An “Adult” Christmas Blog! NSFW?
Happy December Holiday Season again!
We’ve decided to have a little ADULT FUN with this Blog Post! Yes NSFW!
NSFW! So that means, if “R” Rated humor is offensive to you,
DON’T READ THIS BLOG POST! SCROLL TO THE NEXT ONE! NSFW!
HO HO HO! “Santa’s gotta stay…”
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Let’s get this party started! (“Let’s get retarded!”) See what I did there?
“You know that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just happy to see you.”
Santa Freud
Q: Ho, Ho, Ho. Wanna see the North Pole?
Q: Is your name Jingle Bells?
Because you look ready to go all the way.
#MeToo!
There once was a fellow name Sweeney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
And just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
“Excelsior!”
Party time, Roman Style!
Saturnalia was an ancient Roman festival and an occasion of wild revelry in honor of Saturn in December, a period of general merrymaking and the predecessor of Christmas. Public sacrifices, banquets, feasting, gift-giving, gladiators and gambling!
Gonna Be A GREEN CHRISTMAS This Year!
Willie Nelson!
Willie Nelson and Friends “Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I’m Gone”
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg LIVE in Amsterdam! “I Ain’t Superman”
“I Don’t Care Who You Are Old Fatso, Get Those Reindeer Off My Roof!”
Cheech and Chong’s “Santa Claus and His Old Lady” A Christmas Classic!
“Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude
And has name was Santa Claus, y’know? And he used to live over in the
Projects with his old lady, and they had a pretty good thing together
Because his old lady was really fine, and she could cook and all that
Stuff like that, y’know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man!
Oh, I could remember ’em now, man. I could eat one of ’em, man…”
“Santa Clause and His Old Lady” reached Number 4 on the Billboard Christmas Singles chart when it was released in 1971, then peaked again at number 3 on the same chart in 1972 and 1973. “¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?”
Q: What do you call Santa’s Elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Well at least there’s one wise guy…
“The guy who invented Christmas should be nailed to a cross!”
BAD SANTA!
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Q: Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
A: Because he knows better than to try the back door.
Q: What do three HOs get you?
A: One very jolly Santa.
CA, OR, WA, NV, CO, AK, VT, MI, MA, ME have made Marijuana Legal in 2018!
CELEBRATE THE END OF MARIJUANA PROHIBITION!
O, Canada made Marijuana Legal in 2018!
Don’t forget that the GOP and BIG PHARMA are the ones who caused the “Opioid Crisis” and the deaths of thousands of American citizens.
JUST LIKE CRAZY OTTO!
Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
“Nice package, Santa”
Shaggy inna Baggie! And Scooby with a Doobie! “Ruh-Roh!”
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In their lust for a haul at the mall,
Panty shoppers broke into a brawl.
To put it quite briefly
The reasons are chiefly
Their vainness and greed — a clothes call.
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“It’s Christmas time and my rhyme’s steady bumpin’,
Everybody happy, hair still nappy,
Gonna steal a gift for my old Grandpappy…”
Santa Snoop!
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What day of Christmas is this?
“Johnny said, Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I’m the best there´s ever been”
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