CV! Part 98 – HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome in 2021! (Thursday – Friday)

CV! Part 98 – HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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WARNING! THE COVID-19 VIRUS – UK VARIANT IS HERE IN THE USA!

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Welcome in 2021! (Thursday – Friday)
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GOODBYE TO A YEAR OF SORROW AND SUFFERING: 2020!
Read our previous Blog Post “Happy New Year 2020!”
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NOTE: There is no celebration at our house this year.
It seems strange and very wrong to be celebrating anything right now.
The STAY AT HOME ORDER in Los Angeles County has just been extended.
New half-assed regulations that won’t work because they don’t work….
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TOTAL NATIONAL QUARANTINE FOR 40 DAYS!
Shut down. Lock down. Only absolutely essential businesses and travel allowed.
NO PARTIES. NO GATHERINGS. NO RESTAURANTS. NO PUBLIC ANYTHING!

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10 MONTHS OF ISOLATION, DISEASE, and DEATH in 2020.
What new horrors will the future bring in the new year?
AT LEAST ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE US CITIZENS WILL DIE.
GENOCIDE. Defined as the deliberate killing of a large number of people,
from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation/group.
TREASON and SEDITION! Arrest all of the GOP Traitors and conspirators!
Trump and the GOP Traitors have betrayed, robbed, and wrecked our country. 
Russians (our enemy) hacked our Government Depts, systems, and US Industries too.
Hospitals, healthcare workers, and funeral homes are at CRISIS levels/maximum capacity,
PPE: masks, gloves, gowns, scrubs and other important medical supplies are running low.
The vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) have been approved but distribution is incredibly slow!
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? DO YOU TRUST THE CDC AND FDA?
DO YOU TRUST THE VACCINES? DO YOU TRUST BIG PHARMA?
We have tried to limit our political content during the holidays, and in our holiday blogs, but people are suffering and Trump and the GOP Traitors do not care, refuse to help, and are actually profiting from the public’s misery. JOE BIDEN WON THE ELECTION.
BIDEN WON
ANYONE WHO SAYS HE DIDN’T WIN IS GUILTY OF TREASON AND SEDITION!
AND THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! THE ONES WHO WERE SILENT ARE GUILTY TOO.
They betrayed their oath of office. They aided and abetted Trump’s criminal family!
THEY ALL KNEW AND THEY BOUGHT AND SOLD STOCK WHILE THEY CALLED IT A HOAX IN PUBLIC! THEN THE GOP TRAITORS AND MASK DENIERS JUMPED TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE TO GET THE FIRST VACCINES!
NO MERCY OR PARDON FOR TRUMP! NO PARDON FOR ANY TRUMP TRAITOR ! NO PLEAS! WE MUST PROSECUTE EVERYONE OF THE GOP TRAITORS AND CONSPIRATORS TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!

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EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

There, we said it, and now,
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ON WITH THE NEW YEARS EVE BLOG POST PARTY:

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Happy New Year! Balloon Drop San Francisco Civic Auditorium 1983

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE! Hope you have a safe and rockin’ night!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
PLEASE DO NOT PARTY WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
ZERO CONTACT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021!
“Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind….”
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WE ARE ALL “SAFER-AT-HOME” – DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

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“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough” – Mark Twain

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The New Year begins on the small Pacific island nations of Tonga, Samoa, and Kiribati.
Then with nationwide celebrations in New Zealand, Australia, Japan, and South Korea.
And the last place that celebrates is Bakers Island in the central Pacific Ocean.

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Thursday, December 31, 2020 – New Years’ Eve
The seventh day of Christmas – 7 Swans a-swimmin’
and the fifth night of Kwanzaa – Nia means Purpose
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

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3:00am: The last day of the shittiest year. Good riddance.
We’re wide awake and watching the Grateful Dead perform on 12-31-85.
And remembering the three New Years Eve parties we celebrated with them.
“20-20-24 HOURS TO GO! I WANT TO BE SEDATED!”

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GENE, GENE! THE DANCING MACHINE!

6:00am: And we have been working on these Blog Posts this morning!
We just posted our Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday recap Blog Post,
and we are almost ready to post this one for New Year’s Eve,
ON NEW YEAR’S EVE!

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The wheel is turning and you can’t slow down,
You can’t let go and you can’t hold on,
You can’t go back and you can’t stand still,
If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will.
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2021…. way back in 1986 we created a design project called NY2020.
Just sayin’ that we might be starting to feel old now. This year has aged everyone.
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Fireworks! 

Our New Years’ Resolution for 2021:
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We are invited to NYE dinner at our sister’s house. AND WE ARE NOT GOING!
We are 100% serious about ZERO CONTACT. Are you? REALLY?

We are also invited to our friend’s annual New Years’ Eve party.
SORRY NOT GOING THIS YEAR! The every year party at our friend home, begins with drinks and a potluck dinner buffet always with a lasagna. The celebration continues with more drinks and socializing with old friends (but that’s not gonna happen this year), and then dessert and more drinks before the balloon popping, confetti, glitter, and a champagne toast at midnight.
In the old days the party would go until dawn, but now everyone is old….

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NOTE: We stayed home on New Years Eve 1999-2000 because of Y2K!
And then nothing happened. NYE2000 sucked too.

2:50pm: ThrowbackThursday afternoon.
New Year’s Eve Day and we are “safer-at-home” all day!
We have a cup of espresso and we are getting ready for tonight.
WE ARE RIGHT HERE. Chillin’ in the Home Office all day.
And we are going to have a food fiesta later.

5:45pm: We took a little nap. We woke up. The dogs got fed.
We took the dogs outside and then put them down for a nap.
And we made the first plate of food (pre-dinner appetizer/crudité).

On The Menu: Bacon, dill pickle, carrots & celery sticks, raspberries, blueberries, red grapes, nacho cheese Doritos, chocolate mousse cake, and an espresso to drink.
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And let the evening festivities begin! 6:45pm. IT’S PARTY TIME!
Actually, we did some housekeeping. We dusted and vacuumed the Home Office today.
We did some other menial housework and now we feel like we accomplished almost nothing.
Our New Year’s resolution is “to make order out of chaos” – and that’s all.

You know it…. We have cake! Chocolate mousse cake!
Happy New Year! (and we still have to eat dinner)
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NOTE: We are going to publish this Blog Post before Midnight on New Year’s Eve.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! IT BETTER BE A BETTER YEAR!
We will update and probably add more stuff before tomorrow night.
Enjoy. Be safe. Stay home. Stay healthy. Be well. Don’t worry. Be happy.

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And this year, 2020, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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In The Midnight Hour!
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I’m gonna wait ’til the midnight hour
That’s when my love come tumbling down
I’m gonna wait ’til the midnight hour
When there’s no one else around

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Watch this vid!
Ken Kesey (on acid), Father Guido Sarducci and the Gratefuld Dead welcome in 1986!
The best New Years Eve party we’ve ever been too!
Mass Happiness and Celebration! So much fun and such positive energy!

“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors,
and let every new year find you a better man.”
– Benjamin Franklin

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FIREWORKS!


*****HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021*****
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If Ned was 2020:
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Thanks Bill. We all needed that.


Friday, JANUARY 1, 2021 – HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Welcome to 2021, please have your “E” tickets ready.
Please keep your arms and legs inside your ride vehicle at all times.
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Midnight in Las Vegas: Freemont Street Fireworks in Downtown Vegas!
(screenshot from Pompsie’s Livestream on YouTube)
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Las Vegas (the Strip and Downtown) is a “super-spreader” event tonight.
So many people partying together as witnessed on the livestreams.
All those people are going to go home and take the virus with them too,
because “what happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas” if it’s COVID-19.

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12:45am: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
There were lots of fireworks in the San Fernando Valley and Los Angeles tonight.
But all of ours are illegal and the fireworks laws are not really enforced in L.A.
There were also a lot of illegal “underground” parties around town tonight.
Los Angeles County is already experiencing a medical crisis, and this won’t help.
Watching the lame-ass New Years Eve television shows too. BUT THEY SUCK.
There’s NO TRADITION left in the network broadcasts and no viewer loyalty.
And there really shouldn’t be any shows or celebrations tonight, with so many dead.
BUT AMERICANS LOVE A HOLIDAY PARTY – EVEN IF IT MIGHT KILL THEM.

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1:11am: All’s quiet on the Western Front, pretty much. The fireworks have subsided for the night in our neighborhood except for a few random a-holes who still haven’t had enough noise yet. We’re sure it’s still going off in other parts of the city as usual. The police scanner calls were coming fast and furious all night long. Lots of crazy sh*t happening in SoCal on this New Year’s Eve because the idiots have nowhere to go and nothing to do except cause trouble!

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2:10am: Time for dinner. We just banged out breakfast.

On The Menu: Breakfast for Dinner! 2 eggs over medium, bacon, toasted onion bagel with cream cheese and some pita chips at 2:15am
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Aloha! It is Friday, January 1st, 2021! – “All is quiet on New Year’s Day”
Good Shabbos!
The eighth day of Christmas – 8 Maids a milking!
and the sixth night of Kwanzaa – Kuumba means creativity
and the seventh night of Kwanzaa – Imani means faith
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BLACKLIVESMATTER! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

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“What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.”
 ~ T. S. Eliot

6:45am: We fell asleep for a couple hours and then we woke up again.
We just reviewed the stuff we posted yesterday and last night,
and then we went into the kitchen and made an espresso.

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THE ROSE PARADE IS CANCELLED!
The Rose Bowl will be played in Texas (they’re done litigating over the name)
NO PASADENA ROSE PARADE THIS YEAR! So STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
THE 131st ROSE PARADE’S REIMAGINED NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATION
with marching bands, segments about the Rose Parade, Rose Bowl football highlights, equestrians, floats from past years, and behind-the-scenes of float builds.
So STAYTHEFUCKHOME! Watch the show on television in your bubble.
Watch on Friday, January 1, 2021 from 8:00-10:00am PST
Airing on ABC, Hallmark, KTLA, NBC, RFD-TV and Univision

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7:30am: NBC’s Today Show:
“2021 The Year In Travel – What to expect in the coming year.”
Leisure travelers want to go places! Does the vaccine mean that travel will be safe?
Should you plan a trip? Would you travel for fun right now?
Will you travel this year? Where do you want to go?

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
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FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!
All Work and No Play make Jack a Dull Boy…
YADA, YADA, YADA! YADA, YADA, YADA!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
There is NO IMMUNITY! NO CURE! AND NO VACCINE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!

The CoronaVirus is spreading exponentially, and the new UK variant is spreading in the United States and it is even more contagious, and some people aren’t even doing the bare minimum to contain it, or even to prevent themselves for getting it.
DARWIN WAS RIGHT.

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“Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness” – William Shakespeare

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NO PARTIES THIS YEAR!

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“Ring out the false, ring in the true.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

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“I never worry about being driven to drink,
I just worry about being driven home.”
– W.C. Fields

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Another new year.
Three hundred sixty five days!
The future is here.

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FIREWORKS! 

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!
AND EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

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GOODBYE TO 2020!
WE WISH YOU AND YOURS A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021!
Good health and much happiness in the coming year!

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“Party on Wayne” – “Party on Garth”

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“Be excellent to each other and PARTY ON DUDES!”

Grateful Dead perform on NYE December 31, 1988 in Oakland, California (full show):

Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!
end 2020 and beginning 2021
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CV! Part 97 – Merry! Happy! Whatever. (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 97 – Merry! Happy! Whatever. (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

Monday, December 28, 2020 – Merry, Happy, whatever….
The fourth day of Christmas – 4 Colly Birds (coal black birds)
and the third night of Kwanzaa – Ujima: collective work and responsibility

4:00am: Raining again.
We watched the Disney animated classics
“Snow White and The Seven Dwarves” and “Alice In Wonderland”.

