CV! Part 152 (Saturday-Sunday-Monday)

CV! Part 152 – The Weekend! (Saturday-Sunday-Monday)
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COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States.
565000+ Reported Deaths in the United States from COVID-19 as of today.
60000+ Reported Deaths in California from COVID-19 as of today
THE FOURTH SURGE IS HERE! SPRING BREAK! MARCH MADNESS! EASTER!
“Health officials in the state of California are tracking at least SIX COVID-19 variants”

The COVID-19 UK variant is 64% more likely to kill you.
25% of new cases are UK variant, and it will soon be the dominant strain in California.

*FULLY VACCINATED means TWO WEEKS after the second dose!
You are not fully vaccinated after the first dose,
and you are not fully vaccinated until TWO WEEKS after the second dose.
TWO WEEKS AFTER THE SECOND DOSE!
Vaccines don’t stop you from spreading the virus!
Vaccines may protect you from getting really sick,
and may prevent death if you contract COVID-19.
YOU CAN STILL GET SICK AND DIE.
YOU CAN STILL SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
YOU CAN STILL GET OTHER PEOPLE SICK.

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Saturday, April 17, 2021 – “One More Saturday Night”

3:30am: Had a pizza delivered around 9pm on Friday.
New York style extra-large sausage and meatball. Ate 3 slices.
Reheated and ate 3 slices at 3:30am.
And then we finally fell asleep around dawn.
Reheated and ate 2 slices for breakfast.

It’s National Haiku Poetry Day!
Japanese non-rhyming poetry, 3 lines with a syllable pattern of 5-7-5.
Can 17 syllables express an entire moment or emotion?
Read our previous Haiku Blog Posts!

Hail King Cock Doodle!

On National Haiku Day

How was the parade?

National Cheeseball Day! (no not you, the food)
A cheeseball is a spread made with softened cream cheese and other ingredients in the shape of a ball served with crackers and usually served as an appetizer. Cheese puffs (“Cheesy Poofs”) are a puffed corn snack coated with a mixture of cheese/cheese flavor.

Easy Bacon Cheeseball

Ingredients:
2 – 8oz packages of cream cheese (softened)
2-1/2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (or other cheese if preferred)
1 packet of ranch dressing mix
1 small packet of real bacon pieces (or use real chopped bacon bits)
1 cup finely chopped pecans or veggies

Directions:
In a medium bowl, smooth cream cheese
Combine ranch dressing mix, cheese and bacon pieces – mix into cream cheese
Shape the mixture into a ball and then roll in nuts or veggies until fully covered.
Chill for at least 2 hours. Serve with crackers.

National Crawfish Day

International Bat Appreciation Day

National Ellis Island Family History Day

NOTE: National Auctioneers Week is April 26 to May 1 in 2021. There was some confusion, but according to the National Auctioneers Association website, National Auctioneers Day is on the first Saturday in May this year.

10:50am: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Morning.
We woke up late….9:00am. We took the dog outside. We fed the dog breakfast.
We went outside again. We got the newspapers. We drank a cup of espresso.
We took the dog outside again. We made another cup of espresso.

Happy Fool’s Parade! All Hail King Cock Doodle!
(and there was even a “virtual” parade again this year)

We reheated and ate two slices of leftover pizza from last night for breakfast.
And we are waiting for the other dogs to come home from their vacation this week.

11:45am: And the other dogs are home! And there was much rejoicing.
And a lot of barking and running around and butt sniffing.
So we took them all out in the big yard and now they’re happy.

1:13pm: We’re back to chillin’ in the Home Office.

3:15pm: And after a short nap with the dog, we’re awake again….F*ck.

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9:45pm: The dogs went outside. We fed the dogs.
We ordered Thai food delivery for dinner
On The Menu: BBQ chicken and spare rib, pad Thai noodles, mee grob noodles

We watched the first half of the new “Zappa” documentary.
NOTE: We went to high school with Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa.
We were friends with Moon and watched her get super famous for “Valley Girl” in 1982.

We surfed the interweb and watched the Saturday night livestreams from Las Vegas.
We watched Youtube and FB Live. The Grand Old Opry on Saturday night.
Josh Daniel jamming and livestreaming. Celebrate Life Everyday!
And then a little Hawaiian music for your listening pleasure.

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Sunday, April 18, 2021 – SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

6:45am: Well, we slept. We slept a lot. We fell asleep after dinner and slept.
We woke up around midnight and went back to bed and slept some more.
We must have been exhausted…. really tired, without knowing it. NOPE.
We just slept for a long time. And we drank a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee.
Drink Water. WAKE UP! Another Sunday Morning in the San Fernando Valley.
Read our previous Blog Post: “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday”

10:30am: We took the dogs outside. And now they’re chillin’
It’s a beautiful day, but it’s very windy outside.

Now, what y’all want to do
Want to be ballers, shot callers, brawlers
Who be dipping in the Benz with the spoilers
On the low from the Jake in the Taurus
Trying to get my hands on some Grants like Horace

“It’s all about the Benjamins baby!”

12:02pm: We just ate the last four slices of leftover pizza for Sunday brunch.
And we drank and iced espresso.

FUCKIT. FUCKIT. FUCKIT.
Okay Recapping Sunday afternoon, evening and night.
NOTHING HAPPENED.

On The Menu: Fried chicken breast w/BBQ sauce, dill pickle, celery & carrots, brown bread, and pepper jack cheese

Monday, April 19, 2021 HAPPY BICYCLE DAY!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

HAPPY BICYCLE DAY!
Bicycle Day is an international holiday that commemorates the date that Dr. Albert Hofmann first bicycled home from his lab after dosing himself with LSD in Basel, Switzerland on April 19, 1943. (“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”)

1:30am: And then we woke up. And now it’s Monday morning.
We’re just adding Monday to this Blog Post. Not setting up a new Blog now.
NOTE: Saturday afternoon and Sunday totally sucked
due to reasons and circumstances beyond our control.

2:55am: We might just take Monday off.

3:50am: We are awake and watching “Echo In The Canyon” on Netflix
and we just made a cup of espresso. Drink Coffee. Drink Water.

10:05am: We went to bed eventually and slept until 9:00am.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We made another cup of espresso.
The housekeeper came to clean, so we are isolating in the Home Office with the dog now.
The closing arguments of the Derek Chauvin (the MURDER of George Floyd) Trial today.
If there’s not a GUILTY verdict, there will be riots across the country.
Daunte Wright, Adam Toledo, BLACKLIVESMATTER!

BLACKLIVESMATTER! STOP POLICE BRUTALITY AND VIOLENCE!
STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM! STOP KILLING BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE!

12:30pm: Well, we tried to take a nap. Fucking vacuum cleaner woke us up.
So disappointed. And now we’re wide awake. It’s a beautiful day out today.

3;00pm: We had the dogs in the Home Office and then we took them outside.
The housekeeper left about an hour ago. And now it’s time for lunch,
so we went into the kitchen and did just a little cooking.
On The Menu: 2 hotdogs with bacon, pepper jack cheese, chopped onions
and mustard with dill pickle slices on the side

9:15pm: Recapping Monday. Nothing happened.
We watched Marvel’s “Avengers – Infinity Wars” again this afternoon on Disney+.
We hung out with the dogs. We took a little nap.
We took the dogs outside a few times.
We fed the dogs. And the dogs went outside again.
We just made a double iced espresso, and we also drank one earlier. Zing!
(Oh, and this one has a scoop of vanilla Haagen-Daaz ice cream in it)

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DONALD TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS REMAIN
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Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!