CORONAVIRUS! Part 87 – Happy Thanksgiving Weekend!
(Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
Thursday, November 26, 2020 – Happy Thanksgiving Day!
2:15am: It just doesn’t feel like Thanksgiving,
even though there’s a big-ass turkey cooking in the oven right now.
TURKEY DAY! Thanksgiving 2020.
We slept a little, but we were up before 7:00am.
And the dogs were outside and got fed.
And there’s a 21 pound turkey browning in the oven…
We had a cup of espresso and then another one.
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Just out of the oven and resting now: Bird-Bird-Bird, yes the Bird is the word!
The Baltimore Ravens NFL Football team tested positive, so their game with the Pittsburgh Steelers is postponed and won’t be played today. BUMMER.
Thursday’s Thanksgiving Games:
Houston Texans 41 v. Detroit Lions 25
And the Dallas Cowboys LOST BY A LOT versus the Washington “Football Team Name TBD”
Washington 41, Dallas 16

Solo Thanksgiving!
Time to eat. Be excellent to each other. Party on Dudes!
On The Menu: Home Alone (with the dogs) – Turkey, stuffing, gravy, sautĂ©ed asparagus, cranberry relish, apple pie, chocolate cake, and an iced espresso to drink.
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Thanksgiving kinda sucked this year. We ate turkey and stuffing.
NO FAMILY. NO FRIENDS. Just some food. And yes there was apple pie.
Friday, November 27, 2020
“Black Friday” – The Morning After.
CDC: “CoronaVirus cases could be eight times higher than actually reported”
84% of Americans remain “At Risk”…. with 13 Million Plus Reported Cases!
Thanksgiving will be another “super spreader” event.
Watching reports of masses of people traveling and gathering for Thanksgiving is maddening.
THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS!
DO NOT TRAVEL! STAY HOME AND STAY HEALTHY!
WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK! WEARAFUCKINGMASK!
STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
The CoronaVirus is spreading exponentially, and people aren’t even doing the bare minimum to contain it, or even prevent themselves for getting it. DARWIN WAS RIGHT.
Wearing a mask and social distancing doesn’t make you immune.
And the government is putting bandaids on an severed limb….
while the patient is bleeding out. STILL NO PLAN, NO TESTING, NO TRACKING!
265000+ US DEATHS as of today!
Averaging ~1500+ DEATHS everyday!
TRUMP LIED ABOUT A VACCINE AGAIN YESTERDAY
AND WENT GOLFING ON THE TAXPAYER’S DIME AGAIN TODAY!
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
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EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!
11:00am: Turkey, stuffing, and gravy for breakfast. Three espressos to drink.
Absolutely nothing happening here at the Home Office today.
Breaking News: Mohsen Fakhrizadeh, “the father of the Iranian Nuclear Bomb” was assassinated near Tehran, and they’re blaming Israel…. Next up, a WAR WITH IRAN!
(and Iran is vowing revenge again: “Death to America! Death to Israel!”)
The Broncos got the ‘Rona….
The Denver Broncos canceled practice today, Friday, after announcing three positive COVID-19 tests from one player and two staff members. The Broncos are scheduled to lose to the New Orleans Saints on Sunday, so let’s hope that game is postponed…. AND NO IT WASN’T!
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2:30pm: We took a little nap.
We woke up and made another cup of espresso.
And we just drank it all while we added this afternoon update.
Good Shabbos everyone!
Saturday, November 28, 2020
12:05am: We made a couple hotdogs for dinner at midnight.
We fell asleep and woke up a couple of times.
Then we got up and fed the dogs and had a cup of espresso.
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On The Menu: Saturday brunch, Thanksgiving leftovers, and then a nap.
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On The Menu: Breakfast for dinner at midnight.
Sunday, November 29, 2020
We woke up. It’s a good day.
The dogs got fed. We got the newspapers.
We were actually going to go out shopping for stuff, but we decided not to go into public.
People are traveling. Friends of ours are traveling and it’s stupid.
People are gathering to eat together. Our family had a small dinner. We didn’t go.
THE SECOND WAVE IS HERE. NUMBERS ARE SPIKING!
DON’T GO OUT INTO PUBLIC! STAYTHEFUCKHOME!
NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY. The Denver Broncos got the ‘Rona.
So did a lot of other football teams. But the cash machine must keep rolling.
Advertising, Sponsorships, Merchandising, Television and Public Distraction!
FINE. WHATEVER. FOOTBALL.
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On The Menu: 2 hotdogs for lunch.
4:00pm: FUCK YEAH! Fuck Yeah! Fuck. Yeah.
Okay, now everything is fine.
45 minutes later…. yeah we are fine. REALLY WE ARE JUST FINE.
And the Rams lost to the 49ers by a last minute field goal!
The Broncos played today (Sunday 11-29) without a quarterback
and lost to the Saint 31-3…. surprise. Great season so far.
9:30pm: Calm is restored. Maybe.
So we took care of a few things. And we ate.
The evening game was a total blowout in the 2nd quarter.
The last round of turkey day leftovers went for Sunday dinner.
Clean out the fridge! We took some bagels out to defrost.
And there’s a steak, that’s going to be Steak-on-a-Stake later this week.
We are now chillin’ in the Home Office with the dogs.
The Soul Train Awards are on BET.
We are watching the television and surfin’ the interweb.
fb, youtube, and working on this WordPress Blog!
And today is supposed to be the highest travel day since March…
People are not social distancing. People are not wearing masks.
People are gathering. People are having parties. People are traveling.
“SAFER-AT-HOME” in Los Angeles goes into effect again tomorrow!
New half-assed regulations that won’t work because they don’t work….
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TOTAL NATIONAL QUARANTINE FOR 40 DAYS!
Shut down. Lock down. Only absolutely essential businesses and travel allowed.
NO PARTIES. NO GATHERINGS. NO RESTAURANTS. NO PUBLIC ANYTHING!
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Tis the Season! Happy Holidays! Season’s Greetings! Are you ready?
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NOTE: About all the FUCKS. Sorry, not sorry.
THIS HOLIDAY WEEK HAS BEEN TORTURE. We are just fucking done.
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(from “Quadrophenia” by The Who, written by Peter Pownshend)
The ushers are sniffing, “Eau-de-coloning”
The seats are seductive-Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging-Prettier women
Free frustration-In our minds and our toes
Quiet storm water, M-m-my generation
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen
Out of my brain on the train
On a raft in the quarry-Slowly sinking
Back of a lorry-Holy hitching
Dreadfully sorry-Apple scrumping
Born in the war-Birthday punching
Gravely outrageous, In my high heel shoes
Tightly undone-They know what they’re showing
Sadly ecstatic-That their heroes are news
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen
Out of my brain on the train, on the train, out of my brain-Woo!
Out of my brain on the train-Here it comes-Woo!
Out of my brain on the train, on the train
Out of my brain on the train
Why should I care? Why should I care?

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