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Be sure to check out our very popular previous Blog Post: “Disney Secret Recipes!”

6:15pm: Monday, Monday. Here’s a recap of that day:
We didn’t sleep much last night. It rained most of the day on Monday.
We fed the dogs, and took them outside and got the newspapers.
The housekeeper came and did a little cleaning too.
We got the mail and went to the dentist and came home.
We went to the dentist last week, and we had to go back today.
Why? We had irritation all weekend behind one of our teeth and we need to make sure it wasn’t a problem. We got the all clear from our dentist, and then it wasn’t irritated anymore. WTF? It must have been inside out head, not just inside our mouth.
But everything feels fine now.
NOTE: It is still super stressful to go out in public here in Los Angeles, and then into a medical building (we took the stairs not the elevator), and then sit in a waiting room with a stranger and the receptionist (everyone masked or course), then have the dentist in your mouth, and then go back into public…. and it is really exhausting too. Or maybe it was because we didn’t sleep,
We ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese and drank espresso.
We fell asleep with the dogs and woke up around 3:30pm.
Now it’s time for Monday Night Football – Buffalo Bills v. New England Patriots
and time to Blog. The Bills are leading 24-9 at Halftime.

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And we are listening to a youtube vid of The Grateful Dead live on 12-28-84 at the San Francisco Civic Auditorium (since renamed the Bill Graham Memorial Auditorium)
We know where we were today in 1984 (and also 1983):
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We needed to sleep but were woken up twice in two hours by dogs barking for no reason.
We slept for a little bit and woke up hungry at 11:00pm. Time for dinner.

On The Menu: Chicken pot pie with mashed potatoes and gravy

We watched “Guardians of the Galaxy”, “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” and “Thor: Ragnarok” again over the last couple days, following our first viewing of “Captain Marvel” 

Tuesday, December 29, 2020
The fifth day of Christmas – FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
and the fourth night of Kwanzaa

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

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New Year’s Eve Ball 2001 Party (your VIP Host was Joshua13)
at the Marina Beach Marriott in Marina del Rey
Dinner, drinks, dancing and midnight champagne toast.
Such a fun night! Don’t remember much. Happy New Year!

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We Be Clubbin’ by Ice Cube
(WARNING: uncensored lyrics)
Yaeeyaae uh huh uh huh brrr
We be clubbin’
Heyy hey heyy heyy
look here look here
first of all I want to welcome

All y’all broke ass entreponiggas to the Player’s Club.
Yaeeyaae
It’s packed
niggas don’t know how to act

We the macks V.I.P’s in the back
With a stack of numbers
My niggas like ’em dumber
We oughta get ’em smarter
Baby take my order
The only shark that swim in Henn no water
Got ya daughter doin’ shit you don’t think she oughta
Gave the order to slaughter any ass like that
You know how the loni act off the cognac
Brainiac with maniac Mack 10 (my nigga)
Down ta get this mothafuckin’ party crackin’
Nigga back in so we can smoke a dub
Down ta bump all these bitches at the club (Yaeeyaae)
Show me love
We be clubbin’
Everybody likes when the girl
Shakes something
Nigga don’t pull nothing (That’s right)
We ain’t dumping
We just bumpin’ and bangin’
Like it ain’t nothing wrong
Get ya club on (We be clubbin’)
Ah, we be clubbin'(we be clubbin’)
Yaeeyaae (we be clubbin’ we be clubbin’)
[Verse 2: ]
We gettin’ in free so what the fuck now
WSCG just touched down
Show a nigga ’round
Least take a nigga to the sto’
(Y’all in fo the night?)
Hell no
Security bail slow up in the club
Remember when they push & shove
It’s only love
Dubs for everybody waitin’ on us
And fuck everybody hatin’ on us
Debatin’ on us but we only visitin’
Ain’t tryin’ ta fuck with niggas in lizard skins
I see you watching me, you should watch her
’cause if she sick of yo’ shit I’m the doctor watch her
Show her to the car
& see how bad she want to meet these stars
They know who we are (Where we going?) WESTSIDE
Nigga meet me by the bar
Shake it off shake it off take it off
Break it off break it off make it soft (4X)
Brrr (we be clubbin’) uhh (uhh) (we be clubbin’ 2X)
Verse 3:
Baby beware Ice Cube is on tilt
Waitress bitchin’ off the drinks my nigga spilt
Everybody’s sweatin’ like it’s Armageddon
1999 party over oops I’ma still grind
Straight from the West put away yo’ 9 (click click)
DJ can ya play my shit one mo’ time
G-ddamn you fine (my nigga speak on it)
She got ass for days (put a week on it)
Now everybody in the world love to go clubbin’
And after the club it’s either breakfast or fuckin’
Hope we ain’t duckin’ from haters in the parking lot
Who ain’t got nothin’ tryin’ to prove sumthin
Frontin’ we be the niggas who be bluntin’
On our way to the Marriott keep ’em very hot
Westside hittin’ hairy cock all night long
Get ya club on!
We be clubbin’
Everybody likes when the girl
Shakes something
Nigga don’t pull nothing (That’s right)
We ain’t dumping
We just bumpin’ and bangin’
Like it ain’t nothing wrong
Get ya club on
Homeboys show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
Homegirls show me love up in the club
Security show me love up in the club
Owners show me love up in the club
Waitress’ show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
Bartenders show me love up in the club
L.A. show me love up in the club
The Bay show me love up in the club
Chicago show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
St. Louis show me love up in the club
Miami show me love up in the club
New York show me love up in the club
Detroit show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
Houston show me love up in the club
K.C. show me love up in the club
Denver show me love up in the club
D.C. show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
Atlanta show me love up in the club
Memphis show me love up in the club
Dallas show me love up in the club (Yaeeyaae)
I might spend a dub. Bitch!
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“The Resolution” New Years Eve 1998-1999! at the KeyClub

“THE RESOLUTION” party 1998-1999 (your VIP Host was Joshua13)
at the KeyClub (and in The ViP Plush Room) on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood
We partied like it was 1999! OFF THE HOOK! Happy New Year!

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Saturday Nights in the Plush Room at the KeyClub

7:00pm: Oh hey, it’s DoNotTravelTuesday again.
And we didn’t go anywhere. We stayed home. We didn’t blog.
The dogs were well taken care of, they had a great day of being dogs.
The newspapers and mail were retrieved. We didn’t eat anything.
We took a nap. We ordered a Chinese food delivery. We ate dinner.

On The Menu: Chinese food. Kung pao chicken, sweet&pungent chicken, beef with broccoli, chicken egg rolls and cran-raspberry-orange juice

BIG SHOUTOUT TO DAMON HELLER AND “SMOKE N” SCAN”
Follow “Smoke and Scan” on YouTube if you like LIVE POLICE PURSUITS.
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There was a pursuit tonight here in the San Fernando Valley:
after and short chase, the suspect ditched the car
and ran into the LA River Wash tunnels, so there was late-night search too.
Don’t know if they caught him. Maybe he got away….. HAHAHA.
Pursuits and car chases are a regular occurrence here and Damon has a nice collection of past car chase vids on his channel, and he also runs chases from other states sometimes.
We love watching LIVE car chases. And we discovered his Periscope channel, but now that Periscope is shutting down, we watch him on YouTube (he’s also on Twitch and Twitter).

Moscow Mitch blocked a $2000 stimulus payment today (again).
How does a $600.00 stimulus check = gas, food, lodging for 10 months?
600 dollars
People who lost their jobs in March…. unemployment’s running out.
Eviction moratoriums expiring. People need to eat and feed their families.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020
The sixth day of Christmas – 6 Geese! Honk-Honk!
and the fifth night of Kwanzaa
Last Humpday of 2020:
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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

2:00am: We are loving Disney+. And AmazonPrime.
For those not following along, we just replaced our TV system.
Now, when there’s nothing on television, there’s always something on.
And we still have Netflix. And HBO. And Showtime. And the Apps too.
There’s always something we haven’t seen now. And that’s saying a lot.
LOTS OF NEW CONTENT! Lots of cool stuff,
and things hidden behind the paywalll we wanted to see and can now.

9:00am: We woke up with a headache.
The dogs got fed and went outside. We got the newspapers.

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Well, we didn’t sleep a lot and we didn’t sleep well.
It was a bad headache when we first woke up… like hangover bad.
We drank some orange juice and an espresso and ate a banana.
We put on Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here”,
used the massage stick on our neck, and we felt a little better.

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1:30pm: Went back to bed, slept a little.
Was woken up by the dogs barking three times. WHAT THE F*CK?!
Finally grabbed the little dog and took her to the bed so she would stop.
AND NOW WE ARE IN A VERY BAD MOOD.

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4:00pm: We went back to bed with another “barkie-dog” and slept a little bit more.
We just ate some leftover Chinese food (kung pao chicken and rice).

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The lovely Dawn Wells RIP died from Covid-19 complications.
She was Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island”. This is just more terrible and sad news.
May the Four Winds blow her safely home.
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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
TRUMP IS A LOSER! EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
AND WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

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CV! Part 96 – Happy Boxing Day! Happy Kwanzaa! PTSD! (Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 96 – Happy Boxing Day! Happy Kwanzaa! (Saturday-Sunday)

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
TRUMP IS A LOSER! EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
AND WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

Saturday, December 26, 2020 – Happy Boxing Day!
The second day of Christmas, the first night of Kwanzaa
Happy Kwanzaa! – BLACKLIVESMATTER!

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(“Boxing Day” – this just never gets old)

3:00am: “It’s A Wonderful Life” – a timeless Frank Capra classic!
We watched it again yesterday after the football game.

We hope you had a happy and safe Christmas holiday!

7:15am: Dogs are fed. Newspapers are got.
We were outside  with dogs three times already this morning.
We’ve had a cup of espresso and a little juice.

It’s the First Night of Kwanzaa! Umoja – Unity! 71R5hrKZgVL._SX425_

9:30pm: Nothing happened today.
There were three NFL Football games, that is all.
It was a long boring day. We didn’t do anything.
We slept a lot because we needed it.
We spent the day with the dogs, inside and outside.
They might be bored too, but they didn’t say anything.

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Sunday, December 27, 2020
The third day of Christmas – 3 French hens
and the second night of Kwanzaa – Kujichagulia: self-determination

We took the dogs out at 5:30am and got the newspapers at 6:30am.
We went to the market at 7:00am and we were home before 8:00am.
We put the groceries away and took a shower.
The dogs got fed and went outside. Then we all fell asleep.

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NFL Football. The Kansas City team wins, and they beat the Atlanta Falcons.
We slept through three quarters of the game.
And okay, we’re awake again… We woke up and took the dogs outside again.
It’s a beautiful sunny day, blue skies, white clouds, with just a little chill in the air.

The Denver Broncos are going to lose to the Los Angeles Chargers. And the game is only halfway through the second quarter right now. The score is 10-nothing Chargers ahead.
The Broncos got a first-down! But there’s a penalty flag and Bellamy is injured.
Lock, the Denver Quarterback already threw one interception, and he’s set turnover records this season, even though he was out with COVID-19 for a game. And a missed field goal too.
Almost halftime, and we are getting really hungry now.

