Haiku Review!
Spring 2020
Stars in the night sky
Shine on crazy diamonds
Sing to the darkness
Welcome to Facebook
Next best thing to being there
Poems by proxy
Stay Home! Stay Healthy!
Wash Your Hands! Abide. Be Kind.
Have a beverage.
Quarantine for days
Working that drug regimen
How long will this last?
A gold Ralphs Club card
My identification
And it’s all I got
Bunny Lebowski
My kinda Easter Bunny!
Find a cash machine
Time for a cocktail
Order a beverage here
Have a caucasian!
A White Russian
In a Chocolate Bunny
Happy Easter Dude!
A Shot of Vodka
Coffee Liqueur, Half and Half
Serve in a Bunny
Ingredients:
1 shot Godiva Dark Chocolate Liqueur
1 shot Salted Caramel Vodka
A splash of half and half
Fuckin’ Amateur!
He’s flunking haiku writing.
Mark it zero Dude.
Remake the cover?
Fogerty is having fun
Time for some Creedence!
Cosmo’s Factory!
Here is the original
Great effin’ album!
When the doctor asks
“Would you slide your shorts down please?”
And cut to this song!
LIVE MUSIC for you!
Give it up for some Creedence
and John Fogerty!
In-N-Out for lunch?
A double-double with cheese
Those are good burgers
In-N-Out Burger
5-8-6-4 Lankershim
It’s not on Radford!
April Twentieth:
The Dude abides in your mind
Lost my train of thought….
Happy Four Twenty!
Jeff Bridges sings for Willie
On the interweb!
April Fools Parade!
(Zoom in the virtual world)
All Hail St. Stupid!
Tuesday afternoon
Never alone with your dogs
It must be PLAYTIME!
Trip to the kitchen
The dogs and I are hungry
Time for a snackie
Blintzes for brunch
Cheezy comfort food to eat
With raspberry jam
frozen from Costco
just fry them in cooking oil
and then add the jam
The beach is closed!
Stay outta Malibu Dude,
Waldo got busted.
Friday comes again!
Is this a…what day is this?
No week, no weekend
Friday night dinner
Stay Home! Stay Healthy! Be well!
Good Shabbos Y’all!
The wind is blowing
Flowers explode with colors
Spring is in the air
No, we mustn’t dwell
Have you seen “Empire Records”?
It’s Rex Manning Day!
May 1st is May Day!
Laugh, Dance and Sing, it’s May Day!
Celebrate Springtime!🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
I must turn off Trump!
“Creature From The Black Lagoon”
is not as scary!
Basketball season?
Stupid leader will kill us
Humans are doomed
Trump will kill us all.
Doesn’t have a f*ckin’ clue!
Are we winning yet?
Still “Safer-At-Home”
And one more Saturday night
Feelin’ so alone
Sunday Solitude
Do you talk to yourself much?
Jack is a dull boy
NOTE: Most of these Haiku are NEW, but some are older ones that were included in previous Haiku Blog Posts, and some are older but have never been included here.
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