CV! Part 169 – June! June! June! (Friday, Saturday, Sunday)

CV! Part 169 – June! June! June! (Friday, Saturday, Sunday)

What do you want from life?….
An Indian guru to show you the inner light?
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Friday, June 4, 2021 – Happy Weekend!
It’s the 155th Day of the Year!
There are only two hundred and ten days until 2022.

12:05am: Monday was a holiday. And so we are taking Aloha Friday off today.

What do you want from life?
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth?
We know someone who knows him.

3:00am: We ate a piece of cold leftover pizza.

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6:45am: The SUN was up early. And shined through the window brightly….
We woke up and took the dog outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Donuts.
It’s Friday! It’s June. It’s the FIRST FRIDAY in JUNE!
Are you Fully Vaccinated? Really? Okay, but not everyone is….
and Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
YOU DON’T AND WON’T KNOW WHO IS FULLY VACCINATED!!!!!

Kidnap an heiress and threaten her with a knife?
Today you can end up in Facebook jail just for suggesting that.

It’s NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!
(Donut happen every year on the first Friday in June?)
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Read our previous Blog Posts! We love donuts! We love National Donut Day!
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FREE DONUT with any beverage purchase at Dunkin’ Donuts
and freebies at lots of other donut places today!

A dream date in knee pants with Paul Williams?
Again, we know someone who knows him….
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One Year Ago:  BLACKLIVESMATTER! (“cop-baiting”)

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10:00am: We ate the last four slices of leftover pizza for breakfast.
We just listened to two “WTF with of Marc Maron” Podcasts. One with Gabe Kaplan (from “Welcome Back Kotter”) and one with Danny Elfman (from Oingo Boingo). Fun stuff.

How can you tell when you’re doin’ alright? 
Does your bank account swell while you’re dreaming at night?

National Cheese Day! – Say CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!
See our previous Blog Post “The Cheese Shop Sketch” – JUST POSTED!

1:25pm: We took a short nap. And we’re awake again. We drank an iced espresso.
Choreboy woke up too. He cleaned out the fridge and did some laundry today.
He did a little watering and backyard work too.

A new Matador? A new Mastadon? A Maverick?,
A Mustang? A Montego? A Merc Montclair?
a Mark IV? A Meteor? A Mercedes? An MG? Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty? A Maserati? A Mack truck?
A Mazda? A new Monza? Or a moped?
We’re looking at Skoolies, CamperVans, and even RVs! ROAD TRIP TIME!

2:50pm: We took the dogs outside. And now we’re all chillin’ in the Home Office.
And then they went into the bedroom for a nap so we could do some stuff uninterrupted.

A Dyna-Gym? (I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home)
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National SAFE Day!
One in three households in the United States has at least one firearm.
End senseless child deaths! LOCK YOUR GUNS!
Promote and practice responsible gun ownership!

Secure gun storage is the primary responsibility of all gun owners.
Educate children about firearms and gun safety! (even if you don’t own them)
And always ask the question: “Are there any unsecured firearms in the house?”

S – Secure all firearms in the home
A – Ask the question about unsecured firearms in the homes your child visits
F – Frequently talk to your children about the dangers of firearms
E – Educate and Empower others to be SAFE


6:20pm: Time to feed the dogs. We have their supper and medicine ready to go.
Just enjoying the evening and now it’s FRIDAY NIGHT! First Friday in June.
Finished being Choreboy for today, almost. We have leftover Chinese food for later.
OR we can do something else for dinner tonight. Hmmm… but what?
We cleaned out the fridge, so now we have go to market and stock up on food.

A microwave oven? (Don’t watch the food cook)


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National Cognac Day! 40% Alcohol by volume.
Cognac is a variety of brandy named after Cognac, France, made according to strict regulations, and produced using white grapes from one of six different regions of Southwest France (Charente and Charente-Maritime). Cognac tastes like brandy but has flavors unique to cognac: fruity, sweet, spicy, and/or bitter.

Cognac is made from grapes and Whiskey from grain, most usually barley. …
Cognac begins as fermented grape juice that becomes a wine.
It is double-distilled with grain, made in limited amounts, and then aged in oak barrels.
The oak has an impact on the brandy, adding a subtle nutty or toasty flavor, under the richer fruit, vanilla, and spice tastes.