On The Menu: Lunch! Turkey, bacon, lettuce sandwich with pepper jack cheese on toasted French bread, half an avocado, dill pickle, celery and carrot sticks, tortilla chips and an espresso to drink
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3:30pm: We ate a good lunch. It’s getting very windy outside. And the Denver Broncos are trying to make a game of it in the Fourth Quarter! It’s 13-16 and the Broncos just got the ball back with five and half minutes left to play now. TOO BAD THIS GAME DOESN’T MATTER.
And now the football game is tied with 2:42 left to play in regulation.
The Chargers drove down field and kicked a field goal to take the lead.
BRONCOS LOSE! Game over. 5-10 Season over. Maybe next year.

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5:45pm: We fell asleep with the dogs and woke up.
We went outside, and they got fed, and we went outside again.

8:00pm: Tennessee Titans v. Green Bay Packers – Does this game matter at all? Really?
The Packers beat the sh*t out of the Titans. We fell asleep again for about an hour and a half. We woke up and took the dogs outside.

Creatures that live in my neighborhood: Birds and squirrels, rats, bats and lizards, oppossums, raccoons, and coyotes, in addition to the dogs and cats. We can see and hear them.
Something just spooked the dogs, and set them off… (we heard it too)
and tonight it was the coyotes.
Triggered. see below.
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11:45pm: The storm has arrived…. and it’s raining!
WIND AND RAIN! THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! Oh so frightening.
We brought the dogs into the Home Office in case they were scared.
When there was a break in the rain after the storm had passed,
we took them outside to do business before putting them back to bed.
And all is well on the last Monday of 2020…. well, pretty much.

 

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WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! 

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!
SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!

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DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! 
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! 

WASH YOUR HANDS!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.

HERE’S A LITTLE REMINDER FOR THE STUPID, IGNORANT,  
AND JUST PLAIN DUMB:
(AND MAYBE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR FAMILY)
ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!

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Christmas present time for my Grateful Dead Friends!
New 4K vids of old music – looks and sounds great!
Done with the band’s permission I’m told.

WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! 

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!



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TRIGGERED!
POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
Formal diagnostic criteria for PTSD:

Criterion A
You were exposed to one or more event(s) that involved death or threatened death, actual or threatened serious injury, or threatened sexual violation. In addition, these events were experienced in one or more of the following ways:

  • Directly experiencing the event
  • Witnessing the event as it occurred to someone else
  • You learned about an event where a close relative or friend experienced an actual or threatened violent or accidental death
  • Experiencing repeated exposure to distressing details of an event, such as a police officer repeatedly hearing details about child sexual abuse

Criterion B
You experience at least one of the following intrusive symptoms associated with the traumatic event:

  • Unexpected or expected reoccurring, involuntary, and intrusive upsetting memories of the traumatic event
  • Repeated upsetting dreams where the content of the dreams is related to the traumatic event
  • The experience of some type of dissociation (for example, flashbacks) where you feel as though the traumatic event is happening again
  • Strong and persistent distress upon exposure to cues that are either inside or outside of your body that is connected to your traumatic event
  • Strong bodily reactions (for example, increased heart rate) upon exposure to a reminder of the traumatic event

Criterion C
Frequent avoidance of reminders associated with the traumatic event, as demonstrated by one of the following:

  • Avoidance of thoughts, feelings, or physical sensations that bring up memories of the traumatic event1
  • Avoidance of people, places, conversations, activities, objects, or situations that bring up memories of the traumatic event

Criterion D
At least two of the following negative changes in thoughts and mood that occurred or worsened following the experience of the traumatic event:

  • Inability to remember an important aspect of the traumatic event
  • Persistent and elevated negative evaluations about yourself, others, or the world (for example, “I am unlovable,” or “The world is an evil place”)
  • Elevated self-blame or blame of others about the cause or consequence of a traumatic event
  • A negative emotional state (for example, shame, anger, or fear) that is pervasive
  • Loss of interest in activities that you used to enjoy
  • Feeling detached from others
  • Persistent inability to experience positive emotions (for example, happiness, love, joy)
Criterion E 
At least two of the following changes in arousal that started or worsened following the experience of a traumatic event:
 
  • Difficulty concentrating
  • Feeling constantly “on guard” or like danger is lurking around every corner (or hypervigilance)
  • Heightened startle response
  • Impulsive or self-destructive behavior
  • Irritability or aggressive behavior
  • Problems sleeping

Criterion F
The above symptoms last for more than one month.

Criterion G
The symptoms bring about considerable distress and/or interfere greatly with a number of different areas of your life.

Criterion H
The symptoms are not due to a medical condition or some form of substance use.

Also research Hypervigilance as a Symptom of PTSD
and The Relationship Between PTSD and Depression

Read our previous Blog Post “Depression? Questions to Ask – Before Giving Up” > https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2015/07/12/depression-questions-to-ask-before-giving-up/

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If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, get help right away!
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

NOTE:  if you TEXT 741741 when you are feeling depressed, suicidal or anxious, a crisis worker will text you back and continue to text with you? Many people, especially younger folks, do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It’s a free service to ANYONE – teens, adults, etc. – who lives in the U.S. It’s run by The Crisis Text Line and is legit.

Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org

California Senior Citizen Help Hotline: 1-833-544-2374
Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

redcrossblood.org 1-800-RED-CROSS Blood Donor App

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CV! Part 95 – Merry Christmas (Thursday-Friday)

CV! Part 95 – Merry Christmas (Thursday-Friday)

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Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Thursday, December 24, 2020 – Christmas Eve Day

“Is this a weekday?”
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Well the weather outside is frightful,
dum, dee, dum, delightful….
Murray Christmas!
“Santa Claus is comin’ to town!”

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Oh, hey, HELLO THERE! It’s the day before Christmas Day.
And later it will be Christmas Eve….
Okay, actually it is Christmas Eve right now as we are writing this Blog Post.
We are “safer-at-home” in the beautiful SFV tonight.
It was cold and it actually rained a little here today… almost a miracle!
The dogs got taken care of all day long.
They got fed breakfast and a big Christmas dinner with snacks and carrots.
They have their peanut butter filled bones to chew and lick.
VERY HAPPY DOGS! And that makes us very happy.

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We took a nap in the afternoon with the dogs.
We finished our previous Blog Post “Happy Winter Solstice” and published it.
And we didn’t leave the house, although it was really beautiful outside in the backyard last night before the “rain” and then again today after when everything was moist.
(hahahaha, we said “moist” – is anyone offended?)

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“Where do you think you’re going?
Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.
No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.
We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of A**holes this side of the nuthouse.”
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“Bend Over And I’ll Show You!”

WOOF! Woof! (Merry Christmas from the good boys!)
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And we haven’t really eaten anything today again…. so we are hungry for dinner at 8:30pm. We just finished an espresso and then we put the dogs down for a nap while we figure out our food.

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“Later on we’ll conspire as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid, the plans that we’ve made
walking in a vinter vonderland….”
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Happy Christmas Eve 2020!
It’s been a terrible year, so let it burn!
Here’s to a new age in 2021.
Peace and Love to all my friends and loyal viewers!

Jelly of the Month for everyone!
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“I Can’t Even Afford To Be An Elf.”

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A ghost of Christmas Past:
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THE FLYING MORGAN’S 2020 CHRISTMAS CARD!
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On The Menu: 2 Chili Dogs! With mustard, chopped onion, and cheese; dill pickle, celery and carrot sticks, strawberries, red grapes, tortilla chips, and a double iced espresso to drink
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——————-SANTA CLAUS IS COMING——————-
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Friday, December 25, 2020 – ALOHA! It’s Christmas Day!

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawian Christmas Day
That’s the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas
Will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day
And all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way
To say Merry Christmas to you!

Mele Kalikimaka! Happy Christmas! BLACKLIVESMATTER! Trump is a LOSER! 

12:20am: We ate the chili dogs and fell asleep for an hour and a half.
While we were sleeping, Santa came!
Well actually, we got the Disney+ code for Christmas!

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Secret Santa? F*ck your Secret Santa or whatever this sadistic gift game is called!

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And so we watched “Captain Marvel” for our first Disney+ film choice. Ho-Ho-Ho!
We hadn’t seen it, and we wanted to see it, and so we saw it! Also, we avoided all the hype, media, and spoilers, so we knew almost nothing about the film going in on purpose.
And we enjoyed it too. We like the Marvel Superhero films (mostly), and we really enjoyed the version of Captain Marvel portrayed by Brie Larson in the film, the origin story, the backstory,  and Samuel L. Jackson as digitally younger Nick Fury (and his origin story) was really cool.
Looking forward to finally seeing all the other recent releases under the Disney+ banner now!
And YES, we are entertained. 

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8:00am: We were up all night again. We got the newspapers.
And we just finished taking morning care of the dogs. We were outside, and they got fed, and we were outside again. And now they are back to napping, after breakfast and snacks. And since it’s Christmas morning they got something special coming…
probably some unseasoned scrambled eggs when we make our breakfast/brunch. 

DRINK WATER. Drink coffee. 

4:45pm: MERRY CHRISTMAS! It was a beautiful California day outside!
NFL Football! Friday! New Orleans Saints v. Minnesota Vikings.
Spoiler Alert: Vikings Lost. Saints Won. Game just ended, but it was over awhile ago.
We slept. We woke up. We felt like “The Hangover”….
We went back to bed and slept a little bit more. We woke up.
We took the dogs outside for most of the 4th Quarter.
We’ll feed them in about an hour. I think we might eat something now. Maybe.

Santa Claus (sings):
“Jingle, jingle, jingle / You will hear my sleigh bells ring. 
 I am old Kris Kringle / I’m the King of Jingle-ling”

We love the Rankin-Bass stop-motion classics! 
We already watched “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”
and “The Year Without A Santa Claus” this year.
They always bring back the memories of the winter holidays past.
“Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” time!
Herbie the elf wants to be a dentist. With the voice of Burl Ives!
“Herbie doesn’t like to make toys!….Finish the job, or you’re fired”
Yukon Cornelius! The Abominable Snowman! Misfit toys!
A true holiday tradition!

Sweet Corn Tamales Recipe:
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Happy Christmas Friends! I’m burnin’ for you!
Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
TRUMP IS A LOSER! EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
AND WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

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HERE’S A LITTLE REMINDER FOR THE STUPID, IGNORANT,
AND JUST PLAIN DUMB:
(AND MAYBE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR FAMILY)
ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!

DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? DO YOU TRUST THE CDC?
DO YOU TRUST THE VACCINE? DO YOU TRUST BIG PHARMA?

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
TRUMP IS A LOSER! WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

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C’mon Baby Light My Fire!
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FAR OUT MAN! VERY VERY MERRY MERRY!

CV! Part 94 – Happy Winter Solstice! Happy Festivus! (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 94 – Happy Winter Solstice!
Happy Festivus! (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

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Monday, December 21, 2020 – Happy Winter Solstice!

3:00am: Well, we just woke up and realized we didn’t have dinner.
We went to the kitchen and ate a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese and a half a dill pickle. We made an espresso and took the dogs outside. Then we put them to bed.
It’s a beautiful cool night out! Perfect for the Winter Solstice.
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Halemaumau is erupting!
The Kilauea Volcano on Big Island Hawaii!
“Officials say the eruption began around 9:30 p.m.
By 1 a.m., USGS officials reported lava fountains that shot about 165 feet into the sky
were feeding a growing lava lake within the crater.”
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9:00am: We fed the dogs. We were outside with the dogs. We got the newspapers.
We took a shower. We folded our laundry. (yes, we did a load of laundry last night)
We ate another bagel and drank another espresso.
What we didn’t do was sleep.

12:15pm: Well, we just got back from the dentist. (and there was some anxiety involved)
Normally that wouldn’t be a thing, but in these weird times we live in it is A BIG THING.
Just a cleaning, that had been pushed a few months. (so we put on pants today)
And so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, and we are now “safer-at-home” again.Giant-Smiley-Face15
We are back to chilling’ with the dogs in the Home Office.
We went outside, and now they’re laying on the bed while we update this Blog Post.
The housekeeper is here cleaning today, so we are isolating until she is finished.
Feeling relieved and exhausted right now. Nice to get out of the house too.
It was A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE!

