CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 141 – Quarantine Haikus! vol. 1 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! ZERO CONTACT!
WEAR A (DOUBLE) MASK! WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN AND SANITIZE!

Third Monday in March
And it’s a beautiful day
to Celebrate Life!

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Collected Haikus from our first 35 CoronaVirus Blog Posts
NOTE:
Some haikus were collected previously, so we apologize for any repeats.
March 11 – May 21, 2020 (71 Days): the first two and a half months of isolation
We went back today and read through the first two months of Quarantine.
You can too. It’s very scary to see how right we were about the lies and deaths.
We won’t say “we told you so”, because we don’t have to…..
WE TOLD YOU SO. (yeah, we said it)

Coronavirus:
Mother Nature is pissed
Wants to kill us all

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ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT. ZERO CONTACT.
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“Safer at Home” Dude.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
This will not stand, man.

Monday, March 22, 2021 – the 81st day of the year
WORLD WATER DAY! Drink Water!
(the first World Water Day was in 1993)
Happy birthday William Shatner!
Remembering Kenny Roger, who died one year ago today.

Social Distancing
Trapped in my peoplebox
I am so alone

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Quarantine for days
Working that drug regimen
How long will this last?

It’s National and International Goof Off Day today!
Relax, enjoy and goof off. Do something fun and leave work for tomorrow.
Take a nap, read a book, smoke a doobie, watch a movie, play a game.
Why not spend the day in your pajamas and do nothing?
Goofing off = avoidance of work (so try not to look like you are working today)
F*CK RESPONSIBILITY!

A gold Ralphs Club card
My identification
And it’s all I got

5:20am: Monday again. We are not going to the market today.
7:55am: The dogs got fed and went outside. We got the newspapers.
We drank two cups of espresso and two glasses of water so far.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. (World Water Day celebrates fresh water)

When the doctor asks
“Would you slide your shorts down please?”
And cut to this song!

John Fogerty performs “Looking Out My Backdoor” from home in March of 2020.

(from March 22, 2020)
Quarantine Day Eight

A Solitary Sunday
Woke up too early

9:10am: The tree contractor for the City of Los Angeles and Department of Water and Power is in our neighborhood to trim the trees around the power lines near the house this morning.
So the dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom until the work is finished so they don’t bark.
9:45am: The housekeeper is here today too. And the house is clean. So, why is she here?
We are just going to goof off in the Home Office until she’s finished with her work.

(from April 20, 2020)
Happy Four Twenty!

Jeff Bridges sings for Willie
On the interweb!

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11:45am: They are finally cutting the trees.
We watched “John Wick” earlier this morning.
So, we put on “John Wick 2” for our (before) noon matinee.
NOTE: We didn’t actually finish watching “John Wick 2” until late in the evening.
Then we almost watched “Johnny Mnemonic” again.
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(from May 5, 2020)
Good (Tuesday) morning!

Two years now. Miss my father.
Rough weekend for me.

3:15pm: We took a nap with the dogs. We woke up.
The housekeeper was long gone. The house was clean, real clean.
We made an espresso and a toasted cheese sandwich.
We did the Humpty Dance. We took the dogs outside.
And it’s still a beautiful Monday.
The tree guys have to come back another day with a longer ladder.
3:45pm: We just burned a half hour without blinking, WTF?

The beach is closed!
Stay outta Malibu Dude,
Waldo got busted.

One year ago: “nothing for humanity to worry about.” (NO JOKING NOW right?)
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543000+ Reported COVID-19 DEATHS in the United States as of Monday (March 22).
There were 3350 new recorded confirmed cases in California on Sunday (March 21).
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Life is like bowling:
Strikes and Gutters all the time.
Let the good times roll!

6:55pm: The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
We ordered Chinese food delivery for dinner. And it came really fast. So DINNERTIME!
On The Menu: Chinese food! Kung pao chicken, sweet&pungent chicken, broccoli beef, steamed rice, chicken egg rolls and cran-raspberry-orange juice to drink
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There was another Mass Shooting – Another LONE GUNMAN.
At King Sooper’s market in Boulder, Colorado, today (aka “the Colorado Massacre”)
TEN INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD, including a police officer,
AND ANOTHER CRAZY KILLER WITH A GUN IS IN CUSTODY.
And how about last week’s CRAZY WHITE KILLER who killed EIGHT PEOPLE in Atlanta, and claimed “sex addiction” as the reason? Is there a pattern here?
There was also a mall shooter who killed three people in May of 2020.
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RACISM! “Fake News” LIES!
“Lot of people are saying”
EVEN MORE BULLSH*T!

