CV! Part 162 – DoNotTravel! (Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday)

CV! Part 162 – DoNotTravel! (Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday)
ZERO CONTACT is still the only way to stay safe!
WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – StayTheF*ckHome!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
Do not go to movie theaters, musical performances, shopping malls,
dance parties, sporting events, Las Vegas, or any kind of public gathering!

NOTE: We wrote most of this Blog Post before the CDC announced the new “relaxed” guidelines on Thursday. BUT THIS IS OUR STORY AND WE ARE STICKING TO IT!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
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COVID-19 Cases are Extremely High. Avoid Events and Gatherings.
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are extremely high across the United States. To decrease your chance of getting and spreading COVID-19, CDC recommends that you do not visit with people who do not live with you at this time. Attending events and gatherings increases your risk of getting and spreading COVID-19. Stay home to protect yourself and others from COVID-19.
– from the CDC Website Updates as of April 27, 2021

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
582000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19
as of today.
62300+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
52100+ Reported Deaths in New York from COVID-19 as of today
(these are the reported numbers, the true numbers are much higher)
INDIA IS IN TOTAL CRISIS. THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC IS OUT OF CONTROL.
NOTE: People are still arriving in the United States from India everyday!

TAKE this for what it is…. CONTRADICTORY!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
If you can still infect someone and catching COVID-19 is still possible, and you should keep wearing your mask, because herd immunity is still far away…..2022.
HOW IS IT OKAY TO VISIT WITH FAMILY & FRIENDS (in small groups without masks)?

GET VACCINATED if you haven’t yet!
*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose! 

You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

DO NOT TRAVEL! JUST STAYTHEF*CKHOME!
And we confess, we made a hotel reservation!
But we are not traveling until after Summer.
NOW GAS PRICES ARE SPIKING! Any chance to gouge the consumer….
Rental car prices are TOO HIGH. Used Car prices are TOO HIGH!
Food costs are TOO HIGH! Blame Trump’s tariffs and COVID-19.
Now the cost of diesel fuel is going to send transport costs higher.
THE RUSSIAN RANSOMWARE ATTACK ON THE SOUTHERN PIPELINE
The cyber-attacks on the United States by our enemies are ACTS OF WAR!
WE MUST PROTECT OUR CYBER SYSTEMS FROM HACKERS!
WE MUST RETALIATE WITH A VENGEANCE!
AND WE MUST REPAIR AND RESTORE OUR CORRUPTED SYSTEMS!

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in May of 2021!
FOUR MONTHS LATER (remember the January 6th Insurrection?)
AND THERE IS STILL NO CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION!
The criminal GOP Traitors in the Trump administration
MUST BE PROSECUTED FOR TREASON, SEDITION, INSURRECTION,
CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN, CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and GENOCIDE!
AND DO NOT TRUST THE 2020 CENSUS!
OR ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!

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Tuesday, May 11, 2021 – it’s not the 130th day of the year, it’s the 131st.
NOTE: WE MAY HAVE BEEN “CONFUSED” THIS MORNING. But we fixed it.

7:40am: So, we didn’t sleep AT ALL. We’ve been up all night.
Time to feed the dogs and morning stuff.

There was a HOT PURSUIT this morning! And it was LIT! It was ON FIRE!
A guy stole a U-Haul cargo truck, and drove it around until they hit him with the Spike Strip. Then the front wheel caught fire when he kept on driving, and it  set the whole truck ablaze. The dude footbailed and ran away. He jumped some walls, and then got caught trying to walk casually down the street after being spotted by the helicopters.
One suspect in custody. One rental truck totaled.
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3:10pm: Recapping Tuesday morning into the afternoon.
We took the dogs outside and fed the dogs. And took the dogs outside again.
We got the newspapers and then went to bed. We slept for a little bit.
We woke up and took the dogs outside again. It’s a beautiful day!
We played with the dogs. We chilled with them in the Home Office.
We got the mail. And then we had breakfast at 2:00pm.
On The Menu: 3 eggs over medium, bacon, 3 toasted mini-bagels with cream cheese, dill pickle, celery and carrot sticks, and half of a large avocado. And an iced espresso to drink.

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!


Wednesday, May 12, 2021 – HUMPDAY!

 

3:33am: well, we’re still awake at 3:30am.and we didn’t eat dinner….
Tuesday was endless. Still is on Wednesday morning.
AND WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING.
Took care of the dogs, took care of the house, took care of us….
So, we cleaned up the Home Office a little.
And we cut up a pineapple about an hour ago.
And we microwaved and ate a tiny frozen burrito.
We just took the dogs outside again,
and now they’re sleeping on the bed and snoring softly.