3:45pm: And then we took a nap with the dogs. And we slept for a couple hours.
We just took the dogs outside and drank another espresso. We are awake again.
The housekeeper finished and left long ago, so the house is nice and clean too.
DRINK WATER! DRINK COFFEE! And watch “The Big Lebowski”

5:30pm: We were outside again with the dogs. And then they got fed.
And then we went outside to look at “The Christmas Star” – “Grand Conjunction”
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Jupiter and Saturn aligned and were the closest they have been in ~400 years!
It was visible with the naked eye in the southwest sky at and after dusk.
See both planets with binoculars, and the moons with a telescope.
We’ve been going in and out to watch the “star” in the sky. 

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NFL Monday Night Football tonight:
Pittsburgh Steelers (11-2) v. Cincinnati Bengals (2-10-1)
The Steelers are -14, and favored to win by two touchdowns.
Not going to be much of a game. But take the Bengals and the points.
Now we are going to say it, after another bad call by a referee/line judge:
THE FIX IS IN ALL SEASON! THE REFS ARE CROOKED!
THE POINT SHAVING BY THE OFFICIALS IS SO OBVIOUS!
NO, couldn’t happen in professional sports, right? REALLY? REALLY?
This whole season has been a super pandemic clusterf*ck.
THE BENGALS WIN! Actually they won all game long.
The Steelers sucked. They almost tied the game at the end of the 4th Quarter.
4th and 10 and it was over! Cincinnati beat Pittsburgh in a huge upset!

We were just thinking about Thai food for dinner,
and the Postmates “Pad Thai” commercial came on… kinda weird.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2020
DO NOT TRAVELTUESDAY! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

We watched “The Old Guard” on Netflix with Charlize Theron.
Then we fell asleep with the dogs.

7:30am: We woke up and took care of stuff. The dogs were outside and got fed.
And then we all went outside again.
We got the newspapers and drank a cup of espresso.
Then we scooped the poop.

11:45pm: Let’s recap the day. Okay, nothing happened.
Well, we did put on pants and run an errand.
We had to go over to the car dealer (parts department) to get new batteries for my 2 electronic “remote” car keys… $20, and a sh*tload of stress. Had to wait for one customer, but a woman was sitting in a chair wearing a mask and talking a mile-a-minute on her cell phone right and facing right where we had to stand and wait. And we were also forced to walk through the “customer lounge” to get to the parts desk which also sucked.
SMALL COMPLAINTS – THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY IS AN OUTBREAK HOTSPOT!
(merchants must do everything possible to keep customers safe, and they are not)
There’s a CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND YOU ARE TOTALLY FAILING! 
PEOPLE WITH COVID-19 ARE EVERYWHERE!
STAYTHEF*CKHOME! WEARAF*CKINGMASK!

The Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas reopened tonight. (and it was really empty)
We watched the “Not Leaving Las Vegas” livestream on Youtube. 
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Update: We also watched another livestream on Wednesday and yes, everyone is wearing a mask, but the hotel and casino staff aren’t social distancing, at least from what we witnessed.

On The Menu: Two for TacoTuesday! 2 beef soft tacos, Olé!
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Wednesday, December 23, 2020 – Happy Festivus!
“The Festivus for the rest of us!”

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.”
 
“Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” a poem by Robert Frost
written in 1922, published in 1923 in his New Hampshire volume
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3:00am: Time for a little baking! Yes, we have some bananas!
We have some bananas for banana bread today! 
And we are going to make a big pot of chili for Christmas!
But first, we took one of the dogs outside for some dog business.
And we woke them up and took them out and put them back to bed.
WE ARE WIDE AWAKE and also really tired. It’s called Insomnia.
And it’s another beautiful night/morning in the SFV.
Cool to “California cold” and the marine layer rolled in tonight.
The half Moon looks like the Cheshire Cat’s smile in the misty clouds.
No “Grand Conjunction” tonight, but last night was really beautiful too.
We’ve been able to see stars in the sky,
which we normally can’t see because of light pollution. 

6:45am: Mission Accomplished!
We baked two loaves of banana bread and made a pot of chili before dawn.
We just got the newspapers and put in a load of laundry. 
Time to take care of the dogs.

On The Menu: Banana Bread and a big pot of Christmas Chili
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10:00am: So we cleaned up the kitchen and we were outside and we fed the dogs and then we all fell asleep. We woke up a little before 10:00am. The dogs went outside and we drank a cup of espresso, and now it’s Wednesday morning. And the postman is here….
We got the mail and drank another cup of espresso.
We had a little taste of the chili (we started reheating it earlier) and it was pretty good.

Today, in 1888, Van Gogh cut off his ear.VanGoghEarMask 

1:00pm: We did some stuff. We scooped the poop and cleaned up the yard a little.
The gardener is coming and we have a few “jobs” for him today.
And WTF? They are landing jets into Van Nuys and Burbank over our house again today.
2 really low and loud ones between 12-12:30pm today while we were outside.
Another one just now at 1:02pm. Time for another (worthless) complaint to the FAA.
And another at 1:07pm. THIS ISN’T M*THERF*CKING INGLEWOOD! 

5:45pm: We took a nap.
Well, because well didn’t sleep last night we slept a little today.
And we woke up and took care of the dogs. We were outside and they got fed and we were outside and they were in the Home Office and we went outside and now they are laying down in the other room for a little while. The gardener came and they outside looks good.
We just gave the housekeeper the day off tomorrow (with pay of course) for Christmas.
We took care of a few other things around the house and now we are thinking about dinner.
Yesterday we were hungry all day, and we kept saying “we’re hungry”…
but we didn’t make the tacos for dinner until 10:30pm.
We had a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese and drank another cup of espresso and some juice for lunch, before we took our nap, and that’s all we ate today besides a little taste chili this morning, so yeah, we’re hungry.

7:00pm: We’re still hungry. We haven’t eaten yet.
We’ve been messing around on the interweb for an hour, and now we are watching “Jeopardy”
Rest in Peace Alex Trebeck. May the Four Winds blow him safely home. And F*ck Cancer.
We just set up the Blog Post for “Happy New Years’ Eve 2021”, so that took a little time too.

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“SAFER-AT-HOME” AGAIN! (and it’s going to be extended in L.A.)
CORONAVIRUS UPDATE!
This is just crazy! “The Thanksgiving Spike” is here.
Los Angeles and Southern California are having record Covid-19 outbreaks!
325000+ United States Citizens are no longer alive….. they have ceased to be.
THREE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND HUMAN BEINGS ARE DEAD.
They were someone’s family, someone’s friends,
and most of their deaths could have been prevented!

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GENOCIDE. Defined as the deliberate killing of a large number of people,
from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation/group.
TREASON and SEDITION! Arrest all of the GOP Traitors and conspirators!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! THE ONES WHO WERE SILENT ARE GUILTY TOO.
They betrayed their oath of office. They aided and abetted Trump’s criminal family!
THEY ALL KNEW AND THEY BOUGHT AND SOLD STOCK
WHILE THEY CALLED IT A HOAX IN PUBLIC!
STILL NO FEDERAL PLAN, NO TESTING, AND NO TRACKING!
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TRUMP IS A ONE TERM LOSER! IMPEACHED TWICE FOR CRIMES!
LEAVING A LEGACY OF DEAD AMERICANS AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
AND A LAUNDRY LIST OF CRIMES AND CORRUPT ACTS BEHIND.
Just like Trump bankrupted and failed at all of his businesses, he has destroyed the United States’ economy, increased the national debt, and failed to protect people while giving a massive tax break to corporations and rich (“the one-percent”).
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE GUILTY OF TREASON, SEDITION,
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND GENOCIDE!
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD!
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE FOR DEMOCRACY!
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We must arrest and prosecute everyone who was part of the Trump Crime Family!
NO PARDONS! NO PLEA DEALS! NO LIGHT SENTENCES!
PROSECUTE THEM TO THE FULEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!
TREASON AND SEDITION ARE HANGING OFFENSES!
CRUSH TRUMP AND THE RACIST GOP TRAITORS!
TIME TO END THEM ALL FOREVER! Pass it on.

PLEASE THIS SHARE WITH FUTURE FELONS!
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TRUMP’S ATTEMPT IS TREASON!
Sedition is a felony punishable by fines & 20 years!
THE GOP TRAITORS ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT!
CALL FOR THEIR IMMEDIATE ARREST AND PROSECUTION!
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Unfriend them. And NEVER FORGET.
These people openly support Trump, a criminal and a traitor.
They should be shunned, banned, blacklisted, never invited to audition, never hired again for any job, never invited to another premiere or party, never allowed to earn another dollar, and never spoken to again. They should be named and identified.

 

HERE’S A LITTLE REMINDER FOR THE STUPID, IGNORANT,  
AND JUST PLAIN DUMB:
(AND MAYBE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR FAMILY)
ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
DO NOT EAT, DRINK, SMOKE, TALK, OR BREATHE AROUND PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY AND PROTECT THE PEOPLE INSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
drink the bleach

There is NO IMMUNITY! NO CURE! AND NO VACCINE FOR YOU!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
The CoronaVirus is spreading exponentially, and people aren’t even doing the bare minimum to contain it, or even prevent themselves for getting it. DARWIN WAS RIGHT.
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THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

THERE NEEDS TO BE A TOTAL NATIONAL QUARANTINE FOR 40 DAYS!
Shut down. Lock down. Only absolutely essential businesses and travel allowed.
NO PARTIES. NO GATHERINGS. NO RESTAURANTS. NO PUBLIC ANYTHING!

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
TRUMP IS A LOSER! EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
AND WE ALL KNOW TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF TOO!

SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!
SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

**GIVE BLOOD!***
THE RED CROSS NEEDS BLOOD AND PLASMA DONORS!

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Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (800-273-8255) to reach a trained counselor and press 1 to reach the Veterans Crisis Line.
You can also chat with them online at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/.

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Los Angeles County Dept. of Mental Health has a collection of FREE guided meditations to reduce stress, and also FREE sleep and movement exercises at headspace.com/lacounty or contact them at DMH.LACounty.gov
Phone number: 800-854-7771

City of Los Angeles “Safer-At-Home”> coronavirus.lacity.org

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Help for Senior Citizens during the coronavirus pandemic.

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Jingle those Bells Baby! Christmas is finally here!
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HO-HO-HO! Happy Festivus! 
Baby it’s cold outside:
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Be thankful. Be grateful.
Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone*.
Peace and Love!



DO NOT TRAVEL!
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! 
Do Not Socialize, Gather, Dine or Party outside your “bubble”.
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! 

WASH YOUR HANDS!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.



Happy Holidays 2020! ‘Tis The Season! STAY HOME!

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
Today is Saturday, December 19, 2020.
This is not going to be a normal Blog Post.
Happy Holidays 2020! ‘Tis The Season! JUST STAY HOME!

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Socially Distanced Santa Claus at the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas 2020

Season’s Greetings! Happy Holidays! 
We weren’t planning on doing a “Holiday Blog” for 2020, but it happened.
Happy Hanukkah, Happy Festivus, Merry Christmas,
Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy New Year! We hope you enjoy!

