CV! Part 157 – MAYDAY! (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
Do not go to movie theaters, musical performances, shopping malls,
dance parties, sporting events, Las Vegas, or any kind of public gathering!
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Today’s Google Doodle: Get Vaccinated. Wear a Mask. Save Lives.
Friday, April 30, 2021 – the last day of April
National Arbor Day! – Hug a Tree! Plant a Tree! Protect a Tree! 
National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day!
National Honesty Day
National Bugs Bunny Day! – “What’s up Doc?”
On this day in 1938, Bugs Bunny first appeared in an animated short as Happy Rabbit in “Porky’s Hare Hunt”, and then with a name in 1940 as Bugs Bunny in “A Wild Hare”.
Bugs Bunny Statue at Warner Brothers Studio in Burbank
National Oatmeal Cookie Day!
Soft Oatmeal Cookies – Makes 2 dozen
Directions:
In a medium bowl, cream together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar.
Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla.
Combine flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon; stir into the creamed mixture.
Mix in oats. Cover, and chill dough for at least one hour.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F
Grease the cookie sheets with vegetable oil or shortening
Roll the dough into 1″ balls, and place 2 inches apart on cookie sheets.
Flatten each cookie with a fork dipped in sugar.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes.
Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes
before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.
ART:
National Raisin Day (sun-dried grapes) – “I heard it through the grapevine”
California raisin growers promoted the first National Raisin Day in 1909.
1:30am: Why are we still awake?
8:50am: It’s Friday! Our shoulder hurts.
We didn’t sleep much. Tired but not sleepy.
We finally went to bed at dawn after taking the dogs outside.
And we woke up more than once…. and then it was 8:00am.
We took the dogs outside. We fed the dogs. We took the dogs outside.
We drank a cup of espresso Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
We ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
We got the newspapers and brought in the trashcan that stayed out all night.
It’s beautiful outside already. Going to be really sunny and hot here today.
AND DISNEYLAND (and California Adventure) RE-OPENS TODAY!
11:15am: Okay, we drank another cup of espresso after we woke up.
We went back to bed for a little bit, and might have slept a little too.
We also drank a little juice and a lot of water. And we got the mail.
Our shoulder hurts (an annoying pain) at the injection site.
LISTEN REGGAE MUSIC! Get Ready! Rocksteady! Jah, Mon!
We just got sucked in by Toots and the Maytals today.
Time to take the dogs outside again on this gorgeous and sunny day.
11:50pm: And we’re back. We took the dogs outside and let them enjoy the sun.
Now we’re back in the Home Office and it may be time for us to take another nap.
We were wearing sunglasses and it was still really bright out….
and it’s HOT in the SFV. 90 DEGREES Fahrenheit right now.
12:30pm: We did our civic duty and registered for Jury Duty today.
Citizen JoshWillTravel (now that we are vaccinated)
We were summoned for Jury Duty in January, but we postponed.
Not during a CoronaVirus pandemic (even if we probably wouldn’t have to serve)
And not going to Downtown Los Angeles (because there’s a courthouse nearby)
AND THEY EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR “REAL ID” until 2023.
We stood in line at the CA DMV in Summer of 2020 to get our Real ID license.
Read about it in our previous Blog Post back in the CoronaVirus Diary. F*CK.
Our JoshWillTravel Blog is truly
INTERNATIONAL and WORLDWIDE today!
Visits from Six Continents! And it’s still early in the day.
We don’t normally check, but we did today.
2:55pm: And we are awake again. We went down hard and took a nap.
Still tired. And our shoulder is still sore. We took the dogs outside. Still HOT.
We put them in the bedroom and then made an iced espresso.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
6:30pm: We took another nap. Woke up and it was time to feed the dogs.
The dogs are fed. And we took them outside on both sides.
And now they’re chilling’ with us in the Home Office on Friday night.
We made another iced espresso. Feeling tired and not feeling great.
And we iced our shoulder earlier, so it’s still sore, but feels a little better now.
We haven’t eaten today, so we are going to go make a nice dinner in just a bit.
But first we must play with the dogs…… such good boys.
8:20pm: We made some dinner. And then we ate dinner. Good Shabbos!
On The Menu: BBQ beef bowl w/sautéed onions; a dill pickle, celery & carrot sticks,
and the rest of the iced espresso to drink. Not hungry now.
