CV! Part 164- The Middle of May
(DoNotTravelTuesday! Wednesday and Thursday)
“BANG! YOU GOT ENLIGHTMENT!” – Big Steve Parish
Tuesday, May 18, 2021 – Dinosaur Day!
It’s Mount St. Helen’ Day!
On this day in 1980, Mount St. Helens in Washington state erupted.
The deadliest volcanic eruption in U.S. history to date killed 57 people
and caused more than ONE BILLION DOLLARS in damage.
8:35am: We woke up early. We took the dog outside.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside again.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We ate a peanut butter and raspberry jam on challah bread.
6:30pm: We slept all day again.
Time for dinner.
On The Menu: Chicken stroganoff, spinach, and a baked potato
10:40pm: Recapping Tuesday. Nothing happened,
Not even going to try to sweeten this up. Just keep scrolling, please.
And a piece of leftover CAKE (from the freezer, and defrosted)
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Wednesday, May 19, 2021 – National Devil’s Food Cake Day!
NOTE: Because of no sleep, we didn’t do anything. So we didn’t write anything.
CAKE! So, this is to sweeten this day up:
5:45pm: Recapping Wednesday. Nothing happened.
We didn’t sleep again last night and we were up at dawn.
The dogs went outside and got fed. We drank espresso.
We got the newspapers and the mail. We got the packages.
On The Menu: Leftover Chinese food. Kung pao chicken and rice for lunch.
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The gardener and pool guy came today. We took a short nap. We took the dogs outside.
We watched TV and surfed the internet. And we watched a lot of YouTube today.
THINKING ABOUT TRAVELING. But “Not Ready For Normal” yet.
“Get your kicks on Route 66!”
US Route 66 – established 1926
Route 66
written by Bobby Troup
“If you ever plan to motor west,
Travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.
It winds from Chicago to LA,
More than two thousand miles all the way.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.
Now you go through Saint Louis, Joplin, Missouri,
And Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
You see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona. Don’t forget Winona,
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernandino.
Won’t you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that California trip
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.”
Our next ROAD TRIP might be coming to your ‘hood.
Send me a message if you’re vaccinated and want a visit!
Read our previous Blog Post “Route 66 for TravelTuesday 2020”
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10:25pm: We picked up California Pizza Kitchen for dinner.
On The Menu: A Hawaiian pizza with pepperoni (not Canadian bacon)
Thursday, May 20, 2021
On this day in 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed the Homestead Act into law:
provides 180 acres of public land in the American West to anyone who settles
and improves it for five years,
We did not know this until yesterday!
3:00am: We fell asleep for a little bit. And now we are awake again.
Are you still with us?
There’s only one of you!
Don’t try to be two!
7:30am: We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
10:55am: We got the newspapers and the mail. We slept for a little bit.
We made another cup of espresso. And we just drank it.
We took the dog outside again and again.
“Look at this stuff. Chicks in New York paying top dollar for this garbage.”
Really? Seriously? The things that are showing up in my Facebook newsfeed….
STUFF WE WILL NEVER BUY! Adblock updated and now there are Ads again. WTF?
This was never a good look for anyone (except zebras and Bonnie Morgan).
6:15pm: We ate leftover Chinese food (orange peel beef) for lunch.
The housekeeper came and cleaned the house so we holed up in the Home Office.
We took a nap. We took another nap. We woke up and took the dogs outside.
We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside. We drank a cup of espresso.
8:30pm: We just ordered a pizza delivery.
10:00pm: The pizza came. We ate some pizza. It was really good.
On the Menu: Extra-large pizza with sausage and meatball
Charles Grodin RIP
Paul Mooney RIP
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DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? (we will reserve our comments today)
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY THE FUCK HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
US Surgeon General recommends:
Wearing two masks can improve fit & give you better protection from COVID19.
Wear a disposable mask under a cloth mask.
*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose!
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
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Mullah’s Chai Recipe! yes this is it, and you make it to taste
(from the “Buck & Mug” with Don Brown’s blessings)
Ingredients:
Black Tea
Fresh Cardamom
Fresh Ginger (grated or sliced)
Fresh Mint
Honey (optional)
Milk/Cream (optional)
Lemon (optional)
Sugar (optional)
Directions:
In first pot, boil fresh cardamom and sliced fresh ginger for a few minutes.
Drain the seasoned hot water into large teapot.
In a second pot, boil water, remove from flame,
Steep black tea and mint for 3 minutes.
Combine in teapot, serve, and finish off with honey and milk or cream.
Lemon and sugar are optional. Enjoy it!
JoshWillTravel 
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