Hanukkah is now over. December 18 was the eighth and final night.
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
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Winter Solstice is December 21
It’s Midwinter’s Eve! Joyous Noel! The Longest Night of the Year!
Winter Solstice is the shortest day and longest night of the year
The Sun is at the lowest (daily maximum) elevation in the sky today.
“The Christmas Star” – it is also the day of the “The Great Conjunction 2020”
Jupiter and Saturn will align and be the closest they have been in almost 400 years.
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Festivus is December 23 – “A Festivus for the Rest of Us!”
this secular holiday is an alternative to the commercialism/pressures of Christmas.
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! Don’t wrestle with strangers!
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We are very disappointed in you! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
The Airing of Grievances, the Feats of Strength, Money for People! 

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Elf On A Shelf for 2020? Too soon?
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Here Comes Santa Claus!
Christmas Eve
is Thursday, December 24
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
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“It’s A Wonderful Life”

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Christmas Day is Friday, December 25
STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

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Mele Kalikimaka!

HO-HO-HO. Merry f*ckin’ Christmas 2020!
Did you get Covid-19 this year? There is still time, if you haven’t.

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Kwanzaa begins Saturday, December 26, ends on Friday, January 1
BLACKLIVESMATTER! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
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New Years Eve is Thursday, December 31
STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
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We are invited to our friend’s annual New Years’ Eve party.
SORRY NOT GOING THIS YEAR! The every year party at our friend home, begins with drinks and a potluck dinner buffet always with a lasagna. The celebration continues with more drinks and socializing with old friends (but that’s not gonna happen this year), and then dessert and more drinks before the balloon popping, confetti, glitter, and a champagne toast at midnight.
In the old days the party would go until dawn, but now everyone is old….

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Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
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And this year, 2020, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

New Years Day 2021 is Friday, January 1

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THE ROSE PARADE IS CANCELLED!
NO PASADENA ROSE PARADE THIS YEAR! So STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
THE 131st ROSE PARADE’S REIMAGINED NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATION

Watch on Friday, January 1, 2021 from 8:00-10:00am PST
Airing on ABC, Hallmark, KTLA, NBC, RFD-TV and Univision
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with marching bands, segments about the Rose Parade, Rose Bowl football highlights, equestrians, floats from past years, and behind-the-scenes of float builds.
So STAYTHEFUCKHOME! Watch the show on television in your bubble.

January 6 – Something important happens in Washington D.C.
Twelfth Night is Tuesday, January 5 or Wednesday, January 6
(depends on what you believe – we have always celebrated it on January 6th)
Inauguration Day is January 20, 2021
Something important happens in Washington D.C. (here’s hoping we make it)
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is Monday, January 18
BLACKLIVESMATTER!
Groundhog Day is alway on February 2
Chinese New Year begins on Friday, February 12, 2021
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!
Valentine’s Day is always on February 14
President’s Day is February 15, 2021
Mardi Gras! Fat Tuesday is February 16, 2021

STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! 

Last year, we were gifted a ticket from a friend for the Dead&Co. concert at The Forum in Inglewood, California on December 27th, 2019. We really enjoyed the show, but then we got really sick for two weeks afterwards (and it’s not our friend’s fault we got sick).
January 4, 2020 Blog Post:
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STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! 

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December 2019 – Happy Holidays! ‘Tis The Season! Ho-Ho-Holidays!
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2019/12/20/december-2019-happy-holidays/

HO HO HO! Here is our December Holiday Music Playlist for 2018!
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2018/12/07/ho-ho-ho-our-december-holiday-music-playlist-2018/

Happy Winter Solstice 2017! Happy Festivus!
https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/12/22/happy-winter-solstice-happy-festivus/

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The wheel is turning and you can’t slow down,
You can’t let go and you can’t hold on,
You can’t go back and you can’t stand still,
If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will.

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CV! Part 93 (Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 93 (Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

Thursday, December 17, 2020 – Last Night of Hanukkah!

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5:45am: We were up all night again.
And we just posted our “New Recipes For 2020” and “CV! Part 92” Blog Posts.

9:30am: We are so tired. And now we’ve had our second cup of espresso.
We may have slept for two hours this morning between 6:00 and 8:00am.

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11:00pm: Well, it’s been another day. ThrowbackThursday.
More frustration. And we didn’t sleep, so we were cranky all day.
And we still haven’t eaten yet today really.
All we had 2 toasted English muffins with butter and raspberry jam, and a small banana.
We put on pants and ran errands today. And really tried to avoid other people.
We slept this afternoon for a little bit, and then we fell asleep again this evening.
Now we are awake and hungry. And we want Latkes, but then we have to cook.

Latkes
And CHECK OUT OUR OTHER RECIPES! (in our previous Blog Posts)
Just posted a “New Recipes for 2020” Blog Post below.

Friday, December 18, 2020 – Hanukkah’s over. ‘Tis the Season!

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We are not going to do a Christmas music or Christmas Blog Post.
There’s no reason to celebrate the holiday this year.
TRUMP KILLED CHRISTMAS – just like he killed 310000+ US Citizen….

“Home for the Holidays” has a new meaning this year.
As in STAY THE FUCK HOME! No Christmas Parties Please.
We are invited to our friend’s annual New Years’ Eve Party…..
and we are not going this year. Sorry, not sorry. But still sorry.
We won’t be attending any parties this year. but thanks for the invites!
And you shouldn’t attend any parties, gatherings, dinners, or other events!
We are dreaming of Las Vegas, and we are not going! Vegas isn’t safe.
We are “safer-at-home” in Los Angeles, sheltering in place, and waiting.
We cancelled the housekeeper’s second day this week, extra day off for her.
And we’ll still pay her. We love her! She is family, not just domestic help.

On The Menu: Chicken chili super soft taco with avocado at 12:30am.
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10:45am: Hello Friday.
We slept. We woke up. We’ve had two cups of espresso.
We ate 2 toasted english muffins with butter and raspberry jam for breakfast.
The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers and the mail.

4:00pm: We slept for awhile. 11:00-1:00, 1:00-2:00, 2:00-3:00
Wow, 4 hours, waking up every hour or so and then going back to sleep.
The dogs got fed an early supper and they had a long beautiful day of play and napping.

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We finished binge-watching “The Good Lord Bird” limited series about John Brown on Showtime. Very well done. Ethan Hawke is excellent as the madman lunatic fanatic!
Great period piece (pre-Civil War), excellent cast and acting, excellent cinematography,
It was also very well written and well executed, with a “timeless theme” that is very timely for our current state-of-affairs and all things BlackLivesMatter and more. Thumbs up.

On The Menu: Dinner delivered from The Cheesecake Factory: orange chicken with rice and vegetables, Sante Fe salad, tiramisu cheesecake, and a coke to drink.
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11:30pm: Then we fell asleep after dinner and cheesecake…and woke up around 10:30pm.

And then we watched TV and surfed the interweb.
Friday night on the Las Vegas Strip – there are still a lot of people out on the weekends!
And the Showgirl Mafia is always at work!
The week before Christmas in Vegas sucks.
And then imagine this year for locals in Las Vegas,
after 10 months of Trump’s CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC.
(screenshot from the “Not Leaving Las Vegas” livestream, we are still safer-at-home)
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We watched music video reaction vids on YouTube.
Last night Jamel_AKA_Jamal discovered Cab Calloway and the Nicholas Brothers!
And he did the new Grateful Dead “Ripple” video too!
Today he was introduced to Sister Rosetta Tharp! LOVE THIS GUY!
And then we watched a guy build a luxury jungle outhouse out of jungle stuff
with a machete, stone axe, basket, clay pot, and a shovel tool too.
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Good Shabbos! Stay healthy! Be happy!
Have a great weekend at home in your bubble.

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Saturday, December 19, 2020

3:00am: Time to watch a Christmas Classic!
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3:30pm: Saturday recap.
We finally fell asleep around 5:30am.
And we woke up before 8:00am…
there were two deliveries before 8:00am this morning.
Dogs, newspapers, mail taken care of…
Laid down to take a nap and got woken up again:
Guy knocking on my door to try to sell me solar power on a Saturday
during a pandemic is just one reason
the “RING” doorbell needs a pepper-spray accessory. Just sayin’.

NFL Football on Saturday! Buffalo Bills v. Denver Broncos at Mile-High.
Denver is wearing their all orange “throwback” uniforms –
AND THEY SHOULD NEVER WEAR THEM AGAIN! Just UGLY.
“The Broncos are the only team with a turnover in every game.”
The first half, the Broncos sucked, and the Bills led 21-7.
Then Denver forgot to bring their game in the second half.
YES THE BRONCOS LOST AGAIN.
And Green Bay beat Carolina in the evening game.
We changed the channel, and fell asleep again before the game ended.
We slept until about 7:30pm.

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On The Menu: We had a quesadilla with salsa and juice to drink for breakfast.
Then for lunch, 2 Hotdogs with mustard, dill pickle, carrots&celery sticks, half an avocado, raspberries, strawberries, and red grapes.

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‘Tis the season Dude,
Eat, Drink, Be Merry and Watch
“The Big Lebowski”
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Sunday, December 20, 2020 – SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

On The Menu: Chicken matzah ball soup, that we made earlier in the day
and we finally ate some just after midnight. It was delicious and filling.
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We slept for a couple hours this morning.
We had a cup of espresso and went to bed around 6:00am. Woke up around 10am.
The dogs got taken care of, of course.
We woke up feeling okay, but our day went to hell pretty quick.
TRIGGERED. PTSD. Trying to keep control of our emotions.
Feeling very angry. Feeling trapped. Feeling FURIOUS! Not wrong to feel this way.
We have some unresolved issues, from our “happy” childhood, from teen adolescence,
and some wounds that will never heal – no matter how hard we want them to.
TOTALLY TRIGGERED!

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Sunday before Christmas. Are you feeling the holiday season yet?

Clarence:
Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives.
When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?

NFL Football Sunday
San Francisco 49ers v. Dallas Cowboys – COWBOYS WIN AGAIN!

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On The Menu: Sunday Brunch! Breakfast for lunch.
2 eggs over medium, bacon, quesadilla with salsa and red grapes

5:00pm: and things are a little better now – calm is restored temporarily – Breathe in.
Breathe out. WE ARE NOT OK. We took a short nap, and slept through most of the second football game today. The Rams lost to the NY Jets here in an empty just-built billion dollar stadium in Los Angeles. Seriously, they were still building SOFI Stadium last December!

And now its time for the Cleveland Browns v. New York Giants game!
The dogs got fed and we went outside, and now we are all chillin’ in the Home Office.
We had another espresso and we did a little cleaning up during the second half.
We knew the Browns were going to win, and they dominated all game long.
And it’s just after 8:00pm, the game is almost over.
Browns 20, Giants 6, with less than 2 minutes left,
so we don’t think they’re going to stage a comeback.
And we’re hungry for dinner or something now.

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317000+ US DEAD from Covid-19 as of today: December 20, 2020 at 6:28pm PST
(these numbers are always under reported, so there are even more dead Americans)

NOTE: We have been avoiding thinking about the news.
And everytime we go on Twitter we get really angry, so trying not to visit Twitter too.
But you can’t help but hear about what’s happening:
CoronaVirus Out of Control – Hospitals Overwhelmed (0% ICU Beds in Los Angeles)
Russia Hacked the US Government and US Industry. (NO RESPONSE from Trump)
Electoral College confirms Joe Biden won again.
Trump and the GOP Traitors still refuse to concede the election.
And it’s Christmas, so the network news won’t cover anything important.

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WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

THERE NEEDS TO BE A TOTAL NATIONAL QUARANTINE FOR 40 DAYS!
Shut down. Lock down. Only absolutely essential businesses and travel allowed.
NO PARTIES. NO GATHERINGS. NO RESTAURANTS. NO PUBLIC ANYTHING!