The current legally defined age categories of Cognac are VS, VSOP, and XO.
V.S.: Eau de vies with a minimum age of 2 years. (aka Very Special or Three Stars)
V.S.O.P.: Eau de vies with a minimum age of 4 years. (aka Very Special Old Pale or Reserve)
X.O.: Eau de vies with a minimum age of 10 years – “If It’s Old, Drink It Straight!”

Hennessy VS is the big name in the US Cognac market at ~$30 per bottle.
and so is Crown Royal XO (a Canadian Whisky made with a bourbon mash):
“a skillfully blended Crown Royal Whisky finished in cognac casks, resulting in both an extraordinarily complex and smooth expression. This is an elegant whisky that is deliciously balanced with hints of vanilla, spice and rich dry fruit”

Cognac may be good when enjoyed in moderation. And there is scientific evidence that the benefits may include: increased antioxidant levels (prevent clogged arteries, heart disease, cancer and vision loss) and it may help with absorption of other antioxidants.

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A Winnebago? Hell! A whole herd of Winnebagos!? We’re giving ’em away!

3:20am Saturday: Well, we fell asleep around midnight. And we just woke up.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We ate leftover Chinese food for dinner. We took the dogs outside again.
Choreboy came back and did some more laundry. And then we fell asleep.

On The Menu: Leftover Kung pao chicken and we fried the leftover rice.
With a glass of cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink. Good Shabbos!

Watching Friday Night Livestreams (from Las Vegas and Los Angeles) on YouTube!
We are very entertained!
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A Las Vegas Wedding? A Mexican Divorce?

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Clarence Williams III RIP
May the Four Winds blow him safely home.


Saturday, June 5, 2021

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3:30am: We’re awake! We just woke up.
We are going to take the dogs outside now.

A heated kidney shaped pool?

4:05am: We just took the dogs outside to take care of business.
And then we put them back in the bedroom to sleep again.

4:45am: We made a cup of espresso. Drink coffee. Drink water.
We tried to make donuts using refrigerated biscuit and FAILED.
So we ate some bacon. And we did another load of laundry.

Rosemary’s Baby?

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8:15am: We made another cup of espresso.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We got the newspapers. And we scooped the poop. Hey Saturday morning.

Real, simulated Indian jewelry?

9:10am: And everything is peachy. We drank a little orange juice.
We are just chillin’ in the Home Office and watching YouTube vids.

10:35am: Talking to a crazy old friend on the phone….

A year’s supply of antibiotics?

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10:40pm: Okay, recapping Saturday…. what happened?
We took the dogs outside.
We got dressed and left the house, to run errands, and be out of the house.

A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi?
Emperor Nero: “Bring me a small lyre….”
Liar: “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it! I wasn’t even there!
I was at a friend’s house! The check is in the mail!”
(LOVE this from Mel Brooks’ “History of the World, Part 1”)

We returned after 1:00pm and took the dogs outside,
we drank an iced espresso then and we chilled.
Then we took a nap. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We chilled some more.

To get cable TV and watch it every night?
Binge-watching shows on Netflix, AmazonPrime, HULU and Disney+

We realized we hadn’t eaten anything ALL DAY and we were hungry.
So we took the dogs outside and then went into the kitchen.
We banged out breakfast for dinner, ate it all, and now we’re not hungry.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over easy, bacon, 2 biscuits, celery and carrot sticks,
and a fried (in the bacon fat) brioche bun with cinnamon sugar – YUM.
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A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum?

Sunday, Temple Burn – Burning Man 2017
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There you sit a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep and what do you wear when you’re sleeping?


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The Flag of the United States of America

Sunday, June 6, 2021 – Anniversary of D-Day!
The Invasion of Europe during World War II began on this day in 1944.

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D-Day! View from inside a landing craft.

4:15am: We slept a little bit with the dogs… only three on the bed with us,
and one on the dog bed… then we woke up, and the dogs are still sleeping.
So now we’re awake and hungry, but we don’t want to wake them up.

A Gucci shoetree?

