABUSE OF POWER!
TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS!
TRUMP INCITED THE MOB AND GAVE THEM DIRECTIONS! End of story.
IT WAS DOMESTIC TERRORISM CAUSED BY DONALD TRUMP!
TRUMP TRIED TO MURDER HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES!
TRUMP WANTED THE MOB TO KILL VP PENCE AND MEMBERS OF CONGRESS!
NOW EVERY AMERICAN MUST CHOOSE! AMERICA OR TRUMP?
The Trump legacy will be DEATH. TRUMP TRIED TO KILL US ALL!
TRUMP KILLED 441000+ AMERICANS
AND WE NEED JUSTICE! WE NEED VENGEANCE FOR THE DEAD!
TRUMP TRIED TO KILL ART AND CULTURE AND MUSIC AND POETRY!
WE NEED A RECKONING!

Monday, February 1, 2021 – It’s FEBRUARY!
BLACK HISTORY MONTH BEGINS TODAY! – BLACKLIVESMATTER!

Rabbit! Rabbit!

12:05am: MONDAY! MONDAY! (can’t trust that day)
We don’t want to set up another Blog Post right now,
so we are going to add Monday, February 1, 2021 to this Blog Post,
and we’ll do “It’s Groundhog Day Again” tomorrow.
We just made a cup of espresso
and we are going to binge watch “Freaks and Geeks” now.

8:00am: We only watched the first episode.
We were up until 6:00am and then we slept for an hour.
And then the dogs got fed and went outside.
We drank a cup of espresso.
We just posted our previous Blog Post “Filing for California Unemployment”
And we watchied the second episode. (It’s a Beer Party!)
And now we are watching the third episode (Halloween)

10:00am: Another cup of espresso.
We played with the dogs and did a small bit of dog grooming again.
And onto episode four, and does this get better?
This show is very mean and the characters aren’t very nice.
So much “bullying” and anger. And now physical assault.
There’s kind of a happy ending to each episode…. kinda.
We’re pausing it now. Takin’ a break. Going to find something funny.

11:00am: We took the dog outside again.
It drizzled a little bit earlier, and it’s supposed to rain again today.
It’s a gray day out today, and there’s a storm a’comin’ soon.
We are tired, so we just made and drank another cup of espresso,

We got the newspapers and the mail.
AND BOOM! We received our EDD NOTICE today!
Notice of Pandemic Unemployment Assistance Award.
Thank you State of California for the letter.
We look forward to receiving a pandemic payment soon….
(maybe we’ll buy some GameStop stock and piss off FoxNews)

1:45pm: We ate a hearty chicken Cup O’Noodles and a banana.
We haven’t had a Cup of Noodles in over a decade we think….
it’s funny because we bought a few at the beginning of the pandemic,
in case of emergency or food shortage or civil unrest or total anarchy.
We are watching {“Food Factory” on National Geographic Channel and there was a segment on making ramen, so we decided to have some noodles for lunch (well, breakfast).
And then we ate a banana. and we’re still hungry.

9:20pm: What did we do today? We took a late afternoon nap and woke up at 6:00pm.
The dogs got fed and they went outside. And we still haven’t eaten anything.

12:45am Tuesday morning: We finally made some food, and we ate it. And now it’s past midnight and we just discovered a film called “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot” starring Sam Elliott and Ron Livingston, so we are going to have movie night at 1:00am!
We will let you know how it is. So, we are going to publish this Blog Post right now.

On The Menu: Turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, and cheese sandwich on a toasted sesame bagel. Dill pickle, celery & carrots, avocado, strawberries, raspberries and juice to drink.

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Traitor Trump is living at Mar-A-Lago after fleeing from Washington DC on January 20th, more than 10 DAYS ago! This is a clear violation of the 1993 agreement with the Town of Palm Beach that limits guest stays to a maximum of seven consecutive days.

In 1993, The Town of Palm Beach allowed Trump to turn Mar-A-Lago into a private club limited to a maximum of 500 members. The club’s initiation fee was doubled to $200,000 when Trump was elected and the current dues are $14,000 per year. Members can also stay in a suite (with an additional accommodation charge of course) for up to seven consecutive days and only for a maximum of 21 days a year, per the agreement.