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8:05am: Ugh. Good morning? We went to bed right after we wrote the 3:33am entry, but we got woken up a little before 5;30am by something. And then the dogs were making noise…..
So we were wide awake. We prepped the dogs breakfast, got the newspapers, we drank a cup of espresso, we took the dogs outside, we fed the dogs, we took the dogs outside again, we took the dogs out in the big yard. The gardener rides the lawnmower around the neighbor’s yard for hours and it’s just way too loud. We might make a noise complaint…. yeah right.

NOTE: WE TOOK THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
Nothing happened. We chilled with the dogs until evening.
We were outside and in the Home Office. We watched TV and surfed the interweb.
The gardeners came. The pool guy came. We got the newspapers and the mail.
We took a shower. And then we made breakfast for dinner again.

On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, toasted onion bagel with cream cheese,
half of an avocado and fresh pineapple. 
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We tried to sleep around 8:00pm, but no dice…. so we are still awake at 1:00am on Thursday.

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!


Thursday, May 13, 2021 – THE BIG DAY!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
ZERO CONTACT is still the only way to stay safe!

12:55am: WE ARE NOT MARRIED. Today is a good time to say it out loud.

8:35am: Happy Anniversary! And it’s TWO WEEKS today!
WE ARE NOW FULLY VACCINATED! We got our second shot two weeks ago.
There’s a real sense of relief. We do not want to get sick. We don’t want to die.
And we don’t want to get anyone else sick. GET VACCINATED (if you haven’t yet).
THAT IS WHY WE HAVE BEEN HIDING FOR FIFTEEN MONTHS!
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The CDC and the White House lifted the “mask mandate” today!
And the CDC changed their Guidelines about wearing masks:
Mask wearing will not be required….. WTF? WHAT THE F*CK? WTF?
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HOLY SHIT!
KTLA NEWS IS JUST RUNNING PURE PROPAGANDA NOW!!!!

Everyday this week, there was another story about GOOD COPS.
or GOOD COP BODY CAM FOOTAGE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
This morning they have LAPD Chief Michel Moore defending LAPD’s crimes.
NOTE: Attacking, assaulting, and arresting peaceful protesters is not defending officers, or protecting or serving the citizens of the City of Los Angeles – he should be fired immediately)
BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE VIOLENCE AND BRUTALITY!
And here’s the KTLA Morning News banner:
“Uptick of Violent Crimes During The Pandemic-
What’s Behind It And Will L.A. Re-opening Stop It?”
FUCK KTLA MORNING NEWS! – this is the state of our local news in Los Angeles now…. 

We ate a toasted egg bagel with peanut butter and raspberry jam after midnight.
We fell asleep for a little bit. We woke up early early. The dogs went outside.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside again. We drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

2:15pm: We took a nap.
We woke up, took the dogs outside, and made an iced espresso.
Time to run some errands.


TWO PURSUITS TODAY! One in the morning and one in the late afternoon. 

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First, we got a Thursday morning PURSUIT!
The PIT manuever, once, twice, three times.
Finally rolled the truck and the CHP had to smash the window
and pull the guy out by his feet and flip-flops. One suspect in custody.

The second pursuit was in the late afternoon. Kidnapping suspect with the victim in a Prius.
Another wild one. They PIT maneuvered this guy into someone’s driveway and hit a parked car. Another accident happened when a civilian SUV driver got distracted and crashed into a CHP vehicle parked in the middle of the street! The suspect footballed and ran into an apartment complex (and his mom’s house). The victim escaped. And then there was a standoff with the Sheriffs, that didn’t end for hours, when the suspect surrendered,


9:50pm: Recapping Thursday.
We ran our errands. Went to the bank, post office, and we went to our local Goodwill.
We were double masked and stayed socially distanced from the other customers.
Didn’t buy anything, but we browsed for a bit, and felt less nervous about other people.

We came home and changed back to our house clothes (sweats and a t-shirt).
We took the dogs outside. We played with the dogs. The dogs got fed.
We ordered hamburgers for dinner to pickup. We picked up dinner.
(THEY SCREWED UP THE ORDER AGAIN! – AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY TIME)

On The Menu: CHEEEEBURGIEEEEEE! Double BBQ Bacon Charburger with cheese,
onion rings, yam fries, and a coke to drink from the Habit Grill.
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See our previous Blog Post or YouTube video about the Habit Grill, link below. 

We almost fell asleep after dinner. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
So, we made chocolate chip cookies.
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And then we got put in Facebook JAIL for 24 hours. FUCK!

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Seek immediate help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, get professional help immediately!
If your distress impacts your daily life for any length of time (a couple days or many weeks),
talk to a clergy member, counselor, or healthcare provider.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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HAPPINESS IS A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN GOAL! BE HAPPY TODAY!
The three key aspects that will lead to our well-being and happiness:
an end to poverty, a reduction of inequality, and the protection of our planet.

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