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CV! Part 92 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

CV! Part 92 (Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday)

Monday, December 14, 2020

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

10:15am: We were up all night. And we took care of the dogs this morning.
They were outside. They got fed. They were outside again.
And we got the newspapers and had a double espresso.
Then we went to the grocery store and did some marketing.
We needed to stock up on stuff again. So, we did.
TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE STORE! (and it was pretty empty at 7:30am)
Too many vendors, and workers, and not enough social distancing!
We get so freaked out everytime we go grocery shopping.
We went home and put everything away, and then we took a hot shower.
We needed to finish everything before the housekeeper arrived.
And she is here today, as scheduled…
although we should have given her the day off again.
So we are isolating in the Home Office with the dogs while she cleans.

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It’s beautiful day in the neighborhood.
And there’s no construction! So it’s quiet.
No trucks, no workers, no steel dumpster, no traffic. NO NOISE!
Just the sound of the housekeeper vacuuming.
And we have “The Blues Brothers” on TV for our morning soundtrack.
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3:15pm: We fell asleep with the dogs and when we woke up around 2:00pm the housekeeper was long gone and the house was clean. We took the dogs outside and drank an espresso.
We got the mail and took the dogs outside again. It’s very WINDY today…. VERY WINDY!
So, we made another espresso and now we are thinking about eating some food…
we went to the market this morning so there’s lots of choices right now.

On The Menu: 2 Hotdogs with mustard, chopped onion and cheese; dill pickle, celery & carrot sticks, half an avocado, raspberries, red grapes and one more espresso to drink.
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The coolest brother doing reaction videos on YouTube.
He will make your day a little better, everyday. Thank You! Thank You Jamel!
(He also has a Vimeo channel for his vids that get blocked or removed,
and a second channel now for his non-music vid reactions)
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And Josh Daniel is still rockin’ us daily LIVE on Facebook and YouTube
(everyday for 273 DAYS!) – Thank You! Thank You!
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Tuesday, December 15, 2020 – THE VACCINE IS HERE!

TELL ME THIS MORNING
WHAT I SHOULD NOT DO TODAY
THEN I’LL HAVE COFFEE

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8:00am: So, turning on the news this morning, the vaccine is here! REJOICE!
Oh, and there’s not enough for everyone…. so you’ll just have to share…..
And front line health care workers get the first doses (unless you count The White House and GOP staffers who caused this national emergency). And then 21 days from now they’ll get a second dose, and then two week later they’ll supposedly be vaccinated…. we’ll see.
35 DAYS FROM NOW! End of January…. but it still won’t be available for most people.
But the government and media want you to believe we can return to how life was in 2019.

301000+ Reported COVID-19 Deaths in the United States as of yesterday.
THREE HUNDRED AND ONE THOUSAND HUMAN BEINGS ARE NO LONGER ALIVE.

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3:30pm: We woke up in a really bad mood this morning.
We went back to bed and woke up still in a bad mood.
So, we went back to bed with the dogs and when we woke up we felt better.
We just had another espresso and now we’re updating the Blog Post.

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Recapping Tuesday night – Wednesday morning:
We were entertained by TV and the interweb all night long.
And we decided to investigate YouTubeTV on our Apple+ system.
We’ve found a few really cool channels and last night we watched guys build amazing jungle houses, underground homes and temples, with swimming pools and slides, out of sticks, mud, and clay FOR HOURS! – “Jungle Survival” on youtube (and a couple other channels like theirs)
Shout out to the “Bushradical” buildi an off-grid cabin/outhouse/showerhouse series too!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2020

We finally went to bed at 6:00am.
We got woken up at 7:30am by the Big Dog barking again.

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The dogs got fed and we went back to bed.
We woke up at 9:15am, got the newspapers, drank an espresso,
and took the dogs outside.

On The Menu: LUNCH! 3 Hotdogs
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And then we took a nap because we didn’t sleep last night and we got woken up by the Big Dog barking this morning. THEN WE GOT WOKEN UP FROM OUR NAP BY DOG BARKING AGAIN! AND TODAY WE ARE DONE WITH DOGS BARKING! THERE IS A NEW MANDATE THAT DOGS WILL PUNISHED FOR BARKING WITHOUT REASON!

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We feel like we are losing it right now. SO ANGRY and FRUSTRATED!
And so we made another espresso.
And now it’s time to feed the dogs.
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HERE’S A LITTLE REMINDER FOR THE STUPID, IGNORANT,  
AND JUST PLAIN DUMB:
(AND MAYBE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR FAMILY)
ZERO CONTACT! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE!
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Happy fucking seventh night Hanukkah. 
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And you may also want to rethink AIR TRAVEL right now:
PEOPLE WITH COVID-19 ARE EVERYWHERE!
STAYTHEF*CKHOME! WEARAF*CKINGMASK!

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NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE DAY ONE!
We know more, but that’s it. Now there’s a vaccine. Will you get it?
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT? DO YOU TRUST THE CDC?
DO YOU TRUST THE VACCINE? DO YOU TRUST BIG PHARMA?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES? Okay, WHICH ONE?

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As of December 16, 2020: (and still no testing, tracking or containment plan)233kdead

9:30pm: Another day.
One more day. We didn’t go anywhere or do anything.
Don’t know how people can go to work, and be in public all day………
we have friends working two retail jobs to make ends meet,
and other friends who can barely get part-time work because of restrictions.
And we haven’t had a haircut since February!
We live in sweatpants and t-shirts, with our bathrobe and slippers for warmth.
We bought a new pair of shoes a couple months ago that we have hardly worn.
We had our car battery replaced because we had to.
We finally rescheduled our dentist appointment from May because we had to.
Our last trip to the grocery store was super-stressful,
and we have errands and other tasks that we keep putting off
because we don’t want to see or interact with any strangers in L.A.!

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And then our friend in Texas called us on the telephone!
YES A TELEPHONE CALL!
He left Los Angeles at the beginning of the pandemic because there was no work.
And he had better opportunities offered back home in the Lone Star State.
He is tending bar at the family-owned bowling alley to earn a living,
and dealing with the unmasked public inside a place of business.
Exactly what we were writing about when he called.
AND TEXAS HAS A HIGHER RATE OF CORONAVIRUS THAN CALIFORNIA!
It actually was the longest conversation we’ve had with anyone in a long time.

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NOTE: To the California Department of Public Health, your ads about menthol cigarettes are wasted on us….. and most of the population of the state of California.
WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY! BlackLivesMatter, but your commercials don’t.
p.s. There’s a CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AND YOU ARE TOTALLY FAILING! 

 

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Skillet Roasted Potatoes (ripped from Insatiably Epicurious)
Cook’s note: Par-cooking the potatoes will ensure that the interior is pillowy soft. Coating the exterior with a light amount of fat, like bacon grease, butter, or olive oil, will provide a lightly crispy crust. If you prefer a vegetarian option, coat potatoes in olive oil before roasting. Special Equipment needed: Large skillet

Ingredients:
1.5 – 2lbs Yukon or Gold potatoes, washed and cut into 1” cubes
4 slices thick cut bacon- large dice
4 cloves garlic- smashed
½ tsp sugar
kosher salt
fresh ground pepper
water

Directions:
1. Preheat oven at 450 degrees. Spread out bacon in skillet. Place skillet in oven while it preheats.
2. Fill a medium pot with potatoes and fill with water. Add about a tbsp of kosher salt into the water. Set pot to boil.
3. Once water comes to a boil, remove and strain out potatoes. Set aside.
4. Once oven is preheated, carefully pour out bacon grease into a large bowl. Set aside the bacon in a separate bowl.
5. Add potatoes to bowl of bacon grease and gently fold until potatoes are coated with grease. Gently toss with sugar, 2 tsp salt, and fresh ground pepper.
6. Pour contents into skillet. As much as possible, place pieces of potato so every surface of skillet is touching potato. Lean pieces against the sides of the skillet, if need be. Any surface touching potato will be crispy, so make the most of it.
7. Tuck in smashed garlic in various parts of skillet in between pieces of potato. Spread bacon evenly throughout skillet.
8. Place skillet in oven and roast for about 20min or until golden brown.
9. Taste and add more seasoning if necessary. Serve immediately.


2 Pork Recipes – Pork on Sticks/Pork with Ginger


Vegetable Stuffing

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Honey Coriander Chicken Wings

For the wing seasoning:
1 tablespoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon ground paprika
1 tablespoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon turmeric
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper

For the coriander wing sauce:
1/2 cup honey
1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/2 tablespoon chili powder
1/2 tablespoon fresh lime juice
1/2 tablespoon ground coriander
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

Preheat the oven to 500 degrees. Mix wing seasoning ingredients in a small bowl and using a whisk. Put the chicken and 2 tablespoons of wing seasoning in a large bowl. Add enough oil to coat the chicken evenly and mix well. Spread the seasoned chicken in a single layer on prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes or until the thickest part of the chicken reaches 165 degrees. Place all wing sauce ingredients in a large saute pan, and bring to a gentle simmer over medium-low heat. Cook and stir until thickened. Transfer the cooked wings into the sauce and serve.


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Polynesian Luau Chicken

1 whole chicken ( 2-3 lb)
1 tablespoon poultry seasoning
1 tablespoon black pepper (ground)
3 tablespoons rosemary ( ground)
1 ½ tablespoons garlic powder
1 tablespoon curry powder
2 tablespoons onion powder
1 tablespoon Chinese five spice powder
2 cups sugar
1 cup chicken base
1 ½ tablespoons garlic salt
3 tablespoons fennel ( ground )

Clean and cut chicken into 8 pieces, ( 2 breasts, 2 wings, 2 legs, 2 thighs) . Combine all seasoning ingredients in large mixing bowl, Sprinkle on chicken evenly and allow to marinate at least 3 hours or overnight if possible. Preheat oven to 375ºF. Place seasoned chicken on wire rack in roasting pan. Bake for 20 minutes, . Turn down oven to 250ºF and continue to bake for another 30-40 minutes . Chicken will be crispy and golden brown.


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TOAD IN A HOLE
1 (12-ounce) package refrigerated croissant mix
1/3 pound ground veal
1/3 pound ground pork
1/3 pound ground chicken
1 cup white bread crumbs
2 eggs
Dash mace
Salt, pepper
1 tablespoon chopped parsley
1 tablespoon chopped shallots
1/3 cup whipping cream
1 egg yolk, lightly beaten

Spread dough into 4 (4×7-inch) rectangles. Mix veal, pork, chicken, bread crumbs, eggs, mace, salt and pepper to taste, parsley, shallots and whipping cream. Divide among rectangles. Shape pastry into loaf, moisten edges and seal. Place pastries seam side down on baking sheet. Brush tops with beaten egg yolk to glaze. Bake at 450 degrees 20 to 25 minutes, or until golden brown. Cover with foil if crust is browning too fast. Serve with mustard if desired. Makes 4 servings.


CORNISH PASTIES
1 medium potato, peeled and diced
1 small turnip or rutabaga, peeled and diced
1 tablespoon oil
1 small onion, diced
Salt, pepper
1/2 pound beef tenderloin tip steak, diced
1 1/2 recipes pastry for (two-crust) pie
1/2 cup beef gravy
1 egg, beaten

Cook potato and turnip in small amount of boiling salted water until tender-crisp. Drain and set aside. Heat oil in small skillet and saute beef until medium rare. Remove beef and set aside.
Add onion to skillet and saute until tender. Add potato, turnip and beef. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Remove from heat.
On floured board, roll out pastry to about 1/8-inch thickness. Cut into 8 (6-inch) circles. Place about 1/4 cup vegetable and meat filling down center of each pastry circle. Top with 1 tablespoon beef gravy.
Brush edges with some beaten egg. Fold over and press edges with tines of fork to seal. Make few slits on top. Brush tops with more beaten egg. Place pasties on lightly greased baking sheet. Bake at 450 degrees 5 minutes. Reduce heat to 325 degrees and continue baking another 30 to 40 minutes, depending on size of pieces inside turnover. Serve hot at dinner or cold in picnic basket with brown mustard. Makes 8 turnovers.


