CV! Part 144 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 2 (Wednesday-Thursday)

CV! Part 144 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 2 (Wednesday-Thursday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!
“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

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Collected Haikus from our past Blog Posts: CoronaVirus! Parts 35 – 100
NOTE: Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
Check out our previous Blog Post “CV! Part 141- Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1”

Stay Home! Stay Healthy!
Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.
Have a beverage.
Wearaf*ckingmask
Practice Social Distancing
Please staythef*ckhome
(CoronaVirus Haiku)
32 States now have a spike in CoronaVirus cases! 
YES, PEOPLE ARE REALLY GREEDY AND STUPID.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021
The 90th Day of the Year! The Last Day of March!
The Last Day of Periscope….. 

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Today is CESAR CHAVEZ DAY!
A federal commemorative holiday, established by President Barack Obama in 2014.
Celebrate civil rights and labor movement activist César Chávez today!

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4:05am: We were sleeping….. we woke up with the dogs.
There were sirens in the distance and the sounds of coyotes nearby outside.
And we almost went back to sleep, but the little boy wanted to go outside.
We took the dogs outside, we drank a cup of espresso and we ate a toasted bagel
with cream cheese and some strawberries. Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Eat Fruit.

We wrote this haiku six years ago…
Makes you want to shout
out at the top of your lungs
“King of the World Ma!”

Eat vegetables too!
It’s NATIONAL TATER DAY! Celebrate potatoes, the number one vegetable in the US!
There are over 200 different kinds of potatoes and many ways to eat them.

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Roasted Garlic Red Potatoes


Thanksgiving dinner,
Our annual food orgy,
A friendly feast!
‘Tis the season Dude,
Eat, Drink, Be Merry and Watch
“The Big Lebowski”

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Check out our other Fun Cooking Recipes! Links in the Sidebar>>>>
or use the SEARCH BOX at the Top of the Page^^^^^ (search “recipes”) 

NATIONAL CRAYON DAY! Edwin Binney created Crayola crayons. He was part owner of Binney & Smith, and made paint, pigments, and pencils for schools. In 1903, Binney & Smith created the Crayola Division and began making colored wax crayons for children.

TELL ME THIS MORNING
WHAT I SHOULD NOT DO TODAY
THEN I’LL HAVE COFFEE

NATIONAL BUNSEN BURNER DAY! Named after inventor Robert Bunsen, the gas burner is common piece of laboratory equipment invented around 1854 at the University of Heidelberg. It produces a single open gas flame used for heating, sterilization, and combustion. The fuel is natural gas (mainly methane) or another liquefied petroleum gas: propane, butane, or a mix. The gas to air ratio can be manually adjusted to control the intensity, temperature, and size of the flame. Based on the Venturi effect: the speed of the gas flow increases, and the pressure decreases when forced through the nozzle, causing an inward air flow through the lateral holes at the base of the vertical pipe (barrel) which allows for the flame control.

NATIONAL EQUAL PAY DAY
NATIONAL CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL DAY
NATIONAL PROM DAY (NO! No Prom for you this year!)

HaHa!
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WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.

How many Blog hits?
One hundred fifty thousand!
Thank you for the LOVE!

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And we are almost at 200000 HITS!
Two Hundred Thousand Unsolicited Hits!
Eight years! 1000 Blog Posts! (or thereabouts)
A sh*tload of time and effort and imagination.
THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

NOTE: There will be a celebratory “200000 HITS” Blog Post very soon!

No time to look back!
Forward into the future.
Everything is new!

11:30am: The dogs got fed breakfast at 7:00am.They went outside on both sides.
We got the newspapers and drank an espresso. Then we fell asleep.
We woke up, took the dogs outside, drank a little orange juice and another espresso.
It’s beautiful day again! Sunny, warm, and the temp is in the 80s.

Just a pile of stones
A monument to the past
At Paramount Ranch

6:30pm: We slept all afternoon! First, we watched President Joe Biden’s “Infrastructure Plan” speech and then we fell asleep with the dogs. The gardener and pool guy came today and we just slept. We woke up around 6:00pm. We went outside with the dogs and fed the dogs and went outside again. We made a cup of espresso, which we left in the kitchen…. BRB.
Okay, we’re back with a fresh espresso. And we’re hungry now. Time for some food.