Trump’s visits to Mar-A-Lago before he was elected were not tracked this restriction was never enforced, but they often exceeded the seven consecutive days and 21 days a year limit. And Trump spent a lot more than 21 days a year there on the taxpayer’s dime while he was in office including two weeks during Christmas every year. American taxpayers paid the bills for Trump’s travel, lodging, golf, and Secret Service protection for four years! And most of the money went directly into Trump’s pockets through his hotels. The Trump Hotels even charged the Secret Service resort fees when Trump, his family members, and/or Pence stayed overnight.

MAR-A-LAGO: 561-832-2600
(ask for Trump, tell them you’re a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and Alan Dershowitz)

Breaking News! The Scottish Government will vote this week on whether they should call for an Unexplained Wealth Order (UWO) and investigate the source of financing for Trump’s Scottish properties in Turnberry and Aberdeenshire.

“The Scottish Government has tried to avoid the question of investigating Donald Trump’s wealth for far too long. There are serious concerns about how he financed the cash purchases of his Scottish golf courses, but no investigation has ever taken place.”
– Patrick Harvie

AND WHERE ARE TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS?
THEY MUST BE PUBLICLY RELEASED!
Conflicts of Interest, Debts to Foreign Governments, Payouts to Pornstars,
Theft from Charities, Evidence of Tax Evasion and Fraud, what else?

TRUMP IS A LOSER! EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
AND WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

DON’T BELIEVE THE GOP TRAITORS AND THE FOXNEWS LIES!
ANYONE WHO SAYS JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS DIDN’T WIN
IS GUILTY OF TREASON AND SEDITION!
ALL GOP TRAITORS THAT STILL SUPPORT TRUMP AND THE BIG LIE
MUST BE EXPELLED, ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED!

FoxNews is UnAmerican!
EVERYTHING FOXNEWS SAYS IS A LIE!
FOXNEWS IS STILL PUSHING “THE BIG LIE” AND “ALTERNATIVE FACTS”
And FoxNews and Rupert Murdoch were complicit in the Trump Coup Attempt.
Arrest Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson immediately!
Arrest all of FoxNews’ on-air personalities and executives!
CHANGE THE CHANNEL. TURN OFF FOXNEWS!
BOYCOTT FOXNEWS AND ITS ADVERTISERS! CANCEL FOXNEWS!
FOXNEWS IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO DEMOCRACY!
FOXNEWS IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE UNITED STATES.

BOYCOTT MYPILLOW!
BOYCOTT TELEVISION SHOWS SPONSORED BY MYPILLOW!
MIKE LINDELL IS A GOP TRAITOR!

Rudy Giuliani allegedly lied and then defamed the Lincoln Project this week,
so they called their lawyers. They’ll have to wait behind Dominion Voting Systems.

And here’s the Lincoln Project’s lawyers letter to Rudy if you want to smile right now:

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

WARNING! The COVID-19 South African variant strain detected in the USA!
WARNING! THE COVID-19 UK variant strain is here in the USA!
CDC: DO NOT TRAVEL – The safest thing to do is to stay home!

“If you don’t know the answer, don’t guess. Just say you don’t know the answer.”
— Dr. Anthony Fauci

Not just “refreshing” to hear the TRUTH, it’s such a relief.
NOW THERE IS A PLAN!
NOW THERE IS AN EMERGENCY RESPONSE!
NOW THERE IS SCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE!
THERE ARE HEALTH EXPERTS IN CHARGE! (NOT POLITICIANS)
STOPPING THE SPREAD AND CONTAINMENT ARE NOW REAL OBJECTIVES!

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!

“Mask Up America” is President Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

WASH YOUR HANDS! with Anti-Bacterial Soap!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO HAS THE CORONAVIRUS!
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH STRANGERS!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FRIENDS!
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
DON’T GO TO CHURCH or TEMPLE or MOSQUE!
DON’T GATHER IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE!
ZERO CONTACT WITH FAMILY YOU ARE NOT ISOLATED WITH!

There is NO IMMUNITY! There is NO CURE!
YOU COULD DIE. YOU COULD FUCKING DIE.
YOU COULD INFECT SOMEONE ELSE AND THEY COULD DIE.
HOW UNBELIEVABLY SELFISH TO EXPOSE SOMEONE ELSE!
THIS IS NOT A HOAX! “DON’T BE AN A**HOLE!”
THIS VIRUS MAY KILL YOU OR SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!
THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH EMERGENCY!
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

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RABBIT! RABBIT!

And remember to SOCIAL DISTANCE!
Stay a minimum of SIX FEET away from others!

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!

NOTE: We apologize if this Blog Post may be a little repetitive.
We may have gotten a little carried away with our “passion” on this one.

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