No confidence vote.
They still do not have a plan!
We are so fucked.

I must turn off Trump!
“Creature From The Black Lagoon”
is not as scary!

He killed Kenny!
Republicans want you dead!
Trump will kill us all!

DONALD TRUMP REMAINS
A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE WORLD in March of 2021!

From January 2020:
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Tuesday, March 23, 2021 – DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY!
Happy birthday David Grisman!
It’s NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!

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We had to post pictures of our pack. We LOVE our puppies! And they LOVE us.

6:45am: Good morning! We don’t sleep much. We might have slept a couple of hours, but it wasn’t good sleep. And we are really tired again this morning. We had a cup of espresso around 5:30am.
8:30am: we just made another cup of espresso. Time for puppy therapy!

Trip to the kitchen
The dogs and I are hungry
Time for a snackie

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Tuesday afternoon
Never alone with your dogs
It must be PLAYTIME!

6:20pm: Recapping Tuesday. We went back to bed and slept all morning.
We were really tired. We slept. We woke up. We went back to bed twice.
Woke up around 3:00pm and we felt better. We drank a cup of espresso.
And we took a nice hot shower and washed our hair which is very long now.

Okay, file this under weird and scary….
we haven’t mentioned anywhere that we have a ponytail now (Quarantine haircut?)
So this ad just popped up in our feed…. Big Brother is really watching.
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We played with the dogs. We worked on our Blog Post(s). We surfed the interweb.
We watched a little TV. The dogs got fed. The dogs went outside.
NO NEWS REALLY IS GOOD NEWS.
Day after the Boulder, Colorado “Supermarket Shooting” news.
Eric Talley, the Police Officer who was killed had seven children.
The nine other people who just went to the store and were killed had families.
The eight people killed last week in Atlanta had families. Six were asian women.
More “Thoughts and Prayers” right? More outrage. Flags at half-mast. NOTHING.
Make your speeches, hold your press conferences, and nothing will change.
Even gun owners want sensible gun laws and background checks. That is all.
DON’T FORGET TRUMP AND THE GOP TRAITORS ARE CRIMINALS!
They tried to overthrown the US Government and the 2020 Presidential election!
END PAID NEWS MEDIA FOR PROFIT NOW! IT IS NOT NEWS!
END THE ENDLESS NEWS PROPAGANDA! STOP NEWS ADVERTISING!
STOP THE ENDLESS PRODUCT AND CONTEST PROMOTIONS!
A viral video clip is NOT NEWS! So much is just filler and distraction.
End the chatter. Stop the casual conversation. JUST REPORT THE NEWS.

The Ventura County Fair is cancelled for 2020.

7:05pm: Big Dog got in the trash, ate a lot of old bread, got sick and threw up outside.
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WTF? WHAT THE FUCK? WTF? Big Dog appears to be fine now.
NOTE: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BIG DOG GETTING INTO THE TRASH!
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN TODAY WHO WERE NOT CAREFUL AGAIN.
It would be funny, because we were just saying earlier today how the dogs need to be kept out of the kitchen area (and need to be trained not to be underfoot and in the trashcans), but it’s not. It’s just fucking ridiculous that we have to say it repeatedly, and no one listens to us.
Just like when we fought with them to train the dogs not to bark. YEAH THAT WENT WELL.
We are so tired of the “know-it-all” attitude and resistance to everything we advise.
GUESS WHAT? TIME PROVED US RIGHT! GO BACK AND READ THE BLOG POSTS!
Our back hurts. We’re hungry. We’re pissed about other people being irresponsible.
And we are so bored, angry, upset, and anxious. MUST BE TUESDAY NIGHT AGAIN.

Friday comes again!
Is this a…what day is this?
No week, no weekend

10:20pm: We heated up leftover Chinese food in the microwave for dinner.
On The Menu: Kung pao chicken and steamed rice, with juice to drink.