Ghosts of old friends
Remind me of the good times
We had together.

Today is the last day of the Periscope App.
Periscope is done as of March 31st, 2021. And they killed themselves. SAD.
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Too many people

Too many have passed and
Too many are sick

“Have you been jabbed yet?” – Jello Biafra 
Pic ripped from Alternative Tentacles Records
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#jellobiafra#jellobiafraandtheguantanamoschoolofmedicine #punkrockbowling #covid19 #vaccine#saveourstages #pandemic #truther#jellogotthejab #alternativetentaclesrecords#alternativetentacles #punk #legend

Hey! F*ck you Monday.
Another week of weekdays.
There is no weekend.

Tomorrow is Opening Day. Baseball season begins again….
THE BOYCOTT CONTINUES. BASEBALL IS NOT VERY VERY GOOD TO ME.
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“I am the Walrus”
Walter means the Russian Guy
V.I. Lenin Dude!

11:54pm: Well, it’s Thursday now…. Blog Delay. 
It’s after midnight now. And we are entertained. Over-entertained.
And we’re still hungry. We haven’t eaten really. So, dinner after midnight now.
Yeah, we got ice cream too.

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TAG TEAM! HOUSE PARTY! “SCOOP THERE IT IS!”
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Coffee and Donuts.
Today is Flashback Friday!
Sugar time for Me

There were FIVE PURSUITS TODAY! CRAZY! 
We saw parts of three and then news clips of two more.
And there was another big pallet yard fire that spread to other buildings in Compton!

Pursuit and Standoff in DTLA: Spike strip stuck in the front wheel well.
Suspect wouldn’t come out of the car. Cut away to the next pursuit.
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DUI Suspect pursuit through Van Nuys. Spike strip deployed.
Suspect surrendered and in custody.
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The world did not end.
Monday again, one more time…
so, have a nice day.

We finally made some food. Breakfast for dinner again around 1:00am.
On The Menu: 2 eggs over medium, bacon, twice cooked potato with cheese and bacon, toasted bagel with cream cheese, strawberries and an espresso to drink. 
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

The Fourth of July,
This aggression will not stand!
Time to BBQ.


Thursday, April 1, 2021 – APRIL FOOLS!
THE FEAST OF FOOLS! HAPPY ST. STUPID’S DAY!
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Got mine today!
HAPPY FEAST OF FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! FOOLS DAY!
APRIL FOOLS DAY! ST. STUPID’S DAY! etc.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

 

We once traded a Fancy Joker from a pack of card with a King of Fools
(who wasn’t a King yet and shall remain nameless)
for “comp” admission to a Halloween Party…. 
Way back in the day, going way back to Agoura, Black Point
and the Guild Hall at Fountain and Harper!
Toby Jo RIP invited me to my first party in ’83? We joined the Guild that night!
We partied with Andy, Skip, Jonnathon, Greg and Jack (Jacques) upstairs
and with a castle full of Fools for years. Until they tore it down to build condos. 
From Griffith Park Boy’s Camp to the Glendale Moose Lodge,
Across Renaissance Faires and county lines, from Ventura to San Bernadino.

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Old Friends at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Irwindale (copyright 2013 JoshWillTravel)

He wonders “what if?”
But the past is behind him.
Life plays dirty tricks.

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10:15am: We didn’t sleep. We were up all night.
We watched TV and surfed the interweb. We tried to sleep. No luck.
And so we took the dogs outside at 7:00am and they got fed.
We got the newspapers and we took the dogs outside again.
Then we fell asleep. We only slept for a couple hours, but we needed it.
We just woke up, got the mail, and drank a cup of espresso.
And it’s ThrowbackThursday and April Fool’s Day! HAHAHAHAHA.

Just another day…
Oh, there is a baseball game.
Will they “choke” again?

And it’s OPENING DAY! (for Major League Baseball)
First game at 10:00am PST – Toronto Blue Jays v. New York Yankees
Every team is scheduled to play today!
And it’s going to be a regulation-length season too, that mean 162 games.
Los Angeles Dodgers at Colorado Rockies
The Dodgers won the (pandemic) World Series in 2020. –
AND THE BOYCOTT CONTINUES!
Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres – Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox v. Los Angeles Angels – Houston Astros v. Oakland Athletics
San Francisco Giants at Seattle Mariners
THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS v. NEW YORK METS WAS POSTPONED!
COVID-19 RELATED. But only one game…. Yeah, Baseball. We just don’t care.