10:10am: We tried to sleep, but failed. So we got up and took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Scoop the poop. (yes we do that all the time)
We had the dogs in the Home Office and now they’re in the bedroom.
We watched Youtube vids, and worked on Blog Posts this morning.

A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot?

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11:30am: We made an iced espresso. We took the dogs outside.
Now we’re chillin’ in the Home Office and we just published a New Blog Post!
“The Cheese Shop Sketch” ripped, edited and posted for Sunday morning.

And Sunday is GUN DAY in California!
In case you missed it, Federal Judge Robert Benitez overturned California’s 1989 Assault Weapons Ban. Last year, he ruled against the state’s ban on high-capacity magazines, and the restriction on remote purchases of gun ammunition. The ruling and injunction are stayed for 30 days. Next up, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals and possibly the Supreme Court.
NOTE: A handgun was the most used weapon in murders in the United States,
and accounted for 6368 victims in 2019 according to FBI data.

Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number?
He’s just going to mumble mumble mumble and then ask for his check…..
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9:50pm: Recapping Sunday. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
We hung out with dogs all day.
We took a nap. We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
The dogs got fed and went outside.
We went back to bed for a little bit longer. We woke up.
We watched some YouTube vids.
And now it’s 10:00pm and we haven’t eaten anything again today.
So, we’re going to the kitchen to make some dinner.

A meaningless love affair with a girl that you met tonight?
“We came here to meet girls and dance,
and we can’t meet girls until we dance!”
– Sean Whalen as “Heckler” in “That Thing You Do”
He was the “Aaron Burr!” Guy from the first “Got Milk?” commercial,
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NOTE: WE JUST THOUGHT ABOUT A SPONTANEOUS ROAD TRIP TO LAS VEGAS!
We even looked at room rates and reservations….. only four and a half hours away.
But, NO. It would be easy, but not cheap, even with the freebies we can get.
Gas (to and from Los Angeles), hotel room with resort fees and taxes, parking, food and beverage, and then the entertainment = $$$$. So, we VETOED going tomorrow.
Also, we are still not comfortable around strangers, other people we don’t know, and crowds.
AND SO THERE’S THAT TOO. We will be going in the very near future, just not this week.

11:25pm: We made and ate dinner. Then we took the dog the outside.
And then we fell asleep….

Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?

On The Menu:
NY Steak with an uncured bacon, sautéed onion, soy and red wine reduction; steamed broccoli and carrots, and garlic bread on toasted sourdough English muffins
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Or a baby’s arm holding an apple?

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“Tank Man” v. Chinese Military – Tiananmen Square, Beijing, China – June 4th 1989

The Chinese government condemned the student protests as a “counter-revolutionary riot”, and has prohibited all forms of discussion of the protest or remembrance of the Massacre. Any and all references to the events of the “June Fourth Incident” in 1989 have been censored from all state media, the internet, schools, universities and modern history.

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in June of 2021!

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ONE YEAR AGO! Just one year ago.
Don’t think this can’t happen here ever again.
Why are the GOP Traitors still in office and not in prison?
Treason, Sedition, Crimes Against Humanity, and Crimes Against Children
are Federal and International Criminal Offenses. AND THEY ARE GUILTY.


NEVER FORGET!
The GOP Traitors in Congress voted against another stimulus payment.
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EVERY REPUBLICAN IN CONGRESS
VOTED AGAINST PRESIDENT BIDEN’S STIMULUS PAYMENT!

WTF? FIVE MONTHS LATER (remember the January 6th Insurrection?)
THERE WON’T BE A (“Bi-partisan”) CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION? WTF?
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED! YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!
The criminal GOP Traitors in the Trump administration
MUST BE PROSECUTED FOR TREASON, SEDITION, INSURRECTION,
CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN, CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and GENOCIDE!
AND DO NOT TRUST THE 2020 CENSUS!
OR ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE LYING TO YOU! DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!


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“What do you want from life? 
Someone to love and somebody that you can trust
To try and be happy while you do the nasty things you must”

Well, you can’t have that, but if you’re an American citizen you are entitled to: all of the above.
– “What Do You Want From Life” by The Tubes.



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