Friday night dinner
Stay Home! Stay Healthy! Be well!
Good Shabbos Y’all!

We fell asleep with the dogs a little after 11:00pm
and woke up on Wednesday at 12:45am.

George Segal RIP – May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Happy Birthday Harry Houdini!


NATIONAL COCKTAIL DAY! – March 24, 2021
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“Careful Man! There’s a BEVERAGE here!” – The Dude

It’s National Cocktail Day! CHEERS! (“Drink, mother*cker, Drink!”)
Celebrate all types of cocktails! Encourage people to create their own cocktails.
Have a cocktail! Have a few cocktails.
Drink them shaken, stirred, on the rocks, cold, warm, hot or frozen.
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NOTE: Please check out our “Fun Cocktail Recipes” Blog Pages in the sidebar!
Also links at the bottom of this page or use the SEARCH box on the top of the page.

National Cocktail Day was invented in 2013 by Jace Shoemaker-Galloway.
Enjoy a cocktail today and/or tonight! Have a cocktail before dinner or a show.
Play BARTENDER! Create your own cocktails! Better living through chemistry!

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Frankie’s Tiki Room in Las Vegas, Nevada

A COCKTAIL is a drink made with wine or other distilled alcohol (vodka, rum, gin, whiskey, brandy, and/or tequila, etc.): a single spirit or several combined, and mixed with other ingredients called “mixers” (soda, soft drinks, fruit juices, liqueurs, cream, spices, and/or fruit) and/or garnished with fruit/vegetables/chocolate/candy. Some cocktails focus on the alcohol content. Other cocktails feature the mixers.

The first mention of the word “cocktail” was in a British newspaper in 1778, hyphenated “cock-tail” and it referred to a ginger drink. The word appeared in a Hudson, New York newspaper “The Balance” in 1806. The word cocktail is most likely derived from the French word “coquetier,” which means “egg cup.” An Egg Cup was a drink mixture of bitters and brandy, served in New Orleans by Antoine Peychaud as early as 1795.

Cocktails are an American invention from the 1800s, inspired by British punch bowls (vats of spirits mixed with fruit juice, spices and other flavors served large bowls in 18th century English pubs and punch houses). By about 1800, a mix of different whiskeys was called a cocktail. New Orleans is considered the birthplace of the first cocktail: the Sazerac.

The Cocktail Shaker was invented in the 1860s.
The Cocktail Umbrella was introduced in 1932.
Did you know that each umbrella contains a tiny scroll with a fortune under the collar?

Happy Hour is usually scheduled between 4 and 6 pm, but times may vary.
Many social and business events are preceded by a cocktail hour.
Cocktail Hour usually happens in the late afternoon or early evening,
The tradition originated in New York City during Prohibition (Jan 17, 1920 – Dec 5, 1933)

A very important message for all our Friends:
PLEASE 
DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”


It’s World Tuberculosis Day – On this day in 1882, Dr. Robert Koch detected the TB bacillus, the cause of tuberculosis. The named day raises public awareness about tuberculosis and the efforts made to prevent and treat this disease.

International Day for the Right to the Truth concerning Gross Human Rights Violations
and for the Dignity of Victims. (World Day for Truth concerning Human Rights Violations)

Today is International Acheivers Day! – “And proud we are, of all of them.”
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International Day for Achievers is a day
that honors those who have achieved something,
and honors those who have enhanced the lives of other humans.
Choose someone to honor for their achievements
that have really made the world a better place today!

National Equal Pay Day
National Cheesesteak Day
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

3:30am: We just drank a cup of espresso, because we are already wide awake.
We watched the Soleil Moon Frye documentary and now the pilot episode of “Top Chef” (Season 1, Episode 1). Thank my foodie friend Diane who had a Chef’s Special Tasting at The French Laundry! OMG. She is so fantastic at photographing the experience and describing the dishes! And everyone love Diane! And what’s not to love? She loves the food and the experience. WE CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO GET BACK TO FEASTING AGAIN!
And THE FRENCH LAUNDRY is a great place to start. What a meal. What a dinner!
With a personal tour of the kitchen too! EXCELLENT!