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Dodgers Stadium in Chavez Ravine, Los Angeles, a few years ago

Another new year
Three hundred sixty five days!
The future is here.


We’re awake every morning to feed the dogs around 7:00am,
and they get supper around 6:00pm. And then, fill in the blanks….
Working from the Home Office before the pandemic,
so up all night is not new for an “insomniac”.
Don’t eat very much during the day
(a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast or a late lunch)
and then a big meal for dinner when we get really hungry, usually late.
Drink espresso (hot and iced) all day – with no sugar, which is much better than soda.
Breakfast is easy! And the ingredients are always in the fridge ready to go.

“Cause I’m a picker. I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, and I’m a sinner.
I play my music in the sun.
I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker.
I sure don’t want to hurt no one”

I can hear the owl.
Who, who, who are you it asks.
That’s a good question.

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All Hail St. Stupid! All Hail The Church of the Last Laugh!

The owl is calling,
From the dark and cold outside,
Winter is coming.

7:15pm: And our effin’ shoulder hurts.
We got our first shot of the Moderna vaccine today!
We were so anxious we didn’t sleep again last night.
And then we were really tired when we got home.
So we took a nap, of course. And we woke up and took the dogs outside.
And the dogs got fed dinner. And we went outside again.
And we made an ice-pack. AND NOW IT’S LEAKING COLD WATER ON US.
We are thankful we finally got it. We waited for our turn and now it hurts. 

8:55pm: Feeling “BLAH” – must be the vaccine. We ordered a pizza delivery.
We watched the first episode of “Ken Burn’s Baseball” on PBS while we waited.
We took the dogs outside again. And then we ate three slices of pizza.
Pizza every week is easy. And it’s really good pizza. Now there are leftovers
We still have to shop for food, but not tonight, and probably not tomorrow.
On The Menu: Extra-Large NY Style sausage and pepperoni pizza delivered.
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Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone.

In-N-Out for lunch?
A double-double with cheese
Those are good burgers

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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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UPDATED APRIL 10, 2021:

Happy Foolish Mail!
Boobie Prize for second place?
Look what came today!
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Giggle, laugh, snort, smile.
Saturday afternoon fun and
foolishness too!


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CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

Read our Blog Post from May 1, 2020 “Haiku Review Spring 2020”> https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2020/05/01/haiku-review-spring-2020/

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LebowskiFest Time!
At the Wiltern in L.A.
With Jeff Bridges too!
Read our Blog Post “Lebowski Fest 2019 @ Wiltern Theatre in Hollywood”>
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/05/01/lebowski-fest-2019-at-the-wiltern-theatre-in-hollywood/
LEBOWSKI FEST Blog!
Just my opinion, Man
Had a real good time!

Read our Blog Post “Depression? Questions to Ask – Before Giving Up” > https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/12/depression-questions-to-ask-before-giving-up/

Don’t Try Suicide!
It doesn’t solve anything.
You just make a mess

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He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!
Trump will kill us all.
Doesn’t have a f*ckin’ clue!
Are we winning yet?
It’s a mystery!
Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?
Was it Donald Trump?
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BONUS: a limerick too.

Trump with his dumb MAGA mob
And Rudy the cheap lyin’ slob
Listing each crime,
would take too much time
THEY’RE FIRED! and out of a job.

THANK YOU LOYAL READERS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

COVID-19 is the leading cause of death in the United States
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK! WEARAFUCKING(DOUBLE)MASK!

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Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd.
BLACKLIVESMATTER! Stop Police Brutality and Violence!

The First Amendment of the Constitution prohibits any law abridging freedom of speech, infringing on freedom of the press, interfering with right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting petitioning for a redress of grievances. (and there’s also something about religion too)

“Article I – Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” (The First Amendment)

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“I Can’t Breathe” – George Floyd  / “I Can’t Breathe” – Eric Garner

GEORGE FLOYD AND ERIC GARNER WERE MURDERED BY POLICE OFFICERS!

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George Floyd’s Last Words

 




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