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Sweet Corn Tamales Recipe:tamales recipe


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Mesa Grill 16 Spice Rub for Poultry

INGREDIENTS

  • 3 Tbs. ancho chile powder
  • 3 Tbs. pasilla chile powder
  • 3 Tbs. ground cumin
  • 3 Tbs. ground coriander
  • 3 Tbs. ground ginger
  • 2 Tbs. garlic powder
  • 2 Tbs. onion powder
  • 1 Tbs. allspice
  • 1 Tbs. cinnamon
  • 1 Tbs. ground cloves
  • 1 Tbs. ground fennel seed
  • 1 tsp chile de arbol
  • 3 Tbs. brown sugar
  • 2 Tbs. kosher salt
  • 2 Tbs. coursely ground black pepper
  • 1 tsp cayenne pepper

DIRECTIONS: Whisk together all spices in a bowl!


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Artisan Bread

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Cheese Bread

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SAMMICH?

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Would You Like Fries With That?

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SCONES
3 cups flour
3 1/4 teaspoons baking powder
2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1/2 cup milk
1 cup golden raisins or currants

Sift flour, baking powder, sugar and cream of tartar into bowl. Cut in butter with pastry blender until mixture resembles fine crumbs. Blend egg and milk, then stir into butter mixture with raisins. Gather dough into ball and turn onto lightly floured surface. Knead lightly 10 times. Roll or pat 3/4-inch thick. Cut with floured 2 1/2-inch round cutter. Place on ungreased baking sheet. Bake at 400 degrees 20 minutes. Serve warm with butter and jam. Makes 8 to 10 scones.


Latkes (Potato Pancakes)
How to make Potato Latkes (potato pancakes): 3 potatoes (peeled and grated), small onion (1/2 grated, 1/2 finely chopped). Add 2 eggs (beaten), 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, 1/2 cup flour and 1/2 tsp baking powder. Mix ingredients well. Heat cooking oil to med high in large frying pan. Spoon 1 large tablespoon at a time into oil. Cook until crispy golden brown on each side. Drain and pat dry on paper towel and serve warm with applesauce and sour cream. ENJOY!


Eggs Florentine
Preparation time: 12 minutes Cooking time: 12 minutes Serves 4
Ingredients:
1 lb. cooked spinach (frozen spinach is ideal for this dish)
little butter
seasoning
4 hard-boiled eggs
evaporated milk cheese sauce

Cook spinach, drain and free from moisture and chop finely, then add butter and plenty of seasoning. Arrange spinach on buttered dish, and place quartered eggs on top. Cover with sauce and serve.

Evaporated milk cheese sauce
1 small can evaporated milk
4-6 oz. processed cheese, grated
salt and pepper
little prepared mustard

Put all the ingredients into a saucepan or top of a double saucepan. Heat gently, stirring until cheese dissolves, then cook until thick. Serve immediately. Delicious with vegetable dishes.


 
 
Lisa Kempter-Fostar’s Pie Crust
 

One cup of Crisco to 3 cups of flour. 1 tsp salt, cut it in and ice water (like 1/2 cup?) til it holds together. Don’t overwork it. Use butter flavor Crisco. Seriously. Never fails.


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Butterscotch Nut Cookies


BLACK CAT CUPCAKES (from Betty Crocker)

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Bake any flavor of CAKE MIX in paper baking cups as directed on package. Prepare the Fluffy White Frosting. Tint orange with 1 to 2 drops each red and yellow food color. Frost cupcakes.
Decorate each with a gumdrop cat: Slice 1-inch black gumdrops horizontally into 3 slices. Use small rounded slice each for head, largest slice for body; cut tail and ears from third slice.

Fluffy White Frosting
2 egg whites (1/4 cup)
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar or 1 tablespoon light corn syrup
1/3 cup water
1 teaspoon vanilla

Combine egg whites, sugar, cream of tartar and water in top of double boiler. Beat on high speed 1 minute with electric mixer. Place over boiling water (water should not touch bottom of pan); beat on high speed 7 minutes. Remove pan from boiling water; add vanilla. Beat 2 minutes longer on high speed.


Date Squares

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Meyer Lemon Marmalade
NOTE: Use Only Meyer Lemons for this recipe!
Meyer lemons are a hybrid of a lemon and an orange, they have thinner skin and are sweeter than a regular lemon. Do not substitute regular lemons for Meyer Lemons!
Proportion of Meyer Lemon segments to water to sugar is 1:1:1.  (equal parts)
Recommend using a kitchen scale and that you weigh your lemons, and use the proportions.
2-1/2 lbs of lemons should provide 6 cups of chopped fruit.
6 cups of chopped lemons will be cooked with 6 cups of water first, and then 6 cups of sugar are added later. Also try the recipe using 4 cups of chopped lemons, 4 cups of water, and 4 cups of sugar if you want to make less. Do not double the recipe. Do not reduce the sugar!
If you want marmalade with reduced sugar, please use a different recipe!
The amount of sugar needed is necessary for the jelly to set.

INGREDIENTS:
2-1/2 lbs of Meyer Lemons (9-10 lemons)
6 cups water
6 cups granulated sugar

SPECIAL EQUIPMENT:
1 wide 6 or 8-quart pan (Stainless steel/stainless steel lining, DO NOT USE aluminum)
Chef’s knife – sharp!
Candy thermometer or an instant-read thermometer
6 (8-oz) half-pint canning jars
Cheesecloth or a Muslin jelly bag
Use enough cheesecloth to fold over and make a bag to hold the leftovers for making pectin
Recommended Additional Equipment:
Flexible cutting board surface (to catch excess lemon juice to add to the fruit mixture)
Disposable rubber latex/non-latex gloves to protect hands from the citric acid in the recipe.

PREP THE FRUIT:
1. Clean the lemons. Scrub the lemons. Do not use moldy or damaged lemons.
2. Cut 1/4 inch off from both ends of the lemons.
Stand a lemon on end. Cut the lemon in half lengthwise.
Cut each lemon half into several segments, lengthwise.
As you cut the lemons into segments, pull off and save any exposed membranes. When you cut the final segment, remove and save the pithy core. Remove all the seeds from all the segments. Save the seeds and any membrane or pith. You need the leftovers to make pectin.
Cut each segment crosswise into even pieces to make little triangles of lemon peel and pulp.
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3. Put the seeds, membranes, and pith into a cheesecloth or muslin bag:
Put all the seeds, membranes and pith from the lemons into a bag made of two layers of cheesecloth or buy a muslin “jelly bag”.

FIRST STAGE OF COOKING:
4. Put the lemon segments and water in a large wide pot.
5. Attach the pectin bag:
Place the pectin bag in the pot with the fruit and secure it to the pot handle.
6. Boil the fruit until the peels are soft:
Use a high heat and bring the mixture to a strong boil.
Let it boil uncovered for about 25-35 minutes, until the peel is soft and cooked.
If the peels start sticking to the bottom of the pan,
because too much water boils off, just add a little more water.
Test the lemon peel by tasting it.
The peel should be very soft. If it’s still chewy, keep cooking it until it gets soft.
Then remove the pot from the heat.
7. Remove the pectin bag, place it in a bowl and let cool until it is cool enough to handle.

ADD PECTIN AND SUGAR:
8. Squeeze the pectin from the pectin bag:
When the pectin bag is cool enough to handle, squeeze it to extract any extra pectin.
This isn’t necessary but it helps ensure the jelly gets a good set.
(We recommend you wear latex-type gloves when squeezing)
There should be at least a teaspoon or more from the bag.
It should have the consistency of sour cream.
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9. Add the sugar: Measure out the sugar and add it to the lemon mixture.

SECOND STAGE OF COOKING:
10. Boil the lemon mixture again and monitor the temperature:
Heat the lemon mixture on medium high and bring it to a rapid boil, stirring occasionally,
and make sure nothing sticks to the bottom of the pan.
When the jelly first reaches a boil, it will foam up. (why you need to use a large pot)
Pay attention and watch the whole process.
Stir with a wooden spoon to reduce the foam.
If it the foam gets too high, reduce the temperature to keep it from overflowing.
Attach a candy thermometer to the side of the pan, or check with an instant read thermometer. The marmalade may take between 20 to 35 minutes to set and be ready to pour.
So, wait about 15 minutes, and then start checking the temperature regularly.
11. Test the marmalade to see if it is at the set point:
Two ways to test if marmalade is ready to pour into jars:
the mixture reaches a temperature of 218-220°F (6-8°F above boiling point at your altitude)
OR test a bit of jelly on a chilled plate – does it wrinkle up when pushed with a fingertip?
If the sample of wrinkles up, it’s ready to pour.
Prep for the wrinkle test: chill a small plate in the freezer.
When the boiling jelly temp reaches 217°F, start testing it.
Put a small amount of hot jelly on the chilled plate.
If the jelly immediately thins and spreads out, it isn’t ready.
If the jelly holds its shape, (like an egg yolk) test the sample with your fingertip.
If the jelly wrinkles at all, then it is time to remove the jelly from the heat and pour it into jars.
NOTE: When using a candy thermometer or an insta-read thermometer to test temperature, make sure the probe DOES NOT TOUCH the bottom of the pan. Make sure that the indentation on the probe (modern candy thermometers have it about an inch and a half from the bottom) is surrounded by the lemon mixture. Might need to tilt the pan to one side, to cover the probe all the way so as to get a good temperature reading.

CANNING:
12. Sterilize the canning jars:
When the marmalade is in the second cooking stage, rinse out the canning jars, dry them, and put them (without the lids) in a 200°F oven for at least 10 minutes before using them. This sterilizes the jars and helps to keep them from cracking because of “temperature shock” when you add the hot jelly mixture to them.
13. Sterilize the lids:
As the marmalade gets done, boil some water in a tea pot.
Put the jar lids in a glass or ceramic bowl and pour boiling water over the lids.
14. Ladle the cooked  lemon jelly mixture into the sterilized jars:
When the jelly has reached 218-220°F or it passes the “wrinkle test”, remove from heat.
Pour the jelly into the clean and sterilized jars, and leave a 1/4 inch head space of air at the top of the jar for the vacuum seal.
15. Clean the jar rim, put on the top with the sterilized lids and jar rings:
Wipe the rim clean with a clean wet paper towel.
Place the lid on the jar, tighten with a jar ring. DO THIS STEP FAST.
16. Allow the jars to cool and seal:
Let the jars sit overnight. They will make a popping sound when the vacuum seal is created.

NOTE: Don’t panic if the jelly is not firm when it goes into the jar (it shouldn’t be firm),
it will firm up to solid as the temperature cools. Hence the name “JELLY”
Jam making is tricky! Practice and experience really help when making jams.
Make jelly a bunch of times; and better jams will come with experience.
Beginers at jam making should always use a candy thermometer!
With more jam making experience, it becomes easier to judge when it is ready to pour.