Blintzes for brunch
Cheezy comfort food to eat
With raspberry jam
frozen from Costco
just fry them in cooking oil
and then add the jam

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Humpday Wednesday?

3:13pm: Recapping Wednesday morning. We fell asleep for a little bit around 6:00am.
We woke up a little before 7:30am. The dogs got fed breakfast and went outside.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso. We went back to bed with the dogs.
We woke up. We went back to bed. We woke up. We drank another half cup of espresso.
Drink Coffee. Drink Water. Have a COCKTAIL!
We went back to bed with the dogs. We woke up and we took the dogs outside.
The gardener is here today, which is good because the wind is blowing again, and the tree guys were here on Monday and Tuesday cutting in the backyard, so there’s a lot of tree debris.
The dogs are chillin’ in the bedroom while he’s working so there’s no barking.
Billy Strings’ Soundcheck from Tipitina’s in New Orleans was just LIVE.
And his first songs from both sets is on Nugs now (streamed later tonight)
Watching/Listening to a Josh Daniel performance replay of “Grateful Brunch” 4-11-20.
And now working on this Blog Post, listening to music and waiting for the gardener to finish.

“420Live with Jeff Kravitz” and guest Angus Thomas today at 4:20pm:
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He knows a wise man
And he thinks himself a fool
So he is happy

5:45pm: We fed the dogs supper. We took the dogs outside.
We put away the groceries that were delivered from the market.
We drank an iced espresso. We made and ate two chicken soft tacos.
(not necessarily in that order)
On The Menu: Suppertime! Two chicken soft tacos with pepper jack and cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce and salsa, with an iced espresso to drink.
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7:00pm: CHEERS! Humpday again.
NO END TO THIS BULLSH*T. NO END IN SIGHT.
WE WON’T BE AT YOUR PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
ZERO CONTACT IS STILL THE RULE!
DO YOU THINK THAT I’M A FOOL?
DO NOT PARTY! AND HERE’S WHY:
IF YOU PARTY, YOU MIGHT DIE!
(See our previous Blog Post, we are ON REPEAT AGAIN….)

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The Ramones shouted
“I want to be sedated!”
Listen to them sing

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11:35pm: We fell asleep a little before 9:30pm and just woke up.
And we’re hungry. We need to eat now.
We went into the kitchen and went back to the Home Office without eating.
So, now we have to decide WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
Looks like dinner after midnight, tonight, so we’ll see you in the next Blog Post.

Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone

545000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States as of today.
FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND DEAD HUMAN BEINGS IN THE USA!
58100+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in California
49200+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in New York
NOTE: BRAZIL IS NOW THE NIGHTMARE WHERE 3000+ PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY!
Their country is completely overwhelmed with new COVID-19 cases, and bodies…..

Sunday Solitude
Do you talk to yourself much?
Jack is a dull boy

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Burning Man 2021 Theme: “The Great Unknown”
Will there be a Burning Man 2021?
We went in 2017. We didn’t want to go in 2018. We tried to go in 2019, but didn’t get a ticket.
Burning Man was cancelled in 2020, but there was a “bandit burn” that wasn’t sanctioned.
And there were virtual Burning Man experiences available too, but it’s not the same as TTITD.
So, we don’t know what they are going to do this year…. and we don’t think they’ll know.
CAN IT HAPPEN IN 4 MONTHS? WOULD IT BE SAFE? Too much liability even with a waiver.
Yes, it could happen. No, it would not be safe…. but there’s a lot of money involved too.
WOULD IT BE PRUDENT TO HAVE AN EVENT WITH 70000+ PEOPLE AT THIS TIME?

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“Mask Up America” is President Joe Biden’s “100 Day Masking Challenge”

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Seek immediate help if you feel overwhelmed or unsafe!
If you, or someone you know, are feeling overwhelmed with emotions like sadness, depression, or anxiety, or feel like you want to harm yourself or others, get professional help immediately!
If your distress impacts your daily life for any length of time (a couple days or many weeks),
talk to a clergy member, counselor, or healthcare provider.

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE: teens, adults, etc. who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org

California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

Basketball season?
Stupid leader will kill us
Humans are doomed
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Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love! ❤️

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PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK!”



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