CV! Part 159 – Cinco de Mayo! (Wednesday)
On March 17th, everyone is Irish.
On May 5th, everyone is Mexican!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
Do not go to movie theaters, musical performances, shopping malls,
dance parties, sporting events, Las Vegas, or any kind of public gathering!
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Wednesday, May 5, 2021 – Happy Cinco de Mayo!
El Día de la Batalla de Puebla
Celebrate Mexico’s victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
Cinco de Mayo is NOT Mexican Independence Day!
Día de la Independencia – Mexican Independence Day is September 16, 1810.
9:25am: We woke up early. The dogs went outside and got fed.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Drink Tequila. When is Cinco de Mayo?
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese. And now it’s Wednesday.
BREAKING NEWS:
FACEBOOK WILL UPHOLD THE BAN ON DONALD TRUMP!
TRAITOR TRUMP WILL NOT BE ALLOWED BACK ON FACEBOOK.
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced Broadway Show tickets
will go on sale today for 100% capacity in theaters re-opening on Sept. 14.
EAT. DRINK. DANCE. STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
22% of new COVID-19 cases are CHILDREN!
GET VACCINATED! (if you haven’t yet)
We got dressed and took a little trip to Pomona today.
Had to pick up a really cool poster.
So we got in the car and drove there and back.
We left at 11:00am and it was a pretty easy drive with almost no traffic.
We got to our friend’s house and got the poster. Outside and masked.
And then we drove home, more traffic this time, coming back at 12:30pm.
But we made good time, stopped at the Post Office, and then went home.
BABY STEPS. It was HOT. It was bright. There was a lot of motion.
We haven’t made a drive that long (distance and time) in almost a year.
Very important to pay attention and remember you’re going 70mph….
we saw the Highway Patrol in our rearview in Pasadena on the way out,
and another one on the way back. And people were jamming when they could.
We took it easy, had a nice uneventful drive there and back, and got the poster.
We got home, changed back to our comfy clothes, and took a nap.
The Four Stages of Tequila:
2 shots = I’m Rich
4 shots = I’m Good Looking
6 shots = I’m Invisible
8 shots = I’m Bulletproof
“TACO, TACO!” (It’s always TACOTUESDAY somewhere!)
Pursuit today and the LA Sheriffs don’t play! After an excellent PIT maneuver, they were immediately out of the car with guns drawn at his window and they didn’t wait a minute before pulling the dude out of the car and throwing him on the pavement!
And then there was another really short pursuit!
Dude footbailed and ran about a block, then tried to play it off like it wasn’t him, and he was just walkin’, until the officer pulled up and pointed the gun at him. Suspect in custody:
(Wasting away again in) Magarita-ville. Drink Tequila today!
We banged out a quick dinner after digesting the bad news…..
On The Menu: 3 eggs over medium, bacon, toasted pepper jack cheese sandwich on sourdough, 1/2 of a large avocado, carrot and celery sticks, pita chips and a dill pickle with an iced espresso to drink.
Have you been to Mexico? What’s your favorite destination?
Drink. Drink. Drink Tequila.
Tequila is a distilled beverage made from the blue agave plant,
primarily in the area surrounding the city of Tequila 65 km northwest of Guadalajara,
and in the Jaliscan Highlands of the central western Mexican state of Jalisco……
With 100% agave tequila, blanco or plata is harsher
with the bold flavors of the distilled agave up front,
while reposado and añejo are smoother, subtler, and less complex.
As with other spirits aged in casks, tequila takes on the flavors of the wood,
while the harshness of the alcohol mellows. – wikipedia
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
578000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of today.
62000+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
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Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive
Jim Hayes RIP 
“To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to dream?
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause, there’s the respect,
That makes calamity of so long life”
My old friend Jim Hayes has passed.
We were walking partners on Security, and party buddies RPFN, RPFS and Dickens 83-94…. before I was swallowed up by Hollywood. He was a great friend and he taught me a lot. He kept me in and out of trouble. He was a vet, a proud patriot, and a gun lovin’ liberal! We had tremendous fun “back in the day” and I am very sad that he is gone.
Another one bites the dust…. F*ck Cancer!
Safety meetings in Heaven brother. RIP
He stomped on the Terra.
May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
May his memory be a blessing.
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