CORONAVIRUS! Part 12 – April Fools Day!

CORONAVIRUS! Part 12 – April Fools Day!

NOTE: We have still not watched “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood”
(we got distracted again with the many things to see online)

Wednesday, April 1, 2020 – HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!
(Read our previous Blog Posts about April Fool’s Day)

“The alien overlords have decided to reduce the earth’s surplus population.
That is all.
May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the Cosmos.”
– Gramaha from ASTA Galactic Command

SIX FEET! “Social Distancing” from the past

ALL HAIL St. STUPID! Noon on April 1st as usual.
The 42nd St. Stupid Day Parade in San Francisco! on the Zoom App!

Hooray for the St. Stupid Day Parade in San Francisco!

A sidewalk parade thru the financial district , the REAL temples of warship, to mock the business of religion and the religion of business with a series of mocking rituals. Bring your socks for the ‘sock’ exchange, pennies to throw at the bantkers heart, dead lottery tickets to strew on the steps of the Fetgderal Reserve HQ. Join the flock as they hop skip and giggle thru canyons of commerce. Fun for the whole family. Go to you tube to see past historys. Attendance will be taken.

The physical parade was cancelled. Of course. Even though having it today would have been savage with everyone in costume lined up six feet apart wearing masks and gloves!

All Hail St. Stupid!

So, it happened on the Zoom App instead…. our first time trying group conference chat.
We sold our data to the internet to sign up and attend online, so that was pretty STUPID!

Actually it was kinda fun, normally we don’t attend because it’s in San Francisco on April 1st every year.  So, this year we dressed up in Foolish gear at the Home Office, and played on camera with toys, bells, a bottle of Stoli, a red nose, Plastic Jesus and a Troll doll, and other fun paraphernalia! We watched videos of past parades, saw a bunch of OLD FOOLS trapped in their homes, and interacted online with some old peeps!
Killed an hour and half from noon til 1:30pm or so.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!

 

We went to the Supermarket this morning. (And boy is our paranoia tired)
It wasn’t that busy and we got paper towels and toilet paper before they sold out!
We aren’t hoarding, but we stocked up because we don’t want to go shopping again anytime soon. Being around strangers in close proximity is now a dangerous thing!
And then when we got home, we sanitized everything, and then sanitized ourself.
NOTE: Wore a N95 mask and surgical rubber gloves because WHY NOT BE SAFE?

Here are SAFE Grocery Shopping Tips from a real DOCTOR: (if you are interested)

VENTURA BOULEVARD IS A GHOST TOWN! No cars, no traffic, no business, weird.
We didn’t take our phone/camera with us, so we didn’t get pics. But it was very weird.
There were cars at the Supermarket and residential construction continues in our neighborhood on a couple of properties. Our gardener came today, and he’s good and everyone is healthy on his side (we checked from a distance of course). We’ve told our longtime housekeeper (who’s more like family) not to come and clean, but we continue to pay her and for her car payments and insurance, while she stays home (FAMILY).
We’ve been doing a little cleaning everyday, keeping it clean and keeping it sanitized.

BE KIND! BE GRATEFUL! JUST A REMINDER TODAY!

On The Menu: was going to make lemon garlic shrimp with broccoli and fried rice, but the horrible news and current tragic circumstances made us lose our appetite. Instead, we ate some beef jerky, BBQ potato chips, some Reese’s mini peanut butter cups, drank an espresso and then passed out.

“Today’s already the first, Dude.” THE RENT IS DUE TODAY!
“Who ya gonna call?” What are millions of Americans going to do now?
Unemployment added 6.5million+ new claims this week, and added 3million+ last week!
People lost their jobs. There is no SAFE work available.
People have to eat. People have to feed their families.
Medical care is not available unless you have an emergency or unless YOU CAN PAY!

Trump warns of difficult weeks ahead……
with projections of 100,000 to 240,000 deaths!

Trump was briefed about Coronavirus in January! He called it a hoax, a conspiracy theory, ignored it and then lied about it!

REAL TESTING IS STILL NOT AVAILABLE IN APRIL!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
Los Angeles County: 3500+ Reported Cases – 65 Reported Deaths
Orange County: 600+ Reported Cases – 10 Reported Deaths
as of Wednesday, April 1, 2020. at 1pm PST
(these numbers will probably double in two days)

Still think it’s funny?

CAN YOU TRUST THE INFO FROM THE CDC?
TRUMP IS FLAT OUT LYING TO YOU!
Trump’s medical experts aren’t telling the truth.
So, TODAY they changed their minds and now “WEAR A MASK” is in. – OH REALLY?!!!
The misinformation and confusion caused by NO ONE BEING IN CHARGE is fueling the fear and uncertainty across the country. TRUMP’S LIES ARE KILLING U.S. CITIZENS!

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

New York is reporting over 2000 DEAD PEOPLE as of today!
Over 6000 Cruise passengers are still (trapped) at sea!
4 DEAD PASSENGERS and 200 sick on one ship,
and Florida Governor won’t let it port.

TRUMP AND PENCE: “Slow the spread in 15 days 30 days” FAIL!
Trump announced they were increasing troop numbers to fight very bad drug smuggling south of the border. Wasting more money, fluffing his contractor friends, and not helping with any pandemic relief as more and more people are getting sick and dying.
JUST SAY “NO” TO TRUMP! Just say “NO” to MyPillow!

46000+ Reported Deaths of Wednesday, April 1, 2020 at 3pm PST

Trump and the Republicans in Congress are a Clear and Present Danger
to Public Health and Safety of the United States!

EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! –
EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE! – EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS IS A LIE!

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HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!
REMEMBER: This year April is 4-20 all month long!