9:30pm: We took the dogs outside again. It’s a beautiful night in the SFV.
There’s a puppy licking my foot under the desk right now…. yeah Friday night.
So we’ve been doing Youtube.
We got reactions, Las Vegas Livestreams, and Smoke and Scan II tonight.
Watching Andy & Alex react to Edgar Winter’s Live Performance of “Frankenstein”…
Best moment of the night, was when one said “I’ve never heard of George Thorogood”
and then they had their minds blown by “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”
Now it’s time for the new episode of “Top Chef: Portland” from yesterday.
(we actually didn’t watch the episode until early Saturday morning)
Destination: Las Vegas….. STAYTHEFUCKHOME! DO NOT TRAVEL!
The state of Nevada, returns COVID-19 regulations to the counties.
Las Vegas Hotels, Casinos and restaurants return to 80% capacity this weekend.
The new Resorts World (Hilton, Conrad, and Conracks hotel) will open in June.
The Palms Hotel and Casino was sold to the San Manuel Band of Mission Indians!
Tao Group (Madison Square Garden Ent.) bought Hakkasan!
CES 2022 returns to Las Vegas LIVE and in-person, the first of January 2022!
The new Pinball Hall of Fame is now open on The Strip!
Admission is FREE, but they’re a non-profit, so please donate when you visit!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
Saturday, May 1, 2021 – MAYDAY!MAYDAY!MAYDAY!
Happy May Day! “Merry Gap-O-Winnon!”
It’s World Naked Gardening Day!
It’s also Lei Day in Hawaii today!
Rabbit. Rabbit.
May Day has been celebrated in Ireland since pagan times as the Feast of Beltane.
Celebrate Springtime Fertility! Dance and sing! Drink and smoke!
“The Glove Is Up!” (only it’s not again this year because of COVID-19)
Feast and Make Merry! StayThe F*ckHome! DO NOT PARTY WITH STRANGERS!
Celebrations usually include crowning a May Queen and dancing around a Maypole.
May Day is an international public holiday celebrated specifically as “Labour Day” or “International Workers’ Day” around the world. (Communist countries mostly)
5:00am: We woke up early. We may have slept a little. Everything was ‘wonky’ yesterday.
7:00am: We decided to feed the dogs early. So we took them outside.
And the dogs got fed. And they went outside again. And then we put them back to bed.
We drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.
Our shoulder is still sore. We still feel “Meh” but no serious side-effects to the second dose.
{KNOCK WOOD) And hopefully there won’t be any long-term effects to the vaccine.
Didn’t sleep well last night or yesterday, and so, we’ll probably go back to bed pretty soon.
But first, we are watching “Top Chef: Portland – Last Chance Kitchen” episodes.
And it’s making us hungry (of course).
11:30am: We made breakfast. We took the dogs outside.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over easy, bacon, and a quesadilla with salsa verde.
Juice and espresso to drink.
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So, LET’S HAVE ANOTHER PARTY!
NOTE: May is Mental Health Awareness Month! (and has been since 1949)
and don’t forget that MOTHER’S DAY is next Sunday.
Be aware! Some people are just f*cking CRAZY!
And here are some common types of mental disorders:
Anxiety disorders, including panic disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and phobias. Depression, bipolar disorder, and other mood disorders. Eating disorders. Personality disorders. Post-traumatic stress disorder. Psychotic disorders, including schizophrenia.
COVID-19 Cases are Extremely High. Avoid Events and Gatherings.
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are extremely high across the United States. To decrease your chance of getting and spreading COVID-19, CDC recommends that you do not visit with people who do not live with you at this time. Attending events and gatherings increases your risk of getting and spreading COVID-19. Stay home to protect yourself and others from COVID-19.
– from the CDC Website Updates as of April 27, 2021
TAKE this for what it is…. CONTRADICTORY!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
If you can still infect someone and catching COVID-19 is still possible, and you should keep wearing your mask, because herd immunity is still far away…..2022.
HOW IS IT OKAY TO VISIT WITH FAMILY & FRIENDS (in small groups without masks)?
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The 147th Kentucky Derby – Derby Day!
Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs
“Oh, the sun shines bright
On my old Kentucky home”
The first Kentucky Derby was held in 1875.
Today is the 147th running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville Kentucky. Last year it was postponed until September, and there was not an audience to speak of….