TIPS FOR MAKING MARMALADE:
1. Use Meyer Lemons!
Sounds obvious? Well you can’t substitute regular lemon for Meyer Lemons in this recipe.
Meyer Lemons have peels that are less bitter than regular lemons are less tart.
Using regular lemons for this recipe, will result in a sour and/or bitter tasting marmalade.
2. Cook the peels until they are very soft during the first stage of cooking:
When the sugar is added the peels will firm up a lot, so check the peels and cook them very soft during the first stage, before you add any sugar to the mixture!
3, Know the altitude:
This recipe is based on cooking at sea-level.
Liquid boils at a lower temperature than 212°F at higher altitudes.
Check the boiling point of water at the altitude of the kitchen
EXAMPLE at 3000 feet, the boiling point of water is 206°F
Make the “JELLY SET TEMP” 6 to 8°F higher than the boiling point of water.
Do not overcook your marmalade.
4. Don’t let the marmalade turn brown:
If the marmalade starts turning brown while  cooking, it is likely overcooking!
Do not let the sugar caramelize. Remove it from the heat immediately if this happens!
Aim for a lower setting temperature next time.
5. Use the wrinkle test rather than relying just on a thermometer:
Use the thermometer to help figure out when to start using a wrinkle test.
Wrinkling jelly on a chilled plate is the best way to test it has reached the “JELLY SET POINT”.


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MAI TAI  from Duke’s on Kauai (as per Dr. Dave)
1 oz Koloa Gold Rum
1 oz Pineapple juice
1/2 oz Orange Curacao
1/2 oz Orgeat-Almond Syrup
1/2 oz Fresh lime juice (approx. 1/2 lime squeezed)
1/2 oz Sugar Cane juice
Splash of Vanilla-Infused Simple Syrup
Add 1 oz Koloa Dark Rum for a floater
Garnish with a sprig of mint
Garnish with a slice of pineapple
Splash of Guava juice (optional – for added tropical juice flavor)
Garnish with a sprig of mint and pineapple slice

The real Duke’s Mai Tai recipe:
.4 ounce orgeat syrup
1/2 ounce orange curacao
1/2 ounce gold rum
3 ounces fresh PPOG (pineapple, passion orange, guava) juice
1 1/4 ounce dark rum
Garnish with a pineapple, lime and parasol


A very important message for all my Friends:
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
GET HOME ALIVE, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
“KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!”
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CV! Part 91 – Happy Hanukkah! (Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

CV! Part 91 – Happy Hanukkah! (Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday)

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DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE!
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH ARE CONNECTED!
COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH!

WASH YOUR HANDS!
USE HAND SANITIZER and/or RUBBING ALCOHOL!

DO THE FIVE – HELP STOP CORONAVIRUS!
1 – HANDS – WASH YOUR HANDS! Wash them often!
2 – ELBOW (OR SLEEVE) – Cough into it, not your hand.
3 – FACE – Don’t touch it! Don’t touch your eyes, nose or mouth!
4 – SPACE – SOCIAL DISTANCE! Keep your distance (6 feet or more)
5 – HOME – STAY HOME if you can! (or if it’s mandatory)

REMEMBER to DISINFECT and SANITIZE frequently-touched surfaces like:
cell phones, computers (keyboard & mouse), door handles, faucets, keys. credit cards, wallets, purses, tables, desks, countertops, light switches, knobs, dials, etc.

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SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!
SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY! SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!

JOE BIDEN WON.
Trump is a LOSER!

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
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Thursday, December 10, 2020

4:30am: We are awake again at 4:00am.

It’s the First Night of Hanukkah tonight!
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11:30am: And we took care of the dogs, they went outside and got fed, and went outside. We got the newspapers early this morning and then went to sleep and woke up around 10:00am and the housekeeper was here cleaning. So, we made a cup of espresso and a toasted bagel with cream cheese for breakfast, and now we are hiding out in the Home Office with the dogs until she is finished.

Thursday afternoon at the Home Office “SAFER-AT-HOME”
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NO HANUKKAH PARTIES THIS YEAR. And no latkes tonight because we have to go to the market and get potatoes and onions, along with a few other perishable food items. But we have food and we don’t want to go anywhere where there are people. So we are trying to use up the food in the fridge before we go shopping again. We really hate wasting food.

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On The Menu: 2 Hotdogs with (Grey Poupon) mustard, dill pickles, tortilla chips with salsa, and an iced espresso to drink

10:45pm: We spent the day with the dogs. We were inside and outside today.
And they got their supper before we did. Everybody’s happy at home.
Watched Thursday Night Football: LA Rams v. New England Patriots (Rams won 24-3)
Total blowout. Not even close. NFL Football just sucks this season.
Fell asleep for about an hour, woke up and took the dogs outside,
and now we’re all chillin’ in the Home Office again.
DRINK WATER.

Tommy “Tiny” Lister RIP – We met Tiny working on the feature film “Autobahn”/”Trabbi Trouble”/”Driving Me Crazy” when he was still known as “Zeus” and was just starting his acting career. We became friends on set, and we would see him at different events through the years and we always said hello. Everyone in Hollywood knew he was a really nice guy. This is terrible news. May the Four Winds blow him safely home.
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COVID-19 is real. The CoronaVirus will kill you and your family.
Nothing has changed since day one except now we know more.
There is NO IMMUNITY! NO CURE! AND NO VACCINE FOR YOU!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!

3400+ Reported Deaths from COVID-19 today! A new single day record.
20000+ Reported Deaths in California! A milestone!
292000+ Reported Deaths in the United States! A unbelievable tragedy!
1,581,000+ Reported Global Deaths! One and a half million dead human beings!
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WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
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HAPPY HANUKKAH 2020!
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NOTE: We just want to thank AMAZON [AMZN – Nasdaq]
(and you know who you are) for a very Happy Hanukkah!

Friday, December 11, 2020

11:15am: Good morning! We were up all night again, and took the dogs out around 5:45am. Then we went to bed and slept until 9:00am. We took the dogs out again and they got fed, and they went out again. And we got the newspapers and had a cup of espresso.

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We were going to go back to bed at 11:00am, but the construction is pissing us off again today. This morning we had the neighbor’s gardeners, the other neighbor’s mobile car wash guy, and the construction guys all in front of the house at the same time. There’s also a pickup truck towing an open trailer parked the wrong way, a work van, and another truck on the street out in front. What a bunch of a**holes. (file this one under complaints and grievances)
So, we moved the dogs to the other room and now we’re going to make brunch.

4:15pm: Brunch never happened and we still haven’t eaten.
We got the mail, played with the dogs outside, and then “scooped the poop”.
And we’re really hungry now. And we don’t want to cook.
We just ordered a pizza to be delivered within the hour. Problem solved.

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On The Menu: Pizza! Extra-large with sausage and meatball

Saturday, December 12, 2020 aka 12-12-20-20

12:30am: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y MORNING!

4:00am: We feel asleep, and woke up, and just took the dogs out.

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Happy Birthday to the Chairman of the Board!
Francis Albert “Frank” Sinatra – December 12, 1915 – May 14, 1998

11:45am: We fell asleep in a pile with the dogs and when we woke up it was morning.
The dogs went outside and got fed and went outside and got played with.
We got the newspaper and drank an espresso. And then we all went back to bed.
We woke up and took the dogs outside again. We got the mail.
We made another espresso and ate a piece of cold pizza.

And now it’s Saturday, just before noon, and it’s a beautiful day outside today!

2:30pm: So we went back to bed and slept for a couple hours. And we woke up and took the dogs outside again. And then we hung out in the Home Office and watched an episode or two of “Undercover Boss” (4 Wheel Parts and Dutch Bros, yeah Trucks and Coffee!). Every episode is the same format, but it’s usually pretty fun anyways. And it’s a reality show that makes a difference for a lot of working people, when their CEO is humbled or made aware of a major company problem that affects the employees. Going to have to see if there’s a follow-up report on the employees who are featured, and find out “where-are-they-now”?

4:30pm: And one more espresso for the afternoon.
All’s quiet in the neighborhood today. The dogs are napping right now.
They filled up that big ugly dumpster to overflowing and the guys came and took it away this morning. They also cleaned up the front and the street, so they must be pretty much done with the construction. It’s a (deleted curse word) two-story “McMansion” that just doesn’t fit the neighborhood, and the first property on the street with a wall/gated driveway in front. It’s the fourth original “California Ranch” home to be torn down and replaced, although one wasn’t replaced – it was added to another property, fenced with a big gate on our street, and became a putting green. All the other homes have been extensively remodeled too, including ours.
All our yesterdays are just memories and pictures now.

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On The Menu: More leftover cold pizza.

Sunday, December 13, 2020

1:00am: Still Saturday Night right? All quiet in the SFV…. and “Safer-At-Home”.

8:30am: We fell asleep with the dogs around 3:30am
and woke up again around 7:30am. The dogs got fed and went outside.
We got the newspaper and had an espresso.

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Shout out to Bert Kreischer “The Machine”, Tom Segura, and Bill Burr! We’ve been binge watching their Netflix specials, youtube and fb vids, and enjoying their podcasts in the privacy of our home during the pandemic. Thank you for keeping us entertained!

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WooHoo! SpaceX Falcon9 launched a new SiriusXM satellite today!

NFL FOOTBALL Sunday!
Kansas City Chief v. Miami Dolphins (KC won)
We fell asleep with the dogs, woke up at 1:00pm for the end of the game.
We didn’t get to watch the Denver game.
And the BRONCOS WON! Beat the Panthers 32-27 in Carolina!
We took the dogs outside and now it’s time for the afternoon game.
Atlanta Falcons v. Los Angeles Chargers (Chargers won 20-17)
Buffalo Bills beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 26-15 (not much of a game)

On The Menu: Super beef soft taco at 10:30pm!
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11:45pm: And we took the dogs out one more time. And now they are sleeping on the bed.

And Neil Young announced that the Neil Young Archives will be FREE for the Holidays!
12-8-20
We are doing well here and feeling good. We hope you are well too. Our hearts go out to all those families touched. If you are locked down, we are here for you with hours of listening and cruising around through the years in movies. We want you to enjoy what we have to share at NYA.
As a special gift for you – we will be showing TIMELESS ORPHEUM, a film made for NYA, coming very soon to The Hearse Theater.
It’s my music and our lives. Peace.
Through the holidays NYA and TIMELESS ORPHEUM will be available for everyone. Lots of Love,
be well!
Neil and NYA
(www.neilyoungarchives.com)
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It’s the 4th Night of Hanukkah!
Chanukah, Ḥanukah, Chanuka, Hanuka!
Hanukkah means “dedication” in Hebrew. The eight-day holiday celebrates the rededication of the Temple of Jerusalem in the 2nd century BCE
“Hanukkah is a Jewish festival commemorating an early victory in the Maccabean revolt against the Seleucid Empire: the recapture of Jerusalem in the year 164 B.C.E. and rededication of the Second Temple. It is also known as the Festival of Lights.” – from Wikipedia

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And now a little humor.
Some Quotes from Steven Wright:

1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 – Half the people you know are below average.
4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 – If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 – All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ….. But she left me before we met.
12 – OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 – If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
17 – Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 – I intend to live forever … So far, so good.
20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 – What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 – The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 – The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 – The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 – If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – 
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

NOTE: 297700+ United States Citizens have reportedly died from COVID-19 as of today (Saturday, December 12, 2020). TWO HUNDRED NINETY-SEVEN THOUSAND AND SEVEN HUNDRED DEAD HUMANS! They were someone’s family, someone’s friends, and most could have been prevented!
GENOCIDE. Defined as the deliberate killing of a large number of people,
from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation/group.
TREASON and SEDITION! Arrest all of the GOP Traitors and conspirators!
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! THE ONES WHO WERE SILENT ARE GUILTY TOO.
They betrayed their oath of office. They aided and abetted Trump’s criminal family!
THEY ALL KNEW AND THEY BOUGHT AND SOLD STOCK
WHILE THEY CALLED IT A HOAX IN PUBLIC!

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