“This is What Happens Larry!”
Walter Sobchak:
[shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar]
This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!
“You see what happens, Larry?!
This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass Larry!
[Proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Larry’s new Corvette]
This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens Larry?!
You see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass?!”
SPOILER ALERT:
The Dude’s car is stolen, with the real ransom money briefcase still inside…
The car is found by the police without the ransom money, and the Dude reclaims it. Later, the Dude finds the homework assignment of a high school student named Larry Sellars (he’s flunking Social Studies) inside. Taking this to mean that Larry was the one who stole the car, Walter and The Dude go to his house, believing Larry has also stolen the money. When Larry refuses to respond to Walter and the Dude’s threats, Walter wrecks a new sports car parked outside which they assume Larry bought with the money.
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Uncensored:
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The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re going to have
to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron.
And here’s the ridiculous “network television” version:
Walter Sobchak: You’re entering a world of pain!
The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter Sobchak: I’m perfectly calm Dude.
The Dude: [shouting] Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
LEBOWSKI!
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: Okay then.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY TO JEFF BRIDGES!
“The Big Lebowski”
Written, produced and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski, John Goodman as Walter Sobchak and Steve Buscemi as Donny (“Donny, who loved bowling”)
USA release date: March 6, 1998
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