Here are the ODDS at 11:30am on Saturday:
And the Winner is: MEDINA SPIRIT! Final Odds 12-1
The horse ran wire-to-wire and won.
Place: Mandaloun (at 26-1), and Show: Hot Rod Charlie (at 5-1)
Essential Quality, the favorite at 5-2, finished fourth.
Ripped this:
Betty Botter bought some butter but she said this butters bitter
so she bought some better butter better than the bitter butter
and she put it in her batter and it made her batter better.
Recapping Saturday afternoon and evening.
We took a nap, or tried to take a nap. M#THERF*CKER!
TV, Interweb, Youtube, and whatever…. just a blur.
And then it was midnight. So tired of being angry…..
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Sunday, May 2, 2021 – Sunday! Sunday!
“Life, like a cookie jar, would soon be empty
if you continued to accept the good things it offers
and put in no good things in return.”
4:20am: We woke up at 2:30am. We fell asleep sometime last night after midnight.
Saturday Night Live was on… that’s how we know.
So we’ve been up for almost two hours. And we didn’t eat dinner last night.
We ate a toasted pepper jack cheese sandwich on sourdough bread around 3:00am.
And we just remembered we have a piece of cheesecake waiting in the fridge!
4:50am: Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Cheesecake.
We went and got the cheesecake and made a cup of espresso.
On The Menu: Chocolate Cheesecake (from The Cheesecake Factory
So, yeah, breakfast?
9:20am: ANCHOR’S AWAY! We have liftoff. SUNDAY MORNING.
We drank a cup of espresso and a little orange juice.
We went back to bed around 6:00am and slept a little,
and then we got woken up more than once. FUCK.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. Newspapers are inside.
12 Days and counting.
TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL WE ARE FULLY VACCINATED!
NO! WE AREN”T COMING TO YOUR HOUSE PARTY TODAY!
And you shouldn’t be having another party today. NO FUCKING PARTIES!
Your last party with people outside your bubble didn’t kill anyone,
so why not potentially expose your guests again? Get them all sick today.
11:45am: We woke up. We took the dogs outside.
We drank another cup of espresso and ate a toasted bagel with cream cheese.
And we just took the dogs outside again. It’s another BEAUTIFUL day in the SFV.
Not too hot today…. but we’re having a heatwave later this week:
3:15pm: We tried to take a nap., and we slept for almost ONE hour.
We took the dogs outside again. And the neighbors are having a party next door.
Look for another surge in cases in two weeks….. or maybe just go to Disneyland.
6:35pm: We ate some salted peanuts and a banana.
The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside. The dogs are happy.
7:05pm: And we just found out an old friend is in the ICU with Lung Cancer.
F*CK! F*CK CANCER! See out previous Blog Post. F*CK.F*CK.F*CK.
“Please Visualize him breathing on his own. Bathe him in golden healing light.”
11:00pm: We were watching the TV and surfing the inter web,
and working on this Blog Post.
We were watching A&E’s WWE story on Randy “Macho Man” Savage (who was once our guest when we promoting nightclubs at the KeyClub and Plush Room on the world famous Sunset Strip) and then the WWE hunt for lost treasures. (Jerry Lawlor and Andy Kaufman)
Then we stopped and made a nice dinner.
On The Menu: Ginger beef with sautéed onions, steamed broccoli and carrots,
roasted red potatoes, with a ghost chili BBQ sauce, and a coke to drink
So good. We’re so full.
And then we played with the dog, and now he’s asleep on the bed.
Such a good doggie!
And we’re watching another WWE Lost Treasures (Undertaker and Kane episode).
Here’s the thing, we never watched WWE Wrestling.
We used to watch Lucha Libre and local Saturday morning Wrestling from the Olympic Auditorium in Downtown Los Angeles. Old School Wrestling, long before it was a big cable TV thing. Hector and Chavo Gurerro! Los Angeles was top or tier, the Big Show in wrestling, so all the big names in wrestling were here for television. Rowdy Roddy Piper, Andre the Giant, etc.
And then there was a piece of Benes’ Bakery Princess Cake for dessert….
now we are so full again.
Actress and Professor Olympia Dukakis has died at age 89.
May the Four Winds blow her safely home.
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A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in May of 2021!
COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
577000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of today